Newberg graphic., June 19, 1896, Image 4

/
JUDGE OF THE SUPREME COURT.
Impellizzerl are countless, and, with
T H E H A T TR IC K .
the cruelty by which he »howed. led
n . D i d n ’t L i k e B e a n s , b n t H e A t e to his denunciation by Mr. Gladstone H o w th e M e r c h a n t » ' E x c h a n g e J o k e r *
T h e m A l l th e D i m e ,
W o r k e d I t U p o n a Visitor.
forty years ago In the philippics which
Mark Twain lived some forty years that statesman directed ugainst Fer­
A large, good-looking and evidently
ago. In the limits o f a very wild, half dinand. The executions were only lu g o o d matured man walked Into the ex­
Of tent and trial prora Hood * Sarsaparilla to be
crazy frontier mining camp. This was part public; it was the executions in change room in the Board of Trade
uue ¡nailed for purifying the blood beoanae
divided Into two parties, the so-called secret—usually at night—which gave building the other day and was soon an
“ Boston crowd,” which contained the the man his power. It was he who ex­ interested, not to say anxious, specta­
better element, though few Boston men, ecuted In San Francisco place, Naples, tor of what is kuowu on ‘Change as “the
and the "Missouri crowd,” which was a tho Calabrian Agendas Milanoque. who hat trick.”
pretty bad lot, though not composed on Dec. 9, 1856, had made a bayonet
The large man wore * glossy new
exclusively of nntlves of Missouri. thrust at King Ferdinand II., and pa­ derby hat.
Fights to the death were o f dally anil triots Innumerable became his victims.
A member of the exchange walked up
nightly occurrence, gambling outfits
I , the One True Blood Further. A ll d r u o fliu ; n
When Garibaldi entered Naples In to him, neatly lifted the hat ofT his head,
were in constant demand, quarreling, September, 1860. the excited populm e and In a moment the newcomer saw
Hood’s P ills cure all Liver ilia. 25 cent«.
bullying drunkards were omnipresent, went In search of the bated beadsman; what he supposed was his hat flying
and few used water except to wash but he cared much for ills own life, across the room.
THE ELECTRIC SUCKER.
now and tben In the little mountain although he thought little of that of
It had been propelled by a kick. Sev­
A Gertuau'a A ccou n t o f » W o n d e r fu l Flab stream flowing through the diggings. others, and escaped with his wife. eral others made a rush at It, and It
Despite It nil there was a strict camp Later lie was imprisoned on the Island was sent hither uDd thither like a foot­
F ou nd In th e b ile .
In an article in Ueber Land und etiquette, which was recognized and of Ustiea, where he became an offi­ ball.
Mcer on "Electrical Phenomena In the considered law by all, and it was o f this cer of the fort built in those days to ( The man looked on in amazement.
Animal W orld,” Dr. Froli.h tells about etiquette thut Mark Twain told me an protect tlie island against pirates. Ho Presently the hat came his way and he
a sucker first found in the N ile and its example.
was in receipt of a pension of 85 a seized It. He gave the now dilapidated
A "Boston man” was eating break­ month—much more thau he deserved. headgear a brush or two with bis elbow,
tributaries by modern scientific men in
1881, but well known to the ancient fast early one morning at a table near He was 81 years old at the time of bis j looked It over dubiously, then put it ou
Egyptians as the "sucker thnnderer the open door and the half-bar, hnlf- death.—New York Tribune.
nnd started hurriedly for the exit.
god,” being worshiped as such in a l-estaurant o f the place. He was Just
Before he could make his escape the
California's
Edible
I,Izard.
Eucker god temple in the city of the finishing his plate of pork and beaus
hat was again seized aud again became
There Is living In the mountainous tbe center of a rush.
thunder sneker, or Oryrrhynchos. Tho when two “ Missouri” men passed along
reason they called it the thunder suck­ and saw the ‘ Boston” man and his parts of the Mojave desert a very
Once more the man got the hat, clap­
er, instead of the "thunder fish, " w a s breakfast. They stopped within a foot strange lizard, which often reaches a ped It on his head, and was rushing
length of over a foot, and which Is away when he was Intercepted by tbe
hecauso they knew of another fish, or two.
known to tho English speaking people
“ Look at that!" said the bigger of nearly as wide as one's hand and of a | man who had originally taken it from
as the electric cat ( fish), to the Germans “ Missouri” men contemptuously, “ do uniform'dark slate color, or even black, the visitor’s head.
as tho zitterwcls, or the shad that you see what that blank-blankety-blank while the tall is spotted with white
With great politeness the Joker hand­
makes ono tremble. It grows to a length Boston thing la eating? Why, down In and often nearly uniformly white. At ed over the visitor's own hat, as glossy
of about a foot, of which the head und Missouri, where I came from, we feed a distance this species, which scientists and perfect as If it had Just come from
nose take up a quarter, and at the deep­ them things to our horses. Only the call Saurotualur nur, looks like a Gila the hatter's block, aud took the old hat
est part measures more than a quarter brutes eat that grub down there.”
monster, and many people,Unacquaint­ In return.
of its length
Presently the bully stepped Inside and ed with the latter, have supposed
The visitor's surprise Increased. Ho
Just why tho modern scientific men sat down opposite the “ Boston" man, nt them to be the same, and I think It Is scrutinized the new hat. It was cer­
did not know of this fish beforo is a the same table. When tho plate of due to tills mistake that many people tainly his. Then he Joined in the gen­
question a layman finds it hard to an­ beans bail been eaten, the "Boston” believe the Gila monster nn Inhabitant eral laugh. He had simply been init­
swer except that the sucker is a bottomy man called out to the bartender:
of California. But there is no really iated Into the mysteries of the Board of
fish. The old Egyptians probably learned
“ Pete, give me another plateful. Pile authentic accoimt of the monster be­ Trade hat trick, the first point la which
of the animal after a N ile flood, when It up. 1 like ’em.”
ing fotiDd In our State. Prof. Baird Is a bit of sleight-of-hand work by
semo philosopher was meditating over
When the heuped-up plate enme the states that In his Pacific railroad re­ which hats are changed and tiie stock
a mud puddle left by tho receding wa­ “ Boston” man, quick as a flash, had
ports, on the authority of Kennerl.v hnt, kept for the purpose, is kicked into
ter. Ho saw a funny fish struggling in pulled out his revolver, had the “ Mis­
and Mollhausen, that It has been found the ring of Jokers.—Buffalo Commer­
tho water, and, out of a desiro for
souri” man covered with It, and then, along the Mojave River, but this must cial.
knowledge, reached for the fish and
pushing the full plateful of beans be a mistake.
touched it. I f there were any disciples
Vanished from Human Ken.
across the table, told the "Missouri”
The chuck walla, as the black lizard
of the philosopher hard by, they proba­
What strikes us most markedly In
miiu to “ eat It nnd like It, or he’d shoot above described Is called by the In­
bly saw the philosopher act surprising­
him like the dog that he was." The dians, Is almost entirely vegetarian In reading the book of the rocks is not so
ly— as tho stoic Indian did when he got
much the strange forms which are por
h Id of a galvanic battery. Thereafter bully had his choice between beans or its habits, and consequently edible. trayed in Its pages, as the fact that so
death,
and
he
knew
it.
When
ho
had
Several specimens which were exam- many of them are extinct. Indeed, cx-
thi- h was worshiped, having a name
ln the
newe8t c f formations,
which ;
ciated it with the “ thunder eaten every bean he was made to say lned contained In their stomachs sped-
Hint
he
liked
beans,
and
then,
nml
not
mons of a little lotus an ephedra and |t
, xtremelv rare to come
g d of the skies," although tho ancients
know nothing of electricity according to till then, did the “ Boston” mnn put up a few bits of the gray desert tree, delea formg wblch pUD even npproximatelv
Ills pistol, paid for both orders of beaus fremontil. The Indians eat a g r e a t!
tho learned of today.
be considered identical with anv now
many of them, and I, for one, can testi­ living on the facte of the earth.
A peculiar thing about the various and left the saloon.
"Now,”
said
Mark,
“
the
reason
the
fy that, although very repuslve to look
electrical fish is that should ono swim,
All are vanished species. What Is
even at a considerable distance from a ‘Missouri’ mnn didn't whip out his gun at. If one has not had fresh meat for more, when we once get clear of any
and
shoot
ns
soon
as
the
bean
eater’s
human bather, tho bather would know
three or four months, a nice, fat chuck formation It Is the rarest possible oc­
of its proximity by an “ electrical sen­ back was turned was because of camp walla Is quite palatable If properly
currence ever again to see any o f tho
sation, ” while many of theiji have bat­ etiquette. Each man hail his fun with cooked. The meat Is very white and
Judge Powers, who today represents thoughtful charges to a jury:
spring days,when everything so strong^
species of fossils characteristic of It.
teries actually fit to kill a hone on con­ the other, and they were even. I f the tastes much like frogs' legs, which
Honge of Repre„ ntatlveSi u. s.
,
ly favors getting well. This greatest
Each period of the world's history had Vermont in congress, entered the na -\
tact. Those fish are far ahead of the hu­ 'Boston' man bad been shot tho ’Mis­ are sold at such a good price ln our
Washington, D. C„ Feb. 19,1866.!
of all spring remedies is doing an asJ
its own fauna and flora—that is, its own tional house with a magnificent record
man beings in the matter of weapons, souri' mnn, ns quick na news could fly, markets.—San Francisco Chronicle.
I have for several years bsen acquainted tonishing amount of good these days
assemblage of animals nnd plants—and a» lawyer and judge of the supreme
“ fer they stun their prey at u great dis­ would have had ills body Ailed with
oonrt of Vermont
with the medicinal qualities of Paine’» among sick people and those semi-in­
once
they
disappear
they
are
gone
for­
The Bight o f Bird».
lead from the revolver of every man In
tance in tho water. ’ ’
He 1« a fine type of the oarrfsi I “ '.«y compound, and can enthusiastically valids who are "rnn down” by the
indorse as' a specitio in many cases for
Birds are commonly credited with nn ever. Yet, witlilu the historic period, learned. New England lawyer.
camp, regardless of party. You see we
which its use is recommended by its pro­ long, trying winter, or worn out and
we
know
of
the
extermination
of
only
THE RETIRED BURGLAR.
were quite sticklers for fair play In extraordinary ranee of vision. Circum­
H. H ksby P owkrs ,
Though bnt 56 years of age, he was prietors.
afflicted by disease.
stances lend aid to the development of a few animals, nnd of no species of a member of the Vermont legislature
1st Dist. Vt.
N o t O ften R e a lly F rig h te n e 'l, hnt N ow and those days.” —New York Journal.
The soul and life of sound health i*
plants
at
all.
Even
then
the
extinct
the mental factors In their case. The
Th en l'ertia pn a L it t le Startled.
By far the best use that any tired or a well-nourished nervous
system.'
W h y H a w le y 8 o l(l H I n C o w ».
animals have, In every instance, met a third of a century ago, and again in
usual
distance
nt
which
terrestrial
spe­
“ I don’ t suppose a man in my busi­
1874, when he was speaker of the ailiDg person can make of these preoi- Paine’s celery compound repairs tha
Secretary Morton recently visited cies use their eyes is limited by the their fate at the hand of man.
ness is apt to get frightened very much,” Blltmore, N. C., to make a personal in­
The dodo, a curious bird of Mauritius, house. He has been state censor, a ous spring days is to pnrify the blood worn, nervous system as nothing else
said the retired burglar. “ He’s all the vestigation of some experiments in ground horizon. But In the ease of
nnd
the solitaries of the Islands of Re­ member of the costitntional convention and regulate their nerves with Paine's can do. It is the one certain and per­
the soaring birds, such ns vultures nnd
timo expecting things to happen, tuul
arboriculture that have greatly inter­ eagles, tbe horizon, the natural limit union nnd Rodriguez were exterminated and of the state senate. In 1874 he celery compound. It is plain to any manent oure for sleeplessness, hysteria,'
he’s always on the, lookout for them.
ested him, and while there he made ex­ of sight, is enormously extended.
by ruthless seamen within the last two became judge of the supreme court of observant person that the best remedy nervous debility aud exhaustion, rheu­
Still, 1 suppose that any man, unless he
amination of George Vanderbilt’s 80,-
centuries. The moa of New Zealand Vermont, and reamined on the bench for neuralgia, persistent headaches matism, neuralgia and the various
Macgtlllvray
early
noted
that
though
lias an absolutely east iron nerve, and
000-aore farm. Mr. Vanderbilt has re­ birds of prey have orbits of great size lived long nfter the Maoris reached until 1890, when he took bis seat in and such like indications of low nerv­ manifestations of an unhealthy bodily
such men arc very few, is likely at
oongress. Judge Powers presided at ous vigor, is the on» that most rapidly oondition, such as languor, nervous­
times to be startled. I know that I am. cently purchased anil shipped to this —the eyeball of the common buzzard these islands. The great auk and the many of the most notable trials in the and completely nourishes the worn out ness, heart palpitation, loss of flesh
farm
the
famous
herd
of
recorded
Jer­
Labrador
duck
have
ceased
to
exist,
betnr nn inch and a third in diameter—
For Instance:
history of the state, and is the author parts.
It is not in the power of any and mental depression.
“ I W( nt into n house one night, and sey cattle belonging to Frank W. H aw ­ they do n t, as a rule, soar when seek- | from nn Identical cause, within the of many of the most important opinions other remedy to do tho vigorous work of
With Paines' oelery compound, re­
ley,
of
1’
lttsford
farm,
near
Rochester,
i
memory
of
man.
The
Fhillp
Island
ing their prey. The eagle, when hunt­
nfler groping around down stairs for a
to be fonnd in Vermont reports.
Paine's celery compound in strengthen­ turning strength and cheerfulness soon
while in the blackest kind of darkness N. Y. The cattle number 125, nnd the ing. flies low, as do the sparrowliawit 1 parrot Is a still more recent loss, while
No judge on the supreme bench in ing the jaded system, and in bringing it show that one is undoubtedly on the
I went up stairs. There I found an open herd Is the third In value ami reputa­ nnd the henharrier. Yet the vultures the only mamuinl which can be said for any of onr states has a reputation for baok to an energetio, healthy condi- right road to health.
door. I had located from the outside of tion in the United States.
and condors, birds which do sonr when certnin to have been utterly destroyed more clearly and nnimstakably expres- tion
Paine's celery compound is the one
Mr. Hawley sold his cows because ot seeking food, have been proved to find I from off tbe face of the earth Is the
tho house the windows of tho room tlint
sing his opinions. His unqualified in-
The real danger that stares sick peo- real spring remedy known today that
•Alie
recent
decision
of
the
New
York
!
gigantic
sea
cow
(rliytlna)
of
Behring
tin's elixir < pole il into, and when I struck
carrion by sight. A carcass was cov­
dursement of Paine’s celery compound pie in the face is the putting off at- never fails to benefit. Get Paine’s
the iloi r I knew whew tho Ixxl ought to Court of Appeals confirming the right ered with canvas nnd some offal placed | Strait, though, when It was first dis­ in the following letter is as straigbtfor- tending to sickness and diseas, and
oelery compound, and only Paines’
of
the
State
Board
of
Ileallli
to
colitis-
be. It was there, and I went along tho
upon It. Tbe vultures saw tills, de­ covered, and took tlie taste of the sea- ward and conoise as any one of hiB! letting
slip these
health-inviting celery compound if von wish to be well.
side i f it until I came to the head. I cate nnd slaughter animals suspected of scended nnd ate it. nnd then sat ou the j men who liked oily beef, Its numbers
found a chair there with a man’s clothes tubereulolls, regardless o f their 'nine ervered portion within a few Inches of were small, nnd seemed on the wane.
H O IT T S C H O O L F O R ROTS.
piled up < li it. I picked up the trousers, nml upon careless and casual examina­ a putrid carcass. When a hole was
These, and a few other species o f less
B cblinoamk , Cal.
and as I began to feel in tho pix'kot— tion. He claims that the decision of the made I I tlie covering they saw nnd at­ Interest, form the total extinctions of
“ This excellent institution closes its fifth
br-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r! went
an nlarm Court and the regulations of the Board tacked the food below. But the rapid which history preserves any record.
accredited at both of our universities.
deck on the bureau, not a foot from my of Health are too severe and unjust congregation of vultures from a dis­ But In the rocks composing the earth's year
Ex-State Superintendent Hoitt is well
head, and out of boil jumped a man, nnd that their tests are Imperfect nml tance to n carcass Is probably due to crust there ore the reiunins o f thou­ known in educational matters. The men­
bumping square against mo, of course unreliable. The Court also denied the their watching their neighbors, each of sands, which disappeared ages and tion of his name as master of the school is
guarantee to all who know him, that
not knowing I was there, but kmx-king doctrine ot aristocracy in cattle. It held which Is surveying a limited area.
ages before man came upon the earth. a
none but first-class teachers are employed
me endways und tumbling over on tho that a cow Is only a cow; that otic cow
—Our
Enrth
nnd
its
Story.
Chnrles Darwin pointed out that in a
and that the school under his management
floor himself.
Is no better than another cow, nml that level country the height o f sky com­
ranks among the first of its kind. Nowhere
A Veteran Woman's Death.
are boy» better cared for.” —San Francisco
“ I certainly was startled by that the law does not authorize the payment monly noticed by a mountain man is
__________________
With the “ frontier” fast disappear­ Call.
alarm clock, make no mistake alxmt o f a larger sum for a high-bred Jersey not more than fifteen degrees above the
Piso’s Cure tor Consumption has besn a
that, and I have no doubt in my own that Is condemned nnd killed than for horizon, nnd a vulture on the wing nt ing. even In the further West, it seems
mind that tho man that jumped out of a »tump-tall, burr-covered vagrant Unit the height of between three thousand a far cry back to tbe days of the fron­ family medicine with us since 1865.—J. R.
Less than a cent in fact — and all Cocoa —
Madison, 2409 42d Ave., Chicago, 111.
bed was startled when ho fell over me, is picked up along the highways. The nnd four thousand feet, would probably tier iu the further East, but there are
pure
Cocoa — no chemicals. — T h a t describes
but I didn't stay to ask hiiu ubout regular price of a condemned cow in lie two miles distant nnd Invisible. yet in Maine white people who are
Dr. Peters, the African explorer, is
that. ” — New York Sun.
New York Is f!t5 nml Mr. Hawley re­ Those which descend rapidly and ap­ living links with those days. Mrs. about to undertake a new exploration
W alter Baker & C o .’s Breakfast Cocoa.
cently received that sum per head ns pear to have come from beyond tlic Sibyl Dow, who died ln East Dover, of Somaliland under the auspices of a
T h o D e a r O ld T.aily'a M Intake.
compensation for a herd .>f prize-win­ range o f human sight, were perhaps Me., a few days ago, at the age of 91 number of wealthy Americans.
WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited, - Dorchester, Hass.
Old Mr. und Mrs. Shuman from Bryan ners thut cost him MI0.000 when (hey hovering vertleall.v over the hunter years, was such a link. She was the
H O W ’S T H I S ?
went to tuwn, and in going to the hotel were heifers. Among ids cattle thus when he killed his game.
fifth white child born ln the region
for dinner saw n crowd around the jus­ slaughtered by the Board of llealrb
which is now Piscataquis County,
W e o ffe r One H u n d red Dollars R ew ard fo r s n y
luo very leniaraaoie and certain
Points About Matches.
tice court. Tho old couple, with pardon- was the famous Catherine of I’ ittsford,
Maine. Tw o years before she was born case o f Catarrh that can not be cured by H a ll’s
relief given woman by JIOORE’S
A commission appointed by the her fattier, Eli Towne, moved from Catarrh Cure.
aide curiosity, iuquirod the cuuso of the which won the butter test nt the
,,
™
,
_
.
REVEALED
REMEDY has given
F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., P rop »., T o led o , O.
It is
|
i .
oniformlysuecess-
gathering. They were Informed that a World's Fair, nnd was considered the French government has been investi­ New Hampshire, crossed the Piscata­
W e, th e anderstgued, h a re kn ow n F. J. C h en ey it the name of \V oman s Friend.
the laat 15 years, and b elie v e him p erfeetly {nlm rel.eving the backaches,headaches
M
f J L w * anj weakness
man was on triul for beating liis wife. most valuable Jersey cow hi the eotiu- gating the manufacture of matches, quis River, made a clearing ln the tor
h on ora ble lu a ll business transactions, and
¡¡fe. Thousands of
Edging their way through tho bystand­ try. If not In tin* world. Mr. Hawley with tho object of ascertaining if there primeval forest, and built there a log fin a n cia lly ablo to c a rry o u t any o b liga tion which burden and shorten a woman’s
women testify for it. I t will give health and strength
e lr firm.
ers to get a look at tho prisoner, the old paid .Ü..KKI for her when she was a calf was not some substance whose substi­ cabin, In which Mrs. Dow was born, m ade b y ib V
> est A Tap ax .
®. !!ie ® pleasure. For sale by all druggists.
lady whispered to her husband:
and received ilt.'i Indemnity «lien she tution for phosphorus would render lie was one of the first band o f white
W holesale Drngelsts, T o led o , O.
B LU M A U E R -FR A N K DRUG CO., P ortland . Agents.
W ai . dino , K innan A M arvin ,
"W hat a murderous looking creator* was slaughtered. He claims that the that industry one In which men aud people who settled In the wilderness,
W h olesale D ruggists, T o led o , O.
women could engage without becoming
the prisoner is I I ’d he afraid to get near inspectors were mistaken In their diag
H a ll'a Catarrh Cure Is taken in te rn a lly , a cting
nnd Dover now stands on the site of
c tly upon the b lo od aud mucous surfuees of
h im . ”
nosls. A fter tills experience Mr. Haw­ the victims of horrible and fatal forms his cabin. Mrs. Dow was the first d th ire
e system . P rice 75« per bottle. Sold by all
“ Hush 4’ ’ warned her husband. “ Thai ley became discouraged In Ids attempts ot poisoning. The commission lias Just
ggists. T e s tim o n ia l» tree.
white child born lu the present town D ru
• • Everything for the Printer. • •
PO R T LA N D , O R,,,.
H a ll's fa m ily p llia are the best.
isn’t tho prisoner; he hasn’t been to cultivate the Jersey and offered his made Its report, nnd the conclusions limits of Dover.
reached
by
It
are
of
great
Interest.
brought in yet. ”
F I T S . — A ll Ufa stopped free by D r . K l i n e * »
herd to Mr. Vanderbilt by telephone.
G re a t N e r v e K e a t n r e r . N o tits a fter tt e lir.t
" I t isn’t? Who is it, then?”
F o r e s t s o f S pa in .
The latter accepted tho terms, the trade There Is, the commissioners say, noth­
d a y's use. M arvelou s oil ret. Treatise and |2 00
" I t ’s the judge I” — Atlanta Constitu­ was concluded In three niiuutes, and ing that can replace phosphorus ns a
Spain Is waking up to the necessity tria l bo ttle tree to F it ra.es. SeutI to Dr. K lin e ,
931 A rc h St., P u ila d elp h ta , Pa.
F O R C H IL D R E N T E E T H IN G
tion.
the next day tlie stock were en route to quick nnd convenient means to start of reafforesting her mountains. The
Fflr M ie by t i l I> n (g liU . I « C e iU t b t t ll« ,
combustion.
Other
chemicals
would,
little
king
recently
went
to
a
village
a
T b t G e r m « t tor breakfaat.
Ü
This world is like a mint. We are no North Carolina. It Is said that the pur­
Have you a feeling j
indeed, be safer for the employes, bnt few miles east of Madrid and planted
of weight lo the *
sooner cast into the fire, tukenont again, chase price was over $200,000.
FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or
Stom
ach—Bloating |
none of them is even approximately as a pine sapling, nfter which 2.000 chil­
By
a
special
permit,
and
in
mailing
“ J u s t D o n 't F eel W e l l,“
hammered, stumped and made current
nfter eating— Belch­
Allowance For llniightors.
safe or useful from the standpoint of dren selected from the Madrid schools packages approved by the postoffice de­
ing of Wind—Vomit­
bnt. presently we are changed.— Decker
impbovm
UVER
PILLS
ing of Food—Water-
There can lie no doubt that the cus­ the public. It Is evident, therefore, that each pin lift'd a tree. Medals were dis­ partment, bacteria or disease tissues
are the One Thing to use.
and Webster.
brash— Heartburn—/
O n ly One fo r a D o se .
tom of making an allowance for daugh­ the use of phosphorus must continue; tributed antoug them, with the Inscrip­ may now be sent through tbe mails to
Bad Taste iu the
Sold by druggists st 2 5c . * box
Mouth In the Morn- 1
8*mplee F re e .
Addrese the
K S S I ’ I I N S I V K 111 I T II T O H A B S H A N D
ters Is an excellent one. When n girl but. though that Is the case. It by no tion “ First arbor day Instituted In the United States or municipal laboratories.
ing—Palpitation of i
.
Bosanko
M
ed.
Co.,
Phila.
Pa.
SM EK T soilM IS,
reaches a certain age. say 17 or IN, she means follows that the manufacture reign of Alfonso X III., 1800." Similar
the Heart.due toDis- (
tension of Stomach
should be made an allowance, paid of matches must be at the cost of hun­ festivals are to he held yearly In dif­
—Cankered Mouth I
The nerve, »rp often txdnfully acute. When monthly or quarterly, out of which she dreds of lives every year.
By using ferent places and tlie children are to be
—Gas iu the Bowels j
till» la the case, the best Oilier to be done la to
—
Loss of F lesh -
slioulil
lie
expected
to
provide
herself
proper precautions, the commissioners taken out to see how thetr trees grow,
». clt lhe tonic and traruulllains assistance of
Fickle Appetite — .
Hostetler's Momm-h Hitlers, a Ril|>erb nervllio. with gowns, lints, nml all the staple re­ declare. In tlie ventilation of factories.
Depressed. Irritable '
in the hope that they will foster tree
No less beneficial la It tor dyspeptic, blliooM,
Condition of the t
tna’arlal, rheumatic, bowel ana lit nicy com* quirements of lier toilet. As to luxur­ In the structure of machines and In the planting ln their districts.
Mind — Dizziness— T
plaints
I s.> w ilt persistent regularity.
A ies, like furs. Jewels, hall gowns, and personal habits of the work people,
Headache—Constip- ,
win> slaasf'il before rellilu g coalers sleep.
Low Down.
atiou or Diarrhaa? (
such tilings, they may la- left to the In­ practically all danger can lie removed,
Then to o bare
"Enpee played a mean trick on bis
"T h e fflratte has a tongue etehteen Inches dividual generosity of her parents, who in the best-regulated establishments
lon g," satil Mrs. darrlll. ‘ And knows how in need not stint themselves in Hint be­ measures have already been taken that wife while she was away.”
D Y SPE PSIA
hold It, lo o ," »papixxt Mr. darrlll. who had had cause they give lier an allowance. Too
put an end to tho diseases that a rare- | "What?” ’
a long curtain lecture the ulghl Indore.
I n one of Its manv form
The ooe positive cure {
much stress cannot be laid upon the less nnd unscientific use of phosphorus j "Taught the parrot to scream. You
for this diatr.'ssing complaint is
fact that every girl should have nn al­ produces In those that handle It. A talk too much." "—Exclinuge.
/vo*. r . u w y
Acker’ s Dyspepsia Cablets,
Prof. W . H. Peeke, who lowance. nnd thus lie trained to the ex­ startling feature of the report is Its ns-
She K n e w ,
»V aiall. prepaid. . . rvcvlpt . f a j c a t »
make* h specialty of penditure of money.
Many a young sertlon that the match factories owned
Epilepay, 1 ms without
Btlklns— How do you make a hot
< ..... • « r w . i t . ll. '. l lim -rtnt. N»vr T ort. <
I w y * ' I suffered horribly ir>>m
butJ
doubt treated und cur­ girl when slip marries nml goes to her nnd conducted by the French govern­ Scotch, Miss Vnsanr?
Acker • Tablets.t.iken After meals, have cured me." j
ed more canes than any husband, excites alternately Ids irrita­ ment Itself are precisely those In which !
livin g Physician; his
Miss
Vnssar—
Call
him
an
Irishman:
\t KFR MEDICISKCO.. to A .4 Chambers
I. t A
success is astonishing. tion nml nlarm, owing to her utter Ig­ the conditions are the worst.
I f t b . v Aesen't make him hot I dou't
W e have heard of cases norance of money. I f such a girl had
of so y ea r«’ standing
know anything that will.—Exchange.
T o o M a r t i H r fo r m .
been trained from girlhood to the re­
Friend—What is the matter, old boy?
ceipt of a stilted sum out o f which she
A d v e n t.In g In latadna.
iu * r e ry tow n , fo r one o f thv jent eel lin g a rtic le «
Judge—Well, the fact Is nty wife and
had to meet her needs she would make
It Is estimated that f 4.000,000 Is spent
made. Used by ev e ry m an, w om an and ch ild ,
I
never
get
along
very
well
and
of
late
a better wife.—San Francisco Argo­
F r e d e r ic k « ? « n l t e r y T oo th Br u sh w it h
In advertisement* and that something
T o n g u e n e a n l o g At tachment.
the relationship has iH'cotne so un­
naut.
like 1.500.060,000 copies of newspapers
F n d o ’ aed b y «11 the lea d in g p h y sic U u « and
bearable that we both want a divorce.
den tist*. Send 1 5 e . fo r sam ple. R e ? «il« fo r 25o
• re sold iu liondon every year.
A Headsman w ith a Ill-to r).
a n d **
W IL L A F IN K C O .
Friend—I »ee. Why don't you get
I «rg:e hot-
On the little Island o f fatten, forty
8UNUD Market Street. San Franciaco, Cal.
one?
tle o f hta absolute cure, free to any sufferers
An In terpreter.
mlhw
from
Palermo,
Italy,
there
died
•rno m ay send their P. O. and Express address
Mrs. Nit pop -Oh, you must come and
Judge (sadly!—I have sent all the
W e advise any one wishing a cure to address recently a mnn who for years was the
bogus divorce lawyers to the |ienlten- hear bnby talk.
tra L W . H F I U I F. D ..« C « U r S t . la w T a r»
terror of the people o f Naples and »lie
Uncle Bob—I shall be delighted—but
tlary.—New York Weekly.
kingdom of the two Sicilies. He was
you must act as interpreter.—Truth.
Torn will Sad on« coupon inside each S ornee bag «ad two rnnoons Inside each 4 ommem i
S U R E C U R E for P I L E S Gaetano Impellizzerl, once the heads­ The women can always depend upon
Boy ft bftg. nftd U m coupon «ad m bow to got your it u n of f&o.ooo la prw m u.
man under Ferdinand 11. of Naples. tbls: that a man at his meal» will ask
Tbe less a
trie#
nice, tb*
p r. á O 'b A N - K o ‘ 8 R i l e a i M i o t .
tojsai/t a pulii r* cura i > , uj imui O** frtm Tbs use!»*« execution» attributed to for something that Is not on the table.
nicer ab» la.
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