JOHN BULL ON ITS WAY WEST. The Triumphant I’ a .sa ero f an Old E n rfn . T h r o u g h N ew J * r »e jf. N o acid except that from the grape is used in the Royal Raking Powder, Tlie R oyal imparts that P o W d e ^ peculiar sweet­ ness, flavor and delicacy noticed in the finest cake, biscuit, 4 rolls, etc., which * e x p e r t pastry cooks 4 4 declare is unobtainable 4 by the use o f any other 4 4 4 4 Absolutely* Pure lea ven in g agent. A d m ir a t io n W e ll D is tr ib u te d . Anti « f a c t i o n A f t e r F i v e Y e a r « . A Broadway ear came bow ling “ I n ever w*e n man rid© a bicycle »lo n g towurd the jin. toflico one after­ without m entally raising m y liat to noon recently when the slush and him,” said Luke ( Iror., who is at the mud in the street were au inch or tw o Laclede. “ It looks so easy and seems deep. A well known federal office­ to come to a limn so naturally that holder stood on the down town cross­ when I was advised to ride to get rid ing at Barclay street. He had a o f dyspepsia J purchased a inachii.o and had it sent home. E very even­ woman with him. A s the ear approached ho put up ing fo r a month I tried to learn to his hand authoritatively. Tho d river ride it, and theadvice I had tendered motionod that ho would stop at the me from ueighhors on tlie other side upper crossing, as the rules pro- o f tlie fence was sufficient to have leribed. The governm ent official educated a man in almost any art or stamped his foot and pointed to the science under the sun. But it failed Spot where he stood as much as to to teach me how to ride the machine, as did the salesman who lmd guar­ say: anteed that I could ride anywhere “ You w ill stop right here.” H e got fooled. The cur whizzed in a week. By the tim e I had cut by and stopped on the corner where m y face twice and skinned tho hacks the driver said it would. The fed­ o f m y hands and the fronts o f m y eral officer waded through tho mud, shins, I gave it up and sold tho ma­ dragging the woman a fter him, and chine at half price to m y next door entered the ear. The conductor gavo neighbor. Ho lmd about learned tho tho signal, and tho yellow car went trick by watching m y failures, and I his graceful riding is a constant re­ rolling on up town. W hen lie had gone a block or two, proach to me. But I still affirm tlie tho driver stopped his whistling, feat is not so easy as it looks."—St. glanced cautiously back into the cur, Louis Globe Democrat. and then said: M iir v e lo im L o n d o n . “ That man pluyed mo dirt when I London is center—aye, soul—o f tho g o t me nat’ralizashun papers five years ago. li e made m e w ait fu r British empire, and England without him fur t’ree hours, and I never fo r­ the metropolis is “ H am let” minus tho Prince o f Denmark. g o t his face.” The traveler who whirls into this And then tho d river resumed his whistling, which he kept up during vastest o f human hives, w ith its 0,000- 000 o f inhabitants, cannot ho any­ the entire trip.—N e w Y ork Herald. thing hut a profoundly impressed spectator. D ia m o n d * F o r K v e r y Man. Londou contains one-eighth o f "D o you know that when your Great Britain's jxipulation, lias a shoes glisten w ith a polish they are larger daily delivery o f letters than reully covered w ith diamonds :” asked all Scotland, a birth every four m in­ a shoemaker the other day o f one o f utes, a death every six, and tho lord his patrons. “ This is true,” he con­ mayor, “ prince o f parvenus,” holds tinued, “ and I w ill show you why. passing sw ay over a greater uuinbor Bonedust, which is the principal in­ o f his fe llo w mortals than tho king gredient o f shoe! ducking, is almost o f Holland. pure carbon. T lie diamond, you Though this miniature world num­ know, is t he purest form o f carbon. bers m ore Jews than Palestine, more W h en this paste has been Bineared Italians than Rome, m ore Germans over your she: . tlie friction o f tho than Hanover, it remains an Anglo- polishing brush < i \ stnllizcs the black­ Saxon c ity .—S. P. Cadnian in Go- in g and converts it into millions of doy's. ______ infinitesimally small diamonds, and A W o m a n ' * L u n c h in g llooni. every man with a shine on his shoes A man lias opened a woman's lunch­ m ay revel in tho knowledge that he weurs a cluster o f diamonds on his ing room in Boston in one o f the busiest sections on a novel plan, at feet. " —Philadelphia lii ■« >rd. least for this country. A large table I n t e r i o r D in tr a ct Io n* . in tho center o f the room is attract­ “ D' you liv e here? By Jove! 1 ively set out with a g o o d variety o f should think that boiler factory op­ food suitable for a wholesome, palat­ posite must d rive you mod.” able, inexiiensive luncheon. Coffee “ N ot at all, m y boy. N ever hear and tea are provided, and com forta­ it. Got a baby inside there teeth ble chairs with a projecting arm in g.” —Comic Cuts. upon which to rest cup and plate stand about. The customer selects her luncheon, waiting upon licrsclf, f t pours her levera g e anil withdraw ing to a chair cats it. A fterw ard she pays what she considers a suitable price, the matter lieing left to her sense o f honor. N ew Y ork Times. ‘August Flower" I had been troubled five months w ith Dyspepsia. I had a fullness after eating, and a heavy load in the pit of my stomach. Sometimes a deathly sickness would overtake inc. I was working for Thomas M cHenry,Druggist, Allegheny City, Pa., in whose employ I had been for seven years. I used August Flower for two weeks. I was relieved ofall trouble. I cau now eat things I dared not touch liefore. I have gained twenty pounds since my re­ covery. J. D. Cox, Allegheny, Pa. The I Waterprocf Coat In the s p p / ra W ORI.D I m t i 'orni p f* n i buy a coat II t loi Cal .. . . » u . wan-tnted wafer rd. st stu ro. IT t ridi' »« coat. a • i Brooklyn Hotel 201-21! Bush St., Son Francisco. T h is f a v o r it e h o te l la m u te r th e m a n a g e m e n t o f C H A U L E * M O N U iO M K K Y . a m t l* * * * » hh I If n o t th e lic it K a m il) a m i B u sin ess M e n 's H o te l In San K ram taro. Home Comforts! Cuisine Unexcelled! F irst-cla ss s e r v ic e a m t th e h ig h e s t s ta n d a r d «»I res|**ctn d itty g u a r a n tc « <1. O ur r< *>»«.« r.in n o f b> »urpCures “ A fe w years ago m y health fa iled me. A lte r much persuasion I com ­ ’ ■ m enced to take H ood’s Hood’ S P i l l s Cure all Liver Ills. old en Baking Ponder Q A S H P R P E S INDIGESTION —AND— CO N STIPATIO N . CURE T H A T C Regulator nf tiie Liverand Kitintys o u g h “ —A S P E C IF IC F O R — WI TH 25ct&« Scrofula, Rheumatism, S h i lo b s oocts., and Salt Hheum, 1 NeuraMa o And Ail Other Blood and Skin Diseases. * CURE SI.00per Bottle? One cent a dose. T h is G r e at C ouoh C urb promptly cures where all others fuil. Coughs, Croup, ©ore Throat, Hoarseness, Whooping Cough anti Asthma. For Consumption it nns no rival: has cured thousands, and will CURE YOU if taken in time. Sold oy Druggists ou a guar­ antee. For a Lame Back or Ch^st. use S H ILO H ’S BE LLA D O N N A PLASTER.25C. It Is a p o sitive cure fo r all those p a in fu l, d e li­ cate com plaints and co m plicated trou bles and weaknesses com m on am ong our w ives, m others am i daughters. T h e effect is im m ediate and la stin g . T w o o r th ree doses o f I> r . P ardee ’ s R emedy taken d a ily keeps the blood cool, th e liv e r and kidn eys act­ iv e , and w ill e n tire ly eradicate from the system all traces o f Scrofula, Salt R h eu m , o r any o th er form o f blood disease. N o m edicin e eve r in trod uced in this co u n try has m et w ith such ready sale, n o r giv en >ucn u niversal satistaction w h e n ev er used as that of V V catarrh _________ REM EDY, jl o h I D r . P ardee ' s R em edy . .lave you Catarrh ? This remedy is guaran­ teed to cure you. Price, 50 eta. Injector free. T h is rem edy has been used in th e hospitals throu ghou t the o ld w orld fo r the past tw enty- I fiv e years m k specific fo r the a b o r t diseases, ! and it has and w ill cure when a ll o th e r so-called re m e d ie s fa il. j Send fo r pam p hlet o f testim on ials from those I v l %t| T E C H T H E A T R I C I I S . ! w ho have been cu red by its use. D ruggists sell E ve ry th in g in the above lin e. Costumes, W igs, ; it at $1.00 per bottle. T ry it and be co n vin ced . Beards, Properties, Opera and Play Books, etc., | F o r sale by fu rn ish ed at g rea tly reduced rates and in supe­ rio r q u a lity b y the oldest, largest, best renowned and th e refo re only reliable Theatrical Supply House on the Pacific Coast. Correspondence so­ licited . G o l d s t e in & Co., 26, 28 and 30 O’ Farrell 9 and II Front St., San Fran cisco. street, also 800 M arket street, 8an Francisco. We supply a ll Theaters on the Coast, to w hom we re­ sp e ctfu lly refer. MACK W hips and Leather. & C O ., KIDNEY, HARNESS, Saddles, Collars, W H OLESALE. Harness, per set,|7.00, |10.00, $12.00, $15.01; Elegant j Bladder, U rin a ry and L iv e r Diseases, D ropsy Style, $20.00. $25.00. Had dies, rawhide covered trees. ; G ra vel and Diabetes are cu red by $4.00, >8.00. $12.00. $15.00, $20.00 $25.00, $50.00, $40.00. Plow Harness, $15.00 to $25 00. Team Harntss, $20. $25.00, $30.00, all with the celeorated n o w a d Horse Collars. The -‘Jim Corbett” Curt Harness, price $12.00, Ket Breast Collars, is a “ knock out.” Brl dies, Rohes Blankets, Bits, etc. C flD D IP I f A l IIC Q In this line unequaled send l U n D ill V ft L U C O a check or money order with order to HUNT’S REMEDY THE BEST KIDNEY AND LIVER MEDICINE. W. DAVIS S l SON, MANUFACTURERS, 4 1 0 M a r k e t S tr e e t, Ban Francisco, California. DR. GUNN S HUNT’S REMEDY ONION Cures B r ig h t’s Disease, R eten tion o r N on-re­ ten tion o f U rine, Pains in the Back, Loins o r Side. HUNT’S REMEDY Cures In tem p era n ce, Nervou s Diseases, G en eral D eb ility , Fem ale W eakness and Excesses. COLDS AND CROUP. HUNT’S REMEDY G R A N D M O T H E R ’S ADVICE. In raising a fam ily of nine children, my only rem­ edy for Coughs, Colds and Croup waa onion syrup. It 1* just as efTectivo to-day as it was forty years ago. j Cures Biliousness, H eadach e, Jau ndice, Sour Now my grandchildren take Dr. Ounn'i Onion Syrup which is already prepared and more pleasant to the Stom ach, Dyspepsia, C on stipation and P iles. taste. Sold everywhere. Large bottles 60 cent«. Tako no substitute for iW There'* nothing « « good HUNT’S REMEDY Hercules Gas Enginu (G A S O H G A 9 0 L I N K ) * M a d e f o r P o w e r o r P u m p in g P u r p o « « » The Cheapest Reliable Oaa Eugin« on the Market. Or E n gin e AfvO P u m p . I t f f 's • t O N C E on th e K i d n e y ? , I I v e r ! and B o w e l s , re -to rin g them to a h ea lth y ac­ tion, and C l 1 K H A » w h en a ll o th e r m edicin es | fa il. H undreds h ave been saved w ho h ave been giv en up to d ie by frien d s and ph ysician s. S O l.l) HV A L L D K I U U I9 T S . FRAZER AXLE GREASE 3 estintheWorld!| Set the Senuine! Sold Everywhere !1 MW Mini I f . —FOR— l ’ c u r l C o l o r e d G la s * H e a d * . Venice owes tlie accumulation o f great wealth from a new industry to one o f her natives named Joquin. It was in the year 1051? that he observed that tho scales o f a fish called the bleakfish possessed the property o f g ivin g a m ilk y hue to water. A fte r experim enting with it. he discovered that when beuds were dipiied into it A ii E c o n o m ic a l T r ip . and then dried they assumed the ap­ T w o girls who went to Europe by pearance o f pearls. This covering, themselves last year and saw sonic however, was easily worn away, aud thing o f Ireland, o f Wales, much of successive experiments led to tho the 1 leanty o f rural England, si>ent manufacture o f hollow glass lieails, P u r ity a n d tw o wt cks in London, three ill Paris, A DcNcription o f l ilp lin g . all blown separately, then polished went through to t lenoa, did some A l L e a v e n i nll, with a pinirl fo r a clapper, are exactly like the eves in use at tj o the fifth was a eup, with a foot of The duke pocketed the twopence, think­ present time, which are made wholly gold and four little ehaius, each end ing the adventure very original. More­ over. it was the first time in his life that of glass Notes and Queries. § / # • i T C H I N d P T L E S know n b v tno?«tnf* is! with u large jiourl. He hail also he had ever earned any money by his H H A J W h ttk e p «r * p ir «tia n , oau*e in ten s« Retata© 11f l W im whon w arn. This f'rm and BLIND. tw o emerald vasi's worth 300,000 own labor. V f i H N I if PB O l K U D I i r a n k M lit* I * c k t d #1/1/ YIE LD AT ONUB TO crowns each. St. Louis Republic. rtn T DM. B0 SA*»-K0‘$ PILE REMEDY, “ Gentlem en,” saul un indignant M o d e l c i t y t o t i e H n tlt. Iff# / w*v. h * c a d ir e c t'y on parts effected passenger on a Third avenue car, A "City of the Future,” such as R>1- I w v * »».s o rt* tum or*. » I U t s :U ty n *.effecttn* H e l p i n g it M » n A l o n g . « r '.an •••.• on re. Pr>-»e N V . P r o m e t s lamy dreamed of. will be shown at the ( n / t l L Z C O O orut-4.*. " w ill nuuo o f you get up and g iv e Dr. toaaoko. Ftnlsdelplu«, Pw Tram p— Beg your pardon, sir. i World's fair of Paris, which is planned this old lady a seat:" “ 111 thank hut for the year 1900. you. sir,"sn a p p 'd the lady, “ to in Affable Party Oh. that's all right, The inventions Nouvellos proposes a tend to your own affairs. I am in t sovT*MurNO certainly. Don't g iv e it another departure from the usual toy arrange- j [M R S. WINSLOW S S 0 » . old as you are by 80 years, if I at i O * C H IL D R E N T E E T H IN C - thought. W hen you stopp'd me, I incut of miniature nnxlel*. F.iffel towers, I - K a r « F s ie by *11 l ' n i f f M » . t r a t * • b attle. any judge o f a p'rson's ago." Tim didn't know hut you wanted a quar­ etc., and advocates the erection of a city , indignant pissenger got off at tin' ter or something o f that sort, and on a site sufficiently large to illustrate next station.—Texas Sittings. you only wanted to I v g m y |>urdou! practically all the most promim rt new Grunted freely I God hits» you, my inventions, as well as the fruits of mod- 1 T h e D ea th o f a lt«»trl K ee p er. PI SO S C U R C F O R ern electro technique. Tlie cost of erect- ■ C o n s u m p tiv e * and people Colonel Taft, tin* Boston Itoniface. man! Boaton Transcript ing this future model city is to be cov­ who have weak lurigs o r A n ti­ died, as probably lie would ha\ .< ni*, should use Piso’ s Cure fo r V e r y S i m Ing. ered by renting ont the houses, hotels, j Consumption. It has c u re d olloseil to die, o f iiullgi'stioli He W : s O ld T o llivcr Look at young Work- etc., as well as all the stores to the ex- j th o u sa n d *, ft has not injur­ the moat famous o f N ew Knglm l hard, sir ed one. It is no*, bad to take He sux'ixl his money at hibitors. At the close o f the exposition it is the best cough syrup. landlords, mid many a tine p iir t f college. What did you save, sir: the entire site, with buildings, etc.. will Sold everyw h ere t è e . legs has grow n tremulous under tlie be utilized as the nucleus for a netv c o n s u m p t io n . Young T olliver (calmly hut im ­ doul tables at Point 81iirley. 8aa quarter of ths city of Pans.—Philadel­ pressively!- 1 saved my braitia, sir.- p h i a R e c o r d __________________________________ • Frair^isco Argyuaut, " “ THE GREAT CURE 2?c. MASQUERADES, parades , a m i is tired , w ill fin d a specia l h elp in D o c to r P ie r c e ’s F a v o r it o P r e ­ scrip tio n . P e r f e c t l y h arm less in a n y co n d i­ tio n o f th e fe m a le sys­ tem . I t p ro m o te s a ll the n a tu ra l fu n ction s, and b u ild s up, strength en s, re gu la te s, a n d cures. F o r w p m e n a p p roa ch ­ in g con fin em en t, nurs­ in g m oth ers, and e v e r y w ea k , r u n - d o w n , d e li­ c a te w om a n , it is an in ­ v ig o r a t in g , su p p o rtin g p e c u lia r ly a d a p ted t o th e ir PUBLISHERS Printing Material and Machinery T r y G e r m e a fo r b r e a k fa s t. THE WOMAN WHO WORKS, -A N D - W e o ffer One H undred Dollars reward for any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by H a ll’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. C H E N E Y CO., For sale at lowest prices and most advantageous • Toledo, O. term s at W e, the u ndersigned, have know n K. J. Che­ ney fo r the last fifteen years, and b elie ve him per fee ly h on orable in a ll business transactions and fin a n cia lly able to curry out a ny o bliga tion s m ade by tn e ir firm. W EST & T R U A X , W holesale Druggists, Toledo, O. W A L D IN G , K IN N A N & M A R V IN , W holesale Druggists, Toledo, O. H a ll's C atarrh Cure is i taken in te rn a lly .a c tin g d ire c tlv upon tlie blood and mucous surfaces of P O R T L A N D OR. the system. Testim on ials sent free. Price, 75 W rite fo r prices aud terms before b u yin g else­ cents per b o ttle . Sold by a ll druggists. where. P H E I’ A R IT IO N S . O r g a n * L o s t b y D i* u * e . It is a suggestive fact not always sufficiently considered that “ as soon as any organ or faculty falls into dis­ use it degenerates anil is finally lost altogether.” Through nil the ages that man has had tlio ix n vero f speech this power has not been fixed in us in any degree w hatever by heredity. It is regarded as definitely proved that if a child o f civilized parents were brought up in a desert place and allowed no communication whatever with man it would, never m;*ke any attem pt at speech. Up to the last century it was not uncommon to find persons livin g in a w ild state in tlie woods anil forests o f England, France, Germ any and Russia, w ho w ere utterly incapable o f sjieech, though they could make si .mills in Imitation o f the cries of w ild animals. Certain parasitic in­ sects have so com pletely degenerated that they possess neither eyes, legs, heads, mouths, stomachs nor intes­ tines.—Leisure Hour. A K I.IN D H id in g H o m e W ith o u t - o u e y . F R A N K W O O L * * E T . A g e n t , P o r t l a n d . Or. BLOOD P OISON A S P E C IA LT Y " ■ ary o r T Syphilis permanently cured In 15 to3&days. You can be treated at homo fo r the same price and the F o r S im p li c i t y it B e a ts t h o W o r l d * same g u a r a n t e e * ; with those who p refer to como I t o i ls It s e lf f r o m » R e s e r v o i r , here w e w ill contract to euro them or refund money and pay expense o f coming, railroad fa re and b< tel N o C ' s r lm r e t o r to g e t on t o f or der . bills. If we fail to cure. I f you havo taken m e r ­ N o B a t t e r ie s o r E l e c t r i c S p a r k c u r y , Io d id e p o t a « h . and still havo aches and It runs with a Cheaper Grade o f Gasoline than an; ^ I rains, M u r * u * r a t c h e * in mouth, h o r r T h r o a t , ' 1 P im p le *.C opper-C o lo r e d N p o t«. I Ic e ra c n any other JCngine. part o f the bvdv. H a i r or fc jr e b r o s * » fa llin g o * t , it Is this « v p h l l l t l c 111.04)1» 1 * 0 1 AO > s k n d r o » C A T A ie e r * T o that we g u a r a n t e e to cure. W e solicit the most s t in a t e c a * e « and c h a lle n g e t h e w o r l d fo r » A L M E R & REY, M anufacturer ? o n b cn *e \% e c a n n o t c u re * This disease has always b a ffle d th e s k ill o f th e m o a t e m in e n t phy*t- ta Sjnsom» Street, San Praxis«, Cat e la n *. © . » 0 0 .0 0 0 capital behind our uncondl- i 11- naI guarantee. A b s o lu t e p r o o f * «•-»ntscaled on I application Address t o o R K F M F I » Y CO.. 1 i «:.» to 1 3 3 1 M a s o n ic T e m p le , C h ic a g o , III. F IIK T tA F d . n R lo n w • W H E R E D I R T G A T H E R S , W A S T E R U L E S . ’* GREAT SAVIN G RESULTS FROM THE USE OF SAPOLIO R H E U M A T I S M C U R E D B Y T H E USE OF Moore’s Revealed Remedy. can state w ith pleasure that by BU OkM O P. January 10. - I can bv rhe *he use MOORE S R E V E A L E D R E M E D Y y hnttband ‘ * * w » . reitered rora an old o RHETMATISM and my t o u ng*at boy cmred ------------- enürtly of LV71 AMXATORY RHEU -------------- 1Y R i MAT IBM whan tka bast doctor I cou*4 get did him om good Y urs la gratltfld* MR© If. V ffTXKL* •O L D BY T O UM D R O IM U V .