GIVES 'EM THE BRUSHOFF Sad Sacks, Court Squad Take Lead In Kegling Loop The Sad Saeks and Wahee Courts team forged into the lead in the Post’s spring bowling tournament this week, taking two games over the Strikers and two out of three over the Medics, respectively, in the Wednesday night contests. Sad Sacks keg- lers placed sixth in last season’s loop and the Wahee Courts unit placed third. In other contests this week the Headquarters Hot shots won two games with the Quartermasters and the Neophy tes overcame the Wildcats. Standings: Team Points Sad Sacks ...... 6 Wahee Courts ............ .. 6 Strikers....................... ... 4 Medics ......................... ... 4 Neophytes ... 3 ! Headquarters Hotshots 3 Wildcats 3 Quartermasters 3 Results: For the want of a rifle that's clean the toothbrush was lost! Cpl. Charles .1. Campbell, A-52, was caught with his rifle butt down— and muddy too. So the inspecting officer politely suggested the cor poral police the area with a toothbrush. and in lining the area street and parking space. S trik e rs O t h e r i mprovements con C a p t. H am m er 113 119 121 L t. M a c K » ¡» d it 93 169 158 — 4 2 0 ceived and carried out by Casual C ap t. F u lle r .............. 140 154 144 438 L t. K obel . .............. 138 171 132 Company personnel are furnish 441 C ap t. M c K e o w in .... 150 185 178 463 ing of a recreation hall and PX, T o t a l» .......... .............. « 3 4 748 7 3 3 2 1 15 clearing for volley ball courts, Sad Sacks M r. G a rre tt . . 148 178 planking of interior walls, and 1 5 3 — 47 9 t a p t . ( f c a r in v r 119 ............ 127 3 U5 149 the generous use of paint in in M a j. D ie d ik e r ............ 103 120 38 0 157 L t. K ru z ic . . 109 154 186 — 39 9 L t . M c R a e . . .............. 136 142 157-- 4 3 5 According to the dictionary a terior decoration. T o t a ls ............ .............. 6 2 3 713 7 5 2 2 0 88 gig is something that whirls. Or, M e d ic s it could be an arrangement of I«t. H au ban . ............ I N 148 189 487 M a j. D ris c h e l 148 181 163 192 hooks drawn through a school L t . I .a n k 'h u s . . ............ 161 160 134 458 C a p t. V e st ............ 138 168 468 162 of fish. It might be a light, two C a p t . S n y d e r . . ............ 156 143 156 - 4 5 5 wheeled, one-horse carriage or T o t a ls ............ ............ 789 767 804 2360 W a h r e C o u rts even a rowboat built lor speed. M a j. L a n d e rb e rK e r . . 163 169 192 - 5 2 4 C a p t . S m i t h . . . ............ 124 172 1 5 0 - 146 But at Camp Abbot gig doesn't A post-season basketball chal C a p t. H a ile .. 118 166 1 0 9 -- 3 9 3 L t. H orton . . :.. 138 112 1 42 - 3 9 2 mean any of these things. A gig lenge by Company* A, 59th Bat C ap t. W ils o n . ............ 168 172 192 53 2 is something exceedingly bad, talion, against the tournament T o ta l* ............. ............ 711 791 2 287 the very word driving some sold leading 11th Group Officer squad N e op h yte s iers into seizures of puerilism. proved to be a water haul Mon Lt. H o fflu n d ............ 1 16 178 234 55 8 lu t. ch asse . . ............ But, for Cpl. Charles J. Camp day night when the officer squad 90 79 91 260 L t. W a lla c e . . ............ 106 1 6 6 - 384 lit bell of Company A, 52nd Battal defeated the challengers 38 to L t . D e r r ............ . . . . . . 130 158 163 451 L t. K d irre n 130 133 36 0 ion, the gig has taken an entire 29 in a contest at the Post Recre- ............ »7 ly new twist. Last week the cor tion Hall. T o ta ls . ............ 56 9 65 7 787 2013 W ild r a t * poral came in with mud on the L t. R o d srera . ............ 138 Company A ’s hoopsters put 115 189 - 4 4 2 L t . .la r v i .......... . . . 178 133 183 494 butt of his rifle and before he up a good scrap but the 11th L t . S h o r n .l . - in ............ 169 127 171 467 could clean the gun—up popped Group unit and the clicking of L t. Luke 166 158 165 189 Jut. B r o w n . . . . ............ 162 157 136 -4 5 5 a surprise inspection. Lt. A. G. fense of Lts. Gent, Albright, T o t a ls ............ ............ 80 5 1 1 1 2 3 47 * Heck, inspecting officer, paused 698 Butz, Tardiff and Capt. Tierney before the corporal and care was too much to overcome. Lts. Q u arterm asters C an t. H u I 'F e s o n .......... 166 1 18 18« 500 ( fully examined the weapon. C a p t. S tro th e r ............ 141 178 486 167 Butz and Gent were high scor M a i . M o s h e im 110 129 153 39 2 Now, inspecting officers have ers with 19 and 14 points, res M r . H ru n in i; . 163 170 163 49 6 a knack of noticing things, es M r. Cox ......... 166 1 8 0 - 560 214 pectively. pecially bad things, so naturally, T o ta ls _____ 765 •It 8 5 6 2 434 H e a d q u a r t e r * M o ts h o ts the Lieutenant noticed the mud. T f . G ard n er ................. 149 131 172 452 He noticed it so much, in fact, M a ». ( ' . l a d r a . ............ 140 141 40« It t < apt W a rd ............149 158 120 427 that the corporal had to police I t . S h irk PH ............ 174 149 514 C ap t. H oh enh orst the company area with guess . . . 1 16 175 168 48 9 what . . . a tooth brush! T o ta l* ............ ............ 7 5 8 796 734 2 2 88 Arming himself with a cake of GI soap, a pail of water and Pass The ENGINEER To An other Abbotman—He’ll Appreci a tooth brush (hard), Cpl. Camp Deadline for entering teams bell went to work scrubbing ate It. each pebble. It was not revealed in the Camp Abbot softball how many pebbles he Gl'ed but tournament open to all units on rumor has it that the Lieutenant the Post is Wednesday, Sgt. Leo finally relented somewhat, as he Frizzo, coach for the sports de partment of the Special Service was only kidding anyway. Office, has announced. Tourna-j ment play will begin May 1. Team can be entered by calling Gigged Corporal Polices Area With Toothbrush Challengers Fail In Late Cage Go Deadline Set for Softball Entries Going Up! IV Corps Area Gets Face Lifted P E R T Mary Canly b rin g« «orar (op-run g talent to " M r . C o-E d," the M (.- M Treh n (color muaieal « b i r h «ta ra R e d S k e lt o r w ith Esther 1 illiama. Camp Abbot, Ore., April 22, 1944 ABBOT ENGINEER Page Four With Post Engineer jacks and dollies aiding in the face lifting, Casual Company this week con tinued the improvement pro gram which has converted the original post construction camp, or IV' Corps area, into a com munity of military barracks in a rustic environment. Two build ings were moved from Annex ’’A ’’ to the main area and placed in condition for housing troops. Other projects contemplated for the immediate future by Capt. William F. Ward, company com mander, are a softball diamond and planting of grass and trees throughout the area. Evidence of the changes that ingenuity and hard work can ac complish is particularly notice able in the annex area, the work on which was supervised by Capt. Harry Friedman, where the exterior of the orderly room has taken on the appearance of a ski lodge. Logs of native sap ling pine have been used in the construction of the entrance. River Yields Average Catch As Season Opens Salmon eggs and heavy sink ers brought in the only sizeable catches ’ on the opening days of the 1944 trout season last week end. Our river friends, apparent ly less intrepid than Camp Ab bot anglers, remained close to the bed of the river, avoiding icy winds that fanned the sur face. Lt. Aubrey Ettenheimer and Lt. G. C. Dorey were the most successful post fishermen. Us ing No. 8 hooks, they drew five one - to - two* pounders from the Deschutes River where it skirts the IV Corps area Saturday afternoon, and on Sunday, cast ing at the Mill Pond in Bend, repeated that feat and added to the quintet the record catch thus far reported, a thirty-inch Ger man Brown. In spite of snow flurries and low temperatures, khak i- c 1 a d fishermen were seen at every bend of the river and at promis ing points between. Practically every type of tackle, from Major R. J. Pflaum’s Payne tourna ment s a l m o n action rod and Hardy O’Fishal reel to Huckle berry Finn poles carved from Oregon jack-pine, angled for the wily trout. In most instances the efforts were poorly rewarded. The IV Corps Area catch was the only one reported within the confines of the post, except one nebulous twenty-four-inch fish said to have been taken from the Deschutes in the same area. However, as the fisherman got away, the catch could not be verified. Don H. Peoples, Secretary of the Bend Chamber of Commerce and local authority on trout fish ing, predicts that river - bottom fishing will again bring best re sults this week-end. Post Volleyball Tournament Starts Eighteen teams have been en- terd in th post volleyball tourna ment which opened Wednesday night. The tournament promises to be a "howling success,” S Sgt. Leo Frizzo, athletic director, said. In the first night of competi tion, Service and Casual Com panies won their sets two straight. The scores: Service, 15, 15; A-53, 8, 3; Casual, 15, 15; B-53, 3, 8. It's your S IR E IT ! life, The W olf ME FEET HURT1 Maybe it’s a case of worms anil maybe just lack of basic train ing', but anyway when it came to making that long hike this young pooch just couldn't stand the gaff and had to call on a passing corporal for aid. 53d Sets Pace In Boxing Loop Boxers of he 53rd Battalion guided by Lieutenant Hudson, athletic officer, practically stole the show in elimination contests staged at the Post Recreation Hall last week. Only one other unit showed promise of remain ing in the running for the finals to be staged next Friday—the 52nd Battalion contingent head ed Lieutenant Harris. Results: Soler, C-51, decision- ed Rogers, C-52 in the 127 pound bracRet; Fiegenbaum of A-51 and Nelson of A-53 fought to a draw in the 135 pound class; Welch, A-53 and Vosgave, A-53, both 145-pounders, fought to a draw; Thompson, C-51, lost to Tolmastoff of C-51 on a TKO in the first round; Courtney, B-53 and Davidson, A-53, fought to a draw in the 155 pound class; in the 165 pound bracket, Martin of A-53 defeated Knapinski of B-53 on a technical kayo in the first; Patton of B-53 won over Barry of C-52 and Barnes of A-51 won over John of B-51 on a TKO in the second; in the heavy weight class, Bryant of A-53 won over Hobgood of B-53 and Lopey of B-53 won over Voligny of A-53 by a knockout in the third. OCS QUOTAS SET Quotas for two classes at the Engineer Office Candidate School at Fort Belvoir, Va., have been set at 25 each. Post Headquar ters announced this week. Re porting date for the first class is May 11 and the second May 25. Applications may be made to soldier—IN- Post Headquarters through chan nels. by Sansone A round robin a f f a i r , the tournament will be divided into two sections to give incoming battalions a chance to compete. The first section will end around June 30 and the second half open immediately following. Each company is allowed to enter one team, and the 11th and 12th Groups and Headquarters units one officer team each. »- Dallis, Tex. (C N S )—The Dal las Bonehead Club, a fraternity of funmakers, has announced formation of the Bonehead Party to obtain 10,000 miles of gaso line rations for each of its 57 members by making them candi dates for president of the United States. Garden City. L. • I. (C N S)— Mrs. Lucia Baumwart was fined $2 in Hempstead Village court on a traffic charge. "I won't pay it,” her husband replied, “ it's a matter of principle." So Mrs. Baumwart spent a night in the pokey. ■> - “Thu is positively ridiculous'—I wont go any further until you get rid of your Inends!!’