I / You Ought to Have One. 11 you would Ilk» a copy of th» hand- COUNTING AHEAD. AN UNCONSCIOUS THEFT. LEGACY FOR A BAVARIAN TOWN. v UcceBtrlc Count Dornberg Leave« It in.ooo.utM» Marks. The Watch Changed Pockets Seem­ ingly with No Help. A 11« Wanted to Be Remembered to a wiuii'.t railroad folder vet issued addrrui Friend In Heaven. W. H. .Mead, No. 248, Washington St., A A A A A well-known literary man whole Portland, Urvgou, aud oua will be rent { “Did you ever pick a man’s pocket un­ intentionally ?” asked a young man identity may aa well be loot in the ficti­ you tree. The folder entertainingly describes1 about town of a party of acquaintance« tious name of Prof. K------ , but who lives A with whom he was chatting in a theater in an eastern city, affords hia friends no tlie two N.w Northwestern Limited trains between Minneapolis, St. Paul lobby, ways the Philadelphia Record. little amusement by reasoib of his for­ “Well, 1 did. It hap|iened & few days getfulness and the “wool-gathering” and Cbicagn—the finest trains in tho world—and contains picture» ot tbs fa­ ago, and if my ‘victim’ hadn’t been a state of his mind to have his wits about mous train» as th»y appear when run­ fxu ticular friend of mine it would have him. says the Detroit Free Press. This ning, each picture over three feet long been decidedly enibarraasing, to say the failing leads him into doing and sav­ splendfdly engraved in colors, least. You will probably say that the ing some very funny things. This elegant souvenir will interest the One day recently he was talking to a whole family from the oldest to the A accident could never have happened in A _ _ ‘........... light, durable. Such "i grace of design as is handsome, party of his friends, and he «aid: youngest, and you’ll say so when you the way it did, but I cun bring witnesses is embodied in “ this “ fast, easy-running, much-talked- tee it. “ Do you know that I have been to the to prove what 1 say. 1 was standing in < (able Preparation for As- about’i mount can only be secured by the most a saloon on South Penn square, talking funeral of four of iny old friends within sifflilating tbeToodandReöula- approved methods, finest material and skilled work­ to an acquaintance, when I felt a t.ug ten days, and it—well, it rather de­ A THAT POPULIST PLATFORM. OF------- Qng the Stomadö and Bowe Ls df at the buck of the long frock coat I presses me, you know. Now, on Mon­ manship. day, I attended» the funeral of old Mrs. wore, I paid no particular attention [Adopted oy the People’s party county The ’96 Stearns is the best bicycle it is possible to to it, for the place was crowded and L------ , a good soul she was, a good soul. convention at Medford, April 17, 1896, and produce. Finished at your option in orange or black. nuany people before had pushed me. Then on Wednesday I went to the which every populist in the county is A morally hound to see carried ont in spirit Address now for beautiful new catalogue. In a moment, however, somebody funeral of another old friend 1 thought and put into the letter of the law.] ftomotes Digestion,Cheerful­ touched me on the shoulder and said: the world of, and later in the week I ness and Rest.Contains neither “Cb< Yellow fellow.” R esolved , That owing to ‘Give me my watch, Jack.’ I looked went to old Mr. B------ *s funeral. Then Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. I around and found the tqwaker to be a I went to Mr. M------ ’s f uni oral on—dear the depressed condition of the E. C. STEARNS & CO., Makers, Syracuse, N. Y. A hot N arcotic . great friend of mine. ‘I haven’t got me, dear me, wliat am 1 talking about? TORONTO, ONT. isn’t dead yet; but then he’s country, the low price of labor SAN FRANCISCO. CAL. BUFFALO. N. Y. ¿our watch, Jim,’ I said. ‘Oh, come off,* Mr. M aaid he, ‘you pulled it out of my pocket very low anti I’m going to his funeral, and the products thereof, we aa I passed you.’ He waa very serious which will make four in a very short deem,the salaries of our county A A A A A A A A about it and) so I became serious, too. time!” At another time Uie professor was officers to be in excess of the in­ 1 protested that I couldn’t possibly have taken the watch, and my first friend at a reception when he was approached come derived from other legiti- I »ore me out. Finally Jim said he by a lady who evidently knew him, but mate business enterprises. thought hia chain might have caught whom he could not remember having upon ouie of the buttons at the back of met. before. Too kind and polite to ac­ We therefore pledge our candi­ in>' coat. I put my hand back and felt knowledge his ignorance of the lady’s dates for the legislature, if A perfect Remedy for Constipa­ something in the tail ¡>ocket, whose name he said, in his most affable man-' elected, to demand that the tion. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea. opening wa« just under the t wo useless ner: “Delighted to see you, delighted! Worms .Convulsions Feverish­ district attorney and county but tons’which tailors tack on there. 1 Is your husband here?” WONDERFUL LAMP SNAKE. “My husband ?” said the lady, 3oberly. officials be paid the following reached in and there was Jim’s watch ness andLoss OF SLEEP. Emits a Dassllnir Lficht That Can De sure enough. The timepiece had been “My husband is in Heaven.” Tac Simile Signature of “Oh, to be sure ; to be sure,” said the stated salaries: Seen Two Mlles. yanked) out of Jim’s pocket into mime. professor, with his thoughts far away, County clerk, $1200; one The natives of Natal, South Africa., Fact, s’help me.” UNDER THE GOLD STANDARD “liemember me to him, won’t you, deputy, $800. have an implicit faith in the existence MEANS... Castor!, is put op in oao-slte bottios only. It NEW YORK. LIFE IN A LIGHTHOUSE. please?” of the lamp snake, which they call is not sold in bulk. Don't allow anyons to sell Sheriff, $2000; one deputy, 6 months» olii “ umningi. ” This reptile is supposed to It Calls for Ceaseless Watehinff and you anything elso on tbo plea or promise tt it A MAGNETIC MOUNTAIN. frequent swamps or lakes and is of a $1000. J5 Dosins - is “just as good'1 and “will answer every pur­ Patient Heroism. size so vast that on un occasion when pose.” See that you get C-A-8-T-0-R-I-A. Lieut. John M. Ellicott, U. S. N., con­ Almoat a Duplicate of an Arabian Recorder, $1000. one of the species was attacked ami tributes to St. Nicholas an article about Mights’ Story. « Th. iso- County judge, $1000. killed by a Boer hunting party its 18 OB simile In the Arabian tales a story ’ is tokl lighthouses, which he calls “ The Ligh>ts rXACTCOPYOF WRAPPER. every tlrutur. SUBSCRIBE FOR THS ’ carcass filled a couple wagons. In That Guide in the Night.’’ Lieut. Elli­ about a magnetic mountain which at­ District-attorney, $2000 for vrnpper. of fact, the umningi’s proportions are al­ cott says: One seldom'th inks, whe n he tractirresistibly all ships, and when the district for all purposes. «FT most unlimited. The light emitted by watches the brightly cheering and safe-1 | they come near extract* every particle this monster is bright and dazzling in ij guiding light of a Lighthouse, what | of iron from them, even to the nails, The gold standard meant low prices, low wages, hard timer The bimetallic the extreme, and can be easily dis­ I ceaseless watching and patient heroism I i Such u mountain, exist« in reality, al­ standard meaus good prices, good wages, permanent prosperity for the producing SUMMONS. cerned from a distance of a couple it takes to keep the light burning year though not quite us dangerous in its classes. of miles or more. Naturally this radi­ iii and year out through all weathers. activity as the one mentioned in the I ance is visible by night only. Many na­ Generally there is for each light, only a oriental fairy tale. The island of Born­ ’ (n the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for Jackson County. tives call the lamp snake ivimbela, but keeper with two assistants, and often holm, in the Baltic, belonging to Den­ usually this name is applied to a ser­ the keeper is assisted only by his wife, mark, consists almost entirely of mag­ Richard Berwick, Plaintiff] vs. A 33 to 40 Page Weakly Farm and Family Pap»r. Price, SI.OO a Yoar pent whose dwelling is in the sea, and sons or daughters. Even the most com­ netite, and its magnetic influence is > Wm. M. Cnlvig, as admin- whose powers, though great and mar­ fortably situated lighthouses are gen­ very well known to the navigators of » While not neglecting it» »uperb Agricultural, Horticultural, Live Stock and istratnr of the estate of J . <>. Durkee, decea-ed. Family Departments, etc., ha» at the same time, for many year», upheld the velous, are not displayed in rivers or erally on lonely headlands, with no hu-' those waters, and also much feared by Hanna A. Durkee, wid­ standard of the people against trusts and monopolies, more especially against Manager * and * Futteral * Director fraught with 'magic light. A native ma? dwellings near. Others are on out­ them, not. on account of the possibility ow of the said J. 0. that most iniquitous of al’, monopolies, the single gold standard. AU who read says he has often seen the lamp snake in lying rock«, or islands swept by th? of its extracting the nails from their Durkee, deceased, and it agree that it ia the beat paper of its daaa on earth. the pools of the Cmvoti river, where it jho , and wholly cut off from land ex­ ships, but because of its influence on the Eila M. Lewis. Howard Myer Block, - Ashland, Or. Suit to fore­ F. Durkee, AgneB N. close a Mort­ passes through thorn country. He says cept in fair weather. There are even a magnetic needle, which makes the steer­ Abbott, Chas. R. Dur­ gage on real it is not uncommon and in color is very few which, built upon sunken reefs, ing of a ship almost impossible. This kee. and Geo. A. Durkee property. pale, almost white, with brown patches seem to rise from the very bed of the inti lienee is felt even at a distance of ' • heirs at law of the said andle first - class goods about it; it is rather a large snake. J. C. Durkee, deceased, Day or Night Calls promptly at­ ocean, and against which storm-driven miles, and when this island is sighted and Eva A. Rodgers, On a dark night it “makes” a light in seas break with shocks which shake all mariners on the Baltic discontinue tended to. minor heir of Effie Rodg­ We will .end the above great journal in connection with the pool, which shines so brightly that THE CHRONICLE ranks with the greatest them to their foundataons. Such are steering their course by the needle, but ers . deceased daughter of newspapers In the United States. when one first sees it one’s eyes blink. ««“CHARGES REASONABLE. said J. C. Durkee, de' as- the Eddystone lighthouse, off the coaat turn to the well-known lighthouses and THE CHRONICLE has no equal on the Paclfls ed, Defendants. of England at the entrance to the Eng- other helps to direct their course. Be­ Coast. It leads all In ability, enterprise and news To Ella M. Lewis, Agnes N. Abbott, THIEVES WHO STOLE MILLIONS. lieh channel, and our own Minot’s tween Bornholm and the mainland THE CHRONICLE’S Telegraphic Reports are Chas. R. Durkee and George A. Durkee, the latest and most reliable, its Local News the there is a bank of rock under waler • heirs at law of said J. C. Durkee, deceased, Vast Defalcation»* and Embenlementa Ledge light, near the entrance to Itos fullest and spiciest, and Its Editorials from the both one year, postpaid, at th. extremely low price of | 2 OO ton harbor. These two are the most which is very dangerous to navigation; and to Eva A Rodgers minor heir of Effie ablest pens In the country Recorded in tlie Year 1NO5. Rodgers, deceasea daughter of the said J. in advance, and will give to each subscriber to this combination offer who paya THE CHRONICLE has always been, and always isolated and exposed lighthouses in the because of it being constantly sub ­ The aggregate stealings of men who 0. Durkee, deceased, of tne above named will be, the friend and champion of the people as ten cents additional for postage and packing, They v, re built at the utmost merged vessels have been frequently defendants :— violate public and private trust®, by world. against combinations, cliques, corporations, or IN THE NAME OF THE STATE OF defalcation and embezzlement, are peril to human life. Each was swept wrecked at that point. The magnetic oppressions of any kind. It will be Independent TO TK E TWENTY PACKETS OF SEEDS la everything neutral tn nothing. probably much greater every year than away by «torms after completion, and influence of that ore bank is so powerful IREGON, you and each of you are hereby required to appear and answer the complaint These teedt ar« the best in the mar­ that a magnetic needle suspended free­ ot the above named plaintiff' in the ab> »ve en­ those of the burglars and highway­ had to be rebuilt. ket. They consist of Farm, Vegetable ly in & boat over the bank will point titled court, now on hie with the clerk of the men put together, says the Cleveland and Flower Seeds of your own selec­ Woman*« Influence of Old. down, and if not disturbed will remain ■aid court, by the first day of the term of Leader. tion from a list of aoo varieties. The said court following the expiration of the A writer in. Mother’s Journal ¡»not of i in a perfectly perpendicular line. The record of such stealings during packets are at large as aeedmen’a mail tune prescribed in the order for the 1895, as compiled by the insurance com­ the opinion that women are now, for the packets. publication of this summons, which first WORSE THAN DISEASE. GIVES THE CHOICE OF The seeds alone at retail prloee panies which guarantee employers first time, of account in society. She day will be, are worth $I.OO. Call and see u i against t-h» dishonesty of their em­ writes: “Women are new in literature Wo«« of a Dutch Phyalclan Who Built MONDAY, THE 13th DAY OF SEP­ about this great offer at onoe, or send remlttanoea to thia of floe» ployes, and the» public against the dis­ and journalism. Are they? Only ‘the TEMBER, 1897, a “ Hygienic House.” honesty of officials, shows that the sum other day, in a jug dug from the ruins What is called a “hygienic house” has And you are hereby notified that if of $9,465,921 was obtained. The cases of ancient Greece, was found what must just been built by a Dutch physician you fail so to answer,the plaintiff will apply of embezzlement reported numbered have served for a daily paper in tihose and illustrates wither forcibly the pos­ to the above entitled court for the relief demanded in the complaint, to-wit;— 240. Of these 14 stole more than $50,- days, and a woman was one of the writ­ sibility of preventive measures being First that an order of said court be made 000, $20 more than $100,000, one more ers. Have you any idea that the old worse to undergo than several mala­ appointing a guardian ad litem to appear ! than $500,000, and one more than* $L - Egyptians doubted for one minute the dies, says the New York Times. The and answer for the defendant Eva A. Rodg­ Th political power of woman as they walls of this extremely modern and ers, minor heir of Effie Rodgers, deceased 000,000. daughter of said J. C. Durkee, deceased. City and county officials stole $1,393,- watched the career of Cleopatra? Was scientific dwelling are made of parallel Second for a judgment against the defen­ and— 975, banks lost $3,996,970, agents em­ Miriam's music less inspiring to the He­ plates of ground glass several inches dant Wm. M. Colvig, as administrator of VIA bezzled $1,045,875, forgers obtained brew warriors because, she was a wom­ apart, with a concentrated solution of the estate of J. C. Dursee, deceased, and VIA $341,500, building and loan associations an? Anyone might suppose from the alum or salts he estate of J. C Durkee, deceased, and quired, say by business and literary renaissance. Portland er. against the said Estate for any sum that Ashland tion; also a niagnUicent Agricultural Department. men, is 12 ounces, and that men of RAILWAY In 1823 John I. Hawkins, an Ameri­ was then a poor young man practicing may remain unpaid after the applica­ Oregon Oregon. SAMPLE COPIES SENT FREE. Parlor cars, free reclining chair cars and great muscular activity are well fed on can, residing in London, attempted to law in Woodford county, Ill. tion of the proceeds of the said sale, and GEO. McL. BROWN. District ........ „................. Passenger It was a cold, stormy night, ami Fifth for such other and further relief 16 to 20 ounces. Dr. Nichols’ advice is solve the difficulty of the gold pen the very best dining car service. Agent. Vancouver. British Columbia, io find the minimum quantity which point by soldering bits of diamond or grandma hurried around getting sup­ as the court shall seem just and equitable in the premises. For lowest rates to any point in the per. To have something nice, «he enables a man to do his daily work ruby to the points of gold pens. This summons is pubisbed by order of United States or Canads, apply to w ithout loss of weight, by experiment, It is one of those facts not generally opened a jar of preserved peaches. Lin­ Hon. H. K. Hanna, one of the judges of WB Wltl BBBP and then habitually keep to it. ticket agent, or t.ddress known even to Macaulay’s omniscient coln spent a loDg time over his peach, (he above entitled court, made the 20tb YOV PO3TBD on THB Imai day of March, 1897. In the midst of the dietary counsels schoolboy that it is possible to travdl and fiually left it on the plate. C. J. EDDY, A. E. REAMES. or OOVBBlt^BlfT. of tlie vegetarians on the one side and by rail in Europe for a oontinuous dis­ Grandma noticed this, and as soon as Attorney for the Plaintiff. J. W. CASEY, Genera' Agent. the raw-beef and hot-water theorists tance of over 5,000 miles. Since the he and grandpa had gone into another Tbit It rbtt yon ar. Trav. Pau. Agent. Portland. Or. looting for. SHOWING ou the other, it is interesting to con­ extension of the Madrid & Cordova i room she went to look at the dish. template the possibilities of the eating Trunk railway to Gibraltar thia ia now Then she saw that instead of a peach of the future. It is probable that eat­ feasible. she had given the visitor the little mus­ ARE YOU GOING EAST lin sack which contained the peach ing in the 20th century will be reduced If mo be sure and see that your ticket! to the minimum, and a century or so kernels and the spice. She hastened PHYLLOXE RA D ISAPPE ARS. ON ONE SIDE, read via the thereafter be abolished altogether, if into the other room and began an apol­ And the XatsM Xew Does Wbat Men Hrtve Lena the present trend of scientific dietetic ogy, but Mr. Lincoln said: Tried 1« Vain t«j Do. discover^’ continues. The good old “That was all right, Mrs. Perry. My Nature is doing for California vine feasts of Thanksgiving and Christmas yardiata what they long and fr aitleaaly mother used the same thing, and it ON THK OTHER 81 DR. Supplier that Want. are decried as barbarous indulgence tried to do for themselves, was so good that I wanted to get all it is re- Head $2 and Get tho Map and of the animal appetite, and it is only ported from many localities the juice out of it.” t A full a«d oomplet« record of t.hat the Weekly Chronicle for One Year, Condreoaionnl end Governmental necessary to attend a high tea of a so­ phy lloxcm, the moat seriou« ( ST. PAUL > ist that postage prepaid on Map and Paper. A Lewiston (Me.) man found a gold event» given each week. cial new woman or a debutante lunch­ hue ever attacked the vines, it < dying ring in the street the other day. When MINNEAPOLIS ADDRESS eon of a cooking-school graduate to find out. Fifty two week» for ¿t oo Send The experts hare trie d _ everv postal for prospectus and »ample. M. H. do YOUNG, evidence of the etherealization of the : remedy to slay the progress of this he got home his wife bewailed to him DULUTH ____ Proprietor a F. Chrontd«, the loss of her ring, which had some ­ The largest and mo»t replete latter-day eating. Up to date no table peat, but without avail, and sj, year« FARGO BAN FBaAMClSOO. CAU weekly paper in the country. ND an prepared to fill ail order« on d'hote has advertised iu dinner by the i ago the vineyardiaU of the Sonoi Ya and how slipped from her finger in the «kort nodo». a » » • » TO GRAND FORKS SILVER KNIGHT PUBLISHING CO. ; metric sytem, and no restaurant has Napa valley, plowed up all thefa • vines course of the morning. The ring the husband found proved to be the coo served meals by the solid ounce. But and i waanmaroR, » a. CROOKSTON____ Give th.m a call. replanted the ground with resist­ his wife had loaL^^^ — THIS IB THE- Americans are a nation of dyspeptics, i ant stock The expert, believer I that •eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei WINNIPEG Palace« <»u Wheels. and the end is not yet. i all non-re-istant vine« were de omes r>jX ASD ALL healthy. Manv man who bare been guilty ating it, Whatever ia the sauna,' re­ Its sleepers and private compartment car. lati on of ot exceeaee and over indnlganciu and hav» sult will mean great fbig POINTS RAST and SOUTH , M»s- ia the electric berth reading lamp, which is Have given thia road a salional reputa­ pubiiSDM ana svsry »■veator snouis w was » » vas vasa. used the Celebrated Medicine ‘'CUPI- yardista. I H ■ WILLSON A CO , an exclusive feature with “The Milwau­ TUES OLD DOCTOR'S I tion . All clasMe of paaaaanirer» earriad kee”. The beating ia all done by steam« Through tickets to Japan and China, vi. DENK nved to give tutimony of ita won­ 4 Ls Mt «14 a WASHINGTON, O. C. on the veatiboled train» without extra derful stininlating and curative power». Get yoar Job Printing none at tl ie Muc­ thus doing away with the old fashioned Tacoma and Northern Pacific 8team»bi| charge. Ship your freight and travel "CUPIDKNK" will check all the wute ti»- stove. By all these means the fatigue oso office. l t’.iii benefaction wu* the last of one i branch of the Dornberg family, which ! holds great estates in Austria, 1‘rubais and Baden. In his younger days he cut a brilliant figure at the court o* Vienna, and as captain of hussars distinguished himself highly on the field of Magenta, lie then took up horticulture with ex­ travagant ardor, his park and gardens in the environs of Regensburgeclipsing 1 he gardens of Schönbrunn. Suddenly, for reasons unknown, he dropped all in his favorite pursuit and with­ I interest drew altogether from human society. His castle was allowed to go to rack ! and ruin, his conservatories fell to pieces from neglect and his costly plants moldered awa’. Every morn­ ing the solitary gardener retained for indispensable work used to see. a bent figure with haggard features issue from a side door and wander over the forlorn ■domain. Some months ago his former self revived for a moment. He bought a quantity of young trees for plant­ ing, and as he walked up and down the rows of saplings he broke silence for once to his solitary attendant, exclaim­ ing: “God be with you!” He then re­ turned to the house .where lie was found a few hours later dead from heart dis­ ease. Che Stearns Bicycle 16 Patches toi Pair of Pants TWO • SILVER • CHAMPIONS ÍUBIIMtt The Farm, Field and Fireside, ASHLAND CASKET CO IL S. EMERY cinc coast CHRONICLE A GREAT COMBINATION OFFER H The Valley Record 0. R. & N EAST TWO TRANSCONT'ENTAL ROUTES C anadian Great Oregon Northern Ry Short Line SPOKANE SALT LAKE MINNEAPOLIS ST. PAUL DENVER OMAHA CHICAGO oa r i cir SOO PACIFIC LINE KANSAS CITY This Railway Co. the : WITHOUT CHAIN GE daily Ociy$6.70aïear. SAN FRANCISCO. 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