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Young Lady— War* 700 pi
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Iba saw school, llttla boy?”
Llttla Boy— Haw! Day nada asa
wash ma faoa, an' whan I want home
da dorg bit ma ’eaoaa ha didn't know
mal—Chicago Maws.
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KAOLY
St Helen's School for Girls.
"M y Dear Sir,” wrote tba editor to
the persistant yoang author, "in order
to simplify matters somewhat wa are
enclosing a bnneh of our 'declined
with thanks' noil css. If you will pat
one of these In an envelope with your
manuscript and mail it to yourself it
will make it easier for all of ns, ami
you will be saving something in post­
age aa well.”
RAH. SAFE
Tbs rapid extansloo of the third-rail
system electric railroads, not only on
elevated lines, button surface lines In
the country, baa brought the public
departments now opea.
fee« to face with • serious question-
MISS BLBANOk TBBMTTS, Pita Sfai
should electric railroad eompehlea he
allowed to Interlace tbs country with
s network of “llvetL re Use-the slight-
THS ULPOKHIA SOTAJOCAL GATEWAY TO
H E A L T H A .IS D W E A L T H eet touch of which Is likely to produce
la really a on# dollar book mailed you for 25 death or serious injury?
cants «flyer, to introduce It. It tells you about • Already many third-rail lines are In
newly discovered Botanical Remedies tor the
cure of many diseases, new ways to make operation on the surface, one being the
money and je t employment, to nurse and care road from Chicago to Aurora. Two
for the nek, to prolong old age and live 100
years, the newly discovered Angle Worm Oil similar line« have. been Incorporated
massage for removing wrinkles and beautify­ within a day or two In Illinois, and
ing the complexion, new varieties of roses,
fruits and vegetables, the wheat, corn and sun­ are preparing to build from Chicago
flower food, cereal coffee, Imitation cal a. gold
and silver, stands adds, preventing smallpox aa a center.
plttlngs, maple syrup and sugar from wood,
When electricity 'first came Into gen­
now soft drinks, trade secrets for manufacturer,
things von need not ask the doctor, a real home eral uae aa a motive power, the news­
doctor book and encyclopedia of general infor­ papers were filled with columns of
mation, wanted by every man ana woman that
wants health and wealth. Is about 100 pages, matter about the “deadly trolley,” and
4x9, paper cover. Contents sheet free.
bitter opposition developed. Hada rail­
TV CaHfwaU n«**etc»i Bwit-tm c ^<J
10 m North Alvarado SC. Lea Angela#, CaL road attempted at that time to lay a
live rail on the ground, public Indigna­
tion would have caused an open revolt.
Blngularly enough, tbs third-rail sur­
face lines now appear to excite only a
mild sort of surprise.
Nevertheless, in aoq^aeoUona, mo'
/Bents are on foot looking toward a
remedy for the svtl, and engineers have
long been boat trying to invent some
device that wonld obviate the danger.
In New York and Brooklyn Bo many
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proval and at a price
accidents have occurred from the live
rn M t 1
that will eaable you
A — —* to make a geod profit
rail on the elevated roads that one line.
H i Kind Yn Km Always Bought
Boars the
Signatura of '
Didn't Mara To.
Dr. Pailay (looking at tba tbermom
•ter)— Hamm l I don't Ilka yoor tern
paratnra.
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Blok Student— Than why did yon take
it?— Harvard Lampoon.
■ o w n s TW IST
www waa» visa
iMe of Cattar i
C a U tt I i Cut.
Ws the am
flerth« put 115ran
15r« , and billar« bim strlwilT
honorable
in Ml
all bu»ln«««
btulnssa transaction*
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and
fln-
able to carry oat any obligations mads
'their firm.__ ^
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Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall’eOatarrb
taken inurnally.actlng
«TMtly oaths blot and musoni sorf i m as
thisystim. Trice Tbc pe r botti«. Bold bysll
M
free.
the bast..
I M l d H s Wasted.
" I don't like yer story,” said the
Bit M ile reader.
"Maybe not now,” replied the auth­
or, "but it will grow 00 you.”
" I hope notv” was the reply, "far
I've got three carbuncles" now.” —At­
lanta Constitution. — ■
Oood Catsup.
If yon have never been perfectly sat­
isfied with the catsup you hate been
g* ting, wa want you to try a bottle of
Monopole. " Even if you are satisfied
ws want yon to try It anyway, for w
are snrs you will become a permanent
user of it.
No other brand in the
market has the fine taate, the delicate
flavor and gives to any dish that appe­
tising seet as does Monopole, Get
Monopole catsup from yonr dealer.
Wadhams A Kerr Broe., Monopole
Grocers and Dry Coffee Roasters, Port­
land, Ore.
CREAM
SEPARATOR!
ox a few cows. The
cleanest, fairest ma­
chine in Ml the vsrld.
Strongest la ALL these points that , say
other, vis:
Claaa Sktanelng.
Easy Ossah g,
llttla book entitled “The dow and Why.” It
has been adopted by several Eastern colleges
to teach the first principals of Ufa insurance,
and may be had free by addressing Ahorman
and Harmon, general agenta Pehn Mutual Li.e
Insurance Co., Murquatn building, Portland,
Or. It may help you to understand How and
Why the Penn Mutual dnring 1902 wrote a
larger amount of insurance In Oregon than was
ever before written in the state
any cem-
I »any In one year.
Write for free catalogue.
IV
PILES
k W
V V W
W
V i V V V
TRASS I
Has sant. Palata Sta.
Seed, Mesar Si efeea. w e
— P U B I C O M m P A T lO N.
One day little four-year-old Cora wee
trying ‘ to stand on her head. Her iO-TO-BAO » W i M f T B t t ' S »
mother asked her what she was doing.
8ha answered:
" I ’s standing on my bead to rest my
feet.” — Little Chronicle.
RR1ERSON MACHINERY CO.
Foot of Morrlmn (treat, Portland, Oregon.
Write ue or «all for price« on everythin« in
the machinery line. Honing out at cost: wag-
Cream Sepa' ratore—also all
[goods, to make;
$33,000 R EW AR D
will fee paM So ssyies who
ess dlapawvo this eUtsmsws.
Because W . L . Douglas
lathe Urgent manufacturer
In Canned Fruita and Vegetables
one word is all you need to know.
That one i«
M O N O P O L E
Get them from your dealer. Wad-
hams A Kerr Bros., Monopole Groc­
ers and Dry Coffee Roasters, Portland.
ho can buy cheaper and
produce his shoes a t a
lower cost than other con­
cerns. which enables him
to sail shoes for $3 JO and
83.00 oaual in every
way to these sold else­
where for 84 and 85.00.
The pousrlas
of
taoalni
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e in «
nil
the bot om «olee prod'
reduces
ealeeTtave m ore than doubt
yvar». which proves 1U eu-
S lve w . L . Douclae shoes a ti
BROM
E GRASS
TIMOTHY?;
These two great
leaden are worth
attention of e v en
Farmer and Deaf­
Hirdlist Known er.
la wonderful In a
luntrv. My Tlmo
l ■ ill w i k i thy la simply unequaled
Flint l i l t , irtci“
other side open. A specially construct­
ed “shoe,” attached to the motor car,
fits into this gide slot tod runs In It.
The rali Jtsslf U thus put of reach,
unleas a person dc4Íbeaut»Ty puts à hand
or foot Into the slot.
Another device that has had consider­
ation consists In an Inverted third nil,
suspended dose to the Has, and so con­
structed that the “sho#* runa on the
under side. The upper side is deadened
or Insulated. The formér plan aeems to
be the most practicable, owing to the
difficulty In suspending the rail prop­
erly.
Not only will the Improvement pro­
tect passengers, but It will save many
exasperating delays during snow and
lee storms, the rail being almost en­
tirely protected from such causes Of
Trout**.
The Wilkesbsrre A Hagleton Electric
railroad. In Pennsylvania. Is the first
road In the country to adopt a protect-
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utalr r pure
leather i mera flexible end
than any other tannTare feTthe wand.
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A gain of S n .a u o , « a e .'ro in Four Team
W. I-D O U G LA S S 4 0 0 GILT COOK LINK,
W orth I M O C om pared w ith O th er M ukae.
The Seat Imported and American Irathen, HegVe
Fetaet Calf, Enamel, tnx Calf, Calf, Vlcl Kid, Corona
G. S. MANN, the SEEDMAN.
184 Front St., Portland, Oregon
The genuine have W . L. DOUGLAS
name and price stamped on bottom .
’ Will also »end you et earn« time «am­
ple« and prices of my great «pedalUe».
P. N. U.
No. 16-1903.
r ri tin y to me
iam «hta pai per.
THS INVESTED THIRD
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t T
Boys' and Youths'
ed third ralL The rail has a guard
such as dehcribed above, aud haa been
found to work perfectly.
At preaeut the third-rail companies
in country districts consider that the
Ask c yo
your dealer for the Jack
public Is protected well enough if the
Knife Shoe.
She
Every boy gets a
pocket knife with hia pair of
deadly rail la “ broken” at road cron»
shoes. Best wearing shoe*. Razor < lugs, and the right of way fenced, «up-
■teal knives.
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piled with culverts, and placarded with
danger
notices. But many small boys
KRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesale«, 37-8^ First St., Portland, Or.
and girls can not read danger warnings.
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It is easy to climb fences.
During
bl ckadis. passengers often leave the
cars and stroll about for a few minutes.
These and other dangers connected
'Fa«««« hut vrr are cal’id unnn fo per'orm
with the third-rail system make It pra<?
n w f dlillcult cental operation t) a: 1*
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U
p direct n mi It of nefclectln ; t e te.it
tlcally
a trail of death, compared to
jam We cannot urge too «troncly the b nefit
which
the
overhead trolley la Insigni­
ar.d economy of con«u'.tliife adeutUtat
the very tlr*t airrn of toi.tji trouble. .U
ficant.
■ the «tart these trouble* are correat.-d
■"E»l L
> m H h
quickly ar.d at «nail (x.at. Our metnoda
The
saying,
“
Comparisons
are odi­
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S <
b ! ate j aitile»* and our worit auaraute^d
ous,” must have originated with' the
Horn ’titone*: Oronwn iouth ^.’91;
Cilumbla ¡6.’. Open ev«uiag* till i .
I second husband to a woman who
«e • a
Sunday« irora i t u U
thought a heap of the first onfc.
amf
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Ut. W. A.
Jr. a• il I mi
■ Nothing Jars an opera singer like
W.
21 . .‘U, -I-, : i u '*'«1» t it 4 .>ti|
W IS E
B R O S w, Dent ’ S t * .
having to whistle for hla salary.
fo r. Third aud W aaMt*,:?! '-A
jf'tnrrLAN®. •ft Moon.
e-'ri-VruJIBgHgJws»«u .
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Jack Knife Shoes!
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"M y boy John writes me that he 1«
•toppin’ at the best hotels,’ ' remarked
Mrs. Corn.
"Is he a commercial traveler”
"N o ; he’s drivin’ a parcels delivery
van.” — Cassell's Journal.
•
F o r bronchial trouble« try Pfeo’e Cure
fo r Consumption.
I t is a good ooagh
medicine. At druggiota, price 25 cents.
Berlin's Oldest »W eiss Beer” Saloon. -
Berlin's oldest "weiss bier” saloon
is being torn down.
It was In the
Chnrlottenstrssee and had been open
121 years.
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Boftleigb— Are you quite sure Miss
Banks is not In?
The'Maid— Of course I am.
Bha
gave me one of your photographs in
order to make me doubly sate.
What She Was Thinking.
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LO O K O U T F O R f
(X tarrh
When the cold wave flag is up, freesing weather is on the w »y. Winter
Mhoet by mail, tie. extra. Jlhte. Catalog free.
’• Me. 1 H U I U L A * . B B S C K T O X . SEAMS.
Uvered la your town.
b u ild e r,
In here in earnest, and with it all the miserable symptoms o f Catarrh
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Colt, and Motional Kangaroo. Fait Color Cgalota,
Cintlon:
I f y o u fe e l run d o w n ,
are e a s ily tired , i f y o u r
n e rv es are w e a k and y o u r
b lo o d is th in , then begin
to take the g o o d o ld stand*
a rd f a m i l y m e d ic in e ,
A y e r ’ s S arsaparilla.
I t ’s a r e g u la r n e r v e
lifte r , a p e r f e c t b l o o d
Gladys — I’m something of n mind
render
myself.
On« of the best pieces of sdvios for a
Ethel— I
safe journey through Uie I aaw on a
sign et a railroad «veering.
The sign
thinks <
reed: "Stop! Look! Listen!’’— Bal­ glancew
But don’t you
Ethel—
Wonderful
!
timore American.
of en find it awfully em harrowing?—
Exchange.
Learning by Degress.
Little Charlie being asked by his
~ Satisfied With Dog’s Warning.
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teacher the «abject of his geography
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When
a
dog
entered
the
cell
of
Maur­
lesson, answered promptly:
ice Bonche, " imprisoned at. Lille,
"Longitude and Bhortitude.”
France, and under sentence of death
for the mmder of a woman, and licked *
Justifiable Hauteur.
bis hand, on the morning of the day of
Pauline — Have you nothing to be execution, the murderer, who had all
prond of?
along protested his innocence, and ex­
Penelope— Yee. I ’m proud that
pressed confidence in a reprieve, imme­
haven’t any false pride.
diately prepared for death.
Use It.
‘ seat Orar
the
Why not
“K'ffJEEr-fiSSSSi K i K K «
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The las ami Owtay of It.
"Is your master in?” asked the cal­
ler of the servant at the door.
"'Deed, enh, I don’t know fo’ sure.”
“ Can’t yon find out?” __ -____
"W ell, toh, it's die way:
Ef yo'
'°me to pay dat $5 yo’ borrowed of
h tj , be say he's in jes’ dat much; bat
BAIL OUAKDED AT THE «IDI
«i -yo' come to borrow some mo’, be say
« • I n lb r a l the torteras «r ib a «a a u M «
with protruding plica brought on by oonetlpa- at least, will soon equip Its third rails he’s out all he’s gwine ter be, suh.”
Moxi with whleh I was afflteird for twenty with s shield, to protect unfortunate
years. I rea aereas year O ASC ABETS In the
Lgtakia Tobacco.
town of Newell, la., and aovar found anything persons who may fall from elevated
to equal them. To-day I am entirely free from traina or platforms,
Latekis
tobacco
obtains its peculiar
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pilas aad feel Uka a new sm s.”
flavor
through
being
rprinkled with
O H . K im . Mil Jonas St. Sioux City, la
‘ Many contrivances bare been con­
sidered by the New York alevatái rail- water and allowed to ferment after
CANDY
ronda. The moot feasible appears to be thorough fumigation with the smoke of
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HAKTIC
C A T H A R T IC
s wooden guard which covers the rail resinous aromatic wood grown la Syria,
on the top and one side, leaving the ■totes a consular report.
[«n o f n l i O K i
" I first used Ayer’s Sarsaparilla
In tbs fall of 184fi. Sines than I
have token It every Hprfng as a
b l o o d - p u r i f y i n g and nerve-
ttrengthening medicine.'’
S. T. Jones, Wichita, Kana.
T b
tired of boarding
houses,” said the young tan who parts
his hair ha tba middle,
"I'v e half à
mind to get married.”
"O f course, ” growled the old becbel<
o r .t " It takee just about that amount
The denn of fbarth-clnes postmasters
of inind to think of such a fool thing.” la Milo T. Winchester, of Booth Amen-
ln, N. Y ., who has been in office fifty-
TH1? HOW AND WHY.
four years, having bean appointed July
Me eh you may have guessed about Ufa inrar- 10, 1849. The salary of his position is
anoe may be wrong. Mr. H. C. Lipplnoott, of
Philadelphia, one of the moot foremoat insur­ $138 per year, and there has never been
ance authorities of the age, has copyrighted a • complaint against his office.
Won Medal, Pasta, MOO.
A little three-year-old miss while
her mother was trying to get her to
sleep became interested in a peculiar
noise, and asked what it was.
" A cricket, dear,” replied her
mother.
"W ell,” remarked the little lady,
"h e ought to get hissalf oiled."—
Young People's Paper.
H alf - Sick
what he thinks of Ayer's
MITCHELL, LEVIS I STATES IS.
PORTLAND, Ore.
SPOKANB, Wash. ■
BOISE. Mato
When Andrew Carnegie was - com­
pelled to narrow a dollar to place in a
contribution boa the other'night it
must have been the happiest moment
of his life. At last hie great ambition
had been realised. He was penniless.
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mea PLANS TO
Thirty-third year. Commodious buildings.
Modern equipment. Aeedemle and collagi
preparatory e m m e .
Spadai eouraes la
music and art. Illustrau d catalogua. All
For Infant« and Children.
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C A STO R IA
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return— blinding headaches and neuralgia, thick mucous discharges
f/om the nose and throat, a hacking cough and pain in the chest, bad
taste in the mouth, fetid breath, nausea ami all that makes Catarrh the
nost sickening and disgusting of all complaints. It causes a feeling o f per-
lonal defilement aud mortification that keeps one nervous and anxious while
in the company of others.
X a n o h e e ter, V a ., X a r o h 0,1001.
In spite of all efforts to prevent it,
G en tlem en :—I h ad a ll the sym ptom s
the filthy secretions and mucouS mat­
th a t accom pan y th is disease, enoh a s
ter find their way into the Stomach
m uon s dropping- in the th ro a t, a con­
uid are distributed by the blood to
sta n t d e sire to h a w k and sp it, ¿feeling
o f d ry n e s s in the th roat, oou gh a n d
every nook and corner of the system;
s p it tin g u p o n r is in g In the m o rn in g ,
the Stomach and Kidneys, in fact
eoabe fo r m in g in the nose, w h ic h re­
every organ and part of the body, he­
q u ire d much effort to b lo w out, som e­
ro rue infected with the catarrhal
tim es c a u s in g the nose to blood a n d
poison. This disease is rarely, if ever,
le a v in g me w it h a sick headache. X
rveninitsearliest stages, a purely local
h a d th u s euffeired fo r five years.
disease or simple inflammation of the
X commenced to ta k e 8. S. 8. a n d
dose and throat, and this is why sprays,
a fte r I h ad tak e n three la r g e b o ttle s,
washes, powders and the various in­
I notioed a c h a n g e fo r the better.
T h u s e n o o u ra g e d .I continued to ta k e
haling mixtures fail to cure. Heredity
it a n d in a sh ort w h ile w a s e n tire ly
is sometimes back of it— parents have
onred.
JUDSO N A. B E L L A M .
it aud so do their children.
X a i n a n d T i n e S t«., R ich m on d , V a .
I n t b e treatment of Catarrh, an i-
leptic and soothing washes are good for cleansing purposes or clearing tha
head and throat, but this is the extent of their usefulness. To cure Catarrh
permanently, the blood must be purified and the system relieved of its load
of foul secretions, and the remedy to accomplish this is S. S. S. which has
no equal as a Blood purifier. It restores
the blood to a natural, healthy state aud
the catarrhal poison and effete matter -
are carried out of the system through the
roper channels. S. S. S. restores to the
food all its good qualities, and when
rich, pure blood reaches the inflamed
membrane and is carried through the circulation to all the Catarrh infected
portions of the body, they soon heal, the nyicous dischargee cease and tha
patient is relieved of the most offensive and humiliating o f all com plain «. >
S. S. S. is a vegetable remedy and contains nothing that could injure the
moat delicate constitution. It cures Catarrh in its most aggravated forms,
and coses apparently incurable and hopeless. W rite ua if you have Catarrh,
Bud our physician« w ill advise you without charge.
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