NEEBERG GRAPHIC. 'T , ver moat statesm en . G enerally when spread gravel is when you are p u ttin g C roup an d w hooping cough ure a person la ap p o in ted to a h ig h position 1 it on. childhood's terrors; b u t like pneum o- j it 1» charged th a t he represents some M r. S tew art's m ethod is to put th e nia, bronchitis, an d oilier th ro a t an d i UBl'XD BVKKY FRIDAY MOHNINU. j faction of th e p a rty in Ida atate. Col­ ' gravel in the center of th e road and let lu n g troubles, can be quickly cured by 1 using One M iuute Cough Cure. A. onel Hay livea in th e D istrict ofC'o!- | the people spread it by driving over it. | Mr. Davis’ idea is th a t roads should T. H ill. E. H. W o o d w a r d , E d i t o r «Jt P u b l i s h e r . um hta w here th e re are no factions. In d ia n a p o lis Jo u rn a l. I 1« drained by all means. W hen drain { ditches are kept open and the water ta k ­ T here are th o u san d s of prom ises in FR ID A Y , A PRIL 9, 1897. Air*. I . . . . « « A S o c ia lis t. en off the roads will be good. If gravel­ th e liible, but not one of them was p u t Mrs Lease has re tu rn ed to W ichita ed, let th e public spread it by driving there to m ake u loafer h a p p y .—R a m 's K a te red an second clia - m «tter nt tlic postoflice from h e r E astern lecture tour, h av in g ! over i t ; op|«osed to corduroy; rock is the H orn. at Newberg, Oregon. sh ed h e r P opulistic plum age an d taken th in g for a solid road-bad,but it ia ex ­ on a gro w in g crop o f Socialistic pin pensive. G rading of roads should be U nconditional su rren d er, is th e only An exchange says McKinley has been > feat tiers, o f w hich th e ultim ate hue and done not later than March. term s those fam ous little pills know n as in office only four weeks and here we te x tu re c a n n o t y e t lie prefigured. Hhe M r. W heeler th in k s th a t all roads have been shipping H ay to England says th a t socialism is th e practice of should be graded full w idth—00 feet. De W itt's L ittle E a rly Risers w ill m ak e j w ith constipation, sick headache an d and Porter to France. C h ristia n ity , a n d th a t th ere is no hope He would p u t in a d rain tile about stom ach troubles. for th e m asses u n til o u r social system three feet deep in tho center of the road A. T. H ill. The chicken family is"said to have is e n tirely reco n stru cted . Kite has in to carry off the w ater; would see th at * the w ater is let out of all Holes th at ' some degree reconstructed tier own by decended from the jungle fowl of tu d ia. I t has te e n discovered th a t to bury lothing ine hoes ats pring ap ancy hirts tc This may be tru e but if it is, let one the c u ttin g dow n h e r rhetorical practice form in the road d u rin g the w inter. a num up to bis neck in wet sam l is an d learn in g bow to tool a bicycle, one lilackhurn—Would make the w idth fine 1897 models be stood up ulong-side o( one of his ancient ancestors and the o f the beat correctives know n of too free 30 feet, well graded, with good grade on il practically certain cure for a p p a re n t death from uu electric shock. comjArison would tell in favor of D ar­ a flow of w ords w ith o u t w isdom , her each side. A good road cun be made on ----------------■ any soil by proper draining. The only besetting affliction at hom e a n d abroad wins theory of evolution. PERSONAL —T he gentlem an w ho a n ­ way to m ake a good road in clay is to since histo ry becam e aw are o f her. cross-lay and gravel. noyed th e congregation lust S u n d ay by N . Y. T rib u n e. The introduction of incubators lor W heeler—Would plow up roads in co n tin u ally coughing will find in s ta n t hatching eggs is of com paratively recent A I ’o | > u l a r P r e s i d e n t . relief by using One M inute Cough fall or early spring for grading. date in th is country, notw ithstanding E a rh a rt—Would not make road too 1 Cure, a speedy an d harm less rem edy (senator T illm an , w ho has ju s t visit­ th e fact th a t “ down in E g y p t" the w ide; would grade and m ake even and for th ro a t an d lung troubles. pictures on th e m onum ents show th a t ed th e W h ite H ouse for th e first lim e d rain well. A . T. H ill. since 1893, says th e re is m ore true eggs were incubated many thousands of H ash—G rade in th e fall as well as "d e m o cracy " ab o u t P resid en t M cK in­ years ago. This seems to lie one of the " T h a t was a p retty lm t th a t Mrs. ley th a n th ere was a b o u t his im m ed i­ early spring and till up all liolea when iost arts th a t has been found again. Jones wore last n ig h t,” he suggested. ate predecessor. Ho is probably right. they begin to form . Stew art—G rade m ust lie more than “ P re tty ? " she exclaim ed w ith in fi­ T ills a d m in istra tio n is repu b lican and An exchange says: Liquified air can dem ocratic in th e correct sencc, and 30 fe e t; should he 50 or 54 feet wide to nite scorn. "W h y , I h appen to know now he ordered by the dozen bottles in persons of all p artie s are fin d in g th is grade well and make a drain to corres­ th a t th a t h a t only cost $10.” —C hicago j M unich. Dut just w hat it can be used out. T he p resen t P re sid e n t is likely to pond with th e grude. I’ost. Crawford—To grade full 00 feet in for in a geaeral way is in doubt. The become personally as po p u lar as an y exchange is informed th a t there will be o ccu p an t of th e W hite House since the w idth w ill make b etter roads. The main N ot o n ly acute lu n g troubles, w hich point with him is to know how to make inuy prove futal in a few days, b u t old no dem and for liquified air in bottles w a r.—Globe D em ocrat. a good road through the tim ber. [No­ chronic coughs a n d th ro a t troubles here on the coast. I t comes in bottles body explained th is point to him.] bore to be su re, bu t it is of another m ay receive im m ediate relief a n d be Tli** H e n s i) f o r P r o m p t A c t i o n . W addell—The point of width is an im ­ perm an en tly cured by O ne M inute brand entirely. E asiness is represented to be "q u ie t.” po rtan t m atter and should be settled. I Cough Cure. A. T. Hill. T h is is usually th e ease w hen tariff Dili not believe in 90 feet; forty feet is Oovcnor Lord will do well to recom­ chan g es are u n d e r way. N ot u n til th e wido enough, and it will make a good ‘‘Can a n y of you tell ine w h y L azar­ mend a treatm en t of a course of sassa­ Diligley bill is in finul shape can th e road if well ditched. us was a lieggar?” asked th e female fras tsa for th e "b ellig eren t" forces, be­ greut in d u stries ad ju st them selves to Woods—M. W addell is right, 40 feet teacher. “ W hy was L azarusu beggar?” fore hs calls an extra session of the leg­ th e com ing co n d itio n s T h is is w hy is wide enough; and then they should bo . she repeated sternly. “ Please, m a’a m ,” islature. W ith th e to rp id livers many P resident McICiniey acted w isely in of them were troubled with last w inter, b rin g in g C ongress to g eth er early , and well worked, rolled and drained. Roads j replied a sm all boy w hose fath er was a w hat can be expected of th eir circula­ w hy th e R epublicans in th e H ouse ure in my section have been standing for m erch an t, “ because he d id n ’t adver- seveial years and are still in good con­ tise.” tion in th e spring-tim e, w ithout th e use sensible in p u sh in g th e Mil vigorously. dition. of proper blood purifyers? T h e u n c e rta in ty w id soon en d , an d th e Davis—No gravel should he p u t in I t should lie m ade a m a tte r o f p u b ­ business revival w ill b eg in .—Globe g ra v e l; wagons will pack it solid lic know ledge th a t D e W itt's W itch Democrat. Farm ers complain of " th a t tired feel­ enough. Huzcl Halve will speedily cure piles of ing” occasioned by the long delay of Ju d g e Magers—G raveled roads should th e longest sta n d in g I t is th e house­ l i e n j a m i i i F r a n k l i n ' s M o n ey , good spring w eather. Unless Mr. lie rolled w ith a heavy roller in order to hold favorite for burns, scalds, cuts, W hen wise old Itenjainin F ra n k lin 1’ague does som ething for them soon it you want to work it down evenly. Tins will prevent bruises an d sores of all kinds. r e a d the big will require something moro than a m ade his will he inserted a clause giv ­ ru ttin g . All d rain ditches should be Western Weekly A. T Hill. look at Lydia F inkham 'a sm iling pro­ in g $5,000 to lie used as a fund to be kept open, so th a t th e w ater in the “THE CYCLIST WEST” ¡ M file to bring a good spring grin on many m unaged by th e selectm en o f Eoston ditches may have an easy flow. Favor­ L aw y er G oodly—W h a t’s w rong old to all r e m it ti n g d u r in g the n e x t th r e e months. of their faces. Many farm ers are sh o rt a n d by th e m loaned to y o u n g m arried ed good narrow roads to poor wide ones. chap? R eg ula r price 12.00. Bright, newijr, e n t e r t a i n ­ For of feed, w ith th eir entire crop still to be urtisuns, to give th e m a s ta rt in th e H enderson —Did not believe in plow­ An Ill ustrated Journal of h ig he st literary LTglimugge—I won a kiss from Miss ing. w orld. T hese louus were to bear 5 per merit. Send for s am ple copy. E V E R Y m em ber o f ing about 12 feet in center of road, but put In. For th e abov e period we will m a ke the fol­ I’u rtiest on election. She w on’t pay c e n t interest, a n d a t th e en d of ono lowing prize offers to parties s e n d in g in cash leave it solid. E V E R Y f a m ily on up su bsc ri pti ons: Value h u n d re d y ears th e sum , w ith Interest, B lackburn—W ould plow it all up. pair gua ra n te e d road tires 12 00 W ashington county hop growers nre w as to be applied to some public work L aw yer G oodly—N ever m in d , old 308ub.«criptious, 20 " C a m e r a —takes p ic ta res 4x/+ x \% 7 00 E V E R Y f a r m , in I.ano—Do n o t believe in plowing or inun; I ’ll collect it for y o u .—T ru th . contracting the coming season's crop o f tho city. 10 “ Cycle Lamp 5 “ G ua ra nte e d Foot P u m p ......... 1 50 sum m er-fallow ing th e center of th e road ; E V E R Y v i l l a g e , in a t seven cents, with an advance of three 2 “ Li gh tn in g R ep air Tool. 50 T h e one h u n d re d years h av e passed 1 “ A lu m in u m N am ep lat e — p e r­ and a half cents at picking tim e. These and th o city of Eoston now finds itself would leave a t least 12 feet in the center. KV1SRY S t a t e anti T e r r it o r y . T h irty years is a long tim e to fight sonal na m e e n g ra v e d 35 Thom pson—Break land right up to contracts are uearly alw ays w ritten so in possession of $400,000, th e o u tg ro w th For fu r th e r pa rticulars , a ddre ss so painful a troub'e as piles, but Jacob T he C ycling W est P ub . C o ., Denver, Col. th a t the buyer can force th e grower to o f F ra n k lin ’s g enerosity. According to outer edge of wagon tracks, bo th a t the UOK E d u c a tio n , til M itchell, of U nion ville, I’a , struggled let hint have the crop if th e price suits th e provisions of th e will a board of center is left perfectly solid. j th a t long before he tried D e W itt’s F O R N ol>Ie .M a n h o o d , Many other good things were said be­ him , while on the other hand there is a tru stees has ju s t been ap p o in ted to take W itch Hazel Halve, w hich quickly and FOR T ru e W o m an h o o d . hole to craw l out at if they don’t w an t ch arg e of th o fund an d apply it to some fore the meeting adjourned. The Judge took occasion to th an k the supervisors, p erm an en tly cured him . I t is equally to take th e crop. As a rule th ere is public w> rk for th e good of th e city. many of whom hud come so far to attend effective in eczem a an d a l l skin affec­ (Yellow Stoue Park Liue ) very little to be gained by tbo farm er IT G I V E S a ll im p o r t a n t n e w s o f t h e N a t i o n . T he good deeds of F ruukliii still live, tions. A. T H ill. contracting ahead, any crop he may a n d Eoston now lias th e o p p o rtu n ity to the m eeting, and assured them th a t the T H E ONLY DINING CAR ROUTE FROM IT G I V E S all i m p o r t a n t new«* o f tin* W o r ld county court stood ready to aid them in PORTLAND TO T H E KA9T. raice. IT G I V E S t h e m o st r e lia b le m a r k e t re p o r ts. D id n 't C atch On do a good th in g for herself a n d ut th e TH E ONLY ROUTE TO T H E YELLOWSTONE th eir efforts for good roads to its fullest IT G I V E S b r i l l i a n t a n d I n s t r u c t iv e e d i t o r i a l s . sam e tim e h o n o r th e m em ory of th e a b ility .—T ranscript. “ My skirts?” echoed th e tall beauty. n a t io n a l p a r k . F er several years Oregon has had a p rin te r, sta te sm a n , scien tist an d p h i­ IT G I V E S f a c i n u t i n g s h o r t s t o r ie s " I ’m not talking nbout iny skirts. I t ’s I very good compulsory educational losopher.—Toledo Elude. LKAV8 I Un. Depot, Foot 6th St. | arrive IT G I V E S an u n e x c e l le d a g r i c u l t u r a l d e p a r t m e n t . m y frizzles th a t th e w ind blows o u t.” K v o l u t i o n o f M c K i n l e y ’a S i g n a t u r e . law , but several newspapers IT G I V E S s c i e n c e a n d m e c h a n i c a l i n f o r m a t i o n A nd th e y o u th w ent forth in to th e No. 2. I Fast m i l l for Kalama, No. 1. T here is much interest m anifested by throughout th e slate seem to have IT G I V E S ill u s t r a t e d f a s h io n a r t ic le s . Kelso, Castle Rock. Wiu- cool n ig h t and butted h is head ag ain st k n m u s í a s tic miíktino lock, C heh’ilia, Central- the intim ate associates of the President been ignorant of th is fact until IT G I V E S h u m o ro u s i ll u s t r a t io n s . the first lum p post.—C leveland Plain ¡a, South Bend. Monte- in th e evolution of his signature. W hen quite recently. Like many laws to be Mino, Aberdeen, Ocosta, IT G I V E S e n t e r t a i n m e n t to old a n d y o u n g . Dealer. a —G o o d I l o a i l s Olympia. Tacoma. Seat­ he was Govenor of Ohio the first term found on our statutes this one lias never F u l l L T U a t l k « o f —T H i m u p e e l y r v S l a iij o ; r kom IT G I V E S s a t i s f a c t i o n e v e r y w h e r e t o e v e r y b o d y . tle, Victoria. Pt. Town II ons, send, Ellensburg. Ros- his fath er was living, and he signed his lieea enforced to any e x te n t. Parunts W hen a cold is contracted, cure it a t lvn, N orth Yakim a, nam e “ W illiam M cKinley, J r . ” The w ho ere careless about sending tiieir Sprague. C heney, Spo P u rsu an t to tho request o f Judge Ma­ | once O ne M iuute Cough Cure will set We Furnish THE GRAPHIC and the NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE, ikane, Pullman . O i ­ children to school ought to 1 h ) jogged up ker#, th e supervisors of th e different father died after the son laid been G ov­ lfield, Fa rm in gton , Mos you on th e road to recovery in a m in ­ cow, Uniontowu, G en­ and where children can’t lie properly road districts of Yam hill county met ern o r of the state for a little over a your. ute. It will cure pneum onia, b ro n ch i­ 1:00 P. M. esee. Rosslaud, B. C :7 :30P . M- clothed and books furnisbod by the p a r­ w ith the county court on Friday last and He was then anxious to drop " J r . ” tis, croup nnd all form s of lu n g and Trail, B. C ; Nelson. B. C.: Kaslo. Missoula. C A S H IN A D V A N C E . ents, they should lie supplied as the law talked county roads in n business-like from his nam e, lm t as lie had taken the th ro a t troubles. jButte, Anaconda. H e le ­ A. T. H ill. na. St. Paul. M in nea po­ provides for. Even from a financial m anner, th a t w ill very probably bring \ oath of office as “ W illiam M cKinley, Address all or ders to lis. Kansas City, O u n standpoint this is cheaper than to let good results. Judge Magers called the J r . , ” he decided to continue putting th at ha. Counci l Bluffs, St. A rt nml C h iro p o d y . Louis, Chicago, W as h­ as th e official signature to nil docu­ thorn grow up in vice and ignorance. ington. New York, P h i l ­ m eeting to order and made a few appro­ “ A m ong th e landscapes in m y pic­ m ents. W hen G overnor of Ohio th e sec­ a del phia. Boston, a n d Write yo ur na m e and a ddr ess on a postal card, send it to Geo. W. Best, T r ib une p riate rem arks, stating th a t the object of all points Eas t a n d Otlice New York Cit>, and a sam ple copy of T H E NEW YORK WEEKLY ond term he dropped th e word “ J r , ” ture g allery ,” said th e chiropodist, " I Southeast TRIBUNE will be m a il e d to you. li t r e in th e W illam ette valley where m eeting was to devise m ethods for bet­ signing his nam e “ W illiam M cK inley." have a picture of h u m a n feet, show ing th e soil is rich beyond comparison a l­ tering the roads and to exehungu ideas D aring th e la tte r p a rt of his term as th eir differences of peculiarities nm l S DAYS to Minneapolis, Omaha . Kansas most, our roads th a t are not graveled cut in this line. Those present w ere: Citv. ami 9t. Pant. G overnor, McKinley signed the word form ation am ong th e people of ditler- :i'i DAYS to M ilw aukee ami Chicago Jo h n llakem an,U nrlton; up into bolas pretty badly in the w inter D , DAYS to Wash ington Ph il ade lp hia , New “ W in” so often th a t th e letter “ m " be­ cut n a tio n s.” John M artin, W h ealan d ; York ami Boston, anil o th e r East season, to be sure, but we cheerfully "L an d scap e? Feet?” surprisedly e x ­ came alm ost a stra ig h t line, This caus­ e rn point#. Him Mills, N ew berg; yield the palm to Iowa in a contest for claim ed his guest. Diggagc c h ec ke d th ro ugh to d e sti nati on of ed confusion, m any |x>nple m istaking G F E n rh cart, L al'a y e tte ; deep and dangerous mud holes. W itness . . . . "Y es,” retu rn ed th e chiropodist; ticket. the nam e for a letter " W ,” w ith a For s leeping car res ervation#, ticket#, maps «8 Mr E aster Happy V alley; th e following from an Iowa exchange: straig h t stroke run n in g out from the top "cornfields, you k n o w ." —Boston C our­ ami full in form atio n, call o n or write Dave I.uno, G rande R onde; A horae tielonging to J . J . ltrees was ier. Tlie G r a p h ic a n d W e e k l y O r e g o n ia n of tho letter. F J Stew art, Sheridan ; drowned right in the road north-east of ¡¡» T h e G r a p h ic a n d R u r a l N o r t h w e s t Before taking the oath of office as Pres­ E M U nderwood, M cM innville; M artinsburg, March 23. Mr. Itrccs was M fin* G r a p h i c a n d N. V. T r ib u n e ident Maj. McKinley decided that th ere­ W hen th e spring tim e comes, “g en tle T 11 H enderson, A m ity ; *1 driving in th e road and cauio to a mud after he would sign his nam e “ W illiam A nnie,” like all o th er sensible persons, 2 5 5 M o r r i s o n St. , C or. T h i r d . Duncan I'.oss, D ayton; hole, which waa so deep th a t the horse If you don’t find w hat you w ant in this list call at th is office and ex-d M cK inley,” nnd th a t is th e way he has will cleanse th e liver a n d renovate th e Ed Wood, W illim ina; w ent in over his head, and died in a few (!) am ine a long list of papers, any one of which will be furnished with the^ affixed his signature to all docum ents system w ith IV W itt's L ittle K aily R is­ A M W addel, A m ity; ininutee. This is surely a recoomendu- ¿¿¿Graphic at greatly reduced rates. turned out from th e W hite House since ers, fam ous little pills for die liver and Sm ith Stevens, W h eatlan d ; tion for Iow a's rem arkable road making. the 4th of March. " \\ illiam M cKinley” stom ach all th e year round. A T. Hill. I C raven, D undee; Mr. ltrees is a poor man who m akes his will Is# found on all docum ents w ith A ltlackburn, North Y am hill; living by hauling and this is n severe which he has to deal during his term as W T H ash, Dayton ; luee to him . President. A (' Adams, M cM innville; A I, Myers, W est Chehalem ; a r t it i t o r t h e i 'K k s a . The root of wild parsnip is a deadly J W W heeler, N ewberg; poison. It will kill cattle th at eat it- ( ’ Obye, N orth Y am hill; W h a t t h « r » | i « r i A r e S ay In n o n C u r r e n t Tliey fed some to a < alf out at th e col­ F A Craw ford, D ayton; Topics. lege T hursday m orning, and tho calf is Mr F lynn, G opher V alley; dead as a dor nick. It lived less th an rrn*-ti<-At W o r k . P C Thom pson, C a rlto n ; Secretary Wilson, th e new head of th ree hours after the plant wus ad m in ­ Newt Branson, W illim ina (¡I th e D epartm ent of A griculture. i# re- ' After many points of the road law had istered, and died alm ost before th e e x ­ oelvlng th e highest en co m iu m s from lx*en discussed and satisfactorily ex ­ perim enters had tim e to adm inister m enitiers o f congress o f all parties for plained by the Judge, ideas on th e best rem edies. Y esterday morning another th e Intellgent an d practical wav w ith m anner of working the roads were e x ­ test was made. All the favorite a n ti­ w hich he hua taken hold of th e work change'1. dotes were in readiness, nnd as soon as of th e d e p a rtm e n t. He is brin g in g to M r. W addle said th a t th e most im ­ the effect of the poison «as m anifest, the imited umber bear upon It a h appy com bination of po rtan t factor in road work is good, rem edies were applied. They did no practical farm experience a n d in te lli­ deep ditching and pro|>er grading. good and th e calf, n second sacrifice to g ent scientific work. G raveling would lie of no account unless science, expired in a little over two and H e has already set on foot a system th e ir is proper d rain ag e; if gravel ia put one-half hours after swallowing the ntroductory rices f o r a thoro u g h test of th e capacity of on il should tie done uniform ly. The hull).—e u r .s iiis T im es. m any states for th e production of ix-et proper tim a to work roads is in March. sugar, an d Is ransacking th e world for He is in favor of levying a tax for road F o r th e K idney#. “ I am 65 years old ; have had kidney new classes of legum inous deep-rooted work and having tho work done under p lan ts w hich shall fu rn ish a new and the su|H