M U R F I i E E ’S H E R O I S M .
I B y A u th o r ity o f C o n g re s s.
U. S. Gov’t
Baking Powder
Tests.
The report of the analyses of Baking Powders, made
by the U. S. Government (Chemical Division, A g ’l
D ep’t), shows the Royal superior to all other powders,
and gives its leavening strength and the strength of each
of the other cream of tartar powders tested as follows:
L F A VENINO OAS.
C u b ic In . p a r o a .
P e r cent.
ROYAL, Absolutely Pure,
The OTHER PO W D E R S
TE STE D are reported to con­
tain both lim e and sulphuric
acid, and to be o f th e fo llo w ­
in g strengths resp ectively,
IJ .O Ó
.
.
1 6 0 .6
.
1 5 1 .«
/ ,3 -» 8
1 11.13
•
•
.
1 3 3 -6
' 1 0 .2 6
.
.
1 2 3 .a
9 -5 3
•
.
114.
1 9 -2 9
.
<
(
8 .0 3
\ 7 - 3 »
i n . 6
. ‘ .
9 6 .5
.
8 7 .4
-
These tests, made in the G o v ’t Laboratory, by impartial
and
unprejudiced
official chemists, furnish the highest
evidence that the “ Royal ” is the best baking powder.
R O Y A L B A K IN Q P O W D E R C O .,
106
W ALL
8 T .,
N E W -Y O R K .
"There ic not a [«article o f heroism
about you, Ulysses.” said Mrs. Murfree
a m she brushed out her back hair in fro?.t
of tiie dresser glass preparatory’ to retir­
ing for the night. "N o t a particle,” she
emphatically repeated. "W h a t on earth
your mother was thinking about when
she named you I can’t imagine. 1 am
s i*e that 1 never saw a man more un­
like his namesake. I have known you to
be positively cowardly at times.”
Mr. Murfvee looked up in a weary
way from the corner where he sat. " I ’m
sure, my dear,” he began.
"N o, you're not.” snapped his better
half, giving the pincushion a whack
I with the hairbrush to emphasize her
words; "you are not sure; you are never
sure of anything—you only think. Bah!
i I hate a man who ‘only thinks.* ’’ And she
i jerked the tangles out of a refractory
auburn lock with additional force,
i ‘ When Mrs. Jenks was telling tonight
about that paragon o f a husband of hers
I was simply consumed with envy. It
shows how much to believe in names,
i Look at you two men; look, I say!"
"Y es, my dear,” responded Mr. Mur-
free. pulling off bis boots in a resigned
! way, " I ’m looking.”
"B ah!” retorted his wife, " I me an your
names— Ulysses Murfree, Peter Jenks—
just think of the difference, and yet Pe­
ter Jenks knocked a burglar down stairs
| this week with one fist; one, 1 assure
you. and you—you are afraid to go call­
ing on the Simsongibbers after dark be­
cause they keep a dog.”
"W e ll, iny dear,” feebly expostulated
Mr. Murfree, " it is a very largo dog and
his eyes on the bent figure
In the uncertain light the man looked
unnaturally large and heavy, and seemed
each second to be on the point of rising
Indeed, us Mr. M urfree reached the ten
ter table he thought all was over and
Shrunk down behind it despairingly
But fortune was kind; the burglar still
searched busily, and Mr. Murfree, gath
ering himself for a grand effort and
nerved to the point o f desperation, made
a flying leap, and landing with terrific
force upon the burglar's shoulders
grabbed the revolver, yelling. "Police!
thieves! oh” ----
Over he weut, bum pet y bump, and as
he found himself prostrate on the floor
with a chair and something soft ard thick
over him. he finished his exclamation
with **---- it!”
"Oh. Ulysses! Ulysses!” screamed Mrs
Murfree, tangling herself up iu the bed­
clothes in her efforts to rise. "H elp '
W here are you?”
Mr. Murfree was on his feet in a flash
holding in his arms the harmless cause
of his fright and disturbance, Mrs. Mur
tree's fur cape, which she had hung over
the chair back, in front of tiie dresser
and which, with its high shoulders and
collar, had looked in the dim light like a
stooping figure.
Men think quickly sometimes, and Mr
Murfree realized tho situation with re­
markable sjieed, and being on bis met­
tle determined not to be made a fool of
Knocking Mrs. Murfree’s jew el case
from the dresser as he fled he rushed out
of the room pellmell, stepping on the
cat, the author of the mysterious noises
I that had first awakened him.
W itli a sav age kick lie sent her ahead
j of him. as lie flew down the front stairs
and banged the front door open and shut
Then he panted breathlessly up again,
j sinking on the top stair, sore, bruised
and mad, just as his w ife succeeded in
lighting the gas.
"B urglar,” he gasped.
"W here, oh, where?” she screamed ex
citedly, half helping, half dragging him
into the room.
"G one,” he managed to say; "knocked
him over—got away— front door—see
there?” pointing to the jew elry strewn
| around the floor.
Mrs. Murfree gave one look, and then,
with that faithful sense of obligation to
I the tradition o f her sex which the aver
I age woman seems to possess in an emer­
gency, she proceeded to faint away.
Mr. Murfree dumped her into a chair
He was too weak to hold her, and besides
he felt a fiendish exultation in glorying
in his superior strength o f mind, so when
she recovered lie was picking up the
cleverly scattered trinkets with as bored
an air as he could assume.
"W h a t are you scared of?” lie said
scornfully.
‘ Man's gone; I’m here; I
rather think 1 have protected you even
if 1 am a coward. Perhaps you will
kindly leave the light burning after this
so that I shall not be obliged to struggle
for my life in the dark,” and he wiped
from his forehead a few drops of blood
trickling from a scratch he received in
his encounter with the large pin on his
cape burglar, making bis face as gory as
possible with the small amount of mate­
rial.
Veritably the tables were turned.
Mrs. Murfree looked at him a moment
in a hysterical way, and then falling on
his neck alternately implored forgive­
ness and wept over her former severity
calling him her hero and all the de­
lightful names which Mr. Murfree’s soul
was thirsting for.
" I ’ll never say such mean things
again,” she sobbed, "never, never.”
"There, there,” said her spouse,
straightening up and putting on a pa­
tronizing air to conceal the nervous
shaking o f bis muscles—scarce over their
recent shock.
"Y o u sit down and I will
search the house, so that we can feel
easy during the remainder of the night.”
So that while Mrs. Murfree hid behind
the bed curtains for fear ot another visit­
or, her Ulysses went out into the hull
and stayed five minutes in a dark corner,
returning with a serious air and the as­
surance that all was well.
Locking their door, the couple once
more sought repose, but both were too
excited for sleep.
"W o n ’t I just gloat over Mrs. Jenks,”
exclaimed Mrs. Murfree as she convul­
sively patted the pillow into a more ac­
commodating shape. "Oh, Ulysses, I'll
tell every woman in the block."
Just then the ludicrous side o f the
thing struck Mr. Murfree, and he stuffed
the corner of the sheet in his mouth and
shook convulsively.
"W h a t’s the matter, dear?" cried his
wife. "W h at's the matter, Uly?”
As soon as he could speak he mut­
tered, "O n ly a chill—don’t bother about
it—guess 1 took cold.”
"Shan’t I get you something hot?'
Asked his siniuse anxiously.
"Nonsense." he replied, controlling
himself with difficulty: "ju st go to
sleep. I’m tim l.”
" A l l right, dear,” responded she; " I
do hope you won’t bo sick. It’s very
funny, Ulysses, that the policeman on
our ln*at didn't hear anything or come
running up to the house when that
dreadful man made such a noise at the
door
Dear me, if 1 didn’t know you
had a chill I should think yon were
laughing.”
And Mr. Murfree was.—Carolyn Wade
in Buffalo News
AH OLD
LOVE
L E T I ¿ft.
The ft. lag years, the silent years.
Swept o'er this safely hidden page.
Till time, that deep sunk mystery clears.
Give* me the dateless heritage.
Where beat the heart, where burned the braia
That all this pain and passion felt?
On leaves defaced by mold and stain
The secret of a life Is spelt.
Why rashly lift, why rudely rend
The softening veil that death and lima.
Conspiring life with art to blend.
Have hung between her soul and o
Enough to know, enough to feel
That one immortal bliss endures;
T lie love flier.«.* anient words reveal
May haply mirror mine—or yours.
—Margaret Crosby iu Scribner’i
A n A m e rica n A b roa d .
There was an American in the railway
« arriage to Liverpool. This gentleman in
terested me greatly. He was dark and
»’ rested with elaborate care, and kept on
I reducing instruments of a remarkable
tbaructcr from his pockets. He was a man
who was thoroughly equipped for all the
contingencies of everyday life. A blue bot
tie got into the carriage and he produced a
tty paper, ou which it promptly settled and
died. He wanted to smoke, and he took
out a pipe with seventeen distinct and sep
urate patents in it. He filled it from a
pouch which was absolutely remarkable
for its ingenuity.
He put the tobacco in with a patent
spoon, he rammed it down with a metal
stopper, then he put a skewer, which he
j wore attached to a silver chain, up the stem,
j then lie stabbed the tobacco with a stiletto
j to make the pipe draw more easily, and
j then he kindled a light by means of an
| elaborate arrangement in six compart
inents, which took about fifteen minutes to
lit together.
A fter that lie hung his hut up by a patent
hat suspender, put on his gloves with a
button hook, squirted himself all over with
a scent spray, cut his newspaper with a
paper cutter that was also a railway key
and a bootjack, and wrapped himself in a
patent rug, which by pulling various
strings could i>e made into an overcoat, a
macintosh, a bed quilt, a life belt, a table
cloth and a shroud. Finally he went to
sleep, after setting a pocket alarm to wake
him up in an hour and putting a patent
catch on his watch chain incase either of
us should be taken suddenly with klepto
mania.—George H. Sims in Referee.
t X F L 'N S I V t
ECONOM Y.
Headache,
Dyspepsia,Indigestion
Some people begrudge the little money
that an A l l c o c k ’ s P orous P l a s t e r costs,
and then when they are racked with pain
from a lame back, or from the soreness
are caused by bad blood, and by
arising from a cold, they will spend any
a run down, worn out condi­
tion o f the body. Rememb«r
amount o f money to relieve the pain. 11
they only had one of these world-renowned
Sarsa-
plasters on hand, they would be saved a
vast amount of suffering and be consider­
parilla
ably richer. A t the first sign of stiffness
o f the joints apply one of these plasters
without any delay. The soreness will be
greatly relieved at once and soon disappear Be Sure to
entirely. It will be money saved to have
them on hand, to say nothing of the com­ Get Hood’s
_
fort they bring.
__
B r a n d h r t h ’ s P ills contain no irritating
HOOd’S Pills »re geuUe, m ild and effectlVtA
mat er.
____________________
Hoods
Cures
The hotel porter who fails to arouse a guest
when instructed to do so has reason to be
ashamed o f his calling.
W . L. D o uglas
C
The readers of this \ aper w ill be p’eased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
chat science has been able to cure In all it*
stages, and that is CHturrh. Halt’s Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known to the med­
ical fraternity. Catarrh, being a constitutional
dbease, requires a constitutional treatment.
H all’s catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprietors have
so much faith in its curative power* that they
offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it
fails to cure Send f r list of testimonials. A d­
dress
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Sold by druggists; 75 cents.
Use E name line Stove Pollali: nodosi, no smell
T ry
G ebm sa
for breakfast.
Scrofula
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IS TH E B IS T .
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the middleman's profits. Our shoes equal custom
work In style, easy fitting and wearing qualities.
We have them sold everywhere at lower prices for
the value given than any other make. Take no sut^
•41 tut«. I f jour dealer cannot supply you, we eaa.
GALKINS ELESTRIC OIL BURNER
it D isease G erm s liv in g In
th e B lood a n d feedin g upon
its Life.
O vercom e th ese
erm s w ith
Here Mrs. Murfree suddenly turned
around, and through lips containing sun­
NRL A3 AN INDIAN.
dry hairpins, combs and such trifling ar­
ticles hissed, "D on ’t talk to me!” in
H o w a llr ig lit Y o u n g W o m a n S u c c e e d e d
I.ortl D iin m ore’ s i'lu n to T r a v e l L ik e a Sav-
such an impressive and disgusted man­
W h e re .Men H a d F u l l e d .
iigr f r o m M ontreal to Paris.
She waa bright and pretty, and Bha ner that Mr. Murfree subsided at once
aui . C.mill’s Murray was bom a lord,
but prefers to bo u tramp. Ho is not a dropped into a lawyer’» oflice the other day and proceeded to finish pulling off his
socks.
tramp of the Cox- and asked for work.
"W hat can you do?’*
He waa not disturbed again until tho
ey variety, but a
"Anything a woman of ability can do, moment came for retiring, when, con­
T H E C R E A T FUEL SAVE R .
traveler, an ex­
T h ey D raw the Line.
o m k - m a d e
g as p e r f e c t e d
a t
plorer ami a stu­ nnd more than most men."
trary to their usual custom, Mrs. Mur­
laKt. No dirt, no auhes, no odor, no danger.
"Great opinion of yourself, young wom­
Fciaalc infanticide is not uncommon in
dent of nature.
free turned the gas entirely out, leaving
A
perfect
method
o
f
generating
and
burning
gas
Chino, but owners of water rights know
These things cost an,” said the elderly lawyer present. "P er­ the room in darkness, save where a streak
from petroleum oil. For heating and cooking.
where to draw the line, as is evidenced by
i money, but Lord haps you think you could serve this sum
Fits any stove; also adapted for furnaces,steam
th
e
C
rea
m
o
f
C
o
d
-liv
e
r
Oil,
of moonlight fell through the window,
heaters and grates. Absolutely ?afe. No possi­
the following notice over a pool at Fu-
XDunmore’H rich tnons?”
bility of explosion and cheaper than any other
and m a k e y o u r blood h ealth y,
" i might,” said she. "May 1 look at it? open for ventilation.
chau: “ Girls may not be drowned here.**
Testates in Scot
fuel. Call and examine the latest im eu ion.
Now, if there was anything that Mr.
land furnish him T ch , 1 will.”
Agents wanted in every town and county in
skin p u re an d system strong.
" I f you dothut you’ll be doing something Murfree hated it was to have the bed­
California,
Nevada, Oregon and Washington.
with all the cash
Cowper’s house at Weston Underwood,
For circulars address
Physicians, th e w o rld o v er,
lie needs, and lie we’ ve all lie« n trying to do for a week. He’s room gas turned off at night, hut know­
England, is much as it was during his resi­
Jwanders over tho a slippery fellow, und bis people are all ing the defiant state o f mind which
dence there. The touching lines in his own
endorse it.
CALKINS’ ELECTRIC BURNER COMPANY,
wild sections of posted. However, you may try it. You can prompted his w ife to extinguish it, and
handw riting upon the shutters of his bed
P a c if ic C oast A gency ,
afford
to
lose
a
little
conceit,"
nnd
the
law­
the world at will,
room, written on the morning of the day
Oon’t
be
deceived
by
Substitutes!
fearing
to
provoko
another
outburst
he
622 L a r k in S tr e e t, San F r a n c is c o .
i The earl comes of yer smiled grimly.
he
left
it
to
spend
the
remainder
of
his
life
Prepared
by
Soott
AdJown*.
N.
Y.
All
Dro«gist«k
A t 10 tiie next morning the office door climbed sadly into bed, and lay cogitat­
one of tho oldest
in Norfolk, ate still legible.
families in Croat was ojH’iied, and the bright young woman ing a plan whereby he should he able to
D IR E C T IO N S
shoot a burglar in the dark should one
Britain.
Ho In walked in again.
The late Sir W. Gull was wont to declare
—FOR USING—
"Thought you’ll give it up, eh? Found chance to visit his ubode that night.
about 50 years of
that the sarcasm pf "W ho shall decide
him too slippery for you? Thought ho .”
" I don’t see how I could do itx” he
a#e and a gian
where doctors disagree?” was aimed at C r e am B a l m .
"The paper is served," said she. It was sighed, turning uneasily.
In stature.
His
D. D.’s and not at doctors of medicine, who,
Apply a particle of
height is 0 feet iJ her turn to smile now, and she did it. The
he maintained with unmoved countenance, the Bairn w ell up into
"A r e you ever going to lie still and let
the nostrils. After
inches tall, ami ho lawyer swung round in his chair.
were
always
agreed.
a person sleep?" snapped the partner of
CAS and
moment draw strong
“ Served th e---- . 1 low'd you do it?"
pulls down tho
breath through the
"Oh, it was simple enough. 1 called at his joys and sorrow’s us she flounced
scales at about «550
Under the leaves, amid the grass, lazily nose. Use three times
over, dragging half o f the comfortable
li
is
place
of
business,
looked
around,
priced
GASOLINE
pounds.
the day shall pass, yet not lie wasted. a day. after meals pre­
and before re­
,f Ho is an old some materials, and then asked if lie was in. with her. and thereby causing 3inall
From my drowsy ease 1 borrow health and ferred,
tiring.
"
‘No,’
said
tiie
salesman,
‘but
I
can
do
as
chills
to
chase
one
another
down
her
hus­
and experienced
strength to bear niy boat through the great E L Y ’S CREAM BALM
band’s vertebra?.
traveler and seems W r 11 . ’
Opens and cleanses
life ocean.—Mackay.
" ‘ 1 think not,’ I said quietly. He liasal
the Na«al Passage«,
Mr. Murfree laid still.
to despise civilize
Pain arid In-
L O R D P U N M ORIS.
In the great warehouses of Manaos and Allays
tiou and the iron ways served me before, and he understands
Bo held his breath, figuratively, until
tiammation, Heals th«* ^ A | n l b U r A H
Para you may see enormous masses of dried Sores, Protects the L U L U N M L A U
horse ns heartily as did the mythical just what 1 want.’
the deep, not to say sonorous, breathing
" ‘Oh, in that case you might call at his
caoutchouc sap, resembling cheeses, await Membrane from Colds, Restores the Senses of
Lentherstoeking. He has just finished a
of his amiable companion told that peace
Taste and Smell. The Balm is quickly absorbed
ing shipment.
book called “ Tho Pamirs,” describing his house. He will l>e in to dinner.’
and gives relief at once. Price 50 cents at Drug­
"1 did call at his house, dressed in my and quietude Imd folded their downy
latest journey, which was from India to
gists'or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS,
wings upon tho bosom of Mrs. Murfree.
56 Warren Street, New York.
Hichurd Payne Knight, the poet, Greek
the Caspian sea, a distance of 4,500 miles. best, can lease ¡n hand. 1 sent in my card
Then he sighed again.
scholar, and antiquary, was a victim of
This remarkable journey was made on and he appeared promptly.
Boarding and day
" ‘M r.---- ?’ said I, rising.
“ I do hope no one w ill come tonight,”
melancholia, and finally destroyed himself
horseback, afoot and by sledge, and the
school for girls.
" ‘ Yes. You wished to see me on busi he murmured sleepily. "D ear me— if—
with poison.
plucky carl was one year and three days
Opens September
ness?’
1894.
I” — And here his thoughts floated
in traversing India, Baluchistan, Afghan
HALL.
BRACE TH E NERVES.
**
‘
I
hear
you
are
interested
in
property
in
lstan ami Persia.
vaguely off and he realized no more.
----street
?’
Sedatives
and
opiates
won’
t
do
it.
Th-
se
ner­
Tho next irrcut trip Lord Dunmoro will
Quiet fell on tho room for a time,
" ' Yea. ’
vines do not make the nerves strong, an 1 failing
take is a decidedly novel one as lie has
to do this, fill short of producing the essential
" ‘ Well, I have a paper which will inter broken only by the musical sounds from
planned it. lie proposes starting at Mont
of their quietude—vigor. And while in extrem e
the
alcove,
where
slept
the
pair,
and
an
cases—and these o n ly - o f nervous irritation
real and traversing the entire length and est you concerning it,’ offering him the
such drugs may he advisable, their frequent use
breadth of British North America until summons, which lie took with a smile. occasional snap as the w illow rocker,
is highl v p-ejudieisl to the delicate organism
he readies Alaska.
During the whole He looked at. it and blushed crimson. So objecting to tiio strain o f tho day. tried
upon which they act, and in order to renew
tneir quieting effect increased and dangerous
journey ho will refuse the aid of all civi­ did I. Nothing was said. He control Us 1 to contract to its former shape.
doses eventually become necessary. Hostetter’ s
Just as tho city clock was striking 1
lized menus of travel, lie will make tho bis temper and accompanied mo to the
S’ omach Hitters is an efficient substitute for
trip <iu horseback, afoot, by canoe ami by door."
Mr. Murfree awoke with a start and
such pernicious drugs. It uuiets the nerves by
"Another Held open to women!*' was tiie
—NOTED F O R -
bracing, toiling, strengthening them. The con­
sledge exactly as lie might have done had
looked in a dazed way up into tho dark­
Address
MISSE9 RODNEY, Portland, Or.
nection between weakness of the nervous sys­
he been Isirn a noble rod mail instead of a lawyer’s only comment.—Kansas City ness.
tem and that of the organs o f digestion is a
Times.
noble lord. Tho object of ids trip, aside
strong and sympathetic link. The Bitters by
"W h a t’s the matter with me?*he mut­
from tho pleasurable notoriety it may
imimrting a healthful impulse to the digestive
Int«‘ ll«*etiiul W o r k a m i L o n g L ift *.
tered, a sensation o f uneasiness creeping
and assimilating functions promotes throughout
bring liivii, is to cross the continent by a
Now that so many women are adopting over him. " I think—ha! W hat’s that?”
the whole system a vigor in which the nerve*
route never lioforo attempted by civilized
M illin g M a c h in e r y , B rya n M ills , J o h n ­
come in for a large share. Use the Bitters in
man and to learn tin* secrets of the com various forms of intellectual labor as a And, broad awako now, with tho cold
malaria, constipation, bilious and kidney sto n C o n c e n tr a to r s , E n g in e s , B o ile r s .
means of livelihood it may not be without [wrspirution starting from every pore, he
trouble.
_______________________
P u m p s and G e n e r a l M a c h in e r y .
paratively unexplored interior. There Is
interest to consider the result of severe liecaine conscious of a faint rustle in the
E s tim a te s g i v e n on a ll cla ss es o f iron
a general Impression that musk oxen and
IJ* tie—Have you any distant relatives? Mutch
brain work on the duration of life.
—No; mine an* all near enough to visit me at a w o r k . A d d r e s s
Eskimos roam over the country, and Lord
Very satisfactory references with regard room, the cause of which the heavy por­
moment’s
notice.
R . H . M O O R E , M . K.,
Dunmnre desires to increase the world’s
to this matter may lie drawn from the ml tieres dcaping tho alcove prevented him
H o t e l P o r t la n d , P o r t la n d , O r.
store of knowledge on these and other
dress delivered by Lord Kelvin at the mini ascertaining.
points.
THE DISCOVERY OF AMERICA
Cautiously he reached under the mat­
versary meeting of the Hoyal society. His
Tho earl expects to travel in boats for
lordship gave a list of the numlier of fel
by Columbus brought
part of tho way on tin* Mackenzie river. lows who Imd died since the last annual tress f««r his revolver, and to his horror
enlightenment to the
found that, after cleaning it on the pre­
-A N D —
Other parts of tho journey will Is* covered
world. New fields of
meeting. These were thirty-two in num vious day, he had carelessly forgotten to
on foot, by slcdgo and by snowshoo. lie
enlightenment
in this
her, including live foreign members, and t lie replace it in its wouted spot.
Do w* not present a ■miling conntenanceT
Why should
expects to live on jerked reindeer meat, deaths were unusually numerous, or, as
century are in the lines
en tt It it true w# have been overworked and even with
of science. The triumph w
llsh, musk ex flesh and whatever proven
"Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord!” he chattered to
our greatly increased facilities, have had to work nights, to
Lord Kelvin said, a sadly great number.
,
of
Conservative
Nurg-
supply
the
demands
made
upon
ua
for
Aermotors,
tanks and
der tin* nntl\Vs utilize in keeping soul and
Of course it is hardly necessary to say there himself, trying to keep cool. " N o re­
le r y is well illustrated towers. This ever increasing, never ceasing demand for our
lxsiy together, llo is an ardent Nimrod were no women among them, as ladies are volver. no nothing, and a burglar, sure as
goods, even in times of great business depression, makes us
r by the fact that
tirsd, but happy, as witness the smiling countenance a
and expects to bag some big game liefore not yet admitted to the dignity of the fel fate. Samantha was right; 1 am a cow­
our glittering Aermotof. While others cannot get work to
reaching Alaska. From Alaska ho intends
iy? ~ Because we make
do, we are overwhelmed with
RUPTUREN, now
H™ rod-
'h the
lowshlp of tiie Hoyal society. Of these ard. What on earth shall 1 do? I f 1
be made, of the best
heat thing that can
icallu cured without the
to cross Bering sea on the ico and tramp thirty-two deceased fellows, the age* of
made, at the lowest
istenal
that
wake
Samantha
1
w
ill
never
hear
the
last
knife
and
without
pain.
price that ever
through Silieria and other countries until thirty wen* given by his lordship; two only
Clumsy, chafing trusses
back it all by the
of it; she will nag worse than ever; In*
ho rent lies Paris.
best
reputation
never
cur«*
but
often
in­
were under sixty. Both of these were for sides, she is sure to yell, atul then we will
ever made for
duce inflammation, strangulation and d«-ath.
In E v e r y D e t a i l .
eign members On tiie other hand, two
knowing what
T h e In e q u a lity nf D evelop m en t.
TU M O R S Dvarian. Fibroid (U te rin e ) and to
all ln> murdered." And the poor man
do, how to
had
reached
the
age
of
ninety—namely,
Sii
■
many
others,
are
now
removed
Few peoples have equaled the Hindoos in
do it and in­
shook so that the springs creaked and
without the perils o f cutting operations.
variably accom­
architecture. In philosophy their specula George B. Airy and Sir FrancisC. Knowles.
These engines are acknowledged by expert en-
re­
PM
F TUM O R S how ever large. Fistula plishing All the the
The average length of life of the thirty, sent him into a fresh tit of trembling.
k ie w s
tions go to a depth to which European
neers to be w orthy of highest commendation
T I L L I U l f l U n O . aTM| other diseases o f the sult.
Co. slone knows
that the Aermotor
Hustle, rustle, it came again, and then
r sim plicity, high-grade material and superior
who w i re all presumed to 1 h * highly (listin
thought has only recently arrived. In lit
lower bowel, are permanently cured without
how to make Wind-
Jill Is. steel towers
workmanship. They develop the full actual
pain or resort to the knife.
for them pour in up-
end tanka. Orders
endure they produced admirable works, guishsd in science or literature, was upward a soft thump and a clink.
horse power, and ran without an Electric Spark
snd corner of the earth,
on us from every nook
S
TO
N
E
'
n
^
Blailder,
no
matter
how
" l i e ’s got my Pants,” ejaculated Mr.
even though thev fell short of those of the of seventy four years a very satisfactory
Battery; the system of ignition is simple, inex­
A business depression in
sny one locality is cot
I x s iv i. largfY' is «-rushed. pulverized, washed
felt by us. The world
is our field. Is it, there-
pensive and reliable.
proof that even tin* highest intellectual la Murfree to himself as he cautiously sat
(ireeks ami Latins. But they were modi
out ami perfectly removed w ithout cutting.
we are busy snd ars
fore, any wonder that
For pumping outfit« for irrigating purposes
ocn*and far below the (¡reeks in statuary, oors are not incompatible with extreme up m I h *«1 and tried to calm himself.
our last year s
output, even in thee«
S TR IC TU R E o f Urinary Passage i«, also doubling
no
better engine can oe found on the Pacific
Everyone on the Aermo-
( J i n i v i U l I L remove«! without cutting in days of depression?
longevity. A llo t these gentlemen hud, on
ami were nullities in the domain of seien
Coast.
tor premises, from the
olfice boy to the owners,
Tlmmp.
hundm
ls
o
f
rases.
For
pamphlet,
ref«>r«*nceg
For hoisting outfits for mines they have m et
presents this well fed.
smiling
countenance,
tilicand historical knowledge, while the j the average, passed tho threescore and ten
ami particulars, send 10 cents (in stamps) All are
" I can’t stand this any longer,” said
busy, beppy—work is
with highest approval.
betray an absence of precision which we years usually regarded as the length of
to W orld * Dispensary Medical Association,
plenty, and proa peri-
/(
lb
U
ty attends the design­
For intermittent power their economy is un­
man's life. As tin* average life of woman Mr. Murfree in a whisper, beginning to
ers. makers, managers snd sellers of Aermotors. Even the
863 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
meet in equal degree among uootherpeo
questioned.
purchasers of Aermotors are the wide-esrske, intelligent, up
pie. <Justavc Le Bon in Popular Science j is longer than that of man, there is no get huffy. ‘T in a fool. N o wonder
tothatimes cash buyers la sny community.
Aermotor
people have no forebodings of disaster snd herd tames,
knowing to wlmt ago they will survive Samantha said so. 1 will certainly find
Mont hl>
nployes never strike. They ere prosperous snd
Aeriset
when they more generally adopt science out what is outside of those curtains,
stented. Even in the civil commotion snd great upheaval
recently raging in Chicago, the Aermotor people were at work,
rro fi'H R ltm n l lte < *lp ro c lty .
and literary occupations. l<ondon Queen.
and this time Samantha shan’t have a
radiant with smiles nnd good cheer, and readv to help bring
''J#M»«*r%iM l(," a H r « u l t o f Dtucusslon.
1 saw a letter some time ago written by
nnd welcome back the general prosperity, which must, aA
chance to brag over me. Perhaps I shall
anca, inevitably return to our land
■
The JahlNTwock is the organ of the Bos-
the hecretary of the national l*ounl of un
An A m erica n Shop In l.om lon.
AORRuTOR
CO.. 13 th. Rockwell and Fillmore Sts Chicago, DL
I k » able to do something for once.”
ton Girls’ Latin school. The meaning of
ilerwriters, who were about to hold a con
kFreeorve this as No. 0 la tba series #r l l j
Americans
who
used
to
goto
Paris,
where
Keeping well away from the se|>ara ••Jahlierwock" was as much a mystery to
vent ion at Buffalo, asking ( 'hauncey I > c | h * w
<>0*"F
A m
forreduetd rates in consideration of their they had to feed on candied violets, rose tion between the [nirtieres he carefully its founders as to the curious friends who
HAS NO SUPERIOR IN
S K IN ,
leaves and fruits, used to get homesick for let one foot out o f lied.
asked question* about It. But from a let- I t >-L B U
la rg e m.mU rs. It was written on pajM*i
any
particular.
hem led with the title of their weekly pub Broadway candy stores, mid wander like
C o n s t ip a t i o n
As it touched the floor the rustle ter from Mr Carroll himself, granting per­ c u r e s
mourners alsmt the streets after peripatet
MONEY REFUNDED BY
mission to the girls to use the name, they
beat ion, The Shroud, and concluded in
I N O i e C S T I O N O IZ Z IN E S S
any grocer,
ic soda fountains. The stories they would sounded again, and so near that Mr
learned
that
"Jabber
work’
’
was
very
suit­
these word*: “ If you should see fit to grant
E r u p t i o n s <> n t h e
s k i n
Murfree
nearly
lost
his
balance
with
IF NOT SATISFACTORY. |
our request we shall I k * happy to exercise pour into French ears about home products, fright, and found himself on his feet the able nnd appropriate. The letter was as I B e a u t i f i e s / C o m p l e x i o n
and tin* eloquence they expended in show
follows:
toward you professional reciprocity.” -
I « 3(1 F0* I C A S E IT W I L L N O T C U f i l
M a d * i s P o * t i . a s d » t
ing how the French nation would open its next moment shaking with alarm lest
L o n d o x , Feb. d, 1888. I
-M A N U F A C TU R E D B T -
New York World.
Amurrreable Laxative Rnd N E R V E TO N IC ,
eyes if a New York eandv shop were to he had provoked the marauder’s at ten
Mr. D w is Carroll ha* much pleasure in. g iv ­
Bold b y D r u n k t a o r sent by mail. 25c.. ö U l ,
o|H
*n
on
a
boulevard,
would
Is*
received
ing
t«>
the
editress
o
f
the
proposed
magazine
j
Closset
&
Devers.
tion
to
the
alcove
or
awakened
the
sleep
ami $1.00 per package. Samples free,
llr ln M ln i lllm .
permission to use the title they wish for. 11«
with polite credulity like that given lod e
M M f\ The F avorite WCTH PCTTH
"W asn’t it sad alnnit old Million's fait script ions of sound steamboats apr«»js> ing Samantha.
find* that flie Anglo-Saxon word ‘‘ wocer.** or | A W
A w fo r the Teeth and B M th J A oa
X. P. N\ Ü. No. 569— 8. F. N. U . No. 636
But, no; all was quiet, and as soon as "w ocor,” signifies "offsp rin g ," or ‘‘ fruit.’* Ta k­
ure?”
of channel Units. The indifference of Paris
ing "Jabber“ u its ordinary acceptation o f " e x ­
f s r . F r o n t an d A i d e r 9 t «.,
“ What! Has he failed*'’
is now < f less consideration. An American he plucked up a sufficient amount ot cited and voluble discussion," this would f i r «
“ Yes; gone clean to smash.**
candy simp lias Urn opened on Picadillv. courage he peered cautiously through the meaning of **ihe result o f much excited
PORTLAND,
OREGON
"That’s too Iwul; lie promised me some­ nnd it has made the London |Ms»ple »»pen j the curtains.
thing yesterday, but now in his trouble 1 their eyes, ns it was predicted the Parisian'- ! With difticulty he repressed an excla discussion.“ Whether this phrase w ill l»a- e
Bend for catalogue.
an> application to the projected periodical it
w ill not hold him to it.**
w ill be for the future historian o f American
would o | m * ii (heirs.
mat ion o f horror.
F O U N D E D 1870.
"That’s generous of you. What was it?"
Dr. W illiam s’ Indian Pile
A boarding and «lay school for boys and \onng men, under military discipline.
It U described ns a fairylike aUsle.
The m<H>n’s rays fell across the dresasr. literature to determina» Mr. C arroll wishes
I Ointment w ill cure Blind,
“ His daughter’s hand in marriage.** F.x
all
success
to
the
forthcom
ing
magazine.
Seventeenth
(IT)
year
under
present
mauacement will open September is. i hor
wherein dwells in piles of dainty sweet
?
B
leed
i-g and Itching Piles.
bringing
out
each
article
on
;t
with
«
ourh preparation for college and se entitle school«. Commercial Course, ACA­
change.
— Boston Transcript.
I It absorti« th** tumors, allays
Dess long draw n out narrow white parrels weird distinctness, and just in tli**
DEMIC , UKKPA K U O R Y AND P R IM A R Y DEPARTM ENT».
the itching at once, acts as a poul­
tied
with
pink
ribbons
and
sealed
with
a
O atm eal a> a
gives
W n ill,
For C at a lo g u e and Full Particulars.
tice, gl
r e s i iTmtant
tistant relief. Dr. f?
i-
It«* <'« » i i t e n t e d .
lams’ Indian Pile Ointment 1* prepared
Oatmeal is Mippumnl to lie liygieiiically golden seal The*e name» are new, Uu , shadow before the chevai glam wa*» th«
J. W. HILL. M. D., Principal. P. 0. Drawer 17, Portland, Or.
Some people are alwaya grumbling.
for
Piles
and Itching o f the private
they
learn
them
quickly.
Wintergreen.
stooping
figure
of
a
man.
imjasrnble. but it demands a tolerably
_
parts. EverT box is warranted. By drng-
There i* nothing like contentment. A
H«* waa evidently searching the nppo?
ists, by trail on r
,
vigorous and rapid digestion to dispose of with a touch of savory piquancy mixed
with sweet ness; marshmallow imbedded in . drawer, and Mr. Murfree gasped for joy youiup ln«ly reported to tear* the other day
1.00 WILLIAMS M AhUF ACTUfilNG CO..
it. Dr. Benjamin Hichardsun giv< * Dinner
" A FAIR F A C E M A Y P R O V E A F O U L B A R ­
became her fatb« r thought $35 waa too
Proprietors, Cleveland, Ohio.
ous examples of heartburn cause« 1 by an chocolate, food for the god* indeed. These as he distinguished on the top of the cal»
much to pay for a hat. If that young lady
oatmeal diet which nothing could relieve phrase* art* English, but do not equal tin inet to the right o f the glass the missing
G A IN .” M A R R Y A P L A IN G IR L IF S H E U S E S
ha«l only considered that there are thou
until that article was banished, and which enthusiasm for tin* ms la fountain, a tempi« revolver.
sand* of yonrg g iilt who don’t *p* n«l that
of
marl»!«*
nnd
silver,
wherein
is
dispensed
returned immediately if the use of it was
much money in a year for hat*. *he would
" I f 1 can oulv reach him.” said Mr
the ice cream s«sla an«1 the hot soda* that
PISO’S CURE FOR
resumed —Sanitary Era.
young New York ha* found so attractive.— '• Murfree to himself, "ju m p on him as h< have received consolation. Another case
i and people
who
hav« weak tangs or Asth*
in
point
i*
of
a
youth
who
grumbled
be-
New York Evening Sun.
is landing over, and secure the revolver |
A Note.I ftalrlde.
ma. shoe Id a s« Pisos C ar« for
ffitl*c
his
father
could
not
ju*t
at
the
time
before he recovers himself—it’s a goon
Consumption. It haa ewred
Sir Samuel liomilly, a man of brilliant 1
pay for the boy's shoes being mended.
tha a a a a d «. ft has Dot in tar*
plan and the only one. I’ui getting kino
genius, by whose efforts the criminal laws
A D ilig en t 1‘ upll.
rne
It is not bad to »«*%
That boy little thought that at the same j
of England were remodeled a man loved
is th« best-----* J
IX ) Y O U KF.EL B AD ? DOES Y O U R B ACK
Teacher l am glad to *«*«• you work­ of riled; I don’t believe 1’ui suih a cow
time he should have been content«*! and
for bis sweet nature and upright manliness
ache?
D
oe»
every
step
»eem
a
burden?
Yon
need
ar«l
after
all."
put up with what be bad. for hi* next door
ing so «liligently a* your writing lesson.
—while overcome by grief at the death of
CONSUMPTION.
M O O R E 'S R E V E A LE D
REMEDY.
W ith a mighty effort he braced him neighbor had rivently met with an acci-
L ittl«* Boy- Yes m; 1 want to get so 1
Three d iw « only
Try it._____
ids wife, with Ids own hand sought rest lie
••If
and
advainrd
cautiously,
keeping
dsut, and h« had no feet to put sbi^ea os. i
in
write
my
ow
nexcuses.—Good
New*,
}oud. Popular Science Aluuthly.
SOMETHING NEW FOR WOMAN TO DO.
Scott’s
Emulsion
CATARRH
H
HERCULES 8 »
E ngines
ST. HELEN'S
IRON WORKS. S. F.
S IM P LIC IT Y ,
STRENGTH,
ECONOM Y
S U P E R IO R
W O R K M A N S H IP
^
58»
H oot
Golden
West
Baking
Powder
PILMERIREY TYPE FOUNDRY,
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY.lt T
f
SAPOLIO
MALARIA!
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