A CLAIM TO HUMAN GRATITUDE. Charlotte C<>rday, the s.ul-faced, | tender-hearted pear-ant girl of Nur-, mandy made great history by one dee-1 perate act! Hiukened by the saturnalia of the French revolution, and moved to des­ peration as Robbespierre and Marat were leading the flower of France to tlie guillotine, she determined that she ' would pul an end to Moral’s bbxjdy j reign. Marat had demanded two hundred thousand victim*! for the guillotine! He proponed to kill off the enemies of trie Revolution to make it per­ petual I * * AMONG m » b »- THE DUTCH BOERS. Very Ouorr Costume«— Medlelna and d many of them can] will, chase. Mr. M. N. Bryan, of Madison tating literary circles to the very centre, but af­ the practical masses far less than the mo­ with little difficulty, recall the awe in County. Fla., told, with much interest fects mentous question, how to regain or preserve to his listeners, stories of the bunting health, that essential of bodily and mental ac­ which the magicians of the olden time tivity, business success and the "pursuit of hap­ of the wild-cat. He said: piness." We can throw far more light on this were held by their fellow mortals. This “The Florida wild-cat, when fully latter subject than the most profound Shakes­ awe and veneration has a parallel in grown, weighs about fifty pounds, is pearian can on the question r rst propounded, if the system is depleted, the nerves shaky; if modern life in the general respect and as large as a good-sized fox-hound, indigestion or eonsapat' -n bothers oue at times, consideration with which the county and when in full chase of a pack of or constantly; if the skin b yellow, aud tile tongue furred as in biliousness; if there are surveyor is treated on the occasion of a hounds is an object to startle and be­ premonitory twinges of oncoming rheumatism or neuralgia: if the kidneys are Inactive—use professional visit to one of the hemlats wilder a Northern hunter. With fur H.wtetter's Stomach Bitters, the finest récupér­ ant of an age prolific in beneficial and success­ thrown back, claws extended, leaping in his territory. ful remedies. Remember, if malaria threatens with great springs through forest or or afflicts, that it neutralizes the poison and Enoch Jinuon and Solon McGill got fortifies the system. swamps, the ordinary sportsman, at into a wrangle over a new line fence the first sight of the animal, turns pale Fannie L. Davenport-Price, the actress, has that must be built, each wanting to and wants to leave instanter. The cat been granted a divorce from her husband, Edwin shove it over toward his neighbor a will attack sheep. Iambs, young hogs H. Price.________________________ little. Although the land in dispute and poultry, but the human family, White Elephant of Siam, Lion of Eng­ amounted to but little, they could reach except young and unprotected chil­ land, Dragon of China, Cross of Switzer­ no settlement of the difficulty without land, Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt, dren, need have no fear of him. I Double Eagle of Russia, Star of Chili, Irie the lines being “run.” So the county know of no sport so exciting and de­ Circle of Japan. Harp of Erin. surveyor is called in, and it is then that To get theae buy a box of the genuine manding eflfort so hard and long- his importance is manifested and his, D r . C. M c L anes C elebrated L iver continued as a ‘oat drive.’ The hunt­ P ills , price 25 cents, and mail us the out­ vanity gets a wholesale tickling. ing party having been agreed upon, side wrapper with your address, plainly Augustus Bings is not a man you they meet an hour and a half before written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will would pick out in a crowd as being one daylight, mounted on their best horses then mail you the above list with an ele­ to whom the world at large would look and attended by hounds, often to the gant package of oieographic and chro­ matic cards. up with any remarkable degree of ven­ number of forty. Tlie wild cat is gen­ F leming B ros ., P ittsburg , P a . —The ancients believed that the eration; nor does he seem to expect it, erally found foraging at this hour and, as he walks among his fellow men in being surprised, runs quickly to the Foreign scientists have discovered minute earth was square, but that was proba­ diamonds in meteorites found in Siberia. bly because they had never beon round the populous county scat. But when cover of the nearest swamp, or climbs much.— Lowell Citizen. WOMEN’S MODESTY. he reaches the little town of Punkin- a tree. If he seeks a tree, he is not Many women are prevented by feelings of —Farmer (sneeringly)—“After you ville his dignity and importance have shot, but the tree is cut down or he is delicacy from consulting a physician in those grown to enormous proportions. Pos­ otherwise dislodged. The hounds are disorders arising from functional derangement get through digging what are you going her peculiarly delicate organism, and the to do?” Amateur Gardener—“Put a sibly it is the ozone of the country air held in leash until he gets a good of most serious results are often caused by this neglect. To such persons I)r. Pierce’s Favorite porous plaster on my back.— Life. that has so remarkable an effect. start, when the leader blows his horn Prescription is an especial boon, as it offers a On this trip he is accompanied by a and the pursuit is resumed. If the cat sure and safe cure for all those distressing At the International Exhibition st Brussels, to which women are peculiarly the Westinghouse uir br-:e received the highest youth who carries the chain and holds enters a swamp, the hounds follow disorders subject. While it MVM a modflft girl or woman prize. the rod with intention of ultimately him there and ultimately drive him from the embarrassment of a personal consulta­ with a physician. “Favorite Prescription” Jack aud Jill each took a pill, learning the mysteries of the profes­ out and the hunting party, guided by tion is the only medicine for women’s peculiar weak­ Old-fashioned kind—full mown: nesses and ailments, sold by druggists, under a sion, and at last shining forth himself. the noise of the dogs, is ready to take Jack's went down—but with a frown— positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that Jill died from)"cause unknown.” This youth is the cynosure of all eyes, up the chase near the point where the it will give satisfaction in every cast*, or money Smiles will supercede many frown«, and many will be refunded. See guarantee on bottle as far as the juvenile portion of the game emerges. And so we go! Over discomforts will be unknown, when Dr. Pierce's wrapper. Pleasant Purgative Pellets entirely supersede, as village Is concerned, and is envied as the hills, through the farms, jumping they bid fair to do, the large and less efficient The sales of diamonds in New York are esti­ pill of our forefathers. Every day they gain new being the happy possessor of enormous fences, leaping ditches! No English mated to foot up $50,000,000 a year. laurels! Most popular when most ills abound! brain qualifications, thus <4> enable him fox hunt can compare with the Florida USING THEM FOR EVERYTHING. to act In the important capacity in ‘cat drive,’ and few are the farmers Michael Pavltt’s woolen company has de Peter .Magerus. residing at 267 Johnson dared a dividend of 7 per cent. which he does. Ail the slang phrases who can resist leaving team a-field and which he drops are eagerly snapped running to the house for saddle Avenue, Brooklyn, E D., N. Y., bays: AN HONEST POUND. During the last eighteen years I have up by his young admirers, and the when the baying of hounds and the been using over fifty A llcock ' s P lasters chestnuts that he incidentally relates blowing of horns tell that a ‘cat Do you know that STAR PLUG is the pass current as the latest and best wit drive’ is on. The hounds of every a year in my family. I have found them only first-class Chewing Tobacco that is always a most perfect external remedy. They made in 16-oz. plu • ? You save from two to for many a day. farmer hearing the din leave their have repeatedly cured me of rheumatism, ounces on every plug of Tobacco used, by It Is only the assistant that jests, kennels, and are found loudest- to which Ig^jaU^ect every winter. They four taking only STAR, and you get the best however. The surveyor himself is mouthed in the pursuing pack. At have cured wWur pains in the sides ami Tobacco made. self-contained, and scorns such frivol­ last comes the end, as all sports inust back th red times. My wife, children and mother-in-!aw tell me allcock ’ s P las ities, as being unseemly in a man so end. teks are the best remedy ever made, so (ar advanced in science as he is. His “After an all day’s chase the wild agreeable, so certain. I know they have J. H. FIHM, Asaayer and Analytical utterances are brief and sententious, cat at four o’clock in the afternoon, or cured my wife of pains in the back and a Chemist. Laboratory, 1(M First st, Portland. Or. Analyses made or all aubstances. severe cough. My mother in-law has been and confined mostly to sundry and dark at five o’clock at the latest, can go •ur-d of a most severe cold, which threat- hints as to the capacity of the indi­ little further. The snapping jaws of to turn in o pneumonia, by A llcock s P etek M aoehus . vidual who run the lines before. the hounds come closer and closer. P lasters . Deliberation and lack of hurry are He turns his glaring eyes a moment PU RC marked characteristics of our surveyor behind him and staggers on. The Cholera has brokeu out lu Khartoum. on these trips, and it being so near pack of dogs that had been In full cry SYMPTOMS OF CATARRH. Dull, heavy headache, obstruction of theuasal noon he does not undertake his work in the morning is now broken. Only passages, discharges falling from the head into until he has refreshed himself with the hardy ones have kept up with the the throat, sometimes profuse, watery, aud acrid, dinner. The smiling and gracious long chase. Horses and riders are at others, thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and putrid; the eyes are weak, watery landlord escorts his guests to their worn and jaded. The cat can run no and inflamed; there is ringing in the ears, deaf­ ness, hacking or coughing to clear the throat, seats; the cook holds the kitchen door more. He prepares to battle for his expectoration of offensive matter, together with open a crack and inserts a tousled head life. He turns on his back, raises his scabs from ulcers; the voice is clanged and has nasal twang; the breath is offensive; smell aud to steal a glance at the great man; the feet and strikes his long claws vicious­ a taste are impaired; there is a sensation of dizzi­ young lady that waits on the table ad­ ly at any hound that dare attack him. ness, with mental depression, a hacking cough and general debility. If you have all, or any justs her bangs and looks pleasant at Tlie battle Is long and bloody, and be­ considerable number of these symptoms, you are the assistant; the regular boarders fore it ends hounds are frightfully suffering from Nasal Catarrh. Tne more com­ plicated your disease has become, the greater file in and seat themselves and turn scarred and often lose an eye. Many the number and diversity of symptoms. Thousands cases annually, without manifesto their conversation to as important sub­ a time after a cat chase have I sewed ing half of of the above symptoms, result in con­ jects as possible so as not to be consid­ up the ears of my dogs. The cat drive sumption, and end in tne grave. No disease is common, more deceptive and dangerous, or ered too ostentatiously flippant is the Florida man’s favorite sport. It so less understood, or more unsuccessfully treated, by physicians. Five hundred dollars reward is Dinner over, our surveyor and his is not pursued with the purpose of ex­ offer( 0 cento. ence. They proceed to the seat of war; a cat in front of his dogs, is fined |25, the assistant spreads the three sticks and, by a rule of the Hunters’ Asso­ The telegraphers throughout France are on a for better pay. Business Is seriously so they will stand alone; the surveyor ciation, he is fined again for the same strike hampered. motions the boy who carried the box offense. You see if the cat is killed Far Bronchial and Asthmatic Com­ to come forward. He steps forth with by a bullet the hounds that have fol­ plaints, Us superior excellence proven In millions of h< mesfor and Coughs and Colds, “Brown's Bron­ chial Troches” manifest remarkable curative mote than a quarter of a century. It is used by the his precious burden with the proud lowed it are forever spoiled for the United State« Government. Endc rsed by the heads of properties. the Great Universities as the Strongest, Purest and most step of a soldier called from the ranks chase. Their proper discipline and Healthful. Dr Price s Ore&m Baki ig Powder does not T ry O krmea tor breaktest. oontain Ammonia, Idme or Alum. Sold only in cans. to receive a decoration for bravery. future usefulness require that they PRICE BAKING POWDER CO. The eyes of the publio are turned should kill the oat. On this account NKW YORK. CHICAGO. ST. LOUIS. ODD WEDDING RINGS. toward the box, eaeh eager to catch shotguns and rifles are usually left be­ A WALKING ADVERTISEMENT the first glimpse of its contents. The hind.”— St. Louis Globe-Democrat. How the Natives of the Upper Congo Country Dispose of their Savings. surveyor takes a key from his pocket, PLEASURES OF REVERIE. Lieutenant von Francois, the African stoops down and deliberately opens the Day-Dreaming and the Enjoyment That explorer, has recently described a cover. A stillness falls upon the group, Can Be Derived from It. strange custom among the Bayanzl, as he lifts from its resting plr.ee the Re.erie is a natural condition, so who live for many miles along tne Up­ transit and puts it in position on the tripod. Each move he makes locating, common to children that they are per Congo. The custom would seem leveling and all the various maneuver­ hardly able to distinguish between the to make life a good deal of a ings are watched carefully, and no mo­ reports from the external world and burden to their married women. tion escapes notice. His assistant the images presented by their imag­ Brass rods, which are the fa­ walks away from the instrument, bear­ ination. But reverie is a common ex­ vorite currency in the country, are ing the figured rod and pulling the perience of the human race in all welded« into great rings around tho wire chain. He pauses at a certain stages of development. It differs from necks of the wives. Many of these distance; holds up the rod; the sur­ abstraction in the faot that the latter rings worn by the women whose hus­ veyor places his eye to the Instrument Is the intense pursuit of a train of bands are well-to-do weigh as much as which thirty pounds, and this burden must and waves his hand to the right; the reasoning or observation, absorbs the mind to such an be carried around by the poor women moves the rod to the assistant extent that there is no attention as long as they live. right; he waves his arm again; the “Frequently,” says Lieutenant von' assistant moves again; he gazes long left for the reports of the senses. and earnestly, then stands erect aud Hence the abstracted man neither Francois, “one sees a poor woman the surveyor produces a little red book looks nor listens, and a noise or an im­ whose neck is raw and sore under the Ever; man that sm >kes a pipe m a walking in which he makes a few figures. He pulse, far greater than would suffice to heavy weight, and in places the skin advertiser of the merits of “Seal of North Caro­ stops to talk with Jimson and then awaken the same man if asleep, may is rubbed off by ths ring. This is a lina Plug Cut” Smoking Tobacco. w ith McGill. The postmaster sidles up, be sufficient to divert him from the sure sign that the ring has been re­ The “Seal” is pronounced by all emokera the cently welded around her neck, for holds one eye shut with his finger, train of thought which he pursues. Reverie is literally day-dreaming. after a time the skin becomes calloused, beet Tobacco ever sold on the Pacific Coast. squints Into the instrument with the other and sees—nothing. The cobbler, It is not reasoning. The image-mak­ and then the strange ornament pro­ WHY YOU SHOULD USE the next best politician, who is also ing faculty is set free and it runs on. duces no abrasion. But the weight is The judgment is scarcely attentive, an inconvenience. They never get deacon in the church and school com­ mitteeman, follows the postmaster with hardly conscious, and the tear may used to IL and it is a perpetual tax the same success. One or two more of come into the eye or the smile to the upon their energies. In every crowd I the more influential and important in­ lip, so that in a crowded street-car or of women may be seen a number who or COD LIVER OIL WITH habitants do the same, while the new even in an assembly attention may be are supporting the ring with their doctor, who once carried chain during attracted to the person, who is wholly hands, and thus for a time relieving HYPOPHOSPHITES. vacation to earn money to pursue his unconscious of the same. A person their weary shoulders of the heavy It is Palatable as Milk. studies, asks the surveyor “if his ver­ may imagine himself other than burden. It may be said that with every It is three times as efficacious at nier reads to the fractions of seconds,” he is, and derive great pleasure movement of their bodies the rings plain Cod Liver Oil. which so booms his reputation for from the change, and pass an hour, give them discomfort. a morning or a day unconsciously. In “ A ring is never put around a wo ­ It is far superior to all other so- learning, that old Doctor Bolus loses three patients during the next week, reverie persons frequently become man’s neck until she is believed to called Emulsions. who transfer their support to the new practical somnambulists—that Is, they have attained her full physical devel­ It is a perfect Emulsion, does not speak words which others hear that opment Once on it is no easy matter doctor “who is up to the times.” they would not have uttered on any to get it off. The natives have no such separate or change. At length the survey is made, and account, strike blows, move articles, thing as a file, and though they can .’t is wonderful as a flesh producer. the matter decided in favor of neither, for the old fence was in the right place, gesticulate and do many other thin gs. hammer a lot of brass rods into one It is the best remedy for Consump­ and the two contestants become friendly sometimes with the effect of immedi­ it is very difficult for them to cut the tion, Scrofula, Bronchitis, Wast­ once more. The surveyor and "his as­ ately recalling them to a knowledge thick mass of metal in two. Women of the situation, when they as well as ing Diseases, Chronic Cough and who increase largely in flesh after the sistant leave on the evening train, and Colds. the village settles back into its accus­ others are amused, but often without rings have been fastened on their necks Sold Ly all tomed tranquillity, but for some time being aware that they are noticed. In are in danger of strangling to death, to come, the record of an event is based extreme cases the only distinction be­ and instances of this sort have been on the number of days or weeks that it tween reverie and dreaming sleep are known to occur. “Yet these women regard the cum­ happened before or after “that there regular breathing and the suspension FOR EVERY PORPORE. of the senses which accompany the brous ornament with pride, imagine surveyor was out to Jimson’s.” latter.— Dr. Buckle//, in Century. Sold on Trial ! ■ »e,----------- that it enhances their importance and —Mamma (to daughter)—“Did h' beauty, and wear the burden with — Mrs. Arthur "Stannard, better propose?” Daughter—“No, but he dit known to the reading public as “ John light hearts. Brass is the money of the next best thing to it.” Mamma Strange Winter," lives on the banks of the country, and by putting it around “What do you mean?” Daughter—“H< the Thames and has a large garden their wives’ necks the men are pretty kissed me and sqi 3ezed my waist, ant running in a series of broad terraces certain that it won't be stolen or fool­ Mary and Tommy saw him. ”Mam Investment small, profits down to the water’s edge. Here she ishly expended. But it is an odd and large. Fiend 20c for mailing ma—“Get your things on at once, m; cruel sort ot a savings bank.” large illustrated Catalogue gives pleasant garden parties, attended darling. We can get down to Mr _ . _ -- ♦ ♦ e---------- with full particulars. Man­ ufactured by script and go it blind than trust himself Brief's before the courts dose if we by literary people. —He who is capable or mailing tae GOULDS * AUSTIN, to stick to his prepared speech, for, nine —Miss Charlotte M. Yonge, the nov­ nicest distinctions in language is in hurry. ” — Town Topics. 191 At 1«« Lsl. «t., times in ten, he’ll get away from his elist, is a devoted member of the the greatest danger of saying what he CHICACO. ILL. —Reporter (te statesman) — “Wil paper before he is half through, in which case he'll thank his stars forever that the you be a candidate for----- ” States Church of England. With the pro­ does not mean. LJAWKEi it reporter has a grammatical and reason­ man—“Excuse mo, young man, but 1 ceeds of her novel, “ The Heir of —The esteem of wise and good men L GRUB A STUMP ably coherent composition to print instead Redcliffe,” she fitted out the missionary is the greatest of all temporal encour­ MACHI’.’: of his disjointed “impromptu” speech.— have nothing to say, I am entirely it schooner, the Southern Cross, for the agements to virtue; and It is the mark the hands of my friends. ” Reporter — Dan Liuahan in Globe-Democrat. use of Bishop Selwyn. and ten thou ­ of an abandoned spirit to have no re ­ “Do you think that your health i Work« oo sand dollars from the profits of “The gard to it either STAND­ '■—Summer visitor at farm house to sufficiently robust to under---- ” State­ Daisy Chain,” ar? said to have gone to ING TIMBER or —What is the cure for gossip? BTÜMP8. Will poll old lady —“ Your son, I understand, is man—“Nothing to say, young man the building of the missionary college so ordinary Grub Simply culture. There is a good deal ■ nothing to say. My health is also it a pedagogue in Boston.” Old Lady— in New Zealand. of gossip that has no malignity in it •• I guess not, unless it happened late­ the hands of my friends.”— Bpoch. —The late E. P. Roe used to do his Good people talk about their neigh­ — “ Tommy, ” said the old gentleman ly. When he writ me last month he writing in a little' workshop at t he top bors because they have nothing else to was teachin’ school and doin’ right J sternly, “1 understand that you wen of his home. It is a long, narrow, uncar­ talk about to pass the social hour. ; hanging about the polo grounds till smart”— Washington Critic. peted room, under the slanting roof. —Anguish of mind has driven thou­ —“Ah. Clara,” said a young sur­ ' afternoon, instead of being at sohool It is well ventilated, and filled with I won ’ t have you wasting your time is sands to suicide; anguish of body, geon (after hospital hours) as he sank lazy loungesand chairs, while common upon his knees, “ would that I could that way. What on earth could yoi book shelves, a large writing desk and none. This proves that the health of see or hear by peekiag through a knot­ the mind is of far more consequence to i gain possession of your.heart!” “You a cabinet of Hudson river birds are the KHAMCH, PKAHlt* can, Mr. Sawbones.” replied Clara hole in the fenoe?” “I eould see you. only other furniture in the room. Mr. our happiness than the health of the Q1PINU/AY ai Cinn« I. HU H. Gabler. Roenls’ pa, ” responded Tommy, “ settin' on th. body, although both are deserving of Pianos: Burdett Oraras. band Instruments terses promptly, but blushingly; “ and with­ ot Sheet Masfcrad Boob. Brads supplied »■ gran' stand, an’ shoutin’ “Good boy, Roe’s hobby was collecting birds and much more attention than either of stock ■ratera Priora MATTHIAS GRAY 00.. Me Pos out giving me ether either.”— N. Y. studying their songs. Street. Bra Vrwosoc Danny I”— Tid-BiU. them receive.— Colton. Sun. The traveler (I speak ot one who is •upixeed to understand Bo r speech and habits) arrives al a farm bouse in, say, i the Orange Free state. A farm house may have one field of forage and a stone kraal; y authority and by mistaken reach the village tire following midday. it leas! In the practice of medicine Superstition and fear of contagious dis­ alone how many hundreds of millions eases are great among this [»eople. The Dutch are accomplished herbal­ Iiave been allowed to die and as many ists, doulrtless obtaining the knowledge more killed by unjustifiable bigotry of the Hottentots and Bushmen; they and by bungling! have herb brandies for colics and plants But the age is bettering. Men and for sores. They are often the prey of methods are improving. A few yeais quack doctors; the mare as genuine prac­ ago it was worth one’s professional titioners, who iiave to go long distances, life to advise or permit the use of a charge lieavily. A Dutchman is satisfied proprietary medicine. To-day there with the treatment so long as his medical are not two physicians in any town in adviser brings to the house a quart bottle this country tvho do not regularly pre­ of physic; if he present him with a small scribe some form of pr prietary vial he doubts his skill and sefids for an­ other man. The dead are buried on the remedy! H. H. Warner, famed all over the farms, and over them traveling masons world as lhe discoverer of Warner’s erect mausoleums of brick. Dutch wo­ safe cure, began hunting up the old men are enormous in size, good cooks in remedies of the Log Cabin days; af­ their style, gobble sweets and cakes all day and take little exercise. But now ter long and patit nt research he suc­ and then a Dutch wife and her daughters ceeded in securing some of lhe most may be seen kraaling the sheep at even­ valuable, amtmg family records, and ing. A ,Boer likes his wife's company, called them Warner’s Los, Cabin rem­ and will leave passengers by his wagon edies—the simple preparations of roots, stuck in the mud and half starved while leaves, balsams and herbs which he tracks off fifty miles with another were the successful standbys of our vehicle to ¡my a visit to the vrauw. grandmothers. These simple, old- Feather beds are greatly prized by this fashioned sarsaparilla, hops and people; they generally carry their beds buchu, cough and consumption and with them on journeys. The trekkingB of the Boers are re­ other remedies have struck a popular chord and are in extraordinary de­ markable. Annually the furmhouse on mand all over tlie land. They aie not the “low veld” is shut up, and the sheep the uutried and imaginary remedies of and cattle ore taken scores of miles up to the “high veld” for mountain pas­ some dabster chemist intent on mak­ ture. Beside some rushing stream the ing money, but the long-sought prin­ wagons are camped, perhaps tents are ciples of the healing art which for pitched, and domestic life goes on as generations kept our ancestors in per­ usual. Fowls cluck among the wild fect health, put forth for the good uf grasses, and the cows are milked beneath humanity by one who is known all the sliadows of mighty mountains. The over the world as a philanthropist—a general belief in tlie excellence of Boer kivsr of his fellow man,—whose name shooting is no delusion. The people are excessively fond of is a guarantee of the highest stand­ music and dancing; concertina, harmo­ ard of excellence. The preparations are of decided and nium and fiddle are their delight A known influence over disease, and as withered Hottentot dwarf will draw a in the hands of our grandmothers they strain from the sole of an old shoe strung raised up the sick, cured the lame, and with sinew, and men and maidens will vigorously dance to it for hours. For bound up the wounds of death, so in dancing there is no touching the English their new form but olden power as Afrikander, and his measures seem quite Log Cabin remedies, they are sure to original. The Boers have a bad prove the “healing of the nations.” character for pilfering. When the Gorday did the world an incalculable men and tlie women enter service in ridding France of tlie an up country ctore they are allowed to bigoted and murderous Marat, just as carry off small goods like sweet« ar rib­ thia man is doing humanity a service bons, which they unconsciously pay for by re-introducing to the world the in the Lail. The farmers are not often simpler and better methods of our rich in money, their wool crops being mortgaged sometimes to tlie stores for ancestors. two seasons ahead. “Young bloods” are impudent and wild. A i.murt curveting horse and hat with white ostrich plume —'Hie Scotchman has long been usually denote this species. When a noted for his fondness for vowels, a . Boer drinks be is an entire fool. In peculiarity in lauguage illustrated by order to keep a firm band over the young the following story: Going by a men riding transport, the elders of the draper's shop a man noticed a coat free state recently passed a bill prohibit­ ing the sale of liquor at wayside can­ and asked ; “Aw’ oo?” “Aye, aw* teens, and thereby lost a large revenue. •oo.” replied the shopkeeper. “Aw* However, there are smugglers. a' ’oo?” was the next question. “Aye, The Boers are great religious formalists; aw’ a* ’oo,” was the reply. In English and at certain limes they and their fam­ the dialogue would have referred sim­ ilies ride into lhe villages from great dis­ ply to the fact whether‘the coat was tances to celebrate the Nachtmaal (night all wool and all one wool, the answer meal or communion), their wagons loaded with prodm»—presents for the parsons. being “yes” to both questions. At this time business is brisk and the —An experienced shoemaker says streets are like a fair. Yet, where natives that blacking greatly shortens the life end land are concerned, the Boer's con­ of shoes. As blacking can’t very well stant violation of the Commandments be dispensed with, though, he advises does not need pointing out. The Boers that the shoes, or rather those parts are by no means modest, and their family which are polished, be liberally rubbed converaauous are ut times boisterously with oil. Such treatment, about once indecent. Household arrangements, save every two weeks, or thereabouts, but on rich farms, ars necessarily meager, after the blacking has first been and the traveler must be prepared to sleep •craped off. will, he says, not only on the floor in the midst of four ar five sisters and their Shrew or four brothers, make the leather more pliable, and ull grown up, while the head couple snore consequently easier on the foot, but on on elevated and ponderous feather bed materially curtail the shoemaker's bill. in a curtained corner of the room. V7hcn —A traveler from Iceland asserts sleeping at a superior Transvaal farm­ that the people of that country are so house, it is veil to examine the mattress: honest that crime is almost unkno wn. if it rests on sheepskins, throw the skms They never lock their doors, and but ouL—St. James’ Gazette. two cases of thieving are known to Th. Conwlentlon* Newspaper Man. havo taken place within many years. It is my experience that a conscientious One was an Icelander who had broken ewspaper man will do his work—inter his arm, and whose family in the winter lewing included—about right if the man were suffering for food. He stole sev­ a lio has the news to give will only let eral sheep and was Anally detected. him. Reporters don’t wilfully and ma- 'iciously misquote talkers and misstate He was at once put under medical care facts, as they are so generally credited for his injury, provisions were fur­ with doing, and I find that the best plan nished for his family, and in time he to pursue in giving material for publica­ was given work. This was his punish­ tion Is to state the facta clearly and let ment. The other case was a German Uie reporter do the dressing up.. These who always insist on being re­ who stole seventeen sheep. He was in fellows ported verbatim, and who must dictate comfortable circumstances and the theft the text of every item they furnish, in­ was malicious. His punishment was to variably make a sorry mess of it. An­ sell all his property, restore the value other thing I’ve noticed: If a man has a of his thefts and leave the country, or speech prepared for a banquet, presenta­ tion or any occasion of that character, he be executed. He left at onoe. had better give the reporter the manu­ —The outward signs of prosperity are visible in churches of all denomi­ nations. There is no lack of churches in any American city, and there are preachers for all pulpits. Contribu­ tions in silpport of the church are lib­ eral. In fact, the churches seem to be doing pretty well. In California, which is sometimes spoken of as a be­ nighted sort of a place, a church is about the third building to go up in a new town. No one would think of boom in real estate in a place that di not *qpport one or more churchea/ THE COUNTY SURVEYOR. 0?PR1CE§ CREAM SCOTT’S EMULSION «^JACOBS QU C. H. STREET & CO., SucceS8eni to the IMMIGRATION ASSOCIA- . T1ON OF CALIFORNIA. For Bruises, Burns. 415 Montgomery St., S. F., Cal. Strong Evidence. New Proof«. Crunhed. A>Uu4 Aihlui* 0» ,WU .May *• »». Mr. JOHN JONES w&s run ovsr by a saw -log; under doctor a core S weeXa two bottlea of M. Jacobs Oil cured him sound a.nd well; uo return uf pa-in. WALKER a CO.. Druggista. Family Use. niiopoiia ill. May M. im. For o number of ye&ra St. Jocoba OU has booa used in my family. I believe it is the beat remedy for burns, swellings, cuts, brulaea «nd spr&lnsera« prepared ____________JOSEPH SKAFXA. Right Away. St Nszlans*, Wk, May M, ’M. I burned my left band badly end it was cured right away by St. Jaoobe OU. P. A. 8CHEULLKB. AT D1UGOI8TS ANt> DKALZBS. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO.. Baltimore. IM. IVe arc offering the following in 20, 40, 80 or 160 acre Farms: ACRES Rosenthal Co'ony, Tehama Colon). it.tMH» Ma»«» Vista Vi.i. •• sliajla 1.300 Monte Ike lienta “ “ 1.4SO ■.ut heran MhiuglelOM n 1S.M* Andi-raun “ i.ineo M Irani o nte “ Kern «.«40 revu w und •‘ ban Luis Obispo 500 Waukena “ Tulare 11.000 l*oiutKeyu “ Marin 14.000 ----- XISO----- Other landa for general fariiiing, fruit growing or stock raising.___________ Diamond Vera-Cura FOR DYSPEPSIA. HOME FOR salary; 10. zu or more acres of land, w'Uiui with­ out a house, on the installmei t plan in one of our colcuies; we will p!ani the same to your ordek willi fruit trees or raisin grape- and will keep it in good condition until full bearing, with or without irrigation; these laud* lie nor'n or south of Sau Francisco, in tlie coast or in­ terior counties, near or distant from railroad or town and vary in prior. C. H. Sl’itEET & CO., sui'cessora to tlie Immigration Associa­ tion of California. 415 Montgomery street. Send for particulars and full descriptions. Jt DruggixU and Dea ert or »ent by mail on re­ ceipt of 25 cU. (5 boxes $1.00) in Monyb. ¿¡ qm |4 s oad on receipt qf 2-cent ¡¡tamp. THI CHARLES A. VOGELERCO.. RsRUacrs. Mt The 0LDLST MEDICINE in th* W0KLDTS Is Probably Dr. Isaao Thompson’s |J C EVERYBODY—SECURE a home on easy terms in the country, while A retaining Tour present residence, position and AJTB ALL STOMACH TROUBLES SUCH AS: Xaii-rfy f alury, au.i notwithstanding the many other pr para > ls that have been introduced into the market, til­ de of this article is constantly incn aRlng If the di ctiows are followed it will never fail. We perticu uly invite the attention of |4iysicians to its nienV John L. Tuom¿.son. Sons k Co.« TltUY. N. Y. Dr. Spinney & Bl ED If ft II ft Debility, Loss ot Vipor, Seminal > WO Losses, Weak JJein ry, Duapou- dency. Ac., due to < xcvKHefi or abuse, cun‘1, The BUYERS’ GUIDE is YOL1MO |MBPB| FUffering fr-err tbo effects ■ WIBM IMIRLFB of y«MnthInlfollte'of indis­ issued March and 8eptM cretion should avail thein«clve« of our treatment. each year. It i* an ency. A positive cure guaranteed in every case. Syphilis, Urinary and X encreal Diseiin - h all uunatural dis­ clopedia of useful infor­ charges, promptly’ and safely tured. mation for all who pur­ chase the luxuries or the M1DDLE-ACED necessities of life. We ,pf Kidneys or Bladder. Weak Back. Nervous Debility, Waiting of H vxum I btreugth, etc., cured can olothe you and furnish and you restored with to healthy vigor. all the necessary and unnecessary N, B. Persons unable to visit ua may be treated at tneir homes, by correspondence. Medictuca aad appliances to ride, walk, danoe, sleep, matructions sent by mail or express. Consuitatiux eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, ¿rue. IScndicents in stamps lot* 7 bo Young Mau'a or stay at home, and in various sizes, Friend or Guide to **dlock. styles and quantities. Just figure out what is required to do all these'things WEAK, NERVOUS FEOFLE. COMFORTABLY, and you can make a fair DR. HUB WK'S »LMTBO-BAC- estimate of the value of the BUYEBS" NETK! HUT ponijv. lr cun» Kllhl «Alisi,\K( KAI/.ÌU.UV- GUIDE, which will be sent upon KB, BIBBKY ami «*xhau»tiiur receipt of 10 cents to pay postage, chr< >a ic di Mmmn of b< >t h wxrt. O MONTGOMERY WARD 4 CO. i 111*114 Miohigan Avenue, Chicago, JU, THE VAN MONCISCAR PRIVATE DISPENSARY, ('onutiiiK 23 t<• 1 <*o roe« of WrABAKTBKBthe iateat irnuST A -roved. chi ap<‘Ht. »u-ii-ntific powerfui,du­ rable and ^' effective BE»U AL KI.EI TRICIIKLT in tho W(»KLf>. Eivctric Buspenriorie« free with Male Helu. Avoid bogus oom pan tea with manv aliases ami worth iena imiteUuna KLBCTUtC TKlSSks FOB Kt lTUMM. V.000 eurwd Send stamp for illustrated pamphh u E. J. I iu I ahum , VU7 Market HI. M. JF. Moir Frvp. I'aritlr Cuant Brauch. Noe. 133 and 134 Third Street, Portland, Oregon. Is V e only Private D¡8- prnsarviii Portland or on t e Northwest Coast* where patient« are « ucccnr , fully treated o. al) NEKV- GUK CHRONIC AND PI TVATE DISEASES in y »nng ur» old, single or Biarrieo, sucn ai* LOST MANHOOD* Nervous debility, seminal loaeeSg fai.i est cannmitfn booku in the u.arket Harris:>u and Morton, and Cleveland and Thurman. Fur term« »ad territory address F PERSON, room 77. Flood Build iu«, corner Fourth and Market street* •8 a Day. Samples worth $1.50, FREE, s not under the horses fegt. Write B hfw - m S afkty R juk H older Co..Holly.Mirli. If You Are Sick With Headache, Neuralgia, Rh. umatlsm Dyqep «io. Biliousness. Blood Humors, Kidney Disease, Constipation, Female Troubles, Fever and Ague, Sleeplessness, Partial Paralysis, or Nervou» Pros­ tration, use Paine’s Celery Compound and be cured. In each of these the cause is mental or physical overwork, anxiety, exposure or mularla, the effect of which Is to weaken the nervous sys­ tem, resulting in one of these db-eaws. Remove the cause with that great Nerve Tonic, and the result will disappear. Paine’s Celery Compound w arranted to color more goods than any othet J as . L. B owen . Springfield, Mass., writes :— “ Paine’s Celery < ompound cannot be excelled ns dyes ever made, and to give more brilliant and dural>le colon. Ask for the blumvtul, and take a Nerve Tonic. In my case n single bottle wrought a great change Mv nervousness entirely no other. disappeared, and with it the resulting affec tion A Dress Dyed ) FOR of lhe stomach, heart and liver, and the vTn.le tone of the system was wonderfu ly invigorated. I tell my friends, if sick as I have been, Paine’s A Coat Colei ed . Celery Compound Garments Renewed Will Cure You! Sold by druggists. $1 ; six for *5. Prepared only by W elia , R ichaiidson .k Co., Burlington, Vt. For the Apex Olervous, Debilitated. j IO cents . A Child can use” them ! Unequalled for all Farcy and Art Work. At druggists and Merchants, bye Book free. W« l>|r..Prnsl P s-r . Bnrflngtoa, Vfc. ARM & HAMMER BRAND four teaapoon full of Um beat Baking Powdor.acv- ing twenty times Hs coat, boaidac being much healthier, because it doM not con tain any inj irioua aubatanoac, ■ucbraalnm. torraalbc etc., of which many Bak­ ing powder* are made. I>a rymen an.l Farmer* should use only the - Arm A Hammer" brand for cleaning and keeping Milk Pan* ffWM* ral Clean. Cacnon. Bo* that •very pound package of “Arm and Hammer Brand" contain* full IS ounce* net, and th* »pound packag**JWi euners net. Boda or Baleratua aam* ra apeov A*d on *rah prakag*. To nouoekoepors and farmers.—It is impor­ tant that tho Soda or Baleratu» you use should be White and Pure sama as all similar rabstsnoea assd for food. To insure obtaining only the “Arm A Hammer” brand Soda or Salerat >s. buy it in “pound or half pound" cartoons , which bear our name and trade-mark, as Inferior goods are ssme- Mmessubstitutcd fdsthe “Arm A Hammer ' brand when bought in bulk. Partiee using Baking Powder should remem­ ber that its sole rising property consists of bi­ carbonate of soda. One teaspoonful of the - Arm 9 Hammer" brand of Soda or Saleratus mixed with sour milk equals Packed in Card Board Boxes. Always keeps Soft. \ DWIGHT'S? THE COW BRAND. ---- TO MAKE ---- DELICIOUS BISCUITS or WHOLESOME BREAD USE D wight ’ s C ow -B rand S oda - S aleratus . ABSOLUTELY PURE. ALWAYS UNIFORM AND FULL WEIGHT. Be rare that there la a picture of a One on ymr package and you win haT« the best Soda made. THE COW BRAND. \ÓWÌGHT’S/ WELL DRILLS ALERATUS en 3 <0 ‘Sc 0£ Û PO Q m co >» -Q o a CO o ¡L tr± EÖ en «