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GRAPHIC.
IBS! EU EVEBY EIUUAY UOILNINU.
E . II.
WdOUWAKD,
EllITOB &
Pl
ULlslILlt.
F R ID A Y , DECEMBER 10, 1897.
Wintered as second-class matter at the postonico
at Ncwberg, Oregon.
Tho fifty-fifth congress met in regular
session on last Monday.
The Secretary of State, Harrison It.
Kincaid, has the thanks of this office for
a copy of the election laws of Oregon.
Telephone connection will soon be
made between Spokane, Washington
and San Diego, California, a distance of
1,829 miles.
This will be the longest
telephone line in the world.
The fame o f South Dakota seems to
be extending oven to the ends o f the
earth. A woman recently arrived in
that state from (South Africa, the bur­
den o f her bong being “ a divorce
w anted.”
The Uuiou party lias established head­
quarters in Portland, with our Col. J. C.
Cooper in charge. Cal can make soap
and is handy at a good many things.
He will keep the boys who loungo about
headquarters in good spirits by his
quaint humor.
are several varieties of tlieso offers ap­
pearing in newspapers and magazines—
including many quite reputable [icriodi-
cals— and it is not always easy in any
particular case to say whether tho ad­
vertisement is more accurately classed
under the term “ humbug” or “ swindle.”
The Post-Office Department finds ttiat
these “ offers” come under the pro­
visions of the lottery law. Tho example
given in the circular sent out to pub­
lishers by the New York Post-Office
gives tho names of "twenty important
cities in Europe and America, omitting
certain letters in each word,” and offers
money prizes to tiie persons sending cor­
rect lists. Any intelligent child can (ill
out a list in a few minutes, hut as some
of the names given may be filled out as
to tiie missing letters in two or tiiree
different ways, all of which give as re­
sults names of cities, it is a pure chance
whether or not any particular list agrees
witli that originally made out by those
who offer tho prize. It is this element
of chance which has lod to the exclusion
of these offers from tiie mail.
Apart
from that element, it is obvious that
there is every possible opportunity for
trickery and unfair dealing in these
schemes, and any one who will take the
trouble to read carefully one of these
wordy and misleading advertisements
will see that they are almost, if not
quito, universally designed to impose .on
tho credulity of tiie great army of ignor­
ant persons who believe that they can
get something for nothing —Outlook.
Tiie figures slew ing tiie extent of tho
trade in luxuries ure equally startling.
For flowers alone, New York pays $12,-
000,000 each year. The violet leads with
$:t,000,001) and tiie rose conics nixt with
$2,500,000. Tho following comparative
figures indicate the magnitude of this
; business:
Value of flowers used !u New York
.tti.ceo.oeO
Val______________________
.
I Value of all natural KiS (1890)
.- 13.00b.660
Kxpeuse of alt telegraph lines (l«i»6j . 16,714,730
Tiie money paid for these flowers in
one year would pay all the farm mort­
gages in the following states, all put to­
gether: Alabama, Delaware, Georgia,
Kentucky and Mississippi! It would buy
tho entire farm property in either Okla­
homa, Arizona, New Mexico or the Dis­
trict of Columbia. It would pay the
entire net State debt of Massachuesctts
The money spent for roses and violets
alone would pay for all the cement mined
in this country during 1805. It is also
stated on good autiiority that, in New
York strte, there is more money invest­
ed in growing chrysanthemums than in
growing peaches.
r ttn u
t ii k
c o t NTT P B ia a .
T elophoue-K eglster.
C. E . Branson, deputy county survey­
or is at work drawing a map of Yamhill
county giving tiie original donation land
claims, county roads and road districts,
defining tho mountain and hill ranges
and streams. It is a map that lias long
lieen needed in the county and Mr.
Branson is putting in a large amount of
painstaking labor. He lias been at it
since June and it is a correct map.
Without wishing to flatter Mr. Branson
tho map in workmanship excels any­
thing ever produced iu the county and
we lio[>e that it will bo a financial suc­
cess to him.
Jacob Lehman of Nortli Yamhill was
tiound over Monday by Justice of the
i’oaco T. J. Patterson for selling liquor
to miners. Bonds were fixod at $200.
Attorney Talnmge »[»poured for tiie state
attorney Spencer for tho defense.
Thomas H. Rogers, who lias been at
work for tho past year on an extensivo
novel, lias completed tho manuscript
and will have it published in p.por
cover form. Tho title of tiie work is
“ Nehalein, a Story of the I’acific, A. D.
1700.” It is rich in adventure and is
the story of the beeswax ship whose
cargo is yet to be found in the sand at
several points near Mt. Necarney’s base.
Mr. Huge rb spent several months in the
neighborhood whore this wax is found
and became perfectly familiar with tiie
Indian legends regarding tht> burial of
treasure, the wreck of tiie ship, and the
lone survivor who wasted his hfe away
waiting, waiting, waiting for a ship.
Tiie volume will consist of some 200
pages, and will be printed and bound in
tiie Telephone-Register office.
data thoroughly complete and from j
every section of tbe state. The report
reflects credit upon the compiler and is j
an honor to the state. It can safely be |
eaid that in no state of the Union in few, j
if any, countries of the world can a sim- |
ilar work be found as exhaustive aa this
one. While the report is not designed
for the general reader, it will be found
to be invaluable to the student, the in­
vestor and to every one who wishes to
Itave for reference data concerning the
climate of Oregon.
A brief summary of Oregon weather
data is of interest. The mean tempera­
ture of the whole state is 49degrees; the
highest recorded in the state is 109 de­
grees; the lowest 39 degrees below zero.
Tho former occurred iu Umatilla county,
the latter in Klamath county. The aver­
age annual precipitation for the state is
38 inches; tho place of heaviest rain in
the state is at Glsuora, tne summit of
tiie Coast range of mountains, in Tilla­
mook county, where 129 inchos, over ten
feet, falls annually. Nelialem, tiie same
county, is second, with 117 inches, G ov­
ernment Camp, on .he slope of Mount
Hood, has 104 inches, and Langlois,
Curry county, where figs grow, has 102
inches. A peculiarity of distribution of
rainfall ia shown at Cascade Locks, where
80 inches annually fall, while at The
Dalles, 45 miles east, 15 inches, and at
Portland 45 miles west, 46 inches falls.
The least rainfall, which includes melted
snow, is reported from Arlington, G il­
liam county, where but 8 46 inches an­
nually occur. The places having from
9 to 10 incites of rainfall are Umatilla,
Fife, Crook county, New Bridge, Union
county, Vale, Malhuer county. More
raiu falls at New Orleans (03 inches),
Little Rock (55), Vicksburg, and Charles­
town, H. C. (57), Boston (46 42), Louis­
ville (47) and at Memphis (54) than at
Portland, Or., (45 85). New York city,
Washington, D. C., and Indianapolis
have within tiie fraction of an inch as
much rainfall as has Portland Or. Ma­
ny other facts of interest and of value
might be quoted, but the foregoing is
sufficient to show the scope of informa­
tion contained in the report audits great
value.
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The work of tiie ladies of Salem head­
ed by Mrs. Governor Lord, done during
A lire bug has made repeated attempts tiie past year, in awakening an interest
to start a big conflagration in Portland in flax culture in Oregon has stirred up
in tbe past two weeks and there seems more than local interest in this industry.
to be little effort made on the part of Tho Rural New-Yorker in speaking of
the police to catch the guilty party. the efiorts made by tlicoe women says :
The city government seems to be rotten It is said that the climate of Oregon is
from the mayor down.
unusually favoruble to tiie cultivation of
fiax of a very fine quality, tiie fiber be­
Two young women living in Yakima ing particularly long and lustrous. This
county, Washington, are reported to have is especially valuable for making hand-
cleared in one year from thoir sheep $5,- woven damask and other textiles, and n
1(00. Young women who are able to number of enterprising women in that
make such a record an this in tho sheep state have formed a stock company for
business will spot a black sheep in a tho purpose of promoting both tho cul­
flock every time, without doubt, aim ture and manufacture of flax.
The
C hocolate and Colt* fur C aram els.
consequently shiftless youn^ fellows who weaving of line damusks upon hand
Put into a granite saucepan a quarter
are unable to make ends muet need not looms has been re-established as a home
o f a pound o f grated, unsweetened
be liasly about making application for a industry in England, Germany and
chocolate, four ounces o f butter, one
life partnership with them.
iSweeden, and is likely to be encouraged
pound o f brown sugar, a gill o f moluses,
in this country. It calls for the highest
a gill o f cream and a teaspoonful o f vu-
Tiie state of Now York pays u bounty artistic skill in designing, since it is ex­
nilla sugar. 8tlr the whole over the
'of one cunt a pound on all beet sugar pected to appeal to tho most fastidious
fire until thoroughly m ixed, then boil
manufactured in tho state, provided buyers, and the women who nro trying
slightly until it cracks or hardens when
that $5 per ton is paid for tiie beets. to encourage this work, expect to form
dropped into ice water.
Turn into
The law however, states that the man­ schools of domestic weaving, in which
greased shallow pans o f tiie depth o f
ufacturer of tiie sugar must not lie tiie technical instruction will be given, in
half nn inch, and stand aside to cool.
producer of the beets, nnd the Attorney conjunction with the art training of oth­
When nearly cold grease a sharp knife
Reporter.
General has decided that co-operative er institutions. Efforts in this direction
with olive oil and mark tiie car­
Mrs.
»8.
R.
Goodrich
of
Dayton
prairie
companies manufacturing beets raised will forward a valuable homo industry,
amels into squares, cutting part way
by their members cannot receive tho as well as nn important agricultural lias brought to this office a magnificent
W hen cold
specimen nrtiehoko from a quarter-acre through the mixture.
bounty.
crop.
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crop raised on their farm. The hills are break apart, wrap in waxed paper and
planted about six inches apart, and five put in thin boxes to keep.
An M.E.presiding elder in Tennessee
The Oregon City Enterprise says: All of them yield a bushel of artichokes,
Coffee earauieis may be made after
liatt PintiiOfl tlia fl/uuia nf t lia nltni'nlt
«5 ttoi me ism nouui a specuu session ot me
the tops grew to l»o teu loot tall.
Arti
a lttdy evangelist who was so successful legislature being called is the merest chokes aro fine feed for cattle and hogs, the snaie receipt as chocolate caramels,
that tho |Hiople were flocking in for forty conjecture on the pnrt of certain persons and tiie Goodrich crop is estimated at om itting tiie gill of cream and choco­
late, and substituting a gill o f black
miles around to hear her.
Tiie only who perchance, might be benefitted 400 bushels.
Mr. Miles of tho C. K. Spaulding Log­ coflee.
charge brought against her was that she thereby Nothing could ho expected
Nut caramels are made by putting
wits a woman. If the church has nnygood from a special session, in fact n repeti­ ging Co. of Ncwberg, was in tiie city yes-
live missionaries they can spare for a tion of the farce of last winter would terdiiy, looking up business for the into tiie chocolate caramel mixture a
season they might do well to turn them doubt, bo the result. There lmvo been steamer Grey Eagle, which is the prop­ half pint o f mixed chopped nuts just
loose on this old fossil who poses ns n two vacancies caused by heath since the erty of iiis company. There are many ns you tiro turning them into tiie
reasons why tiie business men of Mc­
greased pad.—M bs . S. T. R o r e r in
presiding elder.
last session—one in Clackamas and one Minnville should patronize the boat,
'i
Christmas Ladies’ Home Journal.
and
thus
insure
its
permanence
ns
a
in l’olk counties—and special elections
competitor in tiie carrying trade. The
The W ashington News Letter recent­
would have to bo held at great expense company is reliable and responsible.
A L t . Nailed.
ly devoted considerable space to C’om-
in these counties. liven should tiie gov­
Ttio grand high cockalorums of politi­
nilssloner Linger Herman ill its edi­
Consumption and bronchitis are not
ernor summon tho same members to 8a- cal fusion have been especially busy tho
torial columns. A m ong oilier tilings
by any means the same, although it is
leui who took part in the failure in Jan­ past week, holding “ conferences" among
it said that “ few men in tiie United
hard to distinguish one from the other.
uary, 1897, what assurance would there themselves and arranging a slate for the
¡■States nro better fitted lor the presi­
Bronchitis is nn inflammation o f the
I k : that a session Would ho held or the Juno election.
As tho deliberations lining o f tho wind tubes or air vessels
dency than Mr. Herman, and lie may
state's bust ness transacted. Tho men were conducted in secret, it is not like-
lie given n seat In the U. H. senate ut
o f tiie lungs, causing soreness o f tiie
who held up the legislature for a stip­ y that tho public will ever bo enlight­
no distant da y.”
Our Ringer would
same, cough, sore throat, hoarseness,
ulated sum will not have discharged their ened by an authorized account, but will
lie nil right on the hand shako propo­
difficulty o f breathing, spitting o f m at­
obligation to their personal employers have to rest content until tiie caucus
sition and fills is one o f tile trying o r­
ter and sometimes blood. Thousands
mine
is
sprung.
We
undersood
it
was
j
until tiie expiration of their official
deals (lie president is eompelled to go
die annually with this dread disease.
terms for which they have already re­ decided I tint Guild, Emery and Gill of
legislature fame will have to walk the \ Wilbur’s Cougli Cure will cure. Price
through.
ceived tlieir compensation from a pri­ plank, because of tlieir infidelity to t h e 1
50 cents. For sale by all Druggists.
A parly of gold seekers left lirookiya, I vate sack. Tho nineteenth liieiiiiiul ses­ interests of John it. Mitchell last winter ,
—
New York u few days ago in a schooner sion of tho Oregon legislature is dead nnd it is said that Mose Johnson and I
Bert 1 tenth are likely to be put on the I “ Good-by, father,” said young Josli
and
ought
to
be
blotted
out
of
history
as
bound for Klondike by the way of Capo
legislature ticket, with ('has Tulmuge |
Horn and tho Yukon. A number of wo­ the finale to tho greatest fraud ever |»er- for state senator.
Report also lias it j Madders, as lie started for tho city,
that Hon. H. 8 . Maloney will I k - groom­ “ (¡oml-by, uiy son,” replied the old man,
men were in the party. As tho schooner ' petrated upon tho state.
ed for county judge, and that a couple of “ and don’ t forget that, while fortune is
set sail the men appeared on deck dress­
side-of-the-rond populists will tie put in
Those who are inclined to think that training for sheriff and clerk in place of pret'y certain to knock at every man’s
ed in tine frock coats, patent leather
shoes nnd silk lints. Before this party the inusculine gender furnishes all those Henry ami Dukentield, who are consid­ door, she has never lieen known to meet
rounds tiie Horn they will know more eminently fitted for tiie work of the fool ered dead ducks. There seems to have ! him at tiie depot with a gold brick in
than when they started, _ and if they killer are earnestly rique.ted to look been difficulty in deciding upon a suc­ her hand.”
cessor to Henry, as between Gunning of
ever reach the Klondike country—well over the tallio which appears below. It itellevue and Vanorsdal of Gbccowen.
B lood W ill T e ll.
they will have most of tiie polish taken shows conclusively that idiocy is not It is sail 1 tho clerk will come from New-
The many different skin diseases such
confined to men alone, hut 11 1 »at even tiie la-rg and may la- Emery. I’ennoyer for as ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, erysip­
off before they get there.
dear women are sometimes affected with governor, Win. M. Ramsey and 11. i’ . elas, eczema, itching or an eruption of
Boise for rircuit judges, and Satu Hay­
Here is a hit of James Wliitcoml tho malady. Tho following (alile illus­ den for prosecuting attorney, are said to pimples, pustules, blotches, chaps or
Riley's philosophy that will bear a care trates (lie insane interest'hat many wo­ lie on the new political map, while Cal. cracking open of tiie skin, scrofula, are
men took in the trial of Adolph f.uet- ( ooper would not decline a nomination »liroctly the cause of impure blood.
ful perusal every day in the week:
gert, the Chicago sausage maker who for congressman.
Wilbur’s Blood Purifier is acknowledged
The signs Is bad when talks commence
A flailin' fault with l'rovldeuca
was tried for the murder of his wife un­
to bo tiie la'st medicine known for any
Tran scri pt.
And balkin' reuse the earth don't »hake
der most dialKilieal circumstance.
Price
Mr. Fred i’aintsr, late of Oregon City of these unsightly complaints.
At every pranclu' step they take.
Women who called on him In J.iil
No man is great till he can sea
Parrel» left htm by women (toml-
anil a man who is said to have hud con­ $1.00 per bottle. For sale by all Drug­
Jewelry
..
..
gists.
ltow loss than little tic would t»»»
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Clothe»,
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Vi siderable experience in the manipulation
Ft strip! ed to self and »lark and hare
Flowers
let and management of water ami light
G il o f G U t l i i f M
H a hung his sign out anywhere.
plants, has been engaged as aiiperinton-
Total
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.
My doctern is to lay aside
ent of tiie plant of tins city, arrive»! 8at- Is a pleasant, palutable preparation,en­
Women al ihe trial
Contentions and be eatisfled.
belter» sent by women.
i.toi urduy unit entered upon his duti»-* yes­ tirely free from all oily taste, and may
Jest do yottr be»*, and praise er blame
P r o p o s a l ,o ( m a rria g e
3S terday. This will do away with one
That tollers, that counts jest the same.
Tho inference is plain. Either wo­ bund at the power house and tiie book- be administered internnlly o r npplieit
I ’ve alius noticed crest success
men in general arc inoie fo»»li»h than we kn-per but, as we umlerstand it, w ill externally. It will remove all pain
G mixed with trouble more or le
give
them credit for, or else the brains m a k e a trifle more ex|a-nses. It is to I k » lh*t “ human flesh is heir to,” if prop­
And lt‘a the man who does the Iwat
hoped that the new man will bo the
of tho women of Chicago are in direct means of "bringing or»ler out of cliaos" erly applied, and m ight lie rightly
That gets more ktciis than all the rest.
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termed "a panacea for all Ills.”
Price
contrast to the size of their feet.—On­ in connection with our city system.
Tiie Globe-Democrat says: Senator tario Cal. Record.
People come to town during the cold, ¡50 cents. For sale by all Druggists.
Chandler does not rank high among po-
litical soothsayers, hut liis prediction
that tho Hawaiian treaty w ill la- ratified
stands nn excellent chance to prove
true. Thcro is neither partisanship nor
sectionalism in this question. Republi­
cans and Democrats, tiie North and tiie
South, tbe East and tiie West, are d i ­
vided on the issue, but an overwhelming
majority of all parties and localities ure
probably for annexation. The question
will call out a good deal of discussion in
tiie Senate, but as it lias already pro­
voked tong discussion in tiie press, not
many now points on either side are like­
ly to be develo|ied. That two-thirds
vote which tbe friends of annexation
confidently count on will undoubtedly
be had.
A decision of the Tost < »ffice Depart­
ment, acting on tiie advice of the Attor­
ney-General, rigidly excludes from the
mails advertisements of tiie kind known
s* “ missing letter” prise offer*. There
wet days, hunt a warm stove and make
Sunday school teacher (after delivcr-
themselves comfortable, w bile their poor
horses stami all day tied to a hitcliiag ng a homily on l iving a n j respecting
rack hungry and shivering This n-ems one’s parents)—“ You always obey your
hardly fair, when giaul shelter an»l fee»l
Class
cun bo found ut Ihe stables and sheds parents, do you uot, children?”
(in
unison)—"Y e s’ tn.”
Teacher—
for a small figure.
Another business change has taken "N ow , Jimmie Jones, you may tell us
Jimmie (prompt­
[dace within our city the past lew days, why you do so.
Mr. Charles Miller having .lisposed of ly)—"Cause »ley’ re higger'n me, an’ l
Iiis new and nobby »irug store in the gutter. ” — Harper’ s Bazar.
Adams brick to Mr. A. T. Ilill. Mr.
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Hill hails from New la-rg w here he lias
been in the drug business for several
J. A. Perkins, of Antiquity, O., was
years, nnd he comet highly recommend- f»>r thirty year» needlessly tortured by
ed as a mail and »-liemist. He lias a wife physicians for the cure of eczema. He
and child and ha» »-»»ui>* among ns to
stay
Mr. Miller intends leaving in a was quickly cured by using IV W itt’s
Mrs. Nancy McKinley, tiie aged few days for 8kugwnv. Alaska, where lie Witcli Hazel 8alvo tiie famous healing
mother of Preaideut McKinley is laying lias a lucrative position off»-re»i him.
salve for piles and skin diseases. C. E
at tiie point of death at her homo in
Moore A Co.
O regon*» C llm slr.
Canton, Ohio.
The president is at her
bedside watching for the etui.
There is being s»*nt out from tiie C n i-1 Mr. Pprightly—"W ell, you know, my
toil Stales weather bureau office a Ikxik love, even the devil’s not as black as
The Rural New Yorker says : A few of 6tX> pages devoteil t»» the climate nn»i he’s pair.ted."
weeks ago, we gave some figures show co-ordinate subjects of Oregon, prepared
Mrs. 8 .—" I »lon’t know that, but I
ing the amounts of vert lin I. kx I articles in the weather office. This report is ex­ know he's a good deal blacker than he
consumed each ' "nr in New York Cite. haustive. and in i! can la- found weather paint» himself.”
A Chicago man lins figured out that
on Thanksgiving day turkeys to the
amount of 2,400,(100 pounds or enough
to mould a bint as big as tiie Masonic
Temple, which is 21 stories high, were
consumed in that city. He also figures
that enough cranberry sauce went with
the turkeys to make a crimson lake as
big as Lincoln park, ns well ns (100,000
pies, which, if stacked up would reach
100,000 (cot into (tie air. It is enough to
give a fellow a touch of dyspepsia to
think about it.
H00S0N BROS.
INEWBERG CLOTHING HOUSE. ■— — ■
SEE ,
Our j
Special)
Ad. 1
HOPSON BROS.
SW EATERS.
A E tili L i n e a t L o w E r i c e s ;
M UFELERS.
E i n e s t and. C h e a p e s t *
INEWBERG CLOTHING HOUSE.: HOPSON BROS.
^ O I s n E l T IIsT Y O U R
POCKET
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By buying Drugs and Family Medicines,
Perfumery and Notions, Paints, Oil, Wall
Paper, School Books and Stationery, of
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O O R E
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Agents for the Wiley B. Allen Music Co.
Best makes Pianos and Organs.
»Can make money for you.
W. P. HEACOCK, S “
A D D IT IO N A L L O C A L .
A C hristum » Kxerciae.
D O O R S,
LATH .
™
G LASS,
CEDAR.
W IN D OW S,
L IM E ,
SA.SH
FIR,
It has been decided to have a Christ­
M O T L D IN G S , SA N D ,
W E IG H T S
REDWOOD. .
mas entertainment, probably a Christ­
S H IN G L E S.
H A IR ,
CORD,
Y E L L ’ W P IN ?
ETC., ETC.
mas tree with appropriate exercises, at B u ild ers H a rd w a re.
the Friends church on Christmas eve.
It will be more than a Sunday School
exercise and all, whether members of
Friends church, or any other church
will be welcomed.
Further particulars
next week.
i D U S T I N E W ill not impart a moral character to a man, but if cleanliness is
D U S T I N E next to godliness D U S T I N E is a m ighty good thing to have
H olid a y G oods.
The finest and best to be had for tho j D U S T I N E about the house or plate o f business, for it can do marvels in
money. We bought at first import price D U S T I N E keeping floors, furniture, and woodwork in a clean, wholesome
at closing out salo and can give you D U S T I N E and attractive condition. It is a genuine and durable application
your money’s worth twice over at D U S T I N E for floors o f all kinds, natural or painted wood, or linoleum, pre-
’ D U S T I N E venting all dust from arising while sweeping.
No sprinkling op
Moore’ s drug store.
D U S T I N E scrubbing is necessary. It is oderless, cheaper than paint, and
D o Y ou W ont M oney?
One great advantage it has, worn parts can be
The Chehalem Valley Bank can D U S T I N E non-inflamable.
muke loans on long time on strictly renewed without tiie patch showing. It ought to be in every place o f business',
Hrst class landed security at a very rea­ a n d e s p e c ia lly o n e v e r y s c h o o l- h o u s e in tiie land.
Send all orders, and enquiries to Dustlne Co.,
sonable rate o f interest. Call on us
N o . 1 1 4 F i r s t S t ., P o r t l a n d , O r e .
when in need o f our services.
BUSTINE
Moses
V otavv ,
Cash.
l ’ ay Up.
Mv accounts have been placet^ in the
hands of attorney Clarence Butt for col­
lection. Those who are owing me will
please call and settle and save costs. A
hint to tho wise should be sufficient.
12-10 t4
A. T. H ill .
D im e S ocial.
There will be a (lime social at the M.
E. parsonage Friday evening Dec. 17.
A pleasant social time is promised,
interspersed with music and recitations.
Refreshments—doughnuts and coffee.
S bc ’ v .
Miss Allie Hughes, Norfolk, Va.,
(rightfully burned on tiie face and neck.
Pain was instantly relieved by De W itt’ s
Witch Hazel Salve, whicli healed the in ­
jury without leaving a soar. It is the
famous pile remedy. C. F. Moore A Co.
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“ In France it has been decided by
the courts that an unmarried women
becomes an old maid at 30.”
“ That rule Would never do in this
cou n try.”
“ W hy not?”
“ Single women never reach the age
o f 30 in A m erica.”
It is easy to catch a cold and just as
easy to get rid of it if you commence
early to use One Minute Cough Cure.
It cures coughs, colds, bronchitis, pneu­
monia. and all throat and lung troubles.
It is pleasant to take, safe to use and
sure to cure. C. F. Moore it Co.
I
Stephen—“ But, uncle John, whom do
you mean when you speak of the ‘ best
citizens?’ ” Uncle John—“ W ell, there
is myself, for instance, and—and—I pre­
sume there are others, but they do not
come to mind just at this m om ent."
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Mrs. Mary Bir»I. Harr isburg. Ta.. save,
“ Mv child is worth millions to m e; yet
I would have lost her by croup had I
not invested twenty five cents in a bot­
tle of One Minute Cough Cure.”
It
cures coughs, colds and all throat ami
lung troubles. C. F. Moore A Co.
GROCERIES.
FRESH & OYiEJ^TsT-
JOSEPH W
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TN
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A small b»»y, the Rev. Dr. Lambnth j
relates, tcaseal his father f»ir a watch till
he was forbidden to mention the matter
C L O T H IN G
again. At family prayers next morning
when asked for his scripture verse, the
Long of Wear,
youngster repeated, “ What I say unto
Short of Prioe.
you, I say unto all—watch.” —Chautau­
J . G. W I L E » .
qua Assembly Herald.
She— ” 1 hear Miss Sprunguw has
married into one o f the oldest families
here. Is it so?
He— "Y es; her father-in-law is 96
and h » wife tw 99.”
Pbiladeinbia
ClOtblOjT at
Philadelphia
P rices,
.1 O WILLY
JOHN A. BECK,
WATCHMAKER
JEWELER*
"1 1 * - ANTEtVTRCSTWOKTRT AND ACTIVA Solicit* the patron see of his old Indiana
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gentleman »>r ladies to travel ft»r respon­
Friends who need watch repairing dona.
sible. established house in Oregon Monthly
IfcVOOand ezi$eu>es Position steady. Refer*
enee. Encline »elf-addre«aed »tamped euvel- 2 7 0 M o r r is o n S t.
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