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WHY P TELEGRAPHIC. COAST CULLINGS. AGRICULTURAL. Dmtofl to the Intonate m Usman and Stockman. Amin Demid Cleveland Kinne was WHY do I have thia drowsy. life- Two hundred bakers of St. Louie drowned while bathing in the surf near laas feeling ? WHY do I have Back San Diego, Cal. ache? WHY Neuralgia and Rheu are on a strike. A Chinunmn woe found dead in bed matism? WHY does Scrofulous A fire destroyed two blocks in the A . TLe use of steel castings is becourng so ex- , tended in Eng.and as to alarm the iron-found ers. who see their prospects for work slipping away from them. | two ways , choose which ! There are two usual ways of doing what Na- ___________ ■ ture sometimes does incompletely, namely, to relieve the bowels. One is to swallow a drastic Raisin* Strawberrie«. , purgative which evacuates profusely, abruptly and with pain, tbe oih- r la to take Hostetter's A successful grower of this berry! JI sroms ____ ’c ' h Butera, the effect of which is not vio telle his plan of ac ion as follows: To 1 len “’ . but sufficiently thorough, and which does not gri)>e the intestines, if < he first is selected, grow strawberries wtll he puts laud in the person employing it nted not expect perma good order in advance (I) by planting nent b- nellt, an he cannot hope to escape the reaction which leaves the orgaus it to fome crop the year previous that ■ debilitating as bad or worse off than before. If. ou the has to be highly manured and well o her hr nd, he resorts to the Bitters, hs can upon the restoration of a regular habit of cultivated. (2) He sets in rows so a.- rely body, consequent upon a renewal of a health to cultivate them both ways, and runs ' ful tone in the intestinal canal. Besides health fully relaxing the bowels, the Bitters arous e>a • be cultivator close to the plants. (3) dormant live-, imparts a beneficial impetus to Never allows weeds to get a start and tbe action of the kidney*, and counteracts the | early twinges of rheumatism, a tendency to l»e over half an inch high. (4) He gout, and malaria iu all iu forms. ELY’S i according to kJ D irections with e«cl| B oytie TI CREAMBALM. I am surp>~ised , after using Elys Cream Balm two months to find the right nostril which was closed for # years, is open and free as the other. I feel vers tha kful.-R. H. Cressengham, fl5 18th St., Brooklyn. REWARD! ♦ 1 finn WU1 h. paid for each airi aran train ot ssB J1U U U oouus nibsuno« too nd in Wtaduto s Bria rttas. acknoa-'odfed the stori drifchttul aid only rosily baruS'M toilet article erar produood for »«enttfyias and uesarr us tbo oompiexton, rearoviua tea, oui burn. fiMUeaaudaU blomlshas and ronchnoto of the skin. L'tod aud iodmed by the dite ul rodety and tea -tone Sold b. »1 ’TU,’!d"rta st 30 recta per bótete White and F!«ih. M.naUe-.urvd by W M W 18JOB A CXI . Cbmate Por i nrl Omen« GENERAL AGENTS WANTED! US to« month eas.Iy madus lliug the Fanners' Friend, heart of the city of Brainard, Minn. at Anahtim, Cal. He had been poi a bag holder aud scales combined. Dna't miss thia, -qnd to' circulars, t. K. BA lit. Manager soned. The looses aggregate $50,000. • uget ¡Sound Mfg. Co.. Tacoma. Wash. Ter. Robert And- reon, while out driving George Wiison was hanged at AV D huggisjs and D ea L eks E^ ywj I ei ^ at Sinti Cruz, Cal., was thrown out bion, N Y , f >r strangling his wife in k portiote 1« applied teto j.nd hilled. January, 1887. T he C has *AV ogeler C o ‘B aitq *N o ‘ !*rioe 50 oeute at (truairtAU BLY BROTHERH ft Warren Street, Rudd, of Train Dispatcher W. P. Fire at Elmora, Colo., destroyed IHBIGATING PUMPS, half the bu*ineM (Oition of the town. the Sonora railroad, shot himself at TO THE ____ . STEAM ENGINES Nogales, A. T. mulches old plants with cheap hay Loss, $15,000; insurance, $6000. SiXDr. Spinney 4 Co.^u^S at Walla There is not a moment without some duty. The garrison building and does nothing to the plants until EOILEllH, Joseph Stafford, of New Yotk, bell NERVOUS LoaMw^lVmk Menior£ Deepom C omplet « P ower and hoy, shot and killed Rosie Sheridan, Walla, W. T., was burned. L jbs about after fruiting, letting them grow up THE FLYING DOVE OF PEACE. drncy. Ac., £u» to exorw.» or abuao, cured. P umping P lants . through the mulch. cook in a boarding bouse, and then $5,000. A richly fronted quivering flying Dove. , YOUNG L ow ; ri< es. prompt ileliven By following thia simple plan of A Dream of Life screen calendar. An im A drunken man who e nan e is un shot and killed himself. cretlon »hould »vail theiuKelvca ot onr treatment. Write for Circular». llAMUFACTrBKIUI AND IMPOMTBUH OF «positivecureiri»r»nte<-d la every c»»e. Kyphtll«. ported ideal head. An ini ported tested cultivation he has *no trouble, and i rinary and X enereri Dleee«.'« all unnatural di»- Wm. Moore, the colored man who known, was drowned at Seattle, W. T., BYRON JACKSON, SAN FRANCISCO. LADIES ’ CHILDREN ’ S & INFANT'S WEAR -now scene and a full set of magnificent charges, promptly and mtely cured. grows strawberries as cheaply to the while out rowing. 113 K karny H trkkt , 8 r. assaulted Mary Bingardiner at floral cards. F urteen artistic pieces. Mat »nd WABNER’S BATE PILLS your bushel as corn or potatoes. Of course Sent to anyone who w ill buy f oxi a drug Illustrated Catalogues sent free on appHratiou. MIDDLE-AGED MENJ&MR: Frank Gallagher was drowned at toon, 111., was taken from the coun y <Mre I m Certaia. of Kidney« or Bladder. Weak Back. Nervous Debflity. Wasting of BcxnU Btrengtk, etc., cured San Rafael, Cal., while in bathing. they are more profitable. Strawberry gist a box of the genuine D r C. M'L aneb jail and lynched by masked men. and restored to heah hy v gor. beds should be set three feet apart in C elebrated L iver P ills (price ‘¿> cts.) WHY do wm know this? N. B. Person h unable to visit ns may be treated and mail us the outside wrapper from the George Arnold shot and killed The body has not been recovered. the row and plowed both ways and at tfteir homes, by correspondence. ModiciiM« anct HBCAVSE tons of thons George Burton at Minatore, Neb., <n a instructions sent by mail or ex pres*. Consultation Henry A. Caulfield was run over kept in the best possible order. The box with 4 cents in stamps. Write your ■rSreHbytka ¿roe. Send 4 cents in ntampe for 'i be Youn* Man'i plainly. F leming B ros ., P itts andM of grate ful msn and quarrel over the rettlement of a debt and killed by a train at Sacramento, crop is early and furnishes mean* at a address ' Yrlend cr Guide to V. edlook. auritelOE burgh , P a . woman in all Cal parts of the of $12. season when farmers need money and Do not talk of your private, personal or m * imn 1st premiums, tj.000 tense. world have vol- J.mes B. Kennedy, fireman on a Would else have to borrow it. If there family untarily writ Marion Stewart, who had been matters. TZVhCrFGJ NKW ILLUSTRATED rice, in us.- In no other l*iaii<>, by which our Pianos ten ua io thia drinking heavy, shot and killed his railroad, die«! from injuries received at are young people in the family to pick affect MAY TO BELL j3alXSv!3 CATALOGUE OF FASH ■tend iu tuus 20 j ears, good t r 100 ; not affected them and pack them it will furnish ■ wife and his brother at their home Renton, W. T. Dear Bell • I'll write you a short letter by climate. No wood to split, break, ■*ell, abrink, IONABLE SHOES There to a * 8ta»4sBtiD la dis-1 uear ¿uisville, Ky. To say I ’ i - i wonderfully better; them pleasant occupation and it will A disastrous fire broke out in crack, ctecajr, or wear out; wo guarantee it. Ele eaae. You BT* are B1UMHT either gTOWlDg growing ’ . . . How much that means you ought to know. The Finest and most Complete Shoe Cata gant Rosewood Casco, 3 strings, double rei«stiug About 400 p< ople were precipitated - Marysville, Cal., in which the most also pay them well for the time in Who saw me just one month ago— Better or Worae. Hew to tt wit« flneet ivory keys: the runous ANTISELL. Thin, nervous, fretful, wnite as chalk. logue ever published in the Uu.ted States. It action; from a grand stand at Memphis, valuable business houses in the city vested. Cull or write ter Catelotiue, free. T. M. ANTISELL Y«VT Almost too weak to breathe or talk: will enable you to buy your footwear as intelli flANOCO / Maiiufactursis, Aid Fellows’ Hall, Mar Tenn., by the scaffolding giving way. were destroyed. Lues about $200,000 Head throbbing, as if tit for breaking. Where a pasture is overrun with A weary, ever-present aching. . [» r < v • gently and profitably as though you visited ket and Sevtnth Streets, ban Francis, o. WHY not te-day resort to that None were killed, but numbers bad San Francisco customs officials weeds turn in the sheep, and they will But now life seems a different thing; JxOrtH ro lina. our »tore and personally made your purchase. medicine which baa veritably Cared legs and arms broken. Ar T«M a Day. Smnatee worth SI.», FREE. made a seiznre of about 100 pounds keep down the young weed*. Sheep 1 feel as glad as bird on wing'. JK fl linee nor under the bornee feet. Write Bs rw- I say, and fear no contradiction. ■Ulteaa. and which will curs yea if Sent Free to *ny address. Send During a practice game at Recrea 1 oi opium on board the steamship eat elose to the ground and diligently ■te VJ..▼II vit notare On . Wo It v. Wlrte That Pierce's Favorite Prescription you will give it a chance f Is grand! Why, I'd have died without ill tion park at Pittsourg, Pa., Dunlap, of Mexico, from Victoria, b. C. for it now to search for all tlie young and tender Ma thinks there's no mistake about it. By a premature discharge of a blast herbage. It's driven all my ills away; All of Warner’a preparations are tbe Pittsburg basebjll team was etruck Pianos; Burini Just come and see! Yours ever. M ay in tbe face with a hard-hit ball and , at San Francisco, a man named Purely Vegetable. They are made Every blossom left on the young ■took at Shoot ! Earioni Pi Michael McDermott was killed by a strawberry plant will enfeeble it to a Wit is folly, unless a wise man has the keep- Has made the Pipe a popular on honor. They are time-tned. broke his jaw. Street. Han A Lincoln, Neb., firm, with a capital bank caving in on him. They ire Ne New IMacevery, Un certain extent. If the plants be ex-1 ing of It _______ ________ tried aad Werthleaai on the con ol $5,000,000, will develop coal lands A man named Haskell shot and peeled to throw out runners and institution—being composed of 738 and 740 Market SL, S.F Consumption, Wasting Diseases, trary, they have stood the test—they and establish furnaces near Alva, killed a man named Frayer, near Los thicken in the row they must under And General Debility. Doctors disagree aa to have proved their eufwiority. They Miss., and will put up an iron and Angeles, Cal. He mistook him for a no circumstances be allowed to bloe-1 the relative valu^ of Cod Liver Oil and Hypo- a quality of leaf best adapted phoephitea; the one supplying strength and stand alone in pre eminent merit, anc steel plant at Omaha, Neb. deer. i flesh, the other giving nerve power, and acti' g for smoking, and cut ready ior som and fruit as a tonic to the digesUve and entire system. YHU KNHWIT. _______ While Robert Foster . and Mr. Wm. Fulton was seriously and per The lawns that are frequently Bu* tn *4cntt's Emnlalon of Cod Liver Oil 8wartzeman were on their way home haps fatally wounded at Visalia, Cal., mowed will soon die out uulesa some | with Hypophosphites the two are combined. immediate use, it is preferable EFFECT OF COLORS. ~ UR IMMENSE STOCK OF SUMMKa BAI.BIUO- th«, effect is wonderful. Thousands who in Hitchcock county, Neb., during a by the accidental discharge of a pistol kind of fertilizer be applied. Every , and GAN UNDERWEAR, At $1 and 11.60 ]«r rult have derived no permanent benefit from other A Theory That Th«y AC m * th« R«o»a« terrific storm, they were both killed be was flourishing while intoxicated. time the lawn-mower is used a certain ! preparations have been cured by this. Sooit's to the best brands of light MlMt M Walt a« th« Haas«« night. Lateri designs in PERCALE SHIRTS. *hn>s latest ! Kniulsion is perfectly palatable and easily di There are some curious.things in re by lightning. C. B. Sylve ter had the end of his proportion of the elements of the soil! gested by those who cannot tolerate plain Cod pressed plug. style Collars and ons pair Cuffs, SI.50 each. A single trial Liver OIL ________ James McGeorge and Wm. Smith, nose bitten off by a fellow with whom are removed, as it is really cropping gard to the way in which the human Beauty without grace is a hook without bait will convert every consumer— mind is affected by colors as well as the special deputies oi the sheriff, got into he had a fight in a melodeon on Du the ground. human sight. We are all familiar with a quarrel at Prineville, Mo., and shot pont street, in Sin Francisco. No delay should occur in going to WHAT A DUNCE! what is termed color-blindness, and each other fata'ly. A bystander was Wm. W. Hammer, a young man work in the apple trees to destroy the I suffered with fever, hot head and foul breath. they will use no other. seriously wounded. the unexpected results that sometimes who has been stopping at a San Fran caterpillars, as they will quickly fes With stomach di ordered-was sick uuto death, Iodide of PotaiBM. I bore it a week -surely I was a dunce— • If your dealer does not keep it, he Joseph Tomowski, a wealthy farmer cisco hotel, committed suicide in hi» toon the trees with their webs. The I | Then attend it; but color-sound la some Gents’ Furnishing Goods, I took a few “Peileta”- they cured me at It cures R ubcmatuk , N bcbaloia , Bolte Plmplss, will get it for you, if he values your once. thing which has received much less in at Warren, Minn., was murdered in room by shooting himself in the sooner they shall be removed the Scrofula. Goat, < aterrh. Tumors, Sa't Rheum, sad What a dunce, indeed, to neglect such a 232 I ’ Kearny St., near Bush. easier the work, as the young worms Merourial usina It Partí«« tbs Blood, Beriurss tM the woods by his 18-year old nephew, head. vestigation. remedy aud suffer a week, wh«a quick relief trade. Urer a> d kidney« to hoe'thy actio««, aad make« tea 8end for Illustrated Catalmmo. could have been found in Dr. Pieroe's Pleasant Complexion Krixhi and Visar. How much, er in what way, animals, iu tbe hope that he would get someoi An old Indian named Christoro, can now be caught in the webs. The BUTBBS’ QUIDS to 4. R. CATES A CO.« Proprietors. The ordinary little hand-weeder is Purgauve Pellets. are affected by oolors, is not very well the old man’s property. while intoxicated fell across a street issued March and Sept., pl S-0 5 CURE F OH CONSUMPT! 0 N 41» KasMisr Mt_ Maa Fraudare. Joseph Greenfield, who stole fur» ear track at San Diego, Cal., and tl e the best implement to use for eradicat The heart has reasons that reason does not understood; but the subject has been each year. It is an ency understand. __________ ing weeds among thickly growing clopedia of useful infor valued at $2.500 from his father ’ s investigated enough to "know that they car pissed over his body, killing him mation for all who pur- plants, especially where the hoe may FROM THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF are influenced by them, and the future store, on Broadway street, New York, instantly. chase the luxuries or the WESCHESTER CO. NEW YORK. be detrimental. Ou heavy, hard soil was charged with theft in the court will probably bring out some surpris necessities of life. We Ed. Wales, a blacksmith, while en W hitb i LAINS, N. Y. April 10, 1886. can olothe you and furnish A you with cat dreads the fire. I plead guilty. I sin selling a “n new fangled" machine Binged ing results to the one who shall thor by bis father, and committed iu de deavoring to slop a runaway team at its use is not profitable, but on light I have received many letters in reference all the necessary and unnecessary oughly cultivate this comparatively un fault of bail for trial. IT A DAISY? San Jose, Cal, fell benea h tbe wheels, soils it permits of effective work, and to my testimonial, lately published, com appliances to ride, walk, danoe, sleep, During a sham battle that Uok which crushed his skull, killing nim at a low cost. explored field or research. Some peo eat, flsn, hunt, work, go to church, mending A llcock ’ s P orous P lasters . or stay at home, and in various sises, The persimmon tree does not de I cannot spare the time to answer them ple can select and appreciate the colon place in the celebration of the Fourth instantly. styles and quantities. Just figure out prive the soil of a large amount of of sounds; and to them the speaking of ut Kilburne, Wis., J. W. Carpenter The dtad body of a Swede named what is required to do all these things in writing, therefore would again nay. a name presents, mentally, a well- was killed and C. H. Foote seriously Oltf Mahberg, was found hatginr to a fertilizing elements, and for that rea through the press, that I have found A ll COMFORTABLY, and you oan make a fair e stimate of the value of the BU YBH8’ delined color, or combination oi oolors, injured by the premature discliarge of tree in an orange grove, at Los An son makes the best of shade trees for cock s P orous P lasters invaluable a» GUIDE,. which will be sent upon . chest protectors and shields against stock. Iu the South, eveu ou aban a cannon. different names having diflerent shades geles, Cal. Deceased was about 35 receipt of 10 oents to pay postage, gh» and cold-. Furthermore, I have doned fields, the persimmon is allowed co or combinations. The five-story building of the Read >ears old. found A li . cock s P lasters unequaled for MONTGOMERY WARD A CO. , to grow. Its growth is slow, however, chest. 111-114 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, IU. The same name should, of course, al ing Hardware CompaBy, of Reading, Fire broke out in the basement of but its fruit is highly Valued by some. i pains in side, back and N elson H. B aker . ways present the same oolor, or combi Pa., was destroyed by fire. The loss the building occupied by the Oaklaud White clover is the best pasture The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill nation, when spoken, although, to dif aggregated $350,000, well insured. TYtbuaz, at Oakland, Cal., and dam —" W’h.tl m ulti the Tower of l’i ferent people, possessing the faculty, a Seven hundred employes are thrown aged property to the Amount of $15, grass that can be grown for elite). , another. lenn?” “Bec.iti-c of the famine ii. As white clover is a short gras-, it i- out of work. given name or sound does not present 000 or $20,000. Fully in»ured. If you have catarrh, use the surent retiedy— he land,” said a small boy who got more desirable than red clover for Dr. Sage s. __________ __________ Patrick Qoffee, a worthless drunkard, ' the same characteristics. To prove the The Weld county fair buildings art grazing, as sheep detest long grass, the tower confu»ed with Joseph's breth shot Miss Agnes Smith in Jersey City, first of these two facts, a list of names Money cannot make brains, but brains can Greeley, Colo , burned, and Wm. Mc ren.— The Teacher. was prepared, ahd the shade or color and then turned the pistol on himself. Cleland’s $5 000 stallion Rembrandt preferring to crop close to the ground make money._____________ _____ —A Chicago man who had grown Ou a mixture «f grasses iu a pasture, Both will die . Coffee, who has a wife Nudden Chanir« ef the Weather given by a lady who has this power, burned to death. The Johnson flour cattle aud sheep may be grazed to often ca ue Pulmonary. Bronchial, and Asth rich selling hams built a country seat marked against each one of the list. and grown-up children, was infatuated ing mill abo burned. The loss on the troubles. “Brown't Bronchial Troches” gether, as the grasses that may be matic will alia) irritation which induce« coughing, but had some difficulty in finding a I guarantee the New-Fungled A<lvk»tf> M«-| arat«r to be the best rraln savi tast- Afier several weeks the names were with Miss Smith. mill was $25,$00. objectionable lo the pa tile will bt ap giving immediate relief. Bold only in bozee. name to suit A friend suggested that eat Thresher and met durable Separator ever made llul, r« a«< Mbcr, it 1. rot a« « A big timber raft will be launched agnin read to her, and the colors desig- mental machine, as the Old Fesy. tnuçhinei ere. You are wdl aware of tlie lime 1 Ole Olsen, a sailor on the scow propriated by the a >eep. lie call it the-All-hanilira. Ïou have to pay for) in e- perimeuting with Old F»gy machine!. The Wew F a«i «$ by h«r •Htrhed. This course was at Joggina, Nova Scotia, during the schooner Theresa, was. drowned off Ot all thieves fools are the wont; they rob If fruits of any kind are to be set you of time and patience. i<Z -ouated —“How soft the moonlight sleeps ti]>- ’breaker lead« the way. The growling and kicking of the Did h ogs agents is oicy The raft contains the Vallejo street whaft, at San Fran pursued several times during a year or present» month. b* the amount of grain kicked out Tn the straw by tl>e O d F«a> mat hi' ea. Of course .. yoa irae. If Old Fogies will pr.ee; butlliatrmaobi'iassr« but tl.rir inscbi'iM are more, the lady not being allowed to see 22,000 logs, is valued at $30,000, and cisco. He fell ovei board from the out, see that the supply be pu'Chased, ff. H. F1M1A. Aaaayer and Analytical on the bank!” exc aimed the poetic wish a cheap machine. -------------------------- - supply you at your own ---------- at any price. the AMV ADV a MCK. M K. ■ice. You cannot afford to buy a thresher without examining th« the results at that time, During these will take six days, at $100 a day, to vessel and could not be rescued in And the ground picked out and pre Chemist. Laboratory, 106 First st., Portland. burglar, toying with his drill. “I wish dear not be talked Iked into 'nto buying a machine because it is cheap and 014 Old t'og> Fogy inh. l«h. Ask the «»14 Old pared, the stakes set, so that when the Or. Analyses made of all substances. Kates the same might be »aid of the watch Do Fogy age» tn if they will act beside tbe new-fUnglt-d mi hine aud let you see which is the several experiments the only variations reach New York. time. for assaying gold and silver ores $1.50. Pack experim.iital machine, and sold oh its nser.tb. 1 have newer yet had to <al) on any court to time shall come for transplanting man,” replied his companion. in the answers given were * such as Annie Ahrend was ar.ested at New help decide the merits of thé new -flaugled machine. Please exai. lue the court record» in ref- A railroad engine ran over a China there need be no delay. Willi many ages sent by mail or express promptly attended —Swell—“I'm going to resign from eren e to the Old Fegie’M plan. Many yean ago a man built a new-fangled machine, would be natural where there was some ark, N. J., for attempting to poison man at Sacramento, Cal., and instantly spring is considered the best time for to, and returns made__________ called a eteam engine. Old Fogle« then, as now, stood back and said they would ruin the my club.” Friend—“I thought you cwuiitry . Do you not want to be ruined In the aanae way t Remember, the new- uncertainty in regard to terms; for ex her father, brother and sister. She killed him. Tbe pilot aud a portion setting out fruit, and if this plan V« T ry G ermea for breakfast. liked it so much.” Swell—“Used to fa»Kled machiue is past all experimenting, while Old Fogy's machines are being ex ample. the answer to a given name at confessed that she bought the deadly of the running gear of the engine intended, so far as possible, the work Sae Antisoli Plano advertisement. perimented with all the time, and at your expense. Do not fool with inem aay longer, white be all right but society is getting too your one time might be “bluish,” and al drug and administered it to the family were splattered with large pieces of should be done early, so that the grain is going to waste. Hemember the new-fangled machine is sold on its merits entirely. Ile- anothor “lead-color;” so, what wav out of curiosity to see how it would the dead man’s brains. —Beggar—‘•Will you please give mixed. Why, I met- iny pawnbroker member. your whole dependence is upon your crop proceeds, and if you allow Old F«gy ms- trees or plants will be able to make a there the other night!”— Harper's Mag chines to waste your sraia, you are Just that much out iff pocked To prévaut this, sea called “straw-color” might be after act Ed. Brouse, who had been over good start to grow before hot, dry me a dime, sir? I’m deaf and dumb.” azine. that tbe party that does your threshing procu'-esa new-Dtagied ADVANCE Thresher, ward called “buff.” The approach to M. B. Wilson, of Marquette, Mich., hauling machinery in a sawmill at weather shall set in. Gentleman—“Deaf and dumb?” Beg as the/ are constructed so as to save your grain, and have a belter record than any old-fogy —A woman had her picture, with machine. Write for further rwrticulars. I am prepared to prove all iny statements—1. «.. T m similarity in the shade shows that the one of the bosses on the new govern Visalia, Cal., set the engine going to Many people suppose that artificial gar—“I mean I’m blind. It’s me twin maehiae will do more and better work tlisn c.nr other. same mental picture was present, and ment building, was rhot and fatally- try its speed, when the great drive iticub.ition is a modern invention. brother who is deaf and dumb, sir. We others, in a daily paper under the head ADVANCE I he.etey challenge any old fogy tgeot to name ANY ease where the ADVANCE machine han fhiled to do aa repreoented since its introduction injured by a Polish workman whom wheel burst, and a fragment struck ing “Labor’s Female Cohorts;” and, only languago was at fault Such is not the case. The Copts of look so much alike that I get mixed thi« Coast. Nihow up or shut up. in remarking hysterically that she had on Hemember With one or two exceptions thee* he discharged. The man then shot Brouse in the head, fracturing his Egypt have been engaged in artificial up myself sometimes. "—Troy Press. that old fogy agents saying tue contrary does not make it so. It will pay you to I ean prove all 1 eay. were the only changes noted in the sev himself in the mouth, inflicting a skull. —Vagrant—“Beg parding, mum, never been a cohort in her life, took to investigate. egg batching for centuries. There are I also sell the weUknom DI Nt. EE WOODHUM Y POWEM. A number of manu . eral trials, and the extent to which the fatal wound. facturers make them on a royalty but 1 do not know of any imitation«, bntktii always in Charles Barks, a 13 year-old boy, 700 establishments for that industry but could ye have the kindness to lend her bed and didn’t rise for three weeks clined to look out for those that talk of .uiiiations. 1 also deal in Laundry and Marine — Judge. Theodora Caatora, a farmer, was at was sitting on a doorstep at San Fran within a short distance of Cairo, -and me a box of sardines to open with my experiments were carried warrants Machinery, Farm. Churcb and School Bells. General Machinery, Swift Oilers. Ornte Safety the belief that there was a well defined tacked ou his way home from Kings cisco, when a boy named Hoppe or the production of chickens from the can opener?” Mrs. Oatcake—“Sorry Valves, Miller Pump«, Hancock inspirators, Park & Kennedy lnjeston. Acme and Alligater —Large num lie b of colored people Wrenches, Blacksmith Drills, Self-Heating Bath Tubs, tlie Weslligbotue Engine«. JSee the idea of the oolor of words.— Popular ton, Mich., by three brothers named dered him to throw up his hands. ovens reaches 12,000,000 annually. I can’t, poor fellow; but here’s a dipper trices: lO-horae on wheels, $IM0; Traction, S1(T5; 15 horse Traction, $1100. Special discount Cor Droat. who demanded his money. He Upon his refusal to do so Happe pulled The season for incubating lasts of water and a traetk. I kinder hate to re said to be . migrating to California cash. General Agent for Colburn's Dynamos and Lamps for Electric Lighting—* to Bcienae Monthly. 4OU lights. shot one dead, fatally wounded an the trigger. The ball entered the right through three months in the early send the poor away empty-handed.” from the Southern States. Recently one party of twe ty-four men nd —There are girls who never hear a other, and thinks he hit the third, who temple, and barks fell to the silewalk summer. The country p ople take THE RAWSON LIGHT RUNNING REAPERS AND MOWERS. South American Mosquitoes. women arrived in San Francisco en big church bell in the next block, and escaped. dead. fresh eggs lo the owners of the ovens Peter Broneck was hanged at St. yet they are able to detect the tinkling and give two for each newly hatched Some ludicrous stories are told about route to join a colony in the southern Ernest M. Keller, aged 24, w;.s chick. of the tiny bells on an ice-cream cart Joseph, Mo., for the murder of his adventures with the mosquitoes. I have part of the Stite. A otlier party ol wife two years ago. The prisoner has drowned while bathing in the su f tour squares away.—M ft Picayune. been solemnly assured that often when 110 laborers has gone to Frisno to work Your village cannot do without one. You must have one for your mills. You cannot afford to Sheep are close feeders and can get oe without a small one in your house. For particulars, adcress borne up bravely, and denied any in nt Mantecito, Cal. No one was with they have attacked a boat and driven in the raisin vineyard , end 150 njor. a bite earlier than any other domestic tent to commit the crime. He claimed him except two email children, It is TP to fol'otV; Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot of Morrison 8treat, Portland, Oregon. 8IGHT ANO MOTION. its captain and crew below they have that he was dsunk when he did it, supposed he got into a hole and was animal. But ewes suckling lamb will broken the windows of the cabin by need grain early to keep them in flesh, Tw« Exampl«« o< th« Illaalons *• Which though at the time he declared he unable to swim. He leaves a widow wi Oar Sea««« Ar« NuMcer. while the succulent grass stimulates plunging in swarms against them, and aud a young child. killed her because she was untrue. milk production. Later iu the season have attempted to burst in the doors. The Muses are subject to illusions in While a train was moving up hill An engine and car on tbe car liiie the lamb demands more milk ju»t as Although this may be something of an proportion to the remoteness of the in- from Butte, Mont., the cars became formation that they give from the im uncoupled from the engine and dashed to the Cliff house were derailed at the failing pasture makes less. Il is exaggeration, it is nevertheless true mediate nocessiiies of the organism. down the grade, jumping the track San Francisco, Cal. Tbe engine wa» then that an arm lull of cut clover in that frequently horses and cettle, after thrown on its side, but the engineer bloom to each eight or ten sheep the most frightful sufferings, have died Touch, the moat immediate and least aud killing two boys, named respec jumped out, receiving but a few inferential of the seuses, is least sub lively Green and Burns, of Center scratches. The passenger coach wa» mrkes a valuable addition to the pas from mosquito bites on board the ves ject to illusions: while sight is so ven- ville, and injuring two brakemen canted on its side up agains*. a i-and ture feed. It may be varied with oc sels. Not long ago a herd of valuable casional cullings of green oat-*, which cattle were being taken from the much so, that the blind often say they whose nimee are not known. bank. The seats were overturned and have an advantage over the seeing in Lawrence Bussell, of Springfield, all of the windows broken. The occu just Lef re they head out are very United States to a ranch upon the Mag dalena river, and became so desperate being froe from visual illusions. Thr Mo., has been placed under arrest for pants were badly shaken up and some rich aud succulent feed. In olden times sowing land with under the attacks of the mosquitoes that ill usions iff bodily motion are mucli inclosing his 10-year-old son in a box oi them cut by broken glass and nearer to those of touch than to those four feet hign and making nim stand bruised. There were none seriously »alt was a symbol of its desolation. they brpke from their stalls and all In large enough quantities it will were drowned. Passengers intending of eight, and yst they can under cer five hours in that position. Also foi injured, however. destroy every trace of vegetation. to make the voyage usually provide tain conditions be induced through lying tbe boy to a plank and smearing Even those plants which, like aspara visual impressions. Of this the writer molasses over his face to attract flic The Pittsburgh (P.i.) . igh school is gus, are natural lovers of salt, ean thenfeelves with protection in the shape of mosquito bars, head nets and thick has recently had two intere»tinx exam to torture the child. Neighbors intei- a pionejr in the ma'ter of physical have too milch of a dose, but after a ples. He was standi lg upon the floor fered and caused the arrest of the un culture for woni.m. S veral times a time heavily salted land recovers its gloves, and when on deck are com pelled to tie their sleeves around their of a railroad depot, the boards of which natural father. ueek the girls <f that institution ar<- A storm at Boston, Mass.,' over pul through a course of Indian clubs, fertility, and may even be the better wrists and their pantaloons around were laid with a considerable open for this treatment. We have heard of space between them; and the shadow turned the sloop Millie, in the cabin dumb-bells and other appliances for firmer» who, by mistake, applied too their ankles__ American Magazine. ■ " » ... of which weie John Gamou, Mrs of an electric light w:is moving up and gymnastics. So far the boys have been much salt to wheal; but they seeded —The latest medical theory pre down by the swinging of the light in Catherine T. Tripp, aged 105, and hei excl tided. the following spring, and for several scribes only two meals a day—one at the wind. Looking at the floor, it little niece Katie T. Tripp. Gamor-, As a residt of this, other institutions years thereafter the field that bad the beginning and one at the end of the seem si aa though the shadow were sta- when taken from the water was alive. have taken this idea ii|x been over-salted ptoduced enormous day. If people adopt this plan and Tbe body of Mr». Tripp was found The Washington (Pa.) school has re crops of hay. The tendency of salt tiouaiy, and the floor-boards moving. Fro n tiiia it followed that the person near the yacht. The body of her lil- cently received a d<-n .tiou of a o n is to make the soil moi-t aud cool. It’ carefully avoid working between meals on it was moving, too, and the writer tie niece is supposed to be still in thi píete ou fit for a gvtnuasium for girls is, ther fore, txc. llent for crops that life would be much easier. It is work ing so much between meals that makes distinctly felt the swinging sensation; cabiu of the overturned boat. front a wealthy resident of that place. require these . onditious. life so hard.— Norwich Bulletin. in fact, his attention was called to the The costume is the regular gymnas phenomena by this feeling of motion. —Old man (calling down the stain —Washington Territory now claim* The other observation was as follows: to daughter)—“Clara!” Daughter— tic dress. It resembles a bathing suit, OF GENERAL INTEREST. and consists of what is calicd the to have over 200,000 inhabitants. while riding in the cars and looking out —A British shipmaster at New Or of the window, the trees and all are “Yes, papa.” Ohl Man—“Ask that “Flower" witis'. short skirt and bloom seen to move iu the opposite direction. young man in the parlor which he pre ers. The more variety in color and leans reports that while off the court If. now, one looks in a mirror so situ fers for breakfast, milk rolls or Vienn:. material, the .prettier the effect when of Patagonia butterflies were blown ated that it reflects the passing land bread.”—A’. K. Sun. donned by a lot of pretty girls. Ten aboard his vessel at a distance of 150 scape. which, however must not be visi —“Did you ever hear me sing mi nis shoes are u orn. The object is to miles from the land. Skirç& Scalp ble except in the mirror, one has the new solo, Emily, ‘Under the Silent Secure freedom < f motion and unim —A Mount Vernon, N. Y., man who illusion of moving in the opposite to Stars?”’ "No. I never have. Is it peded circulation. F( estof ( ed has made the trial. asserts that any the real direction of trotion. owing to b' / The appliauees are ladders and man of ordinary intelligence can mas “Pathetically so.” the reversal of the image in the glass. sentimental?” We have over four hundred of these celebrated machines in operation fn Oregon and Washington, al) of which are giving rings, parallel bars, dumb-bells, In “ Please sing it I have the neuralgia the highest satisfaction. We are prepared to furnish vou statements from the leading farmers and threnhermen to prove prove this In both these cases an immediate .ermen to this ter Volapnk so as to write and speak it claim. There are twice m many “Agitator»” sold each seas- n, thr mghout the United States, an any other style or make of bodily sensation is indneed by a mors so bad that any thing will be welcome dian clubs, wan Is, etc In some oi correctly in a month's time. This is no experimental machine that must be sold eh'<ap ch<ap in order to introduce it, hut is s korwl.dg^d to" he^THE thresher. a kor w)<dg~d to be THE the classes boxing and fencing is er less unconscious inference through as a relief’— Lincoln Journal. BEST, and conseqneri.lv -------------------- , : , upon its merits, the che. ' --»t. peat. In buying buviDg on “ "AGITATOR" AGITATOR” thresher you ar-> nr-> making no experiment —White paupers are buried at At visual sensations.— Sdcnco. othing is known to pciencb at end —Doctor—“Did you say to your hus added to the list. The i there is run lanta, Ga.. by colored undertakers be and running no ri-k. We guarjintee^i^rri^ guarantee it in every wav superior to erery other threnhfr thresher built^ huitt. Von ”------ >-at>r 2 : r>t t afford to laiv _ a thr< "... sher all comparable to the C uticcra R emedies without first exam’ninr our». DO NOT BE TALKED INTO BUYING A MACHINE BECAUSE IT ’S CHE IP OR*' NEW band, Mrs. Hendricks, that, if agreea ning, jnni| ing, wre-tling, etc. The cause the white undertakers will not in their marvellous properties of cleansing, —A High Office.—“What does your ble to him, I would send bill for ser class movements are timed by music. purifying and beautifying die skin and fn FANGLED. Remember, we guarantee the J. I. Case “Agitator” the heat and fastest thresher made, and are ready to prose it Is torturing, disfiguring, itching, scaly and is ft It not not father do?” asked the teacher of the vice rendered during his recent severe There is nothing prettier in the inter the bodies for less than $10, while curing pimply diseases of the skin, scalp sad mood, much safer and cheaper for yon to buy a thresher known to be reliable in every respect than to experiment wiih a new-fsnizled new boy. “He’s a contractor,” was illness?” Mrs. Hendricks—“Yes. doc world than a bevy of pretty girls the colored ones charge only $2.50. with lose of hair. machine for the benefit o’ seme Easte n factory who want their machine experiment! d with at your expense, while your grain C iticcra , the great S kin C ure , and C uti - is in danger of being ruined, and you are at heavy expense for operating? —A citizen of Eustis. Fla., is said to th« reply. “A railroad contractor?” tor; and he thought you had better swinging on cross-bars, shinning up cctca -OAF an exquisite Skin Besntifier, pre Remember, your whole dependence is upon your crop proceeds and if you endanger it by experimenting with new-faiicr1**d “ No ma'am, a sausage contractor. He wait until he gets a little stronger.”— laddera or swinging dumb-bells and have a combination tree in his garden, pared from it, externally, and C uticcra R k - machines, you do so at great loss to vonreelf. We insure you against all these possible evils with our ,T. I. Case Agitator which solvemt . the new Blood Purifier. Internally, ties up the euds after another man has Li/e. Indian clubs in rythmic motion to in consisting of a lemon, peach, pear, cure has been thoroughly tested foryears in this country, and is known to be perfectly reliable, BEING BUILT ESPECIALLY FOR every form of skin and blood disease, from filled them.”—Tui-AiU THE REQUIREMENTS 0F THIS SECTION spiring music. It is the cutest little grape fruit, persimmon, orange and pimples to scrofula. —Katharine—“Well, Charlotte, I circus imaginable. Sold everywhere. Price: C uticcra . 50c.; R e We also sell the only genuine D<NGEE WOO”*°URY HORSE-POWER made. Beware of imitations! guava, all grafted on one stock and all —“Are ail people that come to our hearyou are to be married.” Charlotte— solvent , »1: B oat . 25 c . Prepared by the P ot The J. I. CASE PORTABLE TRACTION ENGINES h«ve been in general use in Orevon and Washington for years and in bloom. Their eyes sparkle, their cheeks ter D bcg and C hemical C o .. B oston , M ass . country women?” asked little Tommy. “Yes it takes place very soon now.” we guarantee them to be. and are readv to prove them to be, the most powerful, most durable, safest, more skillfully construc‘nd Rend for “How to Cure Skin Diwases." —A Cincinnati woman who had lost and of better materia’» than anv other Engines made. “Why. n<x my child,” said his mam Katharine—“Will you elope?” Char glow, their health and muscles de Weareal«o EXCLUSIVE AGENTS for rhe CELERR'TED JACKSON'S DERRICKS SELF-I^EEDERS AND FORKS ma. “There are a good many men lotte—"Of course I won’t I'm not in velop, and their tempers evaporate her purse and a sum of money several Buy our RANDOLPH IMPROVED STEEL FRAME HEADER, traarsnteed the Simt>l-»t, Lightest and Easiest Handled months ago, was surprised a few days into pel lucid pleasan :ness, and all the and some little boys, like you. that the chestnut business. Header in use. We sell tbe ONLY STEEL FRAME HEADER MADE. »-SAVE MONEY by calling to ate us. orwrithm I shall get for our prices and terms, and ail other information regarding the shove machinery. “ come.” "Thea what makes you call married in the regular way and startle blessings of a healthful mind in a per since to receive the missing article, fect body.—St Louis Chronicle. will its contents untouched, in a pack them all Emma Grants?” was Tommy’s society.’’— Washington Critic. NITA.VE£l A WA.LKEJR, General A^ent«, Portland, Or. age that came by mail. N. P N. V. No, MO-8. P. N. V. No. «7. resiKiusa — taint and Erysipelas show itself? BECACSR your blood is filled with I’atoon, which must be Cam- »letely Eradicated before you ean regain health- You most go to the root of the matter. Put the Kidneys —the great and only blood purifying organs—in or-mplete order, which is complete health^ and with ^¡WïRFECirç O r .SPINNEY s W arner ’ s S afe C ure BETTER THAN IRRIGATION I PLUG PIANOS.?.^ CUT 5M0KING TOBACCO CLOSING OUT O SARSAPARILLA, TELLOW DOCK, O O! YES, YES! CERTAINLY! THE “ADVANCE" THRESHERS AND ENGINES THE LINDGREN CHEMICAL FIRE ENGINES BE® We guarantee the J. 1. CASE “AGITATOR” SEPARATOR to be the Best Grain Saving and Fastest Thresher ever made N