Newberg graphic., December 29, 1888, Image 4

TH E
BOW SER
FA M ILY .
E p istle, W h ich T u rn ed th e " O ld M u V
W ra th l a t e ('o afu slou .
Some time since I referred to the
fact that I had carefully preserved, a r ­
ranged and tiled all of Mr. Bowser’s
love letters, and I advised every bride
to do the same thing. I now desire to
reiterate that advice. I really don’t
know how I could get along with Mr.
Bowser if I did not have thlB leverage
on him. Like all other husbsnds he
bus his sudden tits and his hours of
forgetfulness. He wanted a -air of
pincers to use for something, and be­
cause they were not right at hand he
made a gesture of despair and ex­
claimed:
“ O, of course, I must get used to It,
f suppose. Such a housekeeper as you
are Mrs. Bowser!"
"H ere they are. You left ’em on the
lounge yourself last night.’’
“ Lay it to mo, of course. What’s
that young’un bellowing about now?"
"H e foil down.”
"Doesn't he know enough to stand
up? Did the wood come up?”
"N o .”
" I t didn 't” I ordered It the first
thing this morning. This is the worst
run house in Detroit.”
"D o I run the wood yards?”
"B ut why didn't yeu tell me It
hadn't come up? It’s a wonder the
girl hasn’t quit to climax our troubles.”
“ She wont an hour ago.’’
Mr. Bowser sat down and looked at
mo a long time. Then he sighed deep­
ly and said:
"W ell, I suppose I must stand It,
but it’s hard, very hard. This Is what
oomes of marrying a girl who has been
brought up on caramels and novels.”
I wont up-stairs and brought down
tho package of letters. Selecting one
marked: "K xhlblt A — filed September
10, 1884,” I began to rend:
base forgeries, of course, and y o . are
holding them over mu as a menace.
Is that wifely?”
"W h y, Mi-. Bowser, do you deny
your own hand-writing?”
" I haven't seen the writing and
don’t want to. Dou’t threaten me,
Mrs. Bowser. I can be coaxed, but
not driven. Cuscs have been known
whore husbands walked out and never
returned.”
But that was only his way of wrig­
gling out of i t The next day he sent
me up a new dress, took baby for
long walk, and at present is the most
docile husbund in Detroit.— Detroit
fre e Dress.
P O L ITIC A L_PR IS O N E R S .
U A W K E Y E
A VALUABLE MEDICAL TREATISE.
The edition fur IMS uf the aterllng Medical
Annual, known as H ostetten Almanac, la now
ready, and may be obtained, free of coat, of
druggists and general country dealer« In all
of the United
Statua, Mailco.
Mexlt
Under the recent British (.'rimes act, , 1 part"
partVof
Un liedstates,”
and* Indeed
I
every r «LvUlred
ctvlllie d pnrtluu
many Irishmen -notably a number of I lu
,oeT*r>
portion o f the We.tern Hemi
• phure. Thu Almanac haa been 1 m u « 4 regularly
Irish members of Parliament—have at the mnimenceiu.'ut o f every year for over
one-fourth o f a century. It combine«, with the
beeu sentenced for political offences, soundest practical advice for the preaervatlon
and committed to prison. Their treat­ au«l restoration o f health, a large amount o f in-
tereatlng and arousing light reading, and the
ment while in prison has been the sub­ calendar, aatronomlrsl raiqulatlon«, cbronolog-
leal item «, etc., are predated with great rare,
ject of excited discussion in England. and
w ill l>e found entirely accurate.
The issue
They have complained not only of un- o f Hootettcr’s Almanac for 1H*<J w ill probably lie
the
largest
edition
of f a
medical
w
ort ever pub­
h
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v
co
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n
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n
d
fo
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h
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edition
o
a
medical
wor!
n e a lt n y c e lls ana naa to o u , Dili a ls o 1Uhe)j
[■„ i
COI)ntr),
The proprietors, Merer«.
lished In
m
~
of being forced to weur , tho f clothing'
Hostetter A Co., nitsburgh, Pa., on receipt of a
L
tu «A C
l l t V stamp,
a id
■. ... I l l f ., — n V,1 u AA-.tr V., - m a It It,
two
cent
ill forward a copy by mail to
proscribed for ordinary criminals, and any person wh< iO cannot procure one In his
GR UB a «T U M P
■ a w Ir tih N ation a lla U A ra Abuaad In Ew
gllah Renal In stitu tio n «,
TH E
VAN
MONCI8CAR
PRIVATE DISPENSARY.
Moo.
193
and
134
T h ir d
S tr e a t.
P o r t la n d , O re g o n ,
la t ve only Private Die«
petuaryiu Portland or on
t •
N.>rtbarest Coast.
w here patienu are inccem.
R EM ED Y«"PA lhl
I T
C O IT Q U E H 8
Relieves and c u ra
I
P A
I N
fully
Q. e l l f i K R ^
I l y treated
in
orL cHRolrio and
ricrVATE
tnrA
DIRKAH p : h In
.
young
HEADACHE,
N F U R A L G IA ,
1
B O r iS E S ,
D n iK jrlst« anil D e a le r ..
w
LOST ILAjrnoOD.
fiHZUMATISM, Toothache, Sprains,
Sciai ra, Lumbago. Barn* and Scaldo-
eld, «Ingle
m a rrte o, iu e tt
‘ Jfrrvoua debility, seminal
li m i , fai i g memory,
Make« a clean tv e e p o f two arre* at a itu ia g . A Bran, a b«»y
and a h«VM can operat« It. N j heavy ebaloa or rada to handle.
T htcrop on a tow aercatb« Aral yaar will pay tor (he Mach1
.«.«-
It will only coat you a poatal card to oun«l for aa Illaatrat«.!
Catalogue, f ir in g price, term* and taatimoalal». Addreaa Ui«
Man ufn<-urr«-rt.
f > phi litio
eruption-, effects
c f ui rcury kidney aud
hr b'adder troup e«, gonoi*
rhea, gleet atricture, eto.
THICK. LU A VOGELER CO.. Calumar*. HA
to mingle with those criminals in uelghboruood.
C O h 'S rL T A ÏIO \ FK 7fc.
4 1 X 1 » X1L9E A SON, Scotch «ro v e , Iowa.
hours of recreation. Not long ago a
Looks'are not everything. The homllest wo­
prominent Nationalist, named John men always make the best pickle. and pre­
F O R D Y S P E P S IA .
TOQUES AND TU RB AN S.
Mandvllle, who had boon imprisoned, serve«.
A I B A4-- STOMACH TAOOBLU SUCH AH:
I»41*o«tlon, Foar-8ton*c«, Ha&rtburn. N .iu w , 014-
died
a
short
time
after
his
release,
and
T h e V a r io u s s t y le « In W h ic h T h e y A r e
41 m m , Cop.*'
a tu n
F a lln « M a fte r eatin g. Food
four teaap oon fu l« o f tbo
White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Hng.
To Housekeepers and
OCR T R A D E M A R X
Riling In th* Month nnd diangraanbU U i U niU f ant­
M o d e b y K n slitollable M illin e r «.
the coroner's jury declared that he had laud, Dragon of China, Cross of Switzer,
best Baking Pow deleav­
Farm ers.— It le impor­
ing. i t n o u s u i nnd Low-SpixiU.
ing twenty tim es lt i
tant
that
the
Soda
or
Toques, turbuns and walking hats died from the effects of ill-treatment land. Banner of l’er-ia. Crescent of Egypt-
At Druggists and Dealer» or sent by mail on re
cost,
besides
being
Baleratua you oae should
Double Eagle of Hiruda, Star of Chill, The
much healthier, because
arc made in various styles for young by the prison authorities.
eeipt ( / 2o eta. (5 boze* 91.00) in damps. "
be White and Pure aame
Circle of Japan, Burp of Erin.
t on receipt q/2-cent Stamp.
It does not son tain anj
ae all aiml^ar aubatanoea
ladies to uso for general wear, and are
Mr. Gladstone and his adherents de­
injurious
substance«,
To get these buy a box of the genuine
1 for food. To Insure
THI CHARLES A VOGELEI CO., lalfiaror*. 1A
such as alum, terraalba
adopted for morning hats by those who clare that such treatment of men who D r . C . M e C a n e ' s C e l e b r a t e d L i v e r
obtaining only the “ Arm
etc., of which many Bak­
•
Hammer"
brand
Soda
P
il
l
s
,
price
2A
cents,
and
mail
ns
the
out-
are older. Purls milliners are send­ have been found guilty, not of social
ing Powder« are mad«.
or Salei
tiers tie, buy It in
wrapper wlih your address. plainly
Dairymen and Farmer«
ing over round toques in contrast to crimes, but of inferior nod purely po­ -i«le
••pound or half pound"
written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will
ahould use only theMArm
cartoon*, which bear our
the long oval-crowned toques import­ litical offenses, is not in accordance ■ hen mail you the above list with an ele- >
k Hamm er" brand toe
same and trade-mark, aa
cleaning and keeping
ed from Kogcnt street, which English with the practice of civilized nations. gant package of ideographic and chro
Inferior goods are seme-
Milk Pan« flwaal and
lime* substituted fdethe
women u.’ fashion adopted at first The Liberal leader, on a recent occa­ malic « arils.
Clean.
"Arm
4
c
Hammer'*
brand
F l e m i n g B r o s ., P i t t s b c r o , P a .
merely to wear with tailor gowns, but sion, went yet further than this, and
when bought in bulk.
C auttow .
Bee that
Parties using Baking
•very pound package o f
It is' only the man that doesn't believe In a
which they are now using with their asserted that not even the barbarous
Powder should remem­
" A r m and H a m m e r
hell who tells another man to go there.
ber that lta sole rising
handsomest costumes.
The round and cruel King "Boratra.” of Maples
Brand" contains full
property consist« of bi­
19 ounce« net, and the
French toques uro made of velvet or placed political criminals—at least,
H o n e y -m o o n .
carbonate of soda. Ona
pound packagesJWI
teaspoon ful of the HArm
ounces net. Soda or
of cloth in three soft puffs around the those convicted of a less offense than
“ Say, 1‘erklns, old boy. why don’t we see you
• Ham m er" brand o f
- lias your mother-in-law 1
Saleratua same aa speoft-
at
the
club
any
mon1
head, separated by folded bands of high treason—on a footing in prison shut down on you' "N o, Brown; the fact o f }
8oda or Saleratua mixed
Aed on saoh package.
ON X T IB T PACKAGI
with tour milk equal«
the matter Is, my home is >o happy now that
gros grain ribbon, and have a soft with murderers and thieves.
there Is no lndlcement for me fo leave It. Yon
------F O B -----
wrinkled crown which is covered and
Packed in C ard B o ard Boxes. A lw a y s keeps Soft,
It is quite true that civilized nations look Incredulous, bnt it’s a positive fact. Y o u j
flattened on tho right sido by a very in modern times have been in the habit see, my w ife u«-e to suffer so mueh from funet- i A n th m a , C o u gh s, C o lils , C ro u p , I n ­
Inna! derangements common to her sex, that ; fluen za, B ro n c h it is , C a ta r rh , W h o o p -
largo rosette of the ribbon, with Its of making a cieur distinction between her spirits and her temper were greatly affected. in « - t 'o n * h , l.uss o f V o ic e , In c ip ien t
longest loops coming forward almost political and other captives; and even a It was not her fault, o f course, but It made Conniim ption, and a l l T h r o a t an d
borne unpleasant all the same. Hut now, since
to tho front. This style is youthful, London paper, friendly to the present she has begun to take Dr. Pierce's Favorite I're- j L u n g T ro n Men.
and is excellent for hats of n single Tory Cabinet, declares that, in the seriptton, she has been so well and so happy 1
J. R. CATES & CO., PROP'S.
that we are having our honey moon all.over
color, the velvet and ribbon being all treatment of the imprisoned Irishmen, again."
____________
• 41* touR’voino Street, Jian Fraurlnco, Cal.
With HeAdachc, Neuralgia, Rh: umatism Dyspep­
brown or all black or gray, as best "England stands on a level, not with
sia, Biliousness. Blood Humors, Kidney Disease,
Yon ran always get a woman to keep's secret j
suits the gowns of tho wearor, a block tho advnnced nations of the world, but lf.you give her chloroform enough.
Constipation, Female Troubles, Fever and Agne,
Sleeplessness, Partial Paralysis, or Nervous Pros­
toque being now appropriate with with the most backward States.”
A Heerrt
tration, use Paine’s Celery Compound and be
dresses of any color.
Other velvet
After the civil war in this country,
good hesllh Is found In the regular move­
cured. In each o f these the cause in mental or
toques have fur tips for their only the Confederate statesmen who were Of
ment of the bowels and perfect action of the
physical overwork, anxiety, exposure or malaria,
trimming, ns short tails of sable with captured—notably Jefferson Davis— Liver. These organs were Intended by nature
“ M r A n r e i , o n e : I send you another box
the effect o f which is to weaken the nervous sys­
to remove from the system all Impurities. If
of caramels and five o f the latest novels, and I
u miniature sable head set in wero held In mild confinement, lodged yon are constipated, yon offer a "standing In vi­
tem, resulting in one o f these diseases. Remove
CONSUMPTION
hope you will thoroughly enjoy them. You
the front of the soft crown.
Rib­ and fed well, and kept entirely sep­ tation" to a whole fam ily o f diseases and Irreg­
the cause with thut great Nerve Tonic, and the
were lamenting the fact that you knew so little
ularities which w ill surely be "accepted," and
result
w ill disappear.
bon toques are also now, and are in arate from the ordinary criminals.
SCROFULA
yofl w ill hive gueata unwelcome and deter­
of housework. I am glad o f It. Angels are not
mined.
A
ll
these
unhappy
conditions
may
he
exported to fry pork and wash dishes. You
the long English shape; two kinds
It is a fact, moreover, that, in theii averted by the timely use o f Dr. l’leree's Pleas­
B RO N C H ITIS
shall hove a dozen housekeepers when we are
of ribbon arc used, velvet In one row Intercourse with each other, moderr ant Purgative Pellets. Powerful for the effect­
married, and j on shall never know a household
I Warranted to color more goods than any othet
ual regulation of the bowels and Liver, establish­
J as . L. B o w rn . Springfield, Mass., writes
GOUGHS
draped
along
tho
brim,
and
ending
care."
nations deal with the cases of politica ing a healthy action o f the entire wonderful
"Pain e’ s Celery Com pound cannot be excelled ns dyes ever made, and to give more brilliant and
!
a Nerve Ion ic.
In my ease a single bottle durable colors. Ask for the Diamond, and take
"T h at’s a base forgery!” shouted in two rosettes in front, while the prisoners as if they stood on a differen organism with which we are created.
GOLDS
wrought a great change My nervousness entirely no other.
crown is covered with three lengthwise footing from felons. The extraditioi
Mr. Bowser as I finished reading.
disappeared, and with it the resulting affection A Dress Dyed
When all are left a man running ahead o f his
^
FO R
Wasting Diseas«»
o f the stomach, heart and liver, and the whole
“ Oh, no, it isn’t. I expected the rows in loose folds of the new satin treaties provide for the return of fug! ticket «toes not get there first
tone o f the system was wonderfudy invigorated. A Coat Colored
ribbon
that
has
raised
cords
in
it,
or
tlve forgers, thieves and murderers,
day would come when you would say
I tell mv friends, i f sick as I have been, Paine’ s
Wonderful Flesh Producer. Celery
Carbolic Smoke Ball w ill cure Catarrh; send
Compound
so and so I prepared for It. See here: elBo gros grain ribbon; these form from the land whithor they have es­ $2 to 41« Front htreet, «S. F., Cal.
Garments Renewed j
cen ts .
8cott's Emulsion is not a secret remedy.
standing loops in front betwoen tho caped, to that In which they have com­
My mother attests It os a witness.”
Containing the iitimalatiDg Hypophos-
A
Child
can
use
them
!-
Rweet potatoes require nearly twice the time
Bold by druggists. S I ; sir for $5. Prepared only
phites and Pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil,
"W ell, if I wrote it I must have velvet rosottos. Block velvet ribbon mitted their crimes. But this is rarely, that Irish potatoes do cither to bake or boil.
U ne q ualled for all F a n c y a n d A r t W o rk .
by W ells , R ichardson .k co., Burlington, Vt.
the
potency
of
both
being
largely
in­
with
a
green
ribbon
crown
makes
a
perhaps uover, done by treaties, as t<
At druggists and Merchants. Dye Book free.
been nsleep.”
creased. It in used by Physicians all over
For the Aged, Nervous, Debilitated. W E LLS, R IC H A R D S O N & C 0 „ Props., Burlington, Vb
Most countric
•5,000 IN rill/K S
"And only the other day, Mr. Bow­ stylish toque, or cream velvet with political refugees.
the world.
hr the publishers o f T hk Y octh ’ s C om 1
ser, when I got a new dress home, you fawn robbon crown, brown with cardi­ give to the political offenders of othoi p is a offered
n io n for the Itent short stories.
There are i
P A L A T A B L E A3 M IL K .
said I hadn't any more taste than a nal, or olive with red, matching the countries what is called "th e right oi three prize« of $1,000 each, three of $700 each,
Sold by all Druygists.
and
three
of
$
'2
d
0
each.
No
other
paper
so
two
colors
that
oro
combined
in
the
asylum.” I f they onoe escape, they liberally to obtain the very best matter pays
clam, and that my Ideas of harmony
its
costume. Tho handkerchief turban is may live without fear of danger, in i HubHcriberM. The publisher« w ill «end a for
circu­
would stop a clock.”
P F *O veh 6 . 0 0 0 . 0 0 0 POOP'* tvoliero lhit |
lar on receipt of n stamp, givin g the conditions
pretty caprice, with the crown land of their adoption,
best to buy Meads
"Y es, and I meant it. You were
of this offer. T hk C o m pan io n has Tw o M il­
of the largest ami most reliable house, and th,> use
draped
with
u
square
of
black
velvet
lion
Header«
a
week.
Every
fam
ily
should
take
Tho instance of the late Marshal
always that way.”
on which white gros grain Is set like a Bazaino, who has just died, after t j it. Any new subscriber who sends $1.75 now’,
"W as IP"
w ill receive it free to January 1, 1K89. and a full
THE COW BRAND.
— TO MAKE — X
I selected a letter marked “ Kxhlblt hem nr binding half an inch or more troublous career, at Madrid, is In point. year’ s subscription from that date.
^
“
“ . M. F ER R Y * CO are
Rosotto turbans have Boft Tried and convicted of high treason
cckniAvlodged to be the
A—2—filed September 18, 1884,” and in width.
A wineglass of strong borax water In a pint j
arcost
Seedsmen
DELICIOUS BISCUITS o r WHOLESOME BREAD
rosettes of doubled silk thickly gath­ he was at first sentenced to death. Hit o f raw starch w ill make collars and enffs stiff,
read:
in the w o rld .
and glossy.
" M r U f . a U T irrr.: The picture of my dear ered set in front of shirred velvet sentence was then commuted to im
D M. F f . hey ± Co’*
USE
Illustrated, Descrip­
crowns. Other velvet turbans have a prlsonment for twenty years in th« 1
Inc as shu appeared to me last night has been
T’ sc the surest remedy for catarrh—Dr/ tìnge’*.
tive and Priced
with me all duy. You have the taste of a queen
frill falling on the lower edge, with a fortress of Sainte Marguerite, famoiu
In your toilet, and harmony la second naturo
SEEO ANNUAL
Many a good drop o f broth Is made in an old
gather«: 1 band, and above this a soft as the prison of the Man in the Iror
with you. Oh I my little angel, you—"
For 1880
_________
pot. ’
puffed
crown.
Embroidered
cloth
tur­
Will
be mnQed f RCt
Mask. In a short time, by the aid of t
" I wrote that, did I?” sternly de­
to all i.pplicRRts, and
bans
may
bo
merely
scalloped
on
the
A B S O L U T E L Y PU R E.
r
. > la«t year’s customers
heroic wife, the Marshal succeeded ir
manded Mr. Bowser.
D RO PNY.
_ without ordering it. Inraht.
edges, but many are covered with em­ making his escape from the fortress.anc
"O f course.”
W e call the attention o f those suffering with
ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT.
Thero are also very rich repaired to Spain. There
T h o r** in
M
n / lriri he
hr * dropsy tothe fair proposition of Dr. H. II. Green
r‘
in «zutenwb-
I should Bend for it. AddreBS
in M
Madrid
"N ever! The man who says I was broidery.
i n e r e in
a d r i d IK & ^UIlN lu their advertisement on this
embroidered
cloth
leaves
and
bands
t*
iU
r,
tL
.t
thar*
im , picture o f , Cow on your package and you w ill have
D.
M.
F
E
R
R
Y
&
GO.,
Detroit,
Mich.
lived in perfect safety. The French Try them; it costs >on nothing to do so.
ever fool enough to write such stuff
that are used to trim tho sides of vel­ Government did not demand thnt hi
iha beat Soda made.
THE COW BRAND.
must die!”
" I t Is duly attested, Mr. Bowser, vet and plain cloth turbans. Braiding should bo given up.
\S w iG H r s 7
^GLADDING, M cBEANX CO.
and cording nro also fashionable on
It sometimes happens that, out ol
and you can't deny youF writing,
“M SEWER 5 CHIMNEY P IP E , \
haven't changed a hit in my tastes these small huts. Long slender oxi­ friendship, a nation w ill give up ti
3
DRAI N TILE,
Blnco our marriiige. Indoed, I think I dized sliver pins, daggers, and clasps another a political refugee. But thlt
are fashionable ornaments.
Ribbon rarely happens. Switzerland is to-day
have Improved.”
3 ARCHITECTURALTERRA C0T1A Eicj
bows
nro
very
tightly
stmipped
with
a secure place of refuge for Russian
"Thero goes that young 'un again!
s 1358-1360 M A R K E T ST . S . E J
Ho isn’t happy unless he is hollering long loops, and those rival rosettes in conspirators and offenders against tht
"
M A N U F A C T O R Y A T LINCOLN CAL.
popularity.— Harper's liazar.
Czar's crown; and England hits fot
like a calf inirod in a ditch.”
Foot or H orrlooa Street.
Cortland. Oregon.
many years been theasylumof Italians.
"B ut sec hero, Mr. Bowser.”
1st Premiums. 25,000 in use,
Fish That Annoy the Diver.
20 years Established. NeW
And I selected a telegram markod:
Russians, Poles and Frenchmen whi
General Agent for the
____ __ __| patented Steel Tuning De-
"Exhibit B—1—original,” and attested
use in no other Piano, by which our Pi&noe
As to tho fish tho diver seos, they have been guilty, at home, of p olitical'
stand in tune 20 years, good for 100 ; not affected
by futhor, mother and nurse, and rend: aro logion. Thoy swarm all around offenses. Notable Instances of this were
by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink,
“ C h ic a g o , November liOth, ISN7.—My Darling:
crack, decay, or wear ou t; we guarantee i t Ele­
him. Hideous sculpins poor into his Mazzini, who plotted to overthrow thi
Thank Ood for the uewa of the birth o f our
gant Rosewood Cases, 3 strings, double repeating
eyo-windotvs und grin horribly, and Austrian Government at Venice, ami
action; finest ivory keys; the Fainoas ANT i SELL.
ton I My heart swells with lore and gratitude.
Call er write for Catalogue, free. T. M. ANTISELL
It Is our bond of lovo. Heaven has surely
snake-like eels glide over his feet und was received with open arms by many
PLANO CO., Manufacturers, Odd Fellows' Hall, Mar.
blest us. Again, thank Qod. W ill be home
squirm round his legs, and crabs und eminent Englishmen; and Victor Hugo,
ket and Seventh Street«, San Francisco.
Sunday night, llow ser."
lobsters claw at his clothing mid make who lived in serene exile for muny
“ I never sent it,” shouted Mr. Bow­
themselves familiar in a cordial man­ years on the Island of Guernsey.
BUT TUK BEST.
TA K E NO CHANCES.
ser.
Ill-treatment of political prisoners it
ner that would make anyone except a
"Yes, you did! Here is the proof
stoical diver go out of tho wuter. Hut usually bad policy as well as contrary
to convict you. There isn’t a mention
TH E C H E A T HEALER.
It’s tho simple, every-day porch, the to modern usage; or, as the London
C u r e « Cut-», S o r e «, S a lt R h e n o i, D oll
nbout ‘calf’ in this, and as for ‘bellor-
paper
already
quoted'soys:
“
Petty
and
i
little fish that the buys eateh ut the
P im p le «. F e lo n ,. S k in I )U e a « e i, and
Ing, you never dreamed of It.”
a ilm e n ts fo r w h ich a s a lv e is su ita b le. F o r
wharves thut bother the divers tho degrading conditions of punishment {
"Oh, well, have it your own way.
t a k in g ou t soreness an d h e a lin g It a cts
will only help those to whom they are 1
You’d have tho lust word if I was most. They seem to think his fingers subjected to be elevated to the position '
(ik e m a g ic . 2-fi cents a box. a t a ll d r u g g is t f,
aro
bait,
prepared
by
an
overruling
dying. Some wives are built that
B E S T AND F A S T E S T TH R E S H E R
of martyrs.” — youth's Companion.
wny. I f I was like some husbands I ’d providence for there special appetite,
I N T H E W ORLD.
------ T R K A T F . l l F R R F « . ------------
and
accordingly
thoy
nibble
and
gnaw
assert my authority."
HOTEL B LA C K LISTS.
Positively Cured with Vegetable Remedies.
I especially request tho-e contemplating purenaaing either an Engine or Thresher
the bnre Cosh with tho same persist­
Have cored many thousand cases. I'ure patients
"But you are not, Mr. Bowser, as
next season to look up the record of the ADVANCE. D I he only machine ever
hopeless by the best physicians. From
ency that th«*y employ in devouring ▲ T o u ris t K e e p « T r u c k o f R o o m s W h « r (
S rononnced
thlB will prove.”
Suicid es H a v e O c c u rre d .
,
r«t dose symptoms rapidly disappear, and In ten sold on the Pacific Coast that has given entire safis/action.
angle-worms sent down on fish-hooks.
days af least two-thirds o f all symptoms are remov­
And I selected a letter marked: "E x ­
“ Front, show this gentleman to room
ed Send for free book o f testimonials o f miraculous
You seo, it's not fnshlonublo among
A ll kinds of
cures. Ten days treatment furnished free by mall. I also deal in Laundry Machinery, Marine Engines.
hibit C— 1—original," and attested,
•0(5 Go with the young man, please." j
I f you order trial, send 10 cents In stamps to pay
divers
to
wear
gloves
when
diving
in
Brass Goods, Inspirators, Injectors, Oilers, Reapers, Mowers.
and read:
postage. DR. II If UKKF.X A HOXH, Atlanta.Ga.
That is wlint the clerk at a populat
witrm water. Gloves would greatly
Chemical Fire Extinguishers, and Engines, Oils,
" M r D k ar kh t I j O v x t : In reference to our
downtown hotel said to a timid, palo-
Rather Jhan the Cheapest
decrease the delii'aoy of touch with
r excellence proven In millions of homes for
conversation last night, I wish to say that I
Belting, Hose, Wrenches, Etc.
fuood stronger who had applied for ac­ ___ b than a quarter of a century. It Is used by the
PORTLAND
BUSINESS
have always held and always shall hold that
which the diver exnmlnes tho slimy
United Btete* Government Kudomed by the heads of
commodations.
husband and wife should bo equal In authority.
C0L.EGE.
the
Great
Universities
as
the
Strongest,
purest
and
most
TH E ONLY DEALER OV
pile in seurelt of worms.— Philadelphia
Neither has the right to dictate to the other,
_______ ________ _________Portl. nd, Oregon.
“ One minute, boy,” ejaculated the Healthful. Dr. Price s Cream Baking Powder does not
Inquirer.
contain Ammonia, Lhne or Alum. Sold only tn cans.
fV ile ct equipment, tilt .».u*h instruction, estab­
though If either had that right I would give It
PACIFIC COAST
guest.
"
I
wish
to
understand
matter?
K
BARING
POWDER
CO.
-
^
•
»
■
PRH
lished reputation , growing popularity. Business.
to you. W e shall never have a word o f dispute
OHIOAOO.
ST. LOUIS
Shorthand, Common Schoo1 and Penmanship Depart­
fully," and he hauled from an inner j WWW TORS
—not one. I f there la any 'bossing' you may
Queer Analogies in Nature.
That ship*
ments. Students admitted at any 'im e. Cata­
do it."
pocket a long, black book which he
logue and specimens o f penmanship sent free.
Tho
cocoanut
Is,
in
many
respect»,
J.
A-
WtCBCO.ftec'i.
4.
r
4bMSTRONG-
Prla.
“ And do you dnro charge me with
opened with great precision.
After
writing such stuff os that!” gasped Mr. tlko tho human skull, ulthnugh it scanning n few of its leaves, he said:
( h £ T o SR a D a y. Samples worth fl.SO, FREE,
i h n Lines not under the horses feet. Write B rkw .
closely resembles tho skull of the
Bowser.
Lg ...
a -
t» .... r e ..
A . • w
"N o, sir; not me. You can’t get me |
IM
" I do. Hero is the proof, and you monkoy. A sponge may bo so held as In to t h a t ro o m . I’ m p a y in g f o r th e 1 1« m>lnx tlie m nnd, o f all the payers that there
plaee In
ln StB
San Francisco
Franelseo where
wher goods are
to remind one of tho unfleshed faco of privilege, Mr. i-lerk. What’s tho mat­ la a pisce
can’t wriggle out of It."
C
A
R
LOADS.
sold so cheap and o f such food quality that
tho skeleton, nnd tho meat of an Eng­ ter? Well, that room 1« markinl, put I nearly «11 the people ho can buy . for , cash
" I wrote ‘Dearest Lovey,' did IP"
,, any
.
.
.
.
.
,
..
.
.
a
-
„«.*
,
!
when»
on
the
Coast
send
there
for
fam
ily
snp-
"You did. Indeed. Mr. Bowser, you lish walnut is almost tho exact repre­ on t h is n ln v k - lis t n o re . Se<s? >\ hat nltr*. The Story is really true, and there are a
sentation of tho brain. Plums and d o c « i t m oa n ? T i l t o l l y o u in a v i- r v hmulrefl r e .w n « »h jr It 1« .o, but we have no
were far gone about those dnys.”
A ll »Ize* in atock from 40
.
,
_
*
* time nor space to explain them. Tho uext
" I was, eh! W ell, you can’t make black cherries resomble| tho human fe
w w ord s.
I m a y n o t b e a s p r a c t ic a l H omk c ir c lr now about ready to send out will
pounds to i.iFO.
me believe that I ever wrote any moh eyes; nlntonds nnd some other nuts re­ as s o m e o f y o u New Y o r k e r s , b u t ur
>'on "1. «bout it. -«n'-i'l'' c o p ic »re rent
S e n d f o r R E D U C B D P R IC E S .
, I? free to any address. Jnst now you can buy gen
infernal bosh ns that! You’ll next semble the different varieties of tho m y w a y 1 a m c o n s id e r e d a p r a c t ic a l • ulne French Prunes at f>e a ît», In any quantity
Remember it 1« • pleasure to «how
s and
over to
to storekeeper?
sod over
rtorvkrepcr»
•rood, or answer question*
I f you
charge mo with writing you up in human nose, nnd an opened oyster and businessman, l a m a great lover o ! 1 «nri io in loo lb lot^
rlnbs; Pltimba with the pits in at
cannot call w rit«
newspapers and as my business re- 3e nd an banner’s
verse.”
1 4c; Grapes by the car load or down to 100
its shell nre a perfect Itnsgo of the hu­ qntres a great deal of travel I make a
Ibsat .V. and -»mailer lots at 4c; Peaches, un­
"Y ou even did that, sir. Just wait." man ear. Tho shape of nltnost any
peeled. at 4c to Sr. and peeled as low as «Se that
I solected n letter marked: "Exhibit man's body may bo found In tho vari­ point of noting all the hotel suicide«. are good but rather dark; M ixed Nuts that arc
The pai>er» usually publish tho num­ pretty fair at He, and 100 tb lots 7c. or even He
0— 1—very cholco,” and read:
ous kinds of mammoth pumpkins. ber of the room in which a suicide or for some mixtures, the finest selections now
“ The twilight softly rometh down.
1 2 V . These prices w ill not prevail always. In
The open hnml mny bo discerned In murder occurs. W ell, I keep track ol Svrups. wo offer genuiue Golden in &Ì gallon
As sinks tho sun away,
the«e
particulars
and
enter
them
in
this
bhls. at 2fio. and C alifornia at 2 2 V ;
And litU t children go to bod.
the form assumed by scrub-willows
book. I find thnt room 406, to which (16 gals.) »V higher; kegs still 10c higher to pay
A ll weary with their play.
and growing celery. The German tur­ you now wish to send me, was the for package. Comb Honey Htlcks on hand,
and wo have to sell ft lb tins, full weight and
Where is my love this glorious evef
nip and the egg-plnnt resemble the hu- scene of a suicide last fall. I possess well put np. at 50e and 60c, and- 10 lb tins at
Where doth hor proud foot rest!
oc- ! f 1 00 * n<l ILIO: difference Is In color rather than i
mnn heart. There are other striking a little nerve, .« but . not sufficient
to
And where that hood o f goldon hair
. .
In quality
Poor Buttar for e o o k lo f at 96c and'
Which 1 shall ever bless t"
resemblances between human organs Otipy a r o o m t h a t is m a r k e d . I f y o u h o e * roll, or ear as low as i*c a it. average;
h a v e n o o t h e r I ' l l t r y s q m o o t h e r h o t e l. ' Table Kutt.-r of the fin.'»i qunlltj- U n ie r w w ,
"And you sny I wrote that!" whis­ nnd certain vegetable forms.
The A l l r i e h t « i r
Gnnri i t » v ’ ’
1 fr e m ii« . Boot, «m l «h o r«, knbbrt Uro«!,, i
pered Mr. Bowser.
stöckln «.
C h rl.tm «, tblnx» by ihr w ««on
formsof many mechanical contrivances A l l r i g i i i , « i r . ItOOU q a y .
Ami a.H th e p r a c t ic a l b u s in e s s m an load You can save money and grow rich by
“ You did. It’s a beautiful thing, in common use mny be traced back ‘o
s t a r t e d o u t t h e clerk m u t t e r e d so m e- I j™1'1»* »t rem It h ', t « » h
Mtore. t r i
too. I can see those little children the patterns furnished by nature.
t h in g a b o u t e r a n k s a n d th o n e w s p a p e r s . | - r * ' 1
1
going right to bed. You spoke of my
Thus, the hog suggested the plow; —«V. 1'. .Utili und Srpress
FI 3 0 S CURL FOR CON S UM PTI ON
tho butterfly, the ordinary hinge; tho
•hoofs’ the other day, and you had A toad-stool, the umbrella; the duck, the
. . ■
—
A- H. r i s a . A w a y rr and Analytical
•lur about red-head! Only four yean ihip; the fungous growth on trees, the
— Mrs Cleveland has become an ex- J ^ T n ' I l ^
IS! m ï i l î ; ^ 0“ 1“ 4
ago it was my 'proud foot' and my
bracket Any ono desirous of proving pert lawn tennis player, She is a b l e ______________________________________
'golden hoad.'"
the onenos^if the earthly system will to serve n ball with skill and energy,
He was silent.
find the resemblance« in nature a most and her volleying Is remarkably ef­ NO CURE! MONEY REFUNDED!
"D o you want any more. Mr.
amusing study.— Scientific American.
fective.
a l l ' n r t r O u t - « • Me R g i r r r R a f
Bow»e.‘ P" I asked.
-------A »« ■ ■ ■ ■ — -
0 R h e u m a tis m . N e u r a lg ia o r S c ia t ic a
"Mrs. Bowser, I don’t say that you
Dr Riciards' Woiderim eternal Clms
— "W hat's tho matter, Darringer?
worn a» bracelets Perfectly simple and Relief-
are not as good as tho average wife,
You look dispirited.” "I'm troubled
—The great high road of human Permanent. A here medicines have failed, theae ’
but I do say that you have a mighty
have etike ted a Permanent cure, rtend
with too mueh mother-in-law.” "T h a t’s welfare lies along the old highway of Chains
fifty cent« for Chains and Circular; or 2c stamj*
mean streak in your composition. It
bad, old boy. How often does she visit i toad fast well doing.
for circular alone
Agents wanted.
R k
may be possible that while I lay burn­
COWIJW A CO., 19 Montgomery s»t. San Fran
you?" "T w lse % year." "T h a t isn't
f ltco. C «L
ing with fever, or while suffering a
oft-n. Darringer.” "N o. it Is n 't only
—The hast mind cure is to make up
nervous attaak, I may have written a
that the stays six monthl at a time.” one's mind to be contented.
w. p n . ü. N * * 4 - «. r. it. u. Mo >4i
portion of those letters. Tbs rest ars
Diamond V era-C u ra
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