Newberg graphic. (Newberg, Or.) 1888-1993, November 21, 1890, Image 4

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    A
E d ito ria l
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l l i t c r e n e « « f O pin ion
I m p o r t a n t S ubject.
o u , an
W h at i» the force that ooata iliaeaaej
and which is the most convenient appa­
ratus for applying it? How far is the
regular physician useful to us liecause
w e believe in him, and how far arc Ids
pills ami |<owders and tonics only the
material representatives of his personal
influenp&oQ our health?
The regular doctors cure; the homeo­
pathic doctors cure ; the llahneuiannite«
cure; and so do the faith cures and the
mind cures, and the so-called Christian
scientists, and the four-dollar-and-a-half
advertising itinerants, and the patent
medicine men. They all hit, and they
all miss, and the great difference— one
great difference— in the result is that
w hen the regular doctors lose a patient
no one grum
and ' when
the irregu
m bles,
b'
'
lar doctors lose one the community
stands on end and howls,— Rochester
Union and Advertiser.
Nature cures, but nature can be aided,
hindered or defeated in the curative
process. Ami the Com m ercial’s conten­
tion is that it is the part of rational I ic­
ings to seek and trust the advice of men
o f good character who have studied-the
human system and learned, as far as
modern science lights the way, how far
they can aid nature and how they can
,bcst avoid obstructing her.— Buffalo
Commercial. ■
It is not our purpose to consider the
evils that result from employing the un­
scrupulous, the ignorant, charltans and
quacks to prescribe- for the maladies that
attlict the hum an family. W e simply de­
clare that the physician who knows
something is better than the physician
who knows nothing, or very little indeed
about tbt; structure and the condit ons
of the human system. Of course “ he
does know it all.” — Rochester Morning
II- raid.
I have used W arners’s Safe Cure and
but for its timely use would have been,
1 verily believe, in my grave from what
the doetortr'tenned B righ t's Disease.
I>. F. Shriner, senior editor Seioto G a­
zette, Chillicothe, Ohio, in a letter
dated Juh'e 30, 1H!M.
I u this little cJUIcet I have preserved all tliene
year* the dearest remembrauce of iny honey­
moon. It is the hotel bill.
I)e your clothes last as they used toi I
not, you tintili be using a snap or w ishing
ih' that rots them. Try the goo I oh!
pointer
/ askioned Dobbins' K'ectric Soap per/eel
ly pure to day as In lHtlá.
i in Subject o f I,les. —T h e nailed lie Is no good.
II Is the lie w hich lies around loose w hich we
lik e to play with.
-Women are not. slow to
comprehend.
T h e y ’re quick.
T h e y ’re- alive, and yet it \^as
a man who discovered the one
remedy for their peculiar ail­
ments.
i
T h e man was Dr. Pierce.
T h e discovery was his “ Fa­
vorite Prescription ” the boon
to delicate women.
W h y g o round “ with one
foot in the grave,” suffering in
silence— misunderstood when
there's a remedy at hand that
isn’t an experiment, but which
is sold under the guarantee
that if you are disappointed
in any way in it, you can get
your money back by applying
to' its . makers.
W e can hardly imagine a
Woman’s not trying it.
Pos­
sibly it may be true o f one
or two -but we doubt it.
W om en are .ripe for it.
T h ey must have it.
Think
o f a prescription and nine out
o f ten-waiting for it.
Carry
the news to them !
m
T h e seat o f sick headache
is not in the brain.
Regu­
late the stomach and you
cure it.
I)r. Pierce’s Pellets
are the Little Regulators.
WIDE-AWAKE TRADESMEN
S T O s fc j
n l .1
BflBGAiNiwcrr o k a -- s u c k e r ;
have learned by rxuerience that the only waterproof
•oat they can self to a cowboy or hunter n the
Pummel Slicker with (he “ Hah B u n d“ Trade
Mark on it. They are the beat waterproof saddle
Coats ever made. They keep the saddle, the
horse's back, and the rider tnbrouahly dry and
warm. No saddle aoree from the galling of a wet
•addle. When used as a walking coat, the ex*
tension . front buttons back, and the Slicker is
changed at once to an ordinary coat. Just try
one, they cost but little and will prevent colds,
fevers, rheumatism, and other results to exposure
to the weather.
Beware of worthiest imitations,
every garment stam|>ed with " Kish Brand ” Trade
Mark. Don’t accept any inferior coat when you
can have the "K ish Brand Slicker“ delivered
without extra coat. Particulars and illustrated cat*
•logue free.
A. J. T O W E R ,
-
B o sto n , M a ss,
K B s fo r a Blow .
•4I took one of your pretty young
lit? K n e w W h itt T h e y W e r e B e ea u fte 11« ladies for a drive on W edn esday,” said S o m e I n i i d t ’ii U S h o w in g H o w T r o u b l e «
A r i » o fr o m L i t t l e C au ses.
l l u U H a m i M ad«- T h e m lfiin - « - !f.
a traveling man at the W indsor. “ The
“ There an* many am using Incidents
H e wu-s the conductor o f a milk train
du.-t was blow ing a cloud and covered
connected with our business,” said a
on the Erie railroad, and he Kit on a
us up completely.
1 noticed that her
safe m anufacturer one day to a Boston
can at luncheon hour smoking in a
none was twitching and that her eyes
reporter.
“ It is to In? expected that in
reminiscent mood.
were full o f dust, and »he nervously
the ordinary course of events circum ­
‘ D M you ever roll a cigar?” h<* asked
felt in her pocket, but seemed not to
stance* will arise when a safe will have
the brakenian.
find what she was after.
A fter a while
to IMi opened by an expert. Locks, like
‘ 'C an 't »ay I d id ,” answered that
she sneezed a little birdie sneeze and
any other piece o f mechanism, are not
worthy, spearm an pi<v« o f eorned beef
said; 'M ontague (that's me), will you
infallible. T h e best o f them are liable
from his dinner pail with a cane knife.
kindly loan me your hand kerchief ? 1
to fail at times through some slight de­
“ I h ave,” said the eonduetor.
I
find that I have lost mine in some stu­
fect in manufacturing, same as the
had a farm up country, and a man say *
pid way.* N o w I had just arrived from
mainspring o f the most valuable watch
to me, ‘H ank, Imre's a little terbacker
a week’s trip, so my laundry was in a
may give out unexpectedly.
seed. See what you can d o with it.
frightful state of decomposition and
“ Not long ago a firm wanted a man
A nd when it sprouts look out how you
the one handkerchief that 1 had in my
It was open, but they
weed it, because terbacker looks terri­ inside pocket was like a printer's towel to fix their safe.
could not shut the door far enough to
bly like mullein.* Eo 1 planted the
—it would stand alone on one corner—
throw the holts. T h e man went to the
seed, and when the plants got high
so I blushed and told her I had lost
enough I transplanted most o f ’em, ami mine. Things were getting rather scri place and after a brief examination saw
a penny resting on one o f the bottom
every night I'd go out and spado
ous for want of a kerchief, and she said,
flanges. T ak in g this off the door shut
around and water the plants and pile
‘D e ar me, i want to blow my nose aw
and locked all right.
I forget how
on the fertilizer.
I never saw anything
fu lly.’
much it cost the firm to have the man
grow the way them terbacker plants
“ I bashfully informed her that per
go to their place and pick up that little
did.
I told the feller that gave me the
imps I could oiler a substitute, and she
coin, but it was enough to prevent its
seed how the plants was grow in’, and
looked at me expectantly.
being repeated, no doubt.
A similar
lie came over to get some sprouts.
He
“ ‘W h a t ?’ she said.
ease happened recently.
W e were sent
looked at the plants rather queer, felt
“ ‘A — a— kiss,’ said I, desperately.
for at about the close of business hours
the leaves and says he, 'H an k, yer ter
“ Sir! T ak e me home this instant.'
to see what was the trouble with one of
backer ’ll make fine mullein stalks.*
“ 1 meekly turned my horse around.
our safes. T h e holts would not throw
And blamed if I hadfi’t been diggin’
‘I was only offering to fulfil a biblical
far enough to turn the lock.
Th e re
and waterin’ a wlude mullein patch.
injunction, Miss K apphyno.’
suit was the finding o f a cloth button
“ W ell. sir. he give me some more
“ She looked at me relentlessly and
from a lady’s dress in the lower bolt
seed, and 1 raised that terbacker and
coldly s a id :
hole.
cut it. There was a wom an lived near
“ ‘H o w so?’
“ Some years ago we had delivered a
me that used to work iu a e ig a r factory.'
.“ ‘A kiss for a blo w ,’ I said, meaning
new set o f vault doors for a bank about
so I got her to show me how to roll
ly, trying to smile.
She blossomed out
tw o hundred miles aw ay. Just before
cigars, and then I went to work,
f
again in a minute.
they were ready to occupy their new
reckon the first cigar I made had
“ ‘I guess we needn't go home,’ she
quarters we hud a telegram to send a
enough terbacker in it to make five,
said.” — Denver News.
man at once. T h e bolts of the outer
and when I lit. it I braced my feet agin
door would not throw far enough to
the mantel pic • and
pulled
till I
“ Ilu r r a li!"
thought I'd bust.
! had to bore that
W h a t was the origin of the exclatna lock it. O u r man went, and this is
cigar with a gimlet before it would go, tion “ hurrah ?” There are few words what he fou nd: T h e bank officers had
but after a while I got the h an g of still in use which can boast such a re fitted in a board for the tread o f the
rolling, and l*d make up a boxful at a mote and widely extended prevalence vestibule, but had omitted to boreholes
An
time.
I fell you they was men’s cigars. as this.
It is <» iic of those interjections in it. for the throw o f the bolts.
I never see anything since like the in which sound so echoes sense that auger and ten minutes’ labor made
strength o f ’em. Th e way they’d burn, men seem to have adopted it almost everything all right, but made that
too, was a caution. The light would instinctively.
In India and Ceylon the piece of board a rather extravagant
wind all around one o f them cigars mahouts and attendants o f baggage i luxury.
“ Epicurean like, we have reserved
like a cowpath, and you never knew elephants cheer them alon g by a perpet
F or fear that
how much smoke you had left.
uul repetition of “ Hur-ru-re! Hur-rc* the best for tho last.
“ I used to go out with a pocketful ro!” Th e A ra bs and camel drivers in this may reach the eyes of the hero of
and give 'em away, but I never see I a Turkey, Palestine un<l Egypt encourage the incident I will substitute for his
It
feller f ry one hut once,
f was dow n at their animals tospeed by shouting “ A r correct address that o f Calais, Me.
was not a thousand miles from there.
the station one Sunday afternoon. W e re, ar re!”
was sittin' in a milk ear sm okin’, an d a
Th e Moors in Spain drive their mules ; Th e letter read to come at once and
young felier came along I knew.
He and horses with cries o f “ A rre !”
In open a safe, as there were important
had on a brand new suit, and he Prance the sportsman excites his hounds documents wanted for immediate use.
wouldn't sit down on a milk can for by his shouts o f “ IJnr-re, b a r rel” T he W ith his kit of tools a man took the
fear of a grease spot.
I offered him herdsmen of Ireland and Scotland | next train and arrived on the following
It proved to be an old
one o f my cigars, and he lit up.
.lust shout “ Ilurrisli! Hu Irish !” to the stock evening.
about the fifth puff that, feller sat down they are driving.
It is evidently an fashioned safe with a large key lock.
on a milk can as dick as could he; exclamation common to many nations, ‘T here,’ said the man, *is the safe. The
lock has been working harder and
didn't mind the grease at all, and when and is probably a corruption of “ T u r
harder for weeks, until now I am
he finished half an inch blamed if he aic” (T hor aid), a battle cry of the an
I am in a hurry to have
didn't fbrrt’w that cigar aw ay, forget all cient Norsemen, who called upon Thor, locked out.
N ever mind the dam age if
about his new clothes, and plump right tin» god o f thunder, to aid them in it opened.
you will only break into it in short or
dow n in a heap on the dirty floor, with their strifes. Si. Louis Republic.
der.’
a face on him as while as tli.* mill; in a
“ O u r expert took the key and tried
can.
He fore that young feller went
Ini*«*»!» of L-iropt* ami Africa.
H e then
home* we thought he’d throw up bv
“ Since 1 have mad • my m ap,” said it, but it refused to work.
E xplorer lb try Stanley in an address took a small wire and picked out half a
f«*et. ”
" I tell you." said the conductoi to (he Royal ideographical society, "I thim bleful of dirt and lint from the
thoughtfully, "them cigars was hum
have ta\ n the trnubl • to measure the key, tried it again and a better working
I low much is
liter» ”
extent« f t he area covered by this for lock w as never seen.
“ Didn't the smoke smell had?” in est, and I find it to be something like your bill (' As this involved a trip to
qtiircd the hrakeman with much inter 224,(MIO.000a e re »; and if we allow each and from Calais of about 600 miles, and
est
tree thirtv feet around for sufficient time and expense in proportion, h e re
The conductor knocked the ashesoir
space, and only fort y-eight trees to the plied £40. T ak in g a roll of hills from
of his pipe ami waved the engineer t* aere, we have the colossal ligure of his pocket he said : That is satisfactory
Does any one in the
start up.
“ W e ll.” he replied diplomat
10,75?.000.000 as the total number, and on conditions
Ieally.
I didn't mind it.” .New York if we calculate the plants and saplings place know your business here?’ The
All right, then,
Tribune
o f the impenetrable undergrowth wo reply was, ‘No one.'
get out by the next train and keep
shall be am ong the incalculable bill
In fe c t io n in f'i i u u i i i i ; < ¡11111.
mum, for I would gladly pay £ 1 0 0
ions. "
T h e practice o f chewing gum has l>r
Th e forests *>f Kumpc, according to a rather than have any of my friends
come very widespread
It isn o ta vci*}
know that J was fool enough to go to
recent report o f one o f the state forest
elegant habit, to many it is positively
er» of Prussia, cover the following Boston for a man to pick the dirt out
repulsive, and there arc sources o f dan
of mv key. ” * — Boston Courier.
areas, (iermniiy. ” 1 5!'(*>,00U acres; Rus
gcr, too, that should not Is»overlooked
sia. fiM.?.‘d.(5l)0 acres;
Austria-11 un
A h K le e t r ie It r a k e l o r T r a in » .
A ease in point was related to us a few
gary. b».051.700 acres. Sweden, 1?.
A new electric train brake works upon
days ago.
Diphtheria broke out in a
(KM),000 acre . Pr nice, 22.240,000acres. the inside face of the wheels, or rather
fniuih in East Des Moines.
A fter tin
Spain, 10,;. ‘.»,000 acres; Italy, 9.N84,
upon an iron disk fitted to it. The disk
child had recovered, the clothing and
570 acres, and Lngiaiid. 2,471,000acres. or annular ring is a large plate of iron of
all the e\p<>sed art icles fully disinfected,
considerable thickness and several inches
the parents, with the convalescent
Men Llk f I«» (live.
in depth, and is securely bolted to the
child, visited some relatives in thecotiii
“ Much obliged.
Yes; don’t care if inner side of the wheel. ( )pj>osit6 thisring
try. The indi pensahl«* chewTug gum.
1 d o ,” responded the close fisted man is another, which encircles the axle
like Satan, went also in the mouth of
of our set as l asked him to help on a loosely and is fixed by stay» in such a
the little child
Prompted by generos
new wing to the orphan asylum where manner that it cannot revolve with the
Itv it allowed its country cousins two my wife was a directress.
As 1 turned wheel, but can I k * removed laterally so
children to chew the gum previously
tile corner I whipped the hook out of as to come in contact with or recede
chewed by the v isiting child
In three m\ overcoat pocket, and stuck it mi from the ring attached to the wheel.
It
or lour days. without an\ other known
der the no e of the most benevolent is attached to powerful magnetic coils
source o f in feet ion than the chewing
man in our crowd.
“ W ell, well,” be and constitutes a large e ec, ro-magnet.
W hen the electric current i j applied to
gum, the two children were simulra
gasped.
“ 1 w ouldn’t have* asked him,
it it is powerfully attracted to the plate
neously stricken dow n with diphtheria
though.
I should have expected to get
on the wheel, with the effect of arresting
in a most serious form.
Exchange.
a slap in the face, and I would rather
its revolution and so acting as a brake.—
have paid the .*jd,(H)0 lie has put down Chicago Herald.
A l i u t i ss ètti T t m X I o lit i l m .
out o f my own pocket than to have
A Ittrge innubi r of persoti» visited risked insult in asking him .”
A N e w I t i i !*£«>»•« S lo o p .
Samuel (ingeniti im's abnttoir. at Forty
The Gossoon is the name of a new
“ Yes, and that is your constant mis
»ixihHtrecttutù First avellile, to4sbe*a nat­ take,” I rejoined.
“ That is bow you sloop that is soon to slide over the ways
urai euiiif ity in thes'uapeof a full growu
from tin* yard of Messrs. L a w ley & Sons,
have earned your name for generosity
hlaeli an«l w Itile Utili having t\vo separate
You give rather than ask.
But I assure and take its place among the fast sloops
mouths. cadi r.niit litiing teetli. Tilt» an
designed by Mr. Burgess
She is about
you that other men like to lx* asked
imal i» | yeais olii, weighs aboilt 700
forty f«*et in length; the mast is thirty
Men
art»
better
than
they
seem.”
—
New
ponici», and wa ' rhised mi a fumi near
five feet, and w ill carry a mainsail, fore­
Yonkers bv Mr. Kobinson
The semini York Week!)
staysail, jib , jibtopsail and gafftopsail,
lunutll Itaiigs front thè ilewlap. Italf way
and when she is dead before the wind
\ n a r d i U t * In N«*w Y o r k .
iH'tween file base nf lite ja w ami thè
can add a spinnaker. The Gossoon is
1 attended the first meeting of the
Hhotlltler.
It is pent ii .»¡m|H»d, »eveil
owned by tin* Messrs. Adams, and is
incile» long, live indie» witle, and lias an Radical club atCooper institute the other being built to race against the Minerva.
opetiiiig or mentii in tlie bottoni about evening. It i» composed of Anarchists, — Boston Traveller.
foni indie» ihtiks
Iti tItisi moutli art Socialists,Nationalists and Henry ( teoige
in»»' 1 il » and
■V, i ni well «lev» lo tted followers. It is fournit*,1 for all li
The “ alternating mosquito bar” is .»aid
t.» th. The animal hr« af lies and drinks and advanced thinkers. mul its men
to be the name o f the latest device for
things
from
it.
1
cx|k*ct
great
foiling the attempts of the mosquito to
throng h Ihitli nn • Util» lmd cat» with the
liu • head is well slui|H*d, al wax’s supjHi -,-,l that Annivhists
disturb one’s sleep. It is simply a fine,
‘M T " one.
and tl io only ot her in ruliarities ;ire a Socialists wore long midr. »oiled !
flexible wire doth or netting, which
1 con I - .».» 1
doubl«1right » ; 1 . m lid* r. with the slittiaider and siiielle«! horribly.
drupe» the lied like a canopy. A small
surprised to st*e the w ell dressed
blade .i'Xt endi |t{r to the line of tlu> 1
electric lamp, fed with janver from a not
kick
bouc. nul a «bi ml de joinlieti left fore leg. and women w I k » crnwtlcd tin* room,
too strong battery from beneath the bed.
Tall »ilk hat's gave nn* a distinct »1
The 1 uiill i» ^.«*
e and h1 111 ttw lie st of
vitalizes the wires sufficiently t*> devital­
aud rosebud ht »ut« »tilderes in lap« I» of ize the unwary bin! of Jersey foolish
condii iion. N ew York Tribune.
fashionably evit coats maid«» I I I ) eves »pulì uiiotitfh to connect with the netting in
very wide
1 was aimizt*d when
1 u im iin c* t.i-.-ai 1I.x lt ib ii Ion .
search for gore.
The. lamaic; \ tochi 1 >it it •n. which is to I k * dudish young men with pompad«»
During the summer the n e w defense«
opened by ! *rinct • t ieorge of W ale « a4 »out heads and waxen mustac lies «vere p«»i
out to me as fiery and bloodthirsty An
st the “ Needles.’’ on the Knglish coast,
a rd ó ri», and one heavy swell of the chib are to In* tested by an elaborate series of
window t v|>e nearly took my breath away ex|H‘riments.
It is proposed to find out
when In nv . Iked up to the woman treas whether the Brennan torptulo, for which
tirer and. presenting hi» card with his England paid sòin >.( mm ). can stop a vessel
h* st Fifth avenue 1 h >\ v . ask »I to l*e |>er passing up at full spetnl, and also if bos
nutted to pay his entrance fee.
tile shi)w could escape the fir»» from the
I noticed espeeiallv the presence of batteries bv keeping close i/ider the
young men. There was row after row cliffs.
of voting, intelligent, earnest faces.
wealthy citi
who was sc
H O W ’S
B A K H IN ’*
M AM ENT*
,ny o
This Question is ofien asked, as many
the cures are done to quickly. Thai the}
are permanent no one w ill at tempt to den}
after reading the following list or name
our reporter met at Dr. Darrin's office win
ha«l been cured two and three y ean ago.
Air. William i'arrot’ of Middleton, Or ,
was almost totally deaf for years; cure^
two >ears ago.
K ;v M M. Btshor ot
Brooks. Or., c jred of na-al a id thro.it ca­
tarrh three year» » g x Mrs. F. A M rri»,
Newrberg, Or., »ays she is cured of asthma
and bronchitis of ten years’ sta ding; »In
wa* cured three years ago. Wm. M. Col­
well, Skamokawa W a»h . sciatic rheuma
tism an 1 liver com plan*; re-a^red t
health; a ’fco hi» brother. Geo. L. Colwell,
ska nokawa, Wash, was cured of a numb
ne-s of the arm two years since. Mrs. E.
A bit, 100 North Fourteenth tfereet, Pot t-
land, cured three }earn ago, after nine
dretors had frile 1, i f fauitul menstrua
tiou a d womb trouble in every conceiv­
able way, general debility, pain tbroug
th heart and lungs
Hundreds of other
patients could be named hud we space to
publish them.
The Doctors are crowded wi:h patients
from 10 a m . to 8 i*. m . Drs. Darrin ar
no doubt the hardest-worked men in Port­
land
The Doctors have a )arge country
practice, and send their electric remediess
to arty one desiring home treatment for
any curable chronic, acute or private dis
e ises, wh c t are kept strictly confid ntial
One of the Doctors is visiting different
towns in th- S'ate to better accommodate
those who find it impossible to come to
Port H od. One of tin- l)< e to n will he at
the Washauer hole', B ik e r City, Noveni
ber 7 to 22; the Umatilla house, The
Dalles, November 23 and 24 the Oregon
hotel, Ashland, November ifi to : 0, and
Eugene City, December 1 to (i.
The head office at7(H Washington street.
Portland, will run as w e a l. Consultation
md examination free. A ll classes trea'.ed
tr.-** fr o m 10 to 11 a . m . daily.
W hen anything stands a test of fifty
«ear» among a discriminating people like
the Americans, it is pretty rood evidence
hat there is merit somewhere. The value
>f a medicine is best proved by its contin­
ued u-*e from year to year bv the same
persons and families, as well as by a
ready increasing sale. Few, if any, med­
ic nes have met with such continued suc-
ess and popularity as has marked the in-
tro uction and pr< g ess of B r a n d r b t h ’ s
H il l », which after a tria' of over hft>
«ears, are conceded to be thi safest and
nost effectual purgali e introduced to the
pu* 1 c.
That this is the result of merit, and that
B k a n d r k t h ' s P ii ls actually periorm a'l
that i» claimed for them, is conclusively
•roved by the fact that th >i*e w ho regard
0 em with the urea test favor are those
who have used them the longest.
m CCANLVCR*
OK*
AND
P IL E S
A WON B LIC H L
I* A T Eli.
When you were reading the large pro»-
itectus of T he Y o u t h » C o m p a n io n *, pub­
lished last week in our c* lumns, did you
stop to c rnsid-r what a wealth of tilent
w*as engaged in product g this remarkable
paperi Its '-urcess is pfieiiom ral, and it
is read in 45^,000 families because it is the
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ecuro you tlie rest of this year free, in­
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T he Y outh s C o m p a n io n , Boston.
B ew are o f im ita tion s o f the celebrated Seal o f
North C a rolin a P lu g Cut Tobacco.
T r y G k k m k a fo r breakfast.
Y I T T T 17«T> T T -
YV
f j L M j J H v F j
The v irtu e s or
m erits o f a rem edy
for pain do not
n / \ n T7^
I j \ J JL\ X li•
consist in its being
as good for re lie f ais
oth er remedies, but
in the fact that it is better, in being m ore
prom pt and sure, and therefore the best for
the specific purpose. It is not an id le catch-
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lin
e that trikes
strikes
the eye thus:
S T . J A C O B S OIL
THE GREAT REMEDY FOR PAIN,
is
t h e
: b
e s t
.
FRESH
trn iu l an
ÍM )tl])
Muntili} 1
in each in
HUM ORS.
COMPLEXIONS.
W IT H
P IM P L Y
blotchy, o ily skin, reti, rough hands, w ith
haps, pain fu l fin ger ends and shapeless nails,
and sim ple baby hum ors p r e v e n te « ami cured
by C u t ic u b a S o a p . A m arvelou s beatiti fier o f
w orld-w ide cele b rity, it is sim ply in com parable
as a sk in -p u rifyin g soap, unequaled fo r in e tol-
let and w ith ou t a riv a l for th e nursery. A b so ­
lu tely pure, d e lic a te ly m edicated, e x q u is ite ly
perfu m ed, C u t ic u b a S o a p produces the whitest,
clearest skin and softest hands, and preven ts in­
flam m ation and c lo g g in g o f the pores, the cause
o f pim ples, blackheads and most c o m p le x io in il
disfigurations, w h ile it adm its o f no com parison
w ith the best o f oth er skill soaps, and rivals in
d elicacy the most noted am i ex p e n s iv e o f to ile t
and nursery soaps . Fale grea ter than the c o m ­
bined sales o f all o th er skin soaps.
Sold throu ghou t the w orld. Price, 25c.
Send fo r “ H o w to Cure Skin and B lood D is­
eases.”
Address P o t t e r D rug a n d C h e m ic a l C o r p o r ­
a t i o n , proprietors, Boston. Mass,
ft
A c h in g sides and back, wi akkidiicy.-» and
rheum atism re lieved iu one m in u te by the
cele b ra ted C u t ic c r a A n t i -P% i n P i a s t e r .25 c
Sat u rda y
gnat and' :
K VANI
vu e rtiHi t
l‘> A. in.; si
¿Subbie li n
y . m . r.
ria.t c\ e
to a t t i nd.
I t>. O. 1
m thè o o i
Y. tY (
ÖHMmiay i
(>. a . le.
n enti
di.)
W. <\ T.
GUT THIS OUT.
f F YO U H A Y E A N Y W H E A T . B A R I E Y .O A 1 S ,
1 Beaus, Potatoes. Dried Fruit, liv# o r dressed
Pou ltry, Eggs, o r oth er farm produce, fo r best
prices and prom pt rem ittan ces sh ip to
May t i r .
It c**fler.
Treasurer
Marsliall
Price Berlin Company,
S treet Con
(Incorj>orated, C apital Stock $250,030),
Councilmei
C O M M IS S IO N M E R C H A N T S ,
118-120 C lay St., San F ran cisco, C al.
S e n d S a m p l e s . S ten cils and Sam ple Bags fur­
nished ou app lica tio n . I f you want au y in fo r ­
m ation about o u r G rain and P rod u ce M arket,
w rite fo r it.
I CURE FITS!
When I say cure I do not mean merely to stop them
for & time and then have them return again. I moan a
radical cure. I have made the disease o f FITS, E P IL ­
EPSY or F A L L IN G SICKNESS a lifo-lon* study. I
warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. Because
others have failed is no reason for not now receiving a
cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Bottle
of my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office.
(U K KB.
WHY!
flu*
T h e Rett has a net popu lation o f several th o u ­
sand m illion s.
I AD
OLD
Philogoph* r—W hat indu es the men to m arry?
C yn ic—T e ¿iris do.
H r ltd i n
H a ll’ s Catarrh Cure is taken in ern a lly, autiug
__ _
.
- - » u ,es 0f
d ir e c tly upon the b l°o d and mucous surfaces t
the system. Price, 75 c e n t» per bottle. Bold by
all druggists.
DABY
E lectio n is lik e a C h ristm as stockin g. You
n ever k n ow w h a t’s in it, a d it's fu ll o f surprises.
A B u ll’s-Eye Shot.—T h e lastesf piece o f local
slang is to de.-eribe a man w h o is cranky w ith
h a v in g ‘ fly-w h eels in his h ead.”
K U I’ T U K K
Profilile
WALD1NG, KINNANA MARVIN,
Wholesale Dru®ri»ti, Toledo, «*.
K H I EN
<1uy at 11
Flaunted the skull and cross bones, th e ir en sign ,
d efian tly at the masthead. Y o u r m odern pirate,
not on the h igh seas, but upon the high re put a
tion o f standard rem edies, skulks under various
disguises. H is hole mik ! co rn er traffic lias never
to any degree a ffected H ostetter’s Stomach B t-
ters, althou gh that standard in v ig o ia n t and co r­
rective has lo n g been the shiu inv mark at w hich
his shafts have been directed. Cheap local b it­
ters, com posed o f fiery u n rectified stim ulants,
wi h an in fu sion , o r ex tra ct possibly, o f some
ton ic bark, are still som etim es recom m en ded as
iden tical w ith , o r sim ila r to, or possessing v ir ­
tues kindred to those o f A m erica ’s chosen fa m ih
m ed icin e. Th ese perish speedily, w h ile th e great
subduer ami p rev e n tiv e o f disease pursues its
successful car ur, o verc o m in g m alaria, d y sp ep ­
sia. Mervoii-ness, k id n ey troubles, constipation
and rh eu m atic ailm ents, not o n ly on this, but
on m any continents.
W e p o sitively cure n ip t lire and a ll rectal dis-
eases w ithou
t pain o r d
deten
tion
from
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el
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N o cure, no pay ; and no pay u n til cured. A d ­
dress for pam phlet Drs. Porterfield & J.«Bey H38
M arket street, San Francisco.
41
O n e C o ll
H a lf Co)
B r a n d r k t h ' s P il l s are »old in every
drug and medicine store either plain or
sugar coated.
Bronson.—T h ey are try in g very hard to beat
the lo tte r y dow n in Loui.-iana. Johnson.— W ell,
it can ’ t be done. I k n o w ; I ’ve tried it.
THK
T H IS ?
W e o f f.r $100 rew ard for any case «*f catarrh
chat cannot be cured by ta k in g H a ll’s Catarrh
Cure
F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., P rop rietor«,
T o led o , O.
W e, the u a d en ig u ed . have know n K. J. C heney
for the last fifteen years, *u d b elie v e him p er­
fectly h onorable in a 1 busiuess transactions and
fin a n cia lly able to carry out any obligation s
made by th e ir firm.
W EST «k T R C A X ,
W holesale Druggists, T o l do. 0.
A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder.
Superior to every other known.
Used in Millions of Homes—
40 Years the Standard.
U. U . HOOT, 31, c.. 183 Pearl SL New York.
Delicious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky
Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable
and Wholesome.
No other baking powder do^ °uch work.
PATENTS.
Fabers Golden Female Pills,
F o r F e m a le Irre g u la r
i ties ; u o th iu g lik e th e m
o n th e m arket. Xever
ail. Successfully used
>y p »rom
ro m in
in e en
n t la
ladies
m on th ly. G uaranteed
to re lie v e suppressed
m enstruation.
IN VEN TO RS G UIDE
— or —
How In Obtain a Patent,
Seul /iti
ir v i K IC K I P H U K K I L , At
L ru ey a t-law , W a -h iu gto n , D. C.
w om en,
lilt
BOOK. P A I N L E S h
ch ild birth ami hom e
treatm ent fo ra !• hron-
ic diseases—m en and
< 0 1 ,1 ., T l i i r < l a a d A l d e r ,
l * o r i i • l i d , O r.
SURE! SAFE! CERTAINI
I jut only in
Do not ^
D on ’ t b e hum bugged.
S a v e T im e,
H ealth,
a n d m on ey ;take no oth-
Ì
b r. HA
Ture (’n
Hemlaol
mai Ini c
Pr. HAR
8ent to a n y address,
. secure by m a il on re*
\ C eig t o f price,
—
S T E I N W A Y , Gabler and Pease Pianos
Meaning the B est P ia n o M a d e , and the favorite
cheaper P'anos; all Musical Instruments; Bunds Sup-
1 pded; large stock of Sheet Music S t e in w a y H a l l ,
’ 206 and *_08 Poht Street; M a t t h ia s G r a y C o . Call
md see our 1 ew rooms and new stock.
L T O A N IC C ai
ttíf cornili»
BEi
Only f37.5(
for I.atpst
Dauiel K.
Si*
fc --
1 H£ APHRO M ED I Cl N E tfMP AJU^r
Western Branch,
B ox ‘27, 1 ' U K T I . A N I a A o r *
Sold by W isd om D r u g C o ., Fortland, Or.
I t is th e best cu re fo r a ll aches and pains,
and it holds
T o this specific fact A r c h b is h o p s , B i s h ­
o p s, C lerprym en , L a w y e r s , D o c to rs , G o v ­
e rn o r s , G e n e r a ls , S e n a to rs , M e m b e r s o f
C o n gT ess a n d L e g is la t u r e s , U . S. C o n su ls,
A r m y a n d N a v y O ffic e rs M a y o r s a n d
O tticials, testify and unite In sa yin g: “ W e
suffered pain;
" I d i '
R Sì * E
» IU !
OOP
O T H E R R E M E D I E S F A I LE D ,
and St. Jacobs Oil cured prom ptly and per­
m an en tly.’' For the same reason
THE POOR MAN
fiads w h a t h e seeks and needs, is not deceived
and w ill h ave it at any price.
F IG H T IN G
A 11
A w fu l
D E ATH .
L x p e r i c u re o f S e v e r a l C a li­
fo r n ia n ».
| S A P O U 0 >
c le a ^ n lin e s s & n «
dn
h-
<
ut
It is
s o l i d c & k e ^ - r - ^ o j ' s c o u r i n ^ soa^ pt
T r y i t in y o u r n e x t h o u s e - c le a n in g a«nd beh& ppjy.
C H E A P
C O M F O R T
Can be secured by the small investment in one cake of
SAPOLIO when you have a house or kitchen to dean.
From the paint to the pots and pans, and inducting tho
windows and floors, it is the very best labor-saving soap
for scouring and cleaning. All Grocers sell it. ___________
The Having of lives Is the work under- 1
taken by the new institution, the Cosmo- i
politnn Dispensary of San Francisco.
They have got together the greatest ar- ;
ray of medieiil and surgical Talent ever \
brought to the Pacific Coast, and the !
wonderful cures they have already ae- ,
New Coods.
eomplished ar«* marvelous. Mr. A. As- New Store. Cym nasium and A th le tic Coods
torg, living in Marin county, California,
near San Kafnel, was taken to them on
crutches, and two weeks later was able j
to walk. “ They saved my life,” he
wrote to the San Francisco papers. Mrs.
K e m in g to ia ,
IC e m iiig t o »,
S. G. Smith of 1705 Market street, San
P a r k e r H r o » ,9
Francisco, was dying when she was taken W i n e h e s te r 9
.4 5 -6 0
COLTS
to them. She was given up by six phy­ X -lI a r lm , C n lt ’ N
■<*
S111 ill»,
>
IE
W
LIG
H
TNIN
G
M
A
G
A
Z
IN
E
sicians. She said to a reporter a month
r
o
l
l
’
s
S
im ig lili»,
later: “ If it had not been for the Cos­ H ep« u l i n g R ifle s
mopolitan Dispensary I w uld have ln*cn
172 A N D 174 T i l I K B S T , .15 Y A M H I L L S T ., P O R T L A N D . O R .
in mv grave to-day." Mr. W in. P. Kane
of 17i:i Post street ; Mrs. M. J. McManus,
S14 Jessie street; ( ’has. Ilem pler, 502
THAT CAN Jlfi USI-.l) iVKRY DAT
Davis s’ reet; David
is tlie kin.l tliat pays. Scores o f
William s, 370 Shot-
young business men, and hun-
well street, A lexW ood,
_ _ _
___ __ ___________
_
dre»lsofb<x>k-keepers and sten*
5 5 Seventh street ; P. ographers o f I hi U i suxes, attribute their success to a course at tin- Portlans! Busi­
A. Anderson, ISO)1-.» I ness College, Portland, o egon, or the Capital Business College, Salem,
Stockton street; i. M. Oregon. Both are under the management o f A. P Armstrong, have same courses o f
D W right 1324 F lo r -! study, same rates o f tuition. Business, Shorthand, Typen-ritinp. Penmanship nnd E ng­
¡da street, and any | lish Departments. W rite to either for joint Catalogue aud specimens o f penmanship.
numlter of others
San Francisco have
been cured by them.
NEW LAW
There is not a dis­
C L A IM S .
ease under the sun that
W ILLIAM
C.
B EC K
ARMS
*
PENSI ONS!
A p p lv t o M IL O B S TE VE N S A CO., Attorneys.
I l l » F «îr»*et. W ashin gton, D. C.. Branch offices
C levela n d . D etroit. Chicago.
New Pension Law.
Give* all H-filo« * aud d'sabled soldiers and
sailors a pension; no evidence to furnish; no
ilischarg'' papers r*Mj»iircd; advice free; no ad
v»>nee expense o* fe»\ Authorize«! reg ster d
I* S lVu-i*>n Attorney (2 • year** existence),
C apt
.1 H S H K P A R D and M aj . W E
NORRIS 31 *‘ Pine Street. IL hhii 47. «djoining
» Pension Agency. Sa Francisco, Cal
References. A .1 B «ckle*. Command*-r G A
R Dept, «.f California, and other department
official
Sp
—
Local or Traveling,
T o sell o u r w ell-k n ow n Nursery stock. W e w ant
good, liv e ly w ork ers, and w ill pay w e ll—co m ­
m ission or »ala ry. G ood references required.
A p p ly qu ick. L. L. M A Y St CO., N urserym en,
St ra n i. Minn
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Guns, Rifles, Revolvers, Sporting Goods and Fishing Tackle,
they
cannot
treat.
Young, middle-aged, or old men who are
miftering from the awful effects of follies
and excesses have been restore«! to perfect
health, mauho«>«l and vigor. The insti-
tion has proved a great Innin to those
unfortunates out of the city suffering
from private diseases. They are treated
successfully mv 111 il. ami the utmost
secrecy is preserve«!. Thev diagnose,
exam ine and give th* ir opinion of cases
free.
Hundreds are
lv in g treated by mail
successfully. A letter
explaining a case may
save many thousands
of dollars and years of
»uttering, and perhaps
a life. A letter to any
of the ladies and gen­
tlemen whose names
are mentioned above
would bring a reply
»ubstantinting
their
printed
statements.
Rheumatism, Asthma
Catarrh. l>ys|»o|*da. In
ula. Female W eahn e»». Semii
m ss. Cancer, Heart lfl»ea»«*. P«r«m« hiti
ì
s - 1
THE TRUE PROOF.
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Ciencral
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Po s ít ív e ^
W e want
F.
H & ÍM E k T
7 CATARRH
n ATAD D U
ü LIRES
Blieumatisni, Neuralgia,Corns,
HEADACHE, and ALL PAIN.
Th* California Pstiti,, ud Segltlr*
F .L K C T R IC
COUGH
C U R *
CURES COLD«, CROUP, C0HSUSPTI0I.
Sold by all Druggists.
Bach 16c, 90c A $1
r' ' « s i l n g « r A C o .. P r o p 's , L o s A n g e lo s .C a L
S«ud to * n i ! t h * o fo r vo u r w lr.h r outfit.
1 ht v have the biggest st«'.k o f nn
They h ave the l>e*t hnoN and sh««es
; ave
the cheapest hosiery fo r everyb ody,
h ave
he 1 restes* va riety >>f dry go «*!*
l ave
a m :, \
d a ll klntle
1
.
d ried
fru it o f the new crop . Th ev have • a n fic l gf«ods
*ri
T h e y n ave warm
h ey h ave b iau
kris from I f i L . i K up.
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have eons
nforts
forts from W rents
cents each to |f>.
I They bave overni’a
every-»l*e.
They
pay . spe­
m l ' « of
o f every
*ir e
T
h ey pa
llai atU>ntion tg
* — - Address
-—* f«*r 'g
to a ll —
orders.
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ll
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