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    Eruption*
Dry, moist, scaly tetter, all forms
o t eczema or salt rheum, pimples
a n d other cutaneous eruptions pro­
c e e d from humors, either inherited,
or acquired through defective di­
gestion and assimilation.
T o treat these eruptions with
dryin g medicines is dangerous.
Th e thing to do is to help the
system discharge the humors, and
to strengthen it against their re­
turn.
Hood'» Sarsaparilla permanently cured
J . G. Hines, Franks, III., of eczema, from
which lie had »uttered for aonie time: and
liiaa Alvina Wolter, Box 212, Alcona,
Win., of pimples on her face and bar’s and
chafed akin on her body, bv which she bad
been greatly troubled, 'there are more
teatimonials in favor of this great medi­
cine than can be published.
H o o tT m S a r s a p a r illa
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. No longer put o ff treat­
ment. Buy a bottle o f H ood’s to­
day.
Will Colt Hall a Million.
Uncle Sam's handings and the ar-
arngements and care of exhibits at the
Pan-American exposition w ill cost
hall a million dollars.
One Good Law In Boston.
A law in Boaton permits residents to
keep street musicians 800 feet from
their house*.
T O O K N O W W H A T TO O A It It T A K I N G
When you take (¡rove's Tasteless (drill
Tonio because the formula is plainl
printed on every bottle showing that il
is simply Iron and Qtriniut in a taste
lees form. No Cure, No Pay. 60c.
Indians at the Pan-Americau Exposition.
There w ill be representatives of 42
different trihee of Indians In the In
dian congress st the I’an American ex
poaition at Buffalo next summer.
P R K V E NTS
ANO
CUKK1
D IM K A S * .
U arA eld T s s l> s w o n d e rfu l M K K H
H k D K ' I N K th a t cleanaes the eastern
and g iv e s N ew L ife by p u rify in g
th e blood .
Logic.
Bystander— Poor fellowl One of Iris
wounds la fatal, I believe
Policeman— So it is; but the other
wan ain’t, so he has an even chance.
New Use lor Aluminum.
Experiment* are being made to dls
cover if aluminum may not be used in
the manufacture of high-claaa wind
iuitrninanls. if this could be done it
it is thought it would he very desir­
able, on account of verdigris deposits,
and as it ia not easily affected by
changes of temperature the instruments
would be less likely to get ont of tune.
D o n 't A s o s p t a H u b . t l l a t e t
W han you a-k fo r C »»c * r i* t», he sura von yet
th e gen u in e ( - * hc « t « U C .n-ljr r a h « r ile I D on't
a reept fra u d u le n t su betu u tes, im ita tio n » or
c u e u le rfe lts l
How Tommy Knew.
Tommy — Pop,
eoda
water
is
charged.
Tommy’s Pop— How do voo know?
Tommy— I had some today and It’s
obarged to you.
No Collections Taken.
A church in Wuat Kensington, Lon­
don, had a notiea displayed in the
veatibule announcing that five pews
were to rent; and at an inducement,
it was staled that the contribution
plate waa never pasaed in these five
pew a.
T h o n e a t P r e s c r ip tio n fo r M a la r ia
Chills and Fever ii a bottle of (¡roves.
1 aateloea Chill Tonic. It ia atm ply
iron and qninine in a taste leas form,
No Cure, No Pay. Price EOo.
For 1904 Kansas Exposition.
Kansas ia already laying plans for
• gioat exposition to be held at Topeka
in 1894 in celebration of the 60th an-
niversaiy of her organisation as a ter­
ritory.
__
Tragedy.
She— If yon had no idea when we
cenld get married why did you propose
to me?
"T o tell the truth, darling, I had no
idea you would acoept m e."
The Oldest and Best
S. S S. ia a combination o f roots
and herbs of great curative powers,
and when taken into the circulation
aearchcs out and removes all manner
of poisons from the blood, without
the least shock or harm to the system.
On the contrary, the general health
begins to improve from the first dose,
for 8. S. 8. is not only a blood purifier,
but an excellent tonic, and strength­
ens and builds up the constitution
while purging the blood of impuri­
ties. S. 8. S. cures all diseases o f a
blood poison origin, Cancer. Scrofula,
R h e u m a t i s m , Chronic Sores and
Ulcers, Kcxema, P s o r i a s i s , S a l t
Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles,
and is an infallible cure and the only
antidote for that most horrible disease,
Contagious Blood Poison.
A record o f nearly fifty years of
successful cures is a record to be proud
of. 8. 8. S. is more popular toda\
than ever. It numbers its friends by
the thousands. Our medical corres-
ondence is larger than ever in the
istory of the medicine. Many write
to thank us for the great good 8. S. S.
has done them, while others are seek­
ing advice about their cases.
A ll
letters receive prompt and careful
attention. Onr physicians have made
a life long study of Blood and 8km Dis­
eases, and better understand such cases
than the ordinary practitioner who
make« a specialty o f no one dii
We are doing great
good to s u f f e r i n g
h u ma n i t y through
consulting de
partment, and invite
you to write na if yon have any blood
or akin trouble. W e make no charge
whatever for this service.
TNI tw in IftCIFIC CO.. ATLANTA BA.
f
Big Leg lor th* Pan. American.
ARRO G ANCE ANO SERVILITY.
One of the attractions of the Oregon
A t t ir a d e i ff B r it is h O f lc e r s a a d B o ld la rs
ixhlbit at the Pan-Americau expos!
T o w a r d K ach O th er.
"T h e cabman aud conductor would tlon w ill be a log 80 leet lung and 18
b« kind lo you, but (bey would uot he
respectful,” quotes Ur. Howells In bis
transport. To accommodate the 80
recent reminiscences of James Kussell
loot log, with the diameter of 18 leet,
Lowell, I 11 mentioning (be little ways
in (Hr forestry bnliding at the exposi­
In which Mr. Lowell, on bis return
tion, it w ill be necessary to pat extra
from the "comfortably padded environ
trracea under that part ol the iioor of
meut” o f Londou, fouud America less
(he ioreatry building.
comfortable (ban the country be bad
left.
The Nicaragua Canal,
No doubt, kiuduess In deed Is more
When built, « i l l prove the link between
tbau respectfulness In word. Nevertbe )ir<is|«erily and many people. It will prove
less, Mr. Lowell was nut the ouly Atuer s bleMsing to hum anity in generul. im prov­
lean who, returning.-trum England, has ing the ■'••iiditon o f the 11*11011, MS H ostel­
er’» Stomach Hitters does that o f the indi­
missed the stnootiiuess, ease and pleas- vidual. Nothing to equal this remedy has
antuesa lu the conduct of the small a f­ sver been discovered for all ailm ents o f the
fairs o f life with which English re­ •tomai-h. liver, hoaela and kidneys. It
will quickly cleanse the blood and »hur|«n
spectfulness lias much to do. At Its the appetite. ?iee that our Private Hev-
best. It Is the good mauuets of the uu enue Stamp covers the neck ot the bottle.
educated; at its worst. It degene,ates
Ten Huge Dynamos.
Into servility.
One of the many unexpected discus
In the central station of the Niagara
slons arising from the Boutb African Falla Power Company there are 10
war touches this matter lu Its military hnge dynamo* in operation, each oue
aspect. The ready deference of the uu of which generates 6,000 electrical
educated English private toward his horse power. Thus tinder the roof of
officers has induced lu some of the off! this magnificent building ia a total de­
cent an attitude of kindly but arrogaut velopment of 60,000 horse power,
peraoual superiority. But the L'olouioJ which ia said to be the largest amount
soldiers, although obedient and well of electricity generated under a single
(trilled, aud although they fully accept roof in the world.
their officers’ rights to command them,
regard the right as professional ouly B r a n 0 » O h io , r r r r o r to l id o , |
L ucas C o u nty .
(**•
They do not consider that It Implies
F s a n k J. ( h s . n i t m akes oath th a t he Is ths
sen ior p o rter o l th e Arm o f F. J. C h i m i t A Co.,
superior manhood.
d o in g business in the c i t y o f T o le d o , C ou nty
They will not endure bullying
and m a te a fo resa id , and that said Arm w ill pay
the Sum o l O NE H U N D R E D D O L L A R » lo r earn
swaggering or slanging, aud they re­ and
e v e ry case o f Catarrh th a t ca n n o t be cured
sent superciliousness. They are.
b y the use o f H a l l ’ s C a t a r r h C c r i .
F R A N K J. C H E N E Y
short, like our American soldiers, re­
Sworn to b efore m e and su bscribed in tny
spectful and self-respectful; aud the re presence, th is Sth day o f D ecem ber, A . D. lass.
A . W . G LE A S O N ,
luctaut authorities have fouud that In­ |
Notary Public.
stead of greater Independi-ut e Impair­ I — j - - >
B a l l ’s C atarrh Cure Is taken in te r n a lly and s e tt
ing tltelr usefulness, their greater lult d ir e c tly o n th e blood en d m ucous surfaces of
lathe has rnude them more valuable th e system . Send for testim on ials, free.
F. J. OH E N E Y i t CO., T o led o , O.
thau the machlue-llke, home-trained
Sold by d ru g gists, 75c.
Ball’s F a m ily F ills ara th e best. .— -----
Tommy Atklusea.
As a result, there la a growing opln
Life Line 34 Miles Long.
Ion that England’s semlpaterual, setnl
Th* Chicago drainage canal has a
contemptuous attitude toward her pri­
vate soldiers, which has cheerily tick permanent life line, consisting of
eted them the world over as "absent- storng wire cable stretched along its
minded beggars," plucky but Irrespon­ entire distance of 84 miles. It is there
sible, Is neither wise nor fair. Tommy for nee and safety in case of aooident.
himself accepted It, but It was not good
To Accommodate Live Slock.
for him; now his spirited Colonial cous
Ins repudiate It entirely, and England
Arrangements are made for the live
agrees that they are right.—Youth’s stock department of the Pan-American
Companion.
exposition.
£ “h.'"*,SKSi.
SHE W AS BLAM ELESS.
B u t C ir c u m s t a n t ia l K v ld e n c e W a s V trjr
h t r o n a l r A g a i n s t H er.
"M y whole heart goca out to anybody
wbo Is convicted ou ulrcumatuntlal evl
deuce,” aald the lawyer's wife,
know how It la myaelf, and In my caae
1 can't even hope for a new trial. A
fortnight ago 1 dined out, and I hap­
pened to alt beside the guest of the
evening, who Is a famous author rather
uewly come to town. 1 suppose 1 have
read every line be has ever published,
and I am oue of his most ardent ad
rnlrers. 1 ventured to let him see this,
and we had a most delightful talk
about his newest book. I read it at the
seashore this summer, aud the copy
read belonged lo my cousin. 1 told the
man how much I had enjoyed It, how
many times 1 hud read and reread It,
and how I felt that no book In my li­
brary was more true anil valtiab’e to
me than It. I didn't lay all Ibis ou with
a trowel, of course, aud I uiennt It—ev­
ery word of It. The author suggested
that he'd like to write something In the
book for me, aud asked if be—no, come
to thluk of It, I asked liltn to call, and
he seemed pleased with the Idea, as If
I, and not he, had been the rainotis oue.
Well, 1 bought a copy ol the book and
laid It on the library table all ready for
him. I was dressing one tiny when Ills
card came up. I hurried down as fast
as I could. Monsieur wasn’ t a bit as he
had been at the dinner. He was cool
as a November twilight, and stayed not
minute longer than civility demand
ed. I didn't tlnre suggest an autogrupb
In the book. He didn't mention It.
When he went away I picked the hook
up. His card was In It, and he had.
with meauing, laid the card between
two folds of uncut leaves. I'd forgot­
ten to cut a leaf In the book, and never,
uever shall I be able to explain mut­
ters.” —Washington I’ost.
F a b les fur the F a ir.
There was once a Woman whose
Husbaud Depeuded ou the State of the
Market for his Dally Toast. One Day
he Appeared before Her with a Sad
Countenance.
"A ll Is Over, my Dear," said he.
Wheat Is ‘ Way liowu. aud I doubt If
after To-morrow we shall have More
than Ten Thousand a Year to Live Ou.
am Sorry that I married you to Drag
you Down to This, hut 1 must Tell you
Sooner or latter. I am s Kulned Man."
"Nay, do uot lx>*e Heart.” said hit
Wife. "C au you not Speculate Fur­
ther?"
'I cannot," he replied, "fo r 1 have
Lost my Nerve. My Friends Urge me
to Throw w list I Have Into Copper, hut
Dare Not. Five Thousand a Year
would Hardly buy Croquetlea for Two.
would Better Keep wlutt I have
Saved from the Smash.”
At any rate," »aid she, "come Out
and Have some Lunch. I.et us Go to
Sherry'* and get a Nice Little H rd;
then you will Feel Better."
Bird!" exclaimed her Husband. "L’s
happy Woman. If you ace anything bet
ter than Broiled Chicken and Beef a la
Mode for the Best of Y’our Life, you
will Do Well. In nty present Frame of
Mind I would Suggest a Night Ltineh-
cart."
'Let ua have One Good Meal, at
least,” urged bis Wife, "before we Die
to the World. I have Twenty P o la r,
my Purse. I will Huy our Lunch
with that After that the Night-
Lunch."
"Very Well, for the tots' Time," re­
plied her Husband.
They then went to an Expensive Rea
taurant and Ate a more than Satisfac­
tory Luncheon. At the end of It her
Husband said:
“ I think Better of that Copper than
I Did."
Then be weirt Back to Wall Street
anti Made Sixty Thousand hollars la
Thirty-eight Minute*.
This teaches ua that Digestion la the
Better Part of Y’alor.—Century
SURE TO FOLLOW-EPIDEMIC OF GRIP
Ò .R .& H
llf the Blood is Impoverished
WORST
EVER
KNOWN.
Diseases Which Often
r
Puzzle Doctors are
Inevitable.
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GRIP BACILLUS EVERYWHERE— IN THE AIR WE BREATHE,
IN THE WATER WE DRINK, IN THE FOOD WE EAT.
Prom The Tribune, Wtbeter City, la.
Physicians are often pnxxled by an
ailment that does not yield to the usual
remedies, patients are caused much
suffering and expense while experi­
ments are being tried upon them, when
in many cates the seat of the disorder
is In the blood. If this vital fluid is
impoverished disease is sure to follow
Build up the blood, the diseased part
ia nourished aud etiengthened, and
health resnlta. This is the eiinple his­
tory of what often appears to be a com­
plicated caae. Mr. Kxra Edwards, the
well-known merebant of Webster City,
Iowa, passed through anon an exper­
ience. He says:
" I have always believed that my
trouble waa due to tbe impoverished
condition of my blood. A boat lour
year* ago my ankles Itegan to swell and
cause me great pain. 1 am quite heavy
and as 1 was on my feet oonatantl}’ 1
suffered intensely. Finally tbe swell­
ing became so bad that I could not
walk and for a week I waa confined to
my chair or bed. Three doctors treated
me but did not effect a care.
" I first heard of Dr. W illiam s' Pink
Pills for Pale People through an ad­
vertisement in a religios* paper.
About six niontbs ago I began taking
the pills and 1 felt good resnlta from
the first box.
I continued taking
them as directed for nearly five
months. I am now 42 years old and
am the picture of health. I am w ill­
ing to tell the world that Dr. W illiam s’
Pink Pills cored me and 1 know they
w ill cure others if they are given a
thorough trial.
"Hardly a day paases that I do not
tell some one of tbe benefits I have re­
ceived from Dr. W illiam s’ Pink Pills
for Pale People, for I think that any
one suffering from any disorder of the
blood or nerves ahonld give them a
thorough trial.
Signed,
E ZK A EDWARDS.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 28rd day of November, 1900.
W illis G. Bonner,
(Seal)
Notary Pnblio.
At all druggists or direct from Dr.
W illiam s Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y ., 50 cents per box; 6 boxes, »9.50.
Bacillus ®f Grip.
Hundreds of car loads of Peruna
are (hipped in all directions to
meet the extraordinary demand
of tbe grip epidemic.
Everybody laying in a stork of
this valuable remedy in time to
meet tbe terrible enemy, tbe Grip.
Tbe extensive facilities of tbe
manufacturers taxed to their ut­
most to meet the urgent demand
for Peruna.
Almost everybody has the grip.
Almost everybody must have Pe­
runa.
Taken at the appearance of the
first symptoms of the grip, not
only is Parana a prompt cure for
the grip but it prevents those dis­
astrous after effects so character­
istic of this dread disease.
Peruna not only cures the grip
but prevents it.
Taken in timethousands of lives will be saved in this present epidemic.
erv family should take the precaution to secure a supply of Peruna
Every
at once, for
fa the retail and wholesale stock of the remedy tnay be exhaust-
ed by the enormoai demand for it.
It is wisdom to have Peruna in the hones even before the grip at­
tacks the honsehold.
It has been ascertained by a reporter that the following people of
national reputation have given public endorsement and testimonials to
Pernna as a remedy for la grippe:
Congressman Howard, of Alabama, says 1 “ 1 have taken Peruna for
the grip tnd recommend it as an excellent remedy to all feilow-eufferer».”
Congressman White, of North Carolina, says: " I find Pernna to be
an excellent remedy for tbe gup. I have used it in my family and they
all join rac in recommending i t "
M'et Frances M. Anderson, of Washington, D. 0 . daughter of Judge
Anderson, of Virginia save: " I waa taken very ill with the grip. I took
Pernna and was able to leave my bed in a week."
Mrs. Harrietts A. 8. Marsh, president of the Women’s Benovelent
Association, of Chicago, writes: " I suffered with grip seven weeks.
Nothing helped me. Tried Peruna and within throe week* was fully re­
stored. Shall never be without it again.”
A t the appearance of tbe first symptoms of the grip people ebonld A
stay indorrs and take Pernna in ama'Idote* (teaspoonful every hour) until A
the symptoms disappear. This will prevent a long, disastrous sickness A
and perhaps fatal results.
J
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A r r iv e
ICHEDULEt
C h icago
P o rtla n d
Special
• 15 a m
Salt Lake, Denver,
Ft. W urth,Om aha,
K an sas C ity, Sf.
L o u is,C h ica go aud
Ea-t
4:00 p m .
A tla n tic
Kx,,ie>a
9 OU p. ui
Sait I-ske, Denver,
Ft. W orth ,O m ah a,
Kan.*as C ity, St.
L o u i«,C u ic a g o aud
East-
7:00 a. m.
Spokane
F ly er
• no p. m.
W a lla W alla . I.ewis-
lo n ,tip o )i awe. Mi u-
n eajtolis, St. 1‘niii,
D u lu th . M ilw a u ­
kee,Chicago«.!: Fast
8.40 a. m.
Ocean Steamships.
4.00 p. m.
• rW p m-
A ll ea ilin g
dates
su bject to ch ange
F o r San F ra n c is c o -
Sail ev e ry 5 days.
D aily
E x Sunday
8:00 p. m.
Saturday
10 :UU p. in.
6:00 a m
E x .S u n da y
7:00 a. m.
Tura.. Th u r
and Sat.
6:00 a. m.
Tues., T h a r
aud Sat.
L t . R ip a ria
1:86 a. m.
D a ily
4 on p. m.
K x .S u u d a f
Columbia River
tteamers.
T o A storia and Way
Landings.
Wf Ilia matt# Rlvtr.
4:iX) p. m.
K x.S un day
O regon C ity , Newr-
berg, Salem , In d e­
pen den ce »k Way
Landing#.
8:80 i», in.
Mon.. Wed.
aud Fri.
WlllameMe and Yam­
hill hivsrs.
O regon C ity, Day
ton, dc Way hand­
in gs
4 :30 p. m.
M on., W ed
and Fi i.
Wlllametl# River.
Portland to C o rv a l­
lis vfc W ay Land­
ings.
Snake River.
R ip a ria to I<ewiatou
W .
lit . L e w is lo i
D aily
9 n.m.
H. H U R LB U R T,
G en era l Passenger A g en t, P o rtla n d , Or.
The Right Deduction.
" I ordered 200 pounds of ice today,”
remarked the young housekeeper, “ and
our ice man carried it up himself.
That shows he*s strong, doesn’t it?"
" N o . " snapped the lord of the man­
or, " i t shows that he weighed it him­
s e lf."
__________________
Designing Landlord.
Traveler— Why do you allow that
For the Exposition Guests.
Laxative Bromo-Qtiinioe Tablet.
New hotel* wit^ accommodations for waiter to remain constantly so close
the re m ed y th a t c o r e s o c o l a I n osso d a y
thousands of guests are building near to that young married couple? It eri
tne I'Hn-Aiuerican exposition grounds dently annnoys them.
Chinese Employed in Mexico.
.Landlord— Oh, because they keep
Two hundred Chinese ate now em­ at Buffalo.
ordering things, so as to get him out of
ployed in the mines of Zacatecas, Mex­
tearing I
T O C U R E A C O L D IN O K I D A T
ico, and are giving such satisfaction
Take
Laxative
Broino
Quinine
Tab­
that more w ill be sent for.
Arousing the Cook.
lets. A ll druggists refund the money
Stubb—
I
compel our cook to keep an
if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove’s sig­
To Prevent Hold-Dps.
alarm clock in her room.
nature is 00 each box. 96c.
John W. Bough, an engineer on the
Penn— Does the gong arouse her?
Monon road, has patented a device to
8tubb— No, but it arouses my wife
Trained Librarians Scarce.
prevent train hold-ups. The plan is
and then she goes np two flights of
According to Herbert Putnam, con­ stairs and raps on the cook’s door.
operated by a secret button in easy
touch of the engineer, and so located gressional librarian, libraries are grow ­
that he can, without being observed, ing all out of proportion to librariapa.
and under cover ol tho train robber’ s He directs attention to tbe fact that
revolver, touch the button which w ill whereas there are now some 8,000 li-
start several whistles blowing, turn off harries in the country, there are not
all the lights and fire off any number more than 500 or 000 especially trained
b e e a t r o u b le d a ( r e a l d e a l
librarians.
w i c k a to rp id liv e r , w hich produ ce« constip a­
of guns from the baggage car.
T h is
lia C
D t fA lT
EAST AND
m
SOUTH
’
os every box ot the genuine j
- BLACK ox VILLILOW-
W ill K eep Y ou D ry
RO O M R]® H(L§g W m *
T ake N o S u & titutv . F ree C atalogue .
S howing F ull L ine or G arments and H ats .
A.J.TOW ER Co. B oston . M ass .*
THE RUSSELL COMPOUND TRACTION
S ta i SV Rt xULL A <0.
KASXILUM4 0MI«
A Crisis at the Dinner.
lible niedecine for coughs and colds. - N .
Mr. Gooph (to guest)— Which do
W. S a m u e l , Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17 ,
you prefer, dark or white meat?
1900 .
_____________
Eight Guests (in chorus)— White.
Involved Loss of Sleep.
‘ ‘Norry, but our cook prefers the
First Philadelphian— Here's an in­ white meat. Can’t you change your
minds?”
teresting book.
Second Philadelphian— You can rec­
P H O M O T K S 0 (1 0 0 D IG E S T IO N .
ommend it highly, can you?
G a rfie ld Tea Is th e beat re m ed y
Flist Philadelphian— Why, I sat np
fo r a ll deranKCtuents o f stom ach,
liv e r , k id n e y » a n d b o w els: it
nearly all day reading it.
tion. I found C A S C A R E T S to be «11 you cla im
fo r them , and secured such r e lie f the llrat tria l,
chat I pu rchased a n o th e r su pply and waa co m ­
p le te ly cured. I sh a ll on ly be too gla d to re c ­
om m end C aaeareta w h e n ev er the opportu nity
is p res e n te d ."
J. A S m i t h .
»20 S usqu eh an na A t «., P h ila d e lp h ia , P a
m.
C A T H A R TIC
The “ Russell” Compound
ENGINE
A Close Resemblance.
About 900 persons a day on an aver­
“ In what respect do I resemble my
age visit the White House the year
around. The number rises sometimes own ideas?” he asked, as he hauded
to 1,600 to 2,000, aud the hours for the editor a pacing* of manuscript.
visitors are not many, being from 10 | "1 do not know" replied the editor.
" I am reduced to w riting,” he said.
A. M. to 2 P. M. In spite of this con­
stant tread the beautiful old gold fig­
Sufficient Reason.
ured capet lu the east room looks an
well as when it was put down, before I Teas— Oh! She’ll uevei marry him.
Mrs. Cleveland let the mansion for her [ Jess— Why?
Teas— Oh! i t ’s a case of extreme
new home in Princeton.
shyness.
Jess— What?
Nobody oonld ever
A Blow Emphasized.
consider her shy.
‘ ‘ Did you feel the blow when that
Tens— No, but he'a extremely ahy of
young woman threw you over?”
money.
"Feel it? 8he wrote on a postal card
that i needn’t come to sue her any
more, and I hoard in a house with tlnee
apiuistera aud five giggling girls.
Laxative Bromo-Quinin. Tablets cure
a cold in one day. No cure, No Pay.
Price 96 cents.
fc w c c u e to
Write us for full particulars.
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C A S TO R IA
For I n f a n t s a n d Children.
Till Kind You Hava Always Bought
Beers tha
Signature o f
Not Much Left
Lady— Where is my trunk?
Baggage Man— I couldn’t find any
trunk, mum, but I ’ ve got the handle
ith the check on.
Getting Old.
First Steil Ptns Wir« Expensive.
Despondent Fair One— Do yon know,
When steel pens were first made dear. I ’ m afraid 1 must be getting
they were so coetly that the mannfac- very old.
Consttiling Friend— Non»ense, darl­
turers advertise,! that they would make
such repairs to their pens aa might be ing I Why do you think so?
Because people are Itegiuning to
necessary for a stated time— generally
about aix month*. When a man dam- tell me how very young I am looking I"
ged hia pen he carried it bark to tbe
factory and had it mended by au ex­
I r 4 t 4 T 4 T 4 T 4 4
A T - V
A A
t t Á t 6 t t i l t A t t A V A V A t ? l ▼
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perienced mechanic.
& C O .,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
SEND NO MONEY
Pleasant. Palatably Potent. Taste Good _
Good. Wever Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe 10c. tbe, Ate
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CURE C O N S T IP A T IO N .
SlaHtof l w
Uutil you have seen and tested oar watch.
Wa toll at Far lory Price at Oar-Half and
leaa than whal you havo to pay •ls.n-her«.
Our wikhM ara fitted with thounoquallod
ia. 11 Jeweled Special Idas I ted or 7 jewel
Ihaa or Klpi* SoteweoL, known
tho world over aa tha beat, and
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M A.TA.BAD 1014 and (yaranteed by all drug
N U - I U - D A v lieu to e v i l Tobacco Hablar
WARRANTED 20 YEARS
SEED
CaM ii huntiny aolid gold pattern
engraving, extra 14 karat gold
plate; good erough for a railroad
| president Speelal Offer for tha
I next «0 day«: Send your add re«
and wa will «end watch C. O. D.
with privilege of foil ex am in a-
Won. Call In any export and il
J found perfectly anti «factory and
tho boat watch «war offered for Back
a price pay $5.75 and oxproas eharg>
m , otherwise not ono cen| F R E E •
S'*. 00 chain lor next 30 day« with ovary
_____ _____ i If Lad lea or Gente watch ia wanted. Write atone« aa
we may not advortfMthla watab Btthiaprico again. Catalanofren.
t u . ls t s r W alsh Co.. 8 4 7 O tttrtl Bank Bide.. CU m o »
DEALERS.
S e n d f o r P r o « C a t a lo g u a .
AGENTS WANTED.
PORTLAND SEED CO.. ISO Front St.. PsrtlsnN. Or.
ruil LAMIERSON’S SEEDS!
Good hustling men capable of
taking orders for custom tailoring.
BU ELL LAMBE R S O N ’S SO NS,
T h e finest and best line in the
180 Front Street.
Portland, Ore. country.
Address:
A n u .t .l C a t i l o « u « n ow read y, Msile.1
free on r e q u is ì
F .ill l i n . o f s u p p lt.s lo r
f . m. p o iilir y . bees o r ga rd en .
COMMERCIAL TAILORING CO.
Always I
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AHrajn
th. Bata.
Room M2 Commercial B u t Building,
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CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
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ceiveq u ick replies. B. .Hh N. H. VoU. Stat
P roM C u tln c c la im , , t n c . 1R71
MTtNIT,
Mothers will til'd Mrs Winslow » Sooth- :
t>g »vrup the best rented, to u»e for their i
shtMren during the teething period.
Whit Hi Did.
Kentockian— It. called me a liar, tit
New Yorker— And what did you do?
Kentuckian— I went to the funo.-al.
J fe if
Comforting
This to a darlnf rtatsment. but S*l
w r >9 H à tear It «ut sverr lima,
C om b in aron C om .
N o th in g so «u r e lv b reaks
« P th « t n jc v m « n t s o f wúte
ter as attacks of
Rheumatism
N * h ia g so sarete
cares tho trouble as
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am ■ ■ ■ ■ « « « ju a
..M itc h e ll..
[ Un. Dep o t, F o o t 6th 8t. | a r r i v e .
Fast m a il for K alâm a,
Kelso, f'a s tle Rock. Win-,
lock, C h elia iis. r e n t t « -
lia, South Bend, M onte*
sano, A b erd een . Oc osta,
O lym pia, Ta com a , Seat-!
tie, V icto ria , Pt. T o w n ­
send, E llen s bu rgh, Ros-
lyn .
N o rth
Y a k im a ,'
Sprague, C h en ey, Spo­
kane, P u llm a n ,
G ar­
field. F a rm in gton . Mos­
cow, C n io n to w n , G en­
esee, R fs s la n d . B. C .;
T rail, B. C .; N elson , B.j
C. ; K also,
Missoula,
Hutte, A n acon da. H e le ­
na. St. Pau l, Minnea|H>-
lis, Kansas C ity , O m a­
ha, Cou ncil Bluffs, St.'
I*n»i s, C h ica go , W ash-1
it«..o n . N ew Y o rk , P h il­
a d elph ia, B( ston, and
a ll
poirits
Ea.'t and
Southeast.
* :50 i
8 D A Y S to M in n eap olis, Om aha, Kansas C ity
and St. Paul.
D A Y S to M ilw a u k ee and C h icago.
trutbut
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E u t a « 4 * D r n t f u 4 It i c o «-
M . x x « i x n ISOXt,
l i l u u , Ba.
I I S W orrtion
Portlud, Or.
at.. Cor. T h ird .
BO Y E A R S ’
E X P E R IE N C E
Mitchell, lieaiis & Staver Co.
DROPSY DR. GUNN’S ^ PILLS
Boi I ,
leave .
BETTER MADE
T w a i ' l m«k« « miiutk« II y o a c «tt
e t i t i , 1 ,«M :,ity hr tw ,itv
• i n v i t i t l , m l w*atj,rf«]
ii S t Jacobs 00
T h e only route to the Yellowstone National
Park.
Asst. G«i. Piss. Ag-it.
B illio n D o lla r G r u s « -
Orvatsst « u r v » r of tho ago
It t<»no o f hav psr *<* t -----
crop «ix » M i l after
n un-
T h e only Dining-Car Route from Portland
to the East.
A. D. CHARLTON,
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(ir+tk%+«tcom on earth tv ni positi voty
rta lio. STAMM
B ora«, sad labusn Posts«, Sump, ia Demand.
The value of the »n m r « in Id tn Bor­
neo and Luibcin daring 1899 waa £90,-
000, but the postage paid on letter«
Many a man wbo suddenly roue to
it I root those two eoloniee never ex­
eminence neglected to take a parachute ceed« the tutu of £800 a year. Th«
with him.
■tamp« rapraaenting toe remainder,
£19,900, may ho pr*.anted to havo
Tree* grow out ot door«
found th.tr way lata album, all ovor
are watte out o f tree*.
tho wo«-Id.
”
(Y e llo w s to n e Park L in e.)
B * i x « g e ch ecked th rou gh to d e » l!n « t lo n o l
tick et.
F o r slccp in R -c»r m i r r i n o t i . , tick ets, mstw
» n d (u ll in fo rm a tio n , c o ll o n o r w rite
SALZER’8
W IL L B A N K
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PACIFIC RY.
4»* D A Y S to W as h in gto n , P h ila d e lp h ia , N e w
^ o rk , Huston, aud
o th er E astern
points.
IMI Saad ▲anual fr ««
T. Purchasi Revolutionary Relic.
A movement ii on foot in Now York I
to hav. th* city port has* Fanuc*’«
tavern, th* tot* revolutionary relio in
the down town diilriot. It wai there
that Washington bade farewell to his'
ntfioer* on Dererahor 4, 1783— an evant
the 117th anniversary of which was
recently celebrated in the hislorioal ]
edifioe.
N
ORTHERN
CLAiMants FO« D C M C I A U
w n, i«Nk'N»a r t n o l U N
» t h Carp*.
I. ft BIT 4 1
fD a ily e x c e p t Sunday.
C o n n ec tin g Rt San F rancisco w ith steam ship
lin es fo r H a w a ii, Japan, China, the P h ilip p in e «
sn d A u stralia.
R ebate tickets on sale d a ily betw een P o rt­
la n d , Sacram ento and San Francisco. N et rates
117 first-clajg and f l l second-class, in clu d in g
sleeper.
For throu gh tickets and rates c a ll on o r ad­
dress
H. R. S A T C H W K L L , A gt., New berg Station.
O r Address,
C. H. M A R K H A M , G. F. A Psss. A gen t.
P o rtla n d , Or.
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C u t e s C l i r o n l e C o n s t ip a t io n .
Visitors to the White House.
D epot F ifth and I Sts.,
P o rtla n d .
1 ARRIVE.
O verla n d Express—
F o r Salem , Rose burg,
A sland, Sacram ento,
* 7:00 p. m.
O gden, Sail Francis-
* 9:15 a. m.
eo, M o ja ve, Los A n ­
geles, El Pttso, New
O rleans and East.
* 8:30 a.m . R oscbu rg passenger— * 4:30 p. m.
[ V i a W oodbu rn, fo r ]
D a ily
I>a il y
Mount A n g e l,S ilv e r-
ex c e p t
ton,
W c a t S c io , >
ex cep t
Sunday. 1 | B ro w n sville, Spring- {
Sunday.
[ field and N a tro n .
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f 7:30 a. m. ..C orva llis passenger... f 5:50 p . m
♦D a ily.
Is here to stay. It is the Most Economical
and Powerful Engine built.
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LEAVE.
» 4:50 p. m.| n d ep en d en ce pass’ ngr. i 8:25 a. in
Lazy Liver
rise's ('tire for Consumption is sit in fal­
T ra in s lea ve New b erg for P o rtla n d ftnd w « j
station s at 7.r>5*. in.
ONE FOB ADOBE. Cor*8lrl BtiBelw a N Drs
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L f l t T w t BtlteasoeeSk Du not Grip« or S ick «*. T «
H 5 S 5 H - C - - l - w .ta - :r ...ta ..»a o r .
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C o py r ig h ts A c .
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taventh>n to pmhably patentable. Coramnnlea.
Uons «trteUff eoeSdentlaL Handbook oa Patents
sent f m indent agency for securing patents.
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