It Cloudad
H «r
woman. I know of but oue thing that
has disturbed her mind since she
joined the church, last month."
“ Some question In theology?”
‘‘Not exactly. It was more serious
than that. She was riled because a
woman on the next street, who owes
her an Invitation, failed to ask her to
a Dutch lunch."—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
D a m ia it fo r M o re
B a t t le s h ip s .
When tbs .Secretary of the Navy recently
demanded more battleships, Conyress con­
sidered his reroniinendations favorably
and authorized the construction o f set era i
powerful warships. Protection is what our
seap o-ts ramus, and fortifications will
not adequately supply this. Defense against
a ll disorders ot the digesive organs, such
as dyspepsia, constipation, biliousness,
rheumatism and nervousness, is adequate­
ly a ffo rd ed by that efficient remedy, Hos­
tetler's Stomach bitters. Try it.
Offered a Small Figure.
A few days since a popular attorney
called upon another member of the
prof ession and asked bis opinion upon
a certain point of law. The lawyer to
whom the question waa addressed
drew himself up and said: "I gen­
erally get paid for what I know." The
questioner drew a half dollar from his
pocket, handetl it to the other and
coolly remarked: "TelJ me all you
know and give me the change.”
RHEUMATISM
Caused
by
of the
an
Im pure
Condition
Blood— How It
May
Be Permanently Cured.
From the Mirror, Manchester, N. H.
Although rheumatism is ono of the
most painful and dangerous of the
many troubles which utilict mankind,
it can be permanently cured if a prop­
er course of treatment is taken. The
real cause of rheumatism is the pres­
ence of acid in the blood and the
only cure is to purify, nourish and
strengthen this vital fluid. The best
specific yet discovered for this purpose
is Dr. W illia m s’ Pink Pills for Palo
People and the number of cures they
have effected in cases of this stubborn
disease is wonderful
Mrs. 8 . 1),
Loveland, of No. 133 West Hancock
street, Manchester, N. H ., was cured
of a severe attack of rheumatism by
the use of this remedy. She says:
"Several years ago one of my knees
was injured by a fall. About the first
of June, 1897, rheumatism set in and
at last got so had that I could not
bend my knee. It was very painful
and I was unable to move about. I
tried various remedies, but not one of
them relieevd me in any way.
" I n the latter part of August,
nearly three months after the pain
and stiffness began, a friend, Mrs.
Kothwell, of Everett, Mass., told mo
of Dr. W illia m s’ Pink Pills for Pale
People. I willingly gave them a trial
and experienced relief in a few days.
I emit min'd until f had taken three
boxes and was able to bend the knee
and go up and down stairs without
difficulty.
I have since taken the
pills a number of times for other
troubles and always with good results.
” 1 havo recommended Dr. W illiam s'
Pink Pills for Falo People many times
I have not learned with what effect
they were taken, excepting in the case
of two of my relatives and a young
woman living in my family, each of
whom was greatly benefited. I feel
that I cannot say too much in favor
of the pills. ”
Signed,
M R 8 . S. D. L O V E L A N D .
Subscribed and sworn to Indore me
this 27th day of February, 1901.
JO H N O. L A N E ,
Seal
Notary Public.
At all druggists or direct from Dr.
W illiam s Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y .
Price, 50 cents per box; six
boxes, |2.50.
Hat an Enviable Record.
Charlea Bellamy has been a flreman
for 16 years on the Chicago, Burling­
ton ft Quincy railroad, and has never
mlaged a trip. During that time he
has traveled 606,840 miles, and burned
32,501 tons of coal.
T h e B a it Preeerlp tlon ror M a la ria
Chilli and Fever Is s bottle of Urove’i TuteleM
Chill Tonic. It li limply Iron and quinine In
i taaleloii form. No Cure, No Pay. Price 60c.
River of Ink.
In Algeria a river of ink is formed
by the conjunction of two streams,
one of which is impregnated with
iron, and the other, which drains a
peat bog, with gallic acid.
The mix­
ture of the iron and the acid results
in ink.
OARFIKI.D TKA. the medicine that
Purifies the blood and cleans»*
the system, bring*» good health
to all who use it.
It is matte
from herbs.
Druggists sell it.
As (o Some handwriting.
Fred— Do you think a m an’s char­
acter is shown in his handwriting?
Kate— If it is, some of them must
be perfectly arcadful.
Your guide and guard is the famous
Oregon Blood Purifier, tested and true.
U»e It now.
Whir« They Went.
Of 700 ten dollar marked hills paid
on a Saturday night by a Massachu­
setts manufactory to its hands, 400
by the following Tuesday were depos­
ited in the Ixtiik by the saloon keep­
ers.
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CONSUMPTION
V"
UH
What suffering frequently results
from a mother’s ignorance ; or more
frequently from a mother's neglect to
properly instruct her daughter !
Tradition says “ woman must suf­
Rider Haggard has written sn ac­
count o f travel In the Holy Laud, which fer,” and youug women are so taught.
There is a little truth and a great deal
Is soon to be published.
of exaggeration in this. I f a you j g
In The Palace of the King, by Marion woman suffers severely she needs treat­
Crawford, lias gone Into Its one hun­ ment, and her mother should see that
dredth thousand. This author has some ahe gets it.
Many mothers hesitate. to take their
thirty-six works to bis name.
daughters to a physician for examina­
The habit of book buying Is just as tion : but no mother need hesitate to
strong and easily maintained as the write freely about her daughter oi
habit of saving money The interest ou herself to Mrs. Pinkham's Laboratory
the investment Is greater than that on at Lynn, Mass., and secure from a
woman the most efficient advice with
accumulated money.
out charge.
Beulah Marie Dtx. the author of two
popular stories of old New England
life, Hugh Uwyth and Soldier Itlgdale,
has written another novel. It will be
called The Making of Christopher Fer-
(Jertrude Franklin Atherton, author
of Senator North and other works. Is
turning her attention to wbat Is called
"serious literature.” She Is to write the
Life of Alexander Hamilton, and Is en­
gaged In searching after data In Santa
Crux, W. I., the birthplace of Hamil­
ton.
Annie Trumbull Slosson has written
one of her characteristic New England
stories, published by James Potts &
Mrs. August Pfalzgraf, of South
Co., under the title of White Christo­ Byron. Wis.. mother of the young lady
pher. This author Is well known as whose portrait we here publish, wrote
the writer of Flshin’ Jimmy, and any­ in January. 1889, saying her daughter
had suffered for two years with irreg­
thing from her pen is sure to be read­ ular menstruation — had headache all
able.
the time, and pain in her side, feet
Tnuinmuy, on which the eyes of all swelled, and was generally miserable.
New York, male and female, iudeed of She received an answer promptly with
advice, and under date of March.
half America, are turned, has attracted the mother writes again that Lydia E.
the attention of Robert Barr. He has Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cured
Mulshed a novel dealing with that sub­ her daughter of all pains and irregu­
ject, and liu could not have chosen a larity.
Nothing in the world equals Lydia B.
more timely theme, Mr. Burr lias es­
pecially prepared himself for this work. Pinkham's great medicine for regu­
lating woman's peculiar monthly
From the Abbey Press comes a book troubles.
full of Information and Interest for
boys and girls, under the title of The
New Swiss Family Robinson. Miss
he'd Hit It Some Day.
Helen Pomeroy, tile author, is suid to
Scribbler—
W h y <lo you send ho
have a good knowledge of the scenery
and products of the country of which many stumps with your poems?
Srrawler— Some oditor muy lx* hard
she writes—the Amazon region of
up some day and swipe the stumps.
South America.
Ail Am erican Career.
In 1807, In the graduating class of
the Brooklyn Polytecbalc Institute,
w iih a youth of 17. mi Hied Charles K.
Flint, lie was horn in Maine, but
raised in the City of Churches. At
that time he lmd earned an enviable
reputation for Indomitable application
und enormous power of work, lie was
not n brilliant aebolar or speaker, but
In the Milton Literary Club, com|H>scd
of the brightest students of the Insti­
tute. be was regarded na one of Its
ablest members. After graduation, be
entered Into commercial life, and be­
anie first a clerk and theu a Junior
partner In a small shipping bouse
known as William It. Grace ft Co. The
firm had an unpretentious office In
downtown New York, and was Insig­
nificant compared with the older and
larger houses o f the neighborhood. Yet
through the genius of Its members, and
es|HN'lally of Flint. It wns destined to
become a great financial power, aud Its
members to be multi millionaires. The
young man applied to business the
same principles that had made him
successful In the Institute. Within ten
years he was a wealthy man. At 40 he
wns worth more than a million; to day
he la ranked among the great capital­
ists o f the world. —Frank Leslie’s Pop­
ular Monthly.
An Early Impression.
■‘Poop!» ought to 1 h > mighty careful
ahont the way they educate their chil­
dren." »aid St'iiator Sorghum.
“ 1 suppose there are many thing* you
would arrnnge differently If you could
go hack and superintend yotir own
ohlldhood?"
“ Ye*. For Instance, my thoughtless
teacher» »at me down In front of a copy
hook and made me write ‘Honeaty 1»
the best policy’ over and over again.
They dinned It Into me so hard that my
young spirit revolted, and I have had
an aversion to that motto ever alnce."—
Washington Star.
I
Then he
poem.
would
have to
keep
the
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc.
Mitchell Bicycles “ LOW-DOWN CYCLONE”
and u n i o n
S25
- $30 - $35 - $40
OXFORD, DEFENDER
and DUNLOP TIRES
Dunlop Steel Rims. Full Line o f Sundries.
Agents Wanted. Send for Catalogue.
Definition.
FI
rat and Taylor Sts.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet»
A ‘Thresher designed by us for thresh­
ing in the foothills. Write us for par­
ticulars.
R U S S E L L & CO.
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co.,
PO R TLAN D , OR.
Portland and Spokane
NEW LIFE TO OLD FENCESI
Hcuf?
By Uaing*Our
T he A nchoe F ence .
T a x O ld F i s c s .
Biles
for
Lazy
Garfield Tea hns long been rec­
ognized as the greatest remedy
:o bowel and liver troubles;
It
made from simple herbs that
Vs T
cur
chronic constipation.
Educational
—
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
ÍT--
Permanently Cured. No fita or nervousness
after firm day's imeof Dr K line’s Great Nerve
Restorer Semi for KKEFJgvi.OO trial bottle and treat-
is*. Du. R. II K linic . Ltd..931 ArchSt., Philadelphia,P*
FITS
C la m p B efore U sing .
Cattle, Sheep and Hog Tight.
Write for Prices and Catalogue.
A gent» Wanted in
Every Town.
The Portland Anchor Fence Co.
The Proper Th ing .
Mistress— I hope I did n’t disturb
you and your lover when I went into
the kitchen last night?
Cook— Not at all, mum 1 Oi told
hi ill you was my chappyrone!
ADVANCE THRESHER CO.
Factory, Battle Creek, Michigan.
JO H N P O O LE, Portland, Oregon,
H O W 'S
A ll.
TO Cl'RK A c o r n IN ONK DAY
Take L axative Bromo q u in in e Tallirla. A ll
Iruggluts refund the m oney If It falls to cure.
K. W. Grove's alznaluro Ison eaeh boz. 2.v.
8:40 a.m.
St. Paul
Fast Mail
6:00 p. m.
via
Spokane
1
Walla Walla I-ewis-j 7.00 a. m.
ton,Spokane,Min-!
neapolis,St. Faut,|
Duluth. Milwau­
kee, C h 1 cagovk Las t
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
FROM
T n i 9 r.
..'e offer One Hundred Dollars Howard for any
ease o f Catarrh that van not bo cuts 1 by* Hall's
Catarrh Cur .
F. J. C::F.NF.Y A CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We the underpinned, have known F. J. Cheney
for ta e past 16 years, and believo him perfectly
Itoni - abl in a ll bu.in ss Iransuctious and tln-
au ciall- able tu carry out any obllgnUona made
by their firm.
W est * T r c a x .
Wholesale Druegista, Toledo, " ,
W aubing , K in n a n ft M arvin,
V. nolesale Drug -1st», Toledo. O.
H all'aCatarrh Cure iat ken .n: rnally,acting
‘ iree.iy on the blood and m .oou» surfaces ot
thosyst ui. P rl e 7So per b o 'lie. Sold by all
drug ista. Teatimoni.ds free.
U all'a F am ily P ill- r th • l«s t-
How She Knew.
“ That horrid Maud has been gos­
siping aImiit me. ”
“ W hy. how do you know?”
Clubberly— Old man, do you ever
“ She kissed me twice when we met
have any doubts about your love for
todav. ”
her?
Castleton— Oh, yes; but when it
Ilu s h l lim i t Y ou l l . a r t h « K a b y d r y ?
comes on I get down a stack of un­
The only safe medicine for sour curd colic in
paid bills and look them over.
niireinz ha lues is ( ‘ «»carets Candy Cathartic,
Bringirg It Back.
'la k e m other'» m ilk raihlly purirative.
mat». 10 c. s ', . *«»•.
PO RTLAND .
All sailing dates
biibjeci td change
0:00 p.m.
4:00 p. m.
S to rm th o C o u p lt a n d
W o rk a O f f th o C o ld .
O n the train.
la x a tiv e firomo-qutnlne T a b le t, cure « c o l d In
oneilay. No cure. No Pay. Price 26 cents.
lot* o ’ them.
Lv. Riparia
h . m.
Daily
Columbia River
bteamers.
4:00 p.m.
Kx. Sunday
To Astoria ami Way
Landings.
Willamette River.
4:.‘U)p. m.
Kx.Sunday
Oregon City, New-
berg, Salem, Inde­
pendence Si Way
landings.
AMIIsmette and Yam-
3:30 p. m.
hill Rivers.
Mon.. Wed.
ami Fri.
Oregon City, Day
ton, A Way Land­
ings.
Willamette River.
4-30 p.m.
Mon., Wed.
ami Fri.
Portland to Corval-
lia Si \\ ay Land­
ings.
Snake River.
Uiparin to Lewiston
Lv.Lewiston
Daily
9 a. in.
the best bargains in
Boilers and Engines,
Pumps and General
us before buying.
A. L. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agent, Portland. Or.
SO U T H AN D EAST
---- V IA ----
SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Branch House, Portland, Oregon.
Shasta Route.
T o be Prosperous, Use the
“ADVANCE” THRESHER
The greatest money-maker. For price«
and catalogue see “ Advance’ *
agents, or write
Advance Thresher Co«, Portland, Or.
M. E. and E. T . Hay, Wilbur, Wash.
POULTRY
NETTING.
Buy from the manufacturer. Price in lull rolls
2 feet wide, 1A0 feet long........................ 11.04
3 •' 44
44 44
44 ........................ . 2.47
4 44
•*
*
44
“ ........................ .. 3.30
6 44
44 44 44
44 ........................ „ 4,12
6 44 44
44 44
44 .................... ..... 4.03
A ll Kinds of Wire and Iron Work.
P O R T L A N D W IR E A IR O N W O R K S
N . P . N . U.
W
CMi«imK'-Lo«ncA
Or address
A. H. BOYLAN, Portland, Or.
FOR CATALOGUE AND PRICES.
N o. 17—1901«
H U X w r it in g tf* a d v e r t i s e r s
m e n tio n th is p a p e r .
p le a s e
THIS BIG OIL BOOM.
H E ISN E R & CO., OF PO R TLA N D ,
E X P L A IN TH E SITUATION.
The rapidly increasing discoveries of petro­
leum oil on the Pacific Coast arecreating much
excitem ent. Already in California many peo­
ple have grown suddenly rich iroin oil. Oil
w ells are being bore«! in Oregon aud Washing-
inn, and in fact all up and down the o« ast.
Even more ex citin g times of quickly gained
w ealth are coining soon. Hcisner A Co., oi
Portland. Oregon, are publDhing an interests
in g pamphlet tellin g all about the pro<pect-
and probable future developments. This in­
form ation w ill lead plenty of people to riches
Anyone can have it for the asking by sending
their address this month to MESSRS. HEISNfcft*
A: CO., Commercial Block, Portland, Oregon.
WANTED—L IV E AGENTS
Trains leave Newberg for Portland and wav
stations at 7:55 a. m. and for Dalias 6:40 p. in'.
Leave Po rtla n d ............ .. 8 :30 A . M.
“
A lb a n y ............. . ..1-' :30 P., M.
A rrive Ashland............ . 12.55 A . M.
*• Sacram ento...... .. ó:: 10 P. M .
•4 San Francisco .. 7: 15 P. M.
A rrive ( ïgden............... ..4 : ■>.'» A. M.
»• :3<) A M
“
Denver ............
14 Kansas C ity...... .. 7 : 25 A. M.
4*‘ Chicago............. ... 7:42 A M
A rrive Los Angeles......... 2:(M) P M.
El Paso.............. .. f. :0O P M.
44 Fort Worth........ .. 6:;3o A. M.
44 City o f Mexico.. . 1! :.0 \ M.
•4 Houston............ . 7: (to A. M.
44 New O rleans........ 6 :30 P M.
•• W ashington...... . 6: 42
M.
44 N ew Y ork .......... 12:I0 P. M
8: : î 0 P
11:35 A.
12
P.
5::n0 A.
8: 4.» A.
7 ;W) A.
9:I5 P.
7; 25 A.
8:3o P.
8: 05 A .
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Pullman and Tour -i l e»irs o h both trai us.
C hair ears »"aerameL to to Ogden » nd El Paso,
and Tourist ears to Chicago, St. Louis, New
Orleans and Washington.
Conne» t ng at San Francisco w t i the several
steamship lines for Honolulu. Japan, China,
Philippines, Central and South America.
See agent at Newb».** station or address
O. H. MARKHAM, G. P. A .,
Portland, Oregon.
In all towns o f Oregon, W ashington and Idaho,
IO R T H E R W
LE R O Y
M odel SO,
$ 3 5 .0 0 .
LE R O Y
Model 50,
$ 3 5 .0 0 .
P0RTLAN0 DELIVERY.
PORILANJ DELIVERY.
T O S E L L L E R O Y B IC Y C L E S
LISTED A T 030.00, 005.00 A ND 040 00.
G U AR AN TE E D TO J A N U A R Y 1, 1902.
g M F * W RITE FOR CATALO G U E, DISCOUNTS AND TERMS.
PA CIFIC R -R .
(Yellow stone I’ark Line.)
T h « only Dining-Car Route from Portland
to the East.
; The only route to the Yellowstone National
Park.
I.EAVK.
H EN R Y G O O D M AN A COM PANY,
. . . . 1 20 F IR S T S T R C F T . . . .
Jobbers o f Bicycle Sundries.
Portland, Oregon.
Free Trial 30 Days
For the next .30 days we w ill ship this
050.00 machine on .3« d a y s ’ fr e e t r ia l
in your own home for 021.75. Send th is
ad. and your name for full description
and our fr e e t r ia l o ffe r . Wc also sell
• 4 0 .0 0 H le y r le a for • ‘¿0.**.V
W r it e
t o d a y . This is a chance of your lifetime.
W hen a traveler in the Grand
A Prodigy-
Duchy of Baden, Germany, wants to
Kiml I.mly— Have you a father?
send a telegram while he is in tin-
Kaggod Reggio— Nope— nuvver had
train, he writes the message on a ono o ’ thorn.
postcard with the request that it W
Kind l.ndv— And your mother?
wired, puts on a stamp, and drops it
Ragged Reggie— Nuvver had none.
into the train letter Imx.
At flu-
Kind Lady— No brothers— no sis-
next station flic Imx is cleared and tora?
the message sent out.
Ragged Reggie— Gosh, ve»! I got
I n |>r;.of. Foot 6tl S
IKRIVB.
Fast mail for Kalaina.
( ¡M ile Rock. Win-
lock, Chehalis. < entra-
lia, South Bend, Monte-
sano, Aberdeen, O.’osta.
Olympia, Tan m*. Seat­
t le . Victoria, Ft. Town­
send, Kllensburgli. Kos-
hrn. North
is ila ii,
Sprague, Cheney, Sp<t-
kane, Pullman.
Gar­
field. Farmington. Mos-
« m cow, Uniontown, Gen- - -v» _ _
esee. Knasland. B. C\; ‘
» m
Trail, B. t\; Nelson, B.
jU.; Kalso.
Missoula,
Butte, Anaconda. Hele­
na, St. Paul, Minneapo-j
11 is, Kansas City, Oma­
ha, Council Bluffs, st.
Louis, Chicago, Wash­
in gton . New York, Phil
adelphia, Boston, and:
,all points Ea>t and;
Southeast.
People s Supply Co., Box 287 B>
SE A T T L E , W A S H IN G T O N .
K in g and P re a id e n t.
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • a «a ,• • •••••
6:00 a. m.
Tues., Thur
and Sat.
MCCORMICK
Drug-
M o th e rs w ill fin d Mrs. W in s lo w 's S o o th ­
in g S y ru p the best r e m e d y to use lo r th eir
c h ild re n d u r in g ih e te e th in g period.
Dally
Ex.Sunday
ft:U0 i>. m.
Saturday
10:00 p. in.
Foot of Morrison Street,
Can give you
l Buggies, Plows,
Windm ills and
Machinery. See
Every Prosperous Farmer has a
Limitations.
“ H aven ’t you any of your grand
First Cavalier— The king can do no
mother's old things, Mrs. Newdaah?”
w rong!
‘N o ; but I ’ve got a lot of candle­
Second Cavalier— Ah, yes!
And
sticks, old tables and chairs that be­
what a wearisome life a k in g’s must
longed to a woman who lived next
lie, to be sure!
door.”
Was
Salt Lake, Denver.
Ft. Worth,Omaha,
Kan>as City, St.;
Louis,Chicago and
Last.
74 » Nicolai St., PO R TLA N D , Oregon.
149 K ron e 1st., P o r t la n d . O re g o n .
Th a t
A tlantic
Express
9.00 p. m.
via Hunt­
ington
It N ever S lips after closing
FARM, RAILROAD AND L A W N FENCE.
Or w rite
6 , Ilk Kl.
Y o u r love letters,” wrote a Boston
man to bis New York fiancee, gently,
but firmly, “ are not couched in the
exactest E n glish .”
“ My love letters,” replied she, "are
not for publication, but merely as a
guarantee of good faith,
4:90 p.m.
7:00 a. m.
Tues.. Thur
and Sat.
Taken at His Word.
A .— Y ou cannot offend me. I com­
pletely ignore you.
H.— Y o u r ignorance troubles m
very little.
The Ancestral Relic Chase.
QREGONßlOOO pURIFIE/t
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Worth,Omaha.
Kansas City, St.
Louis, Chicago ami
East.
6:00 a. m
Lx.Sunday
Influence.
“ Marie, it is queer that you never
buy me the kind of a necktie that I
want. ”
"A rth u r, I don’t try to buy the
kind you want.
I buy the kind you
ought to want. ”
I'is o 's C u re ea iiim t be to o h ig h ly spoken
ut as a co u g h cure.— J. W . 0 ’ B r i k n .32‘J
T h ir d A v e .. N . , M I in neu polis, M in n ., Jan.
Bears the
Signature
Chicago
Portland
Special
9:u0a. in.
▼ ia Hunt-
lbgtou.
if
-
how little it would cost y o u ’to fix up
that old fence. Wetter send for some
Anchor Clarnpi and Uprights, and a
pair o f our pinchers, and make your old
w ire fence look like a new one.
ANC H O R FENCE looks so nice and
is so strong that farm er« sometimes
think that it must be high priced. It
isn’t, though.
Children
In Guiania a child is slow in its
movements the parents apply an ant
tu the child instead of a whip to make
it move faster. This little ant bites
more cruelly than a mosquito and its
bite is apt to lie troublesome after-
wa rd.
.
Th e Man and the Microbe.
C A S TO R IA
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For San Francisco-
Sail every 5 days.
YOU K N O W W H A T Y O U A R E T A K IN G
When you take Grove’s Taatele«» Chill Tonic,
on every
eve:
‘ tiecaime the ‘ formula
‘ ' ia plain ly printed
ir in ted on
bottle showing that it Is »im p ly y Iron and Qul-
nine in a tasteleas form . N o Core,
N'o Pay 60c.
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A t this point in the fable the Man
marveled greatly in that he had not
met the Microbe long since.
“ In wbat guise have you traveled,
pruy?” asked the Man.
“ W hy, for the most part in the
guys who did n ’t boil the drinking
water!” replied the Microbe, candidly.
Of course,
hygienic
science was
destined to change nil this.
T" 4 Portland.
»t -,CHf ° n
ULES
Or.
Artificial Loin Chop«
That our food w ill some day be
[built up chemically from nitrogen,
cat bon and other necessary elements
is a fascinating theory upon which
most scientific men look skeptically.
M. Bert helot, however, is cited as an Great Com bination o f Strength and Beauty.
eminent believer, and he is stated to • T he T ie T h a t B inds ."
See Our Anchor Clamp
foresee laitli artificial meat and arti-
ficial bread.
Yon would be surprised It you knew
Ants’
P a c i e i c
D zfa « t
Anchor Clamps and Uprights.
This signature is on every box of the genuino
Uia raiuedy th a t r n r « « a r o l . I flu o n « d a y
OREGON
S h o r t L in e
Successful Scientific E gg Sellers.
Danish eggs are taking the lead for
their good qualities, thanks to the
system of co-operation and selection
adopted by the producers. Every egg
«hell supplied carries the name of its
raiser, and as the eggs are all tested,
a bad egg is traced home.
Each
raiser must supply eggs thrice a week.
The central authority can reject an
egg several days old.
The eggs are
tested and sorted according to their
size by an automatic machine.
‘‘W hat do you mean when you al­
lude to our friend as a hypercritical
person?"
“ A bypricitieal person,” answered
Senator Sorghum, “ is one who sub­
jects things to unreasonable tests.
He is the sort of a man who w ill take
a speech that has made a hit and sit
calmly down and try to parse it.”
rlngliam.
What They Do.
Several women have taken up Index
lug. Their patrons aro people who
keep scrapbooks, und who are too busy,
or, as Is more often the case, too negli­
gent, to Index for themselves. The
work is slow and laborious. It de
mauds a wide literary knowledge and
often a knowledge of French and Ger­
man. The pay is moderate, being usu
ally $3 a day.
Artistic and fancy bookbinding Is
practiced by eight or ten women In
New York city. This Is a skilled trade,
of the highest class, demanding both
technical skill and urtlstlc ability. Two
of the binders have done such good
work as to muke them moderately fa­
mous.
A Vassar girl with a penchant for
chemistry found herself thrown upon
her own resources three years ugo, and
adopted for her dally work the giving
of Instruction to members o f her sex
upon the subject of cold cream. To
the uninitiated this seems a very simple
matter, but In truth It Is very complex.
It Involves a knowledge of the various
fats and oils, Including spermaceti, co­
coa butter, wax, Japanese wax, almond
cream, Imioliiie ami such medical In­
gredients as benzoin, camphor, uiyrrh,
carbolic ucld, sulphur, arsenic, zinc and
white lead.
Entertaining children Is another new
occupation. It demands much tact and
InHulte patience. Writing sentiments,
letters and club addresses for Indolent
women of leisure Is followed by many
ex-school teachers and college alum­
nae,- Evening Post.
Minded.
Left handedness is said to be very
common in birds and animals.
Par­
rots seize objects with their left claw
by preference or exclusively. The
lion strikes with the left paw, and
Livingstone stated as his opinion that
all animals are left handed. The
parrot has been found to make a
readier use of the left claw for clim b­
ing than the right.
Sudden and Severe
Edward V II is some months older
than President McKinley, who has just
started In on his fifty-ninth year. King
Edward is now in the fifth month of
his sixtieth year.
N e u ra lg ia
New Boarder— Can I get my meals
on time
Landlady— No: you will have to pay-
in advance.— Harlem Life.
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A. D. CHARLTON,
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Porllud, Or.
Ä O ILED
C L « O
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laca off mujw
“ I ’m afraid that you w on’t be
W igg—Is he lucky?
able to explain your attitude in this
W agg— Lucky' I should say-so. He
matter,” said the friend, doubtfully. says he can always light his pipe with
IN THt
“ I ’m not going to try to e x p la in ," his last match.—Cleveland Leader.
u , £ so * » 2 ^
00 y o ,
TRZÄ-
said Senator Sorghum.
“ Life is too
short to do anything but go ahead
and transact business.
I can hire
PORTLAND’S FUTURE.
people to do niv explaining for me. ”
R. L. Cate Predicts 15 0 .0 0 0 Popula­ Springtime Resolutions
Can t Always Tell.
tion and Says All Eyes Are
take
“ Do you serve lobsters
here?”
Pointed This W a y .
THE
asked the now arrival.
Portland is growing faster toff««' than at stir t Sure ralief frr m liquor, opium and tobacco
"W e ll,” replied the waiter, “ we 'as
habit-«. **end for particulars to
our instructions to discriminate as tim e in Its p«st history, and w i'l have a popu­
lation o f not le w than UO.OOQ ia 1906. I am
much as possible am ong them aa
itliy Institut». 314 Siiti St.. Portland, Or.
offering bvsinost and residence property ’today K
comes in to ca t."
at prices that w ill pay
per cent net in 5
O
l l i l i i r n ’*
to eure Catarrh,
yenrs. Call on or address
VI ■ M L U
Mtxko Buying M ori««
R. L. C ATE .
Mexico is now purchasing cavalry
General Agent o f the H awthorne F.«t. tie
horses by the car load in thia country. 'Phone Oak imt.
019 Chamber o f Comm tree.
II KeepYou Dry
Wettest Weather
Ignorance o f Parent*.
Parents desire Intensely two things,
and only two things, for their children;
their sucre«* in athletics at school and
their material sui-cpna In the world: and
one corresponda to the other. O f real
Intellectual distinction they appear to
have an little conception as their boys
themselves. Saturday Review.
Keeley C u re
I f a woman Is her husband's boss, his
employer never gets full value from
him.
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