VALLEY RECORD. “German Syrup” Office m McCall's Hall, un-stairs; stairs on north side of Masonic building. G. Gloger, Druggist, Xv a tertown, Entered in the I'«suffice at Ashland as Wis. This is the opinion of a man Second Clara mail matter. who keeps a drug store, sells all medicines, comes in direct contact with the patients and their families, and knows better than anyone else how remedies sell, and what true merit, the)' have. He hears of all A. C. Rowlett the failures and successes, and can Earle P»int Uakvflle R. B Hatton Jacksonville ... L. L. Jacobs therefore judge: “I know of po C entral Point . W. A. Owen medicine for Coughs. Sore Throat, Medford....... Miller A Strang or Hoarseness that had done such ef­ fective work in my Coughs, family as Boschee’s German Syrup. Last , Sore Throat, winter a lady called J N iMilJi .............. ........... (Senators Hoarseness, at my store, who was suffering from a very ............. r John H Mitchell.. ....... Congrey-.man severe cold. She could hardly talk, Hermann ................. Governor r Psamoyer r M< Bnde Secretary of State and I told her about German Syrup State Treasurer and that a few doses would give re­ tchan . Supt Public Instruction lief; but she had no confidence in E B McElroy ................... State Printer Frank C Baker patent medicines. I told her to take R 8 btrahn .... jbupreme Judges a bottle, and if the results were not ......... William P Lord R S Bean......... satisfactory I would make no charge FIBST JUDICIAL PISTKICT. for it. A few days after she called Lit Webster .................. .Circuit Judge and paid for it, saying that she William M Cblvig District Attorney Fur Jackson, Joeephine, laike and Klam­ would never be without it in future as ath counties. a few doses had given her relief.” ® Authorized Agent» The following parties are authorized to receipt for •uiswriptions, advertisements, ‘oh printing, etc. Any favors shown them will be duly appreciated by the Vaixar DIRECTORY S jscaaoa cava tv . .. Jacksonville County beat......... Theo Cameron ............... Senator J M McCall ......... . j Representatives Hamuei Furry .... J W Merritt........... HARRIS & MURPHY BROS., JR Neil ........... .......... .County Judge ............ ^Commissioners Chas W Taylor , Ben Haymond ... Max Midler.......... ................ County Clerk ....................... Sheriff James U Birdsey Uw X Meorner ....................... Treasurer ........................ Assessor ! Opened at the old Ashland market stand on Main street, facing the bridge. School Superintendent ........................ Surveyor .......................... Coroner joesraixa cockty . UP Shop thoroughly renovated and re- County Heat ............. Granta Pass i fitted. Walter Sinclair.................. . Joint Senator H B Miller. ............................ Representative Voinov Colvig........................ County Judge ’ The choicest of Freak Meat»—Beef. Hub CO Bigelow....................... (Commissioners ton, Veal. Poet. Sauanaea. etc. P Hauen............................ | I __ ______________ Chas K Ghanslor.............. County Clerk J C M om .. Sheriu J W Sherer.. Treasurer E C Harmon .............................. Assessor W A Mamie .School Superintendent ------- I r A-------- C W Havens ................................... .Surveyor Dr Wallace.............................. Coronor NEW MEAT MARKET. OREGON. ASHLAND, A BARGAIN Sewing Machine. KLAMATH COCHTV. Beat .............. .Link ville 1, of Itake Joint Senator of Lake . Joint Representative rr........... ........... County Judge Anyone contemplating the purchase of W C Crawford ... ...... ^Commissioners a first class Hewing Machine Should Not Fail to C S Silvers.............. A L Leavitt............ ................................. Clerk BUY A NO. » WHEELER E W Gowan ......... ....................... Sheriff Wm B Howe .... ..........................Treasurer A WILSON. John Smart......... ..................... Assessor P L F ountain....... School Superintendent A Bargain in one of these Fine Machines lea Leakeard Surveyor can be had by inquiring at this office. John W Siemens ... ....... Coroner LAKa COCKTV SOCIETY DIRECTORIES. County Heat l ..... ........................ Lakeview C A Copt iwell, ". of ' L. Lake ....... .Joint Senator A Snyder, ■,of Lake Joint Representative W A Wilshire. . .County Judge (J M Jones....... ... jCommissioners A V Lane.................. W N Hutton ......... ......... Clerk W P Hervford . ... Sheriff A McCallan Treasurer A H visiter ... School Superintendent J E McDonough.............................. Assessor W K Barry....................... Stock Inspector The circuit court for the First Judicial district sets in Jackson county on first Monday in April. September and Decem­ ber. la Klamath county on Second Mon day In Jane and first Monday in November. In Lake county on the third Monday in May and the second Monday in October. In Joeephine county on first Mondays in March and August For Jackson county the County, Probate and Commissioners courts meet every month, commencing with the first Monday; for Joeephine county, the first Monday in January, April, July and September; for Lake county, every alternate month, com- niencing the first Monday in January; for KJamata eeunty, the first Wednesday in March. June. September and November. CHURCHES? G. A. II. BURNSIDE POST NO. 23. Meets in Masonic Hall, on the 1st and kl Saturday of each month. Visiting Com­ rades cordially welcomed. W. A. P attick , Commander. J R Casey, Adjutant. KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS. GRANITE LODGE, NO. 23, Knights Pythias, Ashland, Oregon, meets every Friday evening V isiting Knights in good standing are cordially invited to attend. H J. H icks , C. C. T. E. G odkkky , K. of R and 8. MASONIC, SISKIYOU CHAPTER, NO. 21, K. A. M. Regular convocations oil the Thursday next after the full moon. D R M ills , H P. A P H ammond , Secretary. ASHLAND LODGE, NO. 23, A. F. & A. M. Stated communications on the Thursday i of or before the full moon. M L M c C all , W M. James Chisholm, Secretary. ALPH A CIIAITER, NO. 1, O. K. S. PRESBYTERIAN. Stated meetings on 1st and 3d Tuesdays Church, corner Main and Helman streets. ! in each month. Mas. A. M c C all , W M. Regular Services.- Sunday, 11 A. M. and Miss Lydia McCall. Secretary. 7 F. M. Sunday School. 9:8b A M. Young Peorle's Meeting, 6 o’locck'1’ M Prayer Meeting, every 'Thursday evening. I. O. O. F. Rav. F. G. B tmabuk , ASHLAND LODGE, NO. 45. Pastor. Hold regular meetings every Salurduy METHODIST. ' evening at their hali in Ashland. Brethren I in good standing are cordially invitcJ to Church, corner Main and Bush streets. J. 11. McBaine, N G. Regular Services.—Sunday. 11 A M. and I attend E. J. Farlow, Bec’y. 7:30 I*. M. Sunday School. 9.30 A. M. Prayer Meeting.every Thursday evening; PILOT ROCK ENCAMPMENT, NO. 16. Young People s Meeting, Sunday 6 r. m . Meets in Odd Fellows's Hall every 2d and Ladies' Aid Society, Wednesday ,r 2 ‘ r. M. Rav. CT a 4th Monday iu each month Members in A. : Lawis, good standing cordially invited to attend. Pastor. M. N. L ong , C P. E. J. Farlow, Scribe. BAPTIST. Qturch, corner Church and High streets. HOPE REBECCA DEGREE LODGE, MO. 24. Regular Service».—Sunday, 11 A. M. and 7 P. M. Sunday School. 9:30 AM, Meets on the 2d and 4th Tuesday in each Christian Endeavor Society, 6:30 P M month in Odd Fellows's Hall, Ashland. Prayer Meeting, every Thursday evening. M rs . R obt . T aylor . N. G. Covenant Meeting, Saturday before third J. II. McBride, 8ec y. Sunday in each month, 2 P. M. Ladies’ Social, second Tuesday eve in each mon h A. O. U. W. Rav. F. K. V an T asskl . . Pastor. ASHLAND LODGE, NO. 66. Meets in lodeeroom in Odd Fellows’ Hall CONGREGATIONAL. every first and third Wednesday in each in good standing are Church, cor. Maia street and Boulevard month. All brethren to attend. Regular Services.— Snnuav, 10:30 A. M. cordially invited W illiam P atterson , M W. ana 7:30 P. M. Sunday School. 12 M . B 8 R adcliff . Recorder. Prayer Meeting, every Thursday evening. Rav. G. J W kbstkk . Pastor. BEATTY’S TOUR OF THE WORLD. CATHOLIC. t Lurch. corner Sixth and B streets Regular Services.— Every fourth Sunday. 10 A. M. Sunday School, every fourth Bunday. 3 P. M. F athkr F. 8. N okl . Pastor. Ex-Mayor Daniel F. Beatty, of Beatty* Celebrated Organs and Pianos, Wash ngto. New Jersey, has returned home from an t> tended tour of the world. Read his adv lisement in this paper and send for cstaice EPISCOPAL. Service» in Baptist church, cor. Church and Utah streets, second and fourth Sun­ days. 3 P M. Rav. F. B. T icksob . Pastor. Dear Fir:-’, •turnes! L pril 8, D»? om a lo­ ro n n d t L > ori I, rial tin uropa. A«i> SECULAR UNION. Ashland Secular Union No 1. meets at McCall's Hall the first Sunday in every month, at 7 o'clock p iu. „ W N L ucky , Pres. H 8 Evans, sec'y. ax-MAVoa DAS bl r. » batty . From a Phot ocra? h taken In i-ondun, Kuglaud, 13S«. JEWELRY! The Best Stock in Southern Oregon-Latest Designs and Most Perfect Movements. with a “fierce hunger for toil” is Al­ If. courtship over and marriage trial»- ‘ - B. F. Reeser s - phonse Daudet. Some time ago he lay lished. the bride gradually drops all the ill, and the doctors gaye him no hope of amiable and ready observances that so { NO TWO THINGS EXACTLY ALIKE; pleased her lover; if a nipping and peev­ LABORIOUS CAREERS OF FOUR FA- recovery. Ho received their practical sentence to death with calmness, but ish temper succeeds to the sweet patience ' EVEN SHEEP POSSES IDENTITY. Is the place to buy there was a task to finish. ‘‘Numa Rou- MOUS FRENCH WRITERS. he has admired; if she is careless and j mestan, ” that wonderful story of a south ­ negligent toward her parents, now tiiat i Thr Attempt Mt Perfect Truth Induce« there is nothing more to gain from them; They Do Not “Dash Things Oil’,” Neither ern Frenchman’s foibles and genius, had Deceit—VVIynt ^hall m Maa Say to >11« if she shows herself selfish and indo­ Do They Lead Irregular Lives—’ Lady Lus»- About Her Fairer Rival? lent and unsympathetic toward himself, Front Rank in Literature Reached by she may be sure that his disillusionment The Young Girl*« Deceit«. Unremittiuc Toil—Rich Reward«. »rill be all the more rapid and thorough r »*■ A I T LI. [Cop> by A iuerica 11 Press AjNtociation.) because he had been led to believe iu There is a widely spread belief that CHOICE (Jnei&L'the many advantage» proposed other things. men of letters “dash things off" in Marble. AU Orders in Stone Work to them-» lCes by tboae ingenious persons No, if a girl begins by deceiving her fine frenzy of the moment, and that Particular Attention to Promptly Filled. Marble Works on who “make love" to other persons of the lover as to her own character she Iia-1! hysteria of composition is succeeded MAIN STREET, Opp>»rte sex is the coming into posaessicn better resolve, iu the interest of her own of a Wndr—1 soul to which he or she may comfort, to keep up the deceit for life, i . < communicate every thought as it arises, and never let him find out that any J find an echo fi»r every opinion and sym­ other course is p<>ssible to her. She may, Which will be done in a workmanlike pathy for each emotion. in fact, very wisely aw <-a.-y it is HEREBY respectfully inform the fann­ And I liave seen caaes where this GEORGE OHNETS LITERARY LABORATORY, I to find a soul, kindr • I or otherwise, of course lias been «> successfully pursued ers and lal>oring people of Jaykson coun­ Full stock always on band and made to be completed. Daudet’s confidant, ty, Oregon, that 1 have been appointed to order. which it is wis»? or profitable to make a that the husltand and the former friends Deputy Organizer of Alliance and Indus­ adviser and aid is his wife. He called ------- :o:------- mirror of our own, ami h ire proved of his wife remained at variance for life i her to his bedside and told her how to trial Inions in this county. Correspond­ l^-N'oue but the best material used. quite thoroughly tlie comfort of ■ vu ■ - solicited from all who are desirous of as to her character: one looked upon the close thenovel. “I will do your bidding,” ence ing each sontim. nt as it arts s, our ii organizing Alliances. In REESER’S BLOCK, golden, and the other upon, let us say, said the. The sick man smiled and fell SAMUEL 11. HOLT, and dislikes, wish!*, prejudices a:i 1 i >; i T- the (German) silver of the shield, an«l l'hoenix, Oregon. A SHLA N1», : : :::: OREG ON, asleep contented. He awoke refreshed, ione. L»-t me Htato just here, for f '.ir of neither could believe that tlie other saw and, much to the astonishment of his mtaappn-hension, tiiat iu tlie words of straight. EMlt.E ZOLA AT HIS physicians, recovered. “His study has s ArU-iuus Ward “this is intend -d to be I do not think men, even when in love, j little characteristic, but is full of books, sarkastikal." and that my sober un 1 seri­ make such wholesale pretence of a intense melancholy or a craving ous opinion i-, that this absolute sincer­ “change of heart” as this. In the first1 drink and drugs. Large excuse may be and would look methodical bnt for the ity and perfect unity of mind, speech pkwe, they seldom think their own faults made for this view. School boys and litter on the table.” George Ohnet, whose “Master of the and conviction is merely one of those an- objectionable, and iu the next they girls study “English literature,” or, rose colored delusions hanging like sun­ have a lordly fashion of expecting the! rather, commit to memory biographies Forges” is seen on the American stage of noted writers, with whose produc­ and sold in the American bookstores, rise clouds about the dawn of love, and women to accept them, faults and all. tions they never become familiar unless works as hard as Zola, had as bitter an aure to be dispelled when the orb of “How your coat always smells of to-! light either arises in his strength or goes bacco smoke!” says she, making a little I opportunity or inclination gives a read­ experience ns that of Dumas, and, like ing tendency to their adult years. They Daudet, owes much to his wife, who is behind a cloud. mone as she withdraws from close con- know that Cowper and Lamb suffered his first critic aud who copies all his People who liave found time to study tact with said coat. from great menttil depression, but they manuscript for the printer. “Le Maitre the subject say that »no two leaves upon “Oh. no, it doesn't; 1 went up in the have small acquaintance with “John de Forges" was written first as a play. a tree, no two flowers upon a stalk, no smoking room at the club, but the wind , OONTAIMINO 3 two pebble» or grains of sand or crys ha.- blown it all away—you don’t smell Gilpin's Ride" or the “Essays of Elia." The managers wouldn’t take it as a gift. tais upon the »hore, are exactly alike, it,’.’ repli-s he, which statement can De Quincey and Coleridge have a reputa­ Then Ohnet turned it into a novel, which but the micntscope, if not the naked hardly 1 called a deceit, but is often ac­ tion as laudanum drinkers among people became immensely popular. After that AWD • eye, will discern enough difference to cepted by the weaker vessel as satisfac­ who never read the “Confessions" or the play got a hearing and scored a tri- i "Christabel.” Poe’s “Murder in the umph. Neatness marks every detail of : insure individuality, aud it is said that tory. Rue Morgue” is a sealed book to many Ohnet’s study, where he scrupulously I a trained shepherd knows every qpe of No, men’s deceits of love are more who are familiar with the tragedy of s;>ends four hours a day. In one partic- ' Kj the sheep in a flock of hundreds as posi­ T he M ammoth CTCLOP.«DiA han been pub­ generally with regard to the shady cor­ his lifelong struggle against appetite, ular place on the desk always stands the lished to meet the wants ol the masses lor r tively as his wife does the lambs of her universal compendium of know!« dice, practical, ners of their lives, past or present. Prob­ and nine-tenths of those who accept as ink bottle, and the spot devoted to blank useful, scientific and general. The work is put nursery. And if grains of sand, leaves I ished complete in four large and I and some I ably no woman ever accepted a man’s true Byron’s intentionally extravagant pa;»er is never under any consideration volun ■ r. compritlnff* tot«! <>t 2,178 MW, aud and sheep each have an individuality, is protusely illustrated wiUi620be&uiilulengrav- love without at once demanding a con- statement that he “wrote ‘Don Juan’ on given up to anything else. and can never become precise fac-similes ir.gs. ThouMmta of dollars have t»een expendi d fe.ision as to liis ever having proffered gin” have yet to peruse his magnificent to n ake this tlie most complete, laluuble and Paris claims Zola. Dumas, Daudet and of each other, is it uot rather a fixilish idea useful work for the masses ever published. It 1« love to any other woman, etc. Ohnet alike for citizens. The last named i « work for everybody—nmii. woman and child, “Curse of Minerva.” to try to force two personalities into the in every occupation or walk in life. The aub Now there are very few men, very The authors named possessed weak­ alone possesses money not earned with stance and practical ut ility of twenty ordinary same mold, and shouldn’t we suppose I volumes are comprised in these four, and so few indeed, who both can and will an­ nesses like men of less celebrity, but the pen, but all are wealthy. Brains even lovers might retain sense enough to replete Is the work with knowledge of every swer these questions truthfully. Some­ their literary fame was in no way ac­ can be turned to gold with greater facil­ kind, so filled is it with useful hints and helpful see that their two minds, hearts or souls suggestions, that we fully believe that in every times there are tender memories which quired by “dashing things off.” They ity in France than elsewhere. Numer­ home to which it shall find its way it will soon are and will remain two, and would be come to be regarded as worth its weight in gold. he shrinks from offering to his new love, had to work, and work hard, weighing ous American writers have fame, yet For want of spare wecau only briefly summar­ valueless if they were only the half of as one might toss a ball to a kitten. here the relative value of a word and few have fortune, and of the few how ize a small portion of thecontentsot this great one, as they persist in calling them? work, as follows : Sometimes he has loved where he could there the accuracy of a phrase, and. to a many could afford to settle an income HISTORY. ’Tus M ammoth Ì yclopmdtacontain« «compiste Chinese, Japanese, the people of Iudls. Afrioa. Mn4«ga*a«r, Frederic likes Limburger cheese and Palestine. loclaud, Borneo, Bur mail, the Sandwich IalaudM. not offer marriage, and honor deuiands great extent, their frailties were self ex­ ef $12.000 a year on a son? That is what and authentic iiiitory of the great Amerioau Civil War, pro­ Benia, Kaffraria, Tartar , Cashmere mid Tunis, the Arab**. lager beer; Laura detests both, and dotes fusely illustrated, with numerous Anecdotes of the Rebellion; a that tlie whole affair sliall remain secret, aggerated. They were saddled with an Alphonse Daudet did for bis oldest boy «empiete History or America, from its discovery by Columbus io Turks, Mexicans, South Americans, American Indiana, Egyp­ upon citramels and sweet champagne. A the preseut lime: graphic descriptions of f&nious battles aud tians. Siamese, Abyssinlaus, Norwegians, Rpanmrd«, Swiss. even from the wife of his later life. egotism similar to that displayed by the tlie otner «lay, when he married Jeanne important events in tbe history of aL nations, cbrouological ItaliM«, Greek«, Russians. Siberians, Afchau*. Perslaus, little lunch is In question, and Laura in­ Moslems, Australians, Bulgarians, Sicilian«, eto-, etc. Sometimes there are dark and disgrace­ eloquent Tom Marshall That gifted son H ugo. the granddaughter of Victor Hugo. bistory, etc., etc. BIOGRAPHY. This great work contains the Lives of sfi M ANUFACTURE*. Iu this great work 1« also descrie d sists upon the Limburgerand lager, “lie­ ful, secrets which it would be suicide to Prvsi L is of the United StHte*, from Washington to and illustrated the arts and processes ofprintiug, startotyplng And he has t wo other children who are the cause I like everything you do, darling,” Harrison, with portraits and other illustrations, also lives and !>ook bi tiding, wood eugra\ing. lithography, photograph*, calico reveal, and sometimes, one is ashamed Ktraits or Napoleon Bonaparte, Shakespeare. Byron, William printing, piano making, watch making, paper making, <|,e to be treated with equal munificence. and so makes herself ill for the day. in, Benjamin Franklin, Henry Clay, Dauiel Webster, and manufacture of s«ik, iron, steal, glass, china, perfnmery, ranp. to confess, a man deliberately plans to Dash things off! Pshaw! It is hard famous statesmen, authors, poet«, generals, clergymen, etc., leather, staroh, wall paper, turpentiue. postal cards, ¡ xmium * Frederic doe» not generally imitate this ata nips, eit t elojiea, pens, pencils, needles, aud umu . v oil" i down to the present day. carry on two lives, with one of which ■work that wins in literature as well as AGKICULTFHE. things, all of which will be found peculiarly interesting and example, for while a man may be quite Valuable hints and useful suggestions V the iuiKxjent girl he asks to marry him to Farmers, treating of field crops, gates and fences, fertilizers, in-tructiee. in securing a quarter section of govern ­ willing to surrender his politics, his re­ farm implements ; livestock raising, including the treatment of FOREIGN PRODUCTS. Interesting description«, Ulu- has uo concern. ment land. F. X. W hite . diseases of domestic animals ; poultry keeping, and bow made trated, ufthe culture and preparation for market of tea, ligion and his literary tastes to the lady successful and profltabld ; bee keeping, dairy farming, etc. The : chocoiate, cotton, flax, hemp, sttgaj, rioc, nutmegs, clour, In whichever of these channels the treatment of these subjects is complete and exhaustive, and I ginger, cinuamou. allspice, pepper, pocoauuls, pineapples, han- of his love, that is, for a little while, he renders the work of great practical use to farmers and stockmen. 1 anas, pruuea, dates, raisiua, figs, olive«, indie-rubber, gutta truth may run, it is pretty certain that does not, as a general thing, sacrifice Ins A Decorated Bureau at Small Expense, j HORTICULTURE. Herein Is given tbe most^seful hints ' perch«, cork, camphor, castor oil, tapioca, etc., etc. it will not come to the surface in reply to growers of all kinds of vegetables and fruits, as gathered NATURAL HISTORY. Interesting and inslructhe stomach, and if Laura is not quite be­ ■ deMcripiions, accompanied br illustration«, of numerous Vea»i». A good mirror and chest of drawers 1 from tbe experience of the most sucoesaful horticulturists. to the tender inquiries of the fair one, ' birds, fish' s and insects, with much curious intormaiiou regard- ARCHITECTURE. Designs and plans for houses, cottages, , ing their life aud habits. reft of common sense she will not ask that are readily found in nearly every ' barns and other outbuiidiugs, with valuable suggestion« to and it is only a very young or a very 1 LAW. T hs M ammoth C yclofjkdu I s also a complete law him to do so, for, even if he complies | household stock of neglected furniture ' those intending to build. book, telling ewrv man bow be may be hi« own lawyer, and credulous woman who will believe, HOUSEHOLD. This work contains tried and tested recipe« j containing full niid couoise explanations of the general lam with her request, he will never forgive may be brought forth, well trashed and i for almost every imaginable dish for breakfast, dinner and tea. I and tbe Inws of tbs several Slates upon aU matters which ur< though he swear it, that her lover has tliis department alone being worth more than nine-tenths of subjeettj litigation, with numerous forms oflegal docuinauts. either himself or her. dried, and put in readiness to receive | the cook books sold ; almost innumerable hints, helps and sug­ never kissed other lips than hers, or I gestions to housekeepers ; designsand suggestions for making I MINING. Descriptions and illustrations of the mining of And why should she attempt the folly pa’.y beautiful thiugs for the adornment of borne, in needie- ; gold, silver diamonds, coal, salt, oopper, lead, sine, Un and whispered love to other ears. Nor, to of forcing her own palate into identity wo. X, embroidery, etc. ; hints on floriculture, telliwg howto he quicksilver my mind, is it altogether desirable that i suc-*es«ful with all the various plants ; toilet bints, tellliug how WONDERS OF THE SEA. Ilarela aredeeeilbed and with his? And why should she pretend to to preserve and beautify tbe complexion, bands, teeth, hair, I illustrated the many wonderful and beautiful thing« found at the it should be true; the nature of man is etc., etc. I bottom of the ocean, the plants, flowers, shells, fishes, etc , like­ succeed? And why, with her little nosq MEDICAI». Many dollars In doctors hills will ba saved wise pearl diviDg. ooral fishing, etc , etc. versatile, and his appetite isomniverous; ALEXANDRE DUMAS WORKROOM, pink in its effort not to curl up at the annually to every possessor of this book through the valuable cTATISTKtaL AND MIATEI.LANEor». Ifoc. his teeth are adapted for the tearing of I of Kentucky when iu congress was wont information herein contained. It tells bow to cure, by simple is given a vast amount of useful and interesting iuformetio scent of tho cheese, and her eyes red and yet reliable home remedies, available in every household, every 1 some of which is the population of Amerlcsn oities, area ami lamb as well as for the mashing of straw­ to absent himself from tlie sessions for disease and ailment that is curable, this department forming a 1 population of the continents, of the States aud Territories, and watery with her effort to quaff the ef­ complete medic»*!I book, the value of which iu any home can | of the prlncipsl countries of the world, length of the prhic1p1 valuable work tlje M ammoth cyclopedia is may lie ¡ «in y t bin a fractional part, of tlu* t-pi * ’ praise is “That’s where you show your ItIMfM ¡ tills < vj sbly of the liest ar.d most, vsluable works ever pnblùhe»•.- hwnklli jfood sense, my dear.” and if the cheese I tain amount of probability of constancy I that man might accomplish if he’d let oul it. It is a work to be consulted every iu their daily duties an i pursuits, and for ruu- cate fruit retains its sweet and alluring I that Mr. Marshall’s times of seclusion tinuoua reading d < work is more entertaimng or inttructiv?. her now lie is ever so faintly repelled by flavor. But how foolish of the human were passed not in dissipation, but in the the likeness to himself. strawberry to insist u;>on those grinders closest studj’ of the subject on which ho Tliey go out and meet Araminta, who saying they had never crush«! meat, or intended to talk. His splendid periods is much prettier than Laura. Frederic • ■« • - those incisors tiiat they had never cut were carefully turned by the light of the appreciates the fact, and when Laura into an apple or a banana! midnight oil, and their delivery under jealously taxes him with it he swears AN ORNAMENTAL BUREAU, A man cannot lie sincere as to his past conditions suggesting something else | liy special arrangement with the publisher of the M ammoth C yclopasdia , we ore en­ ho doesn’t think so at all. didn't know experiences if he is no better than the was simply a final touch of dramatic dis- j decoration liefitting a ladies’ apartment. abled to make to our subscribers and readers tlie following extraordinury ofler: We they met her, never noticed her custuiu-*. average man, and to insist upon liis be­ _ play. will send the MAMMOTH CYCLOI’.HDIA complete in four volumes as al>ove de­ .If previously painted, the chest of had forgotten the color of her eyes. scribed, all postage prepaid, also the VALLEY ltrlCOKD for One year upon receipt ing so is to drive ulm into a labyrinth of A rather badly informed reviewer drawers should lie well sandpajiered and Now if, like Laura, Frederic is resolved only $3.00. which is but 50 cents more than our regular subscription price, so that deceit, where to be sure be is generally hinted uot long ago in the columns of a thoroughly cleansed to receive the new of you practically get this large ami valuable work for the trifling sum of .50 cents This Is that there shall be only one mind and quite content to dwell. But this deceit New York paper that Zola aud Dumas | coat —- of white ----- - k — tone -------- of «/-m: ------ a great oiler, a wonderful bargain, and it is a pleasure to us to l»e enabled to offer our or j delicate Chinese one taste between them, he should re­ is utterly unjustifiable and unpardona­ "put themselves in their books” and ; paint. readers so remarkable an opportunity. Through this extraordinarv otter we hope to ply: “Yes, my dear. Araminta is far ble when it concerns uot only the past doubtless lived iivee similar’ to those j A heavy wooden top is then to be largely increase our circulation. Please toll all your friends that they can get tlie prettier than you. and her dress is far M ammoth C yclopasdia in four volumes with a year’s subscription to our paper,Tor only but the present and the proposed future. I they depicted.' Nothing could be fur- | made, which should extend several inches $3.(X). Perfect satisfaction is guaranteed to all who take advantage of this great premium richer and more stylish. We appreciate A man, like a woman, may, under the ther from the truth. The English ynq ; bejond the drawers at either side. This ofler. Those whose subscriptions have not yet expired who renew now will receive the the fact, and we hate her for it, ano influence of a real love, assume a char­ American celebrities mentioned above! should be . painted M ammoth C yclop . kdia at once, and their sub .criptions will lie extended one year from , - to match the wish we could deny it.” But perfect acter which lias never hitherto been his; didn't go home after a “night with the Eight yards of cheese cloth may be used date of expiration. The M ammoth C yclop - adia will also be given free to any one send­ frankness in this case would probably us a club of THXKE yearly sqbscriliers to our paper Address all letters "to Aslilaild, he may resolve sincerely to close the boys” and “dash off” a literary master- | for the slightly festooned drapery pre­ ing Oregon: not conduce to perfect harmony, and gates of those dark ways whereiu he has piece before turning in, neither do the cre- sented : n the illustration. Frederic is too wise to attempt it, al­ hitherto walked, and to let his future A hem is pnt about the edges two though in avoidiug Scylla lje tumbles i path he open to the light of day aud to inches deep, also up the sides, and the into Charybdis and disparages the rival the cl«*est scrutiny of his wife’s eyes; entire curtains edged with lace, leaving beauty so much as to leave the impres­ and althougu does not quite truth­ only the tops, which are placed together, sion that he is concealing a far greater fully reply to the inquisition sho is sure the valence over the deeper fall, and both Æ SET OF THE admiration than he really possesses. heavily box plaited or drawn and run What, then, should he do or say, aud to make with his ancient history, he may be forgiven if he is really going to on tape or a small rod fitted under the by what cunningly deviseli deceit of edge of the wooden top. This may be love shall he conceal the fact that he make the fntnre as fair as he is now rep bidden by a delicate silken gimp, pink or perceives Araminta’s beauty while still resenting the past. blue colored cheese cloth. loyal to Laura? For my part I have no So the moral of that is, my dear sis The mirror frame can be covered first answer ready, for I never yet have met ters, don’t lie too severe upon the de- with y-llow silesia or satin, and then a man clever enough to disguise his true /jejts of love, however transparent you finished with a puff of muslin over this; sentiments upon such subjects. And may find uienj, so Jong as it is your own an attractive effect of lace and muslin Which we Offer with a Tear's Subscription here let me once more warn the Fred­ unwise persistent« i-tmt ¿..v, forced them to this Paper for a Trifle More than as garnishment at the top, completed on erics—that is to say, the lovers and ad­ nixju your lover. Our Regular Subscription Pries. one side with a full bow. mirers among the male sex—that even a But there are other deceits practiced F lorence E. T yng . Wishing to largely iiicrexae the circulation of Ibis THE CABINET UJT ALHfQIJEE DAUDET. very silly little woman is generally acute by bCth sexes, especially by lovers who paper during tlie next aix month», we have made enough to follow the workings of a man’s are no longer yonag—little deceits as to ators of “Nana” and “Camille.” Work, arrangements with a New York publitbing houae mind in matters relating to herself, and age, as jo infirmities, as t? weariness, as work, and still more work is with them where!;? we are enabled to offer as a premium tc onr McKiuleyiaiu in parvu. eibecribeie a Met <>r the Mor ha of 11, a rtf a Dt<<- sees through those little deceits and pre­ to former experiences, in fact a3 t? all the touchstone of success. As Mr. Sher- Poppy seed oil is not made in this •a», in Twelve Large and Handa«>itir tenses of his far quicker than ire can landmarks th.U might revegl just how ari says: “Whatever opinions may be country. We have uo poppies from Volume», with a year» «ubaeripUon to thU fathom her similar arts. paper, for a trifle more than onr regular sub­ much of life’s cours3 has beeu fxaversed. entertained a’bor* Zola’s books, even which to make it. But this oil has been Supposing a case like the above, I and, although neither party is very muc h tho»e who condemn him tnu't cannot scription price. Our great offer to HtilHhe won the fame that lie achieved, and bis works Up to October 6 last year this oil was are even more ja.piilar to-dav than during and I dare say the crowd would admire ter. task that, rightly or wrongly, he consid­ on the free list and was yiortl. about his lifetime. Tliey abound in wit humor, her more than they do you; but I aru ers the times and his own vocation have sixty cents a gallon; then came McKin­ You tickle uie, Billy; tickle me, do; pathos, maiterly delineation of charade, You tickle me, BiUy, and FU tickle you! not the crowd; I am your lover, and to laid upon him.” He writes never less ley, and put a duty of thirty-two cents a vitid dcscriptjons ol places and thrilling and skillfully wrought idots. lia,.h me you are the woman of the world. Let But saddest of all deceits of love, be­ than three hours a day, the remainder : gallon on it in behalf of the Ijnseed oil book is intensely interesting. No nomesLouhl Araminta and thè crowd go by; I am cause it is only of self love, is the picture of his waking moments being spent in i trust. Now the price of jwppy oil is be without a set of these great aud remark­ of an apparition that does not exist. A | the laborious collection of material. satisfied so long as you remain.” able works. Not to have read them is to be ninety cents a £2* oulv ' far behind which Some such speech as this, trulhfvllfj girl brought np in the worship of the ft takes him nine months to complete . ., . .. v ■---- - — ■ • the -• age -X in — U.-U we live. .. Tlio CHARLES DICKENS. uttered, will be to most women far more world and its needs and amusements, a novel, tor b : is a -low and painful tenía of the usual quantity is being im-| __ set ot _ x/icaeus . »• axa V ai ».v U m LI on U “fetching” than a wholesale disparage­ all of which require money, has the op­ toiler. He handles a u-n .'i •- laborer P%ted- 11 “ thought that the import ireuiium to our eubecribere is haudcomely printed from entirely new plate», wi b new type, he twelve volume« contaui tho following world-famous work», each one of which 1» pub­ e“tlrely’„and ^tempts will be ment of their rival, which they kmne, portunity of marrying a man who can might« o I-, with a dogged detexmi ; lished complete, uxeha>igeely unabridged: give her all these things if she will give nation to finish a certain task in a given made to iind gome substitute “good must be insincere. BARNABY RUDCE ANO CHRI8TMA8 Another very common class of the de­ him her youth and beauty and—her time. At his desk, “which Is a solid enough for Americans.’’ And such is DAVID COPPERFIELD, 8TORIE8, MARTIN CHUZZLEWIT, ceits of love is for either the man or the | love. The latter is perhaps already be­ lx f solid work, the author is not McKinleyism. OLIVER TWIST ANO GREAT EXPEC­ NICHOLAS NICKELBY, stowed, perhaps it has not yet awaked, TATIONS, The following statement from Mr. W. B woman to feign virtues they do not pos-, ! perhaps it is altogether wanting. At, ' at ease. His breathing is oppressed, the Denny, a well known dairyman of New DOMBEY AND SON, THE OLD CURIOSITY SHOP ANO ecss, and do not really care to acquire : BLEAK HOUSE, THE UNCOMMERCIAL TRAVELER, any rate she must feign it, or she can­ foreb'5 id is wrinkled «nd the expression Lexington, Ohio, will l>e of interest to per­ LITTLE DORRIT, except for the cceasion. The admirer, A TALE OF TWO CITIE8, HARD not complete her share ot tlie bargain, one of torment." By unremitting in­ sons troubled with Rheumatism. He says: OUR MUTUAL FRIEND, with matrimony in his eye, is inviteli to “I have u-ed Chamberlain’s I’ain Bahn for TIMES AND THE MYSTERY OF i Well, women can generally do whatever dustry Zola has woi, hia peculiar place nearly I EDWIN DROOD. two years, four bottles in all. and PICKWICK PAPERS, visit at the home of the fair one who. they set their hands to, and this among in modern literature. Grave objection there is nothing 1 have ever used that gave although as sweetly unconscious as a • Tbe above are without question the most faniooa novels that were ever wti t-1> I’or » to ty be advanced to much that lie has me as much relief f'oin rheumatism. We quarter of a century tliey have been celebrated in every nook and corner of tie- civilize.I the rest, but is it uot true that no deeeit lamb cropping daises, understands per­ of love is so pitiful as this feigning of a done, yet few pea pictures can equal iu always keep a bottle of it in the house ” world. Yet there are thousands of homes in America uot yet supplied with a s< t < I Dicken«, fectly why he is there and what he in­ For sale by druggists. the usual high cost of tbe books preventing people in moderate circuiiis aiices li. iu < njoving love that does not exist? None to pitiful tremendous realism that paragraph tends. How amiable and gentle she is this luxury. But now, owing to tlie use of modern improved priming, I Idiug ami h .Iciiim; which describes blind Nana's struggle aud none so transparent, although so Consumption Cured. machinery, extremely low price of white pajier, and the gr.-ut c tio ju tb< i>« k with her little brothers! How attentive, ! trade, we are the enabled often practiced that both yon and I can ! for life and the drowning of her cries by to offt r to our subscribers and readers a set ot J>'<-k ’i>»' i*,s :» . An old physician, retired from practice, and dutiful to her mother! How bright ».-i think ef more than one example, more’s the rears of the populace urging Napo­ having had placed in his hands by an East pric»' which all can uff »rd t<> pay. Every home iu toe land mar non be aupi ii. d and patient under her big brother’s i of the great au:h r’s woiks. ' the pity of it, more’s the pity! i leon’s soldiers “On to Berlin!” India missionary the formula of" a simple teasing! How quick to see that papa is, Dumas also has conquered success only vegetable remedy for the speedy and per­ M rs . F rank L fsue . tired and give him his slippers, his news-1 by efforts almost marvelous. It took ,! manent cure of Consumption. Bronchitis. pa;»er. his favorite seat. With what filial T wo miles of silk liave been drawn from him ten years to get a favorable hearing : Catarrh. Asthma, and all throat and lung piety she listens to her maiden aunt's the holy of a single spider, and yet it is for “Camille.” Now both the play and affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and Nervous Com­ thrice told tales, and finds grandmam­ calculated that twenty-seven large spi­ novel of that name are known, wept plaints, after having tested its wonderful ma’s spectacles. ders would be required to produce a over, criticised and denounced or praised curative powers in thousands of cases, has it his duty to make it known to his suf­ It is not all deceit, of course. She feels Douud weight of fhe material. throughout the civilized world. The | felt fering fellows. Actuated by this motive happy, and the world has long rince Bell6 have been cast of steel, bnt they “Allaire Clemenceau” is his latest con­ and a desire to relieve human suffering, I amended the old proverb into “Be happy d<> not produce the perfect notes result­ tribution to the stage, but he would will send fiee of charge, to all who desire it, ■ K«^e W111 >RI>forONE \ E X R, upon receipt oi S3.1O, which is only 6U cent* more than tbe that critical eyes and ears follow her Swiss have even cast bells of glass, which responsibility for the translations offered with full directions for preparing and us regular sub'-i riptioii price ol this paper. Our readers, therefore, practically get a set of every action, she takes pleasure in mak­ emit extremely fine sounds, but the brit­ to American theater goers as “The Clem­ ing. Sent by mail by addressing with I ickens works in twelve volumes for only GO cents. This is the grandest premium ever stamp, naming this paper. W. A. NOYES, ing it an admirable one. onerefor only $3.10. Subscribe now and get this no deejier motive; if, in fact, it is only right to leisure, and his study “looks clocks, etc., to select from at J.’ S. Muller's. great premium. Ff your subscription has not yet expired, it will make no difference, for one of the deceits of love, it is worse An English laborer once said to hia more for show than for work, while his It will pay parties living elsewhere to make II w i >e ©^tended one year from date of expiration. We will also give a set of Dickens than useless, for there is nothing more miniiter: “Sir, you have often told us of manners are those rather of an ambassa­ a triphere and inspect before purchasing as above, free and poH-paid, to any one sending us a club of three yearly subscribers Address Ashland, Oregon: murde-rous to love than the knowledge our forefathers. Now, 1 know of Abra­ dor in dalliance than a man of letters in elsewhere. We guarantee every article as represented that it haa been obtained by taira pre- ham and Isaac and Jacob, bnt who was employment.” or will refund money.—McConnell