Humors
They
take possession of the body, and
are Lord s o f M isrule.
Th ey ar«- attended b y pimples, boils, the
itching tetter, salt rheum , and oth er cu
taneous eru ption s; by feelings o f weakness,
languor, g e n e r a l d e b ility and w hat not.
T h ey cause m ore su fferin g than an yth in g
else.
H ealth, Strengtn, Peace and Pleasure
require their expulsion, and this Is post«
to thousands of
t iv e ly effected, a ccord in g
gratefu l testim on ia ls, by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
W hich ra d ica lly and p erm a n en tly d r iv e l
them out and b u ild * up the w hole system .
To Continue Th< Dispute.
“ I wonder how they came to marry
each other?”
‘ ‘They were unable to decide which
was the better ping pong player.” —
Exchange.
Prove IL
We want you to prove our statement
that Monopole Sjrices fare the purest
and strongest in the world.
For sale
by all grocers. To enable you to do so,
we w ill send you free a 10-cent tin of
white pepper or cayenne or ginger or
any other variety you may prefer, if
you w ill send us two 2-cent stamps for
postage, and give us tiie name and ad
dress of your grocer.
Prize coupons
packet! with every can. Send to Wad'
hams & Kerr Pros., Portland, Oregon
In the Melee.
Attorney— Did you see the plaintiff
strike the defendant?
Witness— Oi did, sor.
Attorney—And was the assault com
mitted with malice afoiethought?
Witness— No, sor; it wor committed
wid a mallet behind the ear.— Judge.
A Story of the Prairie
The Century magazine is about to
print a serial which will have an espe
cial interest to people who are at home
on the prairies.
It is called “ The
lliography of a Prairie G irl,” and the
author is Eleanor Gates, a young
woman who spent her childhood in
Dakota and who thus writes from the
closest personal observation.
The time of Miss Gates’ story is
about 25 years ago; it is put in tlie
form of a personal narrative of the
life of a little girl, and there is hardly
a phase or event of prairie life which
is not touched upon in those pages—
the ulizzard, breaking colts, horse
stealing by Indians, school days on the
frontier, fighting gophers and badgers,
cattle raising und other typical phases
of hardship or prosperity.
It is not a novel, hut the same char
acters appear ami reappear in the story
with a reality which impresses the
reader with confidence in the truth of
the narrative.
"T h e biography o( a Prairie G irl”
will begin in the August number of the
Century anil it will lie illustrated.
tit Never Worked end Never Will.
There is a New York farmer who has
lived 70 years and is sound as a dollar,
and yet he has never done a stroke of
work since he readied the years of dis
cretion.
What a shocking example for the
hired man!
It does seem, however, as if lie ought
to be willing to let them put a ragged
coat and a bad lint on him, and then
seat him on a high seat in the middle
of the cornfield.— Cleveland
Plain
Dealer.
We ¡ire not to blame because you have
rheumatism ; hut you are—if you do not
try Hamlin's Wizard Oil.
Waits Found in SL Patrick's.
In St. Patrick's cathedral there is
said to he found by the pew cleaners
an average of 2.r> babies every twelve-
month.
These babies have been left
hv Catholic paronts, who know that
they will he raised, if they live, in
Catholic homes.— Aiuslee's Magazine.
M o th ers w ill fin d Mrs. Winslow's S o o th
in g S y ru p the best rem ed y to use tor their
Children d u r in g ilie teeth in g period.
Room In the Procession.
(Tara— Dear Isaliel, you are st last a
successful artist!
Isabel— O, Clara, I don’ t feel myself
a success.
I ’ ve just moved up a little
because a lot of older stragglers have
got tired and quit.— Detroit Free Press.
I .m ile s Cnn W r s r Klines
One sire sm sller sfo-r using Allen's Kool-Fsse
Cures swollen (ee l. blisters slid esllnliss|mtsand
Is s cert it in eu ie lor In a m . In . n nils, sweslms,
hot, selling n et. At nil Prnssists. s
liln l
] nek line IT U r hy mall. Address Alien S. Olm
sted,
. N . V.
Csndld.
A — You see that lady over them?
She is Mrs. A. I fell in love with her
at first sight. What do you think of
that?
b— I think it would have lieen lietter
hail vou taken a second look.— Ex.
PBrnirtnontW Curtwi r»-> fit* or n«rvouim<Mt
«Hur lit "» Uv'« !»• f 1 »r Klint's Crunt NaTVW
JUatomr. Stud lor F it R l
OO trial botti»*andtreah
is«. Pa. K. H K l i M i t.I - iI Archet,. Philadelphia, ffe
FITS
Hard Work.
Freddy— Did you hear that Reggy is
working?
Cholly— Raw Jove; it can't lie!
Freddy— Yes; lie’ s rolling his own
cigarettes.— Chicago News.
H a ir Splits
" I have used Ayer's H sir Vigor
for thirty years. It is elegant Tor
a hsir dressing and for keeping the
hair from splitting at the ends.” —
J. A. Gruenenfelder.Crantfork, III.
H a ir- s p lit tin g splits
friendships. If the hair
splitting is done on your
own head, it loses friends
for you, for every hair of
your head is a friend.
Ayer’s Hair Vigor in
advance will prevent the
splitting. If the splitting
has begun, it will stop it.
II.M a M ilt.
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I f yuur drnrgiat » m e t supply you,
aeiid us nns dollar sud
wifi . i p r . . .
you a Imiti#. Hu sur, arid g l v , th « namw
o f your nesrrsl . t e r r i ,
Addr.ua,
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D A N G ER
Th e, A n
IN
CH EA P
PERFU M ES.
V E R VO U S PROSTRATION
CU RE D BY P E - R U - N A .
R a id t o H a v e a B a d E ffe c t
on th e N o e tr lle .
According to a local perfumery deal
er. cheap perfumes are gradually dead-
enlDg the nostrils of those who come In
contact with them, says the Chicago
Inter Ocean.
"The perfumes that were popular a
few years ago you wouldn't notice
now,” he said, "before long they will
have to make violets and roses as
strong as onions or pennyroyal before
you can smell them."
Making due allowance for the hyper
bole of an older generation, ther# may
be something In this theory.
Violet Is hy all odd* the most popular
perfume of this year. "Clover.” ac
cording to some, would stand second.
Hose, of course. Is perennially popular.
"Clover,” hy the way, is not made from
clover blossoms at all. The ordinary
HsL P. Denton.
white and red clover has very little
Mr. Hal. P. Denton, Chief Depart
odor, and what It has would not be par ment Publicity and Promotion of Na
tlcularly agreeable if detached from a tional Export Exposition, writes.
landscape and a waving field. So the
Philadelphia, Dec. 20, 1899.
perfumer makes a combination of es | The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, O.
Gentlemen:— “ Toward
the latter
sence resembling remotely the scene of
the tall "sweet clover,” and cabs tt part of August 1 found myself in a very
I much run-down condition.
1 suffered
"clover.”
The orange gives four different per I particularly from catarrh of the stom
fumes, obtained from different parts of ach, aggravated no doubt by the respon
the flower and plant. Each o f the four sib ilities and worriment incident to
has been Imitated synthetically, mak I the exploitation of a great international
ing eight In all. The odors of lilac und exposition. What I ate distressed me
the carnation have also been produced and I would lie awake at night ‘ thresh
with some success hy chemical means. ing over,’ if I may use that expression,
Ten years ago the idea of Imitating the the affairs of the previous day.
“ M y family physician said I had
strange und penetrating odor of musk
nervous prostration and recommended
was laughed at. yet now the artificial a sea voyage. I gradually grew worse.
musk Is u regular article of commerce. A kind friend whom I had known in
Sachet powders are ugain waning In Ohio recommended Peruna. Though
popularity. After their extraordinary skeptical, I finally yielded to his ad
vogue about fifteen years ago they vice. A fter using one bottle I was
were almost forgotten, and a second re much improved and with the fifth
vival in the demand for them three bottle came complete recovery, lam
in perfect health today and ow e e v e ry
years ago has now passed.
thing to Peruna.”
A novelty from Paris this year la In
Very truly yours,
tended to take the place of the old
H AL. P. DENTON.
sachet hag. It goes hy the name of
If you do not derive prompt and sat
‘amulet,” and consists of a little filigree isfactory results from the use of I’eru-
box of metal containing a compressed na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
scented tablet. These are made In a . ing a full statement of your case, and
variety of floral odors, and can be dan he will he pleased to give you his valu
gled from a watch chain or chatelaine, able advice free.
arried In the pocket or laid In a closet j Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
or bureau drawer.
Ob io.
JüpES
A Lynn firm recently made a shoe In
thirteen minutes.
The oldest general In the French
Army has died, at the age of 95.
It is said that a full-grown bee can
draw twenty times Its own weight. It
enu fly about five miles an hour, and It
will seek Its food at a distance of four
utiles.
Of the thirty-eight Sultans who have
ruled the Ottomau Empire since the
conquest of Constantinople hy the
Turks, thirty-four have died violent
deaths.
Scott Is said to have written "W av-
erley” In less than six weeks. He wrote
very rapidly, seldom revised, and as a
consequence his novels are full of blun-
lers. Inaccuracies and anachronisms.
Burns committed his poems to mem
ory as he composed them, and when
he sat down to write he had before him
no labor of composition, but only the
task of writing down what he had al
ready finished.
Milan has a curiosity In a clock which
is made entirely of bread. The maker
Is a native of India and has devoted
three years of his life to the construc
tion of this curiosity. The clock Is of
good size and goes well.
The Siamese have an Instrument
which they call the ruiint, a species of
hnrmontcon, with seventeen different
wooden keys, united by cords and rest
ing upon a stand, each strip of wood
giving a different note. The instru
ment Is played with two wooden ham
mers.
A French explorer has discovered on
the west const of Africa what he re
gards as the vainest people on earth.
They are the I’ahontns. a warlike tribe,
whose main employment Is personal
adornment, chiefly by means of tattoo
ing. Great Ingenuity Is also exhibited
In dressing the hair, which Is arranged
In astonishingly elaborate fashion.
Ginti-tllng tho I’ r c s ld c n t.
"Secretary Cortelyou and the secret-
service officials arrange all kiuds of
plans to prevent President Roosevelt
exposing himself In public too much,”
said a White House policeman, "but
lie knocks nil their plans In the head
when they least expect It. When he
Is about to start away on a trip the
White House landau Is always brought
up to the door, closed.
"President McKinley generally pre
ferred to ride In a closed vehicle. Prctt-
:dent Roosevelt won't have It that way
on a flue, clear day. ntul every time
he wnlks out on the portico and seed
the landau closed he gives orders to
have It opened
He wnlts until that
Is doue, and then gets In and rides
uown the avenge or wherever he Is go
ing. without any obstruction whatever
to his view. He outwit* the detective*
often by getting away for walks or
drives without their being any the
wiser or without their being able to
follow him.
"H e doesn't tell anybody that he la
going out." said the policeman, ac
cording to the Washington Star, "and
the first the secret service man around
the White House knows Is when he
seea the President swinging off down
the walks or. Ids way out of the
grounds."
All the new train, on the (Vn'ral
I..union Hallway are to be of flrepntof
const ruction, steel and asbestos belli s
Inrsely used. Other precautions for
the safety of passensers are belns uk
en.
D a n e . T a k e to M o r m o n ls m .
Statistics show that one out of every
twenty two Danish e n tr a n t, to thi!
Fulled States becomes a Mormon.
Value of Wolf Scalpi.
hunter and trapper who has been
operating in North Park thia past
winter, has brought in the pelts of four
gray wolves. The stockmen of North
Park are paying a bounty of $50 for
each wolf scalp. The necessity for ex
terminating the animal is growing
greater every year, as the loss to owners
of cattle by their depredations is a seri
ous matter, as it is generally estimated
that each wolf destroys |500 worth of
cattle during his life time.— Ranch and
Range.
Waiting lor in Order.
Col. Abraham Gruber entered a res
taurant recently, and, after waiting
half an hour to he served, called the
waiter, and inquired how long he bad
! been there.
“ Two weeks,” was the reply.
“ Oh, then you’re not our waiter,”
; replied Col. Gruber.
“ We gave our
order at least three weeks ago.” — New
York Times.
Opportunity.
“ His poetry,” the public complained,
“ smells of the lamp.”
At this Pegasus reverted to his
equine side and indulged in a horse
laugh.
“ I suppose it's the odor of that gaso-
line vehicle he tied up to after I bucked
and threw him,” whinnied the fabled
] steed.—Automobile Magazine.
Pegasus has his
Viewing With A'arm.
“ Esmeralda,” asked her father with
seme sternness, “ what was that young
congressman’s
business
here last
night?”
“ \Ve were merely holding a caucus,
papa,” she replied.
“ H ’ h !” he rejoined, glancing at
something that sparkled on one of her
shapely fingers, “ and you adopted a
ringing resolution, did you?” — Chicago
Tribune.
All Explained.
Mrs. Twickenham (to Mrs. Slimson)
— Of late we have been having our
meals sent in by the various caterers.
W illie Slimson (to Iris mother)—
Mamma, is that what you meant when
you said that Mrs. Twickingham didn’t
know where the next meal was coming
from?— Exchange.
Mieumaiism
Rheumatic pains are the cries of protest
and distress from tortured muscles, aching
Joints and excited nerves. The blood has
been poisoned by the accumulation of
waste matter in the system, and can no
longer supply the pure and health sustain
ing food they require. The whole system
feels the effect of this acid poison ; and
not until the blood has been purified and
brought back to a healthy condition will
the aches and pains cease.
Mrs. James Ke!l, o f 707 Ninth street, N. B.,
Washington, D. C . writes as fo llow s: * 'A few
months ago I bnd an attack o f Sciatic Rheuma
tism in its worst form The
pain was so Intense that I
became completely pro*
trated. The attack, was an
unusually severe one. and
rar condition was regard
ed aa being very danger
ous. I was attended by
one o f the most able doc
tors in Washington, who is
also a member o f the fac
ulty o f a leading medical
college here. He told me,
to continue his prescrip
tions aud I would get well. A fter having If filled
twelve times without receiving the alightest
benefit, I declined to continue hit treatment an*
longer. Having heard of ft. S. S. f Swift's Specific)
recommended for Rheumatism, I decided, almost
In despair however, to give the medicine a trial,
and after I had taken a few bottles I was able tc
hobble around on crutches, aud very soon there
after had no use for them at ail, ft. S. S having
cured me sound aud well. A ll the distressing I
pain* have left me, ray appetite h.»s returned
and I am happy to be agatu restored to perfect ■
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Wc have prepared a special book on
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al amendment relating to equal suff
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effect. The movement will have hack
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“ I think a good deal ol that cane,”
remarked Senator Lotsome, exhibiting
the walking stick with pardonable
pride.
“ What are you giving me?” asked
Senator Sweetner.
“ I t ’ s a fact. There was $50,000 ap
propriated for the improvement of one
of the rivers in my state last year.
One snag was pulled out of the river
and this cane was made from that
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San Francisco... ... 7:4.» P. M.
Arrive Ogden.............. .... 4:55 A. M.
7:00 A. M.
•• Denver ..........
* :30 A M
9:15 P. M. -
<« Kunsas C ity .... .... 7:25 A. M.
7:25 A. M.
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Chicago............ .... 7:42 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
A rrive Los Angeles.... .... 2:00 P. M.
8:05 A. M.
«• El Paso............. ... 6:00 P. M.
6:00 P. M.
«« Fort W orth...... .... 6:30 A. M.
6:30 A. M.
«
City of Mexico.... 11:30 A. M. 11 :.30 A. M.
S«
Houston............. . 7 :U0 A M .
7:1)0 A. M.
«« New Orleans ....
6:30 P. M.
6:30 P. M.
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XX sshington....
6:42 A. M.
6:42 A. M.
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New Y ork........ ...12:10 P M. 12:10 P. M.
Pullman and Tourist cars on both trains.
Chair cars bacramento to Ogden and El Paso,
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
Orleans and W ashington.
Connecting at San Francisco with the several
steamship lines for Honolulu, Japan, China,
Philippines, Central and South America,
bee agent at Drain station or address
H E N w r r i lt?
t ! ng t o a d v e r t i s e r s p l e a s *
m e n t io n t h i a p a p e r .
H e thinks he lives, but he's a dead
one. N o person is really alive whose
liver is dead.
During the winter
most people spend nearly all their time
in warm, stuffy houses or offices or
workshops. M a n y don’t get as much
exercise as they ought, and everybody
knows that people gain weight in
winter.
A s a rule it is not sound
weight, but means a lot of flabby fat
and useless, rotting matter staying in
the body when it ought to have been
driven out.
But the liver was over
burdened, deadened— stopped work. There
you are, with a dead liver, and right now is
the time for resurrection. W ake up the dcadl
Get all the filth out of your system, and get
ready for the summer's trials with clean, clear blood, body, brain free from bile. Force
is dangerous and destructive unless used in a gentle persuasive w ay, and the right plan
is to give new strength to the muscular walls of the bowels, and stir up the liver to new
life and work with CASCARETS, the great spring cleaner, disinfectant and bowel tonic.
Get a 50 c box to-day— a whole month's treatment— and see how quickly you will be
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11 In'd In a private hospital.
Mloa Daisy Slitter—Why so?
"I starii-l to li’nrn irolf three day.
aso and I've already crippled six cad
dies.”
F i r e p r o o f T r a i n * In L o n d o n .
Almost U n i v e r s a l l y Used.
The tomato has a curious history.
A fter the revolution of San Domingo,
many French families came from there
to Philadelphia, where they Introduced
•heir favorite pomrne d’ amour. A l
though Introduced as early as 15W
from South America Into England. It
was looked upon with suspicion, and
j Its specific name, “ Lycoperalcum,” de-
| rived from lykoa, "w olf.” and persikon,
| "peachy," referring to the beautiful
I but deceptive appearance o f lta fruit.
Intimates pretty clearly the kind o f es
timation In which It was held, it is
now. however, all but universally used.
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