THE MARRYING AGE. \ A n I n c id e n t In a N ew E ngland M inlstetAl from the fact that the l cheap baking powders contain A B o th th e B r id e an d B r id e g r o o m M ay B e O v er T h ir t y and U nder F ift y W ith A d ­ v a n ta g e — H e r r alum , which causes indigestion and extravagant. It takes three pounds o f the best of them to go as far as one pound of the Royal baking Pow der, be­ cause they are deficient in leavening gas. There is both health and econ­ omy in the use o f the Royal Raking Powder. T h e E r r o r o f an I n te r v ie w e r . H ou n d t o S ell T h e m . Crusty Customer—You say those glasses are three times as valuable a» I wear. I can’t aee it. Bright Salesman—Certainly not, with those imperfect old glasses.—Jewelers’ Weekly. T O P U T ON i rrj H. RIDER HAGGARD AT HOME. H a p p y L ife o f th e N o v e list a t Ilia C o u n try H o m e , D ltch ln g lia m H ouse. H. Rider Haggard, tho novelist who wrote “ She” in six weeks and was re­ warded by worldwide fame and a com fort­ able fortune, has found more terrors con­ nected with the lion hunters of London than tho lion hunting of tho dark conti­ nent, and has permanently abandoned his tow n hotiso in London for his country seat In Norfolk, where he can, uhdisturhed, de- voto himself to agriculture, stock raising, good shooting and profitable novel writ­ ing. Mr. Haggard is now a country squire, a gentleman farmer and an enthusiastic sportsman, and his talk savors more of farming and livo stock than it does of Ac­ tion and literature. Ditchinghnm House, his country place, Is about 150 years old und is surrounded by as many acres as it has seen years. It is a quaint, picturesque place and just tho tort of home such an imaginative und ro needed flesh, no mat­ ter how you’ve lost it, take Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis­ c o v e r y . It w orks wonders. By restor­ ing the normal ac­ tion o f the deranged organs and functions, it builds the flesh up to a safe and healthy standard —promptly, pleasantly and nat­ urally The weak, emaciated, thin, pale ♦ and puny are made strong, plump, round and rosy. Noth­ ing so effective as a strength restorer and flesh maker is known to medical sci­ ence; this puts on h ealth y flesh not the fat o f cod liver oil and its filthy compounds. It rouses every organ o f the body to ac­ tivity, purifies, enriches and vitalizes the blood so that the body feels refreshed and strengthened. If you are too thin, too weak, too nervous, it may be that the food assimilation is at fault. A certain amount o f bile is necessary for the reception o f the A NEW PORTRAIT OT H. RIDER HAGGARD, fat foods in the blood. Too often the liver holds back this element which would help mantle writer as Haggard thoroughly en digestion. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical joys. The Haggard household consists of Discovery stimulates, tones up and invig­ the novelist, his charming wife, their two orates the liver, nourishes the blood, and little daughters, half a dozen servants and the muscles, stomach and nerves get the several big dogs of the mast ill breed. Tho rich blood they require. master of Dltchlngimm House does very littlo literary work in summer, anil his Spent Hundreds of Dollars with no Benefit. mornings ore spent in looking after the M. J. C o le m a n o f S a rg e n t S t., R o x b u ry , affairs of his farm or in shooting. He is AfassT. w rites: “ A suffering dyspepsia ______ _ . from .. yspei an excellent marksman and is quite a pic­ .ml constipation with uu- turesque figure as he strolls through his told agony for at least 18 months. I am more than game preserves clad in a brown shooting pleased to sny that after jacket and knickerbockers and with his using Dr. Pierce's Golden double barreled shotgun ready for use tho Medical Discovery and • Pleasant Pellets ' for one instant a grouse breaks cover. He has a mouth. I was entirely tall, athletic, sturdy figure, the flush of cured, and from that day health is on ills sunburned face, and he to this I do not know, hardly looks the 87 yours Father Tim e has thank God, what even a slight headache is. 1 paid credited him with. n doctor on Treniont St.. Mr. Haggard docs most of ids writing Boston, in one day ( for in tho w inter time, and when ho shuts n il advice only,) the sum _____ o f Slo ts» with ft so for __ . _ ' himsolf in his study in the afternoon or medicine, and derived no M. J- C o l e m a n . E sq , oven Ing it is one of t ho ironclad rules of benefit. I got more r e lie f/» one h o u r from your tho household that he must not bo inter­ medicines, ns Cat as my stomach was concerned, than from all the other medicine I used. rupted. His den is a Npucious apartment, 11 . .1 n \ I- ! .'ii wli.- - ids tin-, is mi tiering from containing two tallies, at which tho novel­ dyspepsia or constipation and will use your ist writes, and the library shelves are filled medicine as 1 have done, he will never regret it." with historical books. Ho lias his plot well formulated before ho Itegins writing, nnil when In' takes up ills pen works wit it great rapidity. Mr. Haggard is a reli­ gious man and every morning l>cfnro break­ fast. reads a chapter from tho old family of disease feed on llfo, and Hi bio to tlio assembled family and serv­ are only overcome by the ants. When Ills novel is to l>o of a his­ torical character, ho siH'iids months In making of sound, healthy study and usually makes a personal visit to tho country in which tho scene of tho tissue. proposed romance is to bo laid. Germs Scott’s Emulsion I B p the Cream of Cod-liver Oil, is an easy, palatable fat food that makes new tissue quick­ ly and gives strength. Phy­ sicians, the world over, en­ dorse It. Don't bo deceived by Substitutes!' Pr«par«d by Boot» A Down«, N V All H n i« i.U • O Dr. William** Indian Pile - X O intm ent will cu re Blind, w Bleeding irid Itching Piles. _a l t absorbs the tumors, allays tho itching at on ce, a eu as a ponl tire, jrlvea Inatanlrelief. Dr. w ill- I lam'd Indian Pile Ointm ent 1* prepared lor Plica and Itching o f tho private parte. Every box la warranted. By drug- • lata, hr m all on receipt o f price, 50 cent» ind ft «O WILLIAMS MANUFACTURIN'.» CO . Proprietor», Cleveland, Ohio. ________________ Ely’s Cream Balm W i l l. « I KK CATARRH tu MM. M Inna M. la* Ian ' ' Bei « I Boar«.iiig Be oot for (Urla. Kighteenth j ia r . Nineteen leaebsra. For illustrated «• • Ut logue address KKY. hi*W B. « Hi K( II, A. M., Principal. A World’s Tribute. “ A million people out o f work,” says a H as D e d u ce d | Tennyson during a visit to Farringford some four or five years ago. They were sit­ ting under the shadow of home great mag­ nolias that cover one side of the house, and the conversation turned upon the super- | natural and the possibility of communica- ' tions from the other world. Tennyson then told of a dissenting min­ ister in one of the New England states noted for his powers as a preacher, who one Sunday morning, instead of reading a text and giving a discourse in the usual way, suddenly in a most dramatic manner began to recite "The Charge of the Light Brigade.” The congregation listened breathlessly to the end, but before the service had concluded elders and people were loud in their anger at the way ki which tho chapel had been profaned. Their murmurs found the minister wholly un­ prepared. He had gone into the pulpit intending to speak about the need for charity and was wholly unconscious of what he had done. Convinced at length by testimony which he could not withstand, he was filled with remorse, went sadly to his room that night, and watched through all the hours till morning, seeking consolation and not find­ ing any. A t daybreak they brought him word that a man looking like a tramp wanted to see him urgently. The minister, half from habit, decided to see him. The stranger came straight into the room and simply said, "I come to thank the man who has saved my soul.” The minister stood in silence, wondering wheth­ er this was some new mockery of his senses. I The stranger went on: “ I was all through the Crimea, and I was in the thick of the fight at Gettysburg, but never till I heard ! you recite that poem in the chapel yester­ day did I know what I had to thank God for. Sir, from that hour I determined to change my life, and I want to thank the man to whom I owe my salvation.” The mortality of young children U yearly decreasing. The decrease is ascribed to | various causes. Some say that it is due to ! progressive improvement in the human race. Others attribute it to an increase of | proper precaution in the care of the young. ! Still others contend that the cause of fewer i death» among children is to be found in no longer permitting them to eat unsuitable food and to wear unsuitable clothing. Few infer from the present rate of mor­ tality that the marriages of parent» have been made at more proper ages. Yet in­ vestigation by scientific men has proved that if hereditary diseases be excepted there is nothing so dangerous to the life of a child os the marriage of its father and mother at certain ages. It is only recently that any inquiry Into this subject ha» been undertaken. Hut the results which have thus far been obtained are such as to show that men and women must marry at particular stages of their lives if their offspring is to be mentally and physically sound. It is to Herr Korosi, the head of the sta­ tistical department at Buda-Pesth and al­ ready well known for the importance and accuracy of the conclusions he has arrived at from statistical inquiries in other field», that we are indebted for the discovery of tbi» new factor in determining the welfare of the human race. The result» which heob- i ruined from a casual examination some 10 years ago of the relations existing between ¡ the mortality of children and the various ages at which their parents were married were so striking that they induced him to make a more exhaustive investigation. For the pu»t 10 year», therefore, Dr. Korosi has been careful to ascertain, whenever the A D iscu ssio n A b o u t P u d d in g s. death of a child was registered, the ages of One runs onto many bits of nature in a its father and mother, as well as that of the I down town retail store. With a little close child and the cause of its death. He bus observation in the busy throng you can noted in all 29,813 separate cases, which, in learn more in 10 minutes about human na­ making his deductions, he divides into two ture than in a decade in some other places. distinct class«», the deaths caused by heredi­ Men and women are alike unconscious of tary diseases and the deaths caused by di®- themselves and of the impression they make euses which were contracted after birth. on others when shopping. They have been The former class is manifestly of the great­ doing a good d«*al of shopping lately. W om ­ est importance for his purpose. en have thought nothing of squandering As the condition o f the mother is evident­ two hours to save a nickel, nor of bringing ly more instrumental than that of the fa­ [ the wrath of the salesman down on their ther in its effect upon the child Herr Korosi I defenseless heads by their indecisions and has compiled his first table on the results their blocking the way. guined from observations of the mother’s It was amusing to notice with what satis­ age merely. faction one salesman took a slight revenge The statistics in this instance are: on one woman with whom he had been la­ A ge o f Mothers. Percentage o f Deaths. boring. He had been telling her all about U nder 20 years................................................... 22.31 plum pudding—plum pudding sold in cans. 20 to 30 years.........................................................14.41 30 to 35 years........................................................ 12.85 He told her how by an hour’s steaming , they came out as fresh, as famous aud just Over 36 years........................................................13.45 Deaths resulting from tuberculosis were the same as the original English plum pud- j ding. He told her what an awful lot of eliminated from these calculations. From this table it is evident that the I trouble it saved her. She examined the dif- most desirable age, as far as the health of j ferent sized cans. She read the directions her children is concerned, for a woman to I on each. She listened to his talk, and she marry is between the ages o f 30 and 35, the asked him many questions. Then she laid mortality of children resulting from mar­ down the last can of pudding and w alked riages at that age being but 12.35 per cent. away. He looked after her with disgust and the It also appears that a woman Hhould marry when she is more than 35 years old rather signs of a storm in his face. A woman who than when she is between 20 and 30 years of I was waiting for one o f the cans said: ‘ ‘She evidently had her doubts about the •flBtb Mothers under 20 years of age are, accord­ I quality of your puddings.” ‘ ‘ Doubts? Not she. 1 have been talking to her and telling ing to statistics, more liable to bear sickly children than at any subsequent period in j her about them for an hour. Plum pudding is too good for her. She is one of those peo- their life. The mortality of children by women in I pie that can live all their lives on suet pud­ their teens is nearly double that of those ding.” —Chicago Tribune. whose mothers were married between 80 A D isgu sted Cab D river. and 35 years. He had been driving a cab for four years Concerning deaths due to tuberculosis and got a little bit more weary looking and atrophy, the statistician finds that twice as many deaths result from consump­ every day. “ I can’t stand it no longer,” he said at tion and three times as many deaths from atrophy when the mothers are under 20 as last. “ I ain’t going to have any more worn- | en finding fault and claiming that they when they are over the age of 20. Herr Korosi also recognizes that the . didn’ t have courteous treatment.” physical atul mental condition o f a father I There was a woman standing at the next leaves, to the same extent, its impress on | corner. Instead of the customary “ Cab, his children. He has accordingly prepared a ma’am?” he stopped his horse, dismounted table of greater length showing the results ! from his porch, and going toward the curb­ of the ‘ ‘age combination” of both parents. stone lifted his lmt and inquired: “ Do you propose making use of this ve- Men are »lower in develtiping than women; hence the relative difference between their | hiclt' today?” “ Sir?” she said in tones of astonishment. ages in the table: Percentage of “ Do you wish to ride in this cab? If so, Deaths From Ago of Ago o f I will gladly escort you to it. I aim to Mothera. Uterine Causes. please.” Fathers. ao to 40............ .......... 30 to 35.. ...................... 12.02 “ Why, I never heard such impertinence!” 2u to:«»............ .......... 30 to 35.. ...................... 12.30 Over 10.......... .......... over 35.. ...................... l-.IW she stammered. “ I di«l intend riding In au to 40............ .......... over 35.. ...................... 13.81 | your cab, but I shall certainly wait for the 30 to 40............ .......... 20 to 30.. ...................... 13.34 S next one. And you may expect a complaint 40 to fit)............ .......... over 35.. ...................... 13.30 from me at the police stutiou concerning a) to 30............ .......... SO to «10.. ...................... 15.30 your couduct, sir.” 40 to 60............ .......... 30 to 35.. ...................... 15.40 He remounted his seat and pulled his hat .......... 30 to 35.. down over his eyes. “ ’Tain’t no use. Geddupl” was all he so to ao............ ...........over 35.. ...................... 18.80 Over 50............ .......... 20 to ......................21.21 said.—Loudon Tit-Bits. 20 to <10............ .......... under 20.. ...................... 21. n au to 40............ .......... under 20.. ..................... J 7 M Lout to Sight. bear. But there is one thing that Is never idle; always at work, unceasingly in search of those thus deterred, it seeks to cure such and help them to grasp a chance when it comes. This is the mission o f St. Jacobs Oil. Am ong the millions there are thou­ sands suffering with neuralgia. For this it is a positive cure. Use it and there will be a thousand sufferers less and a thousand chances more to get work and hold it. Bet­ ter times may soon come and there is noth­ ing like the great remedy for pain to help you out o f painful troubles and into place again. T ra in in g a Cat. Cat» can be trained to almost anything If taugnt when th«*y are young. We havn a number of Persians, which sit with equa­ nimity upon the top of our bird cages watch­ ing the canaries hopping merrily about from perch to perch, making no attempt to touch them, nor ever dreaming of inserting a velvet paw through the narrow w’ires to the discomfiture of the fluttering inmates. They are left alone with the birds by the hour together, yet an overturned cage or a slaughtered canary is an unheard of catas­ trophe in our household. Chickens, too, i>ur cats fully realize are forbidden to figure In their menu. They ramble about at their own sweet will among numberless broods of the tiniest bantam chicks, yet one of the latter is never missing, and they quite seem to recoguize the fact that a plump little mouse or an unwary bluebottle caught buzzing upon the window pane is their only legitimate prey. Sometimes we hear •f cats creating t«*rrible havoc in the poul­ try yard, killing chickens by the dozen and making lift*a perfect martyrdom tothedis- tracted mothers. The best way to cure pussy of this fatal habit is to take the dead chicken from her, pepper it well, and then fasten it round the delinquent’s neck. Place her in a room and leave her thus for an hour or two to ruminate over her wrong doings. It is 10 to 1 if poor puss will ever err again. Once released from this somewhat severe, if necessary, punishment she will make off, with tears in her eyes (whether from emo­ tion or the pepper it is impossible to say), ami for the future she will avoid the poul­ try department with strange persistency and regard with distrust the fluffy little denizens of the chicken coops.—London Lady. A p p a l l i n g D e p t h s o f Spa ce. In his lecture to juveniles at the Royal institution in London, Sir Robert Ball said that a telegraphic message would go seven times around the earth in a second, and if a telegraphic message could be sent to the moon it would reach its destination in a lit­ tle more than asecond. It would take some­ thing like eight minutes to arrive at the sun, but how long did they think it would take to get to Alpha Centauri, traveling thither at 180,000 miles a second? Seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, would not be long enough. It would not take less than three years, traveling all the time at that tremendous pace, before it would reach its destination. If that w as the case with respect to the nearest of the star», what must be said of those which were farther off? There were stars so remote that if the news of the vic­ tory of Wellington at Waterloo had been flashed to them in 1815 on that celestial tel­ egraph system it would not have reached them yet, even if the message had sped at 1 the pace which he had indicated and had been traveling all the time. Nay, more, if the glad tidings of that first Christmas in Bethlehem 19 centuries ago hod been disseminated through the uni­ verse, there were yet stars o f which astron­ omers could tell them pluuged into space in depths so appalling that even the years that have elapsed since that event would not have been long enough for the news to reach them, though it traveled at a speed of 180,000 miles in every second.- ' LIF E OK DEATH ? It Is o f vital importance that it Hhould be un­ derstood by persons whose kidneys are inactive that this condition o f things is finally inductive o f a state o f the organs where life hangs in the balance. Bright’s disease, diabetes,album inuria are all disease» o f a very obstinate character in th<*ir mature stage, and all have a fatal tendency. They often battle the m ost practiced medical skill and the most approved remedies o f mate­ ria m edica. But opposed at the outset—that it is to say, when the kidneys begin to discharge their functions inactively — with Hostetter’ s Stomach Bitters, the dangerous tendency is checked. Very useful also is this household med cin e for those ailments o f com m on occur­ rence constipation, biliousness, dyspepsia and nervousness, it is a safeguard against malaria, and averts ch ron ic rheumatism. “ Do you h a t 3 m e?’’ he faltered. "T h is in sol sudden," she rejoined in confusion. And so j they were divorced. SAFE, BU R K AND M I'E K D T . No external reme iy ever yet devised has so fully and unquestionably met these three prime conditions as successfully as A l l c o c k ' s P orous P l a st e r s . They are safe because they contain no deleterious drugs and are manufactured upon scien­ tific principles o f medicine. They are sure because nothing goes into them except in- gredients which are exactly adapted to the purposes for which a plaster is required. They are speedy in their action because their me«iicinal qualities go right to their work o f relieving pain and restoring the natural and healthy performance o f the functions o f muscles, nerves and skin. Ask for A l l c o c k ’ s . and «io not be induced to accept a substitute. B r a n d r e t h ’ s P il l s are safe a n d sure. It will be «ceil from the table that the “ Saw you at the theater last night, Jim .” “ Yes, I was there.” best results art' obtaine«! from a marriage “ Did you enjoy the play?” when the father is from 30 t o 40yearst»f ag«' “ What play?” and when the mother is from 30 to 35 years old—that is t«i say, when both parties to the “ W hy, the play at the theater of course. marriage are in the prime of life. If, how­ W h at’s tht' matter with you?” ever, the mother be of the prescribed age “ Was there a play?” ami tho father slightly umler 30 years, the “ Was there? Well, I should say there result is nearly tho same. was. The biggest kiud of a play—best I’ve E a r lie r B e g in n in g o f P re s b y o p ia . M en this seas«m.” The most important deduction which can The opinion has recently been expressed “ Yes, 1 heard the people laughing.” by some experienced opthalnudogists that la* made from these statistics is that men “ Then you sat the play out? I thought presbyopia, or the long sightedness of old between the ages of 30 and 40 cannot with age, In which near objects cannot be dis­ safety to their offspring contract marriages you didn’t see it?” “ D M **.” tinctly seen unless held at a considerable with women under 20, the rate o f mortality “ Jim, old man, come off! Were you distance from t he eye, begins at t lie present in this case being no l«*ss than 27.88 per cent. This «leduct ion is o f exceptional im­ asleep?” day earlier titan was formerly the case. No Jonea—No. I have no debt* now. B r o w n - portance because of the marked «lecrease In “ No. I sat behind a girl who wore a rose precise «tat istics on the subject exist as yet. H ow ’s that? Jones—I borrow ed some m oney One of the most reliable observers in this marriages of that nature at the present j in her hat. I was a victim of the foliage and paid them up. craze.” —Detroit Free Press. line state« that his experience of over a time. Marriages when the man is between 40 j quarter of a century leads him to believe K u ro p ra n and A m e r ic a n O yster». that both men and women now seek aid nml 50 years old and the woman between 20 from glasses at an earlier period o f life than ami 30 years old, which are also of frequent ' The oysters of America and Europe iliffer occurrence, are likewise shown to In* d«»tri- greatly. European oysters are smaller autl did their ancestors.'—New York Tribune. " I feel very thank­ m entAl to the issue. have a coppery taste. Our southern oysters ful for what H ood’ s Ijostly, it is proved that it is unwise for a are larger than the northern. They are A S to r y o f T w o F a in llle a . Sarsaparilla has done A singular occurrence was that o f the man who has passed the age of 50 to marry drnlged along the coast and transferred to for me. I have taken marriage of tw o young English ladies who a young woman, or for a woman who is oyster beds in creeks close to shore, where three bottles and tho ran away to America with two of their more than 35 years i»l«l to marry a man they fatten. m edicine has made a In Ix'iulon oyster salesmen sometimes father’s bondservants. They afterward m under 30. great change. I was In gem*ral it may 1 h * sai«l that marriagi's keep oysters f«>r a few «lays in water to turned ami were forgiven. It 1» recorded All R u n D o w n when the contracting parties are both which oatmeal has been added, for the pur­ that in after years a young lady who was from t r o u b l e and descended from one of these bondservants j young, or when there is a difference o f more pose of rendering «hem more delicate and overwork, aud had refused James Huchanau because he was than 15 years between the contracting o f better flavor. When out of season—d u r-! other com plaints com ­ m on to my sex at my only a “ briefless barrister,” ami a descend j parties, art* likely to prove dangerous to the ing spawning time—the oyster is soft and j aee. 4 4 years. Now milky ami not fit to lie eaten.—New Y'ork ant of the other sister scorned the proposal I h«*althy propagation of the human race. since taking H ood'» These statistics Herr Korosi has of Mail a ml Express. of a struggling young lawyer who after S a r s a p a r i l l a I am ward became chief justice of lYnnsylvania. course calculated from local observations. | m uch stronger aud A C i> n«lilfr*te B o y . Investigation proves, however, that they —•Edward Eggleston in Baltimore Sun. apply with equal force t«' other countries ■ Little Johnny- Pa, «lid you reatl in the I w ould advise all o v e r w o r k e d g * in t i r flesh. ed, ami latitmles «>f the gl«>be. In m'rthern paper how a parent w as fiii«ii 125 because w e a k m o t h e r * to take H ood's Sarsaparilla W e lc o m e 0«l«»n*. No o buy car tickets. When I the home light» through the lonely dusk, Hood's P i l l * a t easily, yet prom ptly and the sweet of togetherness who does not re­ women 25.7: in Ireland for men 29.9, for w o­ have car tickets. 1 don’t swing on the street efficiently, on the liver and bowels. 28c. alize them all, however unconsciously, ami men 25.2; in France for men30 2. f«»r women cars.—Texas Siftings. grow warm about the heart as the subli- 24.9; in Italy for men 30.2, for women 25.4. TA K E Get t in s R e a d y to Q uit. I mated, rich fruitiness of peach ami plutn in Prussia for men 29.2, for women 2d, and THE Old Uncle Norman ha«l lived with the i ami grain* salute«one at the opened door?— ; tu Russia for men 25.2, and for women 21 0& A comparison of them* ages shows Herr family for many years, helping ab«nit the BEST \ Boston Commonwealth. n n ^ T i H A i T Korosi’* «leductions t«»be reasonable.—Xsw house and yani at whatever there was to be York Evening Sun. A F a ith fu l S ervant. done He was a very talkative old man. fouil of using high somuling words, and Carlyle told me one«* of a lawsuit pending In sculpture «lid any «me ever call the felt his Importance very much. In Scotland affecting the siiicession to a Apollo a fancy piece, or say of the Iaiwv He infoniusl one of the young ladies of w it h at estate of which he ha«l known some- ¡h¡ ittg The c m * ilepended on a family coon how it might ln> nuui« different? A the house one day that he woul«l have to masterpiece of art has t«> the mind a fixed take a rest, that he could not stand such secret known «>nly to «me old servant, who place in the chain, as much as a planter “ laborious labor’ because be had "rhea refused to reveal it. A kirk minister was crystal.—Em erstm. malic rheumatism.’ ’—Youth’s Companion. •*ent t«* tell her she must speak ou peril of iv t s ., MVUL »nil ner soul. *‘ I*eril of my saull” she said. For young persons whose happiness li«*s « ! .« > I M t lr . D r o p p in g M iild k N am e». ‘ ‘And would ye put the h«mor o f an auM In outdoor life ami the stmly of nature, no L»n. e n t A du«*. Scottish family in c«mipetiti«>n with the department of natural science offers a more Various celebrities have dropped «me or saul of a p«x>r creature like me?” — Frouita's inviting atul promising fieUl than applied more nmldle names. Mr. K«lmund Goaee It is .o ld on n ttumintM by At) dm *» Oxford Lecture. was christened K«lmun«l William Goase; rfstA. It out*. Incipient Consumption entomology And U th . boat Counh and Croup Cum. Mr. Robert I.ouisStevenson, Robert Ixmi* Spinoza's favorite amusement was to set F O R k * l IES ! Not a few men are so abnormally suscep­ Balfour Stevenson, Mr R*>bert Buchanan, spiders to fighting, au «! he wouKI laugh tible to love In their first youth as to ex­ Robert Williams Buchanan. Mr Henry • inn IN tit.l-li wtltb. mid b fU i.K m li immoderately at beholding their ferocious haust their capacity for loving before they l .a hour he re, Henry du Prt Labouchert.— ( h e t n l r . l C o . (or « » <•»<« ol fem »;. th .t « i l l not Yield to PR J. 3. KlN H ANTI- struggles have reached an age to love with d isc ret u>a. lx>ud«>n Tit-Bite « m e AAXATIVIK POADIR. PriceII 00 p,r box. For «Ale by all draniata ForTired Mothers Hood’ss,;>Cures Price BO O n ta Ap.il) H .lu» .»m e a h n o .tri IRVING INSTI IUTE K o r o sl Borne In te re s tin g F igu res. other serious ailm ents, their use is "I could write a book,” says M. Zola, “ called ‘The Error» of My Interviewers.' The funniest mistake ever made by any of them was perpetrated by De Amici», the well known Italian writer. In an adjoin­ ing room when lie interviewed me were two puppies, who were playing and bark ing. I)e Amici* mistook the yelps o f these dog» for children’» cries, and he imparted to the world in his interview that I was the happy father of two bouncing babies.” ID L E . newspaper, writing o f these hard time«. L ife R e la t e d b y T enn yson. EFFECT OF MARRIAGE ON TH E DEATH I A writer in The Tablet relates a curious Added to this misfortune are the physical RATE OF INFANCY. story which he heard from the lips of Lord* infirmities with which thousands have to S ID E ROYAL BAKING POWDEB CO., 1C« WALL 8 T., NEW-YORK._________ NEVER A CURIOUS STORY. CURE C ough S h il o h s CURE America Leads the Nations in the Marcii of Progress. Among the wonders of the World's Columbian Fair the grandest was the exhibit of American products. The Ex­ hibition was, in this respect, an object lesson of the grandeur and glory of the Republic. Among the exhibits from the United States no article of its class stood so high as Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder. The Chief Chemist of the Agricultural Department at Washington, backed by an intelligent jury at the Exposition, found it strongest in leavening power, peerless in its purity and beyond comparison in uniform excellence. Received Highest Award At the World’s Fair. The award is a matter of official record. Nothing could settle so decisively the im m easurable superiority of Dr. Price’s over all other powders as the great honor bestowed at Chicaeo. W h e n C o rn e re d f o r L u n ch e o n . “ If you ever get in a corner and seem to have nothing available in the house for luncheon, just investigate the resources of the cracker box,” said a careful house­ keeper. “ I remember one day we bad a guest come in just before luncheon was served. It was a sort of off day, and w# had a spread made u^ of odds and ends. The visitor was one whom I knew to be somewhat dainty in her tastes, and as there was no time to send to market for any­ thing I just didn’t know what to do. Un­ fortunately the breatl wasn’t fresh, which was a great misfortune, for it always seem* to me that with good bread and butter one can make out a sort of a meal; but here we were, when it all at once occurred to me that we might get up a creditable dish out of crackers, of which, as good luck would have it, there was an abundance. “ So I buttered a few dozen crackers and set them in the oven, there to stay until they were a light brown. A part of these were placed in a dish on the back of th* stove, and with the remainder I madesomt cracker sandwiches out of some bits o# roast fowl which was ready sliced in the pantry. The meat was mixed with a little mayonnaise and placed between tw o of the buttered crackers. A jar of canned fruit was opened, and with some olives and * bit of cheese rounded out a very relishabl* luncheon, and my guest quite enthused over the new fashioned sandwiches.” —New York Ledger. W o r k e d a P r o b le m W h ile A s le e p . An Amsterdam banker ènee requested * professor of mathematics to work out a very intricate and puzzling problem for him. The professor, thinking the matter good exercise for the intellectual faculties o f his pupils, mentioned it to them and re­ quested them to work out the enigma. One of the students, who had pondered deeply over the int ricate subject during the day, retire«! to bed. .Some time afterword he arose, dressed, and seating himself at his desk worked out the problem accu­ rately, covering sheets of paper with his calculations. He had no recollection in the morning of having done so.—Boston Globe. ■) From Face, Neck and Arms in YOU CAN five minutes with N tJ D E N E , REMOVE w ithout pain or Injury to the c n v c n c i linns e *kin. Send stamp for circular MAI* i k ™ 1 wanted. NCi EMC j MFG. CÖ., Room 12, The Ven* J I dom d e. Portland, Or. L E W I S & D R Y D E N 'S M A R I N E H I S T O R Y O F T H E P A C IF IC N O R T H W E ST . This exhaustive review of the marine in­ dustry is nearing com pletion; and, as we do not wish to slight any matters o f inter­ est to marine men, we would like to hear from you. All data or photogranhs sent us will be returned as soon as possible. The work will contain accurate accounts of 2,500 steam and sail craft that have made ma­ rine history in the Northwest, detailed ac­ counts o f 350 wrecks occurring here, ¡•ketches and engravings o f all prominent old-time craft and the men who ran them, and hundreds o f pages o f interesting ma­ rine miscellany. Lewis A D r y d e n P r in t in g Co., Portland, Or. E. W. W r ig h t , Editor. He (hesitatingly)—I guess I’ d better go now She (radiantly)—On, how »mart you are; you guessed it the first time. THE IN L A N D P R IN T E R Should be in the hands o f every printer, publisher, bookoinder and advertiser who consults his best interest. Published by Inland Printer Co., Chicago, 111. 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