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of the Back
H a v e b o o n n o a to n o d to h e a lth
b y Ly d ia £. P ln k h a m ’a V o g o -
ta b lo C o m p o u n d . T h o ln lo t -
to ra a r e o n fUo a n d p n o v o thla A TRYING OCCUPATION FOR WOMEN
a ta to m o n t to b o a fo o t, n o t a
WITH DELICATE NERVES.
m o n o b o a a t. W hon a m o d l-
o ln o baa b o o n a u o o o a a fu l In
Smith's handicap.
T h e H a r d W o r k K n ta lle d b y t h e C h a r s *
R er. Dr. T h ird ly— I wish to an ­ ow n in g ao m a n y w o m e n , y o u
o f • S c h o o l I C o o m O f e n C a u se s
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n ou n ce brethren and slaters, that next
t h e H e a lt h t o B re a k D o w n .
Sunday m y place in this pulpit w ill in g I t — “ / d o n o t h o llo v o It
From
the Tribune Minneapolii, Minn.
he occu pied by the Rev. Mr. Smith. w U I h o lp m o .“
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That is wheie some people feel
weak all the time.
They are likely to be despondent
and it is not unusual to find them
borrowing trouble as if they hadn’t
enough already.
The fact is their kidneys are W e will n ow sing three verses o f
weak, either naturally or because hym n No. 196. “ That A w ful Day W ill
of sickness, exposure, worry or S u rely Com e.”
other influences.
Caller H Id Up.
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise.
Begin treatment with
Hood’s todav.
M istress— Jane, have you ever beeu
secon d girl b efore?
Jane— No m um ; alius cook.
M istress— Then,
when
a
ca ller
com es you take th e card, show the
lady Into th e reception
room and
bring the ca rd to me.
I will then
tell you w hat to do.
N ext a ftern oon : Jane appearing at
th e d oor o f
her m istress’ sitting
room — C aller dow n stairs In tb ' hail.
M istreas— In the h all? W hy d id n ’t
you
show h er into the
reception
room ?
Jane— She did n ’t h ave no ticket.
His Experience.
S c h o o l « In P o r t o K i c o .
" I tm thankful to lay.” writes J. L. Camp­
bell. of Sycamors, 111., " that Hood'» Saraapa
rill» ha* cured me. For many years I was
troubled with backache. At times I was so
bad I had to be helped from the bed or chair.
1 am now well and strong and free from pain."
What this great medicine did for him it has
done for others.
H o od ’s Sarsaparilla
“ Suspense, ” sighed the condemned
man. “ Ah, my young friend; you
don’t know what moments of torture
are. ”
“ Oh, yes I do,” interposed the cal­
low youth. “ I have often sat quietly
with only a dime in my pocekt while
my best girl leisurely persued the
menu of a French cafe.” — Chicago
News.
P
in k h a m
The Kind You Have Always Bought
B ea rs the
Sign atu re o f
Vegetable Compound
Ailments of Women.
Your medicine cured me o f ter­
rible female illness.
M r s . M. E. M u l l e r ,
1 a Concord Sq., Boston, Mass.
Greene— That fellow in the short
coat was a wonderfully fluent talker.
Gray— Yes, I was wondering wheth­
It ha» cured more case» of Backache and
er he was a labor agitMtor or only just LeucorrluBa than any other remedy the
a prizefighter.— Boston Transcript.
world haaever known. It ih almost infallible
Backache.
in »uch cane». It dissolves and expel»
Tumors from the Uterus in an early stage
of development, and checks any tendency
to cancerous humors.
There Is more Catarrh In this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
A Genuine Surprise.
Her Mother — I r a w him kina you!
I am terribly shocked.
I did not
imagine for u moment he would dare
take such a liberty.
Herself— Nor did I, ma.
In fact,
I bet him a pair of gloves he daren’t!
B rooklyn , N. Y.. Oct. 31st.—After investigat
ing Garfield Tea, w hi oh is q u ite universally
acknow ledged to be the best fam ily rem edy, it
is not difficult to explain Its s u c c e s s -it Is ths
m ed icin e lor ( ¡ 0 0 0 RESULTS. It is m an u­
factured here by the Garfield Tea Co. in their
new ami attractive labratory and Is made
w h olly from simple, sweet and w ithal health
g iv in g HERBS. Garfield Tea is the ORIGINAL
herb cure for con stipation and sick headache
Where He Wat.
A little four year old occupied an
uper berth in n sleeping car.
Awak­
ening onco in the middle of the night,
his mother asked him if he knew
where he was.
"Tourse I do,” ho replied, “ I ’m in
the top drawer.”
Permanently Cured. do nts or nervousne?
• G w
alter first-lav’« u»tof l*r. Klise'sCrest Nervi
Restorer. Send for Fit KM $ '¿ .0 0 trial bottle and treat
is*. D a.Il.il K line , bid .will AichSt.. Philadelphia,Pa
W»V They Played Partner».
“ T h ey had been married a yea r be­
fo re anybod y knew It, and even then
their secret was discovered only by
a ccid en t.” "In d eed ?” "Y es, on e ev­
ening at a eard party, they thought­
lessly played partners, and the way
they quarreled let the w hole thing
o u t !" — D etroit Freo Press.
F very man, woman and child sufT»r-
imr w ill colds, asthma, croup, pneu­
monia or consumption to write us.
A m e r ic a n L u n g Ita lm 1’ uil C o ., Chattanooga,
Temi.
WANTED £2
A Pekin Musical».
From the pagoda o f the late Prince
LI Sum W liot wo heard Btralns of
strange and w eird Ihuslc.
Turning to the guide we asked:
“ W hat causes that peculiar m elod y ?"
"W h y ,” he explained, “ that Is ono
o f our soldiers playing on his loot."—
Uulttmoro A m erican.
’S
The expense o f maintaining schools in
Porto Rico is very high if we consider the
•mount spent for the small number of
pupils enrolled.
Education, however, is 1» » positive cu re for »11 th ou painful
always essential to success. In our coun­
try the people are being educated to the
fact that there isasurecure for indigestion,
It w ill en tirely cure the worst forms of
dyspepsia, constipation, nervousness und F e m a le C om p la in ts, all O v a ria n troubles.
malaria, fever and ague, and that medicine Infla m m a tion and U lce ra tio n , F a llin g and
is Hostetter's Stomach Hitters. Try it. D isp la cem en ts o f th e W o m b , and consequent
Our Private Die Stauip is over the neck o f S pin al W eak n ess, and is p e cu lia rly adapted
the bottle.
to th e Change o f Life.___________________
Those Low Characters.
C For
A Infants
S T and
O Children.
R IA
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
300,000 W o m en
A Disagreeable Characteristic.
K atharine— I deteat that Mr. Tif-
flngton.
M argaret— W hy. K atharine?
“ Oh. h e’a th e Vina o f man w ho al­
w ays rails when you are exp ectin g
som eb od y else w ho d oesn 't com e.”—
Life.
flounced It » local d lieere. and prescribed local
remediaa, an d by conatantljr fa llin g to cu re
with local treatment, p ronou nced It Incurable.
Science baa proven catarrh to be a co n x tltu -
tlonal dUeaae, and th erefore requ ire» conalltu-
tional treatm ent. H a ll'» Catarrh Cure, m an­
ufactured by K. J. Cheney A Co., T o led o, Ohio,
le i be o n ly convtltutlonai cu re on the market.
It la taken Internally In d o ve , from lO d rop a to
a tea.pomi fui. It aele d ire ctly o n the blood
and mucotia aurlacea o f tha ayatem. They offer
one hu n d red dollars for any caae It fa lla to
cura. Send for circulars and teatlmonlala. Ad-
dreaa,
F. J. H IK N K Y A CO.. T otedo, 0 .
Bold b y Druggists. 75c.
H all's Fam ily Pilla ara tba beat.
Your Vegetable Compound r.-
moved a Fibroid Tumor from my
womb after doetora failed to give
relief.
M as. B . A. L o m b a r d ,
Westd&le, Mase.
Bearing-down Feeling
Womb troubles, causing pain, weight, and
backache, instantly relieved and perma­
nently cured hy its use. Under all circum­
stances it acts in harmony with the laws
that govern the female system, and is as
harmless as water._______________________
Backache left ine after taking
the second bottle. Your medicine
cured me when doctors failed.
M r s . S a r a h H o l st e in ,
3 Davis B lock, Gorham St., Lowell, Mass.
Helpful Hint«.
"A re you the man who used to
write articles aliout ‘ How to live on
Ten Dollars a Week’ ?” asked the
caller of the pale gentleman with the
bulging brow.
" I am lie,” responded the pale
gentleman.
“ Well, say, won’t you give us one
on ‘ How to Build a Thousand Dollar
Cottage on Five Thousand Dollars’ ? ”
— Baltimore American.
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Irregularity,
Suppressed or I'aiulul Menatruations, Weak­
ness of the Stomach, Indigestion, Bloating,
Flooding, Nervous Prostration, Headache,
General Debility,
It is a grand medicine. I am
thankful lo r the good It has dona
me.
Mrs. J. W . J.,
76 Carolina Ave.,
Jam aica Plain (Boston), Masa.
Dizziness, Faintness,
Headaches, Faintness, Swelling
Limbs. Your medicine cured me.
M
rs .
S a b a h K. B a k e r .
Bucksport, Ms.
T h e w h o le s to r y , h o w e v e r , Is to ld In an
Illu stra te d b o o k w h ic h g o e s w it h e a c h b o t ­
tle , t h e m o s t c o m p le t e tre a tis e o n fe m a le
o o m p l s i n t « o v e r p u b lis h e d *
s
For eight years f suffered with
womb trouble, and was entirely
oured by Mrs. Pinkbam ’ s medicine.
M
rs .
L. L . T o w
ne ,
Littleton, N. H.
I’ iso’s Cure f o r Consumption is an Infal­
lible medicine for coughs and colds.—N.
W. »H a m u e l . Ocean Grove, W. J., Feb. 17, and Backache of either sex the Vegetable
1000 .
______________________
Compound always cures.
Kidney Complaints
Bitter Experience.
Mrs.
K a n in
Kane— O h !
th ere’s the w edd in g m arch.
rem em ber w hen w e m arched
aisle to it ten y e a rB a g o?
Mr. Raisin K a n e— Yes. and
been m archin g ev er since.
R a sin ;
D o you
up the
I have
Strong Provocation.
“ Johnnie, you must never inter­
rupt any one when they are speak­
ing.”
Extreme Lassitude, “ don’ t care ” and
“ Not even to correct such bad
“ want to he left alone’ ’ feeling, excitabil­
it y irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, grammar as don’t, ma?”
Mother» will And Mrs. Winalow’s Sooth­ flatulency, melancholy, or the “ blues,” and
ing Syrup the beat remedy to uae tor their backache.
These are sure indications of
children during the teething period.
Female Weakness, some derangement of the
Uterus.
____________________________
The Currant Discussion.
' was troubled with Dizziness,
Dr. Y oun gun —No, s ir; I do n ot ap
prove o f adm itting oth ers than the
physician to the s i c k room .
If the
physician understands his business
he can prepare the patient fo r the
hereafter.
Mr. Oldun— You mean If he doesn 't
understand hia business.— B altim ore
A m erican.
Teaching school is an occupation
which has many attractions for cul­
tured women, I ut it also has many
drawbacks and often afTects their
health seriously. Especially is this
so in the case of women with delicate
ncrvoi s systems and those with a ten­
dency to pulmonary troubles.
Miss
Mary K. Powers, of Ellsworth, Wis.,
is a tei cher whose health was broken
down by the hard work which the
char; e of a large school entails. She
says:
“ During the winter of 1898, while
teaching school, 1 became subject to
nervousness, which grew worse until
my w hole system was run down. My
hack ached and at times I was so
dizzy that I could hardly stand. My
limbs were swol'en and always tired,
so that I felt no more rested in the
morning than when I went to l>ed. I
was also troubled with a cough and the
food I ate did not strengthen me.
This condition, accompanied by pal­
pation of the heart, kept up for sev­
eral months until in March, when I
read about Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills
for Pale People in a Juneau, Wiscon­
sin, newspaper.
“ I began taking the pills and in
aliout a week I noticed a change for
the better. I felt so encouraged by
this improvement that 1 kept on tak­
ing them until I had used three boxes,
and was entirely cured.
I always
keep Pink Pills by me and I take
them occasionally when I feel the
need of a tonic.
“ 1 believe firmly in the good ^done
by Pink Pills for Pale People and
have advised many of my friends to
use them.”
All the elements necessary to give
new life and richness to the blood
and restore shattered nerves are con­
tained in a condensed foim, in Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People.
They are an unfailing specilic for si cli
diseases as locomotor ataxia, partial
paralysis, St. Vitus’ dance, sciatica,
neuralgia,
rheumatism,
nervous
headache, the after effects of the grip,
palpitation of the heart, pale and sal­
low complexions, and all forms of
weakness. At all druggists, or direct
from Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N. Y., 50 cents per
box; six boxes $2.50.
The Vegetable Com-
poi und is sold by all
ill! ivgists or sent by
mail, in form o f Pills
or Lozenges, on ra-
ceipt o f II 1.00.
Correspon den ce freei$
ansictred.
You A«n ».lit tas , In »trident confidence,
LYDIA K. PIS k II IB MSB. 1 0 ., L ,» n . Xai
Lydia E. Plnkham's
Liver Pills curs
Constipation,
Sick Hsadscht, 25o.
Very Probable.
He Would’ ! Back Down.
Miss Jones— P rofessor, do you dare
to look me in the fa ce and then Bay
that I origin ally spran g from a
m on k ey?
P rofessor (equal to the o c c a s io n )—
W ell, really, it must have been a very
ch arm in g m onkey.— Stray Stories.
M
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W i t h m a n y m i ll io n s o f f a m i l i e s S y r u p o f F i g s h a s b e c o m e th e
id e a l h o m e l a x a t i v e .
T h e c o m b i n a t i o n is a s im p le a n d w h o l e s o m e
on e, a n d the m e t h o d o f m a n u f a c t u r e b y th e C a lifo r n ia F i g S y r u p
C o m p a u y e n s u r e s t h a t p e rfe ct p u r i t y a n d u n i f o r m i t y o f p r o d u c t ,
w h ich h a v e c o m m e n d e d it to th e f a v o r a b l e c o n s i d e r a t i o n o f th e
m ost e m i n e n t p h y s i c i a n s a n d to t h e i n t e l l i g e n t a p p r e c i a t i o n o f a ll
w h o a r e w e ll i n f o r m e d in r e fe r e n c e t o m e d ic in a l a g e n ts .
S y r u p o f F i g s h a s t r u l y a l a x a t i v e effect a n d a c ts g e n t l y w i t h ­
ou t in a n y w a y d i s t u r b i n g th e n a t u r a l f u n c t io n s a n d w ith p e r fe c t
f r e e d o m trom a n y u n p l e a s a n t a fte r effects.
In th e p r o c e s s o f m a n u f a c t u r i n g , figs a re u s e d , a s t h e y are
p le a s a n t to th e ta s t e , b u t th e m e d i c i n a l l y l a x a t i v e p r i n c ip l e s o f th e
c o m b i n a t i o n a r e o b t a i n e d fr o m p l a n t s k n o w n to a c t m o s t b e n e ­
ficia lly o n th e s y s t e m .
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
Has ball bearing? in turn-table.
Turns ireely to the wind.
Ball bearings thrust in wheel, Insuring
lightest ru nning qu a lities, and reserving
greatest am ount o f power for pum ping.
Galvanized after m aking.
Put together
with galvanized bolts, d o u b le-n u tted ; no
part can rust or get loose and rattle.
W eight regulator; perfect regulation. No
spring to change tension with every change
o f temperature, and grow weaker with age.
Repair« always on hand.
These things are worth m oney to you.
Then why not buy a S T A R ?
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COURSES—C iaf ai cal, Literary, Scientific and
Writs lo MATHAH
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REV. E. P. MURPHY, President,
ceive q u ick replie*. B. óth N. H Vol» Staff
20th Corps. P rosecuting cla im s sin ce 1878.
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N O T H IN O S o G O O D p o a
C H IC K E N S AS TH E
PRUSSIAN
POULTRY
FOOD
Lay and Keeps them Laying.
!t cures Roup, Cholera and All
It makes Hens
if
Diseases.
It strengthens young chicks, and makes them grow.
Price 25c and 50c.
My y o u n g ch ick en * com m en ced d y in g , and a ft e r los in g fo u r d ozen I pu r­
ch a sed a pa ck age o f y o u r PKUH8IAN P O U L TR Y FOOD, w h ich stop ped them
fr o m d y in g and 1 h a r e con sta n tly k ep t it o n hand e v e r since. I can recom m en d
I t a s ju s t w hat is n eeded in ra is in g p ou ltry .
C. R KIGU1.N, L atah, W ash.
K
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J . BO tV E .N , C o a s t A g e n t , P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n
Losing No Chances.
Genial
D octor
(a fte r
laughing
h eartily at a jo k e o f his patient) —
H a! h a! ha!
T h ere’s not much the
m ater w ith you, though I believe that
if you w ere on you r deathbed you
w ould m ake a joke.
Irrrep ressib le
patient— W hy,
of
co u rse I should. It w ould be my last
ch a n ce.— Punch.
Trifling that Costs,
Souvenir collectors will be interest­
ed to learn that 100 large tables, six
dozen chairs, twelve dozen work
boxes, 11 desks, 24 dozen knife hand­
les, 24 dozen cigar cases, 100 dozen
umbrella handles and over 10,000 pen
holders have so far been made out of
the only original surrender tree of
Santiago, and the tree is nearly all
there still.— New York World.
A Coincidence.
g
Evidence.
Neglect
Struggling minister— There was a
stranger in church today.
His Wife— Well, what did he look
like?
Struggling Minister— I did not see
him, but I found a five-shilling piece
in the contribution box.— Cassells
Journal.
Sciatica and Lumbago
And you may be disabled and
incapacitated for work for
many long days.
Expert Testimony.
St. Jacobs Oil
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Fast Mall
4:00 p. m.
via
Spokane
7:00 a.m.
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. W orth,Omaha,
Kansas City, St.
Louis.C hlcagoaud
East.
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Lowest Rates, Quickest Tim s.
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B E S T FOR TH E B O W E LS
IO «
A L L 0 R U G G IS T S .
PURELY
VEGETABLE
;
C g o c o ft
ta s t e r o o d
E a t th e m lik e ca n d y . T h e y
r e m o v e a n y b a d ta s ts In the m o u th , le a v ­
in g th e b re a th s w e e t and p e rfu m e d It is
a p le a su re to ta k e them , and th ey are
lik e d e s p e c ia lly b y ch ild ren ,
s w e e te n th e s to m a c h by c le a n s in g the
m o u th , th ro a t and fo o d ch a n n el.
That
m ea n s, t h e y s to p u n d ig ested fo o d fro m
s o u r in g in the s to m a ch , p rev en t ga s fo r m ­
in g in th e b o w e ls, and k ill d isea se g e r m s
o f a r y kind th a t b re e d and fe e d in the en­
tire syste m .
a re p u r e ly v e g e ta b le and co n ta in n o m er­
cu ria l o r o th e r m in e ra l p oison . T h e y c o n ­
sist o f th e la test d is c o v e rie s In m ed icin e,
and f o r m a c o m b in a tio n o f rem ed ies u n -
e q u a le d t o m ak e the b lood p u r - a n d rich
and m a k e clea n sk in and b e a u tifu l c o m ­
p le x io n .
ton e the s to m a ch and b o w e ls and s tir u p
th e la ay liver. T h e y d o n ot m erely s o fte n
th e s to o ls and ca u s e th e ir d isc h a rg e , b u t
stre n g th e n the b o w e ls an d p u t them in to
liv e ly , h e a lth y c o n d itio n , m a k in g th eir a c ­
tio n naturaL
nor gripe. They a c t q u le fly . p oa -
itiv e fy and n e v e r ca u s e a n y kind o f u n cora -
rta ble fe e lin g . T .ik en r e g u la rly th- \ rr ke
,T*!L?cl *“-gnlarly and n a tu ra l’ )* as it
s h o u ld . T h e y k eep th e s e w e ra g e o f the b o d y
p r o p e r ly m o v in g and k e e p the s y s tem clea n .
In crea se th e flo w o f m ilk In n u rsin g m o th ­
ers. I f th e m o th e r e a ts a ta b let, it m ak es
h er m ilk m ild ly p u r g a tiv o and ha» a m ild
) b u t ce r ta in e ffe c t on th e b a b y . In this w a y
t h e y a re the o n ly » a f t la x a tiv e f o r tho
n u rsin g Infant.
tak en p a tie n tly , p e rs iste n tly , w ill cu r e s n y
fo r m o f co n stip a tio n , n o m a tte r h o w old o r
n o w o fte n o th e r re m e d ie s h a ve fa iled . T h e y
) a re absolu tely g u a r a n te e d to cu re a r y ca se.
© ^ P u r c h a s e m o n e y w ill be c h e e r fu lly re­
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NEVER SOLO
IN B U L K
c o s í 10c. S c . 80c a b o x . S a m p les sent fr e o
f o r th e a sk in g W t p u b lish n o te stim o n ia ls
b u t sell C a s ra re ts o n th e ir m erit u n d er a b -
| solu te g u a ra n te e to cu re . B u y and try a
© °* to -d a y . or w r its us f o r free sam p les
and b o o k let
ASW w STIBUVS i r m v M l , n n r i M er n v
$100 R EW A R D
For Ban Francisco—
Sail every 5 days
Dally
E x.S unday
8:00 i>. m.
Saturday
10:00 p. m.
6:45 a. m.
E x.Sunday
7:00 a. m.
T u*a, Tlinr.
and Sal.
C o l u m b i a R iv e r
S te a m e r s .
4 00 p. m.
Ex. Sunday
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
W illa m e t t e
R iv e r .
Oregon City, New-
berg, Salem, lude-
pendence A Way
Landings.
W illa m e t te a n d Y a m ­
h i ll R iv e r s .
4:80 p. m.
Ex. dunday
8:80 p. ra.
Mon., Wed.
and Fri.
Oregon City, Day-
ton, A Way Land­
ings.
6:46 a. m.
Tue»., Thur
and Sat.
W illa m e t te
R iv e r .
Portland to Corval­
lis <b Way Land­
ings.
4:80 p. ra.
Mon., Wed.
and Fri.
For low rate* and other inform ation Write to
A. L. CRAIG,
General Pasaenger Agent, Portland, Or.
SOUTH AND EAST
-V IA -
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
Trains leave Drain for Portland and way
■tâtions at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. ni.
Leave P ortla n d ...........«
* D rain....................
A rrive A shland.............
*• feaern m e n to ......
*' San Francisco...
Arrive O gden..................
“
D e n v e r................
“
Kansas C ity....... .
C hicago...............
A rrive Los A n geles...... .
El Paso................
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Fort W orth.........
“
City of M exico...
•' H ouston..............
“
New Orléans.......
•* W ashington.......
"
New Y o r k ...........
K ee/ ey C u r o
fiom liquor, opium and tobaoox
habitas Send for p a rtleu ia n to
W
SW EETEN
T H E S T O M A ACH
CH
4:00 p. m.
O . H . M A R K H A M , G . P . A .,
P o n t la n d , O n o g o n .
SOLD BY ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINE.
r
All sailing dates
subject to change
Summer Resolutions
feu re relief
Price, J 5 C and 50 c.
• KK) p.m .
Pullm an and Tourist cars on both trains.
C hair cars Sacram ento to Ogden and El Paso,
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
Orleans and W ashington.
C on n ectin g at San Francisco with the several
steam ship lines for H onolulu, Japan, China,
Philippines, Central and South Am erica.
See agent at Drain station or address
THE
C o n q u e r s P a in
Hi? YOUR SADDLE. DRY!
catalog «
1:10 a.m.
A t'a n tlo
Walla Walla Lewis­
Express
ton,Bpokane,M in­
9:00 p m.
neapolis, St. Paul,
via
Duluth, Milwau­
H untington.
kee, C h ica go* East
“ Jenkins lias just- wrote a book on
‘ How to Succeed.’ ”
“ I wonder if it will be a success.”
“ It ought to be, Jenkins has failed
at everything else.”
take
WUI cure surely, right away,
and save time, money and
suffering. It
"A re my codfish balls as good as
those your mother made, David?”
“ Better, my dear, 100 per cent bet
ter. We didn’t have any boneless
codfish in those days, and every time
we bad codfish balls some body got
choked.” — Chicago Herald.
A it o w fe B CO BOSTON.MAM. *»
CMp.m.
Chicago
Balt Lake, Denver,
Portland
Ft. W orth,Omaha,
Special
Kansa* C ity, St.
9:u0a. m.
Louis,Chicago and
via
East.
H un tington.
Pointers for Souvenir Collectors
“ I suppose it is merely a coinci­
dence, ” said the young man who is
anxious to learn.
“ What is?” inquired the experi­
enced friend.
The fact that the most sensational
reformers have been men who were so
rich they didn’t need any more money
To Remove Spots.
or so poor that they had lost hope of
Jester— That man Sharpley is a getting any.” — Washington Star.
clever patent medicine advertising
Break the Rest
man.
Tuner—
Your
daughter left word
Jimson— Is he?
Jester— You bet! H e’s been sig­ that I s..ou Id call and repair the
naling the sun about the efficacy of piano.
Mr. Binks— What's wrong with it?
1)is new magic freckle cure.—Ohio
Tuner—She says three strings are
State Journal.
broken.
Mr. Binks (confidentially)— Look
Block Houses to Defend Railroads.
A series of block houses are being here, here’s fivo shillings for your­
built to defend the railway lines in self. You break the rest of them.—
Tid Bits.
South Africa.
When the order to
build these block houses was given by
Why He Did It.
General Kitchener, a chain of them
Mother—Goodness
gracious, W illie!
180 miles in length was completed in
What do you mean by spilling tho
a fortnight.
milk and honey on the floor?
W illie— Susie wanted to play we
was in Canaan, the promised land,
bible. — Fliegenddr
* just like the
Blaetter.
Conductivity of the Earth.
Col. Pllsoduski, o f
the
Russian
arm y, has, it Is reported. Just su c­
ceed ed In transm itting a telegram
w ithout the use o f a w ire by u tilizing
the con d u ctivity o f the earth. It Is
said
that the
in significan t
fo rce
w hich will transm it through air a dis­
tan ce o f on ly fifty yards w ill a llow
transm ission through the earth for
a distance o f 550 yards.
✓
TIME SCHEDULES
Portland. Or.
KKOM P O R T L A N D .
Arriving at a Total
T ax C ollector— H ow m uch is your
husband w orth ?
Mrs. W ise— About a m illion.
T ax C ollector— A re you sure?
Mrs. W is e — Oh, yes. Y ou see, the
ju ry aw arded him 12.000 fo r the los3
o f a finger. I think in proportion the
t est o f him would be w orth about 500
tim es as much.— C h icago News.
front.
“ A few years a g o .” said he.
"the lake front extended Inland far
beyond w here we are standing.
I
tell you there isn’t a tow n in the
w orld th at’s m aking history as fast
as C h ica go I s !" It looks to me m ore
like m akin g geograp hy,” replied the
unem otional stranger.
A Batik of Giant».
» mo union P acific
IF
"M ik e ,” said P lod din g P ete,” “ de
w orld ow es us a livin g.”
“ Y e s," answ ered M eandering Mike,
“ but In ord er to c o lle ct it w e'v e got-
ter
do som ething to co n v in ce
de
w orld dat w e ’re alive. A n ’ da t’s too
m uch trou b le.” — W ash ington Star.
V /
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r n ic r
B i i -iO P :5 L O Í T ACAPtM Y
,, -».ir.
POUT LAMB, OREGON.
A Candid Announcement.
“ Smithers can tell as good a fish
story as anybody I know.
I told
him an awful whopper the other
night, but he matched it.”
“ How?”
‘ ‘ «aid ho believed it.— Stray Stories.
.O regon
S hort L ine
Dar .ST
M ITC H ELL, L E W IS
Sc S T A V E R C O . ...Columbia University...
J. Johnson, w ho died re ce n tly in
L iv erp ool was the last su rv ivor o f
the fam ous w reck o f the Birkenhead,
the troopship that w ent dow n in Si­
m on ’s lla y in February. 1852, when
on ly 184 men out o f 638 got ashore.
T h e troop s stood draw n up under
arm s on deck till the ship sank.
Se.
C a V iie rs n s k
F oetal Morrlao« Straat.
Can give you ths best bargain* In
Baggies. Blows, Boners and Engines,
Win-'miiis and Pump» and General
Machinery. See us before buying.
The Wreck of the Birkenhead.
To J e t it s b e n e f i c i a l e f f e c t s —
^
'
Th*»c Good New Day».
P leasantly and (¡ en tly .
’ “ O v E H jC O p ft
T E E L
I
Teacher— What led Columbus to
Good Price» for Horse».
Up-toNow.
conclude the world was round.
Two Point» of View.
“ Have you lmy fever?
Eighty-seven carriage horses were
Bright Boy— Well, Ills ex[>erience
An em otion al citizen o f the great
"N o ; that's old. I have the elec­ with it proved that it was anything sold In New York the other day for
city o f Illinois was on e day show in g
tric lun snillles. — Puck.
hut square.— Boston Transcript.
an average of over 91,000 each.
a visitor the w ouders o f the lake
P 'S
JO H N PO OLE, Portland, Oregon,
TH E ST A R O F ST A R S
T O SI.
"TO
to any reader of this paper who will ra.
port to aa any attempt of anbetitntioa, or eala of
»thing juat aa good” when Caacareta are called
tm, aaa faraiah andonea apoa
an convict All correspondence confidential.
Bailey Gatzert
THE
DALLES-PORTLAND
ROUTE
We wish to announce that the fine
end newly equipped fast steamer,
“ Bailey Gatzert” has been placed on
(he Portland-Dalles route as a strictly
excursion boat and to enable tourists
and the people of Oregon and Washing­
ton to make the ronnd trip by daylight
on the Columbia River, through the
Cae ade Mountains, on the following
schedule:
Leaving Portland at 7 o’clock every
morning (except Monday), reaching the
"Cascade Locks” at 12 o’clock M., stop­
ping at flood River and White 8 almon
and arriving at The Dalles at 8 P. M.
Starting bark at 4 P. M., arriving in
Portland at 10 P. M. Meals the very
beet that the market ran afford and
only 26c Fare to The D files one way,
|1.60, and round trip, $2.50. Landing
and office, foot of Alder St. Both
phones Main 351.
If you desire to take a trip for pleas­
ure, for grandeur, for everything that
eye or heart coaid wish, and that no
other pert of the world can furnish, go
for a ride on the "Bailey Gatzert.”
Make up a party of yoor congenial
friends and together pass the most en­
joyable day of your live*.
Very cordially youre,
THE WHITE COLLAR
BO Y EAR S’
EXPERIENCE
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