The Coquille Herald
PU B LIS H E D
EVERY
TU E SD A Y
Entered as second class matter May
8, 1905. at tlie post oilice at Coquille,
Oregon, under act o! Congress oi March
8, 1879.
P. C. L E V A R , Lessee and Editor.
L A N S LE NE VE , City Editor.
Devoted to the materia, and social
upbuilding o f the Coquille Valley par
ticularly and c f Coos County generally.
Subscription, $1.50 per year in advance
T u n in g U p t h e O rc h e s tr a .
“ Why." asked a visitor t . the theuie
the other day. “do the nicuitiers of the
orchestra always worry people |.;ssos»-
Uig nerves, like myself, by lindi.g up
their Instruments in the orchestra In
stead of before coming in?" At first
glance the complaint seems reasonable
enough, hut It Is not sound at bottom.
It Is all a matter of thermometer. The
temperature In different parts of the
buildings is different and the instru
ments have to 1« tuned hi the tempera
ture of the place tu which they are go
ing to be played. As a rule. I he air la
n theuter becomes warmer as the per-
lori.i iuce progresses, and so the Instru
ments have to l*> tuned several times.
-Loudon Express.
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Hogwallow News ^
RESTLESS?
DESTINY OF NATIONS DEPENDS
UPON CONTENTED HOMES.
By W. D. Lewis.
President Texas Farmers' Union.
Why Is woman dissatisfied? Why
does she grow restless under the
crown of womanhood? Why li she
D U N K BOTTS, Regular Correspondent
weary of the Ood-glren Jewel of moth
(George Bingham)
erhood? Is It not a sufficient political
A ll Rights Reservd
S H A L L W E “ PREPARE?”
achievement for woman that future
rulers nurse at her breast, laugh In
Are the American people going batty over “ prepar
The Wild Onion school teacher says not mind being in jail if there was a her arms and kneel at her feet? Can
edness?” That the army and navy officers should be a f in the business offices the adding ma little more freedom about it.
ambition leap to more glorious heights
fected that way is not surprising. Their whole life’s chine takes the place of brain. Had Yam Sims was arrested a few days than to sing lullabies to the world’s
greatest genulseg, chant melodies to
training leads in that direction, and their chance for glory everyone studied their arithmetic les ago on a charge o f stealing a mule master minds and rock the cradle ot
sons more closely instead o f playing from a gentleman who lives at the
R andom Rambles
Administrator's Notice
or even distinction lies that way. That the makers of sick or playing ‘ 'hookey,” there would head o f Gimlet creek. He was [ laced human destiny?
God pity our country when the hand
Notice
is
hereby given that the
not
have
been
such
a
demand
for
these
munitions of war and of armor plate, who are just now ex
in jail at Bounding Billows, through a shake of the politician is mere grati
(B y a Ram bler.)
County Court of the State of ( Iregon
machines today.
mere
formality
of
the
law
and
remained
fying
to
w
om
an'B
heart
than
the
pst-
for
Coos
County
has anpoir.tfd the un
periencing the pleasures of piling up the uncounted mil
For a long time we have heard rum dersigned Administrator o f the «state
The two Twins o f the Calf Ribs there until Friday morning, w hen he ter o f children's feet.
lions that can be made in their line of business when the 1 neighborhood were in our midst this was taken before a ¡[Magistrate fo r an
All persons
ors of the South F - . and its wonder o f Henry Ci7 Halverson
Woman la Ruler Over All.
ful resources, but Yf was not till last having claims against the said estate
demand is brisk, should advocate a “ preparedness” that j week, and before departing for home examining trial. U pon mounting the
are requested to present the same duly
they bought some two-fer cigars. The witness stand he stated that he was
Why does woman chafe under re week that the Rambler strayed into verified to Walter Sinclair at hi« fifice
will bring unlimited profit to their coffers is to he expect j Two Twins seem to enjoy one another’s not
guilty and was straightway turned straint of sex? Why revile the hand that section. We found it well up to in Coquille, Oregon, or to the under
signed.
K. H ALV E R SO N ,
of nature?
Why discard the skirts our expectations.
ed. But why any plain American citizen should wish to company more than they do anybody loose.
3-7-5t
Administrator.
that civilization has clung to since
On the way up we called at the
DUNK BOTTS SEES A DIFFERENCE
see this country embark on the course that drove the else’ s, as they remind each other of
the beginning of time? Why ley aBlde home of Mr. Roy Garrett, a prosper
each other so much.
European nations to the verge of bankruptcy before the Slim Pickens came into possession of Punts are worn by men who work this hallowed garment that has wiped ous former of the Myrtle Point sec
In ¿he County Court of the State of Oregon
for wages; trousers by (hose who draw the tears of sorrow from the face of
war for which they were preparing ever started and is now a new derby hat while over at Tickville a salary. No civilized man can get childhood? In Its sacred embrace tion. They have a nice farm here.
for the County of Coos
Turning up the South Fork the first
sacrificing the very flower of their citizenship in one un the other day. The derby is too large along without pants. The law, public every generation has hidden Its face
at present, but Slim expects to fatten opinion and the clothing manufacturers In shame; clinging to Its motherly people we met were the Dyes. There
In the matter of the Estate
speakable carnival of murder, to say nothing of the incal up a lot this summer,
demand them. Punts are made in all folds, tottering children have learned are two of them, C. W. and J. W., of Luis Kalinowski, deceased.
to
play
hide
and
seek
and
from
It
father
and
son.
Each
has
a
nice
farm.
culable cost in dollars and cents— why any sane American
It has always
Notice of Hearing and Settlement of
A good many attended the discussion sizes, just as are men.
youth learned to reverence and re
Final Account of Administrator.
Next came the Warners, two broth-
citizen should want to shunt this country onto that down at Bounding Billows Thursday night. been a mystery why the weaker and spect womanhood. Can man think ol
Pursuant to order o f court, I hereby
rs. The old Warner place is one of
The question was one that has never least durable portion of this garment is his mother without this consecrated
grade passes understanding.
the oldest in this section and the men, give notice that the time fixed by order
yet bten settled, being entitled, “ Ought at the point which comes wholly in con
garment?
of the above entitled court for the hear
“ Preparedness!” What do they mean by it? Not a Man Get .Married?” The negative tact with the chair, so that i f a man
Why this inordinate thirst for pow now past the summit of life, were ing of objection to, and settlement o f
orn
here.
Another
brother,
of
whom
s
ts
down
it
is
expensive.
Every
pair
my final account as administrator of the
er?
Is
not
woman
all
powerful?
Man
one in a hundred of the writers and jingo spouters knows side won. as the judges have all been
of pants has money tight compartments cannot enter this world without her ve spoke in a previous ramble, is lo- above named estate is fixed for the 1st
married one or more times.
himself what he means. He doesn’t need to know. It is
ated on Myrtle creek.
W e found day of May, 1 9 1 at til • hour of ten
for the conservation o f wealth.
They consent, he cannot remain In peace
o’clock A. M., at the court room of said
The Postmaster, who was a stanch
without her blessing and unless shi
hem very courteous and enjoyed cur court at Coquille, Oregon, and such
so easy to say, “ we ought to be prepared.” It is not even Republican up to the time o f the last are called pockets and are designed for sheds
tears of regret over his depar
trief sojourn with them and the remi- hearing and settlement will then be
the safekeeping of the above mention
necessary to say for just what we should be prepared. national election, and who cunningly ed riches, but instead in them at all ture, he has lived in vain. Why this liscenses of the e irly days o f pioneer had.
longing for civic power when God ha;
D W IG H T E HODGE
W e should be “ prepared” for whatever contingency might changed his politics while no one was times may be found such valuables as a made her ruler over all? Why crav< life and hardships.
3-14 5t
A iunnig-tratur.
looking, has decided to remain neutral
knife, four or five nickles, two or more authority when man bows down anr
Passing
on
we
were
scon
in
fu'.l
arise, presumably. But what does that involve? Let for awhile yet, on the possible outcome
odd sized buttons and an occasional worships her? Man has given womai sight of Broadbent, a section justly
some of these people tell us exactly what they mean. Let o f the election next fall.
key. There are always two pockets at his heart, his name and his money
famed for its dairies. Here is a splcn-
id cheese factory under the able man-
them give us the specifications and the cost. The mere Luke Mathewsla says if some of the rear. One o f these is frequently What more does she want?
these old fellows you see sitting around used for artillery and the other for li
Can man find It in his heart to loot
igement of N. V . McDonald. They
assertion that we need a larger standing army and more on stumps now trying to draw pensions quid ammunition.
One is needless with pride upon the statement that hi
nake a fine grade o f cheese and make
battleships and forts is too vague. Let them tell us how had been in the thickest o f the civil without the other. There being no honorable mother-in-law was one o t in large quantities.
Regular as the Clock
war they could not remember so many room for a Bible pocket, that is carried the most powerful political bosses ir
In the bend of the river on the rich
many battleships we need to be “ prepared” according to tales to tell now.
the country, that his distinguishes
in the hand. There is no need of it
was one of the ables ■ uottom lands are located several pros
European standards. We have many harbors.
How Jefferson Potlocks has a grievance being concealed anyway All pants, grandmother
filibusters In the Cenate or that hi.
perous dairy farmers, among them J.
many battleships should be bottled up in each one, afraid againBt the high handed manner in like all men, sooner or later bag at the mother was a noted warrior and he B. Luttrell, E. E. Nelson, A. B. Htr-
knees
This
imperfection
comes
from
name a terror to the enemy? Whithe
to show their nose outside for fear of an enemy’s submar which tlie government does business, a curvature in the thread in the weave are we drifting and where will wi mann, T. A. Schrjeder, E. F. Schroj-
First-class fare or..^.............$7.50
lie says when it began to lay out the
Jer, N. Livingsto i , Jas. Whobrey, J.
ine, in case of trouble. Let us try a stunt of the idiotic parcel post system, it cut the country o f the materii I. The constant opening land?
Up freight, per ton.............. 3.00
W. Bell and W. E. Hartley. A ll of
these men are sit lated on the bottom
figuring by which the nations of Europe endeavored to up into small units, and never asked and shutting o f the knees causes the
God Save Us From a Hen-Pecked
Were the
anybody for a right-of-way through threads to become bent.
lands and have sj lendid farms.
Nation.
each place itself on a war footing that would enable it to their farms.
E. & E. T . K ru se
hinges in a man's knees made to work
The old Hermc tn place, where we
I follow the plow for a living an;
24 California Street, San Francisco
cope with any two of the others. Let us try a whirl at the Ellick Hellwanger has been arrested both ways there would be no baggy
are informed Bi ger Hermann was
pants. The man who wears trousers my views may have tn them the smel’
battleship game in which our cousins across the water en for sitting down too hard on the front generally has two pairs, but the one of the soil; my hair is turning whit*, raised, is situated just across the riv
under the frost of many winters ant er with a splendid farm house and
For Reservations
gaged for so many years; when the building of a battle porch at the postoffice.
who wears pants Considers himself
perhaps I am a little old-fashioned, large red barn. The place is now
lucky
i
f
he
has
an
extra
pair
to
put
on
Slim
Pickens
has
returned
from
a
J
.
E. NORTON
but I believe there is more moral in rented by J. M. Wagner. Two of the
ship by A called for the building of two each by B and C,
pleasant stay at' Tickville, where he while the others are being patched or fluence in the dress of woman than it
Hermann
boys
reside
in
this
neigh
Agent,
Coquille, Oregon
and this again called for the building of five more by A was a guest o f the jailer for a few pressed. Sometimes even this is not all the Btatute books of the land. A;;
borhood. One of them, F. G., is on
to hold her supremacy, also making it absolutely necessary days, on account of some slight punc feasible, hence places where they press an agency for morality, I wouldn't the Dement place as foreman. We
give my good old mother’s home
ture ot the law. Slim savs he would “ While U W ait.”
that B and C should each put out a half dozen more each,
made gowns for all the suffragette’:! stopped over night with them and
T h e C e le b r a te d
constitutions and by-laws In the world. found him and his wife very clever
and so on ad infinitum. Or let us show our American su
As a power for purifying society, 1 and sociable young people and well
periority by modifying the game whereby it will only be traffic would be accommodated, unless it be the North wouldn't give one prayer of my saintly informed on the topics of the day.
J. F. Massey lives on the west side
necessary for each of the great nations to have a more fork bridge between here and Myrtle Point. It is safe to mother for all the women's votes in
Christendom. As an agency for good of the river and has a fine dairy ram*.
Aw arded Gold Medal
say
that
over
half
o
f
the
farming
country
lying
tributary
powerful navy than any of the others, as well as a larger
government, I wouldn't give the plea He milks a number of cows and takes
of a mother's heart for righteousness
P.
P.
I. E. San Francisco, 1915
to
this
city
lies
on
the
other
side
o
f
the
river
and
finds
its
his product to the Broadbent factory.
standing army and a better defended border. That ought
for all the oaths of office In the land.
Up
the
river
from
the
factory
are
the
natural trading point in this city by crossing the river.
There is more power In the smile
to be easy in an idiot asylum.
of woman than in an act of congress. farms of S. J. Hartley, Z. Grant,
strongest and nearest water- proof
It is so easy to talk preparedness if you don’ t go in The ferry is only an expensive makeshift and a poor one There are greater possibilities for Leonard Hartley, J. A., E. G. and E. The
Shoes made for Loggers, Cruisers,
Miners,
Sportsmen and Workers.
to details! Just stick to generalities. Forget that we at that. What is needed is a bridge. The wonder is that good government In her family of L. Robbins, H. C. Luttrell and several
laughing children than In the cab others.
never have yet been “ prepared” since the nation had its this town has been asleep at the switch so long. It seems inet of the president of the United
W e almost forgot to mention that
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Broadbent has a fine new school
birth; that we won our independence without “ prepara that the project was taken up some years ago and some States.
The destiny of this nation lies in
house,
and
a
blacksmith
shop
built
by
figures
were
obtained
as
to
the
cost
of
the
bridge
project
tion;” that we fought out one of the greatest wars of his
the home and not in the legislative
W. A. Roselle, who contemplates mov
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The hearthstone and the fam
tory among ourselves without “ preparation.”
Forget ed. These figures were high, even for the bridge in the halls.
ily Bible will ever remain the source ing there in the near future and es
Manufactured by
that we have saved enough since the Civil War, by not location intended. The project then quietly died o f mal of our inspiration and the Acts of the tablishing a store and postoffice, too,
by your Uncle Sam’s permission. A t
Apostles
will
ever
shine
brighter
than
T heodore B ergm ann
being prepared, to repair the damages of a good big war; nutrition: Perhaps one reason was that the figures then the acts of Congress.
present the mail comes to Myrtle
Shoe M anufacturing Co.
This country is law-mad. Why add Point and all this vast section has to
forget that no nation on the face of the earth has any de obtained as to the cost of the bridge were very high. It
to a statute book, already groaning
sire to go to war with us and that none will do so if our seems now that considerable o f a fund could be raised to under Its own weight, the hysterical get it from there as best they can. 621 Thurman St
Portland, Oregon
There is some talk of a rural route,
foreign policy is conducted with common horse sense; be ward the cost from the city of Coquille and from the Russ cry of woman? If we never had a too, but we do not know what the
shance to vote again In a lifetime and
Ask for the Bergmann Waterproof
cause they know that, while they might win a few sea interests, the value of whose holdings would be greatly did not pass another law In twenty- prospect is for its establishment.
shoe Od.
The Johnson farm is a large and j
ports in the first few months and perhaps blow up a few increased. It is also suggested that by placing the bridge five years, we could survive the or splendid
farm situated a little further '
deal, but without home, civilization
seaport banks, they could not penetrate the country for farther up the river than formerly contemplated, so that would wither and die.
up the river. Here we met A. J. New- i
God save these United States man and wife. He is section fore-
any distance, and if they did would never get back to the the lower river traffic would not be interfered with, a
from becoming a hen-pecked nation; man on the road at this point. No
ocean with their arms; and that the reprisal would he much less expensive bridge would answer every purpose. help us keep sissies out of Congresa doubt some of your readers will re
something that they do not care to think about; forget In any case, it is up to the people here to get behind this and forbid that women become step member the great slide at Burke, Ida
fathers to government, is the prayer ho, some years ago. Mr. and Mrs.
that this is written down in the geographies as a “ Christ- bridge project with all the force they can muster.
of the farmers of this country.
Newman are the sole survivors of
ian” nation, and no nation, and no individual who advo
that catastrophy. They lost two chil
dren, and Mr. Newman sustained a
A DIVINE COVENANT.
cates war has any right to call himself “ Christian,” but,
severe injury to his knee, while Mrs.
A t last, President Wilson has sent our troops into
when he does so, stultifies the Master he professes to
God Almighty gave Eve to Adam
Mexico. That he calls it “ a friendly act” and taken to with the pledge that she would be hin Newman was taken out for dead and
lay in a state of coma for weeks with
serve; forget that our President, when he went to the Bi
assist the Mexican government to round up the bandit helpmeet and with this order of com bones crushed and her life despaired
ble for a quotation that might support his new propagan
panionship. civilization has towered
Villa, cuts little figure. W e have gone in to quiet things to its greatest heights. In this rela of. We were not a little surprised to
da o f “ preparedness,” was unable to find a word in the
learn that they were well acquainted
down. That is exactly what the jingoes and the Am eri tlonship. God has blessed woman ana with some of our d a tiv e s on the Col
utterances o f the Savior, but had to skirmish back through
man has honored her and after fou
can speculators who have invested in Mexico have been thousand years of progress, she now umbia and with a large number of our
the Old Testament until he found something that some
trying to get us to do for many moons. If we restore or proposes to provoke God to decor old neighbors and friends.
one had said to the Children of Israel when they were sur
Harvey Johnson has a splendid
man by asking for suffrage, thereby
der and establish a stable government with the under by amending an agreement to which farm here with a magnificent farm
rounded by enemies who were liable to make a raid at
home and fine large barns. He is in
standing that we will sustain it these speculators will reap she was not a party.
Woman, remember that the Israeliti; dustrious and enterprising and was
any minute, when he suggested that the watchmen keep
their millions. It might not be so far off to guess that scorned a divine covenant, and as a busy as could be with his spring
Users
a sharp lookout and do not sleep on the job. Forget all
result wandered forty years In the
these same speculators have an understanding with Villa wilderness
crops.
without God.
Likewise
these things and a good many others, and whoop it up
A re
M. A. Walden rnd sons are located
that he shall get a percentage of these millions for com man should remember that it is t.
for “ preparedness” there’s literally “ Millions in it” - f o r
They also are from the Bridal
dangerous thing to debase woman by here
pelling us to take a hand. In any case, we have a long law. Rome tried lowering woman’« Veil district and were well acquaint
some people. Perhaps they’ll whack up with you.
job on our hands; that we will finish it goes without say standard and an outraged civliizatloi ed with many of the people we used
ore ‘ he clothes off the backs of the to know.
ing, and Mexico will certainly be “ pacified” by the time human race and turned them out U.
Further up are the homes o f John
The recommendation of E. I. Cantine, from the state we get through with it. This may all be a good thing in ream in the world naked and un Grant, three fan ¡lies o f the Hayes,
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ashamed.
the Carmens, three o f them, the j
engineer’s office that in any system o f good roads for Coos the way of furnishing an outlet for the furious energies of
Neals, of whom Frank is the supervis
Seasoned.
county the Coquille river should be bridged at Cedar Point, those who have been itching to get this country mixed up
Young Husband—Isn't there some or for this section and kept constantly
rather than at Coquille, seems to have stirred up the ani in the European trouble. Again it may be used to furnish thing peculiar about the taste o f tbes- busy, and W. H. Wise. We did not
Coquille, Oregon
get these in the irder in which they
mals to some effect, and the people o f Coquille are display an argument for that “ preparedness” which is responsible onions, my dear? Young W ife laux j come nor did we get all the names.
iously)— Oh, I hope not, my dear! i
ing some interest in their own affairs by taking steps to for the inhuman slaughter going on across the water.
From Mr. Wise s to Powers is about I
took such pains with them, and I ever six miles, but bei: g told the road was
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revive the project of a bridge at this place. It is time.
aprinkied them with eau de-cologne be very bad we turn d back, but with a
Machine Company
There is no place in Coos or Curry counties where a bridge
fore I put them on to boil, to take feeling that we had visited one of the
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California
away the unpleasant odor. — London j garden spots of Coos county.
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