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VALLEY EECORD The People's Paper. jic $ bi a unit, SLEEP LENGTHENS His HAlIt TURNED WHITE. LIFE ~il-s*r*r Hlate oa the Subject from a Phy- etelaa— Don't Eat Toe Much, bat Don't Go to Ited Hungry—The Dlffleultiea of ludlgvatioa. Cha Mwwage a UtUe Dying Boy Seat Bl* 1 Father—How a Sad Incident In Bl* Ufe Was Roeallod to an Ex-CongroMnsan. What Racanso of tho Meewnger Boy? ALL KINDS OF SFOTTEI«. I “IF I WERE A MAN.” A Suspicion of Disboneety Prompts Ono Maa to Welch Another—The Rich anil 1 a Charming Girl Tell* What She Woald Wear in Such an EvenL Poor Alike Are Constantly Coder Sur “If I were a young man,” said a charming veillance—The Police No Exception. girl, who kn >ws to a nicety what isau fait on AUTOGRAPH LETTERS. loose Prices Paid Are Fabuloaa but Maay Signature* Go Dirt Cheap. The Celebrated French Sure, raising , nnn one WSSÏ* “APHRODITINE” StSSÄ MOVING fluUÒDÒ J. Ramsdell, Certain noisy politicians who run away I* S old on a with the idea that they are very eminent POSITIVE That was a strange story told by an Iditoo. Pu tau lier* and Soie Proprietor*. To get aboolute rest for mind and oody at In one of the police courts the other all 1 occasion*. “I would wear in the morning men. should certainly not omit to read GUARANTEE a light gray rough suit, so light that it seemed ex-congressman the other day and the night is the necessary thing for the preserve- i the catalogues of those who deal in auto day a young man giving an assumed slmoet , Offlce in McCall'« Hail. up-*taira; stairs on tion of health The bright eye and clear , to eure my white, a white lawn tie knotted by circumstances under which it wa* re north side of Masonic building. graph letters name was arraigned on a charge of i ■f-J form oi nervous myself in the puffiest fashion, and fastened skin that characterise youth can only be re- lated ; AN EXPERIENCED HOU«SE MOVER. were somewhat peculiar The True, it is difficult to account for some ■uteres! in the Postofflce at Ashland as Mined in that way. remarked a physician to ( 9^ dises«", or any with a pearl pin. On my head would be a story wa* told a* the literal truth and loitering, and a suggestion of "suspicious ' muff brown derby—th* color the Prince of of the prices. The catalogue of Mr Second Class mail matter. Ha« recently b. ught out Wm. Patterson, k"Xl disorder of the a reporter there can be no reason for doubting its character" was also made to the judge ' Wales like*—on my feet black silk stockings Davey, of Great Russell street, affords the Ashland Hou>e-Mover and is soliciting generative or- Ar TER BEF RE It is a fact, be continued, that few people the patronage of the citizens of Ashland who imposed a fine of $10 upon learning ( A shland , O b Tur ast.AT, O ct . 3. 1~<W know what it is to reel well Many believe author’s veracity and patent leather shoes, and in my hand a some very noteworthy instances. Here, and environs; satisfaction guaranteed. Sans of either sex whether srisins from the It was a few evenings ago that the ex that the young man was employed by oatura , wood stick with a handle that had a for example, an autograph note, signed that they do rest well, and frequently I bear Parties living outside and having such excessive use of Stimulants, Tobacco or Opium, i of silver etched on it, but which doesn’t and addressed envelope, of Sarah Bern- work to do. arc requested to send their ad or through youthful ia<liscretiou. over indulg people remars that nothing in the world dis congressman sat with a couple of news one of the big surface railway companies bit AN OLD LOVE LETTER. that the family spoon* bad been melt hard t, is only valued at 12s., while 6 dress, when thev will lie called upon. ence. Ac., such as Ixas of Brain Power, Wakeful turbs them after they have gotten into theii paper correspondent* and a government as a “spotter." and he claimed that loiL suggest ' Address: 'JOHN A. RAMSDELL, ness, Bearing <lowu Paiu* iu the Baek, Seminal beas official in the latter's room in a big hotel ering on street corners was a part of his ed for that purpose. Then I would attend to guineas are asked for one of Boswell's, A shland , O r . business. I’d make my beta on some of the Weakuess, Hysteria, Nervosa Prostration Nocturn Yet the*« same people get up drowsy in the in this city They were discussing poli which is only one and a quarter pages dark horses. I'd watch the ticker, and I'd go al Emissions, Leucorrhoa, Dlxxiue**, Weak Mem asoming Many of them are noticeably lan tics. and the ex-congressman was talk unenviable calling quarto size. One of Lord Byron's, a ory, Loss of Power and Impoteucy, which if ne The hatred displayed by tho conductors down to see some fellows, three or four of guid all the time. Some of them are irritable ing,when he was interrupted by a knock them with titles to their names, who, like quarto page in all. is offered at 11 guineas, glected often lead to prematurvoldagceud insan and nervous, and all of them now and then at the door In response to an invita for these monitors in their affairs needs me, had been drawn to investing their money but one of Coleridge is only £2. and for ity. Price 1100 * box, 6 boxes for I5.0S tseut by complain of being so “lazy” or tired that little provocation, and is only equaled into land on which the sun shone all day. the 2& more may be liad one of De Quincey, mail ou receipt of price. they are incapable of displaying any energy tion the door was opened and a meeeen whatever Now the direct cause of these ger boy stood at th« entrance In his by the anger of a bartender when the grass never grew, the water never ran, and regarding his money troubles, to his pub A WRITTEN OVARANTEB is given for our cherished cattle die of starvation and thing* i* a want of rest, and of this they are hand was an envelope with a heavy proprietor of a saloon buys one of those lisher Poets and authors always abuse every 15.00 order received, to refaud lb* money it rebbed by a boot of readily cured ailment* black border It was such as those used automatic check writers and registering thirst We would have to consult about this, their publishers when “flush.'' and as HIGH & STURGEON, Props. a Permanent cure is not effected. and petty disturbance* to inclose a death message or to indicate machine* As a rule the conductors get so we would go to Delmonico’s to do it We have thousands of testimonial* from old often fall back upon them when hard up. “ When it was time to dress for the after EXEMIKS or REST. deep mourning The boy paused Ar a otice is hereby given to and young, of both sexes, who have been perma A letter of Dicken* 11850) is priced at £1 to know the men who are watching noon 1 should put on a pair of light plaid 5o on* can get refreshing sleep in a room moment, evidently speculating in his the people of Ashland and surround nently cured by the use of ArsaoniYlNB. 12s. 6<L, one from Lord Beaconsfield at ing country that E Sturgeon, the barber, Circular free. Addresa that ia not properly ventilated. The window mind a* to the proper person to receive them, and they are mighty careful to trousers—not too big a plaid—a white waist £1 10s., one from David Garrick at £4. coat and a dark cutaway coat I should stick has tu< ved in with R. F. High, and we have should in th* summer time be lowered from the letter THE APHRO MEDICINE CO. Finally he tendered it to the ring up every fare received when the to the lawn tie, having a fresh one, of course, and one from “Frederick the Noble” at a titled up a nice shop. Everything is neat the top ami rained from the bottom In the spy is around, and they generally keep but I should put on a silk hat and wear tan quarter of that sum WKSTBRN BSANCK, ex-congressman. who wa* nearest the and clean and we are here to stay and all winter. If not altogether too cold for comfort, we ask is a fair share of the patronage. We BOX 27. POBTLAND. OR. the same practice should be observed, and in door That individual turned pale and well posted regarding their movements colored kid glove* I would moke a call or If a man have plenty of lialf guineas are the only authorised agent* to sell the two — that Is, If it were after 4 o'cloc , be trembled, but extended hi* hand a* if to one conductor telling another of the Sold by T K Bolton, sole agent, Ashland, any event the room should be properly aired he may become the owner of a number genuine sea foant. Call and see u* and try Oregon. He hesitated an in proximity of the dreaded individual as cause the chance* would be that the women of more or less famous autograph let us. Yours Respectfully, «MB a before retiring, and some mean* for ventila take the message were out driving, and I would not be both tion after that adopted. E. S turgeon & R. F. H igh . stant and hi* hand dropped nerveless. A be moves along the lines. ered talking to any of them, while my paste ter» One of these coins, of their cur No one can sleep a* well next to a boiler second time he essayed to take the me» rent value, will put you in possession of ON THE STREET CARS. boards would announce my politeness room a* be could in a place where no jar oi sage from the boy. and again he failed "After a spin in the park it would be time a letter of William Godwin or of Gou —VIA— CARD TO THE PUBLIC. The spotter who appeared at court a noiaeexista. Every vibration or violent sound It wa* only after the third effort that he is a clash with the nerve* of the sleeper and a wa* apparently able ¿o' reach it, and by prisoner was searched, and in one of his for ms to dress for dinner, and then 1 would nod. of Charles Kean or of Lever, of otice is hereby given to dastroyer of bis needed rest, whether be be pockets was found a number of blanks put on my black cheviot dress suit, wearing Macready or of Lytton, of Spurgeon or the public that I have this day given couecious of it or not The bustle and roar that time the government official for on which he keeps hi« memoranda. The a white waistcoat and a narrow lawn tie, of Prince Albert. Among the luxuries niv son, kolcrt H. Wimer, hi« time and of every great city is more or Leo* * tax on the whom it was intended had come to the spaces to be filled in report the day of the looped, of course, by myself. My shoes would of which, like the small boy outside a LINE, wiil not lie responsible for any debts unless be a bit lower than those worn during the door, read the address and took the me* life of each of it* inhabitant* month, year and the exact time of the day, and the buttons in my shirt would be of cook shop, the poorer collector must be contracted by myself. MOUNT SHASTA ROUTE. THE Another great enemy of rest is mental la sage from the trembling hand that had Dated at Ashland, Oregon, thie 25th day day at which a car is boarded and in plain white enamel. My handkerchief would content with the smell—and scarcely bor, when it ia called into use before retiring. received it. J. O. C. W imkb . which direction the car is going. Then be of fine white lawn, hemstitched, and with that—may be enumerated a William of August, 1X39. Any one that concentrate* hu thought* in “Ah." said he, after opening and read i follow the number of fares recorded by my initials upon it in white thread. It would Blake at £6: a Cowper at £4, a Queen Time Between any way likely to cause worriment or anxiety ing it. “it is only a note from an office be kept in my pocket, and not spread across Elizabeth at £25; a Thomas Hood at 8 ASHLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO. the dial in the car and the number of before going to bed will pay the penalty by a sacrifice of bis rest, and by carrying hollow seeker. Why it should be in mourning fares received by the conductor in his the front of my shirt, as if I wanted to hide guineas; a Johnson at £6 7s. 6d.; a Mary 23 HOURS. 1 don’t know A* the office seeker is a presence. The report goes on further to a spot or a darn. Queen of Scots at £58: a Samuel Rich eye* and unstrung nerve* all the next day I. W. BURRISS. Proprietor. “When I go out I would wear a silk hat. ardson (of course to a young lady) at £6 This i* very easily explained. The use of woman. I presume it is merely a femi state: Was the conductor polite? Was This favorite iesort is gaining in popu and, if 1 were going to the theatre with la CALli ORMA Exrasss TRAINS RVN DAILY the brain functions causes an abnormal nine freak.” he careless? Was he watchful as to a» dies, light pearl gloves with heavy black 10s.; and a Dante Gabriel Rosetti tor larity every day. THE MYSTERIOUS MESSENGER amount of blood to flow and settle there for Between about £3 3* An original invitation for sisting ladies and children on and off of stitching on the back. Broadcloth I Ob, the time being. Only by diversion of the Everybody had noticed the strange his car? Was the driver careful with his smart dress clothes are no longer made of the coronation, sent by command of her The very best of WINES. BRANDIES. mind m a recreativ* way and an ordinary demeanor of the ex-congressman, and. Portland and San Francisco. broadcloth, but of the rough black cheviot majesty to Lord St. John, of Bletao, and BEER mid CIGARS, kept con amount of physical exercise can the brain be observing that an explanation was ex i team? that is, after all, more economical, inasmuch signed “ Victoria R., ” is only priced at The simple mention of the word spot relieved of its load bleep will not do it, and South North stantly on hand. pected. he finally said when sleep doe* come on a person tn this con ter is enough to bring out a storm of in a* it doe* not grow shiny. My boutonniere) £2 5s. A William III is worth £5 10s., 4 :UU p m Lv Portland Ar 10:45 * in Wall, that would be given me where I dined, “ 1 think that the use of black bordered dition, after a good deal of tossing about, the dignation from the ordinary railway em and I should not wear it unless it were an but a William IV is not w orth half as PORTER & ALE. 8:30a ill Ar Ashland Lv 5:40 p m brain will continue to act and the nerves to envelopes ought to be prohibited by law Lv Ashland Ar 5:10 p m 9:00 a tn ploye. “Every time I hear of one of orchid, a spray or two of lilies of the valley much. Fine Billiard Table, Ar SanFranciscoLv anciscoLv 7:00 p i m 7:45 a m contract perhaps continuously throughout th* The very sight of one unnerves me A letter of the Rev. George Whitefield, these fellows." said a conductor of a or a few violet* passenger train daily (except Bunday) When 1 tell you why you may doubt the cross town car the other day, “it makes night “After dinner! Being in the swim, I should whose tabernacle appears to be going Then the poor victim will arise in the truth of the tale, but it is true neverthe The very best beer of Anaheim, wine and Portland Ar 10:46 a m “down," is “up” at three guineas. From drift along with the other fellows, having me think that my employers think that Hennessy’ brandy, which will be sold by morning wondering why he does not feel re less Ten years ago I was making a Ar 11:35 a m Albany a general point of view it is not easy to the quart or gallon. sense enough not to drink too much, not to we are all dishonest. The bell punch freshed. The fact is that, with the excep political canvass in my district. At the Eugene L t 9;00 a tn see why a letter of William Wordsworth believe that the ballet is all that it seems, Our tables a' e supplied with the latest pa is looked upon by the conductors as a tion of his eyes, which hav* been rested by clone of a speech one afternoon I received pers. Come and see us and we will treat not to imagine that every woman I met wa* (“celebrated poet”) should be priced at PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS. being shielded from the light he is not badge of dishonor, and, as far as beating you as well as we know how. much better off than he would be bad be a telegram from home stating that my the punch, why it is just as easy to for in love with me, nor to believe that I had a a guinea less than that of tho author of lOlltlfiT SLEEPING CARS boy, the idol of my life, was dying, and get to ring it as it is to fail to pull the system that would break the bank. That ia ' Night Thoughts,” which no one now not gone to bed at all what would happen ‘if I were a young man.’ ” reads, offered at £4 la For accommodation of Second Class Pu- that if I wished to nee him alive I must strap on the big dial indicator. CONCZRNINO ZATtNO. —New York Star. sengers, attached to Express Traius. Indigestion and constipation bear about an come at once. I went immediately to A prophet is not without honor, save “If a man wants to be dish onest no bell equal share in the theft of sleep Of the lat die hotel, took my satchel and started for punch or dial can prevent him from do in his own country—a fact which The 8 P Co.’s Ferry makes connection Proverbial Philosophy. for ter not much can be said with delicacy It the depot. with all the regular trains on the East Bid* explains the appearance of a num ing so. I could point out spotters, any From a periodical called The Good House is a common complaint that gives rise to ....... ^Senators Division from foot of F street, Portland. “There was no pawenger train due for ber of English literary men in cata J N Dolph ..................... more serious ailment* than any other single some hours, but a freight was pulling number of them, who are laughed at by keeping we clip the following chunks of pro lohn 11 Mitchell logues of autograph letters. A letter of Binger Hermann................... Congressman West bide Division- Between disorder It is to easily avoided by regular out and 1 jumped aboard. It was late the men on this road Some of the dirty verbial philoeophy—additions to Solomon and John Forster is offered at 75 cents; one Sylvester Pennover.................... Governor work is done by women who pretend to improvement* upon Tupper: ity of habit or some simple remedy that there 1*ORTLAND AND CORVALUS. Secretary of State Vinegar helps digestion, but a sour temper of Mr. Archibald Forbes for $1.25; one George W. .McBride ia no excuse for allowing such an affliction to when I reached a little town on the river be reading a book, but who. in reality, MAIL TRAIN DAILY (KXCKPT St'NDAY.) G W Webb .................... btate ’ Treaxurer where 1 could take a boat for home. I of Mr. Austin Dobson at the same price; become chronic. are ‘keeping cases’ on the unsuspecting ruins it * E * *« B xuvmivy McElroy . . . . isJt Supt Public Instruction 7:30 a in I Lv Portland Ài I <1:20 p ni Wait till after dinner before you fall out at which figure also the collector may Frank About indigestion, it is something we must hurried to the wharf and found that the conductor. If a man in our business is C Baker......... ................. State Printer 12:25 pm j Ar Corvallis Lv I 1:3(1 p m all submit to occasionally, for our regard for steamer would not pose until after mid disposed to be dishonest and is not a with th* cook. present himself with specimens of W W W Thayer . ^Supreme Judges ! Before picking a quarrel with the gas man. C. Bryant, Elihu Burritt, Mr. Chamber- I William P' Lord our palate readily overcome* our discretion night, and that I would thus be delayed At Albany and Corvallis connect with fool, all the spotters in Christendom buy a gallon of keroeene. and put* temperance in the shade. The ef many hours. I was undecided whether trains of Oregon Pacific Railroad. lain. Cobden, Mr. J A Froude (“quite R 8 Strahn................. can ’ t catch him. The crowded cars are ¡ A soft yet persistent answer turneth away fact of Indigestion on the human system is to wait for the steamer or to hire a boat FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT. scarce"). Wilkie Collins. Garfield, and EXPRESS TRAIN DAILY (EXCEPT MUNDAY.) worse when th* body is meant to be in a and leave at once. While I stood on the I his best field, for who can tell whether a borrowing neighbor. L R Webster .Circuit Judge many other persons more or less fa he rings up for every passenger or slips You cannot measure a man’s daily walk by state of repose. There is no way then of 4 :50 p m Lv Portland Ar ó :00 a m William M Colvig District Attorney wharf hesitating a messenger boy sud one here and there. At night he will the thickness of his carpet. mous—less than more very often. throwing it off, and it must be allowed to do For Jackson. Josephine, Lake and Klam 8:tX) p nt Ar McMinnville Lv 5:45 a m denly appeared before me. Before I have a few more nickels in his jeans Tho prices throughout the well ar Many a woman is expert with crayons who ath counties. its worst in debilitating the one attacked. ranged catalogue are exceedingly mod When there is a tendency to indigestion, could say anything he thrust into my than he is obliged to turn in, but the is not skillful in drawing tea. THk$r«l TICKETS toallpiate JACKSON COUNTY. far two There may be too much of a good thing- erate compared with some which we County Seat ................ climbin' or also a torpid liver, a simple temporary hand a white envelope, with a heavy company is none the worse for it." Jacksonville 81011 ill E18T it salt In th* soup, for Instance. _ feeling _ came we may relief may be afforded by taking a little bi black border. A strange have seen. One of Mr. Gladstone's let A C Stanley........................................... Senator “I’ve run on this road now for two Via CiLlFIKIli. It is vain for you to rise up early if the ters (the line appears to be drawn at poet J T Bowditch........... carbonate of soda. This has tbs effect of over me. and it was only by the greatest ! -J Representatives Robert A Miller. ... quieting the stomach by creating carbonic effort that 1 was able to open the letter. years,” said another conductor on the kitchen chimney will not draw. For full information regarding rates.maps, Let me make th* bread of a nation and J cards) has reached the hands of the W K Price.............. acid gas, which is readily thrown off. This The apprehension 1 felt in a few mo same line, “and I think hi that time I etc , call on company’s agent at Ashland- dealer, who demands $4.50 for it; but one J K Neil.................... .County Judge have seen about fifty different spotters, care not who make* it* pies. is the ingredient the stomach lacks when in R. KOEHLER, E P. ROGEN. ments was awful, for 1 knew that it I know them the minute they get on the . iCotuniiscioners If cleanliness is next to godliness, then neat of Gordon is priced at $8 over and above William Ray............. a state of indigestion. Manage?, A»st G.F A Pas* A*t Chas W Taylor must contain dread news. When finally tliat sum; a Goethe goes for $10, a Shel ness is side by side with piety. Now, regarding the question of eating car. The first thing they do is to size Max Muller............... ....... County Clerk thft » ■ -r . T- r ----- TT*mi--TlrT*.wrmm s r. When a man disagrees with you it is often I ley for four times that amount, and a James G Birdsey before retiring at night, 1 should say it is I looked at the letter there appeared in a you up; and every time you pull the ................... Sheriff strange hand tho single sentence: SOCICTY DIRECTORIES. ............ Treasurer strap they look at the dial to see if it beet to leave him alone. The same is true of Scott for $20. Mr. Ruskin’s shows a re R H Moore nombar of Indiana in Alaska squally a* bad to eat indigestible food or a “You m - t come quick. rich food. large quantity of any sort of viands as it is I .............. A «sensor markable difference, being only $4.50. J M Childers................................... registers correctly They are unlike the It is better to lock the stable door after the but three lines of a prince of the Sand II II Mitchell .. . .School Superintendent “There was no signature, and nothing ) of Indiana living on and culli to go to bed hungry. An empty stomach i G. A. K. will cause a rush of blood to the head, and I to indicate the origin of the letter, and ordinary passenger, insomuch as they horse is stolen than not to lock it all. It may wich islands ordering a bottle of gin sells J 8 Howard........................................ Surveyor la 9,012. wear an air of assumption that gives . save the oow. buknkidk post xo. 23. Dr K Pryce...................................... Coroner one that is heavily laden is likely to be filled ' when 1 turned to inquire <' the messen Tie total Indian population of the United for 75 cents. A Cardinal Newman is JOSEPHINE COUNTY. Meets in Masonic Hall, on the 1st and with obnoxious gases, in which the element ger he had disappeared a* completely as them ‘dead away.’ ” tate* ie »47.761. priced at $2.25, Mme. Patti's at a dollar County Seat............. .................. Grrnt« l’nss 3<i Saturday of each month. Visiting Com The “L” roads have “spotters” also, of carbonic acid is not so prevalent as to A Qulek Cure for Dyspepsia. more, one of Lord Randolph Churchill Walter Sinclair. . .. . i prevent some consequences that lead to if swallowed by the earth. I knew that but not to watch the train hands. These Joint .Senator rades cordially welcomed. Said a watch repairer: "It ia wouderful M ax P racht , Commander. the message referred to my boy, al- persons are called “inspectors,” and they C J Howard. . .. Representative at $1.75, one of Horace Greeley at $2.25 , 1 broken rest and at times astonishing bow little it takes J R Casey, Adjutant. ............... County Judge If ou* is troubled with insomnia, a band though 1 was entirely ignorant of the prowl around from station to station at to make some men happy. The other day a A Samuel Johnson is sold for $37.50; Volney Colvig age soaked in cold water and laid across the source. I knew that 1 must hurry if I the most unseemly hours, just to catch middle aged man, well known on Wall street but a letter of neither Sir John Lubbock, ;J Hanseth ............... ......... (Commissioners ' P Huns°n.................. 1 KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS. eyes and temple* will afford almost imme would see him alive. the drowsy agent or ticket chopper as a chi-onio dyspeptic—a man for whom 1 Charles Mackay, Professor Masson nor Chas K Chanslor .. ................ County Clerk diate relief and guarantee rest to the weary THE DYING BOY. i J C Mo« « ................. GRANITE LODGE, NO. 23, Knights pt ...................... 8?'eri.i : had don* a great deal of work — entered the Mr. W. D. Howells appears to be worth asleep on his poet, or neglecting his person if he suffers with no other ailment ..................... Treasurer Pythias, Ashland, Oregon, meets every "The message decided me, and at once business in any way store anc. asked me in hi* usual surly manner more than seventy-five cento. A signed J A Jennings This same appliance also proves very ben 1 sought a boatman, and, securing his . A sspssor Friday evening Visiting Knight« In good to place a new crystal in his watch. While 1 letter of Lord Tennyson, two pages oc P C Ream W A Mussie eficial in directing an excessive flow of blood 't standing are cordially hinted to attend. EVERYBODY WATCHING wa* complying with his request he sat at the tavo, is priced at $12.50; and one from I W N Saunders.. ,, tH'liool Supfriiitende services, started down the river. 1 .Surveyor G. F. M c C omnkll , C. 0, from the brains into its proper channel. The policeman dreads his roundsman, end of the counter contemplating my work reached home some hour* ahead of the .......................... Coroiior : Dr Flanagan H. T. C hitwood , K. ot R. A 8. Thackeray (with the envelope) at $20 These simple rules, if observed, will allow with hi* habitual scowL When I passed him for he knows that officer is appointed to KLAMATH COUNTV. every one to get that rest which prolongs steamboat upon which 1 had originally It might act au a sort of deterrent to the timepiece and received the twenty cents life and preserves youth and beauty.— New intended to come. 1 rushed to the house spy upon him and report any failure to MASONIC, .Linkville i this craze for private letters if authors County Seat .............. I had asked him hi* whole bearing seemed to . Joint Senator j York News and was ushered into the presence of my perform his duty And yet what would change. He departed with his whois face would insist upon being paid pro rata by C A Cogswell, of Lake HISKIVOU CHAPTER, NO. 21, R. A, X. Joint Representative ’ dying boy As 1 approached the bedside the police force amount to if there was wreathed in smiles, and it was evident that their correspondents for every word 8 P Moss, of Lake i A New Property of Celluloid. W S Moore ....... ............. Countj' J udge ; Regular convocations on the Thursday no such officer to watch the policeman? be wa* in an exceedingly happy frame of he recognized me with a smile, and then which they write in their letters, not W<!< rawford......... ... (Cinumissioners i next ufter the full moon. Celluloid, a substance much employed in The haH ways would be the sleeping place mind. I marveled greatly at the time, but < even omitting the address on the enve LB Kester............ the making of combs and other articles, has said. W H A tkinson , H P. for some and the drinking saloons the Clerk i E B Myer, Secretary. it was the next day before 1 could compre lope, which, when clean, also counts.— A L Leavitt. •‘ 'Papa. I’ve been waiting for you.’ been, according to a report lately read to the M D Childers ....... .. .................. ¡Sheriff hend the change. I bad charged him but St. James’ Gazette. Seine council of health by M. Kaucher, the “Those were his last words, and in a rendezvous for others Chas Graves.............. ........................ Treasurer : “No man who is honest at heart,” said twenty cents for the work that I had pre ASHLAND LODGE, NO. i8, A. F. A A. M. cause of a rather extraordinary accident to a moment he was dead I then knew that John Smart Assessor | > young French girl, who habitually wore a the message I had received had come a well known police official the other viously done for not les* than twenty-five Found ths Melon. P L Fountain......... I School Superintendent I Stilted communications on the Thursday ’ circular comb of celluloid. Her mother, a from him, and that he had been waiting day, “needs any watching A policeman cent»—Jeweler’s Weekly. ... Surveyor i of or before the full moon. During the melon season in Persia a J B llriffitii. > laundress, was occupied on a certain day in John W Siemens ... ............................ Coroner ought to be the last man to object to be E V M ills , W M. for me. None of my family or friends few years ago a soldier picked a melon ironing, whilst the child, preparing her lee No, It’s Not Strang*. Wm It Lawson. Secretary. ing watched, for he is in turn only hav- : LAK*: COCltTY liad seen the message, nor did they know and devoured it without paying the pea I sons for school, sat on a low stool with her The romance of a maidan, a young man and ing done to him what he does to th* sant the stipulated price. The peasant County Seat ...................... Joint Lakeview head bent forward, about half a yard from anything aliout it Afterward I made ALPHA CHAPTER, NO. 1, O. E. *. benalor I public—looking for delinquent* In the a bull is related by the Augusta correspondent went to complain to Massoud Mirza, the C A Cogswell, of Lake ! • the stov* Suddenly she sprang from her the most searching inquiries at the town 8 P MdSa, Of Lak« ' ' I Joint Bepfesentative of The Boston Globe. The maiden was a Stated meetings on 1st and 3d Tuesdays I seat, uttering agonised cries, and her mother, where I waited for the boat, but nobody one case he is looking for lawbreakers; summer visitor. The young man was an shah’s oldest son. whose ear is always W A Wilshire ............... Coubty Judge in each month. in the other he is being watched so that I turning quickly round, perceived the girl’s had 6een tho messenger or ever beard of M rs . J I) C rocker , W M. Augusta fanner. The bull was a ferocious open to the lowest. After listening to il L Sherlock........... Miao Kate Chitwood. Secretary i bead to be surrounded by Barnes, while a him. Not the slightest trace of him was he will not commit a breach of police beast. On his way through the fields, with his-4>laint he said: “Well, you shall have William Bagley. ... ......... (Commissioners W T Boyd ......... Clerk • strong smell, a* of burning camphor, filled to be found, and 1 was led to the inevita rules. And so it is in all cases where one hammer and nail* in his hand* to mend fence«, justice. I will test this matter to the William Caril......... .............................. Sheriff Í. O. O. F. the air The flames being extinguished, it the young man we* horrified to see the bull core. Bring in the soldier.” The gor A McCallen............ ble conclusion that the messenger had man is employed to watch another Treasurer I wa* found that the circular celluloid comb “It is notour desire to be good in many bellowing and plunging over the maiden’s mandizing soldier was brought in. “Cut A H islier............... School Superintendent never ap|>eiired to any one but me, and AKHLAND 1X1IXIF., XO. 45. the girl wore was completely burned. The J E McDonough. ........................... Assessor cases that keeps us from doing wrong, prostrate body. He hit the beast a terrific this man’s belly open," he »aid Hold regular meeting« every 8«turd*y the I child had sustained such a severe bum on the that 1 alone had seen the message. blow with the hammer, took the fainting W K Barry Stock Inspector evening at their ball in A«hlan<i. Brethren “You can understand now why a but our fear of punishment either by maiden in hi* arms and ran for two dear executioner. “If there is a melon inside,’' i scalp that she had to be taken to a hospital, T|ie circuit coupt for the Fjrst Judicial k < hh 1 stutiding are cordially invited to black bordered envelope always fills me fines, imprisonment or the dread of hell livea The infuriated bull pursued them he added to the peasant, “you will get district sets ip Jtipkson ppunty on first jn > and the hair, it is said by the doctors attend attten«!. N, A. J Arons, K G • ing her. will never grow again on the scurcb with the greatest dread and apprehen fire. If we don’t have some one over u* .Again and again the young man beat him your money: if not. off goes your head.” Monday in April. September arid Decem R oht . T aylor . Secretary. ' ! ed place. The only possible conclusion come sion. and why it was that 1 turned pale to remind us of this punishment occa-' back with the hammer. After a desperate The soldier was cut open, the melon ber. lit K)ai,iuth county on Second Mon to as to the cause of the accident is that the and trembled when the messenger boy. sionaUy we poor weak mortals are liable struggle he reached a place of safety with his found and the peasant paid.—San Fran dsv in June and first Monday in November. PILOT KOCK FXCAMIMF.XT, MO. ill, In Lake county on the third Monday in 1 celluloid comb became ignited by a current to err." fair burden. She was almost dead, but time cisco Argonaut. Meets in Odd Fellows'* Hall every 2d and who just appeared in the door, tendered Msyand the second Monday in October, 4th Monday t of hot air from the stove, and the moral con- in each month Mem tiers in The day laborer is hourly under the ly treatment restored her. Is it strange that me the ominous looking message intended in Josephine county on first Mondays in r veyed is not to go too near a stove when good standing cordially invited to attend. eye of the "boss,” the boss is watched a friendship sprang up between the maiden i March and August Better Than a Safety Vault. for you. i wearing a celluloid.—London Standard. R ost T aylor , C P. and her rescuer! U it strange that it promise* For .Jackson county the County, Probate Highwayman (halting lady in car and N. A. Jacob*. Scribe. "You* will observe that my hair is by the contractor, the contractor by the to ripen iuto something elsef I* it strange Commissioners court* meet every architect and the whole crowd by the white, although lam yet a young man WIU1 VIIV legends of the Nightingale. month, VUIlllIlCIIVlllg commencing with the llli'V first Monday; | that he is poor and she a rich man’s daughter I riage)—Stop, madam! Your money or JUUlILIl, city’s building inspector. HOPE REBECCA flEGBEE LODGE, MO. 14. for Josephine county, the first Monday in your lifel Among the legend* of old England are Before that eventful night my hair wa* The cigarmaker is watched by the fore Meets on the 2d and 4th Tuesday in each Lady—My money is in my pocket, sir I January, April. July, and September ¡’for some which aver that certain places are a* biack as a raven's wing. After 1 re The Field of Boner. Lake county, every alternate month, com month it: Odd Fellows’s Hall. Ashland. never visited by the nightingala Among ceived the black bordered letter from the man; the factory girl who workson small Settliug disputes of all kind* with fists and as neither you nor 1 can find it in mencing the first Monday in January; for Ma*. M aome S trait , N O. thee* is Havering at Bower, where it is said mysterious messenger, who came to me articles that could be easily carried away seems still to be extremely popular in juve side of ten minutes, and there is a large KlaniHth county, the first Wednesday in Mas. C. K. M ay . Secretary that Edward the Confessor, being interrupt at the boat landing that night, a feeling is under the surveillance of the forelady party of brethren tourists coming up the March, June. September and November. nil* circles. ed by them in his meditations, prayed that came over me such as 1 never knew be I The girl in the candy store by the cashier, A. O U, W. Yesterday, as 1 was hurrying along a prob hill, I would advise you to let me pass. THE they might never sing in that place again. and the respectable customer in any of ty street in a suburban village, a group of Highwayman — Thanks, madam, your fore nor have known since. The awful In acme part* of Yorkshire the idea prevails ASHLAND LODGE, KO. «16. the big stores is under the watchful four boys came in sight They were appar advice is worth heeding Oood day.— that the nightingale has never been beard, agony of that trip down the river will Meets in lodre room in Odd Fellows’ Hall ently doing nothing assiduously after the Burlington KYee Prews eye of the floor walker The cashier ia remain fresh in my memory until degtb and in the forest of Sc. Leonard's, according every first and third Wednesday in each of boy* All of them were under 7 When I reached home, end watched by the bookkeeper, the shipping manner to an old record, “there doth never singe ends all month. All brethren in good standing are L.Mig Life with a Broken Neck. ■Inet Published. year* old. They seemed to be discussing cordially invited to attend. nightingale, although« the forests rounde stood at the bedside of my boy, my hair clerk by the superintendent, and in many something or other in the quietest fashion The uifortunate Mr. Hill In this city is not T. <». A kdrkwn . W M. about in tymeof theyeare is replenished with was white as snow be most interesting, intensely (..» in it has darkened cases the partner* in a business watch until 1 was nearly up to them. Then, quick th* first man who ha* lived with a broken 15 8 R adci . if - . Recorder. nightingale* " lzaak Woltou. the famous some in the years that have since passed each other’s methods There ia no end to is a lightning flash, the smallest boy of then i', / and popular subscription book ever neck. 11 a certain North Carolina district fisherman and author of that most delightful but it will never be black again. "-Wash the watching and spying upon business |11 drew bock a little and sent his very snial blished. before tie war it wa* the practice to send to book, “The Complete Angler,” has given in Br J W RUEL, CHoKEX FRIENIM. people, and the only one who escapes it left fist into the face of the boy nearest t< congress the man who could lift the heaviest ington Cor St I«ouis Globe-Democrat. the following prose poem a beautiful descrip is the journalist. —New York Star him For directness and speed th* blow w * weight. »Vbeu the champion got the seat b* T( e most famoU"> and >nccessfn! Ameri- Barber Shop, N Overland to California. SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.’S N Exchange Saloon, DIRECTORY Living World. Dtorou ragi ng. It was Satan, a liar from the beginning who said: “All that a man bath will be give for bis lifa “ Smith— Hullo, Johnson, you’re not looking well Johnson—No, I’m under the weather I've bad to leave off smoking, too Stuitb-That's bad—very bad. JohiMtn - Yea, but tual isn't the worst of L I'm afraid that leaving off «rooking iagn ng !■> do me good!—Medical aixi Surgical Iteporter Hl* Tag Wa* Geoe. Au Incident recently told by a public speaker certainly counsel* us to keep our eye* and earr open. Thar* I* always *>ma absurd event awaiting our smile, *ven in the busiest part at th* city and th* most hurried hour in the An expressman wa* busily loading his wagon one hot uoouUde, and as he piles! the bundle* high an * wist* nt appeared iu liaxte carrying « «nah dog in his outatreu-li«.1 band* “Wall,” said the first man. sharply, a* be took him, “where’s be to goT “1 don’t know ” “Don't knowT “No, I dou’t, nor nobody don't. He's eat up bi* tag I” -Youth's Companion. tion of the strains of Philomela “The night ingale breathes such sweet loud music out of her little instrumental throat that ft might make mankind to think miracle* are not osased. He that at midnight, when the very laborer sleeps securely, should bear, a* I ha vs vary often, the clear airs, the sweet descants, the natural rising and falling, the doubling and redoubling of her voice, might well be lifted above earth and say, ‘Lord, what mu sic hast thou provided for the saints in heaven, when thou affordest bad men such music on earthf ’’—Little Folks. Origin of “We Won't Go Home." Au interesting history of au old and well Imowu comic tune was given by Professor Eusel, a music teacher, in a speech in tbt Music Thochers' assocjitioo yesterday Ht said that when the army of the first Napo leon wa* in Egypt in 1790 the camp tor awhile wa* near the pyramid* One afternoon about sunset the band was playing The inhabi tent« of the deecrt bad collected near and were listening to the music Nothing unu sual happened until the band struck up * tune which we now bear under the name of “We Won’t Go Home Till Morning.” In stantly there were the wildest demonstra tlons of joy among the Bedouins They era braced each other and shouted and lianced in the delirium of their pleasure. The rca son was that they were listening to the fs vorite and oldest tune of their people Pro feasor Eusel then state! that the tune had been taken to Europe from Africa ui the Eleventh century by the Crusaders, and bau lived separately in both countries for over 700 years. This is certainly enough to make “We Won’t Go Home Till Morning” a classic Its origin is more of a mystery than the source of the Nile,— Louisville Fust. Eighteen Rattlers a* One Shot. A Pigeon Decide* a Law Case. Mike Payton declares that he is the A novel decision was rendered by Jus boss snake killer He killed six rattle snakes a week ago in going from the tice Miller in a suit before him between Marguerite mine to the Northern Belle John B. Kirby and John Scott, each One of them measured four feet and ten claiming the ownership to a certain car inches. He says that Keystone ravine is rier pigeon, which was brought into chuck full of them. Charles Castagua court in charge of an officer Justice did a little better than that He killed Miller, in order lo settle (lie ownership eighteen not iong since with one shot.— beyond question, ordered the pigeon placed in the hands of two disinterested Sierra City Tribune persons, who took it four miles south of Au Overproud Country. the city and released it. After it had Wo are a great nation. During 100 yean started, two cliasers were sent up by our progress in the arts and sciences has been Kirby, and Scott followed suit by releas the most phenomenal of the world’s history. ing another pigeon The pigeon in con We stand upon the pinnacle to which we troversy flew straight to the residence of have been elevated and fulaomely congratu late ourselves In days of Rome's triumphal Scott, and, according to the decision of marches a slave sat in the chariot of the con Justice Miller, is now Scott's property.— queror and whispered to him that he was but Youngstown (O.) Cor. Cleveland Leader Hold it until he was literally lifted out of it by a more muscular man. The gentleman won it by lifting two barrels of turpentine, but after holding it several terms he w*t challeugol to contest It with an opponent, who undertook to lift three barrel* of turpentine at once. He did it, lifting one barrel with Gladstone*» Church. each hand and a third on his head, but the ef Hawarden church is as much an ob fect broke his neck, or rather crushed the ject of curiosity as any other feature ol cervical vertebra. The accident did not kill tfic place, from the fact that Gladstone him, and be wa* elected to congress and has so often read the service there. It. served many terms, using an artificial sup too, overlooks the river Doe. [f ia pf port for bl* bead. Of course the spinal cord rather ancient construction, and like the *4* tpt injured, or h* would have been par castle has been greatly altered and added alysed.—Ban Franciaco Alt*. worthy of Sullivan. It caught th* assailc jarty on the U06e and the blood flowed a >nce. A* 1 reached the group I beard the youn xigilist say: “I don’t allow any man to ca <uc a durned fool.”—Pittsburg Dispatch to. Pictures of Mr. Gladstone reading the Corrected. service in this church have been often Promptness In acknowledging an error is a drawn. His manner while so doing is characteristic. Holding himself erect he commendable trait, as it Is also one that is non« gives forth his lines in a clear and pene too common. But a correspondent of The Bon Transcript cite* an example which is trating voice, every word being easily y to strike every one a* rather queer. heard and grasped. With his right hand mortal. We need something of this kind. In a grave yard in Norfolk, Va, there is a he follows the lines down the Bible as he handsome marble monument “Sacred to the We need taking down a peg We are too The Tiger's Choice. puffed, too brutally boastful —San Antonio reads them, while with his left he memory of Mrs. Margaret, etc., wife of, etc., The Java Bode record* a singular ad Expr jss. who died, etc.,” and below the inscription is venture which recently befell a govern clutches the high candlestick beside him this Addendum: for support ment surveyor in the wilds of Sumatra A young man well Known ui society clr “Erratum—For Margaret, read Martha.” cles, who has a billiard room in the house, After a hard day'* work on a mountain She Shot a Crane at Forty-seven Tanis. was one evening teaching a young lady in side he passed the night in the open air Whooping Cosgh. Miss Mattie Chan, who lives near whom be was soiuewbat interested to play in a hut hastily rim up by his coolies Jenner called attention to the fact that The small boy of the family went up to view As he was falling asleep after long Lynesville, in this county, killed a crane children vaccinated but for a short time ap one day last week that measured six feet the game, but was evidently not greatly watching, the sight of two fiery eye* four and a half inches from tip to tip ol peared to resist the taking of whooping pleased with its progress, and soon came cough, and that a primary vaccination in a down. Some one of the family asked hin. glaring in at the entrance of the hut al its wings, and was five feet seven inches person suffering from that disease not only most paralyzed him with terror. An how the game was going on, and be said high It had a fish in its mouth when diminished the intensity, but also shortened enormous royal tiger soon glided in "The game is not going ou at alL Uncle---- shot, and Miss G. showed her skill in its course materially. A physician acting is not playing at all, he is just standing tber- smelled him all over, and then set t< handling a gun when it is known that upon this ides recently applied vaccination bolding Mua ---- 's hand. That's all he's work devouring the remains of hi* even the crane was forty-seven yards from in two cases of whooping cough, and by that doing, and 1 don't think there’s any fuu in iug meal to the last morsel. Afterward her when she shot—Crawfordville Dem treatinert the disease in both instances was that sort of a garnet"— Indianapolis Journal . bis terrible tuert dieaproer*^ I ocraL I 'tired in a very short time.—-Bostnc Herald * F idelity L odge N o . 1, or O regon . itt Writer, and au hor ot "The Beautiful ■>ry,” •rca and Land,’’ "The World'- Meets the first and third Tuesday even under*. Etc. ing* of eah ni nth in 1. O. O. F. hall. It is a matchles- work of art . Over 1.- Meiulters in good «landing respectfully n niagniliggnt «ptfited engravin -, tlestgn- invited. T. W. L ynch . and execuied'lw the l*sl artist-^ntl ct, ’,Vw. P atterson , 8« ’y. Councellur, avers oil two Continents, em'cllisfa its ages and add excitenieni to wonder. In . 1 litiott to this incomparable ea'.ure is ><up- A CALL FOR »IDS KOll 1 WINDS -tuenied many grand and oeaud ul fi ll - Foil VATi.R WOHKii. COLOHKI* KLEOCRAPH FLAT«. TllCnint . Iliant color« u-ed in the pictures produce i almost dazzling e..ect, making them [>er- ¡rem« of art, uno executed a: a cost of .X)<W. AGENTS WANTED. Everywhere to sell till- most remarkable bo' k; Old experienced agent« gra-p it at sight, for tl.ev realize there i» big m ney in In reality it ia a marvel of I>ooktusking T. L" you want to make some m ney, •re is a golden opportunity f r y< u. An ency for this work is worth From to tjtf»3 Per Day It is acknowledged by all publisher.« and ■ ents t>. lie thè hands, mesi, fa-test selling .and cheapest book ever published, bend mmediatelv for illustrated drtplar* and terms free, or the • pp. rtnnity will i e lost. To save time and to «et-uré it instantly, -end $1.00 for a complete canvas-ing < L tit and name choice o territory. Ext sfott erà «cm and c..< Iu- >e << ri ti ry ■iiaranteetj. rkjng ggent« are coining money and you can do «he -{ mu «. Neither experience nor capita! i« reqiiiMd to eti .a.-e in tltis ei».erpri«e. a- the -ook Aiil «eli it-elf il properly pr>--enied. end we give our Ageqtx 3b titty's time in which .<> deliver and collect bstore p»yl.q;: n- Addres« The History t c. 7M Murkvt 8t.( Bau Frwttco, Cai. OTICE IB HEREBY GIVEN THAT pursuant to Mo tion 4 of Ordinance No. 67. passed In,- the Coinniun Council of the City of A'hland, in the state of Oregon, on the 21st day of August, 1HM), entitled, ‘‘An Ordinance to provide for the construction of a system of Water Works and to issue the Bonds of the City of Asbtand to the amount in the aacregate of fifty th >u-*nd dollar- for that purpose,’’ I, f». R. Mill», Maj or < f .«aid cfcy, will receive propoafibi or bids in writing, sealed, trom anv and alt persons wishing to purchase «aid 'Bond«, o? any txiriion of them at any time l>etween the date of this notice and the first Monday in Octolter next after the date hereof. All bids or proposals mode mu«t Specify <?i tijictly tb,c highest once «fee' jwrir, of I srtic«, pfopo-lq-- to pirrchg-e saM lift'iij will pay in '-a h on delivery of th> Bonds lq hint ot them; and al* what amount in t|te a.-;’ egate of -u “« Bonds the person, or p«T- s. r.«. projKt lug to purriia-e will take at ti e price «mere I »r ‘ tin or them. N D(p>d at 1 lilgud, Orezon. Aug. 22, lv^' ft. K. Mll.lV ' Jis.'« <> Hie City pf A «bland. Oj. J I- H« ", i,| !, «>■ >h‘>-t-Horn Ht<«-k, • 11.m <j other et<K k. iu- bl 1C. WÍÜ .st* qtv.< ut Ge«.. M, R..|« rta’ place, at ujqier ■ end ui Granite rtrect.