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About the time that James Mouroe a*
President o f the United State» pro­
claimed the great doctrine which bear»
hi» name in international affair» hi»
wife, Eliza Kortrlght Monroe, took a
stand In social affair» which ha» stood
the test of time quite a» well a» that
the Royal Baking Powder to be the Strongest
and Purest Baking Powder before the public.
V .
if c 'a - it M i
D O C T R IN E .
S h e M a d e a N e w R u le f o r W o m e n o f
t h e E x e c u t i v e M a n s io n .
R O M actual analysis made by me, I pronounce
F
M O N RO ES
J t X \ y
P ro f. C h in : i t try, College o f P h a rm a cy D e f t .
U n iv t r t iiy o f C aliforn ia .
G ilded Gold.
THE COLISEUM.
" I t takes Chicago to reach the lim it K o m a 'i Vast K i l l p « « and the Man/ C b a n p
of refined elegance. I moan elegance an
I d g M ood* I t I I m Seen.
Chicago knows it. Here's an illustration
It seems strange that not until the
of it on m y watch chain, and I value it middle of last century did it occur to
as mnch as a w ild Westernism ns I do any of the successors of Peter to rescue
for it« personal associations. ” The from the desecration of indifference a
speaker held np a gold ooin about the spot saturated, one may say without
■ize of a $S goldplece, fastened to his hyperbole, with the blood of the mar­
watch chain by a small eye. It bore the tyrs. Everybody knows that earthquake,
■tamp of the Booth African republio fire and inundation oompeted with
and was glaringly bright. “ A friend of each other for its destruction. Guis-
mine, who hus traveled mnch in Africa, card's troopers stalled themselves there,
bronght home a dozen o f these to give and the Frangipani transformed it into
to his friends as souvenirs,” he con­ a fortress.
When less turbulent times
tinued. “ The coins were o f a rather supervened, it became by tacit consent
deep red hue originally, and just as the common quarry of the more power­
pure gold us is practicable for continual ful Romun houses. When for a tim e
use. My friend had occasion to go to friendly enough with each other, they
Chicago on his return from A frica and held tilt and tourney within it, and
found himself compelled to pass a fort­ then mystery plays restored for a time
night there before coming back to c iv i­ itH theatrical character. Sixtus V had u
lization. He took the ooins to a promi­ scheme for turning it into a woolen
nent Chicago jeweler with orders to affix manufactory, and another prince of
on each an eye. ‘ A ll right, sir,’ said the peace thought it would serve capitally
jeweler. ‘ W e 'll fix ’em up in good us a powder muguziue. Meanwhile it
style. ’ A fe w days later my friend remuined a convenient market place
■topped in for the coins. They woro re­ for the sale of vegetables. Bnt in 17fi0
turned to him, fixed as he hud ordered an earnest Ligurian monk, Leonardo da
them, and a little more. ‘ I thought they Porto Maurizlo, came to Rome, craved
looked a bit dull and wouldn’t bo the audience of Benedict X IV , and obtain­
worse for brightening np a b it,’ ex­ ing pupal sanction for the new form of
plained the jeweler. ‘ Y o u ’ ll find they devotion known as the Via Cruets, in­
look more natty now .' And they did, duced the sovereign pontiff to consecrate
for he had gilded every one.” — Boston the Coliseum tocelehrute mass there and
Gazette.
to erect a lurge wooden crons in the very
center of tho pagan arena.
P o lk , Itallaa so d Touts.
Ever since the stations of the cross,
Dr. A. W. Carnes delivered the ad­
dress of welcome at a reunion of pio­ commemorating the jonruey to Calvary,
neers in Hutchins, Dallas connty, re­ have encircled the vast ellipse, and the
cently. Among other things he said: j newcomers whose rising voices disturbed
" I n 1844 the battlecry o f the admirers | my reverie are wandering hither behind
and followers o f one o f Tennessee’s j a tall, barefooted, bareheaded Francis­
most honored sons— yes, o f one o f the , can friar, to make the dolorous p ilgrim ­
nation's most honored sons— was, ’ Polk, ' age. A ll the fine Indies of Rome are
Dallas and Texas I’ That cry was the there, and, heedless of delicate flounce
cry of the victors of that day, but little ! and furbejow, they kneel on the un­
did those who gavo voice to that senti­ swept ground at every halt made by the
ment realize the magnitude of its im- , rosary girdled monk and bow their
port. Littlo did they think tiiut that j heads in audible lamentation. Then,
vust expanse of nutilled prairies that , when the long, sad service is completed,
had just wrestod itself by the mighty ho rebukes them for 'heir transgressions
arm o f a Houston, o f a Travis, of a and invites them to a holier life. That
Lamar, o f a Rusk and o f a Crockett ! much I can make ont from where I sit,
from the grasp o f the Aztecs would, in 1 in sympathetic contemplation of the
tho timo of their compatriots even, ! aoene, though no small part o f his ex­
blossom ns the rose and become the hortation reuches mo, but in fitful vowel
homo of the arts nnd the sciencos. Its i sounds, rausioul, but somewhat vague lu
history reads like tho wonderful talcs meaning. Before they hnve come to a
of the 'Arabian Nights. ’ Under the j close, a blare of trumpets tells me that a
magic touch o f those pioneers cities [ body of French zonaves is coming along
and industries sprang into existence ) the V ia Ban Gregorio, between the Pala­
like tho mythioul castles of an Alad- } tine and Cselian hills, on their way
back to barracks from the exercising
din. ” — Dallas (T e x .) Nows.
ground that lies beyond the tomb of
P a r i» W om e n Protest.
CainsCestus and Shelley's burial place.
The managers of tho Theatre Francaia
The insolence of alien drum.
V exing tho bright blue air.
have become frightened at the dimen­
To tonito a people's anguish dumb
sions o f the fashionable hat and have
Or speed a rush dew pair,
posted a notice to the effect that no bon­
That once had wrung
nets of any description, large or small,
That prophet tongue
T o challenge force and cheer tho nlave,
w ill be allowed in the stalls, either at
Rolls unrobuked around his grave.
matinee or evening performances. This
— Fortnightly Review.
has raised a storm of ulmost tearful pro­
test from Paris wom^n. They are w ill-
NEW YORK CANDY PEDDLERS.
lug to leave tho picture hat at home, ’\
but they bog for tho privilege of wear­ C la ttered In D in gy East Hide Roouae, Th ey
ing the tiny bonnet, livery woman
Sleep on the Floor.
knows how demoralizing it. is to the :
Very nearly all the dark skinned men
coiffure to hnve to tukooff hat and veil, who sell that brilliantly colored oandy
and whon this must be accomplished in from pnsh carts are members o f a regu­
a dressing room crowded with women j lar clan and for the most part Greeks.
hurrying to join impatient escorts it ] When the day has ended and their work
may be assumed that heads with cheve- l Is done, they gather together in a dozen
Inres docidcdly tnussy must be tho re­ or more dens In Roosevelt and Cherry
sult. One woman seeks refuge in print, \ ■treets just at the foot of the famous
objecting in stroug language at leaving Cherry hill, there to cat, rest and before
her beloved bonnet, an objet d'art as sleeping to load np their carts for the
■he calls it, to the tender mercies of a morrow, that they may get an early
theater dressing room caretaker. A lto ­ ■tart.
gether it is a pretty muddle, and one
One of these rendezvous presents a
from which tho managers of the Fian- unique appearance lute at night.
It !■
cais must suffer if they persevere in generally u store on the gronnd floor,
thslr stern dictum.
that tbe pnsh carta may ho trundled out
easily when heavily loaded. From the
T i l t t m e c k ic t o r n o o n c h o p s .
■tdewalk the "s to re ” does not show a
It looks forbidding
Tho modem fsrmer li not coment to usa fh# ■Ingle ray of light.
sntiquntcd tool* and mettimi# of hi« fatti«»™. and deserted.
But its door opens readi­
In thli agu of kwn computinoti, thè farmcr who
The entire front o f the long apart­
wlshos to protper. necds and geta thè inoat Im- ly.
“iroved fa rulline implementa, and by rending ment is filled up with carts laden with
fi he beat ngriculttiiNl lib rai lire, he km-ps iti tho sweets and displaying sigus. Only
touch wltl» thè apirlt of progress that pervade#
our farmiog communitiea He la partlcular a narrow passageway is left to get to
“ Ino, In renard to thè kind of need he plnntaand
tha man tut ot piantine I t The . « « I » n u n ba the back of the room.
et hlithe.t fertility eu.lgrown toon Uia hlgherl
Here, around a smudgy table, five or
on uvated amt moat proli table varia lea ol .took
'I tiHvr. nl aeoit arm ot 1». M. Forrv A Co., Do- six chattering Greeks are playing cards
trolt, Mich., fully appreciate thla (act, a. la at- ■ml quarreling over the game.
On the
teaten by their prosrea.lra bualueaa meihrda
and the ijnallly of the iced which they .apply boards Is spread a quantity of candy,
larmera and ■nrdenera thronsh the distleta all newly made and cooling, for it is tn a
over the eottnliy The reliability and lortlllty
ol tht Ir aeeda are proverbial and the taraeat room back of this that the stuff Is pre
«•ed litt.lneaa In the world haa turn created hy pared. The randy maker not only makes
their «ale. In evidence of thin firm's knowlokge
of the want* «m l rvqnlrcnienta of planter#, a profit selling to the peddlers, but he
large and small. ta “ Kerrv'a Seed Annual" for gets still more of their money, lodging
IH.Mi Thia book is of the greatest value to
them on the sume floor as their push
farmers and gardeners a veritable eucylo-
pie ila of planting and farming knowledge. It
carts. Sometimes when a peddler is
Oontalua more useful and practical Information
‘ 'broke” the maker of sweets sends him
than many text books that are sold for a dollar
or more, yet it will to mailed free to any one
out w ith a load of candy to sell on
•ending hia name and address on a postal card
shares, but as a general tiling he gets
to the Arm.
cash for hia product before the carts go
ont
E V E R Y FAM ILY
Beds are, for the moat part, uuknowu
S H O U L D KN O W TH A T
luxuries. Only the moat prneperoua ped­
dlers seem to be able to afford them
Generally the floor is marked out with
chalk lines, divided into narrow squares,
and there on the hard boards, without
^
VEGfTABlE Í •
disrobing or changing an article of their
olothing, the candy peddlers sleep.—
N ew York Herald.
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a r r r y rem arkable remedy, keys tor fjv.
t g S A L and EXTHI/HAl. a t*, and wan.
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ta ra tta n dtatraoa.
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Pain-Killcri:™ *?r*Z
fllrltaeas, Slrk Headache, Pala (■ the
Bark or Side, II keuoiailam and Nearsl*la.
P a in -K iller S^iTTJfSv;'?
M A D R . It brings tpeedy o*wt
ifttg
In all tw a of R ra im , Tata,
ffgrmlaa,
ftevere Haras, Ac.
P a i n - K r H 1 r r *■th#
*n
trusted " friend
of tbe
Mechaalr, Parmer, »Master. Haller, and
tn fart all classes wanting a medicine alwar* at
hand.and tnfe to ur lateraailr s r eiterasllf
with certnlntr s f relief.
13 R E O O M M E N D E D
By F^yttctam, by MxuHtynariet, by Vfuirr’i hy
Jfer/winte«, by ,\urwt tn HotpiUUs.
^
rnv M V E R Y m O D Y .
Pa in -K iller te'SrZTZL:
leave port wit boot a supply of It.
«#- No family can afft>rd to be wlthoet tbta
Invaluable remedy In the house. Its price bring#
It W t n lb- rest h of all. and It will annually
mv * many times Its cost In doctors btlla
Beurt of imitations. Taka h m m m
’ f u l l P e v i. '
MH». JA MKS MONROE.
o f her great husband. She absolutely
refused to return any social calls.
Great was the row It stirred up and the
charges o f affecting royal manners and
customs and of being rude and all the
rest rained aliout Mrs. Monroe’s head.
But It was o f no avail. She stuck
It out and each “ first lady of the land"
has followed her example since. So
great, however, was the disturbance
over Mrs. Monroe’s refusal to return
calls that John Quincy A d a m s con­
sidered It necessary to draw up and
form ally promulgate a formula o f eti­
quette which has since regulated the
life o f the Executive Mansion.
A fte r the revolution James Monroe,
then only 23 years old, went to N ew
York a s a delegate In Congress from
Virginia. He wns a handsome yonng
fellow with political and military suc­
cess upon him I d a marked degree and
a distinguished ancestry. There he met
the beautiful daughter o f Lawrence
Kortrlght, who was an Important fig­
ure In the soelal life o f N ew York o f
that day. and, falling In love, they were
married.
T h e W o r k i n g m a n 's D a y .
Sunday Is tho woi'klnginnu'H day—a
day for well-earned rest at home. A t
the recent English Church Congress the
Sunday question whs discussed, and
the strongest advocate o f Its religious
observance was a workingman. Says
the N ew York Churchman:
W ith remarkable effect, he challenged
those speakers who had advocated a
modified observance o f the Sunday to
produce the workingman who would
defend the modern Inronds upon the
keeping of the Sunday as a day of rest.
It Is worthy of notice that as a rule
the son o f toll is In favor o f the Am eri­
can Sunday. Even when he Is not a
church-goer, the steady and sober work­
ingman finds his chief recreation In the
peaceful pleasures of the home.
H e does not seek the riotous heer-
garilen, he does not frequent the Sun­
day concert hall, nor does he enre to
break In upon Ills Sunday rest by tho
noise and turmoil o f a railw ay ride. A
careful InvcKtigution o f the manner In
w hich the workingman prefers to speud
his Sunday will prove that such is the
case
A R E M ARKABLE M EM ORY.
"J o h n
b m l t t i " In a L i v i n g C r im in a l
D i r e c t o r y a t S in g S in g .
“ I never forget a face or a name; l
do not think there is a man lu the Uni­
ted States who knows by sight as many
criminals and officers o f the law as
m yself.” The nniii who made thin
sweeping statement conceals his Iden­
tity as much as he can under the name
o f John Smith. T o the officials of Slug
Sing prison, N. Y „ he is best known as
“ the walking eneyclopedla,” or the man
who never forgets. He is the criminal
directory o f the century.
Smith I n a trusty at Sing Slug, and itis
latest term o f imprisonment dates from
1801. llis duties primarily are those
o f the record clerk, which office lie fills,
bill a fa ir knowledge o f medicine I i . in
made him tie facto an assistant prison
physician
Every prisoner who enters
Sing Sing is examined by him. T o every­
one who leaves ho says good by. “ A
most remarkable man." tuiId Warden
Huge, In speaking of him, "1 never saw
bis equal.”
When in response to Warden Sage's
summons a short, rather stoutly built',
man entered Ills office, there was nppar-*
ently nothing aliout thp newcomer that
would aftrnct particular attention until
a good look at Ills face was obtained.)
From a countenance grn.v with prison
pallor keen eyes looked out through'
spectacles. The broad, high forehead
M a te rn a l P r id e .
“ Just think of i t , " she said proudly,
as the voice of her sou rose above all the
others In the college yell.
"Ju st think of what?” asked her hus
band.
"H ira m and all thoae other boys con­
versing in Greek just as natural and
easy as if it was their natural tongue. "
— Washington Star.
“ jo ir g
SVISTH.”
showed intelleet. The face, after brief
scrutiny, evidenced exceeding Inielll
genee The volee gave proof o f Inher­
ent gentility, refinement and cultivation
which a life o f crime has failed to
eliminate.
riIMVMton.
It so fslls out that what we have we
prize not to the worth while we enjoy
it; but, being lacked and lost, why,
then, we rack the value. Then we And
the virtue that possession would not
■how us while it was ours.— Shakes
pears
I f we must accept fate, we are not
less compelled to assert liberty, the slg-
niflcance of the individual, the grandeur
o f duty, the power of character. — Enter
SOD.
I f we would have anything of benefit,
we must earn it, ami earning it become
shrewd, inventive, lugctilous, active,
enterprising — H W Beecher.
The same object neon from three
different points of v iew — the post, the
present and the future— often exhibits
three different face» to ns. like those
signboards over shop doors which rep
resellt the face of a lion as we approach,
of a man when we are in front and of
■n ass when we have passed — leingfel-
low.
|
Mnch attention is being paid at pres­
ent to the lung neglected letter ” o ” of
our alphabet. Teacher* in vocal culture
give their pupils the sentence, "D id you
get your t’ entury I sent y o u !" to enun­
ciate with an entire elimination of " j ”
and " o h " aounda
PAID HIM TO FORGET
IT
WAS LUCKY THE PROPRIETOR
TOOK HIM FOR A REPORTER.
A Q uiet L it tle Game In N ew Y ork W h e re
Th ey P la y e d ••Seuator” —Th e M u
W ho
Played F o r the House G ere »2 5 F or the
P r iv ile g e o f D raw ing to A ce end K in g.
One of the tightest squeezes that I
aver got out of, said the inveterate pok­
er player, was in Now York during the
rise of the great niotal wave that was
being felt in every gambling house in
the oity.
I was almost a total stranger in tbe
city, but the second night after my ar­
rival I let the clerk of the hotel know
that I wanted to find some place where
there was u little game, not too steep,
in progress, and after sizing me up for
a tim e he whispered a number in my
ear.
A fter sundry rappings and waitings I
passed through a series of balls and
rooms and was shown into a large gam ­
bling parlor that was apparently doing
a good business in spite of the reform­
ers.
I seated m yself at a table where they
were playing “ senator. " Tbe game is
nothing more nor less than poker with
the exception that it is all jackpots, and
a man can open tbe pot ou any kind of
a hand he wishes instead of having to
soe before him the traditional “ jacks or
better. ” This scheme makes the game
a much livelier one and mure attractive
to men who are good at bluffing.
There were six of ns playing. The
cards were dealt by a man employed by
the house, who dealt to every man iu
turn. Any player had the privilege of
dealing for himself if he wished, and
this permission was supposed to allay
all doubt as to the disinterestedness of
the dealer.
The game was comparatively new to
me, and as it is a confusing oue to a
man who has been accustomed to sizing
up the man who opened the pot as sure­
ly having some sort of a hand I lost
steadily.
From several things 1 gathered that
tbe man at my right was “ playing for
tho house"— that is, he was supplied
with chips free and paid to tho proprie­
tor a certain per cent of his winnings.
As the game is one of bluffing and a
man free from care and betting other
people’s money can blntf better than a
man who sees his little pile steadily
diminishing, the man who played for
the house very generally won.
W henlcum e into the room I had with
me $500, money that I had collected for
my employer, for I was out on a collect­
ing tour. In oue brief hour I was down
to 1 100, ami theu came my first good
hand.
I had three big aces pat, and I opened
the pot for a good sum. The most of the
players at tho tuble who had noticed my
tim id style of play at once dropped at
my exhibition of strength, and I began
to kick myself for giving my bund uwuy
so. The only man that staid was the
ono who I belioved was playing for the
house.
He drew three oards, and I drew oue
and bet $25. The other man looked at
my pile of chips and said, "H o w much
have you on the table?”
I answered, " F i f t y dollars. ”
“ Well, I w ill raise you that $60, ”
said lie, with a laugh.
Of course I called, and he laid down a
straight, ace high, with the remark that
it was a pretty lucky draw to an ace and
king that he had held up. I remarked
that it was a wonderfully lucky draw
and askod how often he paid $25 for a
chance to draw to an ace and king.
Every one could see I was suspicions
o f cheating when I rose from the table
and remarked that I luid had enough.
It was enough, for I didn't have anoth­
er cent w ith me and little at the hotel.
I loitered about the different games
for awhile, for it is a great source of in­
terest to a heavy loser to see other men
win and notice how easy they take it.
While standing near the outer door I
took ont my notebook to see what chance
I had of collecting enough to cover my
loss until I bad time to make it good. I
had hardly niado a conple of figures
when I saw the man who had won the
last pot from me get up from the table
iu a liasty manuer and address another
mnu, who was presiding ut the wheel.
This man wns the proprietor, and lie
at once came over to me and in a confi­
dential tone inquired if I was a report­
er. I saw ray notebook had given him
tho impressiou and answered in ail as­
sured sort o f way. " Yes. ”
“ W e ll," «aid he, “ how much is it
going to take to make you forget this?”
I didn't realize exactly what he
meant, bnt answered that it had tuken
$500 to make me remember It. He rush
ed me into the hall, handed me $ 1,000
aud said, “ W ell, forget it n o w ."
I was saved and have never been a
reporter since. — Boston Globe.
Prom pted.
“ M atilda,” ferveutly exclaimed the
lovelorn youth, " I can no longer eudure
this suspense nnd uncertainty. I must
know my fate this uiglit. For mouths I
have carried your image in my heart, i
You have been the— th e "—
"T h e lodestar of your existence, and
the U ltim a Thule of all your hopes, Mr.
Clngston,” suggested Matilda, observ­
ing that tbe young man hesitated.
"W h y , how did yon know what I was
going to say?" he demanded, in aston­
ishment
" I got it from Lnlo Bilderback and
■Mary Jane Wheelhouse," replied M a­
tilda. " I t 's the same thing you said to
them. I can repeat the whole speech,
Mr. Clngston."— Pick Me Up.
Emperors and empresses, kings sod
lucens, write to each other as brothers
and sisters.
Reigning grand dukes
also enjoy (his privilege when address
ing kings, but sovereigns not possess­
ing royal honors are designated ss
cousins.
W llsey W aller—Say, Ragsey. dere's
■ guy out west curin' people o f tings
by Just Injin' his hands oil ’em
Rag-
>ey Tatters W o n d e r If dat's the same
Moke what told me last summer If he
sver laid his hands on me he'd , ure ms
of dat tired fowlin'?—Truth.
"W h y did they let that man go who
Hole the bicycle?" "T h ey had to; they
couldn’t get a Jury to try him—every
uian tn the county rides a wheel."—
Chicago Record.
Bobby 1' pper. w hat do they have to
have a man to pray for Congress for?
Mr. F erry—They don't.
He takes a
look at Congress and then prays for
lbs country —Cincinnati Enquirer.
D m U d i o f t h s F o ld la g B o d .
STO P, T H IE F !
The folding bed, once an immensely
popular institution, is losing its grip.
N ot one is called for now where tw o or
three years ago a dozen were ordered.
T w o big factories we know of, which a
very few years ago had difficulty in
keeping np with orders for folding beds
even by working night and day, are now
making other lines of fnruiture, aud the
folding bed prodnetion in all factories
is steadily declining. The accidents
which frequently occurred with the
folding bed doubtless had some bad in­
fluence on its popularity, bnt this was
not the only disadvantage tbe mnltnm
in parv« fnruitnre had to contend
against. The beds were heavy, clumsy
affairs, even under the most favorable
conditions. Many are hard to handle
without a derrick or a yoke of oxen, and
they are also bard to keep clean. Then
also there is an increased call for beds
of brass and iron. Such beds are prac­
tically the only kind sold in England,
and they have steadily increased in pop­
ularity in this country during the last
five years.— Upholsterer.
I d E v e n in g Ilreas.
For those who don evening dress only
infrequently mnch danger lurks, as all
know, in the removal of bigli necked
underwear and the sudden exposure of
unaccustomed neck and shoulders to
winter temperature. I d such an event a
wise course to pursue is to begin the
day before the festal occasion to bathe
the chest, neck aud shoulders profusely
with alcohol and to continue this treat­
ment throughout the follow ing day.
There is no better preventive of colds,
and alcohol does not, as is the case with
so many such helps, leave an unpleasant
odor behind. For the last 12 bonra be­
fore putting on the evening clothes it is
w ell to wear about the house a lighter
weight bodice or thinner flannels to ac­
custom oneself by degrees to the coming
change.
He W ill Not Drown H im self
Spring
Medicine
Stop a «m ail malady, which 1« Btaaljnf your
■trensth, before It outrun, your power to arreat
It. and recover what It took from yon. The
■afeet and prompt«: recuperator oi wanlus
vitality, le Hoetetter'e Stomach Bitter«, which
renew« rigor, Head end nerve quietude because
It reitorer activity to those functions whose in­
terruption Interfere» with general health. I'se
the Bitter# for dyspepsia, malarial, rheumatic
and kidney complaints and billousues#.
Your blood in Spring is almost certain to
be full of im purities— the accumula­
tion of the winter months. Bad ven­
tilation of sleeping room . impure air
in dwellings, factories and shops, over­
eating, heavy, Improper foods, failure
of the kidneys and liver Ji roper:y to do
extra work thus thrust upon them, ate
the prime causes of this condition. It
1 » of the utmost importance tlut you
‘ Johnny,” »creamed his mother, "w h y are
yo sluing on your Brother’s chest? You'll kill
him " ‘ ‘I know it," retorted the urchin. "But
if I let him up he’ll go swimmin’ and be
drowned.'•
H’ H f N O T .
It is said that if we take care of little
things, the big thing» will take care of
themselves. But why can’t we b« always
prepared lor many o! oor little trouble»
What’» the use of Buffering days and
week», when in ten minute» we can get rid
of the pain. A sudden attack of backache,
toothache, or neuralgic headache, find»
the moBt of ua without anything at hand,
while 8t. Jacob» OU woulci cure and put
hu end to the trouble promptly.
Purify
Your Blood
Now, as when warmer weather comes and
the tonic effect of cold bracing air is
gone, your weak, thin, impure blood
will not furnish necessary strength.
That tired feeling, loss of appetiie will
open the way for serious disease, ruined
health, or breaking out of humors and
impurities. To make pure, rich, red
blood Hood's Sarsaparilla stands un­
equalled.
Thousands testify to its
merits. Millions take it as their
Spring Medicine. Get Hood's, because
Shy.—
And then the good ship faltered, hardly
Darin* there to hug the shore.
Tha coast was bold. Were it retreating,
Possibly she’d hug it more.
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KEW ARU
BIOO.
The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one Urea*led
disease that science has been able to cure
in all its stages and that is Catarrh. Hall’s
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. H all’s Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work.
The proprietors have so much iaifch in its
curative powers, that they offer One Hun­ Is the One True Blood Purifier. All druggists. $1
dred Dollars for any case’ that it fails to Prepared only by C. I. Hood A Co., Lowell, Mass.
cure. Send ior list of Testimonials.
Address,
U a a H ’ q P i l l c »>*« the only pills to take
I I U U U O r l l l o with Hood’s Sarsaparilla
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M U T U A L
A D M l R A TIO N “
H all’» Family Pills are the beet.
H ood’s
S arsa p a rilla
“ I ’ll bet you a
“ V ” that lady Is
r i d i n g one of
tho«e beautiful
‘ Rambler’ Bicy­
cles; because she
rides so easy and
looks so grace
fu l."
“ Aud I ’ll bet
you an ‘ X ” that'
she bought ir of
\ F r e d T . M e r r ill B ic y c le C o., 127 S ix th
Street. 'J hey know huw to take care of their
j riders — how to make riders Bit graceful: bo*
sides, they always handle the best cyles.”
J/ rof—Ride a “ RAM BLER“ with G. A J.
Clincher tlren, and you w ill bo “ well mounted’ ’
nn i w ill not wa k home, with a tlat cement tire«
F I T S . —A ll Fit# stopped free by D r. K iln e 's
G rea t N e r v e R e s t o r e r . No Fit# after the brat
(Uy’s use. Mwryelous cures. Treatise and 12.00
trial bottle free to Fit cases. Bend to Dr. Kline,
ttl Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa.
! From the Troy, N. Y., Times.
T ry O brmra tor breakfast.
R. W. Edwards, of Lansinburgb,
was prostrated by sunstroke daring the
war and it has entailed on him peculiar
From r.8 . Journal o f Mediciné
and serious consequenoes. A t present
Prof. W . H. Peeke, who
makes a specialty o f
w rting Mr. E. is a prominent officer of
Epilepsy, has without
Post Loyn, G. A. R ., Cohoes and a
doubt treated and cur­
ed more cases than any
past aid de camp on the staff of [the
living Physician; his
commander-in-chief of Albany Co.
In
success is astonishing.
W e have heard of cases
the interview w ith a reporter, he said:
o f 20 years’ standing
“ I was wounded and sent to the hos­
^
_
pital at Winchester. They sent me to­
gether with others to Washington— a
ride of about 100 miles. H avin g no
Perfect seeds grow
room in tbe box cars we were placed
r ppylng crops. Perfect seeds'^
Fare
not
grown by chance. N oth^
face np on the bottom of flat oars. Tbe
Flag Is ever left to chance in grow-'
sun beat down upon our unprotected
' lng F e r r y ’ » Heeds. Dealerssed }
f them everywhere. Write for
beads. When I reached W ashington I tie o f his absolute cure, free to any sufferers
who may send their P. O. and Express address.
was insensible and was unconscious for We advise anv one wishing acu re to address
F E R R Y ’S
ten days while in the hospital. An Prof.W . H. PEEKE- F. D.« 4 Cedar St., Hew York
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abscess gathered in my ear and broke;
i for 1S96. Brimful of valuable±
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it has been gathering and breaking
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ride and sunstroke, was heart disease,
DetrolL Mich.
I For sale by all DruffUU. 85 Cents a bettlo. ,
nervous prostration,
insomnia and
rheumatism; a completely shattered
system which gave me no rest night or
day. As a last resort I took some Pink
P ills aud they helped me to a wonder
ful degree. My rheumatism is ’gone,
my heart falure, dyspepsia, aud consti
pation are about gone and the abscess
in my ear bus stopped discharging and
my head feels as clear as a bell when
before it felt aa though it would burst
and my once shattered nervons system
is now nearly sound. Look at those
fingers,” Mr. Edwards said, “ do they
look aa i f there was any rheumatism
there?”
He moved his fingers rapidly
and freely aud strode about the room
like a young boy. “ A year ago these
fingers were gnarled at the joints and
so stiff that 1 oould not hold a pen.
My knees would swell up and I oonld
not straighten my leg out. M y joints
wonld squesk when 1 moved them
That is ths liv in g truth.
Ajg*
“ When I came to think that I was
going to be crippled w ith rheumatism,
I f you want a sure relief for pains in the back, side, cheat, or
together with the rest of my ailments,
limbs, use an
I te ll you life seemed not worth living.
I suffered from despondency.
I can­
not begin to tell y o n ," said Mr. E d­
wards. as he drew a long breath, “ what
my feelin g is at present. I think if
you lifted ten years right off my life
B e a r i n M i n d — N ot one of the host o f counterfeits and imi­
tations is as good as the genuine.
and left me prime and vigorous at 47
I oould feel no better. I was an old
man aud oould only drag m yself pain­
fu lly about the house. N ow I can walk
The very remarkable and certain
off without any trouble. That in it ­
relief given woman by M O O R E ’S
, n.
, _ .
,
R E V E A L E D REM EDY’ has given
s e lf,” continued Mr. Edwards, "w o u ld ..
uniformiyeucceas-
lie sufficient to give me cause for re­ it the name of \\ oman e Friend. I t is | _ | ^ * ^
P V
and w e a k n e s s
joicin g, but when yon come to consider * h • J t evi''n8 the backaches, headaches j —i ( j
which burden and shorten a woman’s.
■ ** ^
|jfP. Thousands of
that I am no longer what yon m ight women testify for it. I t w ill give health and strength
call nervons and that my heart is ap­ and make life a pleasure. For sale by all druggists.
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my nerves, take that aw ful pressure
gost
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year ago, my legs being cold and clam ­
my at times. N ow tbe circulation
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so light-headed and dizzy from my
nervons disorder that I frequently fe ll CAIN.” MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE US
while croesing the floor of my house.
Bpring is coming and I never fe lt bet­
ter in my life, and I am looking fo r­
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