Ham m er throw —Don G- M o r­ jo y o u s laughter emanate from our houses and our schools, that; rison, o f Albany College, 104 .Entered'as second-elaai, *1 attor at tha po»to01ce laughter j which has -nothing o f feet, ’03r,. at Newberg, ore«oa. Discus th row —Don G. M o r ­ the sheer in it, but is helptul, rison, o f Albany College, 103 ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. pure and sweet. feet 5 inches,JQ3. H. w b q p V V A R D , Editor and Publisher ; T a k e notice, all sufferers from Shot put-^D on G. M orrison, W . C . W d V O W A R U , Associate Editor. rheumatism. A German special­ o f Albany College, 35 feet 6 ist has announced w ith a flour­ inches, ’03. v '\ i . $LOO P e c 'Y e a r in Advan ce. ish o f trumpets th a t he has Startling Evidence. a’ remedy for th os^ unspeakable Fresh testitpouy in great quan­ F R ID A Y , JU N E i 2 , 1903 rheumatic pains. I t is more tity is constsutly coming in, de­ simple than harmless, and con­ claring Dr. Kjng’s New Discovery ’^T 6 ddy g o t home in tim e t o sists in the g ood h ealth y 1 s^ing for Consumption, Coughs aud hfflp clean house anent the o f a bee. H e says to begin w ith Colds to be unequaled. A recent general shaking pp and dusting a few stings and gradually in­ expression from T. J. McFarland, crease the size o f the dose. In in the post offiee'dppartment. BentorvUle. Va., serves as an ex­ other w ords, until the sensation ample. Etc writes: “ I had bron­ W e have had a few days o f arising therefrom, gradu ally puts chitis for three years and doctored w eather the past week th a t w as the rheumatic pains out o f busi­ all the time without being bene­ bard on everybody* but the ice ness. He gives seventy stings as fited. T b e * l began taking Dr. man. But that'kiitii doesn’t last an average dose but says in one King's NeW \0iAooveryi and a few case the patient had t o be stung Equally bottles whfoUy eared 6952 times before a cure w as effective la curing all lung and The Indianapolis èhambermaid effected. Wonderful are the w h o refused t o make up a bed trium phs o f science! Rheumatism throat trouble», consumption, pneu­ fo r B ooker T . W ashington w a s has ceased t o be dreadful, when monia and. grip. Guaranteed by robbed o f the tw e lv e hundred- it can be relieved b y a little m at­ F. H. Caldwell & Co., druggists. d oliar purse J ^ h ie h Southern t er o f 6952 bee stings. E very Trial bottles free; regular sizes, 50 c and $ 1 . sympathizers raided; for her. fam ily w ill n o w have its bee fo o l and his m oney are soon hi ve, and when a member feels The Graphic and W eekly Ore­ gonian fo r $2 a year. an ache, he w ill shake the bee A fter President R oosevelt’s hive w ell before using, and the visit in Southern Oregon, a M ed­ busy little bee w ill do the rest. ford editor referred to him as a Rheumatic sufferers should lose bullet-headed^ Dutchman-- w h o little tim e in erecting a monument boasted o f sh ootn ig Spaniards, t o th e German d o cto r w h o claims in the back. I f it w as a little ex­ the credit o f the g rea t discovery. NEWBERQ GRAPHIC - >ß i <1 * 7 '!.... — ' i ' Th en step in this w ay please, for that is our busi­ ness and w e are prepared to satisfy all w ants in this direction. W e have a large stock to select from, and if you don't sle what you w ant, call for it and w e w ill see that you have FURNITURE it H ollingsw orth & House citem ent the ed itor w a s after, he g o t it. as his contem poraries arc m anufacturing a w a rm clim ate fo r his benefit. A N ew Y o rk man excites the w on der o f the medical profession b y livin g w ith a bullet in his brain. N o t so wonderful as liv- ih g w ith o u t brains, remarks the Guard, a condition th a t observ­ a n t men see every day, th a t is if the actions o f the unfortunates m a y be taken for Aroof. Headquarters for Reliable I KEEP O N £ IA # D Key Instruments. CO M PLETE L IN E O F A Everything in connection w ith the b ig concern, excepting prices and payments, conducted on the largest, proadest business prin- This means the m ost advan­ tageous buying opportunities to The L est v a i Pianoà. t number and great- and best make o f B IN D E R S , M O W E R S , Sold by This House w ould m a k eg o q d residence sites. The Child L a b o r Commission deserves much Credit fo r g o in g to w o rk w ith ou t funds, w ith ou t fear o f failu re, and in hope th a t i t w ill accomplish much good . The courage o f this commission is t o be all the more admired when if is taken ifito consider­ ation th a t the legislature did n ot appropriate so much as a postage stam p fo r its use in its laudable w ork .—W oodburn In ­ dependent- O regon C o lleg e A th le tic Records A corrected list o f the records o f the C ollegiate Athletic League o f Oregon, has been given ou t b y the retirin g president, by which it is seen th a t A lbany holds eight records,; NeWberg five, M cM inn ville 1, w hile neith- Dallas n or M onm outh holds any records. Th e list follow s: 50-yard dash—R ob ert N T o r- b et o f A lbany College, 5 4-5 sec­ A • dem ocratic contem porary onds, ’03. closes an editorial on the recent 100 -yard dash—R o y Heater, congressional election w ith the o f Pacific College, 10 3-5 seconds, w ords: “ Reames is a w inner ’ 02 . though he lost, w hiie Herm ann 220-yard dash—R o y H eater, ,o£ P acific College, 23 seconds, election.’’ in e dem ocrats nave * 02 . become so chastened b y con­ 440-yard dash—R o y TTrnrrrr tinued defeats th a t they are able o f Pacific College*, 52. seconds, t o extra ct com fort from very ’ 02 . m eagre crumbs. They are cheerful 880-yard run— W illard L. losers an4 are a lw a ys welcome Marks, o f A lbany College, 2:Q3 to the kind o f w inning which 4-5, ’03. Reames scored. M ile run—Chas. M orris, o f Pacific College, 5:06, ’02. A man is krtovi^f b y w h a t 120-yard hurdle— R oy Heater, amuses him. The kind o f jokes o f Pacific College, 16 1-5 secouds he laughs at and is in a hurry to ’ 02 . repeat to his friend, shows his 220-yard hurdle— A lton B. taste and inner life. There is Coates, o f Albany College, 27 m irth and humor th a t is uplift­ seconds, ’03. ing; ,tlm t makes one healthier Pole vau lt—Elmer Cummins, and better. It has not a taint o f M cM innville College, 10 feet, o f vu lgarity. Such stories can be told to and enjoyed by our B road ju m p—A lton B. Coates, m others and sisters a t home. o f Albany College, 21 feet, ’02. Cherish such, but scorn to think H igh jum p—Wesley M . JSjVire, o f a thing th a t is mean. L e t o f A lbany College, 5 feet 3 in ’01. ^SJK. ttgMy&agK-g* A ll the best, and every one a t a less price than can be obtained a ty where else. Keep this in you r mind; it w ill be a great saving t o you when y o u w a a tito buy a key instru­ ment, no p lotter w h a t it is. And i f you w a n t t o buy now , you w ill fifid m any very ex tra in­ ducements; The prices w e are m aking a t present cm pianos and organs in order to make room fo r incom ing shipments are exceptionally low . Washington Street Corner Park, PORTLAND, 0REG< Other large, flourishing st< Potter d a treat never to be forgot­ ten. For speed and grace nothing In river and lake service in the en­ tire West equals this side wheeled beauty. Five hours from Portland an{l one from Astoria, through tbe THIS IS B IN D IN G T W I N E . ... o f ... NEW BERG, OREGON I invite the public to examine my stock and prices and satisfy yourselves that the Studebaker goods are the best in tbe market, and are warranted to give entire satisfaction famous fishing waters of the Col­ umbia, past scores o f salmon traps and nets and as many white-wing­ ed fish boats, lands the passengers at Illwaco, where close connection is made for beach points with trains of the Ulwaco & Navigation Company, whose cars stand on the whart awaiting the iteamer. The beach is twenty-seven miles loug two hundred yards wide at lowest tide, and so hard that carriage wheels scarcely leave a mark. It is an ideal place for driving, riding,, wheeling or walking, and the surf bathing is unsurpassable. The excellent hotels and boarding bouses provide good accommoda­ tions at prices ranging from one to three dollars per day. The round trip rate from Port­ land to Astoria is $ 2 . 50 ; to Ocean Beach points $ 4 . 00 , good until October 15 th. On Saturdays, dur­ ing July and August, -round trip tickets are sold to beach points at $ 2 . 50 , good for return leaving the beach the following Sunday even­ ing. » The Oregon Railroad & N avi­ gation Company has just issued a new summer book (ftee for tbe asking) which tells all about tbe de­ lightful resorta of the valley of tbe Columbia river. This can be ob­ tained from any agent o f the O. R. St Co., or by writing A. L. Craig, General Passenger Agent, Port­ land, Oregou. W e work at the Newberg Steam Laundry, the best place in the country to get your work done: W e guarantee satisfaction and prompt attention. A ll work called forand promptly delivered. Branch offices in Dayton and Sherwood. A . N*. PR E S S N A LL, Prop. Ghehalem V a i N e w b e rg » O regon. Alpbeas Mills, Pres. J. C. McCrea, Vice- President. S. M. Calkins, Cashier N. C. Christenson, Assistant Cashier J. Kin ley Blair. C o rrespondents : Western National Bank, New York. L. U.8. National Bank. 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