TH E BOW SER FA M ILY . E p istle, W h ich T u rn ed th e " O ld M u V W ra th l a t e ('o afu slou . Some time since I referred to the fact that I had carefully preserved, a r ranged and tiled all of Mr. Bowser’s love letters, and I advised every bride to do the same thing. I now desire to reiterate that advice. I really don’t know how I could get along with Mr. Bowser if I did not have thlB leverage on him. Like all other husbsnds he bus his sudden tits and his hours of forgetfulness. He wanted a -air of pincers to use for something, and be cause they were not right at hand he made a gesture of despair and ex claimed: “ O, of course, I must get used to It, f suppose. Such a housekeeper as you are Mrs. Bowser!" "H ere they are. You left ’em on the lounge yourself last night.’’ “ Lay it to mo, of course. What’s that young’un bellowing about now?" "H e foil down.” "Doesn't he know enough to stand up? Did the wood come up?” "N o .” " I t didn 't” I ordered It the first thing this morning. This is the worst run house in Detroit.” "D o I run the wood yards?” "B ut why didn't yeu tell me It hadn't come up? It’s a wonder the girl hasn’t quit to climax our troubles.” “ She wont an hour ago.’’ Mr. Bowser sat down and looked at mo a long time. Then he sighed deep ly and said: "W ell, I suppose I must stand It, but it’s hard, very hard. This Is what oomes of marrying a girl who has been brought up on caramels and novels.” I wont up-stairs and brought down tho package of letters. Selecting one marked: "K xhlblt A — filed September 10, 1884,” I began to rend: base forgeries, of course, and y o . are holding them over mu as a menace. Is that wifely?” "W h y, Mi-. Bowser, do you deny your own hand-writing?” " I haven't seen the writing and don’t want to. Dou’t threaten me, Mrs. Bowser. I can be coaxed, but not driven. Cuscs have been known whore husbands walked out and never returned.” But that was only his way of wrig gling out of i t The next day he sent me up a new dress, took baby for long walk, and at present is the most docile husbund in Detroit.— Detroit fre e Dress. P O L ITIC A L_PR IS O N E R S . U A W K E Y E A VALUABLE MEDICAL TREATISE. The edition fur IMS uf the aterllng Medical Annual, known as H ostetten Almanac, la now ready, and may be obtained, free of coat, of druggists and general country dealer« In all of the United Statua, Mailco. Mexlt Under the recent British (.'rimes act, , 1 part" partVof Un liedstates,” and* Indeed I every r «LvUlred ctvlllie d pnrtluu many Irishmen -notably a number of I lu ,oeT*r> portion o f the We.tern Hemi • phure. Thu Almanac haa been 1 m u « 4 regularly Irish members of Parliament—have at the mnimenceiu.'ut o f every year for over one-fourth o f a century. It combine«, with the beeu sentenced for political offences, soundest practical advice for the preaervatlon and committed to prison. Their treat au«l restoration o f health, a large amount o f in- tereatlng and arousing light reading, and the ment while in prison has been the sub calendar, aatronomlrsl raiqulatlon«, cbronolog- leal item «, etc., are predated with great rare, ject of excited discussion in England. and w ill l>e found entirely accurate. The issue They have complained not only of un- o f Hootettcr’s Almanac for 1H*<J w ill probably lie the largest edition of f a medical w ort ever pub h o n lth v co .ll» n n d h n d fo o d h ilt a ls o H1 * 'V C * * edition o a medical wor! n e a lt n y c e lls ana naa to o u , Dili a ls o 1Uhe)j [■„ i COI)ntr), The proprietors, Merer«. lished In m ~ of being forced to weur , tho f clothing' Hostetter A Co., nitsburgh, Pa., on receipt of a L tu «A C l l t V stamp, a id ■. ... I l l f ., — n V,1 u AA-.tr V., - m a It It, two cent ill forward a copy by mail to proscribed for ordinary criminals, and any person wh< iO cannot procure one In his GR UB a «T U M P ■ a w Ir tih N ation a lla U A ra Abuaad In Ew gllah Renal In stitu tio n «, TH E VAN MONCI8CAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY. Moo. 193 and 134 T h ir d S tr e a t. P o r t la n d , O re g o n , la t ve only Private Die« petuaryiu Portland or on t • N.>rtbarest Coast. w here patienu are inccem. R EM ED Y«"PA lhl I T C O IT Q U E H 8 Relieves and c u ra I P A I N fully Q. e l l f i K R ^ I l y treated in orL cHRolrio and ricrVATE tnrA DIRKAH p : h In . young HEADACHE, N F U R A L G IA , 1 B O r iS E S , D n iK jrlst« anil D e a le r .. w LOST ILAjrnoOD. fiHZUMATISM, Toothache, Sprains, Sciai ra, Lumbago. Barn* and Scaldo- eld, «Ingle m a rrte o, iu e tt ‘ Jfrrvoua debility, seminal li m i , fai i g memory, Make« a clean tv e e p o f two arre* at a itu ia g . A Bran, a b«»y and a h«VM can operat« It. N j heavy ebaloa or rada to handle. T htcrop on a tow aercatb« Aral yaar will pay tor (he Mach1 .«.«- It will only coat you a poatal card to oun«l for aa Illaatrat«.! Catalogue, f ir in g price, term* and taatimoalal». Addreaa Ui« Man ufn<-urr«-rt. f > phi litio eruption-, effects c f ui rcury kidney aud hr b'adder troup e«, gonoi* rhea, gleet atricture, eto. THICK. LU A VOGELER CO.. Calumar*. HA to mingle with those criminals in uelghboruood. C O h 'S rL T A ÏIO \ FK 7fc. 4 1 X 1 » X1L9E A SON, Scotch «ro v e , Iowa. hours of recreation. Not long ago a Looks'are not everything. The homllest wo prominent Nationalist, named John men always make the best pickle. and pre F O R D Y S P E P S IA . TOQUES AND TU RB AN S. Mandvllle, who had boon imprisoned, serve«. A I B A4-- STOMACH TAOOBLU SUCH AH: I»41*o«tlon, Foar-8ton*c«, Ha&rtburn. N .iu w , 014- died a short time after his release, and T h e V a r io u s s t y le « In W h ic h T h e y A r e 41 m m , Cop.*' a tu n F a lln « M a fte r eatin g. Food four teaap oon fu l« o f tbo White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Hng. To Housekeepers and OCR T R A D E M A R X Riling In th* Month nnd diangraanbU U i U niU f ant M o d e b y K n slitollable M illin e r «. the coroner's jury declared that he had laud, Dragon of China, Cross of Switzer, best Baking Pow deleav Farm ers.— It le impor ing. i t n o u s u i nnd Low-SpixiU. ing twenty tim es lt i tant that the Soda or Toques, turbuns and walking hats died from the effects of ill-treatment land. Banner of l’er-ia. Crescent of Egypt- At Druggists and Dealer» or sent by mail on re cost, besides being Baleratua you oae should Double Eagle of Hiruda, Star of Chill, The much healthier, because arc made in various styles for young by the prison authorities. eeipt ( / 2o eta. (5 boze* 91.00) in damps. " be White and Pure aame Circle of Japan, Burp of Erin. t on receipt q/2-cent Stamp. It does not son tain anj ae all aiml^ar aubatanoea ladies to uso for general wear, and are Mr. Gladstone and his adherents de injurious substance«, To get these buy a box of the genuine 1 for food. To Insure THI CHARLES A VOGELEI CO., lalfiaror*. 1A such as alum, terraalba adopted for morning hats by those who clare that such treatment of men who D r . C . M e C a n e ' s C e l e b r a t e d L i v e r obtaining only the “ Arm etc., of which many Bak • Hammer" brand Soda P il l s , price 2A cents, and mail ns the out- are older. Purls milliners are send have been found guilty, not of social ing Powder« are mad«. or Salei tiers tie, buy It in wrapper wlih your address. plainly Dairymen and Farmer« ing over round toques in contrast to crimes, but of inferior nod purely po -i«le ••pound or half pound" written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will ahould use only theMArm cartoon*, which bear our the long oval-crowned toques import litical offenses, is not in accordance ■ hen mail you the above list with an ele- > k Hamm er" brand toe same and trade-mark, aa cleaning and keeping ed from Kogcnt street, which English with the practice of civilized nations. gant package of ideographic and chro Inferior goods are seme- Milk Pan« flwaal and lime* substituted fdethe women u.’ fashion adopted at first The Liberal leader, on a recent occa malic « arils. Clean. "Arm 4 c Hammer'* brand F l e m i n g B r o s ., P i t t s b c r o , P a . merely to wear with tailor gowns, but sion, went yet further than this, and when bought in bulk. C auttow . Bee that Parties using Baking •very pound package o f It is' only the man that doesn't believe In a which they are now using with their asserted that not even the barbarous Powder should remem " A r m and H a m m e r hell who tells another man to go there. ber that lta sole rising handsomest costumes. The round and cruel King "Boratra.” of Maples Brand" contains full property consist« of bi 19 ounce« net, and the French toques uro made of velvet or placed political criminals—at least, H o n e y -m o o n . carbonate of soda. Ona pound packagesJWI teaspoon ful of the HArm ounces net. Soda or of cloth in three soft puffs around the those convicted of a less offense than “ Say, 1‘erklns, old boy. why don’t we see you • Ham m er" brand o f - lias your mother-in-law 1 Saleratua same aa speoft- at the club any mon1 head, separated by folded bands of high treason—on a footing in prison shut down on you' "N o, Brown; the fact o f } 8oda or Saleratua mixed Aed on saoh package. ON X T IB T PACKAGI with tour milk equal« the matter Is, my home is >o happy now that gros grain ribbon, and have a soft with murderers and thieves. there Is no lndlcement for me fo leave It. Yon ------F O B ----- wrinkled crown which is covered and Packed in C ard B o ard Boxes. A lw a y s keeps Soft, It is quite true that civilized nations look Incredulous, bnt it’s a positive fact. Y o u j flattened on tho right sido by a very in modern times have been in the habit see, my w ife u«-e to suffer so mueh from funet- i A n th m a , C o u gh s, C o lils , C ro u p , I n Inna! derangements common to her sex, that ; fluen za, B ro n c h it is , C a ta r rh , W h o o p - largo rosette of the ribbon, with Its of making a cieur distinction between her spirits and her temper were greatly affected. in « - t 'o n * h , l.uss o f V o ic e , In c ip ien t longest loops coming forward almost political and other captives; and even a It was not her fault, o f course, but It made Conniim ption, and a l l T h r o a t an d borne unpleasant all the same. Hut now, since to tho front. This style is youthful, London paper, friendly to the present she has begun to take Dr. Pierce's Favorite I're- j L u n g T ro n Men. and is excellent for hats of n single Tory Cabinet, declares that, in the seriptton, she has been so well and so happy 1 J. R. CATES & CO., PROP'S. that we are having our honey moon all.over color, the velvet and ribbon being all treatment of the imprisoned Irishmen, again." ____________ • 41* touR’voino Street, Jian Fraurlnco, Cal. With HeAdachc, Neuralgia, Rh: umatism Dyspep brown or all black or gray, as best "England stands on a level, not with sia, Biliousness. Blood Humors, Kidney Disease, Yon ran always get a woman to keep's secret j suits the gowns of tho wearor, a block tho advnnced nations of the world, but lf.you give her chloroform enough. Constipation, Female Troubles, Fever and Agne, Sleeplessness, Partial Paralysis, or Nervous Pros toque being now appropriate with with the most backward States.” A Heerrt tration, use Paine’s Celery Compound and be dresses of any color. Other velvet After the civil war in this country, good hesllh Is found In the regular move cured. In each o f these the cause in mental or toques have fur tips for their only the Confederate statesmen who were Of ment of the bowels and perfect action of the physical overwork, anxiety, exposure or malaria, trimming, ns short tails of sable with captured—notably Jefferson Davis— Liver. These organs were Intended by nature “ M r A n r e i , o n e : I send you another box the effect o f which is to weaken the nervous sys to remove from the system all Impurities. If of caramels and five o f the latest novels, and I u miniature sable head set in wero held In mild confinement, lodged yon are constipated, yon offer a "standing In vi tem, resulting in one o f these diseases. Remove CONSUMPTION hope you will thoroughly enjoy them. You the front of the soft crown. Rib and fed well, and kept entirely sep tation" to a whole fam ily o f diseases and Irreg the cause with thut great Nerve Tonic, and the were lamenting the fact that you knew so little ularities which w ill surely be "accepted," and result w ill disappear. bon toques are also now, and are in arate from the ordinary criminals. SCROFULA yofl w ill hive gueata unwelcome and deter of housework. I am glad o f It. Angels are not mined. A ll these unhappy conditions may he exported to fry pork and wash dishes. You the long English shape; two kinds It is a fact, moreover, that, in theii averted by the timely use o f Dr. l’leree's Pleas B RO N C H ITIS shall hove a dozen housekeepers when we are of ribbon arc used, velvet In one row Intercourse with each other, moderr ant Purgative Pellets. Powerful for the effect married, and j on shall never know a household I Warranted to color more goods than any othet ual regulation of the bowels and Liver, establish J as . L. B o w rn . Springfield, Mass., writes GOUGHS draped along tho brim, and ending care." nations deal with the cases of politica ing a healthy action o f the entire wonderful "Pain e’ s Celery Com pound cannot be excelled ns dyes ever made, and to give more brilliant and ! a Nerve Ion ic. In my ease a single bottle durable colors. Ask for the Diamond, and take "T h at’s a base forgery!” shouted in two rosettes in front, while the prisoners as if they stood on a differen organism with which we are created. GOLDS wrought a great change My nervousness entirely no other. crown is covered with three lengthwise footing from felons. The extraditioi Mr. Bowser as I finished reading. disappeared, and with it the resulting affection A Dress Dyed When all are left a man running ahead o f his ^ FO R Wasting Diseas«» o f the stomach, heart and liver, and the whole “ Oh, no, it isn’t. I expected the rows in loose folds of the new satin treaties provide for the return of fug! ticket «toes not get there first tone o f the system was wonderfudy invigorated. A Coat Colored ribbon that has raised cords in it, or tlve forgers, thieves and murderers, day would come when you would say I tell mv friends, i f sick as I have been, Paine’ s Wonderful Flesh Producer. Celery Carbolic Smoke Ball w ill cure Catarrh; send Compound so and so I prepared for It. See here: elBo gros grain ribbon; these form from the land whithor they have es $2 to 41« Front htreet, «S. F., Cal. Garments Renewed j cen ts . 8cott's Emulsion is not a secret remedy. standing loops in front betwoen tho caped, to that In which they have com My mother attests It os a witness.” Containing the iitimalatiDg Hypophos- A Child can use them !- Rweet potatoes require nearly twice the time Bold by druggists. S I ; sir for $5. Prepared only phites and Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, "W ell, if I wrote it I must have velvet rosottos. Block velvet ribbon mitted their crimes. But this is rarely, that Irish potatoes do cither to bake or boil. U ne q ualled for all F a n c y a n d A r t W o rk . by W ells , R ichardson .k co., Burlington, Vt. the potency of both being largely in with a green ribbon crown makes a perhaps uover, done by treaties, as t< At druggists and Merchants. Dye Book free. been nsleep.” creased. It in used by Physicians all over For the Aged, Nervous, Debilitated. W E LLS, R IC H A R D S O N & C 0 „ Props., Burlington, Vb Most countric •5,000 IN rill/K S "And only the other day, Mr. Bow stylish toque, or cream velvet with political refugees. the world. hr the publishers o f T hk Y octh ’ s C om 1 ser, when I got a new dress home, you fawn robbon crown, brown with cardi give to the political offenders of othoi p is a offered n io n for the Itent short stories. There are i P A L A T A B L E A3 M IL K . said I hadn't any more taste than a nal, or olive with red, matching the countries what is called "th e right oi three prize« of $1,000 each, three of $700 each, Sold by all Druygists. and three of $ '2 d 0 each. No other paper so two colors that oro combined in the asylum.” I f they onoe escape, they liberally to obtain the very best matter pays clam, and that my Ideas of harmony its costume. Tho handkerchief turban is may live without fear of danger, in i HubHcriberM. The publisher« w ill «end a for circu would stop a clock.” P F *O veh 6 . 0 0 0 . 0 0 0 POOP'* tvoliero lhit | lar on receipt of n stamp, givin g the conditions pretty caprice, with the crown land of their adoption, best to buy Meads "Y es, and I meant it. You were of this offer. T hk C o m pan io n has Tw o M il of the largest ami most reliable house, and th,> use draped with u square of black velvet lion Header« a week. Every fam ily should take Tho instance of the late Marshal always that way.” on which white gros grain Is set like a Bazaino, who has just died, after t j it. Any new subscriber who sends $1.75 now’, "W as IP" w ill receive it free to January 1, 1K89. and a full THE COW BRAND. — TO MAKE — X I selected a letter marked “ Kxhlblt hem nr binding half an inch or more troublous career, at Madrid, is In point. year’ s subscription from that date. ^ “ “ . M. F ER R Y * CO are Rosotto turbans have Boft Tried and convicted of high treason cckniAvlodged to be the A—2—filed September 18, 1884,” and in width. A wineglass of strong borax water In a pint j arcost Seedsmen DELICIOUS BISCUITS o r WHOLESOME BREAD rosettes of doubled silk thickly gath he was at first sentenced to death. Hit o f raw starch w ill make collars and enffs stiff, read: in the w o rld . and glossy. " M r U f . a U T irrr.: The picture of my dear ered set in front of shirred velvet sentence was then commuted to im D M. F f . hey ± Co’* USE Illustrated, Descrip crowns. Other velvet turbans have a prlsonment for twenty years in th« 1 Inc as shu appeared to me last night has been T’ sc the surest remedy for catarrh—Dr/ tìnge’*. tive and Priced with me all duy. You have the taste of a queen frill falling on the lower edge, with a fortress of Sainte Marguerite, famoiu In your toilet, and harmony la second naturo SEEO ANNUAL Many a good drop o f broth Is made in an old gather«: 1 band, and above this a soft as the prison of the Man in the Iror with you. Oh I my little angel, you—" For 1880 _________ pot. ’ puffed crown. Embroidered cloth tur Will be mnQed f RCt Mask. In a short time, by the aid of t " I wrote that, did I?” sternly de to all i.pplicRRts, and bans may bo merely scalloped on the A B S O L U T E L Y PU R E. r . > la«t year’s customers heroic wife, the Marshal succeeded ir manded Mr. Bowser. D RO PNY. _ without ordering it. Inraht. edges, but many are covered with em making his escape from the fortress.anc "O f course.” W e call the attention o f those suffering with ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. Thero are also very rich repaired to Spain. There T h o r** in M n / lriri he hr * dropsy tothe fair proposition of Dr. H. II. Green r‘ in «zutenwb- I should Bend for it. AddreBS in M Madrid "N ever! The man who says I was broidery. i n e r e in a d r i d IK & ^UIlN lu their advertisement on this embroidered cloth leaves and bands t* iU r, tL .t thar* im , picture o f , Cow on your package and you w ill have D. M. F E R R Y & GO., Detroit, Mich. lived in perfect safety. The French Try them; it costs >on nothing to do so. ever fool enough to write such stuff that are used to trim tho sides of vel Government did not demand thnt hi iha beat Soda made. THE COW BRAND. must die!” " I t Is duly attested, Mr. Bowser, vet and plain cloth turbans. Braiding should bo given up. \S w iG H r s 7 ^GLADDING, M cBEANX CO. and cording nro also fashionable on It sometimes happens that, out ol and you can't deny youF writing, “M SEWER 5 CHIMNEY P IP E , \ haven't changed a hit in my tastes these small huts. Long slender oxi friendship, a nation w ill give up ti 3 DRAI N TILE, Blnco our marriiige. Indoed, I think I dized sliver pins, daggers, and clasps another a political refugee. But thlt are fashionable ornaments. Ribbon rarely happens. Switzerland is to-day have Improved.” 3 ARCHITECTURALTERRA C0T1A Eicj bows nro very tightly stmipped with a secure place of refuge for Russian "Thero goes that young 'un again! s 1358-1360 M A R K E T ST . S . E J Ho isn’t happy unless he is hollering long loops, and those rival rosettes in conspirators and offenders against tht " M A N U F A C T O R Y A T LINCOLN CAL. popularity.— Harper's liazar. Czar's crown; and England hits fot like a calf inirod in a ditch.” Foot or H orrlooa Street. Cortland. Oregon. many years been theasylumof Italians. "B ut sec hero, Mr. Bowser.” 1st Premiums. 25,000 in use, Fish That Annoy the Diver. 20 years Established. NeW And I selected a telegram markod: Russians, Poles and Frenchmen whi General Agent for the ____ __ __| patented Steel Tuning De- "Exhibit B—1—original,” and attested use in no other Piano, by which our Pi&noe As to tho fish tho diver seos, they have been guilty, at home, of p olitical' stand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not affected by futhor, mother and nurse, and rend: aro logion. Thoy swarm all around offenses. Notable Instances of this were by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, “ C h ic a g o , November liOth, ISN7.—My Darling: crack, decay, or wear ou t; we guarantee i t Ele him. Hideous sculpins poor into his Mazzini, who plotted to overthrow thi Thank Ood for the uewa of the birth o f our gant Rosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating eyo-windotvs und grin horribly, and Austrian Government at Venice, ami action; finest ivory keys; the Fainoas ANT i SELL. ton I My heart swells with lore and gratitude. Call er write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISELL It Is our bond of lovo. Heaven has surely snake-like eels glide over his feet und was received with open arms by many PLANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows' Hall, Mar. blest us. Again, thank Qod. W ill be home squirm round his legs, and crabs und eminent Englishmen; and Victor Hugo, ket and Seventh Street«, San Francisco. Sunday night, llow ser." lobsters claw at his clothing mid make who lived in serene exile for muny “ I never sent it,” shouted Mr. Bow themselves familiar in a cordial man years on the Island of Guernsey. BUT TUK BEST. TA K E NO CHANCES. ser. Ill-treatment of political prisoners it ner that would make anyone except a "Yes, you did! Here is the proof stoical diver go out of tho wuter. Hut usually bad policy as well as contrary to convict you. There isn’t a mention TH E C H E A T HEALER. It’s tho simple, every-day porch, the to modern usage; or, as the London C u r e « Cut-», S o r e «, S a lt R h e n o i, D oll nbout ‘calf’ in this, and as for ‘bellor- paper already quoted'soys: “ Petty and i little fish that the buys eateh ut the P im p le «. F e lo n ,. S k in I )U e a « e i, and Ing, you never dreamed of It.” a ilm e n ts fo r w h ich a s a lv e is su ita b le. F o r wharves thut bother the divers tho degrading conditions of punishment { "Oh, well, have it your own way. t a k in g ou t soreness an d h e a lin g It a cts will only help those to whom they are 1 You’d have tho lust word if I was most. They seem to think his fingers subjected to be elevated to the position ' (ik e m a g ic . 2-fi cents a box. a t a ll d r u g g is t f, aro bait, prepared by an overruling dying. Some wives are built that B E S T AND F A S T E S T TH R E S H E R of martyrs.” — youth's Companion. wny. I f I was like some husbands I ’d providence for there special appetite, I N T H E W ORLD. ------ T R K A T F . l l F R R F « . ------------ and accordingly thoy nibble and gnaw assert my authority." HOTEL B LA C K LISTS. Positively Cured with Vegetable Remedies. I especially request tho-e contemplating purenaaing either an Engine or Thresher the bnre Cosh with tho same persist Have cored many thousand cases. I'ure patients "But you are not, Mr. Bowser, as next season to look up the record of the ADVANCE. D I he only machine ever hopeless by the best physicians. From ency that th«*y employ in devouring ▲ T o u ris t K e e p « T r u c k o f R o o m s W h « r ( S rononnced thlB will prove.” Suicid es H a v e O c c u rre d . , r«t dose symptoms rapidly disappear, and In ten sold on the Pacific Coast that has given entire safis/action. angle-worms sent down on fish-hooks. days af least two-thirds o f all symptoms are remov And I selected a letter marked: "E x “ Front, show this gentleman to room ed Send for free book o f testimonials o f miraculous You seo, it's not fnshlonublo among A ll kinds of cures. Ten days treatment furnished free by mall. I also deal in Laundry Machinery, Marine Engines. hibit C— 1—original," and attested, •0(5 Go with the young man, please." j I f you order trial, send 10 cents In stamps to pay divers to wear gloves when diving in Brass Goods, Inspirators, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers. and read: postage. DR. II If UKKF.X A HOXH, Atlanta.Ga. That is wlint the clerk at a populat witrm water. Gloves would greatly Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils, " M r D k ar kh t I j O v x t : In reference to our downtown hotel said to a timid, palo- Rather Jhan the Cheapest decrease the delii'aoy of touch with r excellence proven In millions of homes for conversation last night, I wish to say that I Belting, Hose, Wrenches, Etc. fuood stronger who had applied for ac ___ b than a quarter of a century. It Is used by the PORTLAND BUSINESS have always held and always shall hold that which the diver exnmlnes tho slimy United Btete* Government Kudomed by the heads of commodations. husband and wife should bo equal In authority. C0L.EGE. the Great Universities as the Strongest, purest and most TH E ONLY DEALER OV pile in seurelt of worms.— Philadelphia Neither has the right to dictate to the other, _______ ________ _________Portl. nd, Oregon. “ One minute, boy,” ejaculated the Healthful. Dr. Price s Cream Baking Powder does not Inquirer. contain Ammonia, Lhne or Alum. Sold only tn cans. fV ile ct equipment, tilt .».u*h instruction, estab though If either had that right I would give It PACIFIC COAST guest. " I wish to understand matter? K BARING POWDER CO. - ^ • » ■ PRH lished reputation , growing popularity. Business. to you. W e shall never have a word o f dispute OHIOAOO. ST. LOUIS Shorthand, Common Schoo1 and Penmanship Depart fully," and he hauled from an inner j WWW TORS —not one. I f there la any 'bossing' you may Queer Analogies in Nature. That ship* ments. Students admitted at any 'im e. Cata do it." pocket a long, black book which he logue and specimens o f penmanship sent free. Tho cocoanut Is, in many respect», J. A- WtCBCO.ftec'i. 4. r 4bMSTRONG- Prla. “ And do you dnro charge me with opened with great precision. After writing such stuff os that!” gasped Mr. tlko tho human skull, ulthnugh it scanning n few of its leaves, he said: ( h £ T o SR a D a y. Samples worth fl.SO, FREE, i h n Lines not under the horses feet. Write B rkw . closely resembles tho skull of the Bowser. Lg ... a - t» .... r e .. A . • w "N o, sir; not me. You can’t get me | IM " I do. Hero is the proof, and you monkoy. A sponge may bo so held as In to t h a t ro o m . I’ m p a y in g f o r th e 1 1« m>lnx tlie m nnd, o f all the payers that there plaee In ln StB San Francisco Franelseo where wher goods are to remind one of tho unfleshed faco of privilege, Mr. i-lerk. What’s tho mat la a pisce can’t wriggle out of It." C A R LOADS. sold so cheap and o f such food quality that tho skeleton, nnd tho meat of an Eng ter? Well, that room 1« markinl, put I nearly «11 the people ho can buy . for , cash " I wrote ‘Dearest Lovey,' did IP" ,, any . . . . . , .. . . a - „«.* , ! when» on the Coast send there for fam ily snp- "You did. Indeed. Mr. Bowser, you lish walnut is almost tho exact repre on t h is n ln v k - lis t n o re . Se<s? >\ hat nltr*. The Story is really true, and there are a sentation of tho brain. Plums and d o c « i t m oa n ? T i l t o l l y o u in a v i- r v hmulrefl r e .w n « »h jr It 1« .o, but we have no were far gone about those dnys.” A ll »Ize* in atock from 40 . , _ * * time nor space to explain them. Tho uext " I was, eh! W ell, you can’t make black cherries resomble| tho human fe w w ord s. I m a y n o t b e a s p r a c t ic a l H omk c ir c lr now about ready to send out will pounds to i.iFO. me believe that I ever wrote any moh eyes; nlntonds nnd some other nuts re as s o m e o f y o u New Y o r k e r s , b u t ur >'on "1. «bout it. -«n'-i'l'' c o p ic »re rent S e n d f o r R E D U C B D P R IC E S . , I? free to any address. Jnst now you can buy gen infernal bosh ns that! You’ll next semble the different varieties of tho m y w a y 1 a m c o n s id e r e d a p r a c t ic a l • ulne French Prunes at f>e a ît», In any quantity Remember it 1« • pleasure to «how s and over to to storekeeper? sod over rtorvkrepcr» •rood, or answer question* I f you charge mo with writing you up in human nose, nnd an opened oyster and businessman, l a m a great lover o ! 1 «nri io in loo lb lot^ rlnbs; Pltimba with the pits in at cannot call w rit« newspapers and as my business re- 3e nd an banner’s verse.” 1 4c; Grapes by the car load or down to 100 its shell nre a perfect Itnsgo of the hu qntres a great deal of travel I make a Ibsat .V. and -»mailer lots at 4c; Peaches, un "Y ou even did that, sir. Just wait." man ear. Tho shape of nltnost any peeled. at 4c to Sr. and peeled as low as «Se that I solected n letter marked: "Exhibit man's body may bo found In tho vari point of noting all the hotel suicide«. are good but rather dark; M ixed Nuts that arc The pai>er» usually publish tho num pretty fair at He, and 100 tb lots 7c. or even He 0— 1—very cholco,” and read: ous kinds of mammoth pumpkins. ber of the room in which a suicide or for some mixtures, the finest selections now “ The twilight softly rometh down. 1 2 V . These prices w ill not prevail always. In The open hnml mny bo discerned In murder occurs. W ell, I keep track ol Svrups. wo offer genuiue Golden in &Ì gallon As sinks tho sun away, the«e particulars and enter them in this bhls. at 2fio. and C alifornia at 2 2 V ; And litU t children go to bod. the form assumed by scrub-willows book. I find thnt room 406, to which (16 gals.) »V higher; kegs still 10c higher to pay A ll weary with their play. and growing celery. The German tur you now wish to send me, was the for package. Comb Honey Htlcks on hand, and wo have to sell ft lb tins, full weight and Where is my love this glorious evef nip and the egg-plnnt resemble the hu- scene of a suicide last fall. I possess well put np. at 50e and 60c, and- 10 lb tins at Where doth hor proud foot rest! oc- ! f 1 00 * n<l ILIO: difference Is In color rather than i mnn heart. There are other striking a little nerve, .« but . not sufficient to And where that hood o f goldon hair . . In quality Poor Buttar for e o o k lo f at 96c and' Which 1 shall ever bless t" resemblances between human organs Otipy a r o o m t h a t is m a r k e d . I f y o u h o e * roll, or ear as low as i*c a it. average; h a v e n o o t h e r I ' l l t r y s q m o o t h e r h o t e l. ' Table Kutt.-r of the fin.'»i qunlltj- U n ie r w w , "And you sny I wrote that!" whis nnd certain vegetable forms. The A l l r i e h t « i r Gnnri i t » v ’ ’ 1 fr e m ii« . Boot, «m l «h o r«, knbbrt Uro«!,, i pered Mr. Bowser. stöckln «. C h rl.tm «, tblnx» by ihr w ««on formsof many mechanical contrivances A l l r i g i i i , « i r . ItOOU q a y . Ami a.H th e p r a c t ic a l b u s in e s s m an load You can save money and grow rich by “ You did. It’s a beautiful thing, in common use mny be traced back ‘o s t a r t e d o u t t h e clerk m u t t e r e d so m e- I j™1'1»* »t rem It h ', t « » h Mtore. t r i too. I can see those little children the patterns furnished by nature. t h in g a b o u t e r a n k s a n d th o n e w s p a p e r s . | - r * ' 1 1 going right to bed. You spoke of my Thus, the hog suggested the plow; —«V. 1'. .Utili und Srpress FI 3 0 S CURL FOR CON S UM PTI ON tho butterfly, the ordinary hinge; tho •hoofs’ the other day, and you had A toad-stool, the umbrella; the duck, the . . ■ — A- H. r i s a . A w a y rr and Analytical •lur about red-head! Only four yean ihip; the fungous growth on trees, the — Mrs Cleveland has become an ex- J ^ T n ' I l ^ IS! m ï i l î ; ^ 0“ 1“ 4 ago it was my 'proud foot' and my bracket Any ono desirous of proving pert lawn tennis player, She is a b l e ______________________________________ 'golden hoad.'" the onenos^if the earthly system will to serve n ball with skill and energy, He was silent. find the resemblance« in nature a most and her volleying Is remarkably ef NO CURE! MONEY REFUNDED! "D o you want any more. Mr. amusing study.— Scientific American. fective. a l l ' n r t r O u t - « • Me R g i r r r R a f Bow»e.‘ P" I asked. -------A »« ■ ■ ■ ■ — - 0 R h e u m a tis m . N e u r a lg ia o r S c ia t ic a "Mrs. Bowser, I don’t say that you Dr Riciards' Woiderim eternal Clms — "W hat's tho matter, Darringer? worn a» bracelets Perfectly simple and Relief- are not as good as tho average wife, You look dispirited.” "I'm troubled —The great high road of human Permanent. 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