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About Coquille herald. (Coquille, Coos County, Or.) 1905-1917 | View Entire Issue (June 26, 1917)
■■■■■■■ horse-drawn .stages. This necessitat a large, well developed young man. The Coquille Herald accidents. ed special motor schedules to avoid although he would not have been 17 The situation remained the until next month. His_father ha l Published Every Tuesday. J. C. Sa> age Editor and Business Manai^r. Entered as second-class matter May 8, 1905, at the post office at Co quille, Oregon, under act of Congress of March 9, 1879. Devoted to the material and social upbuilding of the Coquille Valley, particularly and of Coos County gen erally. Subscription $1.50 per year, in ad vance. Phone Main 381. AS A “WASH DAY” AID TRY THAT same lust season under an enormous just recently turned the management increase of motor travel. This sea of the ranch oxer to him and he was 3on, however, the old stages are re starting ut it in a way which insured placed by a fleet of seven and ten pas success. senger cars, and the restrictions to It was n terrible blow to the entire general automobile travel are largely family, his fattier und mother being removed. The work begun in 1915 crushed by"their loss. is completed. The Yellowstopc i His ohler brother was summoned motorized. from Koaftl urg and arrived home ye - The change was not accomplished terday afternot q. Besides those ■ vhqlly without opposition. Many per mentioned hr leave« a ybunger broth ,-,ons held that the old stages should er, three «inters, a number of other be retained for sentimental and his relatives and a host of friends all ove '.oricul reasons. But, while the De the Coquille vulley who wourn his un partment of the Interior shared their timely passing. He was esteemed and regrets in the passing of so pictur respected in an unusually high way ^ esque an institution, there was no for one of his vdars. withstanding the march of progress Visitors were increasing rapidly and THE KAISER’S DREAM. were demanding a faster passage be tween scenic spots titan horse-drawn The following poem which is going vehicles permitted. Those with lim rounds, .va written at the front ited time complained that more than the ft —■ in France by William Me Lachlan, who half their visit was spent in passing is serving with one of the Scotch through uninteresting lodgepole for 'Iighlander i egimcnls: ests time which they wanted in the It seems to be no trick at all to basins, at the Canyon, and at There’s u stoiy now current, tho’ sink a diver, but’according to report, geyser the greater lakes. Others complained the durn things breed like rabbits. ;e it may seem, that the stage rides were so exhaust Of the strati gi .at Kaiser Bill and his won- , ing that they.could not appreciate the derful dream. Coquille certainly vindicated herself great spectacles when they reached Mason Jar Caps, per doz................25 in the cause of the Red Cross if she them. And the demand of touring Being tired of the allies, he lay down White Crown Jar Caps, per doz., 25c in bed, did fall down on the Liberty Loan. motorists for greater freedom grew And among.->t other things he dreamt Economy Jar Caps, per d oz.____ 25c Silver Thistle Jar Rubbers, louder and more insistent. he w'as dead. Herbert Hoover is food dictator of even So progress had its way and this heavy ......................3 dozen for 25c And in a,due collin was lying in state the United States, but no doubt hi year we have a new Yellowstone. Golden State Jar Caps, per dozen, 30c mother only hoped he would be presi The automobile service will be adc With a guard of bra.» Belgians, who Wellman Jar Rubbers, hi« fate. • dent. quate and rapid. Those who have at He u.i lamented A long dead, till he found to Schram Jar Caps, per doz.............25c extra heavy, per dozen 10c disposal only the six days which his cost, Coos county as a-whole stands well their the necessary minimum of a Yel That his soul, like his soldiers, had to the front in her contribution to the was visit under old transporta surely been lost. Red Cross movement but the towns of lowstone methods will now be able to On leaving the earth to heaven he North Bend and Coquille stand out tion spend nearly all of it at points of even above that. special scenic interest or in seeing And . "i i\ n . up «here gave a knock are becoming more plentiful. Just in ■ features never seen by for Scratch Feed $4.75 GREEN PEAS Let us thunk the Lord that human wildetnr of limited stay. But St. Peter looked out, and in voice 1 CUCUMBERS stomachs can only hold enough fur mer As visitors for the motorist, he will now be Chick Feed, per lb. .05 loud and clear NEW POTATOES one day at a time; otherwise the food able to use the park's more than two Bran ....................................... LETTUCE 1.25 hogs would have swullowed a year’s hundred miles of roail with almost the Said: “Begone, Kaiser Bill, we don't.* want you here.” CAULIFLOWER supply when the “war panic” stiuck suite freedom as roads anywhere el Shorts.......................................... 1.80 Well.” xtiil the Kaiser, “that's very, CABBAGE the country. in America. uncivil, CRYSTAL W AX ONION Rolled Barley......... 2.25 I suppose after that I must go to the , STOCKTON REI) ONION Stop the talk—build ships! Build Rolled O ats............................... 1.90 devil.” " , ASPARAGUS them of wood and build them of steel, So he turned on his heel and off he tb i n TOMATOES as the material is most available, but Whole Corn... 4.50 go CARROTS build them, and to the limit of lh,- Cracked Corn 4.50 P IlU B A K H At the : hi • «pc <1 to the regions available material. This is now offi below. cial. Clifford Laird, of Sitkum, Vic And when he got there he wa3 filled with dismay, Oregon has again proven that her tim of Fatal "Accident Yes When w;.i g out ide he heard Old people are at the fore in all move terday Morning. ✓ | ments of patriotism and progress by over-subscribing the Red Cross fund Clifford Laird, the 17-ycar old son To his in ps: "Now look here boys, I give you a warning, by many thousands of dollars. Here’s of James D. Laird, of Sitkum, was Frost and C Streets Coquille, Oregon to old Webfoot every time. She’s al struck ny a falling tree at 11 o’clock Fm expecting the Kaisir down here in ■ Phones 691 and 541 the morning, ways there. f But don’t let him in, for to me ikp \ ' i^ite clear, The Kaiser has expressed his wrath tie and his brother Ivan were slash He’s ft dangerous man and wp don’t at the overthrow of King Constan ing up the hill and across the river want him here. tine, and promised that “the mailed about a quarter of a mile from th. If once he gets in there’l] be no end fist of Germany, with further aid from house. They were cutting large aider:, of quarrels, Almighty God,” will restore him to with a cross cut saw when a largo his throne. Evidently the Kaiser still tree which leaned down hill broke and In fact I’m afraid he’ll corrupt our good morals.” believes in the combination of "Mr split before the saw had gone through "0, Satan, my dear friend,” the Kais und Gott.”—Ex. the trunk. A large piece of log struck er thru cried, knocking Clifford down and pin “Excuse me for listening while wait- can get rid of the hard Any suspicion that the sons of the back him to the ground. i ■ < ' do; . rich will not get their share of the ning Ivan exerted the • last ounce of “If you don’t admit me, where can I est and most disagree war’s bodily danger is untrue. They strength he hail and managed to raise able :i ;: t nf the week’s go?” will get more than their share. They the log slightly enough to “Indeed," said thi devil, “I reali have enlisted in greater percentage clear Clifford who but was not unconsciou w o r k b y sending the don’t know.” than poorer boys who are equally and could not crawl from under. Tlr- brave but not so free to leave work. older brother then took his axe and | "0, do let me in, I’m weary and cold,” I wa.Mi to us, Add a new pleasure to your j ”ai 1 the Kaixer, quite anxious to en- Under conscription they will furnish through the log and "released vaca ion with an Eastman. their full proportion of soldiers be chopped I "Let me sit in the corner, no matter cause they are commonly in good Clifford. Let us explain liow easy it is him up Ivan started down ' health and have no “dependents.” the Picking hill but when Clifford gave a cou ! ‘No!’’ . id ihc devil, "most certainly to Kodak. Ex. ple of gnsps he thought he was dy ing, he probably was, and laid hit i W t don’t a nit people for rich « or If it can be washed we PASSING OF THE OLD COACH. down as while he ran to the creek for 1 1 p. :'k of wgter. When he got bar Here an- sulphur and matches, make can do it. Visitors to Yellowstone National Park hatful was dead. a lull for yconrself.” Hereafter Will Travel in Speedy Clifford Dr. Hamilton was summoned from Then he kicked AVilhelm out and ven- and Comfortable Touring here and although Walter Crook ton', . Cars. him out there in an hour and a hall ind ju ; at that moment the Kniier The Celebrated The old-fashioned stage conch has there was nothing he could do. passed from its "last stand” in 'Yel The funeral was held Friday after | He jumped out of bed in a shiverin'" lowstone National Park. In 1915 Sec noon at 2 o’clock at the Dora ceme retary Lane admitted private automo tery. “Well, that dream I shall Awarded Cold Medal biles to the park, but retained the The victim of this sad accident was And said; and never forget. P. I. E. San Francisco, 191.1 i That I won’t go to heaven I know very well, ¡’he strongest ihul nearest waterproof i But it’s really too bad to be kicked out ■ hoes made for Loggers, Cruisers, Minns, Sportsmen and Workers. of hell.” The Last Words of Funston Men's Comfort Press Shoes Sour Stomach. “HOW DELIGHTFUL IT IS” Thi« it a mild form fit indigestion. Strong Shoes for Hoys It is usually brought on hy eating too * Manufactured by rapidly or too much, or of food not: suited to your digestive organs. If Theodore Bergman By Henry Polk Lowenstien you w illin ' slowly, masticate your S'toe Manufacturing Co. food thoroughly, eat but little lii.-at 21 Thin .nan St. Portland, Oregon and n ine at ell for supper, you will How delightful it is to do ones duty well; more than likely a oid the sour stora- ■ sk for .hi Bergmann Waterproof One side of your Pass Book will show all the money you have Ilow delightful it is in the House of God to dwell. Shoe Oil.. received. The other side will show all you have paid out, and the cancelled checks are your receipts. How delightful it is, like Sheridan on his ride. stomach take one of Chamberlain’s This Tablets to aid digestion. With a heart full id' hope, to swim to the Other side. count fino here. arrangement is yours if you will open your check ac Your account will be given careful and considerate attention. How delightful it is, at Country's call. To put on the armor and tight for all. w .u Regular as tlie Clock How delightful it is, in foreign land. CAPITAL and SURPLUS $60,000.00 To uphold the flag anil fo • Justice ^^ml. President L. H. HAZARD, Cashier • Business Directory I R. E. SHINE, Vice President O. C. SANFORD, Asst. Cashier How delightful it is to slip out of the -i d. \ vim • ■ p ”V«V rt.tV’;} i And on the wings of music to fly to God. ■ I $io<o !| ...... 3.00 {j Listening to the orchestra playing a beautiful wilts in the Only First Class Hotel in the City hotel where he was stopping jn San Antonio, Texas. General Funston, speaking to a little girl nearby, iid "How delightful W e cater to the best trade and our service & E. T. Kruse it is!” and then expired, these, being his last words. leaves nothing to be desired. Special writing gSaS252KR5H5HS25aS252SK2SaS25l 24 C«Tïfornia Street, San Francisco Copyrighted 1917. Copyright waived for newspaper and * P A T E N T S u t. AA room and sample rooms for Commercial men. C opyrights magazine publications during the present war. A INVENTORS, vo , For Reservation* Ji a few u. ’Ms., the c > best way t > -J HBCtnl, and some \ Dedicateli to the Army and Navy of*t l ni .1 Stati - The Patronage of the Traveler is Solicited ■Q I>efon .tpplj v. ri;e t J. E. NO RTON P. & G. NAPTHA SOAP We still have the same old price, Five cents ,* Something New! No-Rubbing Laundry Help Try- it—per package, 25c Economy Jar.;, Mason Jars, New style Ma son Jars, E-Z Seal Jars- Again in stock: KILLED ey ME Fresh fruits and vegetables Busy Corner The Busy Housewife K O on your Outing Satisfaction Guarantee*.! DOUILLE LAUNDRY* ILL L I Prices $1 to $60 3ergmann Shoe Developing Printing. Know! ton's Drug Store INCOME and OUTLAY Str. Elizabeth ^ r) P R A N K A KANE, P o te n t A ttorney, L oan A T ru*t B id?., W ashington, D. C. I San Francisco an d Bandon Agent, Coquille, Oregon F 1 H S T ’ N A T IO N A L . B A N K IOTEL BAXTER CHARLES BAX I FR, Proprietor