I
H IS
M O T H E R 'S
PlEa
P t « to lle d and tried and worried,
I 'v e gon e the oook-books through.
T i l l m y brain Is tired and flurried.
And m y hands and patience, too.
I ’ ve had the best instruction
F rom the a blest cooks in town.
A nd m y pies are cri*p and da in ty
A nd d elic a te ly brown.
But apple, m ince o r pumpk n.
O f any form o r shade,
▲re nothing to m y husband
L ik e the pies his m o th er made.
Bo I 'll g iv e the stru ggle over,
And thro * m y pride away,
But as sirro as I'm a m other
I ’ ll be aven ged som e day.
M y bonnle lads are grow in g,
A nd th e y’ll not be afra id
T o t e ll th e ir fu tu re spouses
W h a t pies th e ir m oth er made.
—C ie ily Corw in, In G ood H ousekeeping.
D A I S Y ’S F A R M .
The
S te rile L a u d T h a t P r o v e d a
a V a lu a b le L e g a c y .
Daisy was engaged, and her betrothed
was receiving the merry congratula­
tions of the family, consisting of her
uncle, her aunt, and nearly a ro
dozen of cousins.
Wharton Hill, a young lawyer, slowly
winning name and fame in his profes­
sion, was being vigorously hand-shaken
and noisily welcomed by the Truemans,
when Ned cried:
“ Perhaps you didn’ t know Daisy was
an heiress, Wharton.”
“ Ned—don’t!” said Daisy, reproach­
fully.
“ A landed proprietress,” cried Tom.
“ I do not refer to the paltry six hundred
a year she draws from her father's
•state, but to her own property.”
“ Her farm, in fact!” said Sue.
“ Yes, her farm,” echoed Nod, coming
to the front once more.
“ When you
are tired of law you can start gentleman
farming upon your country-seat.”
A fter they were all gone, having jest­
ed a long time on this subject, Wharton
was surprised to see tears in Daisy’s
soft, brown eyes.
“ What is it, darling?” he asked.
“ T hey don't mean to hurt my feel­
ings,” Daisy said, gently, “ but they w ill
lest about my farm, and—and— I don’t
lik e It.”
“ But do you really own a farm?”
“ I t is not a valuable possession, as you
w ill see when I toll you about it. When
I was a baby, soon after mamma died, I
was very ill, and the doctors advised my
father to send me to the country for
ehango of air. There was an old servant
of father's family, who had married a
farmer and was le ft a widow with a
small farm. Such a farm, Wharton! The
house has only three rooms, and looks
as if a high wind would utterly demolish
It; tho land is so poor that it was slow
starvation to cultivate it. But it was all
the home Margaret had. You may judge
that she was very glad to receivo the
liberal price father paid for me, and ray
own mother could not have given ino
more lovin g care. Every year father
same to tuke me away, and every year
was persuaded to leave me, until I was
eight years old, and a m arvel o f rugged
health and perfect ignorance.® Then I
was put in boarding-school, but I still
spent my summer vacations with old
Margaret, and my trunk was always half
filled with comforts for her. Having no
one In tho world who claimed kindred
with her, no one else but me to love,
Margaret loved me with her whole
heart. Six years ago, after father died,
and I came here to live with Uncle Tom,
Margaret died and loft me her farm, it
has been a joke In the fam ily ever since.
The place is so utterly valueless that we
can neither sell It nor rent it, and it
represents only the love of an old woman
for her nursling.”
“ Some time wo w ill visit it. You have
not told me its locality.”
“ It is in Pennsylvania, nine miles
from anywhere, father used to say, be­
cause it is nine miles olT tho railroad.
But you can always hire a wagon or car­
riage at G-----to go over to Corn’s M ill;
and ray farm is very near Corn's M ill.”
A fter this explanation, Wharton bore
tho jesting about Daisy’s real estate
with perfect good nature, and declared
his intention of erecting a palatial
country seat upon the place, when be
became a m illionaire and Judge of the
Supreme Court.
Being people of modest desires, and
having an income of about six hundred
dollars apiece, Wharton and Daisy saw
no reason to delay their wedding, and
were married with a large assemblage
of true friends around them.
They
went to housekeeping in a little house,
modestly furnished, and were fair speci­
mens of “ love in u cottage.”
But Wharton H ill was ambitious.
Having studied his profession under
great difficulties often going hungry to
buy needful books, often losing his
night's rest to pore over knotty points,
he was both fond and proud of his life
work, and strove to win a good position
therein. His love for Daisy, true, honest
love, was never allowed to interfere
with his pursuit of fame in his pro­
fession, ami after he was married ho at­
tacked his studies with fresh ardor,
•pending his time in his office, w hen not
actually engaged in the court-room.
L ittle Daisy, whose life was affection,
found time often hanging heavily upon
her hands, as Wharton became mere
and more popular and tho number of
bis clients increased. But she was al­
ways ready with loving welcome w hen
he did come to his home, and she knew
that much of his ambition anti ardor
was for her sake.
Tho third year of her married life was
nearly over, and her only child Tom
Trueman H ill, was eighteen months
old, when Wharton, ever busy and full
of energy, began to complain of rack­
ing pain In his head, and loss of mem­
ory. Often in the midst of an argument
the thread of his speech slipped from
his mind, and cost a great mental strug­
gle to he resumed.
He fought the symptoms bravely, but
Daisy was full of terror at the change
in him. He grew haggard and restless,
oppressed with vague fears of loss of
reason, and really suffering gn at physi­
cal pain.
A t last, much against his will, he a l­
lowed Daisy to call in the fam ily physi­
cian, whose advice was simple, but
strongly urged, consisting of two words
only. “ Perfect rest.”
“ The brain Is overworked,” he ex
plained, “ ami no medicine w ill avail
while he persists in study and practice.
Get him away, if you can. H ’m this is
May, a good time for a country trip.
Take him to the country, Mrs Ifill.”
Wharton rebelled. It was ruin to
leave his office, where cases of import­
ance were in his bands, lie must work,
or they might all starve
He would de­
cline some of the practice offered him.
would take little trips during the sum­
mer: would, in short, temporize.
And then Daisy—little, brown-eyed
Daisy—whose voice was as soft as a
flute who was scarcely larger than a
A N D S T IL L T H E Y CO M E.
P A IN IN H i t STOMACH N IN E YEARS , AN E L E G A N T P A C K A G E OF F IN E
F O R E IG N G O S S IP .
! well-grown child of twelve, “ put her
CARDS.
foot dow n.” Such a mite of a foot! It
A n d H o w H e W a s C u red b y th e N e w M od e
S a n F r a n c i s c o , J a n u a r y 29, 1890.
—T h * consumption of American can­ )
was absurd to imagine it had any weight
o f T r e a tm e n t by E le c tr !c ltr --O th e r
ned fruit is continually on theincrea.se 1 Sierra Chemical Co.
CURES P E R M A N E N T L Y
I n c lu d in g 15 rare novelties, shape« and
in tho world'* machinery; but it was
W o n d e r fu l C u r e ».
artistic imported ole<>graphic and chro-
among the middle classes of England.
G e n t l e m e n : 1 have been a sufferer
down, and Daisy kop« it there. Tom
S
P
R A IN S a n d S T R A I N S .
Editor Oregonian: For nine yearn I 1 matic card«. This large and beautiful col­
—The Archbishop of Paris denoun«**» from kidney complaiuU for several years,
A t h l e t e s P r a is e i t H i g h l y .
was a lawyer, and Tom could take
have been seriously afflicted with a pain lection sent by mail to any one who w|J)
•
v.
Minna
BL,8*n Frsm isco,t «1., May 3,1887.
Wharton's cav a for the summer months. cremation, and orders his clergy to d|> and have used all kinds of medicine with- in my stomach. Nothing 1 ever tried for 1 do this: Buy a box of »he genuine Dr. C.
Some t'ra e p ^ o , w h ile a m em ber of the ^
There was her farm—a poor place to be so. He sayr it is a triumph of m aterial­ \ out any appareut results or relief until my it did me any good. Dr. Darrin cured me McLane’s Celebrated Liver Fill« from any Olym pic A th letic Club, I sprained m y kn ee^#^
friend advised me and told me of the won­ with home treatment iu five weeks by hin druggist, price 25 cents, and mail us the severely and suffered agony, but was speedily
sure, but at least a house, and with some ism over spiritualism.
sa d com pletely cured by st Jacobs Oil.
A
—An Australian town has given ita derful cures The Great Sierra Kidney und new mode of treatment by electricity and outside wrapper with your address, plain
furniture in it. and surrounded by beau-
JO H N G A R B C T T .
w
medicines. I can be t-een at Mo lalla, lv written, and 4 cents in stamps. The
tifulscenery, possessing the purest of air streets chemical names, such as Argent» Liver Cure was accomplishing. 1 was in­ Clackamas county, Oregon.
genuine Me Lane's Fill* are prepared only
J u m p e d f r o m E n g in e .
by Fleming Bros., Fittsburgh, Pa., ana
H o m e r T r u l l in g e r .
and water. With six hundred a year Beryl, Cobalt, Kaolin, Iodide, Oxide» duced to buy one bottle but without much
6"9 8. 17th sit., Omaha, Neb., i?ept 22,1888.
have been iu constant use for over sixty
I lum ped from an en gin e in collision, and
they would not starve, and there was a Bromide and Sulphide.
faith, and to iny surprise after using that
« r a in e d m y ankle very badly. 1 used canca
years.
They
are
superior
to
al!
others
in
—Some
beer
was
recently
discovered
nest-egg in bank in case of emergency.
M r. W illia m R o h r ’ » W o n d e r fu l C u re.
. bottle I noticed such a great Improvement
l urity and effectiveness. A certain cure for weeks. 8 t Jacob» O il com pletely cured
______________ ti. ROEDER.
Wharton pshawed! Wharton fumed. walled up in the cellars of a brewery at \ that I k**pt on until 1 have now med three
Mr. Editor: This is to certify that Dr. for indigestion and sick headache. A d ­ me.
Darrin
ha«
cured
me
of
chrouic
na*al
an
i
a t D u r u m ts * \ n D k a i . f r s .
which
had
been \ bottles and can safely say that I am en­
dress, Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Fa.
A ll in TllB.
R itv R little D iilV Burton-on-Trent,
throat
catarrh
by
electricity
and
medical
TH
E
CHARLES
A.
V0CELEP CO.. Baltimore. M l
packed trunks, arranged her household, bro’ ed in the year 1798. It was found, tirely cured and never felt l»et*er In my
treatment. 1 reside at the New York
engaged her one half-grown g irl to ac­ to l>e in good condition.
life. I wish to recommend this remedy to hotel. Front and B streets, Portland.
company the party as child’s nurse, and
—It is reported that the Czar o f > all sufferers from kidney and liver disor
W il l ia m H o u r .
enlisted the entire Trueman fam ily on Russia has added to his imperial cares
ders, for it will positively do the work.
When I say cure I do not mean merely to atop them
her side.
A f f l i c t e d W i t h C a t a r r h S ix Y e a r s .
again. -----------
I mean - a
and anxieties those of becoming an im ­
for a tune and then have them return-«,----
Very truly yours,
L. H. C o h n ,
radical cure. 1 have made tho disease i of FITS, EPU r
And Wharton, finding those queer mense cotton planter, and that be an­
Editor Oregonian: I wish to testify in
EPSY or F A L L IN G SICKNESS a life-long stpdj.
»¿tidy. »
Atlantic
and
Pacific
Pub.
Co.,
Hoorn
52,
liehalf of Dr*. Darrin and tell of the won­
w arrant my remedy to cure the worst cases. Becr.i
feelings in his bead Increasing, the nually raises a huge crop of cotton from
others have failed is no reason for not B|
St. Anne’s building, San Francisco, derful cure they performed on me for
dizzy spells becoming more frequent, liis vast estates at Mughab.
cure. Bend at onoe lor a treatise ant
catarrh of six year*’ standing.
I am
of mr infallible remedy. Give Express and Post
finally submitted to fate, in tho person
—The Czar lias a new train of cars to
II. 6 . U U O T , ffi, c . , 183 Feurl si. New t<u*
happy to say I am perfectly cured, and can
of Daisy, explained the various points travel in. The cars are connected with t Mr. D olan — P ro h ib itio n ud be a terrib le thing. Ire referred to four miles out of Orcg m
at issue to Tom Trueman, and, accom­ each other by vestibules, so that he can \ oiin th iu k ln ’ . Mr. ilo lio h a u — Faith it ud be ' City, Or. Postoiflce address, Oregon City.
L e s t e r M. L k l a n d .
panied by wife, ohild and nurso, took pass from one to another without being j ei.ou gh to d r o iv e a man to driuk.
up bis journey to Corn’s M ill. It was ,♦ en from the cutside, and they are cov­
F o r F e m a le Irre g u la r
I)rs. Darrin can b« consulted daily at
I ties; n oth in g lik e them
early morning when a rickety old wagon in *d with iron and eight-inch walls of D O N 'T G O O F F B K F O K K V O L A K E
o n tho m a r k e t A'eter
READY,
the Washington building, corner Fourth
containing the party and baggage en­ cork.
f a il. Successfully used
and Washington streets, Portland, and
on a lo n g Journey. Be fu lly pre­
oy
p rom in en t ladles
tered an inclosure that had once been
— In a library in Paris, the largest in P a rticu la Y rly
o u cannot be, perm it ns to say, unless Barlow Catlin building, Tacoma, Wash.
m on th ly. Guaranteed
a fence, and tho fam ily took possession t ie world, is a Chinese chart of tho pared.
you are acco m p a n ied w ith the tra veler’s and Hours 10 to 5; evenings, 7 to 8; Sundays,
to re lie v e suppressed
vade mccum, H ostetter’s Stomach Bit- 10 to 12. AH chronic disease*, blood
of Daisy’s Farm.
m enstruation.
I heavens made about 000 years before tou rist’s
most ge n ia l o f a ppetizers, a c c lim a tiz e s taints, loss of vital power and early indis­
Tho prospect was not encouraging. ; Christ In this chart 1,400 stars are ! ters,
SURE! SAFE! CERTAIN!
and prom oters o f d ig estion . A g a in s t sea sic k ­ cretions permanently cured, though no
T h e house had not Improved in years of ound to ho correctly inserted, as cor­ ness, m alaria, cram ps and co lics begotten o f
D on ’ t he hum bugged.
references are ever made in the press con­
badly
cook
ed
or
u
nw
h
olesom
e
food
and
brackish
emptiness and neglect, and even Daisy’s roborated by tho scientists of the pres-
S a v e T im e,
H ealth,
water, nervousuess, increased by tra vel, ch ro n ic cerning such case*, owing to the delicacy
a n d m oney ¡take no o th ­
heart sank at the broken roof, the
j biliousness and co n s tip atio n , the Bitters is a of the patients. Examinations free to all,
er.
| ent day.
; so vereign p r e v e n tiv e , it im ia r ts a relish for and circulars will be sent free to any ad­
tumble-down doors, tho shaky windows.
S ent to a ny address,
—Roumanian pigs feed in herds, eat ' food not a ltogeth er to y o u r taste, and preven ts dress Charg s for treatment according
secure by m a il on re-
But, as she said, covering her dismay
grass, go home at night of their own ae- i it from d isa g reein g w ith you. N e ver was there to patient’s ability to pay. The poortreated
| such a ca p ita l th in g fo r the u n fortu n ate dys-
with a brave smile, “ there they were,
Cei$dre 1>r*ce’
•ord, and in tho most good-humored i p ep tic w ho stands in dread o f the best cooked free of charge from 10 to 11 daily. A ll
and they must make the best of it!”
! manner to their styes or stables; but meal. Btom achic trou ble caused by ill-prepared private diseases confidentially treated and
1 H E APHRO MEDICINE COSPARY,
Jennie, tho nurse, proved a treasure,
’ vian ds aboard ship, on steamboats, a n d rations cures guaranteed. Patients at a distance
now and then they w ill chase a man, i h astily bolted af ra ilw a y restaurants, is soon can be cured by home treatment. Medi­
Western Branch, Bo* 27, fU K IL A M D , OR*
and the women were soon busy “ putting
Sold by W isdo m D ru g Co.. Portla n d , O r ___
:uui, if they can overtake him, w ill rem edied by the Bitters, w h ich g iv e s a quietus cines and letters sent without the doct;rs’
to rights,” while Wharton took Tom on
j
also to rh eu m atism , k id n e y troubles and in ­
name appearing.
knock him down and eat him.
Q T P IH iW A Y
K K A M i'H .
PRAN K
som nia.
an exploring expedition over tho estate.
a i Q i r a W H I .
A M K A C M . « a b le r . R o e-
—A remarkable three-story reservoir
There was a queer glance in his eyes
Its superior excellence proven iu millions of homes for rish Pian os; B u rd e tt Organs. Band In stru m ents,
SORE SH OU LDER CLUED.
1 T h e top and bottom o f a n y th in g are co n s id ­
Mas
just
been
built
upon
Montmartre,
more than a quarter of a century, it is used by the la r g e s t stock o f S heet M u sic and Books. Bands
as he came back in time for dinner, but
ered ex trem es, but there is n ’ t mu< h differen ce
United States Government. Endorsed by the heads of supplied a t Eastern P ric e s .
M A T T H IA S
! ho highest point in Paris. The capacity , betw een them in a straw berry box.
Charles A. Stiles, 180 Carroll st., Buffalo, the Great Universities as the Strongest. Purest and G R A Y GO.. 206 Post S treet San Francisco.
ho only said:
most Healthful Dr. Price’s Oream Baking Powder doe^
N. Y ., writes:
“ I can’t quite trust my own head yet is 11,000 square meters and the area
not contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Hold only in cans
NO DELAY. Circular
For catarrhal and throat disorders
B A K IN G POW DER OO
tn e . W. f. BOULTIi,
Daisy, but—is there a post-olllce at ¿,300 square meters. It is proposed to
“ I have been a clerk in the Continental N B W Y O R PRICE
“Brown's Bronchial Troches’* are re­
K
C H IC A G O .
HAN F R A N C IS C O .
W a s h i n g t o n . D . 0 .
t
supply
tho
whole
city
with
water
from
Corn's M ill?”
nowned and marvelously effective, giving Hotel, corner Exchange and Michigan
“ Yes, the mail goes out twice a week.' 1 this high level.
immediate relief.
9 reets, for some years, and first used
“ Give me a sheet of paper and an en­ i —T h e London Institute of Actuaries
A l l c o c k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r s three years
proposes
to
dispense
with
the
services
A
n
“
o
rig
in
a
l
p
a
ck
a
ge’
’
n
ow
in
Kansas
w
ill
ago for a «or* shoulder. I fed down stair*
velope, that’s a dear.”
m ean am th in g from a barrel o f w h is k y to a
>f
medical
men
in
exam
ining
for
insur-
and
gst a terrible wrench and bruise. For
“ Now, Wharton, that is not resting.*'
h a lf p in t flask.
several we^ks I suffered acute pain in the
moe in cases where the applicant pre­
only write » lozein lines, dear”
There are people using D .bbins’ Electric shoulder joint, and getting no relief, or
Tne dozen lines being written and fers to make a statement before a re-
on y temporary, from numerous liniments,
posted, Wharton seemed to find an un­ ponsible officer. T h is change is based Soap to-day who commenced it« use in I put on an A l l c o c k ’ s P o r o u s P l a s t e r ;
18(15. Would this be the case were it not
upon
tho
idea
that
thousands
of
people
failing source o f amusement roving
th* purest and most economical soap kept it on for two or three weeks and my
about th«* farm, poking holes in the in good health w ill not insure because made? Ask your urocer for it. Look out shoulder was well. They also cured me in
six w’eeks of a most obstinate form of dys­
they
have
to
pass
through
the
doctor’s
ground with a short cano, often kneeling
for imitations. Dobbins’.
pepsia.”
down to examine the earth, so turned surveillance.
ve ry man has a fo o l streak; it is o n ly a
—Tho German Rmpross is forming a m E atter
I f afflicted w ith Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
over. Daisy hinted at planting some
of g iv in g h im o p p o rtu n ity to show it.
T h om p so n ’s E ye W ater. Druggists sell It. 25c.
vegetables, though sho said, despond­ “ League for the Preservation of Good
T h e U n ited States G o vern m en t m akes regular
B ew are o f Im itatio n s o f the celebrated Seal o f
Habits” among lh-ussian ladies. The
en tly :
N orth C a rolin a P lu g Cu t Tobacco.
purchases o f “ T a n s ill’s Bunch ” fo r the army.
“ I don’t suppose they w ill grow if we uembers bind themselves to discourage
P l u n d e r ’ « O r e g o n I l l o o d P u r i f i e r is
luxury in every form, both for them­
do.”
N e w Y o rk G irl— H a ve you ra p id transit in the best rem edy fo r that d ead disease, dyspep­
“ N ever mind beans and peas now, selves and their friends; to wear fewer, Philadelphia? PhiladelphiaGlr£-|Ion©Ht! No! sia, for it regulates the lym p h a tic system and
bad secretions.
love. W alt till we have an answer to more simple and cheaper dresses, and
T r y OiCRMKA fo r breakfast.
to practice rigid economy in their
my letter.”
T H E W ID E S P R E A D FAM E OF TH E
A week later, when Juno was young, households.
IIIH T O O E N E T IC M E D IC IN E S .
—A new French law' bestows certain
tho answer came in the person of two
e a u t y
men, one white-haired and absent- advantages on fathers of more than 7
M odesto , Cal., March 30, 1890.
minded, the other young and emphati­ diildron. T h e resulting inquiry shows
cally busine -like.
Wharton
gave i hat there are 2,000,000 households in Dr. J. Eugene Jordan, Seattle Wash.
them cordial welcome, and after par­ France in which there has been no
STORED
D e a r S i r : You r letter with prescrip-
taking of a substantial luncheon, the hild; 2,500,000, with 1; 2,800,000, with 2 | tion came some day« ago. The medicines
-.V; b y
#
•hiUlren; 1,500,000. with 3; about 1,000,-
three started out upon the farm.
i Miss Hall was taking were A.,1., M., OO.,
C U t i c U f ^
L ittle Daisy, Intensely happy in tho ooo, with 4; 550,000, with ft; 280,000 with
L She lias been taking your prescription,
knowledge that Wharton had not had i; and 200,000 with 7 or more.
f^ / v \ ç d iç s .
and is taking it «till, although she says
—Modern inventions have a hard time
one diz/.y turn since their arrival on the
she considers herself thoroughly cured.
o
t
h
i
n
g
i
s
k
n
o
w
n
t
o s c ie n c e a t a l l
of
it
n
Constantinople.
A
German
farm, that he had the appetite of a
com parab le to the C u t ic ü r a R e m e d í *.* L i
plow-boy, and was cheerful and full of photographer undertook to catch a She commenced taking the medicine when th e ir m a tvelo n s p roperties o f c cau sin g, p u rify ­
animation, was busy baking a batch of picture of tilt; Sultan as he rodo to the | she was first taken sick, rod was immedi­ in g and b e a u tify in g the skin and in cu rin g tor­
tu rin g, d isfigu rin g, itch in g , scaly and p im p ly
pies, when the three gentlemen re­ mosque, but the royal guard rushed ately benefited. She was persuaded by her ! diseases
o f the su m , sea p and blood , w ith loss i
turned to the hou 'H.
She could see upon him and smashed his instruments. folks to go back to her old physician. She ! o f I»air.
C
u
t
ic
u
r a , the great skin cure, and C T t k t k a
grew
wor
e
under
his
treatment,
and
them from tho kitchen window as they I’he reason for tbo violence is an inter­
S o a p , an ex q u is ite skin h ea u 'ifler, prepared from
caine over the neglected path, and saw dict of the Koran which forbids all finally took her case in her ow n hands and , i it. extern a ly.im d C u t ic u r a RicsoLVKNT,tb< n ew
that Wharton's eyes wore full of exul­ pictures of the human form. Th e pho­ • bought the five bottles of lilstogenetlc h ood pu rifier, in te rn a lly , cure e v e ry form o f
8« in aud bloo l disease from p im p les to scrofula.
tation, his face flushed* his carriage tographer, after a month’s imprison­ medicines referred U\and pronounces her­
Sold eve ryw h ere . Price, C u t i c u r a , 60 c ; K k
erect. He looked like som eone newly ment, was saved by the intervention of self well. Bhe is the happiest person 1 s o l v e n t , |1; B o a t , 25 c . Prepared by the P o t t e r
D r u g a n d C h e m ic a l <’ o r p o k a t io n ,B o sio u , Mass.
laden with good tidings, and all throe his Ambassador.
think I ever saw. I wouldn’t attempt to
Send fo r “ H o w to Cure skin Pis* ases ”
were talking eagerly and earnestly.
tell you the many ways in which this S ir P im p les, blackh eads, cb ip p r d and o ily S I
P O P U L A R E X P R E S S IO N S .
tfiT
sk in preven ted by CUTICUSA SOAP.
• n
Daisy wondered a little, and scorched
young lady wan afflicted—eight years an
Dull a h s,paiu*an<i weaknesses instánt-
one of her pies. W hile she carefully Origin *»f Slmig Word« and
Now in valid ; cured of everything.
perfectly safe remedial agent and can
“ Just
e i « v «d by ihe C u t ic u r a A n t i -P a i n j
K IS N K S .
in ( I r u r r a l ll« e .
I produce only good results. It is carefully
pared tin« burnt edge of crust the kitchen
P l a s t k k , the o n ly p a in -k illin g p ia -te r. 25c.
think,” she remarked, “ I can eat anything
i
compounded,
by an experienced and skillful
(
A
la
Romeo
and
Juliet.)
door opened, and Wharton, heedless of
“ Dun” is a word now whose meaning and everything I want to. and all I want
physician and adapted to woman’s delicate
her big calico apron and bare arms, is known to every one who understands
A
prominent
physician
calls
the
kiss
“
an
organization.
It is purely vegetable in its
to, and even have red cheeks.”
elegant disseminator of disease.” He says, composition and perfectly harmless in any
ushered in the strangers.
the English language. About tho be­
Miss
H
aT
s
sister,
a
married
lady
of
“
fever
is
spread
by
it,
so
are
lung
diseases.”
condition of the system. It imparts strength
“ Mrs. I lill,” he said, bowing with ginning of the century a constabio in
He maintains that if the kissing custom were to the whole system.
For overworked,
great deference, “ accept my congratula­ England named John Dun became cel­ about 30, is as much of an enthuiast as
driven out of the land ‘‘ it would save one- “ worn-out,” “ run-down,” debilitated teach­
tions upon your great good fortune.”
ebrated as a first-class collector of bad myself over the Histogenetic medicines,
tenth of one per cent, of human lives ” which ers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses,
are now sacrificed. Out upon the gnarled “ shop-girls,” housekeepers, nursing mothers,
“ In scorching my pies?” laughed accounts. When others would fail to and seriously thinks of applying to you to
and sapless vagabond 1 Evidently kisses are and .ee'ole women generally, Dr. Pierce's
collect a bad debt Dun would be sure to be received as a medical student. Yours
Daisy.
not for such as he, and the old fox says the Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly
M rs . P u r v is .
“ In owning fifteen acres of coal land.” gi.*b it out of the debtor. It soon passed truly,
grapes are sour. Let him devote himself to boon, being unequaled as an impetizing cor­
“ I don’ t understand,” Daisy faltered. into a current phrase that when a per­
making our women healthy and blooming dial and restorative tonic. It is the only
TRED T. M E R R IL L . PORTLAND.OR.
Dr. Jordan's offbe is at the residence of
that kisses may be kisses. This can surely medicine for women, sold by druggist,
“ The farm, my dear, your legacy from son owed money and did not pay when
be done by the use of Dr. Pierce’s Favor­ u n d e r a p o s it iv e g u a r a n t e e from the
your old nurse, is one solid bod of coal, asked he would have to be “ Dunned.” ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James, Seat­
ite Prescription which is simply magical manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction
and there is no mine within nine miles Hence it soon became common in such tle. Consultation and prescription abso­
in curing diseases peculiar to females. in every case, or money will he refunded.
lutely
fre
e
.
Send
for
free
book
explaining
of it. Nobody knows how much lies be­ cases to say: “ You w ill have to dun
After taking it for a reasonable length of This guarantee has been faithfully carried
by m all to nofferrrw. Dr R S( ÍII I KJlAN. St P aal, Kinn.
time
there will lie no more irregularity, : out for many years.
yond your fences in the vacant land So-and-so if you w ish to collect your the Histogenetic system.
backache,
bearing-down sensations, nervous
A Book of 160 pages, on “ W o m a n a n d
about us, but iu my mind's eyes I see money.”
C a u t io n .—T he Histogenetic Medicines
prostration, general debility and kindled Her Diseases,” and their Self - cure, sent,
this a colony of miners.”
Until the nomination of Franklin are sold in but one agency in each town.
ailments. “ Favorite Prescription” is an post-paid, to any address, securely sealed in
“ Are you sure, Wharton?”
f . ree for the Presidency the word The label around the bottle bears the fol*
S pecialists in C i t r o n « invigorating, restorative tonic and as a a plain envelope, on receipt of ten cen ts,
regulator and promoter of functional ac­ i in stamps. Address, W o r l d ’ s D i s p e n s a r y
l r , N e r v o u s , S k in
“ I suspected it tho first day we came, “ outsider” was unknown. The commit­ lowing inscription: “ I)r. J. Eugene Jor­
and
Illo o d
I l l s « tion at that critical period of change M e d i c a l A s s o c i a t i o n , 663 M a in S tr e e t,
but having no experience, I wrote to tee on credentials came in to make its Re­ dan’s Histogenetic Medicine.” Every other
ra ses.
S y p h i l i s , from girlhood to womanhood, it is a
Buffalo, N. Y.
L o n o r r h in ij; I re t
one of ray clients in 1'ottsvill# to send port and could not g et into the hall be­
device is a fraud.
St r ie l u rp . V a r lc o «
me an experienced band to test my sus­ cause of the crowd of people who were
j c e l e , 1*1» 1 tu o s i s,
| S e m i u a I F. i l l i » •
picions. Those gentlemen confirm my not members of tho convention. The
s i o i i s , the result o f
chairman of the convention asked if
opinion.”
you th fu l in discretion s,
al 1 d rain s u pon the sys­
“ There is no doubt about tho coal, the committee was ready to report and
\ e a s a n t
tem : a ll d efo rm ities o f
ma’am,” said the old gentleman, “ nor tho chairman of the committee an­ W hy nearly eve ry b o d y should take a good m dl-
sexu al organs in eith er
M ffc a U v o
ciu
e
in
the
sprin
g
is
because
at
th
is
season
the
Purely Vegetable and Perfectly Harmlea,.
swered:
“
Yes,
Mr.
Chairman,
but
tho
rex or any im p ed im e n t to m arriage. A il the
about its lyin g so near the surface that
Q W Q t S
committee is unable to get inside on system is esp« d a i l y su sceptible to the benefit «b o v e diseases q u ic k ly and p erm a n en tly cured.
_
.
Unequaled as a L iv e r P ill, Smallest, t’hoapoat, Kaaioat
it can soon be available.”
One
v
is
it
d
esira
ble
w
h
en
possible.
Thousands
One lin y , Sugar-round P e llet u Done.
Cima Sick H eadache,
“ The question is.” said tho younger account of the crowd and pressure of to be d erived fiotn a re ia ble preparation lik e u eated by correspondence. S tale case fully,
I l ’ r a d n r h o , r o i i M i p i i l l o n . ■ i i d i c i - l I o n . B ilion i»
Attack«, and all
T h e newspaper re­ H o od 's sarsap arilla. In the w in te r va riou s im ­ -en d 4 cents to insure prom pt reply. Treatm ent derangements
stranger, “ whether you w ill sell out or the outsiders.”
tho stom ach and bow els.
cen t«, b y driuryista.
p u rities accu m u late in the blo od , the effect o f w ith o u t h in dran ce to busin *ss. Correspondence
open tho mine yourselves. I am author­ porters took up the word and used i t
a
r
d
treatm
ent
strictly
confiden
tial.
I
»
r
s
.
M
e
r
­
w h ic h is m ost fe lt w hen sprin g com es o n in ge n ­
l i l i k . M e r r i l l , A tk in s block. S eattle, Wash.
“ You are a daisy” is used by Dickens
ized to make you an offer if you wish to
eral w eakness and languor. T h e system o a v e s
a
C andy
Anything
a B a k e r y
in “ David Copperfield” in the sense of ass stance to m a in tain the h ealth lo n e and ex p el
dispose of the property.”
------ send ro------
“ T im e enough for that,” said Whar­ calling a person a daisy in a way to ex- im p u rities, w h ic h H o od 's S arsaparilla readily
ton. “ 1 w ill return with you to l’otta- pre s admiration and at tho same time giv es. T ry It.
l is k y
andy
a n u f a c t u r in g
to laugh at one’s credulity. IS leer forth
v illo .”
'• I h ave suffered for som e years w ith eruption s
say s to young Copperfield: “ David, my on m y face and neck. A fte r u sin g five bottles o f
“ W harton—no business!”
106 E STREET, PORTLAND, OR.,
H o o d ’ s s a rs a p a rilla every blem ish disappeared,
“ Don’ t fear, Daisy; this kind of bust- daisy, von are so innocent of the world. and now m y geueral health is ex c e l ent. I bo-
J ob '*™ in Show Caaoe, Scales, Paper Pats— in fact, anything yon need in a Con­
ness w ill not inju re me. You w ill lei Let me call you my daisy, as it is so re­ liv • • it to U* the best m e d ic in e in the w o r ld ." —
fectioner’» stnrt». Suleoronm—Com er of Kmnt anH O
-treet
freshing to find one in these corrupt K. F. W a l s h , Giulia, Oregon.
^ino decidi in tho mafter?”
days so innocent and unsophisticated.
“ Certainly!
And tli p dectsioin, after Wharton had My dear Copperfield. the daisies of the
h in 1'ottsville . was to «ell field are not fresher than you.”
«pont a m
muy who were iilready buy-
“ Too thin” was given currency by
out to a c
cant 1:and surre•unding the I loti. Alexander H. Stephens, of Geor­
ing up thf
$ 2 5 to $ 4 0 .
by all druggists, $1; six for $5. Prepared
oung 1lawyer knew nothing gia in the United States Senate in o Sold
farm. Tli
W e h ave o n ly one th in g to ask this w eek, and
n ly by c. I. H O O P A t o ., L o w e ll, Mass.
of miniti l, « !mi liad no des ire to learn, INTO. Some member bad ntade a reply
that is ea sily granted. Please send postal can!
I OO D o s o s O n e D o lla r
but hr in •
> fool, and he m ale satis- to Mr. Stephens, and the latter had his
w ith yo u r address and ask for co p y o f
S
for the sale of the “ os- chub who led out in the aisle and said
factory t«
F it G u a r a n t e e d .
tate.” and iVusy returne d home m in that shrill, piping voice, which al­
Send
4
cents
in stam ps fo r sam ples and rules for
ways commanded silenco: “ Mr. Speak­
w ralthy n
Sit.
self-m easurem ent. Y o n can save bty m on ey by
d
e
a
lin
g
w
ith
me.
S atisfactio n guaranteed.
er, the gentleman s arguments are
A Kuropi• •an trip restored tho health
It w ill be ready M ay 1. and sam ple co pies are
offered free to all w h o ask for it. W e k n ow yon
of the youmg lawyr*r, and ho resumed gratuitous assertion made up of whole
w
ill
be
in
terested
in
it.
Quotes
m
a
n
y
thousand
cloth. And cloth, sic, so gausy and thin
practice a yea r aft*‘ ‘.'wards, isith every
a rticles at low est p rice to consum ers, and gives
tb.it it w ill not hold water. It is entire­ T o ca re Biliousness Sick Headache Constipation. in form a tion how to order, how to buy, h ow to
hopo of onIO l1lay realizing his vision of
Malaria L iv e r Complaints take the saie
C o r . 2 d a n d M o r r i s o n H t»., P o r t l a n d . O r .
shin, how to liv e w ell am i ch ea ply in a n y part
ly tm» thin, sir."— American Notes and
fame, whil « 1itile Daisy, still rather
and certain remetí y . SVI I T U ’S
o f tne w orld. Address S m i t h * « ( a o h s t o r e ,
Queries.
fPl*»*™» m en tion t h l» narw'r.l
dart'd at he
ew foirtune, en to red upon
41S F r o n t S t., S u n F r a n r l a c o , C a l.
* • *
liuerU
Iltwt Prolific Itlrtt.
domestic d Util ** in a i n a i iHouse, with
horses. plate, and
servant», cart-
The partri l
of the Southern States.
r s o t h e 9 M A L I . 9 l7 E .4 0 little beans to thè bot­
Jewels.
or quatl. a* t to \ are cal led in the North, i le ' T h er are thè niost convenient sull all agea.
“ It is lik o a fairy tale, Wh arton,” sho is the onl\ •*'|ieries of game whose num- P rie e o i eo lic i «die. •J’» cent- per t><>ttle
said, “ to t hin i
hat mise rable place her* h i v e no ’ l»een lessened by the in-
being *o vn
Poor Margaret little troduction « f the breech-loader. It is Ceuta »coppers or stamp*)
.i y s m i t h .% r o
realized tin
rtune she was bestowing wonderful. • eti marvelous, how the bird
Maher» o f Rilo Bean.-
St Louis M a
upon me w hen she heft me all she owned holds it*
a * hil© o ’^ e r varieties of
game hav. 1e. n either utterly extern !-
The Trut
n oouitins, shar ing in all nated or 1 a ve iteromo *odiminished as < 7 5 —
— 4 S O U T H o«a bo tu*d.«
I U 9 L J U — working f r a*, porooo-
generou* Dali
ifts and entertain- to e X«•! u b • th m i from th«* game list. profsrred who
can furniah a horso and *.v* their whole
time to th* basinoM Sp»re m om m i* mar N* profitably
ment*, no
rurer jest deri*lively, but W
» * iId pigeons that used to omrlo»ed
»!«•> A few «sca n n .« m t wn* and cities
•P«'!tk in tli
e spec tf ul terms of swarm in th • mi annual flights all over R I . JOHNSON à CO..
Main St R hm »-d. V *
that precious Icgacy Daisy's farm. — An- North \ .
oa .‘ 1 ha? not seen one for
N ew S ection a l M a p s or
na S ut«, i n \; y i .odger.
fifteen \ ea:
Where are th»' swan and
mallard. Un­ i«»bin. the wild turkey that
T H E S M O K TJR
%«w e r e Rebuke.
I f y o u w a n t a fir? t-c la M mat-hint*,
filled the *n »’■• '• highland, and lowland
R ev ised to O ctober. 1999
Ella— M a. 1ou*i n Hob k it »»•d me this alike; the •.
W ill KaVe r\o o th e r J o b a c c o
«»r reed bird and other
d o not purrhaw> u n til you h a v e
morning.
1A C e n t s I n c h . T o g e t h e r , f t l . t f A .
VSrietie . e< • *»o plentiful, but nos sel-
lo o k ed up th e record o f the " A d v a s c ic .” na it ia th e o n ly m a c h in e in th e
W h o or\ce trie s
Mother Hr• did? I hope, ou rebuked dotil seen in t
M ailed any w here
A d d reo»
'i»ort man’s game bag?
m a rk et th at w ill g iv e ah aolu fe aatiflfaction.
Send fo r d e a e rip tiv e oata-
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ti..
wil-ln» *«. wariness, or
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Klia 1 «
MT» th in «
I «aid: ounnin. *.u • •! them
P o rtla n d , Oregon
Now, the par-
Fivig Gvit.
• Bob. you
to do that tridge fi*iw '•»it little craft; he haunts
J h is is th e s e c r e t of its
when pa
ms are aroun l. er \ou ll Open field* a h i h.»-* *b olutely no protec
•o’tCur* for iVev
ton ta 1 UK I t> T
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hear some
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dealer
in General Machinery and Supplie«
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One Reason
For
A
Hood’s
Sarsaparilla
ONE REQUEST
Stock of
C
or
for
C o .,
M
Men’s Suits Made to Order,
Men’s Pants Made to Order, $6 to $12.
M iY HOME CIRCLE.
ARTHUR KOHN, Clothier. Hatter and Tailor,
BILE BEANS
ALWAYS IN THE LEAD,
THRESHERS,
Engines, Horse Powers, Self-Feeders and
Strawstackers.
OREGON A WASHINGTON,
Z . T . W rig h t, G e n e ra l A g e n t,