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Newspaper Page TextYE9, A V* A t C h ic a g o I ! 1 ■ R o y a l L e a d s A I L •i As $ of my te s ts , a fr o m a ll a d u lte r a t io n I fin d th e s u p e r io r to a ll th e o t h e r s in e v e r y r e s p e c t. fr e e a g r e a t e r v o lu m e and u n w h o le o f le a v e n in g gas th a n I t is therefore rot only the purest, but also the strongest ferwder with which I am acquainted. a n y o th e r p o w d er. V ft r V W ALTER S. HAINES, M. D., V I Prof o f C!ftinL/ry, Push Medical College, Consultinx Chemist, Chicago Hoard of Health. All other baking powders are shown by analysis to contain alum, lime or ammonia. 4* ,t \ ROYA1. BAKING POWDER CO.p I M WALL 8T., F iw “ 'ÿiW’ i . v T N o A c c id e n t. FUGACES ANNI. There? had been a row In Hnm ITtillcr, and Mr. William Smith had been delivered In person to the undertaker. Ill { Pet« had been arrested on general principles, and an attorney volnntnered to defend him. He took the ground that the shooting had been an accident and was arguing away at the jury at a great rate when Peter rose to his feet. “ Excuse me, your honor, and gentleman of the jury,” he »aid, “ but I can’t stand this any longer. My friend here »ays it was an accident that Bill Smith was shot. Your honor, my reputat ion is dearer to mo than my life. It would hare been an acci dent if I’d missed him. I’ve been shootin around this territory for 20 years and nerer had mi accident like that yet. That’s all I’ve got to »ay, your honor,” and Peter «at down amid great applause, and the jury didn’t leave the box except to congratulate him on hi» acquittal.—Detroit Free Press. Oh, iny lovq, my queen of May, Tho light o f youth is gone. Thy balm y I reuse« gather gray. T h y rosy lip« an* wan. W ill thy true eyes alter yet And their nuptial «m ile forgetf Oh. my love, w ill Tim e deceive. W ill he w ither true love ho ? There Is more in love, believe, Titan the Hilly nations know; M ore In love, when bloom Is dead. T han the ro ho wreath round his head. Oh. my love, and if thou need Uarhor when the myth winds blow; I f thy tender footprints bleed On the flint«« am ong the «now, I/Ovo w ill raise a sheltered cot. W h e re the Ice blast enters not. Oh, my true love, we are wise; W h en snow whitens on our land Underneath the cloudy skies W e will travel hand In hnnd, Since we have not far to go T o our rent beyond the snow, - L o r d de Tabley fllcflHingH o f F re e d o m . Bitkins—My! Myl What an tinspeakablo blessing it is to livo in a free country! W ilkins—Of course. Bilkins—'Yes indeed. The paper say« that the full name of the Hawaiian princess is Victoria Kawekin Kaiulani Lunalilo Ka~ laninuiahilapaiapa Cleghorn. W ilk in s -W e ll f Bitkins Well, in this free repnbllc ft will he perfectly proper to address her as Mias Cleghorn.—New York Weekly. They All Try. Night Editor (of New England paper)— Has the; editorial correspondence from Chi cago got in yet? Telegraph Editor— It’s ou the wire now. “ llow does it begin;” “ ‘The glories of the great. Columbian ex position arc simply Inde»criliable.’ ” Shouting to foreman through «peaking tube— “Save about t hree columns for de acription of Chicago fair I” —Chicago Trib- nne. A G re a t Inventor. Mrs. Hogan—And fwy isn’t the old mon a-work in now? Mrs. Grogan—It’s A inventor he is. no has got up u rood «chraper thot does the work of foive min. Mrs. Ilogan—An how minny min do it take to r run it? Mrs. Grogan—Six. It will he a great thing fer givin iinploymintto the labor in man.—Indianapolis Journal. P o e try and Fact. ITe had just eaten a piece of the first pie slio hud ever baked. “ Wlmt is tho matter, dear?” she asked. “Is it that feeling of sadness and longing that is not akin to pain?” “No,” he answered; “ it isn’t a feeling of ■adness and longing. It is a feeling of sad ness and shortening.”— Washington Star. TH K N O U F K Iir ll.K A M « KIC « . HHI I . W h at in there in this Alberta, t broiler I which the Canailian Pacific Kailwa' rune, that it h I ioii I i I draw trainlnail» settler- anil BctlliT»’ elicit» from Mali Washington and Oregon? Tfie inoi-i fertile roil in America, wood, water, roa and rlim ate; that ih what they ea> Thie Valley of the Saskatchewan reetm to have been rediscovered of late b> some Washington and Idaho men, win kept thing» dark until they and theii friend» had «-cured Location» ininie<liat ly around the few depot» alreadv erected when the line war opened. Then the •ent wonl of what they had' found, nn their friend» are a°m|t in by the score. The country, they say, is lar^e and good throughout, and new station» are prom ised as settlement requires them. Then Maine, Michigan ami Vermont caught on, and sent up delegates to spy out the land and report. They gave a practical aniwer. They wrote, saying they ha.t examined the country, had selected lo cations and were eoniing homo to sell tln> old place and go w here it was wortl while farming. The grain ami vegetables they saw cannot he excelled in North America, and can he equaled in very few parts. Tito cattle, horses and sheep were rolling fat amPfetanding up to their knees in rirli native grasses. W hy was this not all known before? Because fot generations only the Hudson Bay Com pany knew it, and they wanted no set tlers in their fur country; and when they lost hold of it there was no way ol oiling to it. Now two brandies of the amnlian 1‘aeilic Railway run through tiie richest parts of it. f ■K|H*rtin<mta W it h D n r a b le W o o d ». He F ix e d It. Clara—Dick, fix mv mallet. Dick— W hat’s the matter with it? Clara The handle comes out every time that I play with Ella. Dick—Then play with some one else.— Troth. Many of 'I hem. Cynicus—-1 should think It. would give you a turn to take care of that baby. Domestic»« I shouldn't mind one turn It usually takes about 40 a night to keep him quiet.— Detroit Tribune. Almnnt. First Actor (in a tragic whisper)— Are we quite alone? Stroud Actor (glancing grimly at the small midieucfc) - Almost, — New York W ee k 1 y __________________________ (dlc/c/i y m st B a k in g P o n der In some tests made with small squares of various woods buried one inch in the ground, tho follow ing resnlts were ot> tained: Birch and aspen decayed in threo years; w illo w and horse che.tniit In four years; maple and red beech in five years; elm. ash. hornbeam and Coin hardy poplar in seven years; oak, Scotch flr. Weymouth pine and silver flr decay ed to a depth of half an inch tn seven rears; larch, Juniper and arbor ritic were nninjnred at the expiration of the •oven years.—Chicago Times. T h e P o litic a l C h am eleon . W h e n the chameleon had to explain h lsc h an ge so fc o lo r.it is recorded that "Then first the crentnre fonnd a tongne. " The political chameleon differs from the natnral ono. Ho 1* all tongne. and hr nses It. while exhibiting tn succession all the hnrs of the rainbow, to prove that he has never changed Ids color at all.— London Saturday Review W h y tho D u k e Solti H U r «t a t o . The Duke of Westminster, who has scandalized the English aristocracy by t e l li n g Cliveden, his ancestral estate In Berks, to Mr. Astor. exenses himsetf tiy s a y in g that he has a family of It* children to provide for. The sale adds fit0.000 a year to the dtike'a Income. T im es Its»*» CW segcfl. 'V » m u in Portland he sure to take in Mrs. Smythe— Before we were married thp ... -• t»-nt n »veltv at 1 1»*» Fx |*>«ition. yon didn't use to groan the moment I W e shall bake »i-ont« ami t ake even sat on your knee. afternoon anti evening on our pretty Hmythe--I know It. my dear, but yon Jewel («As Sto e Exerylhsly cordially invited to have .» hiseuit w ith us and ma- didn't nso to stick n millinery bill under the wontierfnl merits of Golden West my nose then, either —Life Baking Powder proved by actual work. Tke letters in the various alphabete of the world vary from 13 to 303 In mint ber The Sandwich (slander’s alphabet hae the first named nnuiber, the Tnr tartan the last ••'»H r > m i . o h . CL 'SSEr& I EVERS, HAVE YOU GOT ^ y f U P ITCHTNO PILES known hy molatore Ilk« psnptrsdon, m u m intens« Itching » h m turra. This form snd BLIND, BLXKuiMv» nr PROTRUDING FlLAJ T U L » A r O U T to 0 T BO-SAH-KO S PILE ftMEDY, wM *i Ant« dliwrtly on part« afGctd. * - • iHiim rm. itehing.sSkuttqg Sp-'- ’.sri iterar«*. Frio* 60a Druggist* r uMk-i. Dr. B >**nk rv.UdslpluA, Fa ». v. N o . im HAVE A GOODLY H E R IT A G E . M r vineyard that Is mine 1 have to Seep. Pruning for fruit the pleasant tw igs and ¿eaves. Tend thou tny cornfield: on# day ttoou riuU reap in Joy thy ripened sheaves. l>r if tnine be an orchard, graft and prop F<jod bearing trees, each watered in Its plac Or if a garden, let It yield for crop Sweet herb* and herbs of grace. But If iny lot be «and. where uothlng grows? N ay. who hath said it? Tune a thankful poalm. f o r though thy desert bloom not as the rose, it yet can rear thy palm. —C h ristin a <». Kosettl in Atalanta. A WHITE ONE. I t is e n t ir e ly s o m e im p u r ity , a n d in b a k i n g it . g i v e s c.T & fy re s u lt ROYAL BAKING POWDER r| I 31 th e I W hile Errand was being prepared for the guillotine he said: "Don't bother me alsmt religion Tell inv wife ami daugh ter to do the beet they can. That ts all I wish to say." Remember that proper cultivation and nse of the voice not only add to tta bean ty. bnt prevent it from becoming pre maturely old, worn anil cracked. The largest ent stones tn the wwrld are tit the Temple of the Sun at Baathrc Many are more tbaa SO fee* Long 70 fee ed ef nnVnown depth li v o r e d suitor happened to b e fair.") “li e F a » d a r k , n u d h is nose w o « stra ig h t. UJte a g e n tle m a n ’», a n d h i» teeth w a s w h ite, a n d — ’ L iz a w a rm e d to be r s u b je c t— " a n d he u sed to w e a r a red «ilk tie w ith a pin in it A n d ,” «tie w en t on, " b e a lw a y s gave me lo t» o f pre se n t«— lots— an d b e lo v e d m e so as he c o u ld n t li«a r me o a t o f h i » sight. O h ,” sh e c rie d excitedly, " h e d id love me, a n d w e w a a so h appy, keepln com pan y, an d he w a s a -g o iu to m arry u ie ” — S h e paused a b ru p t ly . Indeed, her s h r ill voice h a d got alm ost beyon d h er control “ W h a t d id be die of?” a sk ed one o f the g irls, w ith g e n u in e com passion in her tones. In d e e d , fro m th at d a y l**gan a n ew era f o r ’ L iz a . W h e t h e r it w a s that M iss C a l le n d e r s in g le d h e r out for special attention, or liecause th ey were rea lly c a p a b le o f a la s t in g im p r e ««io n them selves, it is im p o s sib le to say, b u t it is certain th a t «h e w a s d iffe r e n tly treated by the oth er w om en , an d e q u a lly certa in that this treatm en t h a d a s a lu t a r y effect upon her. K e p e lla n t at first, she g r e w d a ily m ore ap p roa c h a ble , less su sp ic io u s, m ore gra c io u s, a n d her be tte r q u a litie s cam e into play. P e rh a p s the in flu en ce o f M iss C a lle n d e r had not * little to d o w ith this, fo r from the be g in n iu g ’ L iz a h ad loved her, an d now her fe e lin g w a s little less than w o rsh ip . A n d to love a n o th e r is ho good for a w o m a n ’s sou l th a t it w o r k s like m a g ic on her w h ole bein g, ft m a d e possible t o ’ L iz a the com preh en sion o f a lo ve h ig h e r th an M iss C a l le n d e r’s, a n d th e little Lo n d on heathen, b e in g t a u g h t by h er d e a r lad y con cern in g th o «e th in g s o f w h ic h sh e had been ig n o r ant h ith erto, becam e w h a t the g ir ls c a lle d “ r e lig io u s .” T h e a ir w a s th ick w ith steam a n d im pregtm ted w ith the «m H l o f «o a p , a n d the te m p e ra tu re w an by no m e a n « lo w . m ore especially a « th e su n w a s stre a m in g th ro u g h the u n c u rta in e d w in d o w «, h ut the la u n d ry girl** w e re u «e d to these incon ven fence« a n d th o u g h t n o th in g o f them, T h e y c h atted c o n tin u o u sly o v e r th e ir w o rk , not t*ecmi«e th e y w e re h a p p y o r l»e cause they h ad a n y th in # p a r t ic u la r to «ay, hut because they h ad no conception o f the d ig n ity of silence. T h e con versatio n w a s pe r Imps not o f th e m ost e d ify in g d e sc rip tion, a n d the la n g u a g e e m p lo y e d wan forcible, g a rn ish e d by s la n g , an d not free from su p e rflu o u s e x p le t iv e «, for the.se g i r l » w e re not of th e h ig h e st type. T h e re w a s a c u rio u s ta w d lin e n s, o r ra th e r gandinesH, atxm t th e ir, for th e m ost part, ra g g e d dresses; th ey hail b ig , h eavy frin ges, T o w a r d th e end o f the su m m e r, «lie con w h ic h the steam h ad tak en ou t o f c u rl gonted to he confirm ed, a n d w en t to classes, th at In n e arly e v e ry instan ce th ey b tra g anil th is seem ed to the oth ers to m a k e ’ L iz a g le d Into the bold eyes beneath th e m ; thei m ore im portan t, esp e c ially w h en she e x face«, too, wen* in s t rik in g c on trast to their p la in e d th a t “ there w a s la d ie s at th e h a n d s in the m a tte r o f clean lin e «», fo r it clasHes.” w a s not c o m p u lso ry to p u t th em in the ’ L iz a w a s n e are r b e in g h a p p y n o w than w a te r to earn a live lih ood ; b u t th e y w e re she h ad e v e r been in h er life, a n d yet «h o b e tte r in th is respect th an th ey w o u ld be seem ed «a d d e r too. O fte n she h eaved g re a t n e are r the end o f the w e e k , fo r to d a y w a s sig h s t h a t m ade her n e ig h b o r tu rn a n d look o n ly T u esday. a t her, an d fre q u e n tly th e re w e re m a r k s o f T h e o n ly excep tion to th e u n iv e rs a l un tea rs on her face; so th a t b y an d b y it g r e w tidin ess w a s m a n ife sted in th e person of evid ent to the others t h a t there w a s some- one w h o m the g ir ls c a lle d U z a (t h e li be t ilin g w e ig h in g upon her. lu g pron ou n ced a s if it w a s the d ip h th o n g O n e d a y the little m a rr ie d w o m a n , w h o a i). T h is 'IJ za . the p r e lim in a r y “ h ad developed a sort o f frie n d sh ip fo r her. w h o se nam e w a s in v a r ia b ly drop p e d by her ve n tu re d to a sk if a n y th in g w u s the m at a c q u ain tan ces, w a s a h u n c h b a c k , a n d her ter w ith her. face, th o u g h it possessed the m erit o f clean “ I c a n ’t h e lp seeiu a s you a in ’t q u ite liuess, w a s a lm o s t r e p u ls iv e ly u gly . y ou rse lf. ’ L iz a .” she sa id, “ you a in ’t in no T h e c om p le xion w a s s a llo w , th e m o u th sort o ’ tro u b le , are yer?” b a d ly sh aped, the e y e b ro w s o b t ru s iv e ly ’ L iz a shook her head. d a r k a n d h eavy : v e ry sail w e re th e eyes “ ’C om if th e re ’s a n y w a y o f h e lp in g yer, beneath them , h a d there been a n y o n e to ’ L iza, it a in ’t m uch a s I cou ld do, b u t note th e ir w is tfu l look, bu t 'L iz a d id not w h a t f can I w ill, yer k n o w . M ig h t it lx? e n c o u ra g e sc ru tin y , a n d indeed th e b ro w n as y e r ’ve q u a rre le d w ith som e on e, o r is it eyes w e re not r e m a r k a b le in them selves, y e r r i n t , n o w ? - o r p e rh ap s m a y b e ” — c olo r a n d w e re m ore o ve r h a lf h idden by the in g, in d o u b t as to h o w ’ L iz a w o u ld ta k e d ro o p in g lids, from w h ic h sh e g la n c e d in a it, “ m a y b e y o u ’re c a r in g fo r som e one sid e w a y s, h a lf sin iste r m an ner. ’ L iz a w a s ag in , w h ic h w e can ’t h e lp o u r fe e lin g s.” not v ery p o p u la r a m o n g her com pan ion s, L iz a sh ook her head. p a r tly b ecau se she ch ose to lie e x c lu s iv e ‘ It a in ’t u oth iuk o’ th a t, M rs. J o n e s,” am i p a r tly becau se she c ou ld on occasion »h e said. sa y u n p le a s a n tly s h a rp th in g s. B u t there “ It w o u ld n ’t be relig io n , as is depressin w a s one person w h o m sh e loved, am i that you. I hope?” said M rs. Jones, w ith as m u ch w a s M iss C a lle n d e r. severity a s she w as c a p a b le of. “ It d o tak e B y an d b y the r in g in g o f a boll c reated a div e rsion a m o n g th e w o rk e rs. A lm o st som e people lik e that, w h ic h th e re w a s a sim u lta n e o u sly e igh t p a irs o f red, soap y y o u n g m an o u r w a y as c a m e n ig h g o in o ff his head, hut th at a in ’t u ate ra l. It o u g h t a rm s w e re d r a v rn out of the w a s h tubs, e igh t p a irs o f red. c rin k le d h a n d s w e re to m a k e u s ’nppy. M y J im , h e’s s ort o ’ r e lig io u s hisself, w hich he pays g re a t rispeck w ip e d on »«line portion o f con ve n ie n t a p pared, am i e igh t p a irs o f ill sh od feet to S u n d a y s, an d a lw a y s w a sh e s hisself, an d P in su re a b rig h te r m an you c o u ld n ’t se e .” tra m p le d into an a d jo in in g room . “ It isn ’t re lig io n ,” s a id ’ L iz a, “ an d yet A t a ta b le in th is room stood a y o u n g lady, v e ry sweet in a p p e a ra n c e a n d p ret it is. E v e r y th in g g e ts sort o ’ tu r n e d u p tily dressed. S h e nodded in a frie n d ly w a y side d o w n w h e n one looks a t th in g s that lo the g irls , am i shook h a n d s w ith each w a y . am i a ll w h a t seam ed n a t u r a l once I t ’» In terestln seein one a « they passed. S h e had th e ir interest seem s w r o n g n ow . at h eart, and m ade it h er <1 11 ty to com e tw o how* t h in g s tw ist a ro u n d , b u t i t ’s sad too; i t ’s d istu rb in . T h e re ’s p a st th in g s I ’d w ish or three tim es a w eek a n d provide them d iffere n t n o w .” w ith dinner. T h is d in n e r consisted u su a lly , P ’rap s you cou ld u n d o ’e m ,” s u g g e ste d as ou this occasion, of a plate o f so u p ami a la r g e »lic e o f p u d d in g , for w h ic h they M rs. Jones, w h o w a s e m in e n tly practical. paid a penny, a second h e lp in g o f eith er “ A n y w a y . G od k n o w s, d o n ’t he, if y o u ’re sorry? ” could tie had f o r a fart til ng. so the paym ent L i z a sighed. ! w a s m erely n om in al: hut th e g ir ls w ere ‘ I » ’pose,” «h o said, w ith a p p a re n t i r exem pt from the fe e lin g th a t th ey »fe re relevance, “ t.ne didjn’t o u g h t to c a re if one the recipients o f ch arity. T h e coppers w e re " d a b b e d ” d o w n mi the w a s loved or not. and th e re a in ’t no d o u b t ta b le in a little |>ile. an d M is « C a lle n d e r a s pride Is m y besettin!” M rs. Jones «h o o k h er h ead m editatively. lad led out the soup, w h ic h w a s q u ic k ly and n oisily con su m ed . T h e y o u n g lady S h e w a s a fra id “ religion w a s u psettin L iz a ,” «h e told her h u s b an d th a t n igh t. w a tc h e d the oth er w om en , sm ilin g . P er A s the tim e for her con firm a tio n d r e w fectly d a in ty herself, th e ir ro u g liu e ss did n e a r ’ L iz a looked g r a v e r th a n e v e r an d not seem to repel her. m ore w orrie d . A t last it c am e to th e d ay (« i r i s ,” she sa id presen tly, in h er q u iet, c le a r voice, " I am g o in g to g iv e a p a rty in itself. S h e h ad obtain ed a h o lid a y from the la u n d r y t h r o u g h the influen ce o f M iss C a l the M ission hall. W i l l you come?” There w a s a c h o ru s o f d e lig h te d assent, lender. W h a t w a s the s u r p r is e o f th a t la d y a c co m pan ied by n g e n e ra l c la t te r in g of a n d the o th ers th erefo re w h e n in the m idst o f the m id d a y m eal in ru sh e d ’ L iz a ! S h e spoons on the a lm ost em pty plates. h ad on a clean p rin t dross, m ade for the oc ‘ 1/or’, M iss, w h a t sort o f a p a rty m igh t casion, b u t her h a ir w a s disord e re d , h er It be. n ow ? ” “ O h . frie n d ly ,” sa id M iss C a lle n d e r. face pale fro m fa tig u e a n d e xcitem en t, her y e « shone b rig h t ly. M u sic am i ple n ty to ent, a m i—you m ay “ H u llo ,” e xc la im e d the g ir ls in a breath . b r in g y o u r s w e e th e a rt s .” M y ! Mint sh e a s w e ll.” T h e y th o u g h t she T h is c a u se d a p ro lo n ge d g ig g lin g . h ad com e to sh o w off her dress. “ M ig h t w e firing m ore than one?” in E liz a ,” said M iss C a lle n d e r, “ w h a t do q n ire d P o lly Blain es, w h o enjoyed th e dis you w a n t? Y o u w ill be late fo r y o u r con tinction of bein g the prettiest o f the girls. (In fla tion . ” M is s ('a lle n d e r sh ook her head d isap " O h , m iss,” g a sp e d ’ L iz a, a lm o s t brea th provingly. “ Y o u o u g h t n ’t t o h ave m ore th an on e,” less, a s she w a s, “ I had to com e. I ’v e tried a n d tried to say it, and I n e ver cou ld, ami she said, sm ilin g. “ O h . as fo r th a t, m iss, I d o n ’t w a n t any. at first it seem ed a w h ite one, bu t lately I ’m su re; b u t th ere, th e m ore you d r a w s it’s com e at w een me and G o d ; a n d I ’ve off. the m ore th ey com es on. T h a t 's h ow th o u g h t on it at n ig h t in bed, and w h en a n y it is w ith m en. an d t h a t ’s w h y them as o f you h as been k in d to me, it h a ’ c u t me lik e a k n ife ; a n d , oh. miss, w h en y o u ’ve d o n ’t w a n t ’em a lw a y s h a « the most ml spoken o f h im , I ’ve been a n e ar f a ilin ’ d o w n m irers. ” A n d Polly, conscious o f a fa sc in a tin g re ami e x p la in in g to yer, bu t som eth in held trousse nose an d a d im p le d chin, tossed her me back. A n d 1 told (»oil, hut he seem ed to say it w a s n ’t a n y use m y ju st tellin , u n head tn the air. less 1 u n d id it. O h , please, a ll o f y o u — 1 W h e re u p o n a ll th e g irls , not to fie out done, an d by no m eans reticent on the sub- don ’t care n o w w ! at you th in k o f me, o r if feet o f th e ir love a ffa irs, fe ll to t a lk in g you despise m e— I c a n ’t g o to c h u rch u n til s t o u t them , fin d in g the topic e m in en tly ~ ve told yer. H im as I talk e d o f w a s on ly con gen ial, am i tre a tin g ft in a m an n er w h a t I d re a m ed abou t w h en I w a s lonely, w h ich d isp la y e d no m ore v u lg a r i t y o f e v e n in g « a n d tim es, an d there w a s n ’t no Jharlie, r e a lly , an d no one a in ’t n e re r loved heart than is con cealed by certain ladles. M is » C a lle n d e r r a th e r e n co u ra ge d th an m e, n or w a n te d to m a rry m e ,” — L u d g a t e M o n th ly. checked th em , she lik e d them to be per fectly n a tu ra l before her, an d w a s g la d o f a n y th in g w h ic h g a v e her an in s ig h t into their lives am i character. T w o there w e re w h o kept silen ce -o n e a little n e w ly m a rried w o m a n to w h o m love w a s too sac m i fo r c om m on speech, and Liza. T h e p u d d in g she had b e g u n to a tta c k em od to stick in ’ L i z a 's th ro a t, an d she bad g reat d iffic u lty in g u l p i n g it d o w n , fo r the oth er h u n g e r o f w h ic h she w a s often conscious, the h u n g e r o f the heart, n o w so asserted its e lf a s to m a k e her ob iiviotis o f b od ily needs. S o m e th in g there w a s. too. o f b ittern ess in her m in d as she listened to the t a lk o f these others. P er h a p s P o lly 's w o r d s d id m ore to cause it than a n y th in g else. " T h e m os do n't w an t em a lw a y s lias the m ost a d m ire r s .” Look Ing u p she su d d e n ly met the eyes o f thi** girt. T o her m o rb id im a g in a t io n th ey ex pressed pity, p e rh ap s scorn. S h e crim snned. T h e re w a s a m o m e n ta ry lu ll, so that they a ll h eard her w h e n she said in a pe cu lin rty loud, h arsh, d efian t voice: “ M in e isn ’t liv in g ; m ine isn ’t .” “ Y o u r«? D id you h ave a sw eeth eart once?” naked the m a rr ie d w o m a n , not un g e n tly , th o u g h there w a s the slig h te st per c e p fjb le accent on the pronoun. “ A n d w h y no?” a sk e d ’ L iz a, an d her voice w a s lo u d er than liefore. " I t isn ’t on ly pre tty g i r l« as has people c a rin g for 'em . T h e se « oth er t h in g « besides lo o k s ." •O f cou rse there are. d e a r ." said M is« I's lU n .ItT «n n th im dy. for 1.1/.»'» t y w fln»h,»t o n tin on -ly. ’(.onilnew. 1» w orth n u n h m o r . to „ o - " I u m n .’* “ W 'm t w fv* h i» nstne. I.lxnf** n»ked P o lly Itln in m Polly wh , worrited, nnd l.i u hyper «en«ltlve, -renti.l patron»,;. - I nln’t KuinH to tell yer.*’ »hr »»id Thrn. with »wifi contrndtettoii "hi* flr»t mine w i» Clmrllr." " W o » h r h » m l«o m r > " o sk rd P o lly , p in eb lu g her n e i « h n n . l e r the t »!ilr . *n thst tb r Inttrr. » h igh c o lo rrd . c o i n , lo ok in g * ir l. im v r « little »qu ew k " l n r e r r - r r o n y t »»ly better lo o k in g ." Mid "I.Ira w it h n ro m p tltin l*. H e » » » » n ’t • ' of you r pin k, d o lly m » n ." i P.*II t "« I ) r r « m * » m l P osition D u r in g S leep. It w o u ld be v e ry in terestin g to g e t exact o b se rv a tio n * as to the h a b its o f a ll the lo w e r trii»e* o f m en w ith re g a r d to sleep ing, fo r it is a p rin t upon w h ic h n good leal w o u ld seem to depend, if. as T y lo r an d most o f o u r an th ro p o lo g ists b e lL v o , m a n ’s first ideas o f a spirit w o rld aro se from ream s. W e k n o w that most o f o u r d o m estic a n im a ls dre a m , as is proved by their m ovem en ts w h ile asleep, an d the sam e h in g has a lso been o bserved in m onkeys. T h e effect o f the position o f the body lu r in g sleep niton the c h a ra c te r o f onr d re a m s is too w e ll k no w n t o re q u ire com m eat, for p ro lm bly e ve ry one h a s e x p e r i enced the v e ry d isa g re e a b le r e s u lts o f s le e p in g on the back. - N in eteen th C e n tu ry . T H I F O U N T A IN B E A D O F t T K iM iT U f Behold the porter—dreadful sight! This travel Is no fu n ; In one hand in a whisk broom ligh t— The other holds a gun K IO N K V T K O IH IK . Borne m ost e x c *u c ia tin g p a in com es from d e ra n g e m e n t o f the k id n e y «. H e n ry T h is is the te s tim o n y Bei a to r C. N ew Y o rk as to the v a lu e o f A l l c o c k ’ s N e ls o n A C lfrtr Sparrow. A tree sparrow on one occasion bnilt its nest in a tall elm just beneath tho mors hnlky erection of • crow. N ot only did the larffen, «t screen the smaller, bnt it nfforded a means of protection from the va~aries of the weather. Some rims after the crow's nest w as plundered of its contents, while that o f the tree spar row escape,! nn touched — Lendoa r * B its of TH E O U T S ID E - that Is the best place to keep the huge,old- fashioned pill. Just as soon as you get it inside, it begins to trouble you. d hat s the use of suffering with it, when you can get more Éelp from Doctor Pierce s Pleasant Pellets Î These tiny, sugar- coated granules do you p e r m a n e n t go o d. T h e y act mildly and natur ally, and there’s no reaction afterward. Con stipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, and all derangements of the liver, stomacL, and bowels are prevented, relieved, and perma nently cured. They're the smallest, the easiest to take, and tne cheanent ent — for they’re (rmrunteeà to give satisracti don or yoiir money is re- turned. Youpay only for the good you get. Nothing else urged by the dealer, though they may be better for him to sell, can be " just as goed” for you to buy. O n the 27th o f F e b ru a ry , 1883, I w a s taken w ith a violet t pain in the reg ion o f th e k id n e y s . I su ffered such a g o n y th a t 1 c o u ld h a r d ly sta n d u p. A s soon as p o ssi ble I a p p lie d tw o l l c o c k ,’» P o r o u s P l a s t e r s , on e o v e r each k id n e y , a n d la y d o w n . I n an h o u r, to m y s u rp ris e a n d d e lig h t, the pain h ad v a n ish e d a n d I w a s w e ll. I w o re the p lasters for a d a y o r tw o as a p r e c a u tion , a n d then rem o ved th e m . I h ave been u sin g A l l c o c k ’ s P orous P l a s t e r « in m y fa m ily for the la «t ten y e a r «, a n d h a v e a l w a y s fo u n d them the q u ic k e st an d test rem e d y for c o ld «, stra in s a n d rh e u m a tic affection s. F ro m m y e x p e rie n c e I believe th e y are th e best p la «te r s in th e w o r ld .” B r a n d b b t h h P i l l « ton e u p th e syste m . Mrs. Kmythe—I believe in making the servant keep her place. Mrs. Hiram D rily —Ho do J; but, dear me, I can't make one stay over a week! D E A F N F 3 .8 CANNOT HE C l 'K E U By local application», as they cannot reach the (»eased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafne-N and that is by constitu tional remedies. PeafnesH is caused by an in flamed condition ot the mucous lin in g of the eustachiun tube. When this tube is inflamed you have a rum bling sound or imperfect hear ing, and when it is entirely closed deafne-s P the result, ami unless the inflammation can be taken out and th 8 tube restored to its normal condition, hearing w ill be destroyed fo ever: nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which i nothing but an inflamed c on jition oi the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused by catarrh) that < annot be cured by H a ll’s catarrh (dire. Send for cir culars, free. F. J. C H E N E Y & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists; 75 cents. The outlook for the Florida orange crop was never Hot ider. (Jse Enameline Htove Polish; no dust, no smell, T r t G e r m e a fe r break fast. C U R E C ¿viV am completely well and fed a new woman S o t*, S h i l o h ' s 50c to., and $1.00 per Bottled One cent a dose. CURE T h i s G r e a t C o r n a C u r b p ro m p tly cures a ll others fa iL Coughs, Croup, Sore Throat, H oarseness, w h o o p in g Cough and Asthm a. F o r Consumption it Tina no rival: has cured thousands, and w ill CURE YOU i f taken in time. Sold oy D ru ggists on a g u a r antee. F o r a Lam e Back o r Ch^st, use S H I L O H 'S B E L L A D O N N A PLASTER .25G. ____REMEDY, H a v e yo u Catarrh ? This rem edy is guaran teed to cu re you . P rice, 50 eta. In jecto r free. fisti Thi, Trade Mark Is on tho boat WATERPROOF COAT *n t*le World I A. J. TOWER. BOSTON. MASS. — A S PEC IF IC F O B - And A ll Other Blood and Skin Diseases. It is a positive cure for all those painful, deli cate complaints and complicated troubles nnd weaknesse* common among our wives, mothers and daughters. The effect is immediate and lastl- g. T w o or three dose« of D p .. P a r d e e ’ s R e m e d y taken daily keeps the blood c<*ol, the liver and kidneys act ive, and w ill entirely eradicate from the system all traces of Scrofula, Salt Rheum, or any other form of blood disease. No medicino ever Introduced tn thtH country has met with such ready sale, nor given -uch universal -atisiaction whenever used as that ol D r . P a r d e e ’ s R e m e d y . This remedy has been used In the hospitals throughout the old world for the past twenty- five vears as a specific for the above diseases, and It has and w ill cure when all other so-calleJ remedies fail. Send for pamphlet of testimonials from those who have been cured by its use. Druggists sell it at $1.00 per bottle. Try It and be convinced For sale by & CO., MACK KIDNEY, SASKATCHEWAN —IN T O T H E G R E A T — Bladder, U rinary and Liver Diseases, Dropsy Gravel and Diabetes are cured by VALLEY. r he best farm ing land in America. Sec what American farmers say of it; copy of their testl- ra »ny. with map, S EN T FREE. Address L. A. iL\M IL TO N , Land Commissioner. W innipeg; D. M cNICOLL, G. P. A., Montreal, or any agent of the Canadian Pacific Railway. DR. GUNN’S IMPROVED Â RegulatoraftfieLiverandKidficys 9 and II Front 8t., San Francisco. R u s h in g 5! Prewired hr S cott.% Bnvrrwv rh^mtsti, New York. Solti by nil druggists. J, Scrofula, Rheumatism, CATARRH Salt Rheum, Neurahia Securing Free Land in Aberta, ; o f cod-liver oil presents a j perfect food—palatable, easy of assimilation, and an appetizer; these are everything to those who esh and are losing Acs! strength. The combina tion o f pure cod-liver oil, the greatest of all fat pro ducing foods, with Ilypo- phosphites, provides a re markable agent for Quick Flesh B uilding in all ail ments that are associated with loss of flesh. DOCTOR C O N S T IP A T I O N . enough for w ’ at it has done for me. M rs , J o s e p h i n :: B > yc e , 13 Davis >n Street, I’cekskill, N . Y . Be sure to got H oo d ’ s because r First-class service and the highest standard of respectability guaranteed. Our room$ cannot be surjxueed fo r neatness ana comfort Board and room per day, 11.25,11.50, $175 and $2.00; board and room per w*ek, $7 to $12; single rooms 50c to $1. Free coach to and from hotel. —A N D — Tho wise men of W ashington, Idaho, Oregon an d the West are H o o d ’ s P i l l s act easily, yet promptly and efficiently, on the liver and bowels. 25o. Home Comforts! Cuisine Unexcelled! INDIGESTION w it h - ___ I can't thank or praise - M r s B o y CO £•’ f l o o d 1 f Sarsaparilla Hood’s si> Cures 201-212 Bush St., San Frinciuo. This favorite hotel 1* under the management of CH A R LE S M O N TG O M ER Y, and is a* good if not the best Fam ily and Business Men's Hotel in 8an Francisco. -F O R - ough rr,fc I suffered with eczema or salt rheum, in such terrible agony at times th-1 I could not walk ■t. about the house. I had V so many failures with ' medicines that when friend u rg id mo to take H ood’s Sarsaparilla, I hesita*ed, but finally took it. The hoped for ^ benefit was noticeable at the outset, and I have ¡1-°^ taken twelve bottl .« Brooklyn Hotel THAT oiSrSKt4 21 Y e a rs of P a in , | ! ; i THE GREAT CURE P o r o u s P l a s t e r « in such c a te s: ■ Ó r- HUNT’S REMEDY THE BEST KIDNEY AND LI VER MEDICINE HUNT’S REMEDY Cures B righ t’s Disease, Retention or Non-re- tention of Urine, Pains in the Back, Loins or Hide. HUNT’S REMEDY LIVER PILLS Cures Intemperance, Nervous Diseases, Genera) Debility, Female Weakness and Excesses. MILD PHYSIC Cures Biliousness. Headache, Jaundice. 8our Stomach, Dyspepria, Constipation and Piles. O N E PILL FOR A DOSE. A movement of the bowel* each day is necessary for ‘ health, "* Theso pills supply what ihe system lacks to make it regular? They cure Headache, brighten the Styes and clear the Complexion better than cos metics. They act milcMy, »either gripe nor sioken at other pills do. To convince y< you of - •*- their * merits *- ... mail - - samples - - - - - free, - - - or a a full will full box for 26 cents. Sol'* svsrjwhoro. llosanko Med. Co., Philadelphia. J HUNT’S REMEDY HUNT’S REMEDY ( T S » T O N C E on the K i d n e y a, I I v o r ind B o w e I ».r e s t o rin g them to a healthy a o ion, and C l K E N when all other medicines ail. H undreds have been saved who have been <lven up to die by friends and physicians. •OLD JO N ES’ CASH Buyers’ Guide S T O R E FREE —T H E — BY ALL DRLGOI8 T 9 . Hercules Gas Engine (O A S O B G A S O L I X B ) ** T h e B u y e r s ’ G ctdb is published the first ot ach month. It is issued in tnc interest of all consumers. It gives the lowest cash quotations ->n everything in the grocerv line. It will save you money to consult it. Mailed free to any iddres* on application. Don’t be w ithout it. It costs you nothing to get it. It quotes wholesale prices direct to the consumer. Mention thi* paper. Address W x i for Powwr Or Pumping PurpoMt. T k * Cheapest Reliable Gas on the Market. O u t o f Kwamv am * JONES’ CASH STORE. IS O F r o n t S t r e e t , npou made entirely of roots ami herb* I p.ithered from tbc forests of Georgi i, and has been used by millions of people with the best results. It C U R E S A ll manner of Blood diseases, from the pestiferous little boil on your i.o s-to the worst cases of inherited blood taint, such as Scrofula, Rheumatism, Catarrh and S K IN -O IB C E R T rea t!«' on Blood and Skin P ivn se « m.tiled trm s w i f t S p e c i f i c C o ., Atlanta, (.¿a. A W o r d F o r th e Cat. A t this season w h e n t h o f a m il y d*> parts from town, a word mnst bo spoken in behalf o f tho house cat. too often left behind to load a vagrant and precarions existence. A lready on the Bark Bay, where "early closing" Is the ml,*, tho cats h ire become eonspienona by tho ab sence of their owners. A fow less felines In the world s r* not objected to, but that suffering nn 1 slow starvation should attend their taking off ts a shame to hu manity. Unless tho devoted house eat can Ire provid d with a summer home, it should bo meietfully put ont of exist ence in a way the animal society under stands how to do perfectly.— Boston Her ald. O .V W hen we reooU^ct that the stomach is tho g rin d laboratory In which food is transformed jnto the secretion* which fu m i»h vlg.,r to the »yntein after entering and enriching the blood that it Is in short the fountain heuoof fctrength, It I h e*hential to keep thi* important supplying machine in order and to restore it to activity when It become* inactive. Th i» HoatetterN Stomacn Bitter* doe* moat effectually, teason- ab.y. regulating and reinforcing digestion, pro mo ing due action of the liver and bowel». Str> rigth and quietude of the nerve» depend in reat u eaaure upon thorough dlgeatiou. There ■ no no nervine tonic more highly n' ' ‘ esteemed bv the medical fraternity than the Biitei». P hysi cian» alho strongly commend it for ch ill» and fever, rheumatism, kidne> * nd bladder trouble, rick headache and want of appetite and t»*eep Take a w m egla-sfu l tnree limes a day. “G e r m a n William McKeekanTTlragglst at Bloomingdale, Mich. " I have had the Asthma badly ever since Icamr out of the array and though I have been in the drug business for fifteen years, and have tried nearly every thing on the market, nothing has given me the slightest relief until a few months ago, when I used Bo schee s German Syrup. I am now glad to acknowledge the great good it has done me. I am greatly reliev ed during the day and at nit ‘ sleep without the least trout P iim V* Kemrdy fo r Catarrh is tbe Best, Easiest to Vre. snd Cheapest. C A T A R R H fo ld by I>m «g!»ts or *ent by mall. Kkv. S T. naieirta«. vrsrrra. Pa. U - SOCIETY BAD6ES. P o r t la n d , O r A. FK LD K NH EIM ER, Leading J e« eler of the Pacifl« Northwest, keeps a largo stock of al SECRET SOCIETY BAD G ES on hand Best goods at low est figures. Badge made to order. m Simplicity i f Beata the World* I t one lte e lf from g Reservoir, EOCENE. Is a Special brand of Bunting Oil, which we nanufsoture expressly for F A M IL Y L’flE. T I « A P F .K F B C T I U . 1 M I N 1 T O R . I l IH H I G H F I K K T E S T . I T I « o p I N I F u It »I Q C A L I T I We guarantee it to be the highest posstbli iRADE OF ILLUMINATING OIL Ask for it. S T A N D A R D OI L C O M P A N Y . M ASQUERADES, PARADES, raws w ith a Cheaper Grade o f Gasoline than any other Engine. • m PALM ER a at imm rom c í t u o s c i to REY, MAMUFACTURKNa I t M t l u Fn -A M > - I f I A a A T M M T H I i l l a l C H t Everything in the above line. Costumes, Wigv Beards, Properties, Opera and Play Books, Me. um ished at greatly reduced rates and in sip* ior quality by the oldest, larges f;, be**t reuowne- therefore on ly reliabU Theatrical Suppl ’ore on/v P a n ic Coast Correspondence sc louse on i the Pacific id ted. G oldstein A Co., » , 28 and 30 O ’Farrei treet, also 822 Market street, 3an Frau cisco. W ipplv a ll Theaters on the Coast, to whom we pectfully rtluT refer. m ! • C a rb u re to r to g e t on t o f order. V o B a tte rie « o r K lee trio S p a rk . TORS on I nstallm ents . Best make* Lowest price?. Send for catalogue. U . t . M F. U ' H , M l , . o n . < ta l. p o R T L A jr n . o r ; FRAZER AXLE lest in the World! H D T A O T et the G e n u in e !h H r f l \ r loie EvirywbinlU 11 L i t U L F R A N I . W O O L 9 I T . A f . n t , P o r tla n d . O r “ IT IS I G N O R A N C E T H A T W A S T E S EFF O R T.” TR A IN ED S ER VAN TS USE SAPO LIO RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF V .v w oore’s R e vealed R e m e d y. a » to * i a . O u e o e . JanaMT 10 —I c*n « « * with p l N n n that by the a n o MlX'RK P RE V i A LTD R K X K PY m j h n ibu xl » » - r e U « r « l r a n u old e w o R BK TM A TIAM »a d my r o a n ^ t boy ¡ - » r » l enti™iy of IN F L A M M A T O R Y R H i r y ATlsM v I m d th« tarn doctor I ooa<d (M did A l a ao .nod T t o . lo m r l m d . N U NT YOUR D KRR ■ Y trU L *