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H IQ H tS l
AWARD
R o y a l f i n k i n g P o w d e r H a s A ll t h e H o n ­
o r s - ' l l M r e o x t l i a n d V a l u e ‘4 0 P e r
C e n t A b o v e I ts N e a te s t C o m p e tito r.
n lg u s o f S p iiiig .
B ofiiid o f g u s ty d r iv in g ru in
W h e n w e w a k e a t m id n ig h t hour.
Ice tip p ’d b r a n c h e s on th e pane
B e a tin g m u s ic to th e s h o w T .
C ro w s t h a t c a w fro m s te a m in g
R o b in s p ip in g in th e g la d e s.
B u d s t h a t fro m th e ir w in te r hood*
P e e p a n d b lu s h lik e p r e tty m a id s .
RECOMPENSE.
BY R. K, H UN KITTBICK.
It wii* about a week before Christman
when Colonel Smith was wandering
homeward upon the main thoroughfare
of tho city of liis adoption. The colonel
was as full of the spirit of the merry sea­
son as was the very air itself. He thought
of the presents he was about to make
and of those which he expected to receive
•s he cast his eyes about him and saw
tho shop windows full of the latest nov­
elties in toys.
When he was lost in such a pleasant
Christmas reverie as he hadn’t had since
he was a small boy, ho happened to pass
along in front of a great murble hotel.
At the time he was passing a painter
was engaged in the act of retoning some
o f the inside blinds at an open window.
It is not likely that it will ever be known
just how it happened, but the painter,
while probably preoccupied witli dreams
o f tho approaching holiday, toppled tho
pot of paint olT the window sill, from
which point it whirled through the chilly
ashen air and deposited about three-
quarters of its contents upon the colo­
nel.
Tho latter was ns red with rage as he
was with paint when ho flew into and
through the main entrance of that hotel
ami presented himself at the offlue,
"Sir!" exclaimed tho colonel in a tow-
eringrage. “ What kind of treatment do
you call this, sir?”
“ Pretty rough," replied the clerk, not
knowing exactly what to say, because ho
was ignorant of the accident that hud
just happened.
"I am glad,” roared the colonel, with
beautiful irony, "that you are at least
kind enough lo a nine an attitude of
sympathy, but 1 am here, sir, to demand
satisfaction for damages. As I was pass­
ing, sir, one of your painters, sir, upset
a pot of red paint upon me, sir!"
Here the colonel paused for breath,
and tho clerk, learning the enuse of his
trouble, became very profuse in his
apologies.
“ I am sorry it hnpi>enod, sir, very
sorry. Uut you should not be so unreu-
PHlrTTY ItO l'O ll TUI VTMI.NT.
also a very dignified and proud spirit 1
I person. And when she saw the colonel
enter the house bedaubed with red paint
| and heard that lie had been gibed at by
boys as he passed along the street she
was completely undone and has since
been confined to her bed. Her feelings
have got to be paid for too. The colonel
is really more distressed over his aunt's
feelings than anything else connected
with tins unfortunate affair, and he pro­
poses to fight it out on the basis of their
feelings and wounded pride.”
"See here,” said the hotel's attorney,
“I’ll tell you what we'll do. We’ll settle
♦lie thing for$88.75, and not a cent more.
If this doesn’t meet your views of a fair
compromise, you must seek your remedy
in tho law, and then you will find what
your client’s feelings are worth.”
“ Is that tlio best you will do?”
"It is,” replied the hotel's attorney.
On Christmas morning, when the bells
were ringing merrily in the frosty air,
Colonel Smith appeared in a new suit of
clothes to celebrate the occasion, for he
had accepted tho hotel’s terms of $88.75
—$80 for his ruined clothing and $8.75
for his feelings and those of his dear old
auuty.
—
—
TO CHRISTMAS GIVERS.
S u g g e H tio n a
iia
to
A |> |» ro |> rl» te H o lid a y
P re se n ts .
Tho tfift which harmonizes with its fu­
ture surroundings and just fits in a va­
cant spot is tho one which is most val­
ued. Tho same rule applies to articles
o f dress.
To the young brunette, whoso
evening gowns are generally pink or
i crimson, the pale blue fan, although
i lovely in itself, would not be as service-
i able as a plainer one which she could use
with her existing wardrobe. Before you
embroider the doilies or centerpieces for
the housewife’s table consider the color
o f her china and try to bring your work
into affinity with her possessions.
The friends in mourning and the in­
valid appreciate t lie t In mghtfnlness which
adapts the gift to their saddened lives.
The book, with its comforting message;
the potted pul in to brighten the darkened
room, the soft knitted shawl or slippers
—in fact, anything that evidences consid­
eration f«»r their feelings, and does not
jar by incongruity, is priceless.
It is astonishing to note how much is
frittered away on perishable trifles when
the Christinas gift, of all others, should
be something enduring. The elaborate
card and beribboned booklet are prac­
tically useless, aside from the remem­
brance which prompts their giving. Al­
most every one has a collection of satin
hand painted vanities, lovely to look at,
but the care of which is the despair of
both mistress and maid. But some say:
“Other things are beyond my means. 1
cannot afford to give substantial pres­
ents.” It is a fact that the shops, espe­
cially during the hot months, an* filled
with nt least three articles which delight
the hearts of homemakers the world
over, ami which many young girls love
to collect against the wedding day.
What are they, pray? Dainty individual
coffee cups, harlequin spoons ami single
plates, suitable for the serving of fruits,
cream or salad.
Co-operation is a boon to the average
purse. If the inemlnTs of the family or
a set of friends accustomed to exchange
gifts unite their finances, they can give
one handsome article in the place of sev­
eral makeshifts.
Good taste discriminates lu twecn the
needs of country and town ami dot's not
send an oi»era glass or party bag to the
farmhouse. Neither does it give the boy
a book which he ought to like, but tries
to select one to complete his favorite se­
ries. Children’s stockings are sometimes
filled from the standpoint of maturity.
Utility and not suitability governs the
choice of their contents. There has been
many a disappointed, sorrowful heart on
Christmas morning because the powers
that be, forgetting their own childhood,
had catered to the tastes of those of 40
instead of to those of 4.
On the principle of like attracting like,
the most valuable gift too often finds its
way to the one who needs it least. In
some cases good judgment dictates the
giving of money as the kindest thing to
! be done. IIow often some poverty
I straitened one has sighed over the ex
pensive gift, “ If 1 only had the money
this gift cost!” No field affords a wider
\ Opportunity for the exercise of common
sense than Christmas giving. Women,
I by exercising judgment, not only benefit
, themselves, but are a positive blessing
In their example to the entire sex. and
yuletide of IHIKI will lx- a happy one in­
deed if common sense is more employed
in Christmas gifts.—A. L. Fleming.
The Royal Raking Powder has the envi-1
able record of having received the highest j
award for articles of its class—greatest
Urcngth. purest ingredients, most perfectly
combined wherever exhibited in competi­
G r a te f u l o d o r s o f d a m p e a r t h .
tion with others. In the exhibitions of
R o iu t’ro u s g le e o f m u d d y r ills ,
former years, at the Centennial, at Paris,
S h o u tin g , b r a w lin g in h e r m i r th ,
Vienna ami at the various Htate and indus­
D o w n th e b a r e H anks o f th e h ills .
trial lairs, where it has been exhibited,
H e r e a n d th e r e a c rocus’ h e a d
judges have invariably awarded the Royal
T h r u s ti n g u p to d a r e th e c o ld .
linking Powder the highest h< nors.
W h ile its s is te r s , w a rm in b ed ,
At the recent World’s Fair the examina­
b t i r t h e i r c o v e rlid s o f m o ld .
tions for the baking powder awards were
made by the ex* erts of the chemical divi­
S p r in g is c o m in g ; s p r in g is n e a r;
sion of the Agricultural Department at
S h e is w h is p e re d in th e a ir.
Washington. 1 he official report of the
Boon th e b lith e n y m p h w ill be here.
tests of the baking powders which were
S h a k in g b lo sso m s fro m h e r h a ir .
made by this department for the specific
—J a m e s B u ck h a m in H a r p e r ’s B a a a r.
purpose ot ascertaining which was the best
and which has been made public, shows the
S ig n s o f S l u i n g in a C ity .
leavening strength of the Royal to he ICO
culm inches of carbonic gas per ounce or
Tlie present forward weather seems
powder. Of the cream of tartar baking
powders exhibited at the lair the next high- ! to be a great season for tlie small boy.
est in strength thus tested contained hut He gets more solid enjoyment out of the
133 cubic inches of leavening gas. The warm days and the dry sidewalks than
other powders gave an average of 111. The tlie street cleaning department of the
Royal, therefore, was found of 20 per cent
greater leavening strength than its nearest ooard of public works. Every small boy
competitor, and 11 per cent above the aver­ who is anybody down on the heights has
age of ail tlie other tests. Its superiority a pair of roller skates and a good strong
in other respects however, in the quality pair of lungs. These boys play hockey
of the food it makes as to fineness, d*lica< y
and wholesoineness,could not he measured on tlie asphalt pavement of that exclu­
sive quarter, catch rides on the backs of
by figures.
It is these high qualities, known and ap­ grocery wagons and keep up a constant
preciated By the women of the country for and eternal yelling. Why they yell does
so many years, that have caused the sales
of the Royal Raking Powder, m shown by not appear. It is perhaps because a
statistics, to exceed the sales of all other email boy cannot do much of anything
baking powders combined.
without yelling. These boys go scurry­
ing around corners on their skates in im­
A Clever Dwarf.
minent danger of cracking their own
A magnificent feast had been prepared skulls and to the’great terror of passers
at Burleigh in honor of the king and queen, by. They dodge under tlie heads of spir­
and it was arranged that the little dwarf, ited coach horses and altogether make a
Jeffrey, should step from a huge venison
pastry into her majesty’s service. This fresh and healthy nuisance of them­
mode of appearance was not new even then. selves.
Those poorer boys who are not wealthy
A pie with a dwarf inside was thought a
“dainty dish to set before a king,” and a enough to afford each a pair of roller
gift of this kind was often a road to the skates, split up a pair between two and
sovereign’s favor.
go about pushing the wheeled foot in
On the day of the dinner Jeffrey found front of them, evidently having as
himself imprisoned in a large dish, sur­ much fun us tho rest. Tlie whipping
rounded by a high wall of standing crust.
Of course a way had been found to give top is ulso now tunch in vogue, and the
him air, but he afterward said he felt tops and the rollers make life a burden
buried alive. To add to his discomfort to the nursemaids with their perambu­
Buckingham slyly ordered the pie to be lators and babies and the policeman on
warmed, saying, “It were better eaten tho corner.—Brooklyn Eagle.
warm than cold.”
Young Jeffrey remained quiet and said
A n A m e r ic a n A b s e n te e L a n d lo r d .
never a word as the dish was carried to the
One of the principal arguments ad­
kitchen; but he was far from happy and
thought of Nebuchadnezzar and the fiery vanced in favor of deer forests is that
furnace until he grew “warm with appre­ those who are ablo to indulge in that
hension.” The cook, however, understood luxury spend much money in the High­
the joke and the dwarf pie was placed in lands. But how if sportsmen insist on
safety on the royal table. At last came maintaining forest grounds and never
the fateful time—tho crowning moment of visit them? Mr. Winans, whose sport­
Jeffrey’s life.
ing territory extends from the Beauly
The pie was opened, the trumpet sound­ Firth to the Atlantic—from sea to sea,
ed and forth sprang the dwarf. lie was in fact—has not shot over the land once
clad in a full suit of armor and skipped
about the table shaking his little sword at during the past four years, and as the
some of tho guests; and, remembering the deer have in consequence multiplied
scorching the duke had threatened for enormously, the crofters of tho district
him, he gave a vicious little tweak at his have resolved to ask the millionaire to
grace’s noble nose. Buckingham drew allow them a day’s shooting.
hack in time to save his handsome face
The application is doubtless made
and threatened to cudgel the young knave more with the view of bringing the
with a chicken bone; but the king laughed
and said Buckingham was served quite crofters’ grievances before the public
than anything else, for it is sure to be
rig h t.
By this time Jeffrey was nearly deafened ignored. But the continued absence of
with applause and half drowned in the Mr. Winans raises a wider and more
perfumes the ladies sprinkled upon him, so important question: Can the setting
he hastened to end the scene by prostrating aside <»fa great stretch of country as
himself before the queen’s plate and en­ deer forests which are never shot over
treating to be taken into her service.—St. bo justified on any ground whatever?»
Nicholas.
W h i i l G e n e r a l l . u n e IMil f o r T e x a s .
One episode in the career of tho late
General Walter P. Lane will forever en­
dear his memory in the hearts of the Texas
people. During the Mexican war, while
lie was major of Hayes’ regiment of Texas
Rangers, under General Wool, he was sent
with a small body of men in the direction
of San Luis Potosi to discover the move­
ments of the Mexican army. There were
two roads to San Luis Potosi, one by
Matchuela, a large town, the other by the
great hacienda of Salado, where the seven­
teen Texas war prisoners drew black beans
in 1H-I0 and were shot. The two roads were
divided by a range of mountains. Lane
took the left hand, and actually penetrated
to and entered the city of Matchuela with
its 20,000 people and a garrison of several
hundred men. He ordered and obtained
dinner at a meson, a sort of wagon yard
inn, announced that a large American
army was near and feasted his men to
their full.
Then remounting he retired obliquely
across the mountain to the other road and
struck the hacienda of Salado. Seiziiig
the alcalde ho ordered the resurrection of
the bones of the seventeen martyred Tex
ans and demanded mules, sticks and every­
thing necessary to bear them away. All
were furnished and the remains of the
dead duly placed in transit on mules.
Lane bore the relies to General Taylor,
who had them escorted to La C¡range, on
the Colorado, where they were interred
with great solemnity in the presence of
thousands. Thus to General Lane Texas
is indebted for the possession of these me­
mentos of a remarkable heroism.— St.
1, on is Globe Democrat.
1 IC C K A L D
O F 1 IIK
IN F A N T
TEAK.
C lip th e la s t t h i r t y y e a rs o r m o re fro m th e
c e n tu r y , a n d th e s e g m e n t w ill r e p r e s e n t th e
te rm o t th e u n b o u n d e d p o p u la r ity o f H o ste t­
le r ’s S fo m a e h H itte rs. T h e o p e n in g o f th e y ea r
l«94 w ill be s ig n a liz e d b y th e a p p e a ra n c e o f a
fresh A lu m n a e o f th e B itte rs , in w h ic h th e u ses,
d e r iv a tio n a n d a c tio n of th is w o rld -fa m o u s m e d
ic in c w ill be lu c id ly s e t f o r th . E v e ry b o d y
- h o u ld re a d it. T h e c a le n d a r a n d a stro n o m ic a l
c a lc u la tio n s to be fo u n d in th i s b ro c h u re a r e a l-
w ays a s to n is h in g .y a c c u ra te , a n d th e s ta tis tic s ,
illu s tr a tio n s , h u m o r i.nd o th e r re a d in g m a tte r
ric h in in te r e s t a n d fu ll o f p ro fit. T h e H o s te tte r
('o m p u n y o f P itts b u r g , P a., p u b lis h i t th e m ­
selves. 1 h ey e m p lo y m o re th a n s ix ty h a n d s in
th e m e c h a n ic a l w o rk , a n d m o re th a n e le v e n
m o u th s iu th e y e a r a re c o n s u m e d in its p r e p a r a
lio n . It c a n b e o b ta in e d , w ith o u t c o s t, o f all
d r u g g is ts a n d c o u n tr y d e a le rs , a n d is p r in t e d in
E n g lis h , G e rm a n , F re n c h , W e lsh , N o rw e g ia n ,
S w e d ish , H o lla n d , B o h em ian a n d S p an ish .
P u e ls a m o n g th e F re n c h D e p u tie s a re a g a in
q u ite fa s h io n a b le . T in y a re j u s t a b o u t as h a r m ­
ful as »lie d u e l M essrs. D avis a n d T o w n s e n d d id
u o t fig h t.
WORTH
KNOWING.
T h a t A l l c o c k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r is t h e
h i g h e s t r e s u l t o f m e d ic a l s c ie n c e a n d s k i l l ,
a n d in i n g r e d i e n t s a n d m e t h o d h a s n e v e r
b ee n e q u a le d .
T h a t i t is t h e o r i g i n a l a n d g e n u i n e p o r ­
o u s p la s te r.
T h a t A l i c o c k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r n e v e r
a i ls t o p e r f o r m i t s r e m e d i a l w o r k q u i c k l y
a n d e f f e c tu a lly .
T h a t t h i s t a c t is a t t e s t e d b y t h o u s a n d s o f
v o lu n ta ry a n d u n im p e a c h a b le te s tim o n ia ls
fro m g r a te f u l p a tie n ts .
T h a t fo r r h e u m a tis m , w e a k b a c k , s c ia tic a ,
l u n g t r o u b l e , k id n e y d is e a s e , d y s p e p s i a ,
m a l a r i a a n d a l l lo c a l p a i n s i t i s in v a l u a b l e .
T h a t w h e n y o u b u y A l l c o c k ’ s P o r o u s
P laster y o u o b ta in a b s o lu te ly th e b est
p la s te r m ad e.
B r a n p r k t h ’ s P il l s a r e a v e g e t a b l e p u r ­
g a tiv e .
•enable as to blame the establishment for
what was the fault of a painter em­
A e g ro P a rtin g to n « .
ployed by it.”
Judge Dent of Ncwnan had some queer
"Von should employ only painters who
witnesses in his court on Wednesday. They
understand their business, sir!” roared
were negroes, and while endeavoring to at
If some men were to lose their fortunes in the
the colonel in a line frenzy, "and I will
tain the sublime heights of stilted phrase­ s one way ti e> gained them, they would insist
tench you that paint cannot lie poured
ology abused the “king’s English” in a o n s o m eb o d y g o in g to ja il.
frightful manner.
upon me with impunity, sir!"
m p lo y m e n t, o r a re b e in g
“ Why did you go there?” asked the judge. p o If o rly y o p u a id h a v fo e r n th o e e wot
“ We are willing." said the clerk, "to
k y o u a r e d o in g , th e n
“ ’Gaze 1 wanted to perpetruate de whole a r it e m 1» F. J o h n f o n A C o. o f E U elm o iid . V s.,
do what is right in the matter. Wo will
fax
ob
de
case,”
was
the
answer.
m
d
th
e
y
w
ill
sh
o
w
you
h o w to tr a n s f o r m Miss
pay for having your clothing cleaned, or
“Why did you do so?” another man was f o r tu n e in to M iu iau ie-fo rtu n e. T ry it.
we will buy you a new suit if necessary.”
asked.
J o h n n y , ca n y o u te ll m e w h a t is th e
"You cannot get out of it on any such
“I done hit for de reason dat I wuz ego d e V f in oucher
itio n o f jo y ? J o h n n y —-Y es’m ; i t ’s recess.
basis as that. sir. I am going to make
tistical to know ’zaetly how it wuz.”
an example of you, sir. and inside of 84
For two hours the courtroom was lurid
C A T A R R H C A N N O T HK Cl R E D
hours, too, sir!" And having made this
with just such English, but the judge was
W
ith
LOCAL A PP L IC A T IO N S , as th e y c a n n o t
helpless and bad to take the answers to his re a c h th
threat the colonel bustled out of the
e s e a t o f th e d ise a se . C a ta r r h is a blo o d
questions as he could get them.—Atlanta o r e o n s titu tio n n l d isea se , a n d in o r d e r to c u r e it
building and up tin' street.
you m u s t tu b e in te r n a l re m e d ie s . H a ll's C a ta r r h
Constitution.
Uisin the following day the colonel
c u r e is ta k e n in t e r n a l ly , a n d a c ts d ir e c tly on
th e h o o d a n d si n eo n s s u rfa c e s . H a ll’s C a ta rrh
sent his legal representative to talk the
H o w A r e Y o u »» t o D e ta ils ?
C u re 1» n o t a q u a c k m e d ic in e . It w as p re s c rib e d
mat ter over and see if it could not lie ad­
“If I were hungry,” said a philosopher, ■ > o n e of th e best p h y s ic ia n s in th is c o u n try
r y e a rs , a m i is a re g u la r p re s c r ip tio n . It i>
justed to Ins satisfaction without the
“and somebody should offer me food, I o onvposed
of th e t»est t* n ie s k n o w n , c o m b in e d
worry and expense of a legal contest.
should not insist on a silver knife and fork w ith th e b e st blood p u rifie rs , a c tin g d ir e c tly o n
It happened that the hotel’s attorney
to eat with. If I were cold and somebody th e m u c o u s su rfaces. Vhe p erfec t c o m b in a tio n of
in g r e d ie n ts is w h a t p ro d u c e s s u c h won-
should offer me n thick coat, I should uot th le e rfu ’w o resu
was present when the c o lo n e l's legal
ts in c u rin g c a ta r r h . S en d lo r te s ti­
insist on having it of the color that pleased m o n ia ls , free.
frie n d arrived, Hud the fo rm e r sa id :
F. J . C H E N E Y A C O .,
my fancy best. If 1 were poor ami some­
P ro p s., T o led o , O.
"We are perfectly willing to do the
S o ld by d r u g g is ts ; p r ic e , 75 c e n ts .
body
should
offer
me
a
fortune,
1
should
fair tiling by Colonel Smith. We admit
uot iuaist on having it iu bills of a certain
that the colonel's clothing was ruined
r se K n a ia e lln e S to v e P o lis h ; n o d u s t, n o srael.
denomination. In fact, I think that I am
through the negligence of one of our em­
disposed not to be overparticular about de
T ry G krmka for breakfast.
ployees, and we are willing to pay for it.
tails. - New York Sun.
We w ill give him a suflicicut sum to
Ai t l i i h n p p y H a n k e r .
purchase himself a new suit of clothes.
Thousands of his acquaintances envied I
How docs $8t> strike you?"
Herr S< »tuner lie Id. the Berlin Itaitker. Any
"Such a proposition would not strike
thing that money could procure he had.
the colonel at all," replied the friend of
BECAUSE
and the best of evert bmg was at his com
tho ex warrior. "It is not the amount
maud. A Parisian tailor made his clothes,
of money involved In this thing that is
frequently visiting the Prussian capital tc
making him miserable."
take his measure, with hundreds of cloth
samples; his mutton came from Wales,
“ Then what is it?" asked the hotel’s at­
and his Wef from Scotland; he had twi It possesses curative power
torney.
distinct kitchens in his residence, one con
peculiar to itself, and has a
“ It's his feelings,” replied the other
trolled by a French cook, the other by an
lawyer; "liis feelings. You know he tie-
record of cures unequalled
Englishman. In every respect his personal
longs to one of the oldest ami proudest
outlay was princely; yet he was an un
in the history of medicine
of all the old Virginia families, and he
happy man, and he closed his career by
The s e v e r e s t c a s e s of
is a- haiigluv and In is rseuaitive a» auv
suicide.—Yankee Blade.
otner isrti-r o i l a s I,......
iim tcel-
Scrofula,
Salt Rheum, Dys­
ings have been d -eplv wounded, and
T h e 1 s l u e o f N ig h t.
pepsia,
Catarrh
and Kheu
they can never U- healed by the price of
The value of the sight is never fully ap
R ock to m o th e r 's p u m p k in pie*.
a suit of clot In s.”
predated until it is List or impaired. Few
matism have been cured by
A p p le » atice M in t o y s te r sle w s .
"It is pri :ty hard to isk ns to |my for
persons realize that the eye is an intricate
F ro n t th o c ity c o m e th e boys
it. If you sulTer from any
his feelings," -aid the hotel’s attorney,
piece of mechanism, with a vastly more
A m t f o r g e t a ll F re n c h m en u » .
complex and delicate ad just meat than the
of these complaints give
with a smile. "Is atise Ido not see how
costliest watch. Even in our public
we can a p p r a i s . tlittn in order to reach
Hood s Sarsaparilla a trial.
schools the children and youth are allowed
nil in t' 111 .-n t idea of their monetary
* M by a d d n tg g sts. $i p e r b o ttle : • x forfA.
to
abuse
it
in
a
most
perilous
way,
the
Spetv’in-. at Cl'ri.-tmaa I-auquel* wi’
value."
teachers seeming to In* perfectly ignoraut
Hootf’l Pills
’ ’■"
"And tie ri," hioke in tiieother lawyer, ta» Muff.'l with chr-tmit« tin.. Mamm. a i of probable disastrous results.
ItiK t i p r is U ltie a c tio n of th e a lim e n ta r y c a n a l.
D
«u
a i.
“be ht ta\ lug w HU a maiden aunt who if
Hood’s is Good
Hood’s Cures
-2 PRINTERS^
fcOD» KK K S H A N D F K k S L l
C1DEK.
I
F o r s h ip p in g o r fo r p r iv a te u se p r e s e r v e w ith
ANTl-FtRME.sn.NE, a c h e a p , h a r m le s s , s im p le
a n d p e rfe c t process*. F o r s a le by d r u g g is ts a n d
I g ro c e rs. W rite fo r c ir c u la r s .
S N E LL, H E ir S H F dt W OODARD CO.,
A g e n ts , P o r tla n d , O reg o n .
-A N D -
PUBLISHERS
“ LOOK UP,
and not down,” if you’re a suffer­
ing woman. Every one of the
bodily troubles th at come to
women only h;m a guaranteed
cure in Dr. Fierce’s Favorite Pre­
scription. That will bring you
Ml and certain help.
It's a powerful general, as well
as uterine, tonic and nervine, and
it builds up and invigorates the
entire female system. It regu­
lates and promotes all the proper
functions, improves digestion,
enriches the blood, brings refresh­
ing sleep, and restores health and
strengtl
For ulcerations,
“rations, displacements, bearing-
down sensations, periodical pains, and
female complaints” and weaknesses, “ Fa­
vorite Prescription” is the only guaranteed
remedy. If it ever fails to benefit or cure,
you have your money back.
In every case of Catarrh that seems
hopeless, you can depend upon Doctor
Saere's Catarrh Remedy for a cure.
It’s proprietors are so s u r e of it that
they’ll pay $300 cash for any incurable
case. Sold by all druggists.
- W I L L FIN D A F U L L L IN E O F -
TYPE,
Presses,
UVER Printing Material and Machinery
PILLS
F or s a le a t le w e st p ric e s a n d m o s t a d v a n ta g e o u s
te rm s a t
Palmer &Rey Type Foundry,
MILD PHYSIC
Gor. Front and Alder Streets,
O N E PILL FOR A D O S E .
A m ovem ent of th e bow els each day Is neoeeaary fbr
h health,
ealth. These pills su p p ly w hat the system laoke to
make it regular. T hey cu re H eadache, b righten the
Eyes and clear th e Complexion b etter th a n oos-
b They act m
ad ildly,
d ly , n u e w ith e r g rip e n o r sicken as
mettes.
ace you of th e ir m erits we
o th e f pills da To convince
w
ill U
mail
ples free,
20 . cents.
Will
l.a sam
oouiyic.
lire , o ui r a « full
*»•» boxjfor --
, . Sol«*
w
everyw here, lioaanko Med. Co., Philadelphia. P
Brooklyn Hotel
P O R TLA N D , OR.
W rit« lo r p r ic e , a n d te rm « b efo re b a y in g e lse ­
w h ere
Hercules Gas Enginu
(G A S O K G A S O L IN E )
Made for Power or Pumping Purpose«*
T h e C heapest R eliable G aa E ngins
on th e M arket.
208-212 Bush S t., San Francisco.
T h is f a v o r ite h o te l is u n d e r th e m a n a g e m e n
o f C H A R L E S M ON TG O M ERY, a n d is as g o o d if
n o t th e b e s t F a m ily a n d B u s in e s s M e n ’s H o tel
in S an F ra n c isc o .
25cta.,
50c ta ., a n d
$1.00 p e r B o ttle ?
O ne c e n t a dose.
V V c a ta r r h
_ _ _ _ _ _ ’R E M E D Y .
h il o h
Ss ssssss sS
Swift’s Specific S
A Tested Remedy
For All
amo
A sk Y o u r D e a le r F o r
ORONOCO
Plug-Cut Smoking Tobacco.
O
~
A r e lia b le c u r e fo r C o n ta g io u s
B lo o d P o is o n , I n h e r ite d S c ro ­
f u la a n d S k in C a n c e r.
s
s
s
s
s
SWIFT SPECIFIC C0.f
s
[ssssssssS
B e in g p u r e ly v e g e ta b le , is h a r m ­
le s s in i t s e ffec ts.
A tre atise on Blood and Skin Dis­
eases m ailed free on application.
D r u g g is ts S e ll I t .
Drawer 3 , A tlanta. Ga.
_
'olricn
I t ru n s w ith a Cheaper G rado o f G a so lin e than any
o th e r E n g in e .
RUPTURE
S E N D KOB CA TA LO G U E T o
P A L M E R & REY, M a n u f a c t u r e r *
P E R M A N E N T L Y C U R E D or
NO PAY .
N o FAY UNTIL
We r e f e r to 5 , 0 0 0
p a tie n ts . N o o p e r a t i o n . No
405 Sansome Sti-eet San Francisco. Cal.
cured .
DETENTION
S
A s a to n ic fo r d e lic a te W o m e n
a n d C h ild re n i t h a s n o e q u a l.
F or Sim plicity It B eats the WorldL
I t o ils itse lf fro m a R eservoir,
N o Carburetor to get out o f order.
N o K atteries or Electric Spark.
W EB B 8 CO., Seattle, W ash., Agents.
| Blood and Skin |
s
Diseases
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
E ng ine
P ump .
F irs t-c la s s s e rv ic e a n d th e h ig h e s t s ta n d a r d ol
r e s p e c ta b ility g u a r a n te e d . Our rooms cannot bt
surpassed for neatness a n d comfort. B o a rd an d
ro o m p e r d a y , $1.25, $1.50, $1.75 a n d $2.00; b o ard
a n d ro o m p e r w eek , $7 to $12; s in g le ro o m s , 5(K
to $1. F re e c o a c h to a n d fro m h o te l.
JT ave y o u ( ja ta r r h ? T h is r e m e d y is g u a r a n ­
te e d t o c u r e y o u . P r ic e , 50 e ta . I n j e c t o r f re e .
S
of
Home Comforts! Cuisine Uneicelled I
re promptly cures
T i n s G reat C o u o h "
a il. C o u g h » , C ro u p . S o re
where all others fat'
T h r o a t , H o a r s e n e s i»,
s, W h o o p in g C ougn and
A s th m a . F o r C o n s m u m p tio
tic n i u t n u o a o s n u o u u
rival:
v u j .
h a s c u r e d th o u s a n d s , a n d w ill CURE Y o u If
t a k e n in ti m e . B old b y D r u g g is ts o n a g u a r ­
a n te e . F o r a L a m e B a c k o r C h ^ s t, u s e
S H I L O H 'S B E L L A D O N N A P L A S T E R 25c.
O
O ut
FROM
BUSINESS.
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W rite o r ca ll fo r c i r c u la r an d
b a n k re fe re n c e . Examination tree.
PO R TLA N D . OREGON.
The 0. M arquam
E. MILLER
CO.,
Building,
DOCTOR
PORTLA ND ,
o k i
;« ; o >
Incorpora'ed Capital and Surplus, $ 1 ,0 0 0 .0 0 0 .
EO C EN E.
Is a S p e c ia l b r a n d o f B u rn in g O il, w h ic h we
m a n u f a c tu r e e x p r e s s ly fo r FA M ILY USE.
THE GREAT CURE
I T IS A P E R F E C T I L L U M I N A T O R .
I T IS H IG H F I R E T E S T .
I T IS O F U N I F O R M Q U A L I T Y .
W e g u a r a n t e e I t to b e t h e h ig h e s t p o s s ib l e
GRADE OF ILLUMINATING OIL. A s k f o r I t.
—F O R —
S TAN D A R D O IL C O M P A N Y .
SOCIETY
BAD6ES.
IN D IG E S T IO N
A. F E L D E N H E IM -
K R , L e a d in g J e w ­
e le r o f th e P acific
N o rth w e s t, k ee p s a
la rg e s to c k o f a ll
S E C R E T SOC IETY
BADGES o n h a n d .
B est g o o d s a t lo w ­
e s t figures. B adges
m a d e to o r d e r .
—AND—
C O N S T IP A T IO N .
Regulator of the Liver and Kidneys
U E n . C U T i 'B S
Gas or
Gasoline Scrofula, Rheumatism,
- A S P E C IF IC F O R -
Bak ing Ponder
Purity and
L e d v e n in ö , P tn V e r
A P o s itiv e P o w er, R e q u ir e s N o L ic e n s e d E u g i-
liter. Y o u r W ife C an R u n it.
Salt Rheum, Neuralgia
PALMER k REY, San Francisco, Cal. and Portland, Or,
And All Other Blood and Skin Diseases.
No Batteries or Electric Spark.
UNEQUÂLED.
I t is a p o s itiv e c u re for a ll th o s e p a in fu l, d e li­
c a te c o m p la in ts a n d c o m p lic a te d tro u b le s a n d
w e ak n esses co m m o n a m o n g o u r w iv e s, m o th e rs
a n d d a u g h te r s
T h e effect is im m e d ia te a n d la s tin g . T w o o r
th r e e doses of D r . P a r d e e ’ s R em ed y ta k e n d a ily
k eeps th e blood cool, th e liv e r a n d k id n e y s a c t­
iv e , a n d w ill e n tir e ly e r a d ic a te fro m th e sy stem
a ll tra c e s of S cro fu la , S a lt R h e u m , o r a n y o th e r
fo rm of b lo o d d isea se .
N o m e d ic in e e v e r in tr o d u c e d in th is c o u n try
h a s m e t w ith su c h re a d y sa le , n o r g iv e n s u e n
u n iv e rs a l s a tis fa c tio n w h e n e v e r u sed as th a t of
D r . P a r d e e ' s R e m e d y .
T h is re m e d y h a s b e e n u s e d in th e h o s p ita ls
th r o u g h o u t th e o ld w o rld fo r th e p a s t tw e n ty -
five y e a rs a s a sp ecific fo r th e a b o v e d iseases,
a n d it h a s a n d w ill c u r e w h e n a ll o th e r so-called
re m e d ie s fail.
S end fo r p a m p h le t of te s tim o n ia ls fro m th o s e
w ho h a v e b ee n c u re d by it s u se . D ru g g is ts sell
it a t $1.00 p e r b o ttle . T ry it a n d be c o n v in c e d .
F or sa le by
••1
To In tro d u c o o u r P o w d er, w o h a v e de­
te rm in e d to d ls tr ib u to am o n g th e co n su m ­
e rs a n u m b e r o f C A S H P R IZ E S To
th e p e rso n o r c l tib re tu r n in g u s t h e la rg e st
n u m b e r o f c e r tltlc a te » o n o r b efo re J u n e I ,
1894, w e w ill g iv e a c a sh p riz e o f $100, an d
to th o n e x t la rg e s t, n u m e ro u s o th e r p riz es
ran g in g fro m $5 to $75 IN C A SH .
CL0SSET& DEVERS, PORTLAND, Or.
'o r t l a n d , O r e g o n .
A. P. A rm strong , P r in c ip a l.
J . A. W esco , S e c re ta ry .
W " B e a u t i f u l C a t a l o g u e F r e e . «£*r
HAVE
YOU
GOT
P ILES
IT C H IN G P ILES Known by molstur©
lik e p ersp iratio n , cause intense Itching
w hen w arm . This form and BLIND.
B L E E D lN d o r PKOTHUD1NG PILES
YIELD AT ONCE VO
OR. B0-SAN-K0 S PILE REMEDY,
w h ich sets d irectly on p arts affected,
absorbs tum ors, allays itching, effecting
• perm anent cure. Price 60c. D ruggists
o r tuAiL D r. Bosanko, Philadelphia. Pa.
“German
Syrup” FRAZER AXLE
M ACK & CO .,
9 a nd II F ro n t St., S a n Fra nc is co.
KIDNEY,
My acquaintance w ith Boschee’s B e s tin th e W o rld in n r A O T
German S yrup was made about four­ Get the G e n u in e illn r f l n i
teen years ago. I contracted a cold Sold Everywhere!WI ■ w l U L
which resulted in a hoarseness and * R A N K W O O L S K Y , A g e n t , P o r t l a n d , O f
cough which disabled me from fill
TORS o n INSTALLMENTS. B e st m ak es. B la d d e r, U rin a ry a n d L iv e r D iseases D ropsy
L o w est p ric e s . S en d fo r ca ta lo g u e . G ra v e l a n d D iab e tes a r e c u re d by
ing my pulpit for a num ber of Sab­
U . V . H E A IT I, K lp o u , C a l .
baths. After trying a physician,
w ithout obtaining relief I saw the
advertisement of your remedy and
S os ° ytrhu V"°
obtained a bottle. I received quick
T H E B E S T KID N E Y
-
FOR CHILDREN TEETHING
•
P e r sa le by e ll D rngglsta. 8 5 O a t s a b a tti« .
and perm anent help. I never hesi­
A N D L IV E R M E D I C I N E .
tate to tell my experience. Rev. VV.
id. H aggerty, Martinsville, N .J . © V. P. N. U. No. 524 —8. F. N. IT. No. 601
INCUBA
HUNT’S REMEDY
MRS. WINSLOW'S
HUNT’S REMEDY
Extreme,
Chronic,
Torturing
Cases of
NEURALGIA
ARE CURED BY ST. JACOBS OIL.
PROMPT AND SURE.
I F Y OU R B U SIN ESS DOES N OT PAY.
C h ic k e n s a re ea sily a n d su c c e ssfu lly
r a is e d by u s in g th e P e t a lu m a In
cu ba tors a n d Brooders. O u r ii
lu s tr a te d c a ta lo g u e te lls a ll a b o u t it.
D on’t buy a n y bat t h e P e ta lu m a if y o n w a n t s tro n g , v ig o ro u s c h ic k s
We a re P acific C o ast H e a d q u a r te r s fo r B o n e a n d C lo v e r ( 'u tte r s , M ark
e r s , B ooks, C ap o n ix in g T ools, F o u n ta in s , F lo o d 's R o u p C u re , M orris
P o u ltr y C u re , C reo so x o n e th e g r e a t c h ick en -lic e k ille r a n d e v e ry o th e
a r tic le r e q u ire « by p o u ltr y ra ise rs . See th e m a c h in e s In o p e ra tio n at
o u r e x h i b it w ith th e N o rw a lk O strich F a rm , M id w in te r F a ir, h a tc h in g
o s tr ic h e s a n d a ll k in d s o f eggs. C a ta lo g u e f re e , if v o n w a n t it , w rite
to u t
P E T A L U M A IN C U B A TO R CO
-756
M ain s tr e e t, P e ta lu m a , C al.
*........
DROP IT
C u re s B r ig h t’s D isease, R e te n tio n o r N o n -re­
te n tio n of U rin e, P a in s in th e B ac k , L oins or
S ide.
•
HUNT’S REMEDY
C u res In te m p e r a n c e , N e rv o u s D iseases, G e n e ra
D e b ility , F e m a le W e ak n ess a n d E xcesses.
HUNT’S REMEDY
C u res B ilio u s n e s s, H e a d a c h e , J a u n d ic e . S our
S to m a c h . D y sp e p sia, C o n s tip a tio n a n d Pile«.
HUNT’S REMEDY
%C’ I S A T O X i’ F. o n th e K i d n e y « , B in « r
a n d K o w r l i . re s to r in g th e m to a n e a lth v « >
tio n , a n d ( I H i d w h e n a ll o th e r m e d ic in e «
fail. H u n d re d s h a v e b ee n sav ed w ho h a v e b e e n
( I r e n o p to d ie by frie n d « a n d p h y s ic ia n a .
•O L D
•‘W H E R E D I R T G A T H E R S , W A S T E R U L E S . ”
G R E A T S A V IN G R E S U L T S FROM T H E USE O F
S A P O L IO
R H E U M A T I S M C U R E D B Y T H E USE O F
Moore’s Revealed Remedy.
A it o b ia . O i K o i i . J a n n a r r ¡ a —I r a n M l . • t t i i p . e u n n th a t by t b . bot o
M O O R ! •* X 1VK A I-XD R R M ID T m y b n ib a n d W«J r*U .T «d from a n o ld oaM c
R H E T M A l l a n a n d m y y o n n » » t boy rare«! r o t l r i . y of INF1.AMM ATORT R H C ’
MATIRM » » a n i n . M at f a c t o : 1 o o n ld i n 114 b l a n o to o d ^ V o r^ i m |T . t H n<l'
• u i.D
at yum
o a c H U t.
H%
ALL
1>K ( G ttl lll R .
M A S Q U E R A D E S , PARADES,
■ w i
I .ITMH IH M T K lniJ.
K T .r jt h in g In t h . . b o r t U na. C o a tn m n . W i n .
Bo*ril«, P ro p e rtic a , Up«r> a n d P l.y B o o k ., r to .
fn rn i.h « .! a t g ro a ily rvd n co d r a t « a n d In *uoe-
rlo r q u a lity by t h . o l d « t , I » r g « t , b ea t re a o w n « d
a n d th e r e f o r , nnip rtlia b ir T V tirrim f -'«i/pip
H o w e o w tV P n n .tr Cotut f o r r w p o n d e n c e
lic ite d . U o u w t b ib A Co., 36. 3* an d 30 O F . r r e l l
• tre e t, aI»o «21 M arket .tr e e t.S a n F ra n c tK o W .
«upplv a il Theater) on Me Votut. to w h o m w a r *
« p e c tra lly refer.
P i» '» Rem edy for ('a ta rrh is the
Rewt. Fastest to C se. and Cbeap^wt.
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