TH E
R A T 'S
SAN D W IC H .
A S tr ic tl y T ru e St o ry o f R o d e u t In t e l! !»
ftinct* and P r u d en ce .
C H IN A M E N
O il » p e e
HE M A D E N O SIGN .
IN AM ERIO A.
a t a lloard ln g-llou ee
S t r e e t , N e w Y o rk .
to MoM
How
a C h ic a g o W a l te r R e e e n t e d an
M E R IT
la .
D K 8K RV E8
IT .
THE
W ID E S P R E A D
U IH T O G E N E T IC
W e are not in the habit of puffing up
any patent medicine, but where merit d e
serves it we are always ready to notice the
same particularly for the benefit of m a n
kind. We have heard much of the fame
of l h e Great Sierra Kidney and Liver
Cure, but lately we have received positive
proof of if h healing qualities. A gentle
m an well known to us had suffered for
years of kidney complaint. The Great “ i-
e rra Kidney and Liver Cure was recom
m ended to nim. He h a s gives it a trial,
and now assures us th*t a wonderful
cl
has (•«■mi- over him. an«i that he
is entirely cured. Thanks to your great
and scientifi • vegetable remedy.—Jew ish
Tim es a n d Observer. San Francisco, < al.
S an F rancisco , J a n u a ry 7.
S ie n a Chem. Co.
G en ti . kmkn : I have used your Great
Sierra Kidney and Liver Cure with won-
derful satifaction, and can recommend it
fully for kidney and liver disorders.
FAM E
OF
THE
M E D IC IN E S.
AN
ELEGANT
PACKAGE
OF
M u lt t o H U D i g n i t y .
Including 15 rare novelties, shapes and
T h e r e is no h a rd e n e d wretch of a poker
artistic im ported oleographic and chro
M odesto , Cal., M arch 30, 1800.
In tho Chinese boarding-houses of
matic cards. This large and beautiful col
sh
a
rp
on
e
a
r
t
h
who
can
c
a
rry
in
his
coun
Dr. J . Eugene J o r d a n , Seattle W ash.
had aeon a r a t lu n ch in g upon sand New York th e t h r i f t which is a national
lection sent by mail to any one w ho will
wiches composed of crum bs and ta d c h aracteristic rules pre-em inent. In tena nce an e xpression of a bse nt-m inded
D e a r S i r : Y our letter with prescrip do this: Buy a box of ihe genuine Dr. C.
guilelessness
while
hia’bra
in
is
ha
tc
h
in
g
Me Lane s Celebrated Liver Pills from any
poles, we can not doubt t h a t his com location every t h in g is sacrificed tc
tion came some days ago. The medicines «lruggist, price 25 cents, a nd mail us the
m unic a tion would ha v e been liste ned to economy. T h e c hea pest floor in the o u t d e v ilish plots, more successfully
Mins Hall was taking were A.,L , M., OO., outside wrapper w ith your address, plain I
i e d y ^ T
with more or less successfully-dissembled cheapest house t h a t can be found is so th a n tho a v e ra g e hotel w aiter. J u s t as
L She has been taking your prescription, Iv written, and 4 cents in stamps. The
For Stablemen and Stockmen.
incredulity. Y'et of t h a t spectacle we lected. T h e proprietor, or, as is usually I was s i t t i n g down to b r e a k f a s t in one
genuin
e
Me
Lane’s
Pills
are
prepared
only
a
nd
is
taking
it
still,
although
she
says
c u n E S
wore ourselves witnesses not many the case, the firm of two or t h r e e m em of t h e p o pular ho tels of Chicago a day
by Flem ing Bros., P ittsburgh, Pa., and
Cuts. Swellings. Bruissi, Spra ns. Galls. Strains,
she considers herself thoroughly cured. have been in co n stan t use fur over sixiy
m onths ago. I t had suggested itself to bers who run th e boarding-house, fence or two ago, a man n e x t to me a sked the
Lameness,
St.fine:;.
Cracked Heels. Scratches,
She commence I taking the medicine w hen years. They a re superior to all others in
Contractions. Flesh Wot'nds. Strin-jhalt, Sore-
some m em bers of the household during j IT a l i t t l e room with boards for a pri sristro c ratic looking w aiter for a glass
Throat, Distemper, Colic. Whitlow. Poll Evil,
she was first taken sick, rud was immedi purity and effectiveness. A certain cure
last spring to keep a large shoal of tad vate a p a r t m e n t for them selves, and of milk.
. i u
. , . .
»or indigestion a n d sick headache. Ad-
Fistula. Tumors. Splints. Rinn*)vn s and Spavin
“ Yes, sir, in one m o m e n t,” said the
poles in a deep e a r t h e n w a r e milk-pan often two or t h r e e sm all rooms will be
tttely benefited. She wa* pernuaded I y he r dree», Flem ing Uros.. Pittsburgh, Pa.
in their early Stig s. D reckons with each bottle.
waiter,
as
he
ha
nded
mo
t
h
e
b
ill
of
fare
folks
to
go
back
to
her
old
physician.
She
on a window-stool, for th e purpose of made in tho sa m e way for boarders whe
A t DRUG<j;>r4 a d D e a l e r s .
Beware of im ita tio n s of the celebrated Seal of
THE fH/l?LFS A vr . Fi FJ! r 0 . Ba!brj ore. Mi.
g ew wor e under his trea tm e nt, and
w atching th e ir evolu tion into frogs. For are w illing to pay a l i t t le e x t r a for pri a n d inclin«*d his e a r toward me.
N orth C arolina P lug C ut Tobacco.
I
asked
for
some
grapes.
He
b
r
ought
some tim e t h a t q u a in t process w ent on vacy, b u t tho r e s t of th e floor is one
finally took her case in her ow n hands and
I*f i i a i d e r ' s O r e g o n U l o n d P u r i f i e r is
sw im m ingly, being a p p a r e n tl y in no large room, which serves for sleeping, them and w aited for my orde r for b r e a k
bought the five bottles of Histogenetic
th e best rem edy for th a t d ead disease, d y sp ep
fast.
way impeded by the a bnornal glaziness cookin g a nd e atin g , a nd is used for a
medicines referred t", and pronounces her- sia, for it regulates the lym p h atic system aud
“ Bring me t h a t milk, plea se ,’’said my
and rigidity of its subje cts’environm ent, general-sitting-room
as well. T hese
se)f well. She is the happiest person 1 j bad secretions.
which, however, was judiciously m iti rooms are furnishe d scantily. T h e r e neighbor.
think I ever saw. I wouldn't a tte m p t to
T ry G krmka for breakfast.
“
R
ig
h
t
away,
sir,”
a
n
sw
e
r
e
d
the
J
o
s
e
p
h
.M
a
y
,
ga te d a t the bottom by a deposit of peb are rows of b u n k s a long tho walls, a
tell you the many ways in which this
Firm
of
Livingston
&
C
o
,
*5
Frem
ont
waiter.
bles and mud. Hut, while th e s h r i n k large tab le in t h e m iddle of t h e room, a
young lady was afflicted—eight years an
“ Well, I w a n t it, and I w a n t i t now.* street.
ing of tails and sp ro u tin g of legs were cooking stove a t one end, and a number
i‘ Just
I smiled in w a rd ly th en , for I knew
Y oung Lady (hu rried ly )— I w ant a novel— invalid ; cured of everything
still in full progress, i t be gan to he ob of stools. On th e table are two tea-pots,
som ethin# popular. Book Clerk (briskly)—Ye», think,” she remarked, “ I can eat any thing
served w ith pain t h a t th e n u m b e r of filled respectively with h o t tea and cold. w h a t th e r e s u l t of t h a t im p e ra tiv e d e miss. W hat s«irt—w icked or vapid ?
and everythin g I want to. and all I want
tadpoles was ra p id ly aud ste ad ily d e T h e bunks resem ble those on shipboard, m and would be.
T h e w a ite r got th e m ilk w ith o u t a D O N ’T <¿<1 O F F H E F O R E Y O U A R E to, and even have red cheeks.”
ijffiS WHEHE ALL ELSE FAILS.
creasing.
Day by d a y we had to and are b u i lt in tiers. L i t t l e kn e es of
V ugh S yrup. Taste* good. U*e
READY,
notice a very pe rce ptible decline wood on the u p r i g h t posts form a sort of word or th e l e a s t c h an g e of c o u n te n
n tim e. Hold by druggist*.
Mis* H a l ' s sister, a m arried lady of
Ion# journey. Be fully pre about 30, is as much of an e n th u i a s t as
P a rtic u la rly on
Æ M n a à ir « !:
in th e population of our
aq u a ladder for c lim b in g to t h e upper rows. ance. T h e n ho took ou r orders.
be. perm it us to say, unlesi
par«*d. You cannot
c h
W hen he b r o u g h t th e food m in e was you
rium; t h e r e could bo no doubt t h a t in In ste ad of m attres ses , each b u n k is pro
are accom panied w ith the tra v e le r’s and myself over the Histogenetic medicines,
He placed b u tte r , sugar, to u ris t’ll vade vik uih , H ostelter’s Stom ach B it a nd seriously thinks of a p p ’ying to you to
every four-and-twenty hours a c ertain vided with a c a r p e ti n g of Canton m at all right.
ter-«, m ost genial of appetizers, acclim atize™
c o n tin g e n t of tadpoles somehow v a nish ting, and the pillows are of wood, c ream , s a lt and pepper w ith in my reach and
prom oters of d igestion. A gainst sea sick be received as a medical studenL Yours
ed, m elted into th in air, lea ving not a e it h e r log-shaped or m ade of board like and t h e n stood behin d the o t h e r m a n ’s ness, m alaria, cram ps and colies begotten of truly,
M rs . P u r v is .
badly
cooked or unw holesom e food and biuckU b
chair.
wrack behind, any more t h a n did one of a footstool.
T h o b e d-clothing is som e
w a te r, nervousness, increased by travel, chronic
“ I ordered coffee, n ot t e a , ” said th a t b iliousness a ad c o n stip atio n , the B itters is a
th e silvery bubbles which t h e y were tim es of b l a n k e t s b u t t h e Chinese whe
Dr. J o r d a n ’s office is a t the residence of
sovereign preventive. It im ra rts a relish for ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and Ja m es, S«*at-
p e rp etu ally se nding up to wink out of have not grown accustomed to American guest.
food not altogether to your taste, ami prevents
“ I beg your pardon, sir. I ’ll change it from disagreeing w ith you. Never was there t'e. Consultation and prescription abso
existe nce on the surface.
ways p refer a c o v e rle t stuffed with cot
T h e y also ta k e a d v a n ta g e of tin It,” answ ered th e w a ite r in an apolo such a capital th in # for th e u n fo rtu n ate dys lutely f r e e . Send for free book explaining
Many theories were s t a r te d to account ton.
peptic w ho stands in dread of the best cooked
for this unhappy s l a te of affairs, b u t it fact, so well know n and so seldom util getic tono, a nd he h a ste n e d toward the in* al. Stom achic trouble cause«! by Ill-prepared the Histogenetic system.
k itc h e n with th e toa. He was gone for v ian d s aboar<f whip, on steam boats, am i rations
was pronounced to bo impossible that, ized by Am eric ans, t h a t pa p er is an ex
C a ut io n .—The Histogenetic Medicines
h astily bolted at railw ay re stau ran ts, is soon
as some one suggested, b a tc hes of t a d c e lle n t non-conductor of boat, and they some timo and as tho m an had no fork rem edied bv the B itters, w hich give» a qu ietu s a r e gQjd ¡n b u t o n e a g e n c y i n e a c h to w n ,
ho
c
o
ntinue
d
re
a
d
in
g
his
newspaper
also
to
rheu
m
atism
,
k
id
n
e
y
troubles
and
in
, , ,
, , ,
, ,
.
, ,«
freque
ntly
line
t
h
e
i
r
bed-clothes
with
poles, a tt a in i n g to frogdom suddenly,
som nia.
I h e la b e l a r o u n d th e b >ttle b e a r s t h e f o r
should have thereupon o v erleaped the it. Over each b u n k is a sm all shelf, on u ntil the w a ite r reappeared.
lowing inscription: “ Dr. J. E ugene J o r
“ Fork, please,” he t h e n said with a
rim of th e i r dwelling-place; for the drop which tho boarder is e xpected to place
The trouble is th a t w hen a m an lies o ut of one
dan’s Histogenetic Medicine.” Every other
th in g he lies Into another.
T h e r e the •hade of annoyance.
of tw e n ty feet, which was the only his bed-clothes on arising.
device is a fraud.
T h o w a ite r h a n d ed him th e fork and
m ea ns of q u i tt i n g t h e windowstool, c lo th in g r e m a in s d u r in g tho day in :i
OI K H A N N A H J A N E .
Some person o! th e n had an e r r a n d w hic h took him
would have been beyond the powers of ne at cylindrica l roll.
O ur H annah J a n e was th in and weak,
Some m en have no a m b itio n beyond m aking
even the m a t u r e s t a n d most a th le tic tho house hold washes th e m a t t i n g and across th e room for a moment.
And ashy w hite h e r lip and cheek,
enough to buy tobacco.
We often thou g h t—and th o u g h t w ith p a in —
My neig h b o r e x a m in e d th e dishes,
frog, and the p a v e m e n t und e rn ea th woodwork daily, for tho Chinese are, a
“ We soon m ust lose o u r H annah J a n e .’’
A sm oker w ho gets a package of
Old sm okers prefer “ TansiU ’s P u n c h .”
Thro* dropped both h a n d s to th e t a b le and
showed none of those m angle d re m a ins a rule, e x ce edingly cleanly.
W ith change of doctors, change of air,
She sought for h e alin g everyw here.
which m ust have resulted from a n y such daily m eals are prepared. F o r breakfast str e tc h e d his neck aro u n d to g e t the
Its superior excellence proven in millions of homes for
When a m an is u p in the a rts of k n av ery he
A
nd,
wnen
o
u
r
hopes
were
alm
ost
past,
more titan a q uarter of a century. I t is used by the
reckless a tte m pt. A suggestion t h a t it their favorite dishe s are rice, trip e, fish w a ite r’s a tte n tio n , which ho finally did.
is n ’t upright.
“ Favorite P resc rip tio n ” tried at last.
United S tates Government. Endorsed by the heads o-
“ I ordered ba ked potatoes, not fried,
m ight, perhaps, ta k e tw'o or t h r e e tad and m eat balls, b u t they may bo said tc
It gave us joy; it gave us hope;
the G reat Universities as th** Htrongeat. Purest and
PLUC C U T
S
U
R
E
C
U
R
E
F
O
R
F
I
L
E
S
.
She ceased to p in e; she ceased to mope;
most H ealthful D r Price’s Cream Baking Powder doe-
A Chinaman and y o u ’ve fo rg o tte n th e b re ak fa st
poles to m ak e the frog was d ism issed as live principally on rice.
[P ierce’s rem edies ure sure and truej
not oontain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Hold only in cans Will use no o th er Tobacco. The im m ense sales
of tliis p o p u la r bram i proves th a t th e sm okers
still more untena ble; no plausible a will eat, on an average, probably h a lf a bacon.”
d u re cu re for bi nd, bleed in g a n d itc h in g
PR IC E BAKING POW DER CO
Now H annah Jan e is good as new.
ik .it.
C H IC A G O .
HA N F R A N C I S C O .
priori e x p la n a tio n of these mysterious pound of th is a day. D inner consists of
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is the only Piles. One box has cu red th e w o rst ease ol ten N E W Y O R K .
T h e only e x p re ss io n in t h e w a ite r ’s
m edicine for w omen, sold by druggists under a years’ standing. No one need suffer ten m in
fish and u su a lly sorm face as lie s t a r t e d off to c o r re c t these positire
d isappearances h a d been devised, when, rice, pork,
C an be m ade easy by
guarantee fr«nn t e m anufacturers that utes a fte r using K irk ’s G erm an P b e O intm ent.
raisin g C hickens. A
one day, a ll h ypotheses were rendered Chinese vegetable stew ed w ith meal e rrors was one of deep r e g r e t He was it will give satisfaction in every case, or money It a bsorbs tum ors, a lla y s th e itc h in g , a cts as
a poultice, g ives re lie f. D r. K irk ’s G e rm a n Pile
large 32-page Illu stra
will
be
refunded.
T
his
g
uarantee
has
been
or
poultry,
and
soup,
which
is
served
unnecessary by ocula r demonstration.
gone longer t h a n seem ed absolute ly prin ted on the bottle w rapper and faith fu lly Car O intm ent is p re p a re d only for P iles an d itching
ted C atalogue de
T i< K A I K O F It K 1«:.
of th e p riv a te p a rts, and n o th in g else. E very
scribing Incubators, P o s i t i v e l y t i l l e d w i t !i Y e Ue ( a M e Kemedles.
T ho pork is se asoned by being necessary a nd my n e ig h b o r a p p e a re d to rie«! o u t for m any year«.
We chanced to look o u t of the win last.
H ave cured thou san d s nt ça**'*. Cure p atien ts pro
box
is
w
a
rra
n
te
d
..........................................................
Brooders,
Brooding
dow; and, behold! s i t t i n g upon th e rim soaked in st r o n g sauces lik e Wor t h i n k so, too. H e stuc k his fork into
nounced hopeless by I est physicians. From first «lose
H ouses, H ow a n a
Sold by D ruggists a n d sen t by m ail on receipt
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets cleanse and regulate the
ptom s disap p ear; in ten days a t least tw o-third*
W hat to Feed, How sym
~
of the pan, a brown rat, with a mild cestershire, a nd the fish is commonly the st e a k a n d w ith d r e w i t ag ain ; he stom ach, bowels and system generally. One a of price, $1.00 p er oox. J. J . M ack & Co..
all sym ptom s rem oved. - nd u r tre e book testin i -
long
to
k
eep
to
e
m
in
W
holesale
A
gents.
San
Francisco
niais of m ira lions cu res
'Pen davv tre a tm e n t
and i n te l li g e n t cast of countenance, and dried. All food is c u t in to convenient broke a roll in two and t h e n laid i t down dose; purely vegetable.
th e Brooder, D rinking free by m ail. I o i onici irm i, seu l lUo. in stam p s
F ountain s, D i s c u s e s to pay postage Du. I ! II G u e e . y A ^ o n s .Atlan ta ,G a.
u n usua lly largo b ri g h t eyes! Upon the morsels to he picked up on chop-sticks, because he had no b u t te r , he reached a
Thi th in g s we th in k at n ig h t w ould be of great j
If
y>u
o
rd
er
n
i
i
1
re
tu
rn
th
is
ad v e rti- nient to u * .
a
u
d
th
e
ir
C
ure,
in
fact
su rface of the w ater floated a large for the Chinam en will n o t do a t table suga r bowl, p u t two lu m p s i n to his valu<! next day if we co u ld only rem em ber I
m o re
in fo rm atio n
_
nu m b er of the bread c rum bs with which the work of carving, which, ho insists, coffee a n d th e n looked in vain for a th cin
th a n is r iv e n in m any
TAKE H“
2«*>-cent books.
Sent
our proteges were a lw ays k e p t lib erally belongs to the hdtphen. T h e s u p p e r is cream jug. He w a ite d in gloom y silence
If success be the true test of merit, it is
'W . P r u js ! D E R 'S .
u r to any ad d ress o n re-
supplied. One of these fra g m e n ts the very light, c onsisting of th e inevitable u n til t h e w a ite r r e tu r n e d ; t h e n he a s e t t ’ed fact t h a t “ B row n's B ronchial
^Jv c eip t of 2c. stam p.
W ire N ettin g , Bone
newcomer secured w ith a rapid sweep of rice and one or two sm a ll po rtio n s of asked wearily for th e cream a n d butte r. Troches’ have no equal for the prom pt re
lo o d u r if ie r
Mills, Bone M eal and
Considerable tim e had elapsed since lief of coughs, colds and throat troubles.
his le f t forepaw, while with the other, meat. T h e Chinese a re sociable and e x
------------------- C U R E S — —
—
all k in d s of Poultry
tKIDNEY
Sr
LIVER
DISEASES.
DYSPEPSIA.
ceedingly
hospitable,
a
lw
ays
inviting
Supplies.
his
b
r
e
a
k
f
a
s
t
was
first
b
r
o
u
g
h
t
out.
I
harrow ing to relate, ho deftly scooped
E legant Queen A nne C ottage,” i. e , D elight
Ad !dre ss,
C u tic u r a R em edies C u r b
^PiflPLES.
BLOTCHES
AND
SKIN
DISEASES.^
ful—if
you
could
only
live
in
the
porch.
t
h
e
i
r
friends
to
m
eals
if
th
e
y
a
re
around
had
g
o
t
well
a
lo
n
g
w
ith
m
ine
a
nd
was
up a wriggling a n d r e lu c ta n t tadpole,
JHDACACHC«» COSTIVENESS,
S kin a n d B lood D iseasr s
Petaluma Incubator
Petaluma, Cal
and, h a v in g thus provided him self with a t meal-times, and a re fond of social e n jo y in g it, b u t he co u ld ’u t .seem to e n
S ix Novels Free will be sent by Cragin
from P im ples t o S croful *
t h e m a te ria ls for his sandwich, he dis visiting outside of b usine ss hours. joy his. I judged t h a t h is s t e a k and & Co., Philadelphia, Pa., to any one in the .
O PEN CAN DO JUSTICE TO TH E ESTEEM
posed of it in an incredibly sh o rt time, T h e i r hosp itality , indeed, is o fte n lav coffee had cooled som ew hat, for ho II. S. or Canada p > tago paid, upon receipt
in w h ic h th e C u t ic o r a R e m e d ie s a e h e ld
ami im m e d ia tely se t a b o u t the capture ish. It is a f r e q u e n t occurrence for one tasted of one and sipped t h e o th e r, ate of 25 Dobbins’ Electric Soap wrappers. by th e th o u san d .« u p o n th o u s a n d s w h o se liv es
ee
1st
of
novels
on
circulars
around
each
h
a
v
e
been
m a d e h a p p y by th e c u re o f a g o n iz in g ,
and m an u fa ctu re of a second.
How of th e boarders to provide for t h e whol< a p a r t of a roll and t h e n laid down his bar. Soap fur sale bv all grocers.
h u m ilia tin g , itc h in g , s c a le y a n d p im p ly d is a s e s
m any he ate thus a t t h a t s i t ti n g we are household a special dish to supple m e nt knife and fork.
i o f th e s k in , s c a lp a n d b lo o d , w ith lo ss* of h a ir,
’T is, as you sav, a first-rate m atch;
i C u t ic u r a , th e g re a t s k iu c u re , a n d C u t ic u r a
T h e waiter, r e a d y to e x e c u te his
not in a position to sta te accurately, as or tako the place of th e r e g u la r fare at
For beauty there are few to m atch her.
! S o a p , an e x q u is ite s k in b e a u tifie r, p re p a re d from
• l i g h t e s t order, lea ned forward and
his m ovem ents were bew ildoringly rapid some meal. T h e y devote t h e i r e v e n in g
A nd she has m ade a splendid catch,
it, e x t e r n a l y , a u d C u t ic u r a R e s o l v e n t , th<
For she cau g h t a baseball catcher.
new blood purifier» in te rn a lly , a re a p o s it iv
as well as m arvelo usly dexte rous, con g e n e ra lly to social pleasures, visiting asked in a soft voice if he would like
1
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u re fo r ev e ry fo rm of s k iu a u d b lo o d d is e a s.
•ome nice w h e a t c ak e s
sidering the slip p e rin e ss a lik e of the and playing ga m e s of dom in oes or card
(O N fll M FTIO N S U R E L Y C U R E D .
' fro m p im p le s to s c ro fu la.
N e a r ly all arc
T h o man made no answ er. He got up
Bold everyw here. Price, C u t ic u r a , 50 c ; S o a i *,
narro w lodge upon which he bala nced for trifling stakes.
t h e E d it o r : Please inform your readers 20c; R b 80L vbnt , $1. Prepared b y lin e P otter
from th e table, picked up his paper and th To
him self and of the s l i th e r y prey for sm oke rs e it h e r of tobacco or opium.
a t 1 have a positive rem edy for the above D rug and C h e m ic a l C o r p o r a t io . v .B ohton .M ass
left th e room g r e a t ly dejected.
nam ed disease. By it« tim ely use thousands of
w hich h e
fished. Hut we can not N. Y. World.
Send for ” How t<» i ’ure Skiu D iseases.”
eases have been perm anently cured. I
T h e w a ite r q u iokly g a th e r e d t o g e th e r hopeless
doubt t h a t when
he
slid
down
shall he glad to send tw o bottles of my remedy- S i r Pim ples, blackheads» c h ap p e d a n d o il) 6
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free to any of your readers who have consum p
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unobtrusively
away,
R heum atism , K idney P ains and Weak-
tho d e p a r t in g g u e st, and tho clo sest tion if they will send me th e ir express and post-
de scending th e cree per up
which A V e r y H a r d W o r k e r , H u t N e t no S u c c e s s
i ness speedily cured by C u t ic u r a A n t i -
office address. R espectfully,
scrutiny failed to discover a g leam of
he had climbed, the tadpoles, whom
P a in P l a s t e r , th e o u iy p a lu k illin g p laster
i. A. SLOCUM, M. C.,
fill hm H o l>citcrveM.
1 H 1 Pearl street, New York.
the eye or a s o f t e n in g of the linos
he left g y r a ti n g in v io le n t perturbation
S te p n ia k th e R ussia n Nihilist;, who b around the m o u th to in d ic a te the sa tis
round t h e i r trouble d waters, m ust have
IL E S ! ! !
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F
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LES!
spending some y e a r s of e x ile in London faction which ho f e lt a t ha v in g d e libe r
lost a t lea st a dozen of th e i r comrades
is not as prosperous as he m ig h t be, al ately spoiled th e m a n ’s b r e a k f a s t in re
Dr. W illiam ’s In d ia n Piles O in tm en t is the
through the u n e r rin g sweep of t h a t wily
sure cure for B lind, B leeding or Itching
though he has re ce n tly been paid a big turn for tie* i n s u l t he had received in only
Piles ever discovered. It never fails to cure old
paw, which they had n ot the sense to
sum for his new work on N ihilism , li« being ask«*d to b r i n g t h a t m ilk “now ’*
c h ro n ic cases of long stan d in g .
e v ad e by l u k in g refuge in the inaccessi-
Judge Coffinbury, C leveland, O , says: ‘‘ I
is one of tho m ost ind u strio u s workers Detroit Freo Prosa.
have found by experience th a t Dr. W illiam ’s
ble mud a t the bottom of th e i r dish. In
in London; he is alw ays w r itin g oi
In d ia n Piles o in tm e n t gives im m e d ia te relief.”
fact, they be tray (id upon th is occasion
l>o not sufi’e r an in sta n t longer. Sold by W ill
studying. Ho spends hour a f te r houi
USING O LD SIG N S.
so m arke d an absence of inte lligence
iam son's M anufacturing C om pany, proprietors.
in th e British Museum, accompanied by
C leveland, (>.; fiO cents and $1.
a nd presence of mind t h a t our sympu
f ,ra < l«»H in «>n P r e f e r O p e I l l U t o r o i l a m i M a t
FRED T. M E R R IL L . PORTLAN D.OR.
Sold by L. B lnm auer *!fc Co , w holesale drug
his c h a r m in g wife. T h e y r a nsac k through
t e r e d t o a F in e N e w O n e .
th ie s all inclined toward the angler; and
gists. P o rtlan d , Or.
t he big books, m ak e piles of notes, am.
T ho l a te s t tric k of some tr a d e sm e n Is
we m u st own t h a t we felt some chagrin
t h e n the g r e a t Socialist goes home aim
ihown in a desire to display old looking
when, on the morrow, he fell a victim to
to work, lie is possessed of a wonder
aigns a t th e ir business places.
“ I t ’s
the sn a re s of a tra p se t in readiness for
For F e m a le Irre g u lar
fill c o n stitution, for frequently, aftei su rp risin g ,” said a sign p a in te r to a r e
itie s ; lio th in g lik e th e m
liiin by th e en rag e d proprietors of his
spending an e n tir e day in t h e museum
o
n th e m a rk e t. Never
porter tie* o t h e r day, “ to note how a n x
fishing-grounds. For though, strictly
f a il. Successfully used
he d in e s very frugally, th e n goes int»
ious some new ly e s ta b lis h e d firms a re to
speakin g, ho was, no doubt, not justified
by p ro m in e n t ladies
his lit t le study a nd re m a in s th ere until purchase signs t h a t have seen service.
m onthly. G uaranteed
In de vouring our tadpoles with privy
The im p o rta n c e of thoroughly p u rify in g the
to relievo suppressed
daybreak. Hut somehow, w ith a ll hi>
“ A sign th at is exposed to the e le blot # T h i s S p r i n g c an n o t be overestim ated.
paw, still, lik«* I 'rospe ro's de lic ate Ariel,
m
en stru atio n .
hard work, lie* does not seem to m ake as
m ents of the four se asons for a n u m b e r The e x tra o rd in a ry epidem ic of “ the grip ” ami
“ a grace he had d e vouring;” and it wat
SURE! SAFE! CERTAIN!
much h e a d w a y as In* should. Ill* is oc of ye ars is bound to assum e t h a t
m elancholy, further, to reflect t h a t his
D on’t be hum bugged.
caslonally seen a t tho clubs and th< weather-beaten fro n t t h a t is the pride o ther diseases, the u n h e alth tu l w inter, close con
accom plishm ent should, a f te r our un
finem ent indoors and carelessness in d ie t have
S ave T im e, H ealth,
th ea ter, b u t he does not m ake a practice
a n d m oney ; take no o th
and dra w in g card of t h e old and success cans' d a cc u m u la tio n of im p u ritie s in the blood
comfortable h u m an fashion, have m ere
of going much into society. II«» writes
er.
ful m erchant. A sign t h a t bears th e w hich m u st be expelled before you cau feel well
ly paved tin» way to his undoing. Lon
Sent to a n y address,
E n glish with ease, hut in sp e a k in g often bliste rs of a th o u sa n d suns, and the a n d stroug again. The universal praise given
don Illu s tra ted Nows.
\ secure by m ail on re-
se ems lost for th e r i g h t word. 11«» has a wash an l m arks of co u n tle ss ra in a nd H ood’s S aro ip arilla by those w ho have taken it
\ c e ip t of price, 4*2.00.
CPPV RIG H T
I6«q
sm all a rm y of friends who stick to him
A ddress,
•now storms, is a sure g u a r a n t e e t h a t should c erta in ly convince you th a t it is the ideal
loyally, and in th e i r society a nd t h a t »*1 tho firm whose name it displays has S p r i n g : M e d i c i n e . It acts especially and
IHE APHRO MEDICINE COMPANY,
P E G U JA R TR AP.
his books hi* se ems happy. He is per
A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.
been prosperous, else th e y and th e i r im m ediately upon the blood» overcom es p h y si W estern B ranch, B o* 2 7 ,T U U T L A N D , OR*
Sold by W isdom D rug C o .. P o rtla n d , Or.
Why
ItiirmoNe Are So Nucc»>N*ful In haps th e b e st inform ed man in England •ign would have faded long ago. T h u s cal w eakness, revives the health tone and ere
“
You
certainly
arc mistaken,” said one young man to another at an
4 'l l t
I t It t N.
cm tho Russian questio n. II«' has been one can readily see the im portance of ates a good appetite. Try t th is spring.
K K A 1K H .
P K A M f evening party, “ but that cannot be the young lady I met last winter,
N. B.—If vou decide to take H ood's Sarsapa
Rats may readily bo induced to jump asked to come to Am erica and ta k e the producing a sign that, though newly
STEINWAY. A H K A U M . K ahler. Roc
or drop into any receptacle, especially lecture platform, b u t I d o ubt whet hei sonstructed, will a t t h e samo tim e show rilla, »1») n o t bo induced to take any other.
•deh Pianos; B u rd c ttO rg a n s. B and Instruinenb- though the name is the same. Judge for yourself. This girl has a glori
as it affords t hem a d e q u a te concealment, he would be a success here. He could tho im p r in ts of age, w ear and time. I
L argest stock of S heet M u sicam i Books. Bandi
«upplitMi a t K asteru P rice s.
M A T TH IA S ous complexion, while the other young lady — Good heavens, what a skin
aud they do th is w ith o u t one lingering h a r d ly toll us any t h i n g new, and his have had tw e n ty odd y e a r ’s expedience
Sold by a ll druggists, 41: six for $5. Prepared G U A Y CO.. 206 P ost S treet San Fm ncis.-o.
suspicion of t h e i r i n a b ility to reach the use of E n glish is n o t such th a t our pub
she had ! Covered with blotches and red-headed pimples ; it was like
s t o u t - d o o r advertising, and I n e v e r saw only by ( ’. I. HOOD £ CO . Lowell, Mass.
only e x is ti n g o u t l e t w hen tin* tim e for lic would be pleased with. II«* seems to
E
a nutmeg grater. Oh no, this cannot be the young lady.” But it was,
this old-sign craze so r a m p a n t as a t the
IOO Doses O n e Dollar
r e t r e a t approaches. T h u s traps on this recognize t h is fact, and goes on plodding, pre sent tim e .”
PO RTLAND, OK.
though, and Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery had worked the
principle may readily be designed, and stu d y in g and writing, hoping t h a t tin
“ T o m ee t the d e m a n d I have worked
A new hotel, c o n ta in in g all ihe m odern im
are obviously p re ferable to our rat-traps sun may break th rough the black clouds
As a remedy for pimples, blotches, eruptions and all Skin and
provem ent«: every room light and airy ; lighted miracle.
hard
of
late
m
onths
and
1
have
h
i
t
upon
w here th e vermin a re numerous. This t h a t obscure him, and that he may wake
i nv e le ctricity ; heated by steam ; open fireplaces; Scalp diseases, it is the most wonderful medicine extant.
Of all the
b aths in su its am i on every floor; elevators,
m ethod was thus e x p la in ed by our cor up some m orning and find that the Kus • plan by which 1 can c o n stru ct a t a few
(»nests e n te rta in ed on e ith e r A m erican or E u ro many blood-puritiers and remedies for skin diseases, “ Golden Medical
days*
notice
a
sign
t
h
a
t
will
have
all
re spondent, who spoke of the t r a p as sian d y n a s ty is a th in g of th e past.-—
pean plan. The re stau ran t the finest in the city.
the appea ranc es of having been through
CHARLES K. LRLAND.*
be in g “ most successfully used in Bur- ! P h ila d e lp h ia T'imos.
Discovery” is the only one guaranteed to do all that’s claimed for it, or
the
water.
Of
course,
inferior
wood
mah, where tin* r a ts a re a perfeot pest.
C H IC H K S U R ’S CNGL18H
money prom ptly refunded! Especially has it manifested its potency in
will
have
to
be
used
in
its
construction,
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T h i s j a r t r a p was se t for thro«» nights.
and a lit t le m ix t u r e of my own thrown
curing Salt-rheum, Tetter, Erysipelas, Eczema, Boils, and Carbuncles.
On the first occasion I saw se venty -two
A Brooklyn lady re ce n tly elu cidated
in, and th e n we have a sign of tho old
R E P C R O S S D .A V O N O O R A N O .
ra ts turned out On the second night a household m ystery in a peculiar way
In all Scrofulous Sores and Swellings, “ Fever-sores,” “ Hip-joint Dis
U..I a .* . i . - r h a ■. I n d i e « .
O n w - i n t f .,r IHamond B ra n d , in
only nine r a ts wer»* c au g h t, and on the A stock of potatoes and apples in the •chool, so old in a ppea ranc e t h a t the
\ re d ,
i
\
- »led w ;ih *•; ,» 4
ease
” and all impurities of the blood, no matter from whatever cause
traces
of
th
e
firm
nam
e
a
re
scarcely
th ird n ig h t not one was caught. T he cellar dw indled considerably in excess
1 m M - n T n k e n u o l h r . All p i l l o
i n f.i.« te N .* r d t-oxe*. j in k w rs p i« * r» s. . a ; re \ j y
arising, it effects the most marvelous cures. W o r l d ’ s D i s p e n s a r y
t r a p was t h e n p u t away for some 1 of consum ption by tho family, but no visible. T h e m i x t u r e which I use re
d n r g e r o u « c o u n t e r f e it « , "end t 4c.
4
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l-iM u i «' for 1
te -'im o u ia l» a . -
weeks, w hen it was again success one about th e house seemed responsible quires g r e a t care in forming, and its in
M e d i c a l A s s o c i a t i o n , Manufacturers, 603 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
“ R e l i e f f i . r I . « d i e « , “ in Irtttr, by r e t a n
g re d ie n ts are ve ry expensiv e, so t h a t
m u li.
v I me 1 y •
fully used, b u t I am u n a b le to say to I for it.
An eld erly d a r k y was employed
i hlrh.-*t. r » h«*■»*• I W a d k n n 8 n .. P h il* . C*
w hat e x t e n t it th e n succeeded. T he I to look afte r the furnace, and it had fre w orkm a nship a u d m a te ria l considered,
common I'egu jar I used was a b o u t 1\ q ue ntly been th«* lau g h t»f the servants s ‘new-old sign costs a g reat deal more
i prescribe^ and fully
OPFETIED for an incumbir rase of
or 2 feet deep and 14 or 15 inches broad, I ttiat Moses should be so careful of his than would a “'ign in fresh, b r i g h t gilt.
v-axarrn
e Mead
py
C.tirrh in
in tn
the
Hn.d bv
“ Only q u e stio n a b le Arms seek to irn-
and a hole was punched in the shoulder • boots. He wore then» into tie* house,
th«* p ro p rie to rs o f DR. SAGE'S C A TA R R H R EM EDY.
MIPTOMS OF C 4 T I K K H . H« Rdacho. o b s tru c tio n o f nose, d isch arg es
Just large e n o u g h for a ra t to e n te r but alw ays c h an g e d for a pair »»f rubbers p»»se upon th«* public with a false sign,
i g in to th ro a t, so m etim es p ro fu se , w a tery , and acrid , a t o th ers, th ic k ,
T h e r e was about six or seven inches of in w hich he done h is c e lla r w ork. When but as t h e r e a r e a g r e a t m any such in-
nacious. m uco u s, p u ru le n t, bloody, p u trid an d offensive; ey es w eak, rinpr-
paddy (rice in husk! in th e jar. which he w e n t away the boots were always • ti t u ti o n s afloat a t t h e p r e s e n t time, I
ears. d e afn ess: o ffensive b re a th ; sm ell and ta ste im p aired , an d gen-
have no tro u b le in finding ready and
b ility . O nly a few o f those sy m p to m s likely to be p re sen t a t once.
was then buried to w ithin a bout eight I carried and th e r u b b e rs s till worn, al
D. R P Y C H E A CO
U r . Sage ’s Rem edy c u re s t i e w orst cases. O nly 50 cen ts. Sold by d ru g g ists, < \e ry w h e re .
•toady
em
ploym
ent.
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fad
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Inches of th e top. T h e mouth of the j though when he a rriv e d at th e house in
I f l .O f l . Sold by Druggists
j a r was th e n d o m 'd w ith a board and a the m o rn in g tho l*oots were on his feet been born, in my opinion, and y ou’ll see
•time, A q u a n ti t y of old tim be r joists and th e sa nda ls in a parcel un d e r his s p r e tty e x te n s i v e t r a d e in it w ithin a
F o r a Stock of C a n d y o r Anyt hin g for a B a k e r y
and straw were in tho out-house, and no I arm. T h e o t h e r day th e lady chanced few voars. ’ N. Y. Mail and Kxoreaa.
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end of rat holes every whore around.
I to be h m k in g dow n from a second-story
A I I v r
r P e trify in g .
“ I incline to the opinion t h a t my a i m low when Moses w e n t out, and it
C andy
M a n u f a c tu r in g
The oldest and large«t in the N orthw est, A l i s k y
T h e ni*'il
i*n of B o s to n a n l N ew
blue-logged Hurmah se rv an t very ‘judie j was then the m y ste r y was ©lueidntcd
k n a b e. 8 t« k an d Bohr Bros. Piano». E srh n ff
iously* punched the hole with an old j both boot-legs were two th ir d s full of York h a v e l>«vu p u z z l in g t h e i r brains
Mouse proof Organs. Publishers of The Musical
106 E S T R E E T , P O R T L A N D , O R .,
rn stim i. a jo u rn a l of m usic (Itf pages reading
over a s tr .in .
SC o f o ssifli cation or pet-
nail and a hammer, for, though it was j potatoes and apples. N V Sun.
m atter and
page« m usic . issue«! m onthly.T V Jobt>eri in Show > l a r e s , Scalvs. P a p e r P a t s — in fact, a n y th i n * you lire.! in a Con-
ri flea t ion of a l vo m a n b y t h e n a m e of
by no m eans re g u la r or q u ite round tit
per vear: sam ple eopv. BV*. Send f r catalogues. feetioner's store . Salesroom—C o rn e r of Front and Oak street.’
W
it
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ALLEN.
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n
a
t
h
a
n
B
a
s
s
1 B ass is a m a n now s i x t y
seemed at first sig h t too sinnll), it just
A faith curo is a trust affair wblcr
o r s i x t y fiv e \ « i> h o f age a n d h a s b e e n
adm itted a hu n g ry rat. 1 do not thin k poh ulta *n moro loan t h a n profit.
g ra d u ally »*•«•..•«, i n f o sa iff cd i n t o o n e
th e rats, a f te r they had e a te n all the
— A »chool boy'* rss a v on th© F a th a i s o lid mass f*»r th<i p a s t fority -ttv e years
grain, could have g o tte n through the
hole, they seemed so filled out; o t h e r of Ilin Country startinl o u t with: “ Georg* H is b o d v is n«i\\ p e r f e c t l y l rigid in colot
f l ik e a w e ll-
wise. with such a lot in th e jar, some W as h in g to n lickott t h e British, was a n ti to to u c h a im
$ 2 5 to $ 4 0 .
could have got to th e hole anil pulled a lee t «ti IY< Mtlcnt of th© Cintoti States, a o a u o n e d U«n«*. \\ i t h n o m oi re flexibility
ami
wore
pa
nts
th
a
t
ditin
t
hag
a
t
th©
We have only one th in g to ask th is week, and
a
b
o
u
t
i
t
than
th
iene
is
«lu
>ut a slick of
through. I imagine. A m oving mass of
th a t is easily granted FMease send postal card
W h ile 1» n a b e v o l u n t u r i l v tii
C lJS
frig h te n ed , -cream ing ra ts is a bad k n e e s . ” T h a t seein* to c over n e a r ly tha WO ih I.
w ith your address an 1 ask for copy of
m ak© t h e 1« .i«t move. Mr. Hass* into
•takin g otT for a jump, I admit, but an whole ground. Norristow n Herald.
Fit Guaranteed.
—T ho sm all boy may occasionally fall lc c t is k e . n an d h is dig» n a tio n iliu m -
old fellow now and then m ig h t have hit
v j i d 4 ( c u ts in «tam ps for sam ples a n d rale« for
H u n d • Is of p h i
th e hole. I doubt if be could, however, In o t h e r things, but you can d e p en d u p pair©d.
m If m casarv in en t. You ra n save big m ouev by
in t r y a n d of
have got through,** It is important, on it thon* is one t h in g ho will al wav- s c i e n t i s t s . Loth «
d ealin g w ith me. Satisfaction gu aran teed .
It w ill he rcadv Ma> 1 and «ample copies are
i re m a rk a b le
however, in tr a p s of th is kind, to se t do, / v t to a show in Inn© Atchison Europe, have . n .
oflVred free to all who a«k for it NVe kn »w you
freak, all coi
r lu g m th© o p in io n t h a t
t h a t the inside of th e vessel is ho Globe.
will N* in terested in it. quotes m an > thousand
articles at low est price to » ousnm ers. and gives
th e c u s. of .1 ut halt B aa • l**at* any
smooth as to afford no foothold for the
—T ho s e r p e n t was th e nit>*t su b t l e of
inform ation h o w to order, how to h n y .h o w :o
rat*, or
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