I n d e *e r\ e d ly L a u g h e d
EXTRAORDINARY LICENSE
I HE
A R IZ O N A
K IC K -R .
HOW JIM WAS BADLY SOLD.
A t.
5
TJA Ç O B S
on
— it U in Sophocles th a t we strike the
T in 1 i i u th lu k i n * a r e p r o n e to m a k e c a m e o f I
m odern spirit of tho ancient classics. n e r v o u s n e s s . Y e t t h i s I s a r j n i l t n d u r l o n i
tio u . th e h a rra # * lu g s y m p to m s o f w h ic h are
It is stsauge, yet true, th a t stu arili»
re n d e re d a ll th e m »re p o ig n a n t by r id ic u le T h e |
RK
TRADE
dents will stum ble on through the K tom aeh is u s u a lly r e s p o n s ib le fo r th e se nom
m s—iis w tu k u c s s a n d d U o r d e r tim i a reti
fu
G reek authors during four, five o r six to
th e b r a in , w h ic h i t th e h e a d q u a r te r * f ’ h e u e r
years, groping about for som ething v o u s s y ste m . As a n e rv e to n i c a u d tr a n q u iliz e r ,
we b e lie v e th a t n o t o n e c a u be p o in te d o u t so
THE GREAT
tangible, and corning finally to Sopho e ffec tiv e us H o s te tte r’s s to m a c h B itters. I n r e
n
v ig o ro u s d ig e s tio n , it strik » s th e k e y
cles or Euripides ut tho very end of n e o w te in o g f reco
E
D Y f^ r
v e ry o f s tr e n g th am i » ju ie tu d e by
th e ir course will, in a m onth, have th e n e rv e s . H e a d a c h e s , tre m o rs in q u ie t slee p , X T C O N Q U E R S P A I N .
a
b
n
o
r
m
a
l
s
e
n
s
itiv
e
n
e
s
s
to
u
n
e
x
p
e
c
te
d
n
o
is
e
s
—
th eir eyes opened to th e fact th a t the all th e s e m o d ify m id u ltim a te ly d is a p p e a r as
Relieves a n d c u re s |
HEADACHE,
G reeks were really men of flesh and th e sy stem g a in s s tr e n g th fro m th e g r e a t to n ic . RHEUMATISM, Toothache, Sprains,
D y sp e p sia , b ilio u s n e s s , r h e u m a tis m , c o n s ti p a
blood, with passions good and bad, with tio n u n d k id n e y c o m p la in ts a re s u b d u e d by th e
N K IK A L G IA ,
|
U B IT S E S ,
aspirations high and noble, with sins B itters.
S c ia tic a , L u m b a g o . B u rn s a n d S ca ld s-
mid follies, as men ar e to-day. I t is a
T h e sto o l o f r e p e n ta n c e lias n o c u s h io n .
At DrnggiNts ami Dealers.
proof of the old saying th a t when one
THE CHARLES A. VOCELER CO.. Baltimore. M l
C oiaauiiiption S u re ly C u re d .
has finished his college course be is
To t h e E d it o r :—P le a s e in f o r m y o u r re a d e rs
ready to go to schooL—U niversity (of th a t I h a v e a p o s itiv e re m e d y fo r th e ab o v e
n a m e d d is e a se . B y its tim e ly u se th o u s a n d s
V erm ont) Cynic.
FOR DYSPEPSIA.
o f h o p e le s s ease« h a v e b ee n m * fm an en tly c u re d .
<Jlt aeeuirt to m e,” remarked one qj' our
NoTir n. -W e desire to give notioo to the And Hiit Brother Explains That the Other
citizen» tlm other day, “ that physicians
W a s N o t S c a r e d f o r a C e n t.
are allowed extraordinary license in the public c l large that the next man who fling»
"Yes, I'm in mourning," suid the man, os
m anner in which they juggle with the a stone against-our office door will have to
, outn :< -ux bullets We have got tired of the ho carefully removed his hat and gazed at the
welfare of their patient*.”
“ Now here is l>r.----- who was atten d huf mens. We don’t want to seem captious, piece of crape which hid the band. "It’s for
ing M r.----- up to the time of his death, ! hut enough is enough. Thu lieeves. Jot rny brother Jim, who was planted about five
and if he treated him lor one thing In- Smith and Hunk White will please t£>t mouths ago.”
------
"Sick long?”
treated him for a dozen different diaor- uotlce.
G one H omb .—News reached town yester
"Not a minnit."
ders. First the doctor said pneumonia
day
that
William
Na|>oleon
Farrington,
"Accidentally killed, then?"
was the trouble; then it was consum p
"You might call it accident, but it wasn’t.
tion. Then the patient was dosc<l for otherwise known as French Hill, bad departed
from
this
world.
He
was
materially
assisted
It
was a cu.v of misreading human nature.”
heart trouble, and ho on until just before
The man tenderly brushed some dust off the
he died it was ascertained that disease of by three or four bullets which Ilank Hender
ilred into him during a dispute about the crape, put on his hat, and ufter getting good
th e kidneys waft the real trouble, and th at son
which had been at first treated as pneu ownership of a piece of land. Wo don’t know and ready, started out with:
whether
Henry wus right or wrong, but vv»
"Me and Jim had a ranch on the Repub
monia, consumption, heart disease, etc.,
felt for some time that this cold world lican river, out in Kansas. 1 didn’t amount
were but the symptoms of kidney dis have
was no place for Mr. Farrington. Ho wasn't to much, but Jim was a dandy. Ho could
ease.
a bit content, and ho was in the habit of size up a man as quick as you could halve an
“ B ut then it was too late.
I s h a ll be gluil to sem i tw o b o ttle s o f m y re m e
at such (jeopie as were. Ho wanted appl j. Didn't know what fear was, and the
“ T his is only one ease in a hundred, shooting
u r re a d e rs w h o h a v e c o n
—T he New
tu r m e r recently s dy u m f r p e tio e n to if a n y th o e f y y w o ill
better
weather,
more
latitudo
for
his
skill
s e n d m e th e ir e x p re s s
Injuns
was
as
afraid
of
him
as
death.
I've
and I am beginning to lose i; ith in the with the pistol, and we truly hopo he's got
a u d p o stn ffte e a d d re s s . R e s p e c tfu lly ,
published
un
in
stru
ctiv
e
table
of
the
put
up
a
s
;
jo
o
monument
at
his
grave,
and
doctors altogether. In faet I h a v n ’t had 1!.
T. A. SLO CUM , M.
1*1 P e a rl s t., N ew Y o rk .
---------
num ber, size and productiveness of th e
any need for their services sinee I he ¡ran
L a m e E x p l a n a t io n ’ s . — A stranger, sup you fan judge by that ho must have been a
farm s in tw enty-six States. T he reve
to keep W arner’s Safe Cure in mv house, posed to bo a man who is wanted for murder pretty good man.”
"Well!"
a little over three years ago. W henever in Tucson, was discovered hiding under the
latio n s made by th is table a re su rp ris
"Weil, late last fall, when we had a stock ing. The New Je rse y farm s lead all
1 feel a little out of sorls I take a few bridge the other day and taken to jail to lx*
doses of it, confident th at the source of held until identified. That night ho dug his sale at the ranch, a sort of tramp came along tile others in the value of th o ir prod
all disease is in the kidneys, which 1 way out, and next day the sheriff was around and got in Jim’s way Jim run over him and
know W arner's Safe Cure will keep in trying to get a hundred dollar bill changed. they had some words. The tramp wanted to ucts por acre, it bei*i<f $10.26; and th e
good order, and will eradicate any disease He says he found the bill on the street, but fight, und tie- boys put Jim up to skeer the D akota farms ran k tho lowest in th a t
that may he lurking there. Had Mr.----- that story looks fishy. There isn’t a man in liver out of him I'm free to say 1 didn't like respect, they yielding un average value
followed a similar course, I have no doubt this town that wouldn’t yell a lung out if he tho teller's looks. There was suinthin’ back p e r acre of $1.58. New Y ork comes
th a t he would he alive to-day; hut of lost that much money. The prisoner used a >f his every day look, which had u gleam of th ird , and singularly enough, C onnect
course all people don’t think alike.
crowbar to dig out with, and the sheriff says danger in it. Jim sized him up for a runner, icut, Rhode Island and M assachusetts
“ One tiling is certain, however, and ho must have hud it concealed in his pistol and when 1 said tho chap would fight., Jim
follow in successive order. B ut W est
th a t is the doetors are allowed a little too pocket. The official owes us $15. und if wo whispered:
" ‘Fete, you never know mo to bo wrong. ern farms are so large, and so easilj
mueh freedom in the wav they have of cun get our hands on the money this week wo
pretending to know that which t hey really shall, in our next issue, advise the public to I’ll skeer him till ali his ha’r loosens at Un w orked, that th e gross resu lts satisfy
know nothing about. If they don’t-know run him out of town as a dishonest scoundrel. roots. ’
“To make a great spread of it, the boys th e ir owners hugely.
w hat is the real trouble with tin* patient,
fastened
tho two together by their left arms
A
S
u
r
p
r
i
s
e
P
a
r
t
y
.
—
Two
o
r
three
weeks
they should admit it and not go on and
— Vfctd* liability to be suddenly a r
experim ent at the cost of the p atien t’s since wo denounced Col. ilulliinell as a claim and gave each a bowie knife. They thought
juniper, mule stealer and wife deserter, and the tramp would back water when it came to rested in your w ork a t any tim e should
life.”
added a few words to the effect that ho would the tying, but be didn’t. Ho was right thar, make you do the best th a t is in you to
look well ut the end of a rope. Saturday and didn’t even turn pale. It was agreed tiial day.—C hristian A dvocate.
LIGHT AND AIRY.
evening, as w6 wore talking with the cashier . they should light at tho word, und the word
of the First National bank, t 1 colonel ap was held live minutes to let the tramp wilt
C O N S U M P T IO N C U R E D .
T lio W a t e r M e te r .
proached us and wurned us to prepare for He stood like a rock, ami Jim couldn't back,
A n o ld p h y s ic ia n , r e tir e d fro m p r a c tic e , h a v
I'm a w icked w a te r m eter. P h arisaic w a te r m e te r
you see, without losing character.”
death.
Greatly
to
our
own
amazement
and
in g h a d p la c e d in h is h a n d s by a n E a s t In d ia
w ith a face of w h ite en am el, h a rd enam el,
“And they fought?"
m iss io n a ry th e f o r m u la o f a s im p le v e g e ta b le
to the intense surprise of the whole street, wo
trim m e d w ith b rass;
rem ed y fo r th e s p e e d y a n d p e r m a n e n t c u r e of
"It
wasn't
much
of
a
fight.
Jim
was
a.'
didn’t
run.
Un
the
contrary,
wo
sailed
into
B u t I w ear th e soft e x p re s s io n o f a p ain ted S im o n
C
o n s u m p tio n , B ro n c h itis , C a ta r r h , A sth m a ,
the colonel like a brick bouse falling on a handy with the knife as any man within n a n d a ll T h ro a t a n d L u n g A ffe c tio n s, a lso a p o si
P e te r, looking o u t in to th o fu tu re lik e a gold
sand fly, and wo had him licked inside of five hundred miles, but ho htixxl no show in that tiv e a n d r a d ic a l c u r e f o r N e rv o u s D e b ility a n d
flsii th ro u g h u g la ss
rumpus. The word was given, tho tramp all N erv o u s C o m p la in ts , a f te r h a v in g te s te d its
minutes.
w o n d e rfu l c u r a tiv e p o w e rs In th o u s a n d s of
W hen It h a p p e n s th a t th e c a rc a s s o f a n In fan t
We can’t account for these freaks in our made a lightning motion, und the next tiling cases,
h as fe lt it h is d u ty to m a k e it k n o w n to
allig a to r plays th e m isc h ief w ith m y vitals
Its superior excellence proven In millions of homes for
nature. Sometimes wo fight like a tornado I see was Jim dead on tho grass, hi.-, head cut h is su ffe rin g fello w s. A c tu a te d b y th i s m o tiv e
in its effo rts to g e t th ro u g h ,
a n d a d e sire to re lie v e h u m a n su ffe rin g , 1 w ill «nore th an a quarter of a ceutury. It is used by th*
almost
off.
Thar
wasn’t
but
one
lick
struck.’’
and
again
we
run
like
a
jack
rabbit.
People
I reco rd th e s tra n g e o c c u rre n c e oo m y b ra ss bound
United S tates CSovernment. Endorsed by the heads of
s
e
n
d
free
o
f
c
h
a
rg
e
,
to
a
ll
w
h
o
d
e
s
ire
it,
th
i
s
re
"And—and what?”
Indicator, by th e fra u d u le n t ad d itio n o f a intending to lay for us must take their
he G reat Universities as the Strongest, Purest an d most
e , in G e rm a n , F re n c h o r E n g lis h , w ith full
Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder does no*
"Nothing much. Tho tramp ontiod hissolf c d ip
h u n d re d feet o r two.
chances.—Detroit Free Press.
ire c tio n s fo r p r e p a r in g u n d u sin g .
S e n t by Healthful.
contain
Ammonia, Lime or Ahim. Sold only in cans.
and wulked off, as cool ns u bur l of ice, and m a il by a d d r e s s in g w ith s ta m p , n a m in g th is
PR IC E HA KINO POW DER CO.
O, th e m ia s m a tic m a tte r a n d th e poison w hich I
p
a
p
e
r,
W.
A.
N
o y e s , 11*9 P o w e rs B lock , Roches
wo
planted
Jim
on
a
knoll
back
of
tho
mule
N’KW YORK.
CHICAGO.
8AN FRANCISCO.
A S is te r to H im .
ter, N . Y.
sc a tte r, by th e sim p le n am e o f w ater, un
"No, Mr. Jackson, I cannot l>eyour wife, ax pen.”
a d u lte ra te d , p u re '
"What
did
the
crowd
say?”
W h ile m y friend th e u n d e r ta k e r w ax es rich er, my heart is already in tho keeping of an
Let ev ery m a n s w e e p tlx* sn o w fro m b e fo re h is
“Said that my brother Jim had better o w n door, a n d n o t tr o u b le h im s e lf a b o u t the
slick er, fu tte r, a n d th e d r u g g is t's w ife and other, but I can bo a sister to you.”
fro st o n h is n e ig h b o r 's tiles.
stuck
to
read
in’
tho
character
of
mules
and
d a u g h te r ta k e a E u ro p e a n to u r —
"Oh! ’tis hard to thus bo obliged to give
steers and let st rungers alone, and 1 agreed.
O, I o fte n pause an d w onder a s I p o n d er o ’e r my you up, Maud, and si ill your very generous
W hite Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng*
offer
to bo us a sister to mo cannot go unac I'm in mourning fur Jim, but I allow ho bit land, Dragon of China, Cress of Switzer,
plu n d er, p au se a n d w on d er w hy In th u n d e r
cepted. Will you boas near a real sister to off’ more’ii he could chaw, and he shouldn’t a land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt- Having* fo r tho p a st fo u r o r five y ea rs been tro u b led
ho n est people let m e lie,
done it. (.’rape looks well on mouse color, Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, The
W hy th e y do not rise in an g e r, te a r m e lim b fro m mo as possible?”
with pim ples and blotches on m y face arid body, an d
dou't it? It’s a reminder that in tho midst of Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin.
lim b asunder, a n d a d o p t a w a te r m e te r m ore
finding n o relief in an y of th e chem ically prepared
"Yes, George, l shall endeavor to.”
in g e n u o u s th a n 11
To get ihese buy a box of the genuine soaps and m edicines prescribed fo r mo by physicians,
"There is Jack Fourinhand’s sister, for in life we may hark up tho wrong treo.”—San
I concluded to tr y y o u r S. S. S. rem edy, a n d h ave
—S an F ran cisc o W asp.
Francisco
Examiner.
D r . C. Mol am ; s Ciun>RAT«D L i r a found
stance. Will you bo as loving and attentive
g re a t relief in th o sam e, fo u r bo ttles clearin g
P ills , price 2A cents, and mail us the out m y skin
to mo as she is to him?”
en tirely . I cheerfully recom m end y o u r
side
wrapper
w
ith
your
address,
plainh
E
n
t
e
r
t
a
i
n
i
n
g
a
G
u
e
s
t.
E v e r y t h i n g l i a s I t s U se.
medicine
to a ll w ho are in th e position th a t I have
"With all my heart, George.”
written,
and
4
cents
in
stamps.
We
will
been in. Y ou can u se .th is le tte r an d m y nam e as a
Forty
years
ago
every^town
in
New
Eng
Mrs. Honeymoon—I’m sure, dear, I don’t
"Very well, then, sister mine. I shall try
then mail you the above Mat with an ele testim onial to th e m erits of th e S. S. S. rem edy.
know why the crust should bo so hard. 1 to bo worthy—ah, I really n r’^t bo going land Imd its lycetim, and, as one of tho win gant
V ery tr u ly yours,
A lfred P. R obinson ,
package of oleograpliic and chro
320Sansom e S t , San Francisco. Cal.
followed your mother’s recipe.
though—good night, sister.” Tho next day ter's recreations, u course of lecturer deliv malic cards.
X T ' S en d fo r o u r b o o k s o n B lood an d S k in Dis
Mr Honeymoon—There, there, don’t cry Miss Maud received a package, and upon ered by clergymen, politicians and mon dis
F l e m i n g B r o s ., P i t t s b u r g , P a .
eases uu d ad v ice to su fferers, m ailed free.
I know what we can do with the biscuits. opening it discovered that it contained—hor tinguished in literature, ilosjutality was
T H E S W I F T S P E C IF IC CO.,
D ra w e r 3, A tla n ta, ( »a.
A m a n is a lre a d y o f c o n s e q c e n c e in th e w o rld
They won’t !>o wasted.
rors—two pairs of pants, six {»airs of socks freely extended to tin* lecturer, and not in
w
h
e
n
it
is
k
n
o
w
n
th
a
t
w
e
c
a
n
im
p
lic
itly
d
e
p
e
n
d
frequently,
if
lie
was
a
notable
man,
several
Mrs. Honeymoon— U’hatf
and a shirt. A note slipped out, uud upon
<»n h im .
families invited him to become their guest.
Mr. Honeymoon—If you will put thorn reading it, this is what she saw:
T H E VAN M O N C I S C a R
The late Richard IJ. Dana, Jr., t*'e author
back in the oven for a fow minutes and
D ear B iotcii M aud —I a s c e rta in e d fro m Jock
.P R IV A T E D IS P E N S A R Y .
R i l i a b l e a m ! A l w a y * t h e ’.S i t m e .
brown them u little tnoro I’ll take them down F o urialm tid th a t h is s is te r w as in th e h a b it o f do of "Two Years Before tin* Mast,” used to teil
D kandruth ’ s P ills are the oldest, saf N O S . 1 3 3 a n i l 1 3 4 T H I R D S T R K tC T ,
to the factory and have them cut down, pol ing all o f h is in aiding T h in k in g o f o u r agroe- a story illustrative of tho effort made by
P o rtla n d , O re g o n .
ished and made into u set of jewelry for you. ment, 1 («thought mo of these few articles of j hosts t«» entertain their distinguished quests. est and best blood purifier and purgative
Is the only Privat • Dis
w earin g a p p a re l, w hich u ro Badly in need o f b u t
Mr Dana once lectured in a country town, I known. They are purely vegetable, there-
pensary in %
Portland >r. on
—Jeweler’s Weekly.
to n s un d m e n d in g 1 h a v e lo n g needed a s is te r
th e Northwest
Coast,
And
then
walked
home
with
tho
president
of
j
fore
harmless.
They
are
always
the
same
where patients are su -ess-
th a t w ould look u f te r 'm y clo th es, a n d sin ce y o a
the
lyceu-.n,
a
farmer.
After
a
long
silence
fullytreated forali N dlRV
! and always produce the same effect. Other
Another Fumoitn Victory.
h av e so k in d ly co n sen ted to a c t in t h a t c a p a c ity
OU8, CHRONIC
VND
tho farmer paid;
you m ay co m m en ce y o u r d u tie s u t one©. Y our
I t w as an a u tu m n ev e n in g :
p u r g a t i v s r e q u i r e i n c r e a s e d d o s e s a n d fi
P R IV A TE DISEAS .Sin
"Mr. Dana, I b'lieve you wrote a book n a l l y c e a s e a c t i n g a l t o g e t h e r . A c o u r s e
loving b ro th e r,
G eohuhl
young or old, singl • or
Old C asp ar's w ork w as d o n e;
married, such as
once ?”
A nd h e before h is c o tta g e d o o r
—Feck’s Sun.
o f o n e o r t w o o f R r a m i r k t h ’ s P i l l s
LOST MANHOOD,
W us s ittin g In t h e u rn :
"Yes.”
t a k e n e a c h n i g h t is a p o s i t i v e c u r e f o r co n -
Nervous debility, sem ual
A nd by film sp o rte d on th e g re e n
A s to S m i t i n g .
"Waal, I never read it myself; my folk s tip a * io * , h e a d a c h e , a n d a l l b i l i o u s d i s o r
losses, failing mem ry,
H is little g ran d ch ild , W ilheiiiiino.
d e r s . I f y o u c a n ’t t a k e t h e m p l a i n , g e t
Sunday School Teacher (to now pupil)—We have, though.”
syphilitic eruaticus, ef
ti.».to oi lu o .tu i,, ...dney
are taught by tho Biblo that when some one
Dead silence again fell upon tho two until t h e m s u g a r - c o a t e d .
A nd a s h o s a t a n d sm o k ed , ho saw
au d bladder troubles, gou
smites
\m
on
one
rhvuk
we
ehouki
turn
the!
their
arrival
ut
tho
farmer's
house,
whoro
Mr
That, little m aid d ra w near,
orrhea, gleet, stricture etc.
O u r life Is s h o r t; b u t to e x te n d th a t s p a n to
A ’ holding in h e r little palm
other to him isn’t that a beautiful sonti I Dana was introduced t»> the invalid wife, who v ast e te r n ity is v ir t u e ’s w o rk .
C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E .
A severed h u m a n o ar
merit?
had not been to the lecture.
W h ile o 'e r th e field a p p e a re d in view
4 R e w a r d —I f y o u h a v e a n O ld S ore th a t n e e d s
"Yes, ma’am.”
"My dear,” said the farmer, "I believe
A Wonder ful Food a nd M e d i c i n e
h e a lin g , a n d th a t o th e r re m e d ie s h a v e f a ile d t->
O f h u m a n se g m e n ts n o t a fow.
"Now, if on enemy were to smite you on 1 you’ve read Mr. Dana's book?”
K n o w n a n d u s e d b y P h y s ic ia n s a ll o v e r th e h e a l; o r a b r e a k in g o u t o r it c h in g o f th e scu lp
one cheek what would you do?”
Tho wife stared, and then recovering her
o r b o d y ; o r a B o il, R u m , C u t, o r a n y a ilm e n t fo r
H e r b ro th e r J a m e s c a m e likew ise w ith
"I’d pound dor top of his head off.”—No- 1 self, answered: "1 b’l love Fvo heard speak of w o rld . S c o t t ’ s» E m u l s i o n n o t o n ly g iv es w h ic h a S alv e is s u ita b le , b u y a 2.»-c e n t b o x o t
T h e little e a rt h e ow ns,
llesh a n d stren g th b y v ir t u e o f its o w n n u t r i M e x i c a n N a i v e , w h ic h is W a rra n te d to
Q u ite filled w ith legs a n d a r m s a n d die-
braska State Journal.
it.”
tio u s p ro p erties, h u t c re a te s a n a p p i tit c fo r food C u re w h e n e v e ry th in g else f a ils . If n o t k e p t by
L ocated co llar hones.
Apples were brought in, and with them th a t b u ild s u p th e w a s te d b o d y . "1 h a v e been v o u r d r u g g is t s e n d 25 c e n ts in s ta m p s to J . C.
Old C uspur looked, a n d th e n q u o th he:
A f t e r ItiiKincNB H o u r s .
came the farmer’s daughter, a little black u s in g S c o tt’s K m u lsio n fo r se v e ra l y e a rs, a n d D e m e n t , A g t., A sto ria , O r., a n d re c e iv e a b o x
'•It was a famous victoree."
a m p le a s e d w ith its a c tio n .
Mv p a t ie n t s s a y it by m a il.
Gentleman (to Uncle’Hastus)—Uncle’Has eyed, sharp looking school girl.
is p le a s a n t a n d p a la ta b le , a n d a ll g ro w s tro n g e r
tus, can you get mo up a nice lieu coop? I
"Susan ’Liza," said the farmer, "you've c a se s o f W astin g D iseases, a n d it is s p e c ia lly
•'A cross th e field a r e s ta in s o f gore,
think some of raising chickens.
A nd w hitoniiig bones 1 see,
read Mr. Dana's ‘Two Years Before tho a n d g a in tlesh fro m th e list* o f it. I u se it in all
u s e fu l for c h ild re n w h e n n u tr i e n t m e d ic i n e is
A s ev id en ce u n d o u b te d tvvua
Uucio ’Bast us Yes, sail, I kin build yo’ as Mast,’ haven’t you?”
n e e d e d , a s lu M a ra s m u s .''—T. W , PlSBCK, M. 1»..
A fam o u s v ic to ree;
Uno a hen coop as ebber war built, but I'so
Stisam ’Liza replied quickly, "No, sir,” and K n o x v ille , Ala.
A nd th e r e is proof to b ack m y claim
Because a gull is a very foolish bird that will
too busy whitewnshin’ jus’ now to undertake there was dead silence till bedtime. — Youth's
T lrn t 'tw o s u dulsy fo o tb all g a m e .”
“ K n o w thys •If." s a id th e o ld p h ilo s o p h e r . swallow anything you offer i t When you ask
tho job. 1 tell yo’ what 1 kin do, though, Companion.
•‘Im p ro v e thys If." said th e n ew .
____________—A m erica.
Mr. Bin ith, 1 kin work on it nights.—l ’ho
for "Seal of North Carolina Plug Cut’’ Smok
Epoch.
F o u n d tli«* F e o llu g * ,
An Obliging Author.
F o r C o l i g l i « , A w t l i i i i n , u n d T h r o u t ing Tobacco, and the dealer wants you to try
A colored mail, who had a load of ashes be
some cheap brand on which ho makes a much
D is o r d e r «
ComtetiMUt ion.
"Your story, Mr. Winterkill," said the
A Washington 7-ycar-old received, among hind his mule, eamo to a standstill on Adams u s e “B ro w n 's Branchical Troches," 26 c ts a b o x .
larger profit, ho is simply trying to "gull” you.
maguzino editor to tho rising youug author,
iveuue
the
other
day
He
clucked
und
"suits ino very well. 1 observe in itsomo numerous Christmas presents, u little pocket
S o m e m en are b o rn fo o ls b u t th e m a jo r ity of Ho knows as well as you do that "Seal of North
yelled
and
lashed
at
the
mule,
but
the
ani
trivial faults, however. For Instance, you dimy. Tho entry;
u s a c h ie v e fo o lish n e ss.
Carolina Plug Cut” is the most popular and
"Jan. 24, 1889; he didn’t,” created some mal hung his head and refused to budge.
describe tho heroine’s canary as drinking
t he best Smoking Tobacco on the Pacific Coast.
Among
the
spectator*
was
a
woman,
and
n
o
w
i
s
m
i
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n
1
.
1
1
1
:
.
surprise
until
sho
gave
tho
following
(iuatouo
water by Mapping it up eagerly with her
is tho lashing went on she stepped torward
tongue.’ Isn’t that a peculiar way for a of injury):
and
a
died:
1 w a s ta k en s ic k w h ile a t th e d i n n e r ta b le
"Johnny Smith” (a little neighbor) "said
canary to drink water?”
"Colored man, do you know that a mule w ith te rrib le d is tre ss in m v s to m a c h . B efore
"Your criticism surprises me," said Mr he was coming over to see mo ami—ho didn't.”
th i s l h a d been h e a rty a n d s tro n g . F o r f o u rte e n
has
feelings?”
• la y s I k e p t g e ttin g w o rse, d e s p ite th e effo rts of
Winterkill in a pained voice. "Still, if you —Washington Post.
FOR E V E R Y PURPOSE.
"Yes, mnr'iii, 1 does," ho replied, "an’ Ize tw o d o c to rs. 1 lost fo rty p o u n d s , a n d w as satis-
think your readers would prefer it, perhaps it
Sold
on T ria l!
l e d th a t 1 ' m id liv e b u t a few d a y s .
M y tr o u
list
about
to
tackle
do
same,”
Keep
it
Warm.
would lie better to let the canary drink its
a s S to m ach a n d L iv e r C o m p la in t, r e s u lt
lie jumped down, gave the animal's tail a b in le g w
Diule (entering Delmonico’s, to waiter; tho
in a n attack o f b ilio u s c o lic .
At th i s tim e
water with u teaspoon.”—Chicago Nows.
dude carries a heavy stick with on enormous twist, and as the beast moved slowly on the I saw Dr. D avid K e n n e d y 's F a v o rite R e m e d y , of
R e a d o u t. N. Y .a d v e r t is e d , a n d s e n t fo r a b o t
mail continued:
horse’s head) -Hat, waiter!
I a lso sen t fn rm > p h y s ic ia n , a n d to ld h im
"Sartin, mar’m -sartin, but how on nirth tle.
Waiter—Yes, sir.
t h a t 1 w as g o in g to try th e F a v o rite R em ed y .
A M em o ry .
lid
you
happen
todiskiber
it?”—
-Detroit
Free
H e e x a m in e d it a n d to ld m e to u se it th r e e d a y s
Dude—Coat, waiter 1
O ne m oonlit n ig h t, long, lo n g agi.
I’rcss.
a n d let h im know th e re s u lt. In th e th r e e d a y s
Waiter—Yes, sir.
W ith in my m em ory lingers,
1 w a lk e d fo u r m iles.
Dr. K e n n e d y ’s F a v o rite
Investm ent email, profits
W ell I recall h er unsw orn low,
Dudo—Cane, waiter 1
R e m e d y ha* sav ed m v lif e .—W. 8. B itzer, S late
^ laiF re. Send 2«» • fo r m ailing
A n F x a n i p l e o f I'tu p h u s lt» .
T h o c la sp o f sloudcr U ngers.
M ills. R oss Co., O hio.
■ ia r ir o illu strated Cntal jrue
Waiter—Yes, sir. Have it blanketed, sir?
with
full p articulars. Man
Du.
K
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n
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v
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Teacher—
W
hat
is
ueceut
?
—Life.
ufactured by
H e r h a n d lay lig h tly on m y a r m
N Y- |1 ; t» fo r f.'».
First Pupil—Emphasis or stress on a par R S o u e n n d d o fo u r t. book,
A s hom o wo slow ly w an d ered .
h
o
w
to
c
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. % u * t i n M fg; f ' n
. S o m e th in g B e tte r .
licular syllable.
B lo o d d iso rd e rs.
W h ile 1 th o s e c re t o f h e r c h a rm
1117 A l ( i ! l L n k r N I .
First. Boy—Been snow balling today?
Teacher—Correct» Is there more than one
ItcsiHtless, vainly pondered .
C h ic a g o . III.
Second Boy -1 should say 1 hadl
Kind?
Be n o t sim p ly g o o d ; be g o o d fo r s o m e th in g .
"Kill nnyUxlyI"
T h a t p e rfe c t n ig h t, h e r w itc h in g g ra c e
V S E C R E T YOU W OULD
Second Pupil— Y ea, sir. primary a n d see
lik e to k n o w , e s p e c ia lly
M ode p ro v o catio n a m p le ;
"Not quite.”
T h e B U Y E R S ’ G U I D E is
otulary accent.
M
a r r ie d L a d ie s o f d e li
T h e m o o n b eam s lovingly c a re sse d h e r face
0
is s u e d M a r c h a n d S e p t.,
2
"Nor I, either. It’s got so wo can’t have
c a te h e a lth . S en d s ta m p
Teacher In tho word "execution” where
A nd s e t a I mu l ex a m p le.
k c a c h y e a r . I t is a n e n c y -
fun any more. I’m going to ask father to does tl « secondary accent or stress fall?
fo r fu ll p a r tic u la r s o f th is g re a t b o o n to w o m e n ,
I c lo p e d ia o f u s e f u l in f o r -
se n t in s e c u re ly s c a le d le tte r. D R . G R A E M E ,
buy me a shotgun. That will bring ’em
A t last w e re a c h e d h e r f a th e r 's g a te —
Third Pupil—Oil the first syllable.
r m a tio n fo r a ll w h o p u r
box i s | i , S an F ra n c is c o . C al.
dowu.”— Detroit Free Freso.
"A n d th e n ," you say. " y o u kissed h e r? "
Teacher Bight. Where cU>es the primary
c h a se th e lu x u rie s o r th e
O h, no! y o u 're to o p re c ip ita te .
n e c e s s itie s o f life . W e
iciviit
or
stress
full?
Y ou see, s h e w as m y siste r.
I t ('a im * a L o n g D ls iitu e a .
c a n c lo th e y o u a n d f u r n is h y o u w ith
Four .h Pupil (who hasn’t stud it'd the les
—S o m erv ille Jo u rn al.
W aiter—ljoro you are, air; this eoffoo won)—On the ueck.— Chicago Tribune.
a ll th e n e c e s s a r y a n d u n n e c e s s a r y
cornea direct from Java.
a p p lia n c e * to r id e , w a lk , d a n c e , s le e p ,
The Ago of Steal.
e a t , f is h , h u n t , w o r k , g o t o c h u r c h ,
Guest (who has been waiting a long time
b y r e tu rn m ail,
S o r r y f o r I te r .
o r s ta y a t h o m o , a n d in v a r io u s s iz e s ,
Grocer (to clerk)—Did you read about this for it) I thought it was further off than
fu ll d escrip tiv e
s ty le s a n d q u a n titie s . J u s t fig u re o u t
When
Charley
put
on
his
first
trouser*
ho
tliut,—-Texas billing*.
c irc u la rs of
sugar swindle, Jamest
w
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a
t
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q
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n
g
s
was very proud lie strutted up and down
MOODY'S NCW
"Yes, sir."
COMFORTABLY, a n d y o u c a n m a k e a f a i r
i;i I coilt of his mother almost crazy with de
TAIL OR SY S T E M
"W hat robbers there arc In tho world I The
M o r n in g o n t h e S le e p i n g C a r.
e s tim a te o f th e v a lu e o f th e B U Y E R S '
0?
DRESS
C U TTiN O .
light. Then he burst out: "Oh, mamma,
days when honest men were in business soon»
G U I D E , w h ic h w ill b e s e n t u p o n
A n y la d y of o rd i
pants make me fee! so grand! Didn't it make
& FLORI DA R.R. SLEEPER
to have gone by."
r e c e ip t o f 10 c e n ts to p a y p o s ta g e ,
n a ry In te llig en ce
you i\vl grand when”— But an awful con
ca n ea sily and
"Yes, sir.”
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
q u ic k ly le a rn to j
sciousness catno over him that this bliss had
"By tho way, James, you might put an
1 1 1 -1 1 4 M i c h i « a u A v e u u o , C h i c a g o , 111.
c
u t and malic*
never Uvn shared By his mother, and he laid
a n y g a rm e n t. In
other gallon of water in tho vinegar Itarrel
his
woe,
chubby
hand
pityingly
against
her
a
n y s ty le to an y
while you liavo nothing to do.’’—Nebraska
Free M.wmurjr, sign«», gr p* and
m e asu re for lady
cheek, saying, pathetically, "Oh, |x*or mam
M.<i ¿an s fate by i. ,» I or. re * q t > t ÿl
Ftnte Journal.
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t
o
.
,
inn! poor mamma!”-Sunshine.
s t . F a n i , M in n .
B o t h Mistaken.
MOODY & CO.,
R em
Diamond Vera-Cura
G h .SPINNEY s
S e attle D ispensary. fCtSSSSfaK
Kh t i i Lh. n .
t
.
El? V O U S
tt
pOMllty, LoM.nf V igor. Sem ina:
i * Cw . 1 v w w O Losses, \te n k M emory, b ta p o u
dency, A;c., d ue toex-cKse* o r a b u se ,c u re d .
Y O I J N O M E N Buffering from th e effect*
T W U . t l ^ W & c M cfy o tiU ffu lfaH lM o rlu .il* -
cretio n should a v a il tb e iu s e h c s of o u r tre a tm e n t.
A positive euro g u a ra n te e d in every ca^e, S yphilis,
U rin a ry a n 1 \ «. ae re al Ib sen * * u ll u a n u tu ro l dis
charges, pro m p tly a u d safety cured.
M ID D L E - A C ED M E N S K f-ftK
ease of K idneys o r B ladder. W eak Back. N ervous
.......... , W - asting
ting of fcexiu.l
D ebility,
fcexu..l t S tre n g th , etc., cured
restored to
to h healthy
I a n ad
d restored
ea lth y vigor.
N . B. P ersons u n nable
ab le to
to vis
v isit us m ay be tre a te d
: o t th e ir homes, by>correspondence.
M edicines am»
correspond«*.. . ________
_
-------------------------j y m ail o r express. C onsuitatioL
1 ree. Bend i c e n ts in stam ps fo r l i e Y oung M an'I
| rie n d o r txuide to Y\ adloc.it.
I £VER-RF, a DV DRESS STAYS,
A M u t t r a e v u r o a if d i s s s t i v I i amd a u
I TrosblM Arising T^arsiroa.
1 W DntoçiM or UtnrreU Lvalfy %
will get Hr®-
A r « for fow if mot already m tlork, or ti un. be
mml by mad on receipt of 25 cl*. (5 boxes $i .00} M
Stamp*. Sample ten! on recctpl of 2 cent »¿amp.
! M a n u fa c tu re d fro m F IN E S T S P R IN G S T E E L ,
R u b b e r C o a te d , S a tin e a n d *-atiu C o v ere d .
n m CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Bsftiasr*. M4
Isis riBfrUfcrti m 4 M u u m m / i i i
I N ot to R u s t, B re a k o r S p lit. S titc h e d to th e
I S e a m s, N o p o c k e ts o r h o t iro n s re q u ir e d .
GUARANTEED
CAUTION.
B E W A R E o f w o rth
prescribe an d fu lly en I
less im ita tio n s . See
I d o rse Big b as th e only ; th a t * E V E R R E U»Y ” b s ta m p e d o n t h e b a c k
specific for I b e c e r t a in 1 ure of e a c h i? ay .
o r th is disease.
I G. H . IN G R A H A M .M D
A m sterd a m , N. Y.
W e h a v e sold Big (J for i A re m a d e o f th e s a m e m a te r ia l, w ith e la s tic
m a n y y e a rs, an d it bus
e n d s a n d R u ck les.
riven th e beat of soiis-
A sk fo r th e EY K K K EA DY S ta y s a n d E x
action.
te n d e rs , a n d ta k e n o o th e r.
D. K. D Y C H F A C O .
Chicago, 111.
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?
S .S .S .
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A N IIO N E ST DOCTOR,
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llo w n a tu ra l h er golden h a ir I
Uvr checks! S ee w hat a h u e th ey w eari
T hey uctuaily glow I”
T h o m aid en o p e iu d w ide h e r e y e a
"N o t only r a n th e y w alk ,"
Bbo Mild in e v id e n t su rp rise,
" B u t now it eeenm them* effigiea
An* m ode in ru c h a w ondrous wise
T h e y actually uuk I"
—C h icag o Tribune.
Out of Order.
Customer (after u •have? — G n at Scott,
bar U r, that razor of your* b lu a terrible
condition!
Barber— Yea, aah, 1 ipert it am . I was
out to u daruce las’ night. Pat ra/.zer rents
da grindstone, data whw,t it needs. — Tht
Epoch.
S ix ia l
I»«'bt* P r o m p t l y P a id .
Mrs. Wostend— Who was it called?
Mario—Mrs. Grubb*, 1 told her you war*
out
"Mr*. Grubtts is out making calls, thou'
Order uiy carriage quickly 1 will return
tho call before she gets borne.”— lTulinHplua
Record.
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G o t T lirit* F ir s t.
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A little girl uns -dtoiig on the floor when
K , in
tin* m u i sbollo In her Dnv “Go 'way! go l l o l i l r ' i t o v ., ( H l o r . i n « < , l l i l i r r l i . » u f i - l )
‘way!" site tried, striking out at it, “ You
move, dear, and it won't trouble you,” said
mamma ‘ i s'ant. I dot bore first,” said tin* o p i u m
a n j? N Î î p ^ r f^ E
I
W.
rbv s V ntidote*. in n*e 17 y ears,
little one Youth's Compuntoti.
s p u d s ! M e rp h in e H a b it C an* s iso . C«>rres-
iM>n«i« nco C « m fid en tlal. C all o n o r a d d re s s J.
) AI KKN. M a n a g e r. K«nun a t St. A n n 's B u ild
in»j. ,**rtii K rsn c isco .
Very l e w Indi*«*«!.
'll'BII' lllllillllllllll
Mr Ihirnup I don’t know where you coma
Tlie youngest of the family returned from
from, stranger, or who you U\ but, b'gum! 1 vlio o l yesterday tc remark to lus mamma
I C l i u i A / A V H K n i t N. PKAWK a
ain’t never rcttiM'd ter shako with a man yet ’Teacher sa vs it’s IO de below the «qiiee. Q
0 ! C ir i f i n i » HAI H.
G a b le r. K oenls!
when he puts out his baud. —Judga.
ing j*oiut. Kocbester !Y«t-Kxpi «*sa.
Buvdett
twid ln«tnm)entr> L m i m
« « Ru
d«M Onsns.
i > t i »
M i Mo
mo and Books. Bauds • iprilsd •
e .•$ ( f Shsefe
sh«s*t M:
IM Yo»
F W r . Pr a «. ¥ A PTHlAft «IRAY
A French w, '‘»«in who is endeavoring to
S*F**^t. San
f o u n d sch o o ls f< »r girl* in Algiers di vid«** the
A P o p u l a r T la y .
Mudi« s into two classes, "neutral”
V V — John. I w, h you would g«*t tickets
and "Motiva” l he noutrui includes reading, ter the new p!a\ ’’Hoi * in the Air ”
wi ltin ' orthography, arithmetic, hi>t«.
Hu>Uind -l\x*s the play | v \ sno - s any liter
and in-ml philosophy That is just where ary merit?
the in«si« i n Kr»*iu htuan is most likely to put
Wife The papers say not.
moral philosophy.
Husteiml I'll g.'t tickets f« r it to-morrow
You w ill Save 25 per cent
'Mis* Candy, who Is to marry the Duke of - Epoch.
Newca-t!<* w bo, by the way, is no relation
! A n d r o i i d d . r t b l * T im o b y p lR o ln a y o u r
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r - f o r Ty(H>, Pr«w«*4. M a tu r i .1, l n k s ,
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irl
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to tin* l hike « f Nocastia who come* to tlie
l tiiUni S t a t e s so o f te n - is the « la u g h te r of a n t'rally o v e rra te s tho man site is to I **C" w‘tU P A L M E R & R E Y .
offi«*er who on«*© aiwed with the kbedives m arry , b ut she m ore th an m akes ui
C o r n e r K r o n t a n d A ld e r. H o rt a n d .
in E g y p t C a p t C a n d y w «* f a m ili a r -
f«»r h e r m «judgm ent afterw ard. Sum- |
ly known as '’Sugar," and his m.-iguiliceut
U ififo rtn s m a d e a M iisatum six y»«ars ag\> in erv ille JmirmU.
N. I'. X. D. No. 279 S. K. N. U. No. 3òd
!’wiro, a city which is not ewMly astouished.
P
RINTHRS
And 1 TBLIS 1 IERS.
T O
M A K E
— A —
Delicious Biscuit
Ask your G rocer for
C O W
B R A N D
SODA or SALERATUS.
Absolutely Purs.
C incinnati, 0 .
I CURE FITS!
I do not mean merely te Mop th«*m for % time and
then h ate th-m return tnfnin I mean a radie.il cure.
I have made the .lipase of KIT*«, KP1L*P-*Y or FALL-
i>«> f«i« knks - 4 a life-lony itndy I warrant my renm ly
to cure the worst ca*e* Because others have fade i is
no rea*4»n for n.»t no 0 receiving a cure. Send at once
f.>r a treath*e and a free N*ttle of my infallible renie«ly
tiire Express and l’i*st Office.
H O K«H»r M O 1 S3 Pearl St New York
A B IG SH O W
• m i t h 's C a s h S to re , 418 F ro n t S t., 8 . F ., C al.
lancest g e n e ra l d e a le rs w est o f th e M ississippi
R iv er. Dry G oods, N o tio n s, H o siery , U n d e r
w ear ; W all T a p er. S ta tio n e r y , B la n k e ts . Bed
d in g , B o o ts, a n d S h o es; C a n n e d G oods, Dry
fru its , WTooden. T in . C ro c k e ry , G lass .G ranU *
a n d H a rd w a re . M eat. F ish , P ro v isio n s. H o n ey ,
G rain , F eed . G ro ceries. P u re S pices, Seeds, Be
a n s . D rugs, M éd ecin es: C lo c k s. A m m u n itio n ,
R u b b e r G oods, T e n ts , a n d q n a n t iti e s o f o th a r
g oods a t lo w e st p ric e s fo r C ash o n ly . S end 2 &
■tam p fo r fu ll lis t by first m a il, a n d le a rn h o w
to liv e c h e a p a n d w ell a t s m a ll co st ; 32 y ears la
tw in e * * : C u sto m er* In ev e ry C o u n ty w est of
th e R ocky M o u n ta in s, a n d m a n y c is tw b a r *
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Lick H ouse Block, San Francisco.
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