A E d ito ria l — l l i t c r e n e « « f O pin ion I m p o r t a n t S ubject. o u , an W h at i» the force that ooata iliaeaaej and which is the most convenient appa ratus for applying it? How far is the regular physician useful to us liecause w e believe in him, and how far arc Ids pills ami |<owders and tonics only the material representatives of his personal influenp&oQ our health? The regular doctors cure; the homeo pathic doctors cure ; the llahneuiannite« cure; and so do the faith cures and the mind cures, and the so-called Christian scientists, and the four-dollar-and-a-half advertising itinerants, and the patent medicine men. They all hit, and they all miss, and the great difference— one great difference— in the result is that w hen the regular doctors lose a patient no one grum and ' when the irregu m bles, b' ' lar doctors lose one the community stands on end and howls,— Rochester Union and Advertiser. Nature cures, but nature can be aided, hindered or defeated in the curative process. Ami the Com m ercial’s conten tion is that it is the part of rational I ic ings to seek and trust the advice of men o f good character who have studied-the human system and learned, as far as modern science lights the way, how far they can aid nature and how they can ,bcst avoid obstructing her.— Buffalo Commercial. ■ It is not our purpose to consider the evils that result from employing the un scrupulous, the ignorant, charltans and quacks to prescribe- for the maladies that attlict the hum an family. W e simply de clare that the physician who knows something is better than the physician who knows nothing, or very little indeed about tbt; structure and the condit ons of the human system. Of course “ he does know it all.” — Rochester Morning II- raid. I have used W arners’s Safe Cure and but for its timely use would have been, 1 verily believe, in my grave from what the doetortr'tenned B righ t's Disease. I>. F. Shriner, senior editor Seioto G a zette, Chillicothe, Ohio, in a letter dated Juh'e 30, 1H!M. I u this little cJUIcet I have preserved all tliene year* the dearest remembrauce of iny honey moon. It is the hotel bill. I)e your clothes last as they used toi I not, you tintili be using a snap or w ishing ih' that rots them. Try the goo I oh! pointer / askioned Dobbins' K'ectric Soap per/eel ly pure to day as In lHtlá. i in Subject o f I,les. —T h e nailed lie Is no good. II Is the lie w hich lies around loose w hich we lik e to play with. -Women are not. slow to comprehend. T h e y ’re quick. T h e y ’re- alive, and yet it \^as a man who discovered the one remedy for their peculiar ail ments. i T h e man was Dr. Pierce. T h e discovery was his “ Fa vorite Prescription ” the boon to delicate women. W h y g o round “ with one foot in the grave,” suffering in silence— misunderstood when there's a remedy at hand that isn’t an experiment, but which is sold under the guarantee that if you are disappointed in any way in it, you can get your money back by applying to' its . makers. W e can hardly imagine a Woman’s not trying it. Pos sibly it may be true o f one or two -but we doubt it. W om en are .ripe for it. T h ey must have it. Think o f a prescription and nine out o f ten-waiting for it. Carry the news to them ! m T h e seat o f sick headache is not in the brain. Regu late the stomach and you cure it. I)r. Pierce’s Pellets are the Little Regulators. WIDE-AWAKE TRADESMEN S T O s fc j n l .1 BflBGAiNiwcrr o k a -- s u c k e r ; have learned by rxuerience that the only waterproof •oat they can self to a cowboy or hunter n the Pummel Slicker with (he “ Hah B u n d“ Trade Mark on it. They are the beat waterproof saddle Coats ever made. They keep the saddle, the horse's back, and the rider tnbrouahly dry and warm. No saddle aoree from the galling of a wet •addle. When used as a walking coat, the ex* tension . front buttons back, and the Slicker is changed at once to an ordinary coat. Just try one, they cost but little and will prevent colds, fevers, rheumatism, and other results to exposure to the weather. Beware of worthiest imitations, every garment stam|>ed with " Kish Brand ” Trade Mark. Don’t accept any inferior coat when you can have the "K ish Brand Slicker“ delivered without extra coat. Particulars and illustrated cat* •logue free. A. J. T O W E R , - B o sto n , M a ss, K B s fo r a Blow . •4I took one of your pretty young lit? K n e w W h itt T h e y W e r e B e ea u fte 11« ladies for a drive on W edn esday,” said S o m e I n i i d t ’ii U S h o w in g H o w T r o u b l e « A r i » o fr o m L i t t l e C au ses. l l u U H a m i M ad«- T h e m lfiin - « - !f. a traveling man at the W indsor. “ The “ There an* many am using Incidents H e wu-s the conductor o f a milk train du.-t was blow ing a cloud and covered connected with our business,” said a on the Erie railroad, and he Kit on a us up completely. 1 noticed that her safe m anufacturer one day to a Boston can at luncheon hour smoking in a none was twitching and that her eyes reporter. “ It is to In? expected that in reminiscent mood. were full o f dust, and »he nervously the ordinary course of events circum ‘ D M you ever roll a cigar?” h<* asked felt in her pocket, but seemed not to stance* will arise when a safe will have the brakenian. find what she was after. A fter a while to IMi opened by an expert. Locks, like ‘ 'C an 't »ay I d id ,” answered that she sneezed a little birdie sneeze and any other piece o f mechanism, are not worthy, spearm an pi<v« o f eorned beef said; 'M ontague (that's me), will you infallible. T h e best o f them are liable from his dinner pail with a cane knife. kindly loan me your hand kerchief ? 1 to fail at times through some slight de “ I h ave,” said the eonduetor. I find that I have lost mine in some stu fect in manufacturing, same as the had a farm up country, and a man say * pid way.* N o w I had just arrived from mainspring o f the most valuable watch to me, ‘H ank, Imre's a little terbacker a week’s trip, so my laundry was in a may give out unexpectedly. seed. See what you can d o with it. frightful state of decomposition and “ Not long ago a firm wanted a man A nd when it sprouts look out how you the one handkerchief that 1 had in my It was open, but they weed it, because terbacker looks terri inside pocket was like a printer's towel to fix their safe. could not shut the door far enough to bly like mullein.* Eo 1 planted the —it would stand alone on one corner— throw the holts. T h e man went to the seed, and when the plants got high so I blushed and told her I had lost enough I transplanted most o f ’em, ami mine. Things were getting rather scri place and after a brief examination saw a penny resting on one o f the bottom every night I'd go out and spado ous for want of a kerchief, and she said, flanges. T ak in g this off the door shut around and water the plants and pile ‘D e ar me, i want to blow my nose aw and locked all right. I forget how on the fertilizer. I never saw anything fu lly.’ much it cost the firm to have the man grow the way them terbacker plants “ I bashfully informed her that per go to their place and pick up that little did. I told the feller that gave me the imps I could oiler a substitute, and she coin, but it was enough to prevent its seed how the plants was grow in’, and looked at me expectantly. being repeated, no doubt. A similar lie came over to get some sprouts. He “ ‘W h a t ?’ she said. ease happened recently. W e were sent looked at the plants rather queer, felt “ ‘A — a— kiss,’ said I, desperately. for at about the close of business hours the leaves and says he, 'H an k, yer ter “ Sir! T ak e me home this instant.' to see what was the trouble with one of backer ’ll make fine mullein stalks.* “ 1 meekly turned my horse around. our safes. T h e holts would not throw And blamed if I hadfi’t been diggin’ ‘I was only offering to fulfil a biblical far enough to turn the lock. Th e re and waterin’ a wlude mullein patch. injunction, Miss K apphyno.’ suit was the finding o f a cloth button “ W ell. sir. he give me some more “ She looked at me relentlessly and from a lady’s dress in the lower bolt seed, and 1 raised that terbacker and coldly s a id : hole. cut it. There was a wom an lived near “ ‘H o w so?’ “ Some years ago we had delivered a me that used to work iu a e ig a r factory.' .“ ‘A kiss for a blo w ,’ I said, meaning new set o f vault doors for a bank about so I got her to show me how to roll ly, trying to smile. She blossomed out tw o hundred miles aw ay. Just before cigars, and then I went to work, f again in a minute. they were ready to occupy their new reckon the first cigar I made had “ ‘I guess we needn't go home,’ she quarters we hud a telegram to send a enough terbacker in it to make five, said.” — Denver News. man at once. T h e bolts of the outer and when I lit. it I braced my feet agin door would not throw far enough to the mantel pic • and pulled till I “ Ilu r r a li!" thought I'd bust. ! had to bore that W h a t was the origin of the exclatna lock it. O u r man went, and this is cigar with a gimlet before it would go, tion “ hurrah ?” There are few words what he fou nd: T h e bank officers had but after a while I got the h an g of still in use which can boast such a re fitted in a board for the tread o f the rolling, and l*d make up a boxful at a mote and widely extended prevalence vestibule, but had omitted to boreholes An time. I fell you they was men’s cigars. as this. It is <» iic of those interjections in it. for the throw o f the bolts. I never see anything since like the in which sound so echoes sense that auger and ten minutes’ labor made strength o f ’em. Th e way they’d burn, men seem to have adopted it almost everything all right, but made that too, was a caution. The light would instinctively. In India and Ceylon the piece of board a rather extravagant wind all around one o f them cigars mahouts and attendants o f baggage i luxury. “ Epicurean like, we have reserved like a cowpath, and you never knew elephants cheer them alon g by a perpet F or fear that how much smoke you had left. uul repetition of “ Hur-ru-re! Hur-rc* the best for tho last. “ I used to go out with a pocketful ro!” Th e A ra bs and camel drivers in this may reach the eyes of the hero of and give 'em away, but I never see I a Turkey, Palestine un<l Egypt encourage the incident I will substitute for his It feller f ry one hut once, f was dow n at their animals tospeed by shouting “ A r correct address that o f Calais, Me. was not a thousand miles from there. the station one Sunday afternoon. W e re, ar re!” was sittin' in a milk ear sm okin’, an d a Th e Moors in Spain drive their mules ; Th e letter read to come at once and young felier came along I knew. He and horses with cries o f “ A rre !” In open a safe, as there were important had on a brand new suit, and he Prance the sportsman excites his hounds documents wanted for immediate use. wouldn't sit down on a milk can for by his shouts o f “ IJnr-re, b a r rel” T he W ith his kit of tools a man took the fear of a grease spot. I offered him herdsmen of Ireland and Scotland | next train and arrived on the following It proved to be an old one o f my cigars, and he lit up. .lust shout “ Ilurrisli! Hu Irish !” to the stock evening. about the fifth puff that, feller sat down they are driving. It is evidently an fashioned safe with a large key lock. on a milk can as dick as could he; exclamation common to many nations, ‘T here,’ said the man, *is the safe. The lock has been working harder and didn't mind the grease at all, and when and is probably a corruption of “ T u r harder for weeks, until now I am he finished half an inch blamed if he aic” (T hor aid), a battle cry of the an I am in a hurry to have didn't fbrrt’w that cigar aw ay, forget all cient Norsemen, who called upon Thor, locked out. N ever mind the dam age if about his new clothes, and plump right tin» god o f thunder, to aid them in it opened. you will only break into it in short or dow n in a heap on the dirty floor, with their strifes. Si. Louis Republic. der.’ a face on him as while as tli.* mill; in a “ O u r expert took the key and tried can. He fore that young feller went Ini*«*»!» of L-iropt* ami Africa. H e then home* we thought he’d throw up bv “ Since 1 have mad • my m ap,” said it, but it refused to work. E xplorer lb try Stanley in an address took a small wire and picked out half a f«*et. ” " I tell you." said the conductoi to (he Royal ideographical society, "I thim bleful of dirt and lint from the thoughtfully, "them cigars was hum have ta\ n the trnubl • to measure the key, tried it again and a better working I low much is liter» ” extent« f t he area covered by this for lock w as never seen. “ Didn't the smoke smell had?” in est, and I find it to be something like your bill (' As this involved a trip to qtiircd the hrakeman with much inter 224,(MIO.000a e re »; and if we allow each and from Calais of about 600 miles, and est tree thirtv feet around for sufficient time and expense in proportion, h e re The conductor knocked the ashesoir space, and only fort y-eight trees to the plied £40. T ak in g a roll of hills from of his pipe ami waved the engineer t* aere, we have the colossal ligure of his pocket he said : That is satisfactory Does any one in the start up. “ W e ll.” he replied diplomat 10,75?.000.000 as the total number, and on conditions Ieally. I didn't mind it.” .New York if we calculate the plants and saplings place know your business here?’ The All right, then, Tribune o f the impenetrable undergrowth wo reply was, ‘No one.' get out by the next train and keep shall be am ong the incalculable bill In fe c t io n in f'i i u u i i i i ; < ¡11111. mum, for I would gladly pay £ 1 0 0 ions. " T h e practice o f chewing gum has l>r Th e forests *>f Kumpc, according to a rather than have any of my friends come very widespread It isn o ta vci*} know that J was fool enough to go to recent report o f one o f the state forest elegant habit, to many it is positively er» of Prussia, cover the following Boston for a man to pick the dirt out repulsive, and there arc sources o f dan of mv key. ” * — Boston Courier. areas, (iermniiy. ” 1 5!'(*>,00U acres; Rus gcr, too, that should not Is»overlooked sia. fiM.?.‘d.(5l)0 acres; Austria-11 un A h K le e t r ie It r a k e l o r T r a in » . A ease in point was related to us a few gary. b».051.700 acres. Sweden, 1?. A new electric train brake works upon days ago. Diphtheria broke out in a (KM),000 acre . Pr nice, 22.240,000acres. the inside face of the wheels, or rather fniuih in East Des Moines. A fter tin Spain, 10,;. ‘.»,000 acres; Italy, 9.N84, upon an iron disk fitted to it. The disk child had recovered, the clothing and 570 acres, and Lngiaiid. 2,471,000acres. or annular ring is a large plate of iron of all the e\p<>sed art icles fully disinfected, considerable thickness and several inches the parents, with the convalescent Men Llk f I«» (live. in depth, and is securely bolted to the child, visited some relatives in thecotiii “ Much obliged. Yes; don’t care if inner side of the wheel. ( )pj>osit6 thisring try. The indi pensahl«* chewTug gum. 1 d o ,” responded the close fisted man is another, which encircles the axle like Satan, went also in the mouth of of our set as l asked him to help on a loosely and is fixed by stay» in such a the little child Prompted by generos new wing to the orphan asylum where manner that it cannot revolve with the Itv it allowed its country cousins two my wife was a directress. As 1 turned wheel, but can I k * removed laterally so children to chew the gum previously tile corner I whipped the hook out of as to come in contact with or recede chewed by the v isiting child In three m\ overcoat pocket, and stuck it mi from the ring attached to the wheel. It or lour days. without an\ other known der the no e of the most benevolent is attached to powerful magnetic coils source o f in feet ion than the chewing man in our crowd. “ W ell, well,” be and constitutes a large e ec, ro-magnet. W hen the electric current i j applied to gum, the two children were simulra gasped. “ 1 w ouldn’t have* asked him, it it is powerfully attracted to the plate neously stricken dow n with diphtheria though. I should have expected to get on the wheel, with the effect of arresting in a most serious form. Exchange. a slap in the face, and I would rather its revolution and so acting as a brake.— have paid the .*jd,(H)0 lie has put down Chicago Herald. A l i u t i ss ètti T t m X I o lit i l m . out o f my own pocket than to have A Ittrge innubi r of persoti» visited risked insult in asking him .” A N e w I t i i !*£«>»•« S lo o p . Samuel (ingeniti im's abnttoir. at Forty The Gossoon is the name of a new “ Yes, and that is your constant mis »ixihHtrecttutù First avellile, to4sbe*a nat take,” I rejoined. “ That is bow you sloop that is soon to slide over the ways urai euiiif ity in thes'uapeof a full growu from tin* yard of Messrs. L a w ley & Sons, have earned your name for generosity hlaeli an«l w Itile Utili having t\vo separate You give rather than ask. But I assure and take its place among the fast sloops mouths. cadi r.niit litiing teetli. Tilt» an designed by Mr. Burgess She is about you that other men like to lx* asked imal i» | yeais olii, weighs aboilt 700 forty f«*et in length; the mast is thirty Men art» better than they seem.” — New ponici», and wa ' rhised mi a fumi near five feet, and w ill carry a mainsail, fore Yonkers bv Mr. Kobinson The semini York Week!) staysail, jib , jibtopsail and gafftopsail, lunutll Itaiigs front thè ilewlap. Italf way and when she is dead before the wind \ n a r d i U t * In N«*w Y o r k . iH'tween file base nf lite ja w ami thè can add a spinnaker. The Gossoon is 1 attended the first meeting of the Hhotlltler. It is pent ii .»¡m|H»d, »eveil owned by tin* Messrs. Adams, and is incile» long, live indie» witle, and lias an Radical club atCooper institute the other being built to race against the Minerva. opetiiiig or mentii in tlie bottoni about evening. It i» composed of Anarchists, — Boston Traveller. foni indie» ihtiks Iti tItisi moutli art Socialists,Nationalists and Henry ( teoige in»»' 1 il » and ■V, i ni well «lev» lo tted followers. It is fournit*,1 for all li The “ alternating mosquito bar” is .»aid t.» th. The animal hr« af lies and drinks and advanced thinkers. mul its men to be the name o f the latest device for things from it. 1 cx|k*ct great foiling the attempts of the mosquito to throng h Ihitli nn • Util» lmd cat» with the liu • head is well slui|H*d, al wax’s supjHi -,-,l that Annivhists disturb one’s sleep. It is simply a fine, ‘M T " one. and tl io only ot her in ruliarities ;ire a Socialists wore long midr. »oiled ! flexible wire doth or netting, which 1 con I - .».» 1 doubl«1right » ; 1 . m lid* r. with the slittiaider and siiielle«! horribly. drupe» the lied like a canopy. A small surprised to st*e the w ell dressed blade .i'Xt endi |t{r to the line of tlu> 1 electric lamp, fed with janver from a not kick bouc. nul a «bi ml de joinlieti left fore leg. and women w I k » crnwtlcd tin* room, too strong battery from beneath the bed. Tall »ilk hat's gave nn* a distinct »1 The 1 uiill i» ^.«* e and h1 111 ttw lie st of vitalizes the wires sufficiently t*> devital aud rosebud ht »ut« »tilderes in lap« I» of ize the unwary bin! of Jersey foolish condii iion. N ew York Tribune. fashionably evit coats maid«» I I I ) eves »pulì uiiotitfh to connect with the netting in very wide 1 was aimizt*d when 1 u im iin c* t.i-.-ai 1I.x lt ib ii Ion . search for gore. The. lamaic; \ tochi 1 >it it •n. which is to I k * dudish young men with pompad«» During the summer the n e w defense« opened by ! *rinct • t ieorge of W ale « a4 »out heads and waxen mustac lies «vere p«»i out to me as fiery and bloodthirsty An st the “ Needles.’’ on the Knglish coast, a rd ó ri», and one heavy swell of the chib are to In* tested by an elaborate series of window t v|>e nearly took my breath away ex|H‘riments. It is proposed to find out when In nv . Iked up to the woman treas whether the Brennan torptulo, for which tirer and. presenting hi» card with his England paid sòin >.( mm ). can stop a vessel h* st Fifth avenue 1 h >\ v . ask »I to l*e |>er passing up at full spetnl, and also if bos nutted to pay his entrance fee. tile shi)w could escape the fir»» from the I noticed espeeiallv the presence of batteries bv keeping close i/ider the young men. There was row after row cliffs. of voting, intelligent, earnest faces. wealthy citi who was sc H O W ’S B A K H IN ’* M AM ENT* ,ny o This Question is ofien asked, as many the cures are done to quickly. Thai the} are permanent no one w ill at tempt to den} after reading the following list or name our reporter met at Dr. Darrin's office win ha«l been cured two and three y ean ago. Air. William i'arrot’ of Middleton, Or , was almost totally deaf for years; cure^ two >ears ago. K ;v M M. Btshor ot Brooks. Or., c jred of na-al a id thro.it ca tarrh three year» » g x Mrs. F. A M rri», Newrberg, Or., »ays she is cured of asthma and bronchitis of ten years’ sta ding; »In wa* cured three years ago. Wm. M. Col well, Skamokawa W a»h . sciatic rheuma tism an 1 liver com plan*; re-a^red t health; a ’fco hi» brother. Geo. L. Colwell, ska nokawa, Wash, was cured of a numb ne-s of the arm two years since. Mrs. E. A bit, 100 North Fourteenth tfereet, Pot t- land, cured three }earn ago, after nine dretors had frile 1, i f fauitul menstrua tiou a d womb trouble in every conceiv able way, general debility, pain tbroug th heart and lungs Hundreds of other patients could be named hud we space to publish them. The Doctors are crowded wi:h patients from 10 a m . to 8 i*. m . Drs. Darrin ar no doubt the hardest-worked men in Port land The Doctors have a )arge country practice, and send their electric remediess to arty one desiring home treatment for any curable chronic, acute or private dis e ises, wh c t are kept strictly confid ntial One of the Doctors is visiting different towns in th- S'ate to better accommodate those who find it impossible to come to Port H od. One of tin- l)< e to n will he at the Washauer hole', B ik e r City, Noveni ber 7 to 22; the Umatilla house, The Dalles, November 23 and 24 the Oregon hotel, Ashland, November ifi to : 0, and Eugene City, December 1 to (i. The head office at7(H Washington street. Portland, will run as w e a l. Consultation md examination free. A ll classes trea'.ed tr.-** fr o m 10 to 11 a . m . daily. W hen anything stands a test of fifty «ear» among a discriminating people like the Americans, it is pretty rood evidence hat there is merit somewhere. The value >f a medicine is best proved by its contin ued u-*e from year to year bv the same persons and families, as well as by a ready increasing sale. Few, if any, med ic nes have met with such continued suc- ess and popularity as has marked the in- tro uction and pr< g ess of B r a n d r b t h ’ s H il l », which after a tria' of over hft> «ears, are conceded to be thi safest and nost effectual purgali e introduced to the pu* 1 c. That this is the result of merit, and that B k a n d r k t h ' s P ii ls actually periorm a'l that i» claimed for them, is conclusively •roved by the fact that th >i*e w ho regard 0 em with the urea test favor are those who have used them the longest. m CCANLVCR* OK* AND P IL E S A WON B LIC H L I* A T Eli. When you were reading the large pro»- itectus of T he Y o u t h » C o m p a n io n *, pub lished last week in our c* lumns, did you stop to c rnsid-r what a wealth of tilent w*as engaged in product g this remarkable paperi Its '-urcess is pfieiiom ral, and it is read in 45^,000 families because it is the best o? its kind. Now is ihe time to send your subscription. ¡§1 75 sent at once will ecuro you tlie rest of this year free, in cluding all the holfdiy number». T he Y outh s C o m p a n io n , Boston. B ew are o f im ita tion s o f the celebrated Seal o f North C a rolin a P lu g Cut Tobacco. T r y G k k m k a fo r breakfast. Y I T T T 17«T> T T - YV f j L M j J H v F j The v irtu e s or m erits o f a rem edy for pain do not n / \ n T7^ I j \ J JL\ X li• consist in its being as good for re lie f ais oth er remedies, but in the fact that it is better, in being m ore prom pt and sure, and therefore the best for the specific purpose. It is not an id le catch- .............. --------------------- lin e that trikes strikes the eye thus: S T . J A C O B S OIL THE GREAT REMEDY FOR PAIN, is t h e : b e s t . FRESH trn iu l an ÍM )tl]) Muntili} 1 in each in HUM ORS. COMPLEXIONS. W IT H P IM P L Y blotchy, o ily skin, reti, rough hands, w ith haps, pain fu l fin ger ends and shapeless nails, and sim ple baby hum ors p r e v e n te « ami cured by C u t ic u b a S o a p . A m arvelou s beatiti fier o f w orld-w ide cele b rity, it is sim ply in com parable as a sk in -p u rifyin g soap, unequaled fo r in e tol- let and w ith ou t a riv a l for th e nursery. A b so lu tely pure, d e lic a te ly m edicated, e x q u is ite ly perfu m ed, C u t ic u b a S o a p produces the whitest, clearest skin and softest hands, and preven ts in flam m ation and c lo g g in g o f the pores, the cause o f pim ples, blackheads and most c o m p le x io in il disfigurations, w h ile it adm its o f no com parison w ith the best o f oth er skill soaps, and rivals in d elicacy the most noted am i ex p e n s iv e o f to ile t and nursery soaps . Fale grea ter than the c o m bined sales o f all o th er skin soaps. Sold throu ghou t the w orld. Price, 25c. Send fo r “ H o w to Cure Skin and B lood D is eases.” Address P o t t e r D rug a n d C h e m ic a l C o r p o r a t i o n , proprietors, Boston. Mass, ft A c h in g sides and back, wi akkidiicy.-» and rheum atism re lieved iu one m in u te by the cele b ra ted C u t ic c r a A n t i -P% i n P i a s t e r .25 c Sat u rda y gnat and' : K VANI vu e rtiHi t l‘> A. in.; si ¿Subbie li n y . m . r. ria.t c\ e to a t t i nd. I t>. O. 1 m thè o o i Y. tY ( ÖHMmiay i (>. a . le. n enti di.) W. <\ T. GUT THIS OUT. f F YO U H A Y E A N Y W H E A T . B A R I E Y .O A 1 S , 1 Beaus, Potatoes. Dried Fruit, liv# o r dressed Pou ltry, Eggs, o r oth er farm produce, fo r best prices and prom pt rem ittan ces sh ip to May t i r . It c**fler. Treasurer Marsliall Price Berlin Company, S treet Con (Incorj>orated, C apital Stock $250,030), Councilmei C O M M IS S IO N M E R C H A N T S , 118-120 C lay St., San F ran cisco, C al. S e n d S a m p l e s . S ten cils and Sam ple Bags fur nished ou app lica tio n . I f you want au y in fo r m ation about o u r G rain and P rod u ce M arket, w rite fo r it. I CURE FITS! When I say cure I do not mean merely to stop them for & time and then have them return again. I moan a radical cure. I have made the disease o f FITS, E P IL EPSY or F A L L IN G SICKNESS a lifo-lon* study. I warrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. Because others have failed is no reason for not now receiving a cure. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Bottle of my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office. (U K KB. WHY! flu* T h e Rett has a net popu lation o f several th o u sand m illion s. I AD OLD Philogoph* r—W hat indu es the men to m arry? C yn ic—T e ¿iris do. H r ltd i n H a ll’ s Catarrh Cure is taken in ern a lly, autiug __ _ . - - » u ,es 0f d ir e c tly upon the b l°o d and mucous surfaces t the system. Price, 75 c e n t» per bottle. Bold by all druggists. DABY E lectio n is lik e a C h ristm as stockin g. You n ever k n ow w h a t’s in it, a d it's fu ll o f surprises. A B u ll’s-Eye Shot.—T h e lastesf piece o f local slang is to de.-eribe a man w h o is cranky w ith h a v in g ‘ fly-w h eels in his h ead.” K U I’ T U K K Profilile WALD1NG, KINNANA MARVIN, Wholesale Dru®ri»ti, Toledo, «*. K H I EN <1uy at 11 Flaunted the skull and cross bones, th e ir en sign , d efian tly at the masthead. Y o u r m odern pirate, not on the h igh seas, but upon the high re put a tion o f standard rem edies, skulks under various disguises. H is hole mik ! co rn er traffic lias never to any degree a ffected H ostetter’s Stomach B t- ters, althou gh that standard in v ig o ia n t and co r rective has lo n g been the shiu inv mark at w hich his shafts have been directed. Cheap local b it ters, com posed o f fiery u n rectified stim ulants, wi h an in fu sion , o r ex tra ct possibly, o f some ton ic bark, are still som etim es recom m en ded as iden tical w ith , o r sim ila r to, or possessing v ir tues kindred to those o f A m erica ’s chosen fa m ih m ed icin e. Th ese perish speedily, w h ile th e great subduer ami p rev e n tiv e o f disease pursues its successful car ur, o verc o m in g m alaria, d y sp ep sia. Mervoii-ness, k id n ey troubles, constipation and rh eu m atic ailm ents, not o n ly on this, but on m any continents. W e p o sitively cure n ip t lire and a ll rectal dis- eases w ithou t pain o r d deten tion from ................. el *' ------ * business. ------- N o cure, no pay ; and no pay u n til cured. A d dress for pam phlet Drs. Porterfield & J.«Bey H38 M arket street, San Francisco. 41 O n e C o ll H a lf Co) B r a n d r k t h ' s P il l s are »old in every drug and medicine store either plain or sugar coated. Bronson.—T h ey are try in g very hard to beat the lo tte r y dow n in Loui.-iana. Johnson.— W ell, it can ’ t be done. I k n o w ; I ’ve tried it. THK T H IS ? W e o f f.r $100 rew ard for any case «*f catarrh chat cannot be cured by ta k in g H a ll’s Catarrh Cure F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., P rop rietor«, T o led o , O. W e, the u a d en ig u ed . have know n K. J. C heney for the last fifteen years, *u d b elie v e him p er fectly h onorable in a 1 busiuess transactions and fin a n cia lly able to carry out any obligation s made by th e ir firm. W EST «k T R C A X , W holesale Druggists, T o l do. 0. A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of Homes— 40 Years the Standard. U. U . HOOT, 31, c.. 183 Pearl SL New York. Delicious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable and Wholesome. No other baking powder do^ °uch work. PATENTS. Fabers Golden Female Pills, F o r F e m a le Irre g u la r i ties ; u o th iu g lik e th e m o n th e m arket. Xever ail. Successfully used >y p »rom ro m in in e en n t la ladies m on th ly. G uaranteed to re lie v e suppressed m enstruation. IN VEN TO RS G UIDE — or — How In Obtain a Patent, Seul /iti ir v i K IC K I P H U K K I L , At L ru ey a t-law , W a -h iu gto n , D. C. w om en, lilt BOOK. P A I N L E S h ch ild birth ami hom e treatm ent fo ra !• hron- ic diseases—m en and < 0 1 ,1 ., T l i i r < l a a d A l d e r , l * o r i i • l i d , O r. SURE! SAFE! CERTAINI I jut only in Do not ^ D on ’ t b e hum bugged. S a v e T im e, H ealth, a n d m on ey ;take no oth- Ì b r. HA Ture (’n Hemlaol mai Ini c Pr. HAR 8ent to a n y address, . secure by m a il on re* \ C eig t o f price, — S T E I N W A Y , Gabler and Pease Pianos Meaning the B est P ia n o M a d e , and the favorite cheaper P'anos; all Musical Instruments; Bunds Sup- 1 pded; large stock of Sheet Music S t e in w a y H a l l , ’ 206 and *_08 Poht Street; M a t t h ia s G r a y C o . Call md see our 1 ew rooms and new stock. L T O A N IC C ai ttíf cornili» BEi Only f37.5( for I.atpst Dauiel K. Si* fc -- 1 H£ APHRO M ED I Cl N E tfMP AJU^r Western Branch, B ox ‘27, 1 ' U K T I . A N I a A o r * Sold by W isd om D r u g C o ., Fortland, Or. I t is th e best cu re fo r a ll aches and pains, and it holds T o this specific fact A r c h b is h o p s , B i s h o p s, C lerprym en , L a w y e r s , D o c to rs , G o v e rn o r s , G e n e r a ls , S e n a to rs , M e m b e r s o f C o n gT ess a n d L e g is la t u r e s , U . S. C o n su ls, A r m y a n d N a v y O ffic e rs M a y o r s a n d O tticials, testify and unite In sa yin g: “ W e suffered pain; " I d i ' R Sì * E » IU ! OOP O T H E R R E M E D I E S F A I LE D , and St. Jacobs Oil cured prom ptly and per m an en tly.’' For the same reason THE POOR MAN fiads w h a t h e seeks and needs, is not deceived and w ill h ave it at any price. F IG H T IN G A 11 A w fu l D E ATH . L x p e r i c u re o f S e v e r a l C a li fo r n ia n ». | S A P O U 0 > c le a ^ n lin e s s & n « dn h- < ut It is s o l i d c & k e ^ - r - ^ o j ' s c o u r i n ^ soa^ pt T r y i t in y o u r n e x t h o u s e - c le a n in g a«nd beh& ppjy. C H E A P C O M F O R T Can be secured by the small investment in one cake of SAPOLIO when you have a house or kitchen to dean. From the paint to the pots and pans, and inducting tho windows and floors, it is the very best labor-saving soap for scouring and cleaning. All Grocers sell it. ___________ The Having of lives Is the work under- 1 taken by the new institution, the Cosmo- i politnn Dispensary of San Francisco. They have got together the greatest ar- ; ray of medieiil and surgical Talent ever \ brought to the Pacific Coast, and the ! wonderful cures they have already ae- , New Coods. eomplished ar«* marvelous. Mr. A. As- New Store. Cym nasium and A th le tic Coods torg, living in Marin county, California, near San Kafnel, was taken to them on crutches, and two weeks later was able j to walk. “ They saved my life,” he wrote to the San Francisco papers. Mrs. K e m in g to ia , IC e m iiig t o », S. G. Smith of 1705 Market street, San P a r k e r H r o » ,9 Francisco, was dying when she was taken W i n e h e s te r 9 .4 5 -6 0 COLTS to them. She was given up by six phy X -lI a r lm , C n lt ’ N ■<* S111 ill», > IE W LIG H TNIN G M A G A Z IN E sicians. She said to a reporter a month r o l l ’ s S im ig lili», later: “ If it had not been for the Cos H ep« u l i n g R ifle s mopolitan Dispensary I w uld have ln*cn 172 A N D 174 T i l I K B S T , .15 Y A M H I L L S T ., P O R T L A N D . O R . in mv grave to-day." Mr. W in. P. Kane of 17i:i Post street ; Mrs. M. J. McManus, S14 Jessie street; ( ’has. Ilem pler, 502 THAT CAN Jlfi USI-.l) iVKRY DAT Davis s’ reet; David is tlie kin.l tliat pays. Scores o f William s, 370 Shot- young business men, and hun- well street, A lexW ood, _ _ _ ___ __ ___________ _ dre»lsofb<x>k-keepers and sten* 5 5 Seventh street ; P. ographers o f I hi U i suxes, attribute their success to a course at tin- Portlans! Busi A. Anderson, ISO)1-.» I ness College, Portland, o egon, or the Capital Business College, Salem, Stockton street; i. M. Oregon. Both are under the management o f A. P Armstrong, have same courses o f D W right 1324 F lo r -! study, same rates o f tuition. Business, Shorthand, Typen-ritinp. Penmanship nnd E ng ¡da street, and any | lish Departments. W rite to either for joint Catalogue aud specimens o f penmanship. numlter of others San Francisco have been cured by them. NEW LAW There is not a dis C L A IM S . ease under the sun that W ILLIAM C. B EC K ARMS * PENSI ONS! A p p lv t o M IL O B S TE VE N S A CO., Attorneys. I l l » F «îr»*et. W ashin gton, D. C.. Branch offices C levela n d . D etroit. Chicago. New Pension Law. Give* all H-filo« * aud d'sabled soldiers and sailors a pension; no evidence to furnish; no ilischarg'' papers r*Mj»iircd; advice free; no ad v»>nee expense o* fe»\ Authorize«! reg ster d I* S lVu-i*>n Attorney (2 • year** existence), C apt .1 H S H K P A R D and M aj . W E NORRIS 31 *‘ Pine Street. IL hhii 47. «djoining » Pension Agency. Sa Francisco, Cal References. A .1 B «ckle*. Command*-r G A R Dept, «.f California, and other department official Sp — Local or Traveling, T o sell o u r w ell-k n ow n Nursery stock. W e w ant good, liv e ly w ork ers, and w ill pay w e ll—co m m ission or »ala ry. G ood references required. A p p ly qu ick. L. L. M A Y St CO., N urserym en, St ra n i. Minn CALIFORNIA IQ * Q ùt a ìb IH - m (S3 lai > £ h H* < Ü LU à i CO ., S A LES M EN W ANTED, w ‘ Idi R S is - g , & . Guns, Rifles, Revolvers, Sporting Goods and Fishing Tackle, they cannot treat. Young, middle-aged, or old men who are miftering from the awful effects of follies and excesses have been restore«! to perfect health, mauho«>«l and vigor. The insti- tion has proved a great Innin to those unfortunates out of the city suffering from private diseases. They are treated successfully mv 111 il. ami the utmost secrecy is preserve«!. Thev diagnose, exam ine and give th* ir opinion of cases free. Hundreds are lv in g treated by mail successfully. A letter explaining a case may save many thousands of dollars and years of »uttering, and perhaps a life. A letter to any of the ladies and gen tlemen whose names are mentioned above would bring a reply »ubstantinting their printed statements. Rheumatism, Asthma Catarrh. l>ys|»o|*da. In ula. Female W eahn e»». Semii m ss. Cancer, Heart lfl»ea»«*. P«r«m« hiti ì s - 1 THE TRUE PROOF. fiß C F. L SJ Ciencral SI S] S] ? Grai Tre< S ] Po s ít ív e ^ W e want F. H & ÍM E k T 7 CATARRH n ATAD D U ü LIRES Blieumatisni, Neuralgia,Corns, HEADACHE, and ALL PAIN. Th* California Pstiti,, ud Segltlr* F .L K C T R IC COUGH C U R * CURES COLD«, CROUP, C0HSUSPTI0I. Sold by all Druggists. Bach 16c, 90c A $1 r' ' « s i l n g « r A C o .. P r o p 's , L o s A n g e lo s .C a L S«ud to * n i ! t h * o fo r vo u r w lr.h r outfit. 1 ht v have the biggest st«'.k o f nn They h ave the l>e*t hnoN and sh««es ; ave the cheapest hosiery fo r everyb ody, h ave he 1 restes* va riety >>f dry go «*!* l ave a m :, \ d a ll klntle 1 . d ried fru it o f the new crop . Th ev have • a n fic l gf«ods *ri T h e y n ave warm h ey h ave b iau kris from I f i L . i K up. -------------- have eons nforts forts from W rents cents each to |f>. I They bave overni’a every-»l*e. They pay . spe m l ' « of o f every *ir e T h ey pa llai atU>ntion tg * — - Address -—* f«*r 'g to a ll — orders. fu w ll ! M rtk olan and___. . ,___ o f ..._____.....___ H ud copy H tm i Circle H free) f « • » U h * . « a . h * i « r r . t i « • r o u t « it r r r t , tan tra n c i««, t a l. L. 209 Successor« t A w ife «in g for h in a n » u i ■ft. ;■ f • ; BÍiTeto n i «p. happ,-, to a poli th e lirw : *ong. m t troii Fr.-, Vii <vr r mj a