W h a t are H u m ors?
They are vitiated or morbid fluids court*
Infl the veins and affecting the tissues.
They are commonly due to defective diges
tion but are sometimes Inherited.
How do they manifest themselves f
In many forma of cutaneous eruption,
salt rheum or ecsema, pimples and bolls,
and In weakness, languor, general debility.
How are they expelled ? By
In His Pockets.
Mrs. Hardrun—Do you have to ask
your husband for money?
Mrs. Sly— No, Indeed!
Mrs. H a r d r u n — How generous of
him.
Mrs. Sly— Yes; it is awfully good of
him not to sleep In his trousers.—Ohio
State Journal.
C R ITIC A L^ PERIODS
In Woman’s Life Are Made Danger
ous by Pelvic Catarrh.
Two Scottish Newspapers.
The most Influential newspaper In
Scotland is the Edinburgh Statesman,
which also builds up the system that has and the oldest is the Djndee Adver
suffered from them.
tiser. They are edited, respectively by
It la the best medicine for all humors. Sir John Leng and Charles Cooper,
both of whom are Englishmen and na
tives of Hull, Yorkshire.
The Leader's Definition.
“ What Is a contract?" asked the
K e llg lo n l.oatn g G rou nd.
young hopeful.
T h e c o u n try is broom in g agita ted o v e r the
Hts father, the great labor leader,
looked up from hls paper and smiled statem en t th at relig ion is losin g grou n d.
ills resu lts in countless discussions u n til
with pleasure at this evidence of a de T the
a g ita tio n runs its course, and s till re
sire for knowledge.
lig io n flourishes. I t is o n ly useless th in g s
‘Ttn glad you asked the question, th at d e te riora te. T tie fin est recom m en d a
my boy,” he said. "There Is consider tion o f H o s te tte r ’s Stom ach b itte rs , the
Mrs. Mathlld© Richter.
able misconception as to the meaning grea t stom a ch streugtheuer, lies in the
o f that word, and It Is well that you fact th at it has lived fo r t ift y years in sp ite
Mrs. Muthilde Richter, Doniphan,
o f hu n dreds o f im itation s, and is ren o w n
should get the thing straight while ed fo r its cu re o f dyspep sia, in d ig e stio n , Neb., says:
you are still young. A contract is biliousness, nervousness and m alaria,
“ I suffered from catarrh for many
something that binds the other fellow fe v e r an d ague.
years, but since I have been taking
without affecting you.”— Chicago Post.
Pe ru-na I feel strong and well. I
Queer Japanese Custom
would advise all people to try Pe-ru-na.
At the birth of a Japanes baby a As 1 used Pe-ru-na and Man a-lin
tree la planted that must remain un while I was passing through the
touched until the marriage of the change of life, I am positively con
This signature is on every box of the genuine child. When the nuptial hour arrives vinced your beneficial remedies have
L a x a tiv e Bromo-Quinine t » u . u the tree is cut down and the wood Is relieved me from all my ills.”
transformed Into furniture.
tbs rsmsdy that e a r s « a c o ld l a « a * C ay
Pe-ru-na has raised more women
from beds of sickness and set them to
But the Typewriter.
Had Them Readv.
work again than any other remedy.
"1 can take 100 words a minute,"
Debt Collector— I called to collect Pelvic catarrh is the bane of woman
said the shorthand writer. " I often those bills which Mr. Snips, the tailor,
kind. Pe-ru-na is the bane of catarrh
take more than that,” remarked the sent you. Mr. Squills— You are per-
Mrs. Col.
other, In sorrowful accents;
but then fectly welcome to them, Here they in all forms and stages.
Hamilton, Columbus, O.. says: “ I
I have to. I’m married.”
i are all in one pocket.
recommend Pe-ru-na to women, he'
H O W ’ S T H IS T
IO C K N O W W H A T YO U A R E T A K IN G
lieving it to be especially beneficial
----------- -
| When vou taka Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, to them. ”
We offer Ona Hundred Dollars Rawanl
b«»uie the formula la plainly printed on every
Send for a free book written by Dr.
citareh c m ."** th“ °“ D0‘ b,cur*d * “ *“ 5 Sw ! toit*uiS&m l U i Ko"<?£e! N? K v . S
Hartman, entitled:
“ Health and
F. J. CHENEY * C o ., Props., Toledo, O.
Beauty.”
Address Dr. Hartman,
, „ M th ea^ ' r,,' ned' h?T* * now?
1 Cheney
Knew Hit Ground,
Columbus, Ohio.
for the past 15 years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and Bn.
Stop that reporter.
Aid — What!
b y t h ili flm .*00* " 7 o u U n lrob,l* » tlu«“ '"» d e Don’t you want to have hint send home
If you can't say anything good of a
‘ WasTATstux,
an account of your heroism? No, I man you can at least have the courtesy
Wholesale Pregglsts, Toledo,
don’t want to be an American hero to sit around and hear other people say
W a ld in b K in n an A M a b v in ,
for a week, and a punching bag for the bad things.
Wholesale lirugglsts, Toledo. O.
_ Hall’s Catarrh Care la take*"lnterñaíly, acting rest of my life.
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces or
—
_
the system. Price 7Sc per bottle. Hold by all
A Good Enough Way for Him.
druggists. Testimonials free.
I’ iao’s Cure n im m t be too ln g h lv spoken
“ I wouldn’t cry like that, my little
H all’s Family Pilleare the beat.
1 o f ns a cough cu re —J.
■ —
s --- niiis,
1 ....
W . <VH
322
Third Ave., N , Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. man.” Well, you can cry any way you
want to; this is my way.”
(I, 1900.
The Higher One.
H o o d 's Sarsaparilla
“ Can any little boy In the class,"
Tight Across the ChcsL
said the teacher, “ tell me what Is
"See
here!
You are always laughing
meant
“ •■O by
-7 ’above
“ 00,0 par?’
...
nense "
Profund silence, and the teacher
,1VJ ,, f. ,, '
"Well, that’s all I can do at your ex
said again; "Tommy Jones, perhaps
pense.”
you can tell me what’s ‘above par?’
"Ma, I guess," said Tommy.
T h e B es t P re sc rip tio n ror M a t a r i*
.
Mothers will find Mra. Window’s Sooth
in-
Ins Syrup the best remedy to use lor their
children during the teething period.
Chills and Fever 1s a bottle o f Grove’s Tasteless
C hill Tonic. It Is sim ply Iron and quinine In
a tasteless lorm. No Cure. N o Pay. Price 60c
He Wax Spry.
Customer (to waiter)— Here, John,
take my order—ox tail soup, roast
lamb, fried sole, green peas, onions,
tomatoes, cucumber, mince pie, cheese
and coffee, and be Hpry about it; my
train leaves in exactly six minutes.
CANDID MEN.
T h ey S p e a k T h e ir M in d s l a a n Ena.
b a r r a s a in a W a y O c c a s io n a lly .
"Men are dreadfully brusque some
times,” sighed Belinda. “ The other
night my brother and I went to the
house of a friend to a reception. It waa
a hot-night and the house waa crowded
and there wasn't anything to do but to
stand around and talk to the people one
could reach, while the people one really
wanted to talk with could only be seen
at a distance and over a sea of Inter
vening heads. In addition the cro
quettes were cold and the Ice cream
warm, so when we Anally got away
both my brother and I said, ‘Thank
heaven' quite reverently, and went to
a hotel and had supper.
"The next day all of my friends
, whom I met asked ’Didn’t you have a
[ lovely time at the Blanks last night?’
and I Invariably replied ‘Delightful.’
Then we went on our separate ways.
When they asked my brother the same
question he answered with a frankness
that appalled and embarrassed me, ‘No,
I did not. I had the stupidest time of
my life; and, say, they’d better get an
other elief the next time they entertain,
for the supper was awfql.’
“ Here,” said Belinda, “ I trace a
strong point of difference between men
and women. The average girl has too
much pride-to let It be known that she
has gone to an entertainment and has
still failed to be entertained. I saw one
pretty guileless looking creature sit
alone one night at a dance for nine
straight dances, then I had compassion
on her and sent my escort and a couple
of other men to ask her for the remain
ing two-steps and waltzes. She danced
four times in all, yet the next time she
saw me she said she’d had a real de
lirious times at that ball, a delightful,
never-to-be-forgotten time, and, she
added modestly, that she had been quite
a belle. A man under the same circum
stances, though they had Iteen of hls
own making, asked If he had enjoyed
himself, would have replied emphatical
ly and vulgarly, “ No, I didn’t. I had a
fierce time.’
“ Why, I know of one lord of creation
who told some friends that hls honey
moon had been very tiresome, and of
another who In bidding hls host good-by
after a yachting trip remarked that he
had a pleasant time, all things consid
ered, but that all water Journeys were
more or less of bores. Imagine a wom
an doing anything so tactless. Why, If
It had been a girl instead of a man In
the latter case, though she had been
seasick for the entire two weeks,
though the salt water and air had
ruined her prettiest gowns, taken the
curl out of her hair and the rose from
her complexion, she would have stag
gered off the yacht declaring faintly
that she’d had the time of her life, and
that she’d like to go again to-morrow.
That's the feminine Idea of true polite
ness.”
Royal Abstainer.
The Queen of Holland, It Is stated,
Is a total abstainer, and ostentatiously
refuses, on all public occasions, to par
take of wine. The Queen is a patron
of the Total Abstinence Society and
o f the Women's Social Purity League,
and It is said Is among the most active
of workers.
„O regon
S hort line
Wanted Rusty Shoes.
One of Marne's little friends had a
pair of russet shoes, and she thought
i It would be nice for her to have a pair
! of that kind. So when she and her
mother went to the shoe store, and the
clerk brought out some black ones, she
said: “ That is not the kind I w ant,!
mamma; I want a pair of rusty ones.”
U nion P acific
AND
D efast
TIME SCHEDULES
Portland. Or.
Chicago
Salt Lake, Denver,
Portland
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Special
I Kansas City, St.
9*.uo a. m.
Louis,Chicago and
v i«
Eai>t.
H untington.
Trouble Either Way.
4:30 p.m .
Mrs. De Good— Why aren't you going
to church?
Mr. De Qood— Last Sunday the roof
A t’ antic
8:10 a. m.
Walla Walla I«ewla-
leaked, and three or four drops went
Express
ton,Spokane,Min
Mas. F b a x x C a b t i b ,
9:00 p m.
neapolis, St. Paul,
I K a r r ill Straat, Ameabury, Maa*.
down my back.
via
Duluth, Milwau
Mrs. De Good— The roof has been re Thtm la tte r sh o uld o a r r v Fatih Huntington. kee, C h leagotk Has t
paired since then.
e n d O o n vlo tlon to thoHomrte
Mr. De Good— Huh! Then they’ll be
o f mU S ic k W om e n.
Salt Lake, Denver,
St. Paul
7:00a. m.
wanting money to pay for the repairs.
“ I suffered with inflammation and
Faut Mall
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
— New York Weekly.
falling o f the womb and other dis
6:00 p. m.
Kansas C ity, St.
Louit»,Chlcagoaud
via
agreeable female weaknesses. I had
Fast.
Spokane
bad spells every two weeks that would
A Great Man.
I count him a great man who inhab last from eight to ten days and would
its a higher sphere of thought, into have to go to bed. I also had head- ,
72 H O U R S
which other men rise with labor and ache and backache most of the time
and such bearing down pains I could
difficulty. He has but to open his eyes hardly walk across the room at times. | PO R T LA N D TO C H IC A G O
to see things in a true light and in I doctored nearly all the time for j
No change of cars.
large relations, while they must make about two years and seemed to grow
painful corrections and keep a vigilant worse all the time until last September
Lowest Rates, Quickest Time.
eye on many sources of error. • * • I was obliged to take my bed, and the
He is a great man who Is what he is doctors thought an operation was the
from nature and who never reminds only thing that would help me, but
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
us of others.—Emerson.
this I refused to have done.
F 1(0.H P O R T L A N D .
“ Then a friend advised me to try the
Pinkham medicine, which I did, and
To o Smart.
1:00 p.m.
A ll mailing dates
4:00 p. m.
“ H uh!” exclaimed Mr. Rox after after using the first bottle I began to
subject to change
reading hls morning mall. “ Our boy’s improve. I took in all five bottles of
For San Francisco—
college education Is making him too Lydia E. Pinkham’s Blood Purifier,
Sail every 5 day a
four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham’s p ry
blamed smart.”
Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
"What's the matter?’’ asked Mrs, Pills and used three packages of Sana
Rox.
tive Wash, and I am as well now as I
“ I worte to him the other day that I ever waa* I am more than thankful
Daily
Columbia River
4:00 p. m.
Ex.Sunday
Steamers.
Ex. Sunday
thought It would be kinder for me not every day for my cure.” — M r s . F r a n k
8:00 i). m.
to remit the check he asked for. Now C a r t e r , 3 Merrill St., Ames bury, Mass.
Saturday
To A stori a and Way
Landings.
he writes, ‘Dear Father, I shall never
paid If ttym fomtlmo- 10:00 p. m.
forget your unremitting kindness.’ "—
OOm
Philadelphia Press.
6:45 a. m.
kx.Sunday
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
mm,
Willamette
River.
4:30 p .m .
Oregon City, New- Ex. Sunday
berg, Salem, Inde
pendence A Way;
Landings.
7:00 a. m.
3:30 p. ra.
Willamette and Yam
Tue*., Thur,
Mon., Wed.
hill Rivers.
and Hat.
and Fri.
Oregon City, Day-
ton, A Way Land
ings.
Ensilage
Cutter.
Best and only
perfect blower cut
ter on the market.
Send for circular.
Mitchell, Lew is <ft
Staver Co.
Portland, Ore.
6:45 a. m.
Tues., Thur
and Sat.
Willamette River.
Portland to Corval
lis & Way Land
ings.
For low rates and other inform ation w rite to
Consolation and Comfort.
JO H N POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
W ho is it that does not wish to be
A. L. CRAIG,
Foot of Morrison Street.
He—
Have
not
all
my
actions
shown
out in the open air or alive in some
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
Ht Took It.
you that I love you?
Can
give
you
the
best
bargains
in
field of sport, whether it be with the
Host—So sorry you have to be going.
___
_____
She—
I ’m sure I don’t know. Papa hat, rod or gu n ; whether we go coast
Beat possible to build. BMt material. Beat pro Buggies, Blows, hoiiera and Engines,
Quest—Indeed, I am too. By the Hays you are not answerable for your
portion. Hem finish. Lightest running. Seventy Windmills and Pumps and General
SO UTH AND EAST
ing
over
the
hills
and
vales
on
the
ears'
experience. M I'» O H K l . «,. L i H l i i
. .
way, I’m not sure about my train. It’s actions.— Harper's Bazar.
6ee us before buying
T A V K K Cl?.. 1st and Taylor Sts., Portland,or M a c h in e r y
wheel, or sailing over rough waves or
9 something, but—
i
......
......
-V IA -
into serene coves, it is all sport, and
Host's Eldest— It’s 9:32. Pa said he
S top * th * D o u g h a n d
hoped you’d take that one.—Phlladel-
W ork* O f f th * B o ld .
the springing muscles seem to need
n h ln R e c o r d
1 L axative Itromo-qulnlne Tablets cure a c o ld In it.
It is bound to happen that some R O S T A N D ’S S IS T E R
p m * hoc
’
______________
r>na day. No cure, N o Pay. Price ZScenta.
mishap will occur.* Thus it is that
L IV E S IN W A S H IN G TO N .
The Intricacies of It.
TO CURE A CO LD IN O N E D A Y
when we have sprains in abundance;
Mme.
de Margerie, the briliant and
Taka Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
"W hy didn’t you study the time table light Bprains, sprains that cripple,
druxglete refund the money if It falta to cure,
and then you would not have missed sprains that give great pain, sprains beautiful sister of Edmond Rostand,
t W. drove's eignature lio n esch box. 26c.
Trains leave Drain for Portland and way
your train?”
87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon.
that rob us of sleep, but sportsmen of tbe author of "Cyrano de Bergerac”
stations at 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. m.
and
“ L ’Alglon,”
They Alweyi Look It.
“ That was the trouble. While I was all kinds have come to know that
Telephone, Oak 1391.
Leave Portland..
. 8:30 \. M.
8:30 P. M.
has taken up her
Biggs—There goes Stoneyfellow, the trying to traslute the time table the there is nothing better than the old
Drain....
M 1*. Iff. 2:53 A. M
A
rrive
Ashland...........
12.55
A
M.
train
pulled
out.”
12:35
P. M.
residence In Wash
multimillionaire.
He’s a self-made
reliable St. Jacobs Oil. Have it with
Catalogue Furnished
5:U0 A. M
*• Sacramento..... . 5:10 P. M.
ington. Her hus All Kinds Carried in Stock.
man.
Upon Application.
you for use; you may rely on its cure
** San Francisco. . : t.. f . Iff. 8:45 a . M.
B r e e d i n g a n d F e e d i n g M lc r u b e e .
Mrs. Biggs—Well, anyone could see
band, M. de Mar
A rrive Ogden.............. . . 4:55 A. MT- 7ÜÑ A. M.
of the worst sprain and restoration to
The Intertlnee ere full o f disease germs that
“
D en ver...........
9:15 P. M.
m :30-A. M.
at a glance that he Isn’t tailor-made.—
gerie, one of tbe
trecoine a ctive end dengerous In constipation. the comforts of life.
“
Kansas C ity..... . . 7:25 A. M.
7:25 A. M.
N
o
t
hi
no
s
o
q
o
o
d
f
o
r
c
h
i
c
k
e
n
s
as
t
h
e
Chicago Dally News.
Cescarets k ill and expel them. Druggist*, Ilk*,
“
Chicago............... . 7:42 A. M.
8:30 P. M.
most
promising
26c, 60c.
____
______
Arrive Los Angeles..... . 2:00 P. M.
8:05
A. M.
H
t
Conldn’t
Conned.
young
diplomats
In
It
makes
Hens
Lay
and
Keeps
them
Laying.
2t
cures
Roup,
Cholera
and
All
nervouanor
E | T O Permanently Cured. No fits
“
El
Paso..............
..
6:00
P.
M.
6:00 P. M.
Nerve
Diseases. It strengthens young chicks, and makes them grow.
Price 25c and 50c.
■ I I V
alter tlrittur'a uteof Dr. Kilt
gn
Tiresome,
tbe s e r v i c e of
Mrs. Handout— I think a little water
** Fort Worth....... . 6 :« ) A. M.
6:30
A. M.
Restorer. Send for P R ■ E S’J.OO trial
My
fter losing
losing four dosen I ; pi
. _ young
tar chickens commenced dyipg, and a
after
“
City of Mexico.. .11:30 A. M. 11:30 A. M.
lie. Da. E. H K lin a. Ltd.. Ml ArchSt.,1 PhUadaTphia. Pa
France, Is first sec
chased & package
stopped thi__
them
tape o f your PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which
wk _________
“ I’m so tired,” she sighed to the wo would do you good.
•* Houston.............. . 7:00 A. M.
7:l)0 A. M.
__________
_____ ____
___________
_____________
I can recommend
from
dying
and
I
hare
constantly
kept
It
on
hand
erer
since.
Hardened Hobbs— So do I, mum. But
man next door.
retary
of
th e
“
New Orleans..... . h ::» P. M.
6 ::» P. M.
IS as Just what is needed In raising poultry.
C. R. KIQOIN, Latah, Wash.
An III Winds Etc.
•• Washington...... . 6:42 A. M.
folks ain’t giving away Amalgamated
6:42 A. M.
“ What doing?”
E. J . B O W K N , Coast A g e n t , P o rtla n d , Oregon
French Embassy
«*
New
York.........
12:10
P.
M.
12:10
P. M.
Mlrs. Pepprey—There’s that MI bb
‘‘I’ve been the last four hours at the Steel Stock, not much."
In Washington.
N exdore pounding the piano.
photographer's having an Instantane
Pullman
and
Tourist
cars
on
bolh
train«.
Mme. de Mar
Mr. P e p p r e y — Yes, the landlord will ous picture of the baby taken.”
Chair cars i-acramento to Ogden and El Paso,
From Bad lo W orst.
All She To ok.
His Favorite.
gerie, whose moth
and Tourist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
be here shortly, and w ell use that at)
Brown— Do those dogs up your way
Gowanus— I had 92 In my pocket last Orleans and Washington.
“ What Is your favorite play?" asked
er was n Spaniard,
an excuse to have the rent reduced.—
still continue to howl all night?
night, but this morning there Is only a Connecting at San Francisco w ith the several
the friend.
“ Ordinarily,” answered
lines for Honolulu. Japan, China,
Philadelphia Pres.
Jonese— No; the dogs have given up penny or two.
Did you need some steamship
Mr. Stormlngton Barnes, “ It is Ham MMX. n e m a h o e k i k *ms Inherited from
Philippines, Central and South America.
let. But when I need the money It her her dark beauty of color and fea in disgust since our twins arrived on money for a spring shirt waist and
See agent at Drain station or audress
tures, with an expression of Indefina the scene.
take it, Arabela?
For Infants and Children.
Is Uncle Tom’s Cabin."
ble cliarm. She possesses also tbe rep
Mrs. Gowanus (astonished)— Yes, O. H. MARKHAM, O. P. A.,
but I only took fll.98!
utation of being one of the brightest
Portland, Oregon.
Where H t Fallcd-
and wittiest young women of the diplo
Clarke—
Mr.
Shlverly
Is
passionately
Bears th*
REPAIRING F E N C E S .
fond of art. Miss Jameson— Yes, and matic corps.
Signature o f
yet not found enough of it to stop
H arold’« Papa Was “ Shy."
painting.
B y Using "Anchor Clamps” You Can Make
The proud young father, nfter the
Unfamiliar.
Your Fences as Good as New.
ntnnner
o
f
bis
kind,
was
telling
stories
The Squire— I don't seem to know
Easy Come, Easy Go.
about the doings of his first-born.
your face, my man. Do you live nbout
Every
time a man goes out in the
Many
girls
of
education
and
refine
The man who creeps along bent
Many trivial Incidents had been relat ment arc turning to the profession of morning and looks around his place THE DALLES-PORTLAND ROUTE
here?
over,
with
his
spinal
column
feeling
Old Rustic— Yes, sir. But yer see, l
ed, and tbe little circle of listeners had trained nurse as a means of liv e li he thinks of his fences. Aj-e they in
ain't often at the public ’ouse!— Punch in a condition to snap like a pipestem exhausted all their Ingenuity In pre hood.
Are they what is
It is a serious occupation good condition?
We wish lo announce that the fine
at any minute, would readily give a
tending to lie interested. “ Tell them and a responsible one, lor the word needed?
W ill they last?
These and newly equipped fast steamer,
groat deal to get out of his dilemma,
Summer Resolutions
tbe story about the penny,” suggested of an experienced nurse
carries questions he asks himself, and many “ B liley Gatzert” has been placed on
and yet. this is only the commonest
I AKK
the young hopeful's mother. The proud great weight in matters relating to times he finds himself in sore straits
form by which lumbago seizes on and
the Portland-Dalles route ae a strictly
TllK
It is this fact that as to what to do to provide himself
twists out of shape the muscle* of the father pretended not to hear, when her profession.
excursion boat and to enable tourists
with
economical
and
duruble
fences.
ture relief fiotn liquor, opium and tobacco
grew
red,
and
finally
shook
a
violent
prompted
an
interesting
interview
back. This is commonly known as
habita. Semi (or particular« to
and the people of Oregon and Washing
The
matter
of
fences
is
the
largest
negative
with
bis
bead.
"Then
I
will,”
with
Miss
Kathryn
Nash,
of
North
backache, a crick in the hack, hut by
ton to make the ronnd trip by daylight
mt. Taste Good. Do Good, Ksslsy Institua, " “ ’ a ' , . ' “ g
and
most
important
item
of
necessary
exclaimed
the
baby’s
mother.
“
It’s
too
and
Plattsburg
avenues,
Burlington,
4”’,
whatever name it may be known, ami
2 ripe, 10c. • «ho WrTuI
on the Columbia River, through the
cute for anything. You know Harold V t., published in the News of that expense to the landholder.
it on health. Address
however
bad
it
may
l>e,
10
minutes
I s— 4y (M H S fs Cklesf«, loatrwal, law Vsrk. tile
There are thousands of miles of C fl ade Mountains, on the following
a*. 3 7 -ie o i.
M. r . M. o.
vigorous rubbing with St. Jacobs Oil will be 2 years old next month, and we city. To a reporter she said:
“ I had been caring for a patient old barbed wire fence in the north schedule:
on the atflicted part will drive out the are now taking him to ebureb with us.
H E N w r i t i n g t . a d v a rtla a ra p lease
The wire is fairly good in
m e n t i.>a th is p a p e r.
trouble and completely restore. It is Hls futher always give's hliu a penny steadily for nine months without west.
Leaving Portland at 7 o’clock every
One Against the Horse.
a thing so easily caught, it may he to put In the collection plate. Well, rest and was run down and tired. them— half ns good as if it were new.
morning
(except Monday), reaching the
And
yet
because
the
wires
have
I
had
very
little
appetite
and
some
last
Sunday
the
plate
was
being
pass
Thirteen Stories.
wondered at why there is not more of
’’There's one good thing about an
automobile.”
O'Hoolihan— Phwat wud yex do If it, but because it is so easily cured by ed, and some one dropped a coin on the times I would skip one or two meals sagged and some of them have become "Cascade Locks” at 12 o’clock M., stop
"W hat’s that?”
yex wor’t fall off this rufe?
St. Jacobs Oil may lie the very reason floor. It made quite a loud noise, and and not feel it at all. W hile visit loosened from the posts, the fence is ping at Hood River and White Salmon
It is when the and arriving at The Dalles at 3 P. M.
Harold turned to me and asked, in a ing in Boston an abcess formed back nearly worthless.
"It doesn’t try to run up to every
O'Harrtty— Faith, O'ld make up me that we hoar so little of it.
voice loud enough to be heard all over of my ear. I had no strength, and wires are loose and wabbly in a barbed Starting back at 4 P. M., arriving in
watering fountain It comes to.”— Puck. mind goin’ down—Ohio State Journal.
the church: ‘Mamma, whose penny are although I was always drowsy sleep wire fence that damage is done t o ! Portland at 10 P. M.
Meals the very
Bourgeois
that?' Wasn't It the cutest thing? Of did not seem to refresh me. After stock.
best that the market ran afford and
Mrs. Bulgore— But they are very
I
came
home
I
had
seven
abcesses
on
Have
you
ever
noticed
a
fence
in
|
course he thought tliat nobody ever I
only 25c
Fare to The D dies one way,
fashionable, are they not?
my back near the waist line and was that condition?
Mra. Swellman—-Fashionable? Most gave more than a penny because that's unable to sit up much for three or
$1.50, and ronnd trip, $2.50. Landing
A
few
upright
stays
and
some
assuredly not. Why, they permit the all hls papa ever gives him.” Then |
four months.
The doctors who "A n ch or Clam ps" w ill repair an old - and office, foot of Alder St. Both
care of their children to Interfere with tbe proud young father blushed more
deeply than ever.—Philadelphia Rec | treated me said I had blood-poisoning barbed wire or smooth wire fence and j phones Main 351.
their aoctal obligations.
from which I would never recover."
make it as good as new. It makes
ord.
I f you desire to take a trip for pleas
E czema , T xttr *, rsoxtASis, B a l t R iib v m , A c n k and • great many other
“ That must have been very dis the fence as rigid and firm as when
His Favorite Dish.
diseases of like character are classed as skin diseases, when they coutd just
ure, for grandeur, for everything that
A M od e l Woman.
couraging, ” said the reporter.
new—
and
w
ill
make
it
last
for
years,
j
properly be called blood diaeasea, for they undoubtedly originate in the blood, like
“ What la your favorite dish?” In
"Did you not aay. Ellen, that Mr. B.
" I t was.
It took all the ambition
Now is the time bo save money. | eye or heart could wish, and that no
dancer, Catarrh, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Contagious blood Poison, etc. ; the only
Cancer,
quired Mrs. Frontpew of the Rev
out of me for awhile.
But one day, W ire is high, excessively high, and other part of the world can famish, go
real difference being in the intensity ami nature of the poison. The more serious I Longface, the new pastor. She felt Is poor?”
when I was feeling particularly des an entirely new fence is an expensive for a ride on the “ Bailey Gatzert ”
"Yea, he has only hls profession."
diseases, Cancer, Catarrh, etc., are caused by some specific poison or virus, which
sure It was chicken, but It proved not.
pondent, a friend advised me to try affair— if you get the best. The best | Make np a party of your congenial
is either inherited or in other ways gets into the blood and attacks certain vital
"W
ill
your
unele
favor
Ills
suit?"
organa or appears in the form of terrible sores and ulcera, while the milder and | "Er- the contribution plate," answered
"No; and 1 can expect nothing front Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Tills for Tale is one composed of all large and | friends and together pass the most en
the
Rev.
Longface.
absently.
leas dangerous skin diseases are caused by blood humors or an over acid condition
People. 8he was taking them with strong wires— which cost more at first
him.”
joyable day of your lives.
of that fluid. These acid poisons, as they ooze out through the pores of the skin
You can get j
"Then, Ellen, you will have to resign 1 benefit and thought they m ight also but will last forever.
cause great irritation, with intense itching and burning. The eruption may be of
Charity and bookbinders covers a
Very cordially yours,
help
me.
I
bought
some
at
once
and
along
without
buying
a
new
fence
for
-
fashionable
society.”
a pustular kind, with excessive discharge of thick, gummy fluid, or the skin may
multitude o f faults.
"N o matter -1 shall see oior* of before I had used one box of the pills awhile by repairing the old on». The
be hot, d ry a n d feverish, iwollen and fissured. Skin disease*, whether they apj cat
Every man Is like the company he
I found I was gaining strength. My "A n ch or C lam p" is the only positive
as sores, blotches or pimples
Fred."
la wont to keep.—Euripides.
I c a a o h * * r f u l l y a n d m ost s in c e re ly e n d o rse
become more deeply rooted
"You must give up expensive dress.” | appetite and digestion improved and fence lock on the market' It pre
ar epeclflo ae a ou re fo r E n e m a , th e n o i l
and intractable the lo n g e t
I felt rested after sleeping, instead of vent* sagging; it prevents loose wire-*;
"Oh. Fred admires simplicity.”
To o C ru « I
* * . d a n n o y in g d laa asa, I t h in k , th a t
BO Y E A R S ’
neglected, the skin in time
heing tired as I was formerly. 1 soon it can be used on any kind of wire; it |
"You canuot keep a carriage."
l a s h la M i r to.
I w a a tr o u b le d w it h it fo r
“ False! False!" shrieked the hero
EXPE R IE NC E
having
a
thick,
hard,
rough
became entirely well and able to re is simple, can be applied by any one,
t w a . t y - g v * y a a ra , a i d tria d m a n y re m e d ia l
"But
we
can
have
our
delightful
of the latest dramatisation In falsetto
and unsightly appearance.
w it h * o g o o d affact
A ft e r u a ln g y o u r m e dicin e
sume my duties.”
and it is cheap.
It will pay you to j
walks."
tones.
You can hide the blenushet
a ah art tim e I th in k I a m a a t lr a ly re liev e d
"T h e n you believe the Pink Pills send for free sample and full informa- j
"You must take a small house and
T e a c a * g iv e tk le state m e n t a a y p u b lic it y y o n
“ Do you say that to my face?"
for a time with cosmetics;
m a y deal re, aa it is v o lu n t a r ily m ade, m o re fo r
cured you?’ ’
and washes, lotions, soaps
tion to the Portland Anchor Fence |
screamed the heroine.
furnish It plainly.”
t h * * * a d U a to d t h a n n o to rie ty f o r m yeelf.
" I am certain they did. and I in Co., 742 Nicolai St., Portland, Ore.
and
powder*
may
reliev*
“
I
say
It
to
your
very
teeth!”
roared
"Yes:
for
elegant
furniture
would
be
V a r y re sp ectfu lly,
tend to keep Dr. W illiam s' Pink Pills
the hero.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
out of place In a cottage.”
WM. C
CAMPBELL,
AM !
______ temporarily the itching and
burning, but eventually the
•1« West Oeatral.
W ic h it a ,
T RADE m s « « ®
Trouble.
“ You will have to cover your floors for Pale People by me all the time,
pore* of the akin become so
D esigns
so that I can take them if needed. I
It« Couldn't Los«.
with thin, plain carpet*."
Trouble would be a great deal easier
clogged up by this treatment that the poiaonoui matter thrown off by the blood
C
ory
rights Ac.
"Then I shall hear hts steps the soon- recommend them to my patients as to bear It those you dislike were not
Jones— Do you object to your boy
Anvrm « sending a sfrrtrh and description may
canaot pass out of the system, and settles on the lungs, heart or some other vital
itrkly
aarwtain
rur
opinion
free
whether an
well
as
to
every
one
who
is
suffering
having
the
beat
time
of
their
Uvea,
Just
playing
football?
er."
organ and endangers life.
rentfon M mrvhaMv patentable. C•nrinantca-
from any complaint brought on hv when you are going through i t —Atchi
Smith—No, Indeed; the policy Is
tkms «trtctly confidential. Handbook on Paten t«
To purify and build np the polluted blood ia the right treatment for ski*
•ent free. Oldest agency fo r aecnnn« patenta.
O oo.l W o r d f o r H im .
derangement of the blood or nerves. ’ ’ son Globe.
made out In my favor.
diseases, and for this purpose no other medicine ia to deservedly popular a* S. S. 9.
Patents taken ’ hn>tt«ta M o rn „% Co. r e c e ir «
Banka- Dumlelgb is not such a dunce
^ r r in i not if e, without charge. In the
It ia a perfect antidote for all blood humors, and when taken into the circulation,
Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale
as
they
make
him
out.
He
gels
off
a
gently but thoroughly eliminates all impurities aid put* the blood in a healthy,
People are sold by all dealers or
Still VtOTM.
good thing one* In a while.
-normal state. The akin can't remain in an irritated^ diseased conditio*'whe*
will be sent postpaid on receipt of
A handsomely Montrât ed weekly. I .are est cir
She— W er* you out In Monday * b ill
nourished with rich, new blood. S. S. 8. is the only guaranteed purely vegetable
Hill—But It Isn’t original.
price, 60 cents s box; six boxes.
culation o f any sriem iflc Journal. Term s. 83 •
iard?
retried t , and the safest and beat akin beautifier. Write our phyaictasia if you have
rear ; f o « r months, |L Sold by all newsdealers.
Hauk*—Still It’s bright In him to re 92.50, by addressing Dr. W illiam s
He— No. I waa out In Tuesday’a member It Boston Transcript
any blood or akin disease, and they will cheerfully advian you without charge
Msdicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y .
|
talk about Monday's bllttard.
THE SW IFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA. CIA.
Brunch Office, t t F 9L, Washington, D. C.
Holding H(m GuiU|c„.
i
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Shasta Route.
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k
PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD
If
C A S TO R IA
BESTFORTHE The Kind You Have Always Bought
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THE TRAINED NURSE
An Occupation Which Attracts
Many Refined Girls.
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G a tz e r t
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KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN W
Skin Diseases
j
j
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