Mix Andarion, City Attorney.
The Tramp's Vlsw
Rheumatism
Resting Robert — See here, Tom,
fhis paper says we have no leisure
W b s t li th e u s e o f te llin g th e rh e u m a tic
class in this country—that even our
that be (eels as If b i s Jo in ts w e re b e in g dis millionaiies are hard working rnen.
lo c a ted t
Tired Thomas— That man didn’t
H e kn ow s th a t h is s u ffe rin g s a re v e ry
know what he was writing about.
m u ch lik e th e t o r tu r e s o f th e r r c k .
What he tcanu to know Is wbat will per We are the leisure class.
manently cure his disease.
T h a t, a cc o rd in g to th o u s a n d s
te s tim o n ia ls , is
of
His Pared.
g ra te fu l
I t p r o m p tly n eu tra llr.e s th e a c id In th e
b lo o d on w h ich th e d is e a se d ep en d s, c o m
p le te ly e lim in a te s It, a n d s tre n g th e n s th e
s y ste m a g a in s t Its r e tu r n . T r y H o o d ’s, t
,
,
First Tramp— De dog c h a s e d y o u ,
did he?
For a
Second Tramp— You b e t !
few i i?l uu tea I h , a d t o l , e a d * a p u r e , l y
strenuous life I
Amateur, develop your own plates at
home. K. G. powder developer, six
packages 25 cents. For ijale by all
photo supply dealers, or Kirk, Geary <fc
Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco.
Not Very Ancient.
“ Is M iss Primrose a Daughter of the
Revolution?”
“ Mercy, no; she wasn’t born until
after the war of 1812.”
8am#, a s H o * t o t t e r ’• S to m a c h h i t t e r s is
e q u a l to th e ta s k o f s u p p ly in g th e b o d y
w ith n »otiy e p o w er w h en i t Is ru n d o w n .
T h e r e is n o m e d ic in e in th e w o rld so g o o d
f o r d y s p e p s ia , i n d ig e s tio n , c o n s t i p a t i o n ,
fla tu le n c y a n d n e r v o u s n e s s . T r y it.
C For
A Infant#
S T and
O Children.
R IA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
B ea rs tha
S ig n atu re o f
,v
c
7.
Smart Answer.
"You fell into the creek with your
new breeches o n ?"
"Yes, pa. You s«-e, I fell in so
quick I hadn't time to take them off. ”
"A anuifl answer, my son. So sup
pose you take them off now. ’’
TH RO *
LUNGS
AWFUL AGONY
Jackson’s House for Hospital.
ORGANS
êWA
T b it sig n a tu re it on ovary box o f th a genuino
ABSOLU! £
SECURITY.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine t * msu
Genuine
U m ramody that r a m a raid la ama day
A Strange Flower.
One of the strangest botanical curi
osities in the world is the "Wonder-
Wonder" flower found in the Malay
|*oninsula. It is simply a blossom
without leaves, vine, or stem, and
grows as a parasite on decayed wood.
This extraordinary flower is sonicw
thing like a yard in diameter, and h.t*
a globular cup in the rsiddle with a
capacity of live or six quarts.
C a r t e r 's
Little Liver Pills.
M u tt B ea r M lgnattir* of
roM «moussus.
■ r . t . » . A rn o ld , of G re e n w o o d , ■ . C ., w r i t » * : " A
t i n g u l c e r ca m o . J u s t u n d s r th a la f t oy o. I * b o g a n
s p r e a d in g , a n d g ro w w o rso r a p id ly , d e s tr o y in g th o
floah a s I t w o n t. A a C a n c e r la h e r e d i ta r y in m y fa m ily
I b e c a m e th o r o u g h ly a la rm e d , c o n s u ltin g th e boat p h y -
s tc la n a a n d . ta k in g m a n y blood m e d ic in e s , n o n o o f
w h ic h dldT, r t g a n y g o od , w h e n o n e o f o u r lo a d in g
d r u g g is ts a d v ise d m o to t r y B. S. S ., a n d b y th e tim a
I h a d ta k e n th o aecon d b o ttle th o C a n c e r b e g a n to
oh ow a I r u e -of h o a lln g , th o d i s c h a r g e g r o w g r a d u a l l y
loao a n d f in a lly ce a se d a lt o g e th e r , th e s o r e d r ie d up
a n d n o th in g re m a in * b u t a s l i g h t s o a r . I feel t h a t I
o w e m y life to S. B. S .”
|
v ’ - I d i r e c t l y
into the blood, destroys
the virus, stop« ÿte for
m a tio n of Cancerous
cells and cleanses the
system of impurities,
w hat we say o f S. S. it*
as a cure for Cancer is
supported by the testi
mony of those who hav«
tested it and been re
stored to health.
..
begin in time, don’t
wait until the blood is to polluted and the system to thoroughly saturated with the
poison that no medicine, however efficaciotu, can check the pi ogress of the disease.
I f there is * taint in you» blood get it out at once, don’t wait for some external e\ i-
dence °* “ > the appearance of a tumor or ulcer. We have prepared a special book
on Cancer which we will mail free. Our physicians are ready to help you bv the»»
advice and such direction as your case requires. W rits us fully and freely_no
T U B S W IF T SPECIFIC CO., A T L A N T A , Q A .
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR C0RSTIPAT10R.
FRR SALLOW SKIM.
FOR TRE CONFLUIR!
C U R E RIC K H EA DA CH E.
JO H N PO OLE. Portland. Oregon,
root o l Morrtaon S tre e t
Can give von the beet bargains in
Rngfiee. Plow*. Boilers and Kngmes,
Windmills ami *Fum ps and General
Machinery. Bee ua before buying*
an
“ I suffered w ith inflam m ation and
fallin g o f the womb and o th er dis
agreeable fem ale weaknesses. I had
bad spells every tw o weeks th a t would
last from eig h t to ten days and would
have to go to bed. I also had head
ache and backache most of the tim e
and such bearing down pains I could
hardly w alk across the room a t times.
I doctored nearly a ll the tim e for
about two years and seemed to grow
worse all the tim e until la st Septem ber
I was obliged to take my bed, and the
doctors thought an operation waa the
only th in g th at would help me, but
this I refused to have done.
‘Then a friend advised me to try the
Pinkham medicine, which I did, and
after using the first bottle I began to
improve. I took In a ll five bottles o f
Lydia E. Pinkham ’* Blood Purifier,
four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham ’t Dry
Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
P ills and used three packages of Sana
tive Wash, and I am as well now aa I
ever w aa I am more than than kful
every day for my cu re." — M b s . F ba h e
C a r t e r . 3 M errill S t., Amesbury, Maas.
Peanut King Employs 600 Men.
A Moral Lecture.
Miss Upperten— They say there is
a great deal of misery among the
poor.
Miss Gotrox—Well, it ’s their own
fault.
There’s Reggy Van Pelt, for
instance, with only $10,000 a year,
trying to keep a yacht and a stable of
YOU KNOT# WBAT TOD ARB TAKING horses—no wonder he’s miserable!
F. W. Mills as a “ peanut king” has
. had an interesting career. He began
’ life as a peanut vender on a train.
When only 12 years old he bad con
1 tracts with several railroads running
out of Chicago for tho exclusive right
| to sell peanuts on the trains.
J
William Barrow, timekeepr at Gil-
low’s cabinet works, Lancaster, Eng
Life’s Horid Grind.
" I t ’s so tiresome,” sighed the girl land, has lieen in the employ of tbe
in the fur jacket.
"No sooner do ! firm for 66 years. Although 80 years
Intcrurban Badinage.
you get back trom your winter trip of age, he is still active, being invari
"Your town," said the Chicagoan, to the South than you have to begin ably the first on the premises in the
"is called the City of Straits, I be to make up your mind where you arc morning and the last to leave at
lieve. ”
going to spend the summer.
Some night. His father held the keys be
“ Yes,” replied the Detroiter, "and times I think life is hardly worth i fore him.
yours, I suppose, might be known as living. ”
the City of Crooks. ”
Stability oF Wooden Churches.
Some of the wooden churches of
Know Little About the Sky,
Norway are fully 700 years old, and
It is a strange thing how little peo are still in an excellent state of pres
ple know about the sky. It is a part ervation.
Their timbers have suc
of creation in which nature has done cessfully resisted the frosty and al
more for the sake of pleasing man— most Arctic winters because they have
more for the sole and evident purpose been repeatedly coated with tar.
of talking to him and teaching him
If you haven’t a regular, healthy movement o f thé —than in any of her works, and it is
The Fee Was Tempting.
bowels every day. you re sick, or will be. Keep your just the part in which we least al W-d
bowels open, and be well. Force, In the shape of
A
young
couple in southwest
violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous The her.—Ruskin.
.mooLbcBt. easleat. most perfect way or keeping the
Georgia called on a colored minister
ocwala clear and cloan la to take
and offered him a string of fish to
Dressed to S!«y.
marry them. Said the minister: " J
CANOV
“ My!” exclaimed tho young man, mighty positive dat both cr you is
■
^
CATHARTIC
^
who had called to take her out in his too young ter marry, but den you
cutter. “ Fur cap and jacket! You’re looks a heap older den what you is;
dressed to kill. ”
en furder mo’, dey is one t ’ing I
TRADÌ ua * k
"N ot
exactly,” she
replied. wants partickler fer dinner dig day, it
"Merely to sleigh.”
is fish. So jine han’s !”
BEST FOB THE
BOWELS
Queen Wilhelmina is an excellent
lingust, for, hesidies her knowledge of
Malay, she speaks French, German
and Knglish as fluently ns her native
Dutch, and she knows something be
sides of Italiun and Russian.
Epworth League Rales.
A cool, delightful trip can be made
to San Francisco and return by
steamer for only $20 by taking advant
age of the O. R. A N. offer. That
rale includes meals and berth.
Dur
ing July and August the ocean is
smooth and the trip is very beneficial
to health, as it gives perfect rest
under the most pleasant conditions.
Agents of the O. R. A N. anywhere
will tell all about how to make the
trip, or write A. L. Craig, general
passenger agent, Portland.
A Bourns.
"H ere's a distinguished scientist
who says that, after, all, there’s no
thing in germs."
“ Nothing in germs!
Nonsense!
Why look how much the doctors have
made out of them.”
Welsh Language. *
Thn poll taken of Canliff, Wales,
on the question of whether children !
in the hoard schools should be taught .
the Welsh language has resulted in a
majority of 67 votes against it.
W E A T H E R W IÖ E ,
/ O T H E R W IS E !
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FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
FREE TO FARMERS Milwaukee Binders
LEAD
W llh one Lev er R aisin g sn d Low ering D evic*.
Latchless Reel
Concave Drive Wheel
Light Dreft
Our 1901 Vehicle Book
Our 1901 Implement Catalogue
Springtime Resolutions
K o o io y C u r e
Bure re lief f? otn lld u or. opium and tobacco
habiw . Boad for p articu lar« to
CATALOGUE F R E E .
Mitchell, lewis t Stater Co.
Flrxt and Taylor Sta
P o r t l a n d ,
J'
or .
Complete Stock of Water A. Wood Extras.
T h e P e rfe ctio n of W all P la ste r, is a sure p rev en tativ e
ag a in st dam p w alls.
“ AD AM AN T”
LAN D P L A S T E R
Ry usin g it you can in crease the yield o f both
G rain a n d Grass.
THE A D A M A N T O O .,
Agents w anted in every town.
Fool ol l l i h Street.
k
^ ^ r u s s iA N
RmrHand. Ot
P O U LTR Y FOOD
It makes Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying.
It curee Roup, Cholera and All
Diseases. It strengthens young chicks, and manes them grow. Price 2 5c and 50c.
I h I it im ititi, ^
M. r . M. O.
U r H a BN t t u w a r i t t in h g «
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v Í T e .V i
••. I l - I H L
U a d v a r i l a « ra
p ep er.
p ie n e e
St. Poul
F ast Mall
6.0U I». m.
v ia
Bpokane
W alla W alla Lewis 7:00 a. m.
to n ,Sp o k an e, Min
neapolis, St. Paul,
D u lu th , M ilw au
kee, C hlcagoit East
8:10 a. in.
Columbia Rtvor
Steamers.
Dally
E x .S u n d ay
8:00 D. m.
Saturday
10:00 p. m.
4:00 p. m.
E x .Su n d ay
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
Millamette River.
6:45 a. m
L x .S u n d ay
Oregon City, New-
berg, Salem , Ind e
pendence dt Way
Landings.
4:30 p. m.
E x .S u n d ay
Willamette and Yam
3:30 p. m.
7:00 a. in.
hill Rivers.
Mon., Wed.
lu e s ., Thu r.
aud Fri.
and Sat.
Oregon City, Day-
t o n .Ji Way Land
ings.
6:45 a. m.
lu e s ., T hu r
and Sat.
Willamette River.
Portland to C orval
lis & Way Laud-
ing».
4 30 p. ra.
Mon., Wed.
and F ri.
For law rates and o th e r in fo rm atio n w rite t
A. L . C R A IG ,
G eneral Passenger Agent, P o rtlan d , Or.
SOUTH AND EAST
f
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SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Shasta Route.
T rain s leave Drain for P artlan d and way
statio ns a t 12:34 p. m. and 1:23 a. m.
Leave P o rtla n d .................. 8 ::» A. M.
• D ra in
.................... 8:46 P. M.
A rrive A sh lan d ................ 1 2 :» A. M.
“
S a c r a m e n to ............ 5:10 P. M.
“
San F ra n c is c o ........ 7:45 P. M.
Arrive O gden....................... 4:^5 A. M.
-
D e n v e r................. ‘•:30 A .M .
"
K an sas C ity ........... 7:25 A. M.
*• C h icago.................... 7:42 A, M.
Arrive Los A ngeles........... 2:00 P. M.
•* El P a s o ..................... 6:00 P. M.
"
F o rt W orth............. 6 ::» A. M.
•• City of M exico...... I l :30 A. M.
•* H ou ston .................... 7:00 A. M.
“
New O r le a n s .......... 6:30 P. M.
“
W ash in g to n ........... 6:42 A, M.
'• New Y o rk ................. 12:10 P. M.
8:30 P. M,
2:58 A M
12:35 P. M.
5:u0 A. M.
8:45 A. M.
7:00 A. M.
9:15 P .M .
7:25 A .M .
h :: i o p .M ,
8:05 A. M".
6:00 P. M.
6:30 A. M.
11:30 A. M.
7:iH)A. M.
6:30 P. M.
6:42 A. M.
12:10 P. M.
P u llm an and T ou rist ears on both train s.
C h a ir ears h acram en to to Ogden and El Paso,
and T ou rist cars to Chicago, St. Louis, New
O rlean s and W ashington.
C o n n e ctin g at San F ran cisco w ith th e several
e te s m s h iu lin e s for H onolulu, Ja p a n , China,
P h ilip p in e s, C en tral and South A m erica.
See a g en t at Drain statio n or Address
O . H . M ARKHAM , O . P . A .,
P o r tla n d , O r o g o n .
»si ’ r
i
V vi
O R TH E R N
PACIFIC R.R.
N
(Y ellow ston e Park Line.)
THE AULTMAN
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TAYLOR MACHINERY CO.
B u ild ers of H igh G rade
TH RESH ERS, CLO V E R H U LLERS. H O RSE PO W ERS. T R A C T IO N
A N D F A R M ENGINES A N D BOILERS, S A W M ILLS, E T C
EDWARD HUGHES, General Agent.
CatalcftM Mailed Free.
1 8 2 - 1 3 6 M adison S t ., P o rtla n d . O re g o n .
M i s t i o r
t h is
| Cn. Depot, Foot 6th S t. |
a r r iv e . ~
Fast m ail for K alam a,
iK elso, C astle Rock, Win-
lock, C h eh alis. C entra-
lia, South Bend, Monte-!
sano, A berdeen. O^osta,]
O lym pia, T acom a, Seat
tle, V ictoria, Ft. Tow n
send, E lle n sb n rg h , Ros-
lly n . North
Y ak im a,
■Sprague, C h en ey, Spo
kan e, Pullman,*
Gar-
ifield, F arm in g ton . Mos
U :00 a . m cow, C nion tow n , G en 7:50 a. !
esee, R ossland, B. C .;
T ra il, B. C .; Nelson, B.
C .; K also,
M issoula,
B u tte, A naconda. H ele
n a, 8t. P au l, M inneapo
lis, K an sas C ity , Oma
ha, C ouncil Bluffs. St.
Louia, C h icago, W ash
ington. New Y o rk , P h il
adelph ia, B<ston, a n d 1
all points F a»t and
Sou theast.
• DAYS to M inneapolis, O m aha, K ansas City
and St. Paul.
t f o DAYS to M ilw aukee and Chicago.
4*x DAYS t.» W ashington, P h ila
d e lp h ia , New
ladelpl
Y ork, Rohton, a n d o th e r “ E astern
points.
■y Tonne chick«»* commenced dying, and after login* four down I I« r-
d
of your PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD, which »topped them
dytn* and I hn»e ronotontly kept It on hand eror *rnce I can recommend
C R Hit JOIN, La»oh. W uh
It M ju it what la needed in rwiBin* poultry.
J . H u n KM , l o k i t A g e n t , f r o n t i n d T a y l o r -MB , P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n
Baggage ch eck ed through to d e stin atio n o f
tick et.
F o r ileeplng-cm r reserv atio n *, tic k e t*, maps
sn d full in form ation , cal) on o r w rite
A. D. CHARLTON,
list. Get.
F i j i .
Ifu t,
Firtlud, Or.
P ap * » .
SO Y E A R S *
E X P E R IE N C E
P
a ten ts
r a Catalogue, sta tin g w hat you weak to buy.
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REMECIA AGRICULTURAL WORMS,
NBC I A. CA LIFO RN IA .
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. D is io n s
Cowv S I G H T » Ac.
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» „ fre ír s eren a i» oor oh .n i«. t n , »hethrV u
CATALOGUE» r i t e
Torta co. boston .nass.
Salt Lake, Denver,
F t. W orth,Om aha,
K ansas C ity , St.
Louts,Chicago and
East.
l ea v e .
Bend your nam e and P. O. address and we
w ill m ail one or both , as desired, free of «11
charge.
Mwsae os «Tana» uxa ros otret nuce rusa
N'O'v-io Pull Line of Sarm enti and Mots
A tlan tic
bx press
9;U0 p. m.
via Hunt-
ingtou
T h* only route to the Yellowstone National
Park.
<£QlVElty
AND UCP DRY?
4 :30 p m.
T h e only Dining-Car Route from Portland
to the East.
JU ST ISSUED.
la beat lim a to cu re C atarrh ,
B ro n ch itis sn d l'o » .tin ip t;o n .
O a r rew ed y I* a n eren te ed , |i
~ O. ito* a is.
Chicago
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. W orth,O m aha,
Po rtlan d
K ansas C ity , St.
Special
Louis,C hicago and
9:o u a. m.
via
East.
H u n tin g ton .
Long Service as Time Keeper.
W hen vou ta k e G rove’s T a steless C h ill T o n ic,
because tb e fo rm u la ia p la in ly p rin ted on every
................
b
o ttle show fttg
“ IV th a t i It
1 t Is
Iron
Quf-
Is sim ply Iro
n an
a n d O
ut
n in e In a taateleas fo rm . No C u re, N r P ay. 50c
». I. SMITH I CO., (affilo. 1. 1.
TU B
Just Like Him.
Fogg—Bass tolls me that there is
nothing like equestrian exercise. He
says he is positively delighted with it.
Fenderson—H ’m! Just like Bass.
I t ’s all talk. I see him almost every
day out horse hack riding, so lie can’t
possibly have any time for this eques
trian exercise he raves about.
The lead pencil industry in Germany
is at present suffering from American
competition. It is alleged that our
success in this branch of industry is
mostly due to the perfection of the
machinery.
Womam Like, She Is t Linguist
AgatVB
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
America Beating Germany.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
P a c i f i c
TIME SCHEDULE*
Portland, Or.
D er» st
PORTLAND TO CHICAGO
No change of cars.
»
Pleasant. Palatable, Potent. Teete Good. Do Good,
Ne.^r Slekeo, Weeken. or Gripe. lOe.
50e W rite
ror free tem ple, end booklet on health. Addreea
SUrllat
I M f u ,. Chic**.. S ..U .. 1 , I n I«% . MS.
and u n i o n
7 2 HOURS
S ta ts o s O h io , C it t ot T oledo , j
L ucas C ounty .
( *
F sa n k J . CHtNer m akes o ath th a t ha ia th e
sen io r p arter of the firm o f F. J . CHENRY & C o., I
d oin g bu siness in the Citjr of Toledo, County |
an d S ta te aforesaid, and th a t said firm w ill pajr
th e sum ot ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
Lowest R ates, Q u ick est T im e.
and every case of C atarrh th a t c a n n o t be cured
by th e use of H a ll ’« C atarrh C u r e .
FRA N K J.,C H E N E Y
Sw orn to before me and sub scribed in my
FRO M PO RTLAN D .
p rete n ce, this 6th day of D ecem ber, A . D. 1886.
— '*— #
A. W. GLEASON,
g^ L I
N otary Public.
All sailin g dates
SMI p .B .
4:00 p. m.
H a ll’s C atarrh Cure is ta x e n In te rn a lly and act«
su b ject to ch an g e
d ire ctly on th e blood and m ucous surfaces of !
th e system . Send for te stim o n ials, free.
For San F ran cisco —
F . J . C H EN EY <fc CO., Toledo. O.
Sail every 5 days.
Bold bv druggists, 76c.
H a ll’s F am ily F ills ar# tha beau
___i jld / s E . M n k h a e n M m M ,# * *
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O IL . C O
C L M
O
I R
N G
.AC« T «■ H TtLlO
takr
Paterson has the most populous
city ward in the state of New Jersey.
It is the Third ward, with 23,780 peo
ple. Newark has the next largest,
with 23,359. Elizabeth has a ward
with only 6,378 population.
7 M b t o f f s # _________
a n d O o n v lo t lo n t o
o f a l l S M t MfontoH m
C I T Q PvnBanontlF Cured. No flta or norvoutMM
N IB
Aft*r first day'aaMof Dr K !<■•■ Ur**t N m t *
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w. D t L H R li wm. Ltd Ml Arch At.. PhUadol phi«. F k
FOR HEAD AC ML
FON DIZZINESS.
The diseases moat feared are those which are
inherited — handed down from generation to gen
eration, and family to family.
By far the most
destructive of these is Cancer, which finds the
greatest number of its victim* among the children
and grand-children of those whose blood was tainted
with this dreadful malady. You may carry this notion in the blood for yean, but
as the vital power* begin to wane a alight bruise or cut, wart or mole, sore or
pimple may cievelop into Cancer. From middle life to old age i* the time when
the slumbering poison is most apt to break out, a sore or ulcer often degenerating
into Cancer, and Tumors become more progreaaive and ulcerate through the akin,
the sharp, shooting pains causing the most intense suffering.
Tbe Cancer patient naturally grows despondent as one after another the usual
remedie* fail, ami the »ore show* no sign of healing. The impurities that hav«
been accumulating in the system, perhaps for generations, cannot be eliminated nor
the poisoned blood made pure by salves, washes and plasters. The proper treatment
Is to purify and build up the blood, remove the cause, when the sore or ulcer heals.
M u . F r a n k C a r t s b
• M errill S tre e t, A m e»bury,
$ 5 0 0 0 '? ! » &
O regon
S h o r t L in e
Good Tima on the Ocean.
For a perfect rest from business,
nothing equals the steamer trip from
Portland to San Francisco and return
this month and next, when the oefean
is smooth and the days are pleasant
on deck. Every five days a splendid
steamer of the 0 . R. A N. line leaves
Portland. The accommodations are
excellent. Any agent of thecompany
will give details, or address A. L.
Craig, general passenger agent, Port
land.
_____
New Jersey’» Densest Population.
I* Wrapper
Charge foe medical advice.
KIDNEYS
BLADDER
FEMALE
The Wrong Way.
“ Do you wish n o w , " inquired th#
prison visitor, “ that you had followed
the straight and narrow path?"
"D a t’s de one I did foller," replied
Jimmy Dores. If I ’d only dodged
inter dat crooked alley, dey’d never a’
ketched m e."
Sharp Again»! Sharp.
Just about the time when the peo
ple of New Jersey have exterminated
the mosquitoes in response to the ad
vice of the scientific sharp some other
It Was Up to him.
scientific sharps will rise up and tell
Maisise—If I should fall out of this them that the mosquitoes are among
wagon, what would you do?
man’s best friends and they will be
Dick—I ’d catch you in my arms.
compelled to import the creatures
Maisie—Get ready.
and start hatcheries.
The Mary Cutis Lee chapter of the
Daughters of the Confederacy, in Lex
ington, Va., is desirous of purchas
U u t l r a Jirom o-Q uinlne T a b le t, c u r t s c o l d lb
BBOday. N ojcure, N o P a y . P r ic e 2 6 cen t*.
The Story of a Stricken Woman ing the old home of Gen. Stonewall
Jackson in that town for a hospital,
What a Wonder
and if it succeeds will name it the
Whom Doctors Were Not
Bird Denier—Wbat do you mean by
Jackson Memorial hospital. The res
Able to help.
returning thut parrot after keeping
idence is now owned by Gen. Jack
him four montlis? WliHt’s the mut
son’s widow.
From the New*, Conner»ville, Indiana.
ter with him?
The story of Mrs. Nelli# M. Hed-
Custojner—W-w-wcll, the b-b-b-
A Play Upon Words.
den, of No. 621 Summit avenue, Con-
blumed b-b-b-bird st-st-st-uttersl
"
Is
n
’t
it
kind of brother Harry?”
ncrsville, Ind., contains an important
lesson for many American women who said Mrs. De Style, "h e has promised
H m iiis H . n a C a . c a r e t .
Baby r e t . th e ben^At.
N ursing m o th e r, suffer in silence rather than face the to buy me one of those fashionable
m ake th eir m ilk mildly purgative w ith raaear-
poodles for a pet. ”
eta. Ih e only asfe lax ativ e for b ab ies. A lld ru g - ordeal that the usual treatment of
"Madame,” replied Mr. De Style,
g lltk , 10c, 26c, 600.
their troubles entail. It is a story
that rings with honest gratitude and who despised these poodles, “ I give
If your brother
Wall Named.
does not tell half the misery tluit the you fair warning.
Cora—Why is that artist called an narrator endured. Other women who leaves a pet in this house I shall
are suffering as Mrs. Hodden did will leave this house in a pet. ”
impressionist?
Merritt—Because a picture of his know how to understand and appre
“ The A. B. C. of Photography” by
looks as if be laid the canvas on a ciate much that cannot be told in a
Mrs. Jfedden’s Fayctto J . Clute is one of the ¡test text
palatte full of colors and took tin newspaper article.
experience is best given in her own books for amateurs ever published.
impression.
words. 8he says:
Price 25 cents by mail. Camera Craft
"F o r nearly a year I endured terri Pub.Co.,330 Sutter St.,San Francisco.
You Don’t Own the Earth,
ble agony caused by a general break
But you feel like being king of the ing down of the nervous system, fe
Mig Ancestors.
ocean when you get started to Ban male weakness and suppression of the
Father Mulcaughey (calling)—Oi
Francisco on the O. It. A N. steamers periods. I suffered greatly with bear
leaving Portland every five days. ing down naini and was very weak suppose these pictures in yes parlor
The surroundings are perfect—good and short of breath. My circulation are av yor ancestors?
Pat O’Callahan (acquiescing)— Y is;
meals, fine lierths, quick time, and was very bad, causing numbness of
officer* of the steamer are attentive limbs, dizziness and headache all the some av thim are moi aunt’s sisters,
but mohst av thim are moi wife's re
and capable. Round trip tickets for) time.
My heurt would sometimes
the Epworth League convention cost feel as if there was a heuvy weight on lations.
only $20, including meals and berth. it. I had never been healthy and
Good only on steamers leaving Port strong, so you can readily see that I
T O C U R E A C O L D IN O N E D A T
T a k a L a x a tiv e Rrom o Q u in in e T a b lets. All
land July 11 und 16.
was in mi condition to withstand such
s t s refund th e m on ey If i t fa lls-to cu re.
drove'* sla n a tu re la on each b o x . 2 -c
a combination of ailments.
Mlicry Love» Company.
" I grow worso very rapidly and all
The Iceman.
“ And was every one of you seasick the doctors I tried failed to check my
coming over?”
"Certainly nobody can deny that
decline. A friend of my husband
“ Oh, yes; we were all in the samo told him bow much good Dr. Wil giving a smaller piece of ice than is
boat. ’’
liams’ Pink Pills had done his wife just ut times the fault of some ico
so I commenced taking them and can men. ”
I d o n o t b e lie v e P ls o ’a C u r e fo r C o n -
“ Unquestionably. ”
■ iiin p tiu n lia s au ctju a l fo r c o u g h * a n d now state that they are the only re
“ And doesn’t it make the fault
The first box helped
c o ld * ,— J oh n K. H o y k s , T r i n i t y S p r in g * , lief I ever had.
iud., Feb. 15..1000.
me so much that I was thoroughly greater when they lay it at other
convinced of the efficacy of the rem people’s doors?”
Millions for Tulane University,
edy. I continued the treatment for
Mrs. Newcomb, who died recently several weeks, using six boxes in all.
M o th e r s w ill fin d M rs. W in s lo w ’s S o o t h
In New York, left $.’t,000,000 to Tu
" Ill conclusion I will say that if in g S y r u p t h e b e s t r e m e d y to u * e to r t h e i r
lane ITnlter»i(y.
She had already any one, who is suffering the saino as ohlldren d u r in g th e te e th in g p e rio d .
given $750,000
to this university.
I was, will take Dr. Williams’ 1’ink
- .-A--
"
Thought He Waa Gctt ng Personal.
Pills as directed they will bo reward
H o I t t ’S S c h o o l .
ed."
"
I
hear you and Walshingham
At Men
if etilo Park, 8an Mateo County, Cul., with
Signed, E L L IE M. HEDDEN.
have fallen out,” said Hawley.
Its bee i« i h t ft til. su rro u n d in g s, per foot clim a te ,
c h i elii 1 Vuiperv lin n ,
thorough iiiN truetlon,
Subscribed und sworn to la-fore me
“ Yes, ’’replied Hicks. " î l e asked
co m p lete laboratories, xml gym n asium , enaily this 14th day of Novcntlier, 1900.
me to design a crest for him. and I
n a ntaiiih Its position in to e fro n t ran k s of
sch oo ls f$r boys on th e Pacific Coast. Ira Cl.
Finley H. Gray,
suggested a pig rampant upon a wax
'l o i t t , Ph| D., P rin cip al.
Seal
Notary Public.
ed floor as consistent with his name,
Dr. Willatns’ Pink Pills for Pale and he lost his temper. ’’
Farms In Vermont
People are sold at nil druggists or
For Vermont tho enumerators re- will be sent direct from I>r. Williams
Stamps Hav a Boom.
port 33,K)0 farms-; in 1880 there were Medicine Company, Schenectady, N.
The great rise in value of lute was
35,622 and.ii« 1800 32,573. The num Y. Price 50 cents per box ; six boxes,
that sheet of 100 two cent Pan-Amer
ber of farfns ii\ 1000 is 536 in excess $2 50.
ican stamps, in which the accidental
of that of 1890, and 2,413 less than
inversion of the picture in the center
in 1880.
Uses of the Day.
"T h e pro|iosition to aliolish ladies’ increased the market value of each
stump from two cents to $20.
T h « I S s .t .F r w .o r l p t l o n f a r M a l a r i a
day at the club was voted down. ’’
C h ills an d Fever Is a b o ttle of U to v e’s T a steless
"Y e s ?”
C h ill T o n ic, i l i a sim p ly Iron Slid q u in in e In
S U s te ls a * form . No c u r e . No P ay. P rice 60c.
“ Yes; it develops that there is
hardly a member who does not, in
A Natural Inference.
point of fact, enjoy meeting his w: e
Parkvifle—There* talk of getting occasonally.”
tip a milk trust.
Kockaway—111 bet that would be
watered. '
Zzx.WK’&iS?
HEAD
Mrs. Lots— Hasn’t that man next
Appreciative.
door got a mortgage on his place?
Mr. Lots—Yes, indeed, he has.
"Y ou seem quite hilarious this
"W hy does he refer to the property morning. ”
as a parcel?”
" I am. I had a terrible attack of
"Because it ’8 tied up, I suppose.” neuralgia that kept me awake all
night, last night.”
T h e P a n -A m e ric a n E x p o s itio n
“ Joking, eh? Why should you be
W ill be th e g r e a te s t t h is c o u n tr v h a s e v e r
neen. T h e e n tir e m a c h in e r y w ill be ru n by so happy on account—"
p o w e r fu r n is h e d fro m N ia g a r a K a ils . A l-
"Because I haven’t got it now.
th o u g h th e p o w e r re q u ire d is e n o r m o u s we T h at’s why.”
j b e liv e th is c a t a r a c t is e q u a l to th e t a s k .t h e
H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla
Activity.
SCATARRA
Palmyra, Mo., probably has the
only woman city attorney in the
United States. She is Miss Ander
son, 23 years old, and, in addition to
her practice as a lawyer, is a political
speaker. She got her first impetus
to study law by reading Blackstone
while she was convalescing from an
attack of typhoid fever.
D E IS L E R P A T E N T S
COM PANYa
C h a m b m r o f C om m i
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Secures paten t« for in re n tio a «
tn th e r a t t e d iHate* and foreign
co u n tries. Also n egotiates m ar
k ets a n t d efends p a ten t in v en
tion«. *- • •
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No b e tte r terras or fa c ilitie s
th a n we offer o b ta in a b le an y
w here.
Paym ent of our fee«
m ay be deferred till p ate n t ia
allow ed. W rite for pem phtet.
oent f r e e . «»Most i n p f T f e r e W M » patenti
take? ilrKgib^Uun»?!Tn5 ¡ten
epurimi entier. w|t Yyout «berge, tn th«
Scientific Jwertom.
A h andsom ely fl lu «t rated w eeklv. t o r e e s * etr-
eniatlou o f e n * «meortfle Journal. T e n u ». |3 a
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