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L E T ’S G O j Mid-Summer Races DUNK BOTTS, Regular Correspondent (George Bingham) All Rights Reservd Electricity is the best for lighting and power, not on ly in every factory, shop and store but in the home. Let us figure your power anti lig h tin g problems. It will increase the net profits of us both Coquille, Ore. and Two inch I P er T h ou san d No. 3 Grade Good Value B. E. JOHNSON % R o seb u rg -M y rtle P o in t A u to S ta g e L in e Leave Myrtle Point 7:40 a. m. Roseburg 6. a. in. 6 hours Running Time Connecting with Coquille Auto Lines M y r tle P o in t » Fifteen Two-Reel Chapters Pro duced by the Vitagraph Co. with an All-Star Cast and Featuring Earle Williams-Anita Stewart Not a jumble of stunts and thrills and hair-breadth escapes, but a picture story that will delight you all. Every Patriotic Program Port Orford Concert Band Will Furnish Inspiring Music * m The Goddess Each Afternoon Independence Day $5.00 a horse Races Forenoon of J u l y 3rd Î LUM BER J L. L aird ! Monday and Tuesday | JULY 3rd and 4th Dock Hocks, during hia leisure mo not yet decided what course to pursue menta yeaterday was wondoring what to'get a reappointment, except to treat Daniel Boone did for chewing tobacco. the public as nice aB possible during the Bat Smith, congenial and accommo crisis. However, he will stick to Pres dating proprietor of the Moonahine still ident Wilson if he sees there is any on Musket Ridge, has announced to his hope for him since he is married. many customers and friends that here The Calf Ribs Widow says having Fine Program of after he will keep the front door of his Sunday night company is one of the place locked on Sunday, to comply with greatest pleasures that befall the fair the request of the Depity Constable, j sex, but that the right men are so For the convenience of his patrons, \ curious a girl can never tell what time however, he will turn the rear end of they will gradually get to going with the building around facing the front on some other girl. Sunday. Saturday morning the Old Miser gave California Horses, Rogue River The spring term of school at the the Blind Man a hickory nut with a Horses, Willamette Valley Horses, Wild Onion school house will begin worm hole in it. within a short time, or just as soon as and Coos and Curry Horses will Fit Smith who almost quit going to the winter term can he completed. The the Dog Hill church because the minis participate. pupils are all learning so fast that ter slighted him by never asking him many of them have had to quit for to do anything at a meeting, was pres awhile. ent Sunday and was allowed to take up Plenty of Camping Grounds within The Mail Carrier has a full developed collection and put some wood in the case of smallpox, and upon his arrival stove. a few minutes of the Race Track; in Hogwallow yesterday a good sized Isaac Heilwanger’s house on Musket come and spend that mid-summer at Dixon’s Grove Forenoon of crowd gathered at the postoffice to ex Ridge caught fire one night this week tend him their sympathy. Aside from and was burned almost to the ground. vacation in the shade of the giant that of the Wild Onion school teacher, In the excitement Isaac’s whiskers j spruce, by the sparkling brooks this is the first case of this disease seen caught on fire but they were saved and rivers—and attend the races around here and the Mail Carrier is from destruction by his accidentally rapidly springing into prominence. stepping into a cistern. Oration by Hon. C. F. McKnight in the afternoon. Slim Pickens has entered society and The Excelsior Fiddling Band started since doing so has put insect powder on out on a musical expedition Tuesday his mule and greases his buggy with night, but strayed off after a possum vaseline. on Gimlet creek. > S H ) . a a w, - ' A Things are expected to get active The Hog Ford preacher borrowed Sid around here as soon as the snakes and Hocks’ mule one day this week and fleas begin to arrive again. drove to Bounding Billows. It is a hard Y. M.—“Yourg man, l.aveyou towed; Have you paid the Printer? S u i t s S o m e ; D e a t h to O th e r s . A rabbit was treed under the post- job to drive him fast on account of the “Iron may be good for the blood of your wild oats?” average slow rate of speed he makes, office Tuesday morning and a good por some,” remarked the worm us the an D< n’ t I'm gel Myrtle Point Chau M. Y. — “ Hey, gey, 1« t ir.c give you tion of the stock and fixtures had to he and before the preacher got home both gler threaded the hook through him tauqua, July 13th to 181I1 Seat-on to understand I ’m a Civil Er gineer not removed before the building could be he and the buggy had broken down. gently, “but I fear it will be the death a se a m s tre s s .P e n n State Fioth. Uckels on sale at Coq 1111 1 - Banks of me.” raised high enough for Dock Hocks to A man was in our midst this week And yet the fish that swallowed the crawl under. for a few hours, headed west. He was The Hog Ford church has a new well dressed, and he also carried a suit irou a little later was quite carried away with It. member in the person of Fit Smith. case. Dock flocks thinks he must be rich. Another seat will not be added, how S o m e Do It F o r N o th in g . ever, until it is seen that he is going to Slim Pickens has gone over to Bound “What did you say your business stick. ing Billows to ride in with the Mail was?” Prof. Sap Spradlen will deliver an Carrier, who has a large lot of mail and “1 am a critic.** “You criticise people?“ address on the South Pole at the Wild whose buggy is rather weak. “You might say so. yes.’* Onion school house n e x t Saturday Raz Barlow was in Tickville this “And do you mean to tell me you get night. He will give a full description week and reports that he tipped his hat of it, using the blackboaid to illustrate to a girl. He says it is not near as big paid for that?" — Louisville Courier Journal. ^ just how tall it is and how it looks. a job as a person would imagine, though When spring gets under full headway it makes you feel awkward the first U nanim ous. and Poke Eazley can move his chair few times you try it in public. Cricket—How is your new hook? Au out on the front porch at the postoffice I!EPA RED N ESS is the magic word today. It The Hogwallow Improvement Asso thor—Why, I think it is punk, but my the postmaster announces that he will ciation announces, after a business publisher thinks it Is better than m.v "Nj ¡g on every tongue. Arc you prepared for have much more room inside. ^ sickness or business misfortune? Have you meeting Tuesday night, that it is very last one. Cricket—Cheer up; maybe you are both right.—Judge. enough cash to tide you over? If you Raz Barlow thinks that our Depity well pleased with the new hat worn by haven’t a bank account make up your mind Miss Cordelia Hellwanger. Constable should wear his star on the ' Do not talk about disgrace from a to open one today. If you have- an account back of hia coat, as most of the mean- 1 Miss Gondola Henstep was compelled thing being known when the disgrace decide to increase it. ness is done behind his back. with little resistance to Bing a song at is-that the thing should exist.—Fal The man with the substantial bank account can look coner. The Old Miser on Musket Ridge stuck the Dog Hill church Sunday night. The the world in the face. A good balance in bank begets his head out of the house for a few audience as well as the stovepipe stood confidence. It makes for independence. The business In (he Circuit Court of the State ot Oregon, for the ordeal well. minutes yesterday, but slammed“ the man with a good balance in bank always is prepared to Coos County door when he saw Ellick Hellwanger The Excelsior Fiddling Band played take advantage of an opportunity to buy cheaply for coming. “ Aell Amongst the Yearlings” at a so ready cash. Agne W. Johnson,Plaintiff, ) Suit in The Mail Carrier was several hours ciable on Gander creek Saturday night. vs. 1 , equity for B E PREPARED WITH A B A N K BOOK FOR j a divorce. late yesterday in arriving, he having Since there is an old tradition in some ' Alverda Johnson, A N Y EM ERGENCY. Defendant. J stopped along the way many times to parts of the country that all jaybirds To Alverda Johnson, the above nam discuss the almost impassable condition go to Hades on Friday of each week, ed defendant: of the roads. Siie Kildew will turn his pet jaybird IN THE NAME OF THE STATE OF Farmers and Merchants Bank With politics unsettled as they now loose next Friday and follow him, at OREGON: You are hereby notified that you are required to appear and stand, the Hogwallow Postmaster has least part of the way. answer the complaint filed against you in the above entitled suit, within six weeks from the date of the first publi last year or two, have very visibly cation of this summons, to-wit on or "spunked up" and they are again before the 18th day of July 1916, the last day of the publication of this sum preparing to fight in the same old mons, and if you fail to appear and answer on or before said date, for want E v en ts of In te re s t R e p o rte d way that gave them victory four When we place the word “your” in big capital letters it is thereof the plaintiff will apply to the for emphasis. years ago Washington is so thor court for the relief demanded in the F o r T h e H e rald . It means not to borrow jour neighbor’s telephone. oughly non-partisan ihat it may be complaint, a succinct statement of which is as follows, to-wit: fora decree When you use another’s telephone, you must not think that said to have fewer prejudices than of the court dissolving the marriage you are not causing inconvenience merely because the sub (By J . K. Jones.) scriber says he does not care. any other city This is perhaps contract existing between the plaintiff and the defendant. A PA TH E TIC W ASHINGTON I While you hold the wire, there may be several calls for the due to the fact that the greit, and Service of this summons is made by line and “busy” reports have to be made. There have been big things do those suspected to be great, includ publication in pursuance of an order by With good telephone service available for everyone at low the Hon. James Watson, Judge of the rates, there is no excuse for anyoody to habitually borrow a ing in Washington, but the cily ing 1 he President, former Presidents county court of the state of Oregon, telephone. has not been vetv vitally concerned. and candidates for the Presidency, made the 22nd day of May 1916, direct “ Neither a borrower nor a lender be.” ing the publication thereof in the Co The candidates of the two principal look pretty much like other human quille Herald, for a period of six weeks, parlies for the Presidency, living beings in the eyes of the discerning consecutively. Commencing on the 23rd day of May However, th e 1916, and the last, publication on the within a halt a dozen blocks front Washingtoniaus, 18th day of July 1916. otic another, have been sought out Capital recognizes that the national WALTER SINCLAIR, political contest is again on, and by newspaper people and a lew Attorney for Plaintiff. Coquille, Ore 5-23-7t politicians, but the residents of the its political warriors are beiug mus gon. Capital have gone calmly about tered to go forth to fight the battle | Washington—By J. E. Jones their business, leaving President lot the chieftains Wilson and Mr. Hughes quite un AY you are a reader of this pa How S h e Fe lt. disturbed Then there has been per, and we will send you on "You are surely afrnkl of ghosts?” approval the handsome volume en the so-called "preparedness par “Well. 110 , not nfralil. I Just don't We solicit your deposits, having in mind that if you need assist titled: MOUNT VERNON, THE ance at any time, it is our purpose to help you in so far as it is ade,” in which big and little men like their appen ranee.”—Exchange. HOME OF WASHINGTON. The consistent with sound banking. have marched in order to give vis cover and ink used in printing are N ot L a s t i n g . colonial blue, and the tuie is in gold ible approval to the ’ ’recently dis "What an Impression the nmatenr leaf. The paper is Fnench vellum, covered” Americanism. The im actress made on the hero when she and the color, colonial buff The il kild her golden head upon his shoulder, lustration s were made by our own portance of the parade rested prin with her face hidden In his embrace!” CAPITAL and SURPLUS $60,000.00 artists, by special permission of the cipally upon the fact that it was "Yes. but It's the kind of powder A. J. SHERWOOD, President L. H. HAZARD, Cashier authorities of Mount Vernon. This R. E. SHINE, Vice President O. C. SANFORD, Asst. Cashier is the story of impressions left by spectacular However, the new which will easily brush off."—Balti a trip to Washii.gton’a home, and an political situation draws clearly de more American. eminent authority says: "Hreathes more of the real spirit of the place fined lines between the Republican A t a Crowdad R e c e p tio n . than anything else ever written.” and the Democratic patties. Since "M.v husband Is such a blockhead!" Regular price 41.00. If on receipt "How now?" you find it satisfactory, remit 75c; the election of 19 12 the Republi otherwise return within one week. “Couldn't locate a lady I wanted to cans have been like a ship without And, although I told him plainly that U S. P r e s s A ssociation. U n d e r N ew M a n a g e m e n t a 1 initier There is not a notice her gown had sleeves of ntnon and B o n d B uilding, W a s h i n g t o n , D C velvet revers." — Louisville Courler- able difference in their demeauor Having leased this well-equipped hotel, I propose lournal. and attitude toward life since the. S to conduct it in such a manner as to merit pat W ------ T H F DIAMOND R R \ \ | * . A have discovered a living political T i m e e n d Tide. ronage and give satisfaction to the traveling Guest— Delightful party you are hav Moses, who will at leas! try to* lead them out of the bulrushes. On the ing tonight, old chap. Host—Yea: I'm public. ___ AikfflrrK.nAfcTnrs' giving It to my wife. It Is the twelfth I o n i * K R I M » P I L I 4, f e t i other hand the Democrats, who had anniversary of her thirtieth birthday. norm i s B « t , A lw * \s ft el tatto SOID BY DRLÛÛISTS EVERYVkHEPf become somewhat apathetic in the! —New York Globe. 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