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Royal Baking Powder
0
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Leads AH.
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From actual analysis made by me, I
pronounce
the
Royal
Baking
Powder
to be the Strongest and Purest Baking
i
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PUNISHMENT.
'■Jail not pain’ s teaching punishment; the fr o
That lights a soul, even while it tortures,
blesses;
The sorrow that unmakes some old desire,
j And on the same foundation builds a higher,
j Hath more than joy for him w ho acquiesces.
Ah. darkne s teaches us to love the light.
N ot a« *tis loved o f children, warm abed.
And cr>ing for the toys ¡tut by at night.
But even us a blinded painter might
Whose soul paints on in dreams o f radiance
flat
—A m elie Rives in H arper’s.
ÎMISS KELLY’S CRISIS.
That the sexual season on Cherry H ill
0
had not displayed the brilliancy that had
0
Pow der before the public.
marked it from the time Miss Maggie
0
K elly hail the leadership in such matters
0
It is entirely free from alum and other
0
thrust upon her was duo entirely to the
0
additions injurious to health.
fact that tho young lady had passed
0
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a period of dangerous illness. A t one
0
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time they thought tho end had come.
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The doctor thought so too, for he bent
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over her for many minutes before he was
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sure that she still continued to breathe.
P ro f. Chemistry, College o f Pharm acy Dep t,
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U niversity o f California.
Miss K elly ’s illness started with a
0
slight cold. It didn't bother her any at
0
first, anil she went to her work at the
0
All other baking powders are shown by 0
envelojie factory with the same regular­
ity that had characterized her for years.
analysis to contain alum, lime or ammonia. 0
0
Then she began to feel worse. Her
0
mother advised her to remain at home
for a couple of days, but Miss Maggie
\ would have none o f it. A t that particu-
j lar time she was doing another girl's
Au A c r o b a t '» F a ll.
T tiitn k H g iv illi' D a y In Nriw V o rk C ity .
An act was ifiven at Corilray's audito­
It used tobe tii I Thanksgiving day in work in addition to her own, which
meant that she would receive double
rium performance recently that was not New York was, I ke the day all over til
printed on the programme. Stanley and eastern part of the country, a day whir i the usual amount o f pay when the week
Mason do a perilous act in midair on the centered around a dinner. This dinner j was ended.
The young girl needed the money very
trapeze
There are two bars suspended was inevitable, and the families saw each
by ropes from the ceiling, one large and other then that never saw each other in a milch, for she wished to attend tho third
one small. Stanley was on the small gronp at any other time. The prodigal annual ball of the Social Five, which
trapeze near the ceiling, and Mason on returned for it; I ho poor relation looked was to occur during the follow ing week.
the lower one. The man on top was forward to it and praised it us it pro­ On that occasion she bad proposed toap-
preparing to hang by his legs, let go, gressed heavily through its different pear in a costume that would delight
drop, and, falling, catch his partner by courses; and t lie several members of the the hearts o f her friends and still the ad­
the feet. Stanley, who had a boil on the fam ily tried to he more polite and genial verse criticism o f her enemies.
Mr. Slobsy Carroll, with much plead­
tnside of his leg, slipped and fell. Ilis *nd loving toward one another at that
partner could not save him.
meal I han at any other o f the three times ing in his tones, had begged of her to
Every eye was riveted on the falling ttl.1 other meals of the year. There are accompany him to the hall. She hail re­
acrobat and every heart stood still. T o some who like fam ily dinners, and there fused the gentleman at first, and very
the man himself it seemed an age. Ma­ are other wicked ones who sympathize frankly told him her reasons for so doing.
“ I f I go with yon," she said, “ you'll
son, who was below, as quick as a flash with the young woman who assented to
measured the distance, and saw that if having a fam ily dinner by saying, “ Yes, go off 'n git a ja g on. an then you’ll com­
his partner fell in that position nothing and let us have any family lint our own!” mence to s{smt tragedy, an somebody'll
coaid save his neck from being broken,
It is an awful and solemn ceremony in sock yer in the eye 'n there'll bo a scrap.
bo , as Stanley descended, lie gave the
many homes, and it is made more so, as 1 don't want no scrappers takin me to a
falling man a quick turn, somewhat a rule, by some one of the elder o f tho ball." Mr. Carroll was much hurt upon
broke the fall, and the performer fell to poor relations, who endeavors to enliven hearing why Miss K elly did not care to
the floor with a hard sound and struck the general gloom by trying to be "th e go to tho ball witli him. Then ho pro­
tested against her classification.
on his back.
life of tlie dinner." He does this by
"1 ain’t no scrapper. M ag," ho said.
A dozen men rushed up the aiHle to growing reminiscent over the younger
pick up the man, and for a moment quite members, and telling how pretty they ‘ I'm a actor."
Tiie young lady referred to a disturb­
an amount of excitement prevailed. He were as children, and how they used to
was picked up nnd carried behind the make him tell and retell the old story of ance which Mr. Carroll had started at
the last party she gave in order to prove
scenes.
tile roast pig he stole tile night before
Mr. Carroll protested
He had fallen twenty-five feet, ami his Gettysburg, with which introduction he her assertion.
with much vehemence that it was not he,
only injury was a rough shaking up and promptly tells the old story again.
hut the quantity of beer ho had imbibed
a bruised back.
T w o minutes later
It may not be so everywhere, but
George Stanley appeared lieforu tlm foot­ around New York city this has all on that occasion which was responsible
lights and bowed.—Seattle Post-Intelli- changed. It is not that tiie families for tho outbreak.
Miss Kelly naively remarked that per­
gender.
around the great metro|K)lis love each
haps tho Ix'er might be resiionsible for
other less, or that they have less cause or
A n L'cli|me Dinner.
another such scene, but Mr. Carroll
“ I have been to a n ‘eclipse dinner,’ " less desire to be thankful, but a great and hastened to assure her that such would
said a young woman. “ There were any powerful and fascinating rival has come not be tho case. He even went so far as
nnmber of them, yon know, of course te take the place of tiie Thanksgiving to hope he might die on the spot if he
with the part o f Hamlet left out. A t the day dinner, and it is known not only in would become involved in any quarrel
one at which I assisted three gilt boys New York, but from Texas, or wherever at the ball. He was so far successful in
at each end and in the center of the else a Yale man is carrying a transit, to convincing Miss K elly that he would bo-
table held aloft, respectively, in flown Canada, or wherever else the Princeton have himself if only she would go with
figures, the dates of the last, the present man is building n bridge, as the Thanks­ him that finally she consented.
and the next eclipse, garlands of flowers giving day game.
Her mother was not altogether pleased
And now everybody goes out to seo
passing from one to the other. A tevery
with the choice Miss Maggie laid made
Princeton
and
Yale
decide
the
football
corner lay n pretty sketch, showing
for a partner at tho hall, “ fthure,” the
earth, moon and sun in space and in the championship, and instead of horingeuch old lady had said, "y e r moight betther
other around a dinner tahlo, grow hoarse
proper positions to produce the eclipse.
had wint wid Mike Welsh. He’s a nice,
“ The ices were served in g ilt stars. and exhausted in shouting for their la quiet, daceut, good young man."
The host, who is an enthusiast in as­ vorite sou or the college of their son.—
“ I know ho is, maw,” the young wom­
tronomy, had a small telesco|ie monnteil Harper’s Weekly.
an replied. "H e's too good. I f Slobsy
on the roof for nso had the night been
don't g it full he'll bo all right.”
A G eorgiu M u le M ine.
clear, and. to lie frank, 1 had crammed
“ Yes, if ho don't," the mother re­
Squire Spndler has just discovered an
all the afternoon to be equal to the occa­
extensive bay mule mine on his farm sponded grim ly.
sion. It was love’s labor lost, however,
It really seemed ns i f the fates were
for we did not even go up to the roof, near here. The squire was fishing down against her accompanying Mr. Carroll,
by tho creek near where an old Indian
messengers being dispatched from time
mine was worked for mules, and lie w ;is for the very day lifter she laid consented
to time to return with the invariable
[ slio commenced to feel ill. Three days
attracted l>y a sound resembling the
cloudy report. But it was great fun,
later sho was unable to rise from her
bray of a mule coming from a little cave
and everybody laughed when lobster
bed, and the doctor was called in.
in
tho
bank
of
the
stream.
The
squire
cutlets a la totalite were served."—New
“ Your daughter w ill have a hard time
commenced
u
search
and
soon
discovered
Vork Times.
o f it," he told tho young lady's mother.
the ears of a mule protruding above the
1 A heavy fever set in, and on the evening
soft earth near the water. Work was at
I l l » l nt « mi t ioiiM ItY i m i m l eritto otl.
set for tile ball Miss Kelly was delirious.
There is a certain small boy living in once commenced and several fine speci­
Then the doctor said the critical time
mens
were
unearthed.
Tho
squire's
son-
the vicinity of the armory who lias con­
was at hand, and that the young wom­
in-law
started
with
ono
lino
specimen
to
cluded that the finding of a pocketbook
an's recovery ile|ier.ded as much on care­
is a misfortune. He picked up one the a mineralogist's to have it assayed, but ful nursing us his medicines. He said
it
bucked
and
jiini|>eil
with
him,
and,
other day on the street containing about
that uo noise should be made that would
ten dollars. Being on his way to the after sending him off on a voyage of dis­ disturb the patient. Miss Tessie Brady
covery
toward
the
planet
Saturn,
went
baker's lie generously paid a score of
said she would seo that the injunction
$1.8.1 that was "hung up" there against on • gracing spree in the adjacent cow- was carried out.
lot.
It
is
believed
that
the
mine
will
the family, ami then meandered down
Miss Brady hail come out in a now
town to invest another dollar in a b u f­ prove very profitable, and fodder and light since her iiiiend Maggie became
falo Bill gnu and ammunition. But corn have advanced to fifty dollars per ill. From the very first she bail been at
when he reached home maternal per- front foot.—Calhoun (Ga.) Times.
Miss Maggie's side.
suasion so quickened his conscience that
Without her the Kellys could have
A W om a n 's T «»rrll»te L x p e r le n c «.
he again started out in a sorrowful quest
obtained no rest, for a ceaseless vigil
A
farmer
named
Morraml
found
a
for the owner of the money, who was
was iiiaintaineil over the patient. For
woman lying underneath a tree near his
soon discovered.
tho first few nights Miss Brady went to
farm in St. Jerome parish. .She was
And it is further alleged that this
her own home shortly after midnight.
owner would not abate anything from alive, but almost a skeleton, unable to Mr. Carroll always loitered about the
speak
and
insane.
She
was
Matilda
tho full amount lost and that the man
neighborhood until Miss Uraily camt
who sold tho little fellow the gun refused Orapin, a domestic. Over a month age out. Then, while he was walking home
she
left
a
house
to
go
to
church,
but
had
to take it back after all tho circum­
with her. slut would tell him how Mag
never been heard o f again and was I h *-
stances had lnmn explained, so that even
gio was getting along.
to this day tho mention of Unit pocket- lieved to be dead. She had laid down
When the physician announced that
book causes a shallow to creep over tho under a tree where she and her dead hus­ nis patient's life hung only by a thread.
countenance o f that boy.—Springfield band had often sat together. She fell Miss Bradv neglected her work alto­
asleep and slept for tw o days, and when
(Maas.) Republican.
gether and remained constantly at the
she awoke she had lost her reason. Sin lieilside of her friend. She told Mr. Car
wandered about the woods for thirty- roll that Maggie might die at any mo­
Y ITrictlvri W ork t»y a I.mvy»>r.
A very Hmusing Incident occurred at five days, and never tasted anv food. ment. He could not believe it. "A ir ,
She obtained water from a brook. Since yer lie," he salil jocosely. Miss Brady
tho city hall a few days ugo.
A couple of men, while in a state of she has been found she has lw»on rational assured him that what she said was the
cheerfillness, became boisterous in their at times ami has told the above remark­ simple truth. Then he stared at her
wordy wurfure and were taken lieforo able story. She is in a very weak state. blankly and said. "G e e !"
—Montreal Cor. Minneapolis Tribune.
Judge Cavin.
When the doctor came that evening
A friend o f the two belligerents, who
he said he thought he'd stay awhile. He
A « lv ie « F r o m D o c to r*.
had also been looking upon the wine
F.vcry one shoultl know by this time that tolil Mrs. Kelly that if her daughter's
when it was red, appeared as counsel for it i* ilsngt roua to n*k n doctor’s or a law­ sense's did not return by midnight she
them.
yer’s advice even in the most casiisl nnd might expect the worst.
The self constituted attorney had talk­ public manner unless one expect» to pay
That evening saw the father and
ed but a moment, however, when Judge him for it. There i. a well nuthentiented mother, with Miss Bradv. sitting at the
story
of
a
man
in
New
York
who
chanced
Cavin said, “ Discharge the prisoners and
bedside of the social queen of Cherry
to remark to a celebrated physieian once:
lock tip their attorney."
Hill. The neighbors who were obliged
“ Doctor, have yon any sure means of
to go up and down stairs did so oil tip­
The order was complied with amid an preventing seasickness?”
toe and made no sound in the halls.
outburst of laughter.—Galveston News.
"Certainly,'' said the doctor.
Then the doctor came in. examined
"W hat is it’ "
.Mr. K le in '* P r iv a t e lla in .
“ Stay on shore!" said the physician nnd the young woman, and said he might
The story of a wonderful phenomenon srnt the man his hill.
want some one to go to the nearest drag
Another gentleman, who was a vale­ store in a hurry. Miss Brady said she
come* from Roseville, nineteen miles
west of Topeka, on the Union i’ aoifto. tudinarian. met a doctor of his nis|uaint
would look after that matter and
For nineteen days, it is said, rain fell in­ sure on the street one day.
straightway proceeded to the street door,
"Doctor,” said he. “ I'm glad l met you. where Mr. Carroll was standing patient­
cessantly on the orchard Udonging to
Do you know. I ’m so weak that the least
11. Klein, a prominent Reasville resident. hit of walking on these pav, ments tin 's me ly
In a few words she told him of Mis«
This orchard is in the town and is bound­ mit What do you think I ’ll better takel
Kelly's rendition and warned him not to
ed on the east by Mr. Klein's residence,
" A horse ear, I guc-
'•aid the do t->r
on the other three sides by Uni's of fences. crustily. And he. I ihi . sent in n little go away, as he might be needed at any
moment.
The rain did not fall outside of Mr. memorandum of the amount due forties
She returned up stairs in time to hear
Klein’s premises, but for nineteen days wise- prescription. Youth’s i'onipaniou.
the physician say that he was not yet
there was no intermission in the fail,
able to tell what the result would be
A O res t Sound.
and it was only stopped by a cold snap.
"Did you advise Bowler to cultivate his Mrs Kelly liegan to sob softly, while
—Cor. Chicago Inter Ocean.
her husband every now and then brushed
voice’ “
the ln»rk of one l and across his eyes
"Y e*."
A M h orkn l K ip r r t .
“ Oh, mercy! What for’ "
Finally the mother's heart could stand
Expert (engaged in examining tho ac­
" A rain producing machine " Chicago it no longer She stopped softly over to
counts of the late Bnstall bnnkV— I near
Inter Ocean.
the lied and knelt tv-dde It.
ly fainted with surprise today
Never
Then she extended one arm and ever
received such a shock In my life.
T h e y ’ l l H e Safe.
so slowly and gently placed it beneath
Depoeitor (tremnlonsly)— What was u •
First Hurglar—Here comes a policeman
her daughter's head. The other arm
Expert -Some of the stock oti which H ow oan w e get rid o f hUnf
the bank o(Beefs loaned tponi'y to them
Secoud Burglar — l e t ’s pretend to be was put half way aronnd the girl's body
•elves was g o tfl.-N e w York Weekly
tight lug. —Truth.
V .
t
The figure beside the lied began to sway
to and fro, and from the mother's lips
there issued a lullaby that had not been
heard in the K elly household for years
A t first it was faint, like a sigh, hut
soon grew a little louder and steadier
The physieian came in. looked for a mo­
ment, and then turned away without a
word.
It seemed like hours to Miss Brady-
before the physician again came in. He
raised his finger to the mother, and the
singing and rocking ceased.
A fte r
watching the patient for a moment he
hastily wrote a prescription. He handed
it to Miss Brady and told her the quicker
the medicine was procured the more
chance there was of saving the patient's
lifo.
The young woman went sw iftly down
the stairs and to the door. Mr. Carroll
was there.
“ Slobsy,” she said excitedly, “ go over
to the drug store an g it this quick. If
you don’t hurry up, M ag"----
But Slobsy was already gone. He
dashed across the street and around the
com er like a flash. A moment later the
drug store door was thrown violently
open and Mr. Carroll bounded in.
He approached a clerk with Titian
hair and said;
"H e y , young feller! Gimme this’*
quick ez yer kin.”
He then threw tho prescription on the
counter. The clerk picked it up in a
leisurely manner anil scanned it careless­
ly. Then he asked, “ A re you in a
hurry?”
“ Y a ir,” Mr. Carroll responded, sur­
prised that any one would think other
wise.
“ W ell, you’ll have to wait until your
hurry's over,” came from the other in a
cool, breezy manner.
Mr. Carroll’s brow lowered ominously
“ S-aa-y, young feller,” he said, very
slowly and distinctly, “ do you mean
that?”
“ O f course I ” — The clerk never got
nny farther than that, nor could any ono
who happened to lie in the place at the
time tell just what happened. They saw
something bound over the counter
heard a thud, saw the proprietor run
out, wave his arms, and then saw a piece
of pai>er thrust into his hand.
“ Gimme that quick or I'll break yer
jaw , see!" they heard a voice exclaim
and then they saw a young man throw
some money on tho counter and dash
out of the place at his best speed. Slobsy
handed the package to Miss Brady, ami
a moment later the physician hail ad
ministered it. For another half hour
they waited. Mrs. K elly went into the
kitchen. The patient was lying quite
still now. and the doctor was bending
over her.
Suddenly her eyes opened.
They
rolled from one side to the other in an
inquiring way. Then the lips were
parted, anil from them came faintly
“ Where’s me ole woman?”
"She'll come through all right now,"
tho doctor said, and Miss Braily com­
menced to cry. A few moments later
and tho doctor passed out o f the house
A block away he was followed by a
square shouldered young man who
walked with a swagger. The doctor
was in a hard neighborhood, so he
grasped his heavy cane more firmly.
The figure soon came up with him anil
stopjied. The physician looked into the
other's face and half raised his cane
Then the other spoke. He said:
“ Hey, Doc. On the dead level, is"----
“ Well?" asked the physician sharply
“ fs she—she dfrad, you kfiotv, up
there?" indicating tho Kellys' home with
his finger.
“ Oh. no!” he answered, with a feeling
o f relief. “ She’ll be out again in a week
or two.”
Then the inan o f medicine wondered
why tho other shook his hand so heartily
ami prix'eeiled to execute softly a jig on
the sidewalk.—Charles A. Broadhead in
N ew York Evening Sun.
T o o L a te w ith H i* O bjections.
A marriage ceremony at Ronebnrg
waa interrupted ip a KHnsational manner
a few eYeuings ngu. Charles Minkler, a
freight con«Jhctor at Woodburn, was the
groom, and Lottie Cruzen, of Roseburg,
the bride. During the ceremony the of­
ficiating minister asked if any one had
any reason why the ceremony should not
proceed.
A young dry goods clerk of Roseburg,
named Marinis, stepped forward, saying
he had serious objections. He euid he
wanted to see and speak with the girl
privately. He was put out of the house
and a pistol was found in his pocket. He
said he had always wanted to marry the
girl, but had never gathered courage to
tell her of his feelitigs.—San Francisco
Chronicle._________
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e dicin es
fail. Hundreds have been saved who have beeD
given up to die by friends and physicians.
acts
SO LD
H I
ALL
D H C V C ilS T N .
Hercules Gas Engine
(G A S O R G A S O L IN E )
> fOr Power Or Pumping Purposes.
The Cheapest Bel fable Gas Esglae
A m L D PHYS,C
on the M arket.
ONE P ILL FOR A DOSE.
A m ovem ent o f the b o w els each d a y is necessary fo r
health. T h ese p ills s u p p ly w h at the system lacks to
m ake it regu lar. T h e y cu re H eadache, brigh ten the
E yes and c le a r th e C om p lexion better than cos­
metics. T h e y act m ild ly , n eith er g rip e n or sicken as
oth er p ills do. T o co n vin ce y o u o f th eir m erlta wa
w ill m ail sam ples free, o r a fu ll box fo r 25 cents. Sol**
•v a ry w h e rc . lioaaak o M ed. Co., P h ilad elp h ia, P
O
ut o p
E n o in b
P um p .
anv
MASQUERADES, PARADES,
1 1 1
When in Portland lie sure to take in
the greatest novelty at the Exposition.
W e shall bake biscuits and cake every
afternoon and evening on our pretty
Jewel (las Stove. Everybody cordially
invited to have a bisenit with us and see
tiie wonderful merits of Golden West
Baking; Powder proved by actual work.
CL0S3ET&DEVERS,
r o it r ii.iM ),
o r
.
M ERCURIAL
A ll
T I I K T H E 1 T K I C %l S
Everything in the above line. Costumes, Wigs,
Beards, Projierties, Opera and Play Books, etc.,
furnished at greatly reduced rates and in supe­
rior quality by the oldest, largest, best renowned
and therefore onlv reliable. Theatrical Supply
House on the Pacific Coast. Correspondence so­
licited. G oldstein & Co., 26, 28 amt 30 O’Farrell
street, also 800 Market street, San Francisco. We
supply all Theaters on the Coast, to whom we re-
sj>ectfully refer.
Wm* S im plicity It B e a t « the W o r ld .
I t o ils Its e lf fro m a R e s e rr o ir.
K o C a rb u re to r to g e t o n t o f o rd e r.
N o B a tte rie s o r E le c tric S p ark ,
A. FELDBNHEIM-
ER, Leading Jew­ T l runs w ith a Cheaper Grade o f Gasoline than an *
eler of the Pacific
other Kngine.
Northwest, keeps a
i i m d ron cA T A X oetra t o
large stock of all
SECRET SOCIETY
BADGES on hand. P A L J M E R & R E Y , M a n u f a c t u f s M .
Best goods at low­
est figures. Badges
Si iuNM Stml Su Frucaa. hi.
made to order.
—AND—
SOCIETY
BAD6ES.
PO R T LA N D . OREGON.
EOCENE.
RHEUMATISM
Brooklyn Hotel
208-212 Bush St., San Francisco.
This favorite hotel is under the management
of CHARLE8 MONTGOMERY, and is as good if
not the best Family aud Business Men’s Hotel
in San Francisco.
FRAZER AXLE Home Comforts! Cuisine Unexcelled I
le s tin th e W o rld ip n r A P T
let the G e n u in e !!jlir f i n i
Sold EwrywherelU I 1 L H U t
»M R S . W IN S LO W S
FiBt-class service »n il the highest standard ol
respectability guaranteed, (hir rooms « in nm be
surpassed tor neatness no t o*m/ort Bn*rd and
room per dsy, It.it, »1.50, It T5 »m i »J.On t»mrd
snd room per week, $7 to |12; single rooms 50c
to »1. Free coach to and from hotel.
have : i
ITCHTN’O TTLB3 knovr-i hr r—-•F'orU
Youm
n n T
(7(7 /
A d v ic e .
Dr. X. (the celebrated physician who
makes, we art» told, 150,000 francs a year by
hi* practice)—Well, sir, when* do you suf­
fer*
Patient—Here, sir, in the pit of my
stomach. It hurts me dreadfully when I
pn*ss against it.
Dr. X.—Well, then, sir, you tnu*t take
can* never to pn*ss against it. (Patient dis­
missed after paying his fee of J iouis.)—
Phare du Bosphore.
V. P. N. U. Xo. 612—8. F. X'. ü . X’ o. 5SH
/ j/ / r
A
ko porsriraîiGji, cause
. on:n#
-hen wairn. T h :» f ;nr> a :.t L i - I N I '.
B L Ä Ä D IN * o r P H O T B U D I N G F L t* l* d
TIF.LTT a t o v e r TO
D*- B0 SA*8-K0 S PILE REMEDY,
whl h a.vs dlrecv.y en
absorb« tumors, alla vs ite Lung, effectmr
O • p^rriaiV'nt
f /L L W
Pririe 6V.
9T auuL Dr. Bosanko, FhLLtdel^hi*. P *
•‘ H E T H A T W O R K S E A S I L Y . W O R K S
S U C C E S S F U L L Y .” C L E A N H O U S E W IT H
This Trade Mark !» ™ the b e«
W A T E R P R O O F COAT
Hostetter McGinnis—Have you apoken
with the heir professor yet, Miss l"pper- pfuatrated
In the World t
O at« -¿u®
crust’
A. J. TOW tR. BOSTON. MASS.
Mis» ripper-crust—No. The German gut­
Plao’i liemotly t- r i'v trrli I* th*
tural» are «o decollete that they offend my
Be*t, Eaitt' : to V a*, and Cheapeat.
ear».
“ Kr—decollete?”
CATA R R M
"Yes. So low In th. neck, you know."— i
Pc Id by
ot «amt h j niail.
Texaa Sifting,
BV.
u.
—A—
IM PR O V E D
Mr. J .C . Jones, o f Fulton, A rk ., says of
n R I R | “ About ten years ago 1 con
Is a Special brand of Burning Oil. which we
ESSI tract ed a severe case o f blood manufacture
expressly for F A M IL Y USE.
poison. Leading physicians prescribed I T IS A P K K F E C T I I . I O H N * T ( I K .
H e W an ted Q uick Return*.
I
T
IS
H
IG H F I K K rF.ST.
“ As I was sitting in a railroad station m edicine a fte r medicine, which I took
i r i* o r L N ir o itr i q u a l it y .
the other day waiting for a train,” said a without any relief. I also tried mercu­
W e gu aran tee it to be the h ig h e s t possible
traveler, “ I saw a 4-year-old boy walk up to rial and potash remedies, with uusuc- GRADE OF ILLUMINATING OIL. Ask fur it.
n box which had been pi act'll there to re­
8 TA N D * R D O IL C O M P A N Y .
ceive the contributions of the charitable,
drop a penny in the slot and pull the pad­
lock. Evidently he bad mistaken the box
for a penny-in-the-slot candy machine. eessful result s, but which brought on an
When he found that he got nothing, he attack o f mercuri 1 r. eumatism that
called to his mother, who wins sitting near. made m y life oue o f agony. A fte r suf-
She tried to explain to her young son that eriug fou r years I gave up a ll remedies
he couldn't get candy from that box, but and commenced nsing S. S. S. A fte r
that he would have the pleasure of know­ taking several bottles. I was entirely
ing that his penny would buy something rured and able to resume work.
K A X K W O O IS K T .A g e n t, P o r t la n d , O r
nice for some other little child. But the K K K 9 | is tho greatest m edicine fo r
little boy didn't appear to grasp this, in JCSSyCS blood poisoning to-day on
fact he paid no heed to it, and there was the market.”
nothing for the mother to do but to take
Treatise on Bl^nl ami Skin Diseases mailed
him to a machine that, yielded quick re­ tree.
S w ir r 8 r a c m o Co.. A tlaate, Qo.
turns for the money.” - New York Suu.
G errtan G u tturals.
C O N S T IP A T IO N .
HUNT’S REMEDY
DR. GUNN’S
Hood’s sv>C ures
—AND—
Cures Intemperance, Nervous Diseases, General
Debility, Female Weakness and Excesses.
T he B uyers ’ G uide is published the first of
each month. It is issued in the interest of all
consumers. It gives the lowest cash quotations
on everything in the grocery line. It wilt save
you money to consult it. Mailed free to anv
address on application. Don’ t be witboiut it. ft
costs you nothing to gel it. It quotes w holesale
prices direct to the consumer. Mention this
paper. Address
-
INDIGESTION
HUNT’S REMEDY
JO N E S ’
—THE—
CASH
Buyers’ Guide S T O R E
130 F r o n t S tr e e t,
-F O P .-
Bladder, Urinary and Liver Diseases, Dropsy
Gravel and Diabetes are cured by
M r. A lb e r t H a r t le y o f H u d son ,
N . C ., w a s ta k en w ith P n eu m on ia.
H is b ro th er had ju s t d ied fro m it.
W h e n h e fou n d his d o c to r c o u ld not
r a lly h im he to o k on e b o ttle o f G e r ­
m an S y ru p and cam e ou t soun d and
w e ll.
M r. S. B. G a rd in er, C lerk
w ith D r u g g is t J. E . Barr, A u ro ra ,
T e x a s , p re v e n te d a bad a ttack o f
p neu m on ia b y ta k in g G e rm a n S y ru p
in tim e.
H e w a s in th e business
and k n e w the d a n g er. H e used the
g re a t re m e d y — B osch ee’ s G erm an
S y r u p — fo r lu n g diseases.
<S
JONES* C A S H
THE GREAT CURE
KIDNEY,
“G e r m a n
S y ru p
FR EE
P raise is G ood
if,
9 a n d II Fro n t St., S a n F r a n c is c o .
Use Enameline Stove Polish; no dust, no smell.
T ry G erme a for breakfast.
DOCTOR
W R IT T E N ,
Of the diseases to which it is adapted with the
Isn’ t It likely to be the medicine for
best results, Hostetter's Stomach
hitters, a fam­
■ ‘ Bf"
Sold by druggists everywhere.
ily medicine, comprehensive in its scope, has you f
never been thrust upon public attention in the
guise of a universal panacea for bodily ills.
This claim, daily arrogated in the columns of
tiie daily press by the proprietors of medicines
far inferior to it ns specifics, tins in a thousand
instances disgusted the public in advance by its
absurdity, and tiie prospects of other remedies
of superior qualities have been hatidicapjaid by
the pretensions of their worthless predecessors,
but the American people know, because they
have verified the fact by the most trying tests,
that the bitters possesses the virtues of a real
specific in eases ot malarial and liver disorder,
constipation, nervous, rheumatic, stomach and
kidney trouble. What it does it does thorough­
ly, and mainly for this reason it is indorsed and
recommended by hosts of respectable medical
men.
_________
T h e M a id o f K u ti*b »n .
Another jxolitical legion is gone. In
Franco tho Maid of Ratisbon, who by
her intrepidity saved a whole French
army ffoin destruction during the
Napoleonic wars, has long been believed
in no less im plicity than Joan of Arc or
Jeanne Hachette of Beauvais or the
Maid o f Saragossa. General Marbot, in
his memoirs, gives the true version of
the Htory. A fte r the assault upon Ratis
bon, he says, he was in command of a
column which was ordered to occupy a
hrivlgo affording the only line of retreat
for the Austrians. “ Losing my way
among tho streets of the town,” he goes
on to say, “ 1 suddenly saw a young
woman spring up before me, crying
‘Save me. 1 am a Frenchwoman.' She
was a dressmaker established in business
ut Ratisbon. 1 asked her to show us the
way to the bridge, but as wo were still
under fire, she was afraid. Thereupon
1 ordered her to be led by the arm at
tho head of the column by tw o grena
diers. She shrieked, but it was of no
use. One of the grenadiers was wound
ed in the arm, and the blood spurted
over the |K>or, terrified woman. She
fainted ami had to t>e carried. Napo­
leon, having heard tho story, asked to
seo the little dressmaker and compli­
mented her upon the service she had
rendered the army. This was the origin
of the legend.” — London News.
BE
jilt'd with the testi­
mony of women w ho
have’ been made well
and strong by Dr.
P i e r c e 's F a v o r i t e
Prescription.
I t ’ s a m edicine
that's made especially
_ to build up w omen’s
^strength and to cure
women's ailments —
au invigorating, re­
storative tonic, soothing cordial, and
bracing nervine; purely vegetable, non­
alcoholic. anil perfectly harmless. For
all the functional derangements, pain­
ful disorders, and chronic weaknesses
that afflict womankind, the “ Favorite
Prescription” is the only guaranteed
remedy.
I t must have been the medicine for
most women, or it couldn't be sold on
any such terms.
I
T BajdTune.
Fa
SAPOLIO
R H E U M A T IS M
C U R E D B Y T H E USE OF
Moore’s Revealed Remedy.
Am at» Omatetw, January 10.—I can state with pleasure that by the nae at
MCK 'RK - RFVK VLFr» RFM£I>Y my husband n
relieved rom an old caw o'
RHFfM ATIcM and my mungeat hov i-aced entirely of t>*FLAJtMATORY KHKT
SI ATIiilf when th. b a r icetoe I non id gw did Mai n . good r .'*r» in rrarltad»
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