~ * Baby Buggies No 853, Complete with Storm Front anti Nickle-Trimmed Fender a Nifty Rig in Btown-$14.00 No. 950, $11.00; No. 907, Auto Top, Artillery Wheels, Long Body, $15.75 Lloyd’s Princess Collapsible with Single Operation, Extra Strong, well Reinforced, $14.00 No. 923, Black, Nickle Fender, $10.75 Deity In Four Letters. A remarkable fact reward Ini; the name of God is that It Is spelled with PUBLISHED E V E R Y TUESDAY four letters In most of the tnmruugea Entered as second class matter May of civilized peoples In Latin it U Dcus; Greek, Zeus; 8, 11105 . at tlits post otiice at ( pull*-, Oregon, under act o' Conuri sot March Hebrew. Adou: Syrian, Adad; Arabian. 3 , 187 «. Alla; Persian. Syra; Tartarian. Igra; Egyptian, Auuiu or Zcut; East Indian. P. C. LEVAR, Lessee and Editor. Esgi or Zeni; Japanese. Zulu; Turkish. Addi; Scandinavian. Odin; Croatian. LANS LENEVE, CHt Editor. ! Doga; Dalmatian. Itogt; Tyrrhenian. Devoted to the materia, and social P.her; Etrurian. Chur; Margarían. Oese; upbuilding of the Ooquille Valley |iar- , ;i rman. <;,,it; Prenoti. Dleu; Spanish, ticularly and c f Coos County generally. [( . ivru vlan . Liuti. Sul i per year in advance jn Baton the thrae lattar na— . means "good.” which has four letter». 1 hone Main d o l. j -Boston Transcript. The Coquille Herald Rambles in Rhyme TEN DIFFERENT STYLES VARIOUSLY PRICED H. O. Anderson May Get Mail by Rail In the Near Future (Bv a Ram bler ) The Record publishes a special from Eugene to the effect that efforts are being made to change the routing of the Coos Bay mail from the old Rese- burg stage route to the Willamette- Pacific railway by way of Eugene as soon as through train service is estab lished, which will be some time during the forepart o f April. Last week the R imbler did not stray The matter has been taken up wPh Over the hills and far away. i the Southern Pacific, but nothing defi The reason—please do not forget— nite has been announced by the com Is simply that it was too wet. pany. F. W.^Vaile, superintendent of He only made a little tour, this division of the railway mail ser Up the river, by hill and moor, vice, writes from Seattle to the effect Past farms that in their verdure lay I that Chief Clerk Rand is making an Serene as in the month of May. immediate investigation of the matter. The Southern Pacific officials have been At Johnson by the river’s side j wired to ascertain whether or not they Several families abide; will put in this service in April. McGufFin, Fergus, Shaeffer too, ‘ ‘We will do all in our power to has Newton, Scranton, Cornwell, who ten action,” concludes the letter from Residing in the Johnson house, Mr. Vaile. Pumps his living from the cows; It seems as though some arrange- Nichols, Vetter, Griffin, Beyers, | ment would be arrived at between the Complete the list of the village sires. ! government and the Southern Pacific Fred Shunke caters to the hen, I as soon as passengers can be brought He’s one of of our leading poultrymen. | through, rather than wait for the building of the Umpqua bridge, the Next comes W. W. Rhule, (We never spelled it so at school); only open link. It would save expense And the Schroeder farm beside him lay, for the government and give us a much Largest and best along the way, quicker mail service with the outside world. And Radabaugh we must not forget ♦- • ♦ Where the county's crushing plant is set. February came with the breath of June But March is whistling another tune; But what’s the use to fret and whine? Sit up and say, “ I like it fine.” And smile, and just keep on a smiling; Soon nature will be all beguiling; There aint no need to have the Mues For one whose lot is cast in Coos. - was entirely the fau lt of the M yrtle P o in t driver as he bad no righ t to turn in the middle of the road ex cept at an intersection. Ha l Aaseu been driving a heavy car it would likely have demolished^ the little F ord, strikin g where it did, and as it was, both escaped very luckily. quite sick but not ilat gerouslv ho centuries had been stored theie. It John G ordon , learning that bis I cost us a krone each to >ee the pal house which is located 00 the bank ; ace, but it was actually worth th e near the M iddle F ol k, m ight go ; trip fo Europe, into the river by a slide, moved hi« ....... belongings to Bridge. 1:1 hi .ni m m in Robert Rediker, who bail beeu bway w orkin g at the tie camp, on returning home one day last week found that his house had been broken into and that a sack of dour, (All Rights Reserved) several sacks of potatoes and bis Washington’s birthday was observed ' gun had been taken, at the postoffice by everybody telling | • * N f . P lus U i . tpa the truth, The day passed off quietly with very few words. Administrator’s Notice Hogwallow News B&twwr i m : rira Early Planting . d u e s Finest Flowers The Mail Carrier has made the de- I Tha under8jgned ha8 fl|ed his fina, UP AGAINST THE REAL THING mand that after his death he must not r ecount as administrator with will an- 1916 CATALOG be referred to as the late mail carrier. ! r.exed, of the estate of Walter Drane, LOllCCtlOJI Now at this time comes into court Assistant State rr, * • . . .. deceased, and the Coutity Court of the „ listing the finest Washington Hocks, who prognosri- State of Oregon for Gods County, has ® Fme,‘ Engineer Cantine and puts us right up against it. He SWEET PEAS. cates the weather for the glory there is | made an order fixing the first day of s Pencer* ' came here to represent the State Highway Commission, FLOW ER and in being a prophet, stated to an eye Hay, 1916 , as the time for hearing ob- CARDEN SEED. witness yesterday that if everything ' J cot ions to the same. Objections to to look over the road system and the possibilities for the ___ • j , ... „ raid account must be Sled on or before ROSES. VINES. remained frozen up this way all year j , Hid date P. E. DRANE. development of a good system in this county, to consult DAHLIAS. CANNAS. there would be plenty of cool weather 3 - 7 - 5 t Administrator. Perennial Plant» and with the people here and to advise them if they want ad all summer. the be»t of everything The Excelsior Fiddling Band went to vice. Coming from the State Commission and having in Administrator's Notice lor Home gardens— the home of Sim Flinders the other j Notice is hereby given that the MAILED FKEE mind the plans of that body and the interests of the state night and rendered an enjoyable sere | County Court of the State of Oregon at large, rather than any particular village or farm in nade. By request they played soft and fur Coos County has appointed the un I:";-;' :; :i :1.„1 low so that the noise would not wake uersigned Administrator of the estate Coos county, he has looked at the situation here in con hj 1 of Henry G. Halverson. All persons n,m up" having claims against the said estate nection with that in the rest of the state and in formulat The curtain at the opera house at are requested to present the same duly Tickville has been worn out by being ye” ^ed.‘ ° Welter Sinclair at his office ing a road system for us is evidently endeavoring to lay the under- Sewer Trouble raised and lowered so often, and until Mu-ne^1" 6’ reK?-n’ —or- out one that would work in with the state system. We Next comes Riley, whom men declare K. HALVERSON, another can be bought, the audience j 3 - 7 - 5 t Administrator. the engine groan and swear; are promised financial assistance from the state at large, Makes ---------- *-»----------- The main sewer pipe burst one day will have to keep its eyes closed he- ' And his genial wife rounds out the plan In the County Court of the Stale of Oregon - i last week on A street near Front and tween acts. and it seems that we would be very wnling indeed to ac By catering to “ the inner man.” ! about 20 feet of concrete had to be The Depity Constable has gone to for the County of Coos J. G. Clinton and his wife cept it. In that case, it evidently appears to the state Next j broken up to get at the trouble The Musket Ridge to look for Poke Eazley, --------- Enjoy the farmer’s peaceful life. body that some consideration should be given to the state Well they know how to entertain pipe at that point is 12 feet beneath the who is hiding among the gullies near In the matter of the Estate of Luis Kal- surface of the concrete, and there has the Moonshine still house. Poke is Inski, deceased. Str. Elizabeth wide plans of the Highway Commission. One of those And we hope to visit them again. been some tall digging going on in an wanted at Bounding Billows for a dis- Notice Hearing and bettlement of plans is the construction of a coast highway leading from , . . , . Final Account of Administrator. j R egu lar as th e Clock " ----- ; attempt to reach the pipe. of the peace and quietude of Pursuant to order of court, I hereby Washington to California and furnishing an open road all account of the intense darkuess was | The bank has been caving in to such turbance Luke Mathewsla by approaching him give notice that the time fixed by order S a n F r a n c is c o forced to tie up at Lam pa creek at i an extent that a regular fence has been while he was reading the Congressional of the above entitled court for the hear the year for automobile tourist travel. It would seem as •bout 1:30 a m. and aw ait the erected to work inside of. The water Record and asking him what he thought ing of objection to, and settlement of j my final account as administrator of the a n d Bandon though our people should take the liveliest interest in this in g of r d a y lig , h t It was a very j from the pipe also causes a lot of trou- of the prospects for a blackberry crop a >ove named estate is fixed for the 1st ble as it keepg KUghinK up Up t0 to_ next summer. d ay of May, 1916 , at the hour of ten plan, for such a road would bring through here a tide of com F irst-cla ss fari* or.,. $ 7.50 looking crow d that landed at jday eight feet o f earth had been dug The editor of the Tickville Tidings o'clock A. M ., at the court room of said Uj) freigh t, per ton .'L00 travel of which we now have no conception. But here we sleepy c-iurt at Coquille, Oregon, and such C oquille at 7:45 S a tu rd a y m orning, lout, leaving four feet more between decided to knock Roosevelt’s plans h -aring and settlement will then be come to Cedar point. A through highway in going from A fte r the gam e as the Dispatch j the workmen and the pipe. Owing to has for nominating himself in the head by had. E. & E. T. Kruse DWIGHT E. HODGE a battle ensu. d Ithe amount of 8Urface water the work coining out strongly against him in an Marshfield to the mouth of the river can go by South was departin g quite . . . , j has been suspended until better weather editorial just before the Chicago con- Administrator. 2 4 C alifornia S treet, San Francisco I,«tween some of the Bandon b o y . getg ¡„ N. Lorenz invented quite an slough and the coast, or it can come over this way across the veniion. C oquillers. It w a. a play ful effective pump to get rid of the surplus Isthmus, across and down the river. Mr. Cantine sees the and Little Fidity Flinders has been un THE FORD PEACE EXPEDITION For R eservation* b ittle , the ammunition consisting of ¡water, in the shape of a 6-inch pipe, able to find any fleas on the toy dog he proper place for- the crossing at Cedar point, where the small pieces of potatoes. As w is 'which fit over the hose connection on received J. E. NORTON Christmas. headlands approach each other and the road could be put natural the pieces began to grow -the hydrant- The end ° f ‘ he pipe was Luke Mathewsla has come to the . (C ontinued from Page 1) A gen t, C oq u ille, Oregon . , , , placed in the water in the hole around above the high water, saving five miles of travel for the larger and la rger until whole pots - I the sewer anJ then the hydrant turned conclusion that the North and the ¡1 the days of your youth , marched through tourist and the possible closing of the through toes were hurled at the d epartin g on. The pressure of the water from South are getting on too friendly terms s.viftly by. These are followed the hydrant forced the water out of the to fight each other any more, so he is by many soldiers, carryin g guns road for a few weeks every winter. But this would not gucx s At the height of the battle hole. T h e Celebrated works to perfection going ahead and dispose of the roll of with w icked bayonets attached i Mrs G . N orton of this place while bring the route through Coquille. Neither would it fur seeking a vantage point on the boat and will This be device used when the weather Confederate money he has been saving T he procession marches from one for the occasion. nish the bridge Ijere which is so much needed by the town go t in line o f the hostile fire from fairs off again. of the to luc the u,u" other, Miss Hostetler Hocks will sing a solo end ---------- - ‘ grounds ‘ “ " " u 5 lu 'j j ® and a large part of its constituency. So there is where Mr. the B tn d on ian s and received a blow at the Hog Ford church next fourth and **le ncw officers drop into posi- j Awarded Gold Medal Fifield Can Be Saved Cantine puts us up against it. Can we forget our own in in the side of the face from a life- Sunday. A large number of people Don while the old guards take their p p i p e p IQ IS have decided that they cannot go on place in the procession and move j ’ * ‘ • an ancisco, terests and take the larger view? That is the proposition sized potato which swnt her thoughts Vade G artin, represen tin g the account of the fearful condition of the iw a y . A fter it is all over you see ! ----------- Bandon Recorder, was a Coquille exactly. We are so fortunately situated that in any reelin g skyw ard. A physician was business roads. __, __ , i The strongest and nearest water-proof visitor Saturday. H e in called and with his assistance brot _____ 8“ ards everyw h ere, patrolm g the shoes made for Loggers, Cruisers, good roads plan heretofore suggested Coquille has her back to earth again. It is easily forms us that the Fifield is high and enhances and approaches to the Miners, Sportsmen and Workers. been in the midst of it. We could therefore sit to bo ser n that potatoes are uo good dry on the bench at low tide She EXCELSIOR FIDDLING BAND R oyal B uild in gs. One of my Dan-{ ______ The Excelsior Fiddling Band has be back and give fatherly advice and admonition to substitute is guarded by the U. 8 . coast come noted from the headwaters of ‘*h friends m foim ed me that this for snowballs. Men’s Comfort Dress Shoes those small-souled individuals who would not vote guards. He says that she is stid Gimlet creek to the other side of Rye custom prevails in every capital of intact despite the bum ping she re Straw for its wonderful inability to the world, and he chided me to the for a road system that did ’ not place a hard sur High Water Notes It plays at tunerals, effect that even in my home eitv of Strong Shoes for Boys ceived on the rocks, and she is not make music. face highway in front of their doors. The small sec dances and all occasions where there is Manufactured by up ns has been reported. W ashington the official guard ttn- going to be something to eat and drink, . tional feeling that would prevent the people of Bridge A t its h igh est the present high breaking Mr. G artin states that it is rumored I sup- and will make a contract to play for d °°b ted ly changed at noon w.itei lacks several feet of being as Theodore Bergmann from voting for bonds unless Bridge were to be reached high at Bandon that the w reckage tug any of these affairs for its board. The pose that lik e ly this is so, and as it was at the last flood. by the proposed “good road,” and which would cause the T he train has been aide to get from Sau F rancisco is ou her way band plays by the day or week or hour, rather am usedly I reflected while Shoe Manufacturing Co. and has only recently begun playing he talked, that the W h ite H ouse people of the north end of the county to vote against them over from the Bay during the pres up to pull the wrecked boat off her, some 6 21 Thurm an St Portland, O regon of the poetry composed by Miss She is lvin g within a hun- hun -1 IT“ “ . I ? “"’ guard must consist of eight or ten unless Tenmile were to he connected up, and that made et freshet, but h is been unable to perch. 1 8 Fruzie Allsop. The favorite piece they 8 the Bergmann Waterproof yards of the remains of the j p]ay ¡g “ Hell Amongst the Yearlings.” | policemen, when all of Ask them for are Bandon demand that a good share of the money be ex get any further than Johnson’s Mill dred shoe O il. R andolph which was wrecked last The Excelsior Band has been arrested counted. I was surprised to learn pended between that town and the Curry county line all T he auto atagea between this summer. different times on a breach of on the very m orning T had wit- this looked pretty small to us large-hearted and public place at.d M yrtle Poin t were unable T be Fifield crew were all paid off several ‘ *>e Peace charge, and has been shot at nessed the chan ge of guards, that , r- , while trying to serenade some of our ,,,„ . r » __ , j , spirited citizens. But this thing is different, you see. to ruu Satur day afternoon and Sun and , departed lor Hau rra u cisco at ... . . .. . .. . - , the K in g ot D enm ark rode by un- citizens, but through the influence o i l . " day, as the water was severel inches When it comes to diverting the tourist travel before it is the 00mpany s expense, the day af- Raz Barlow, who plays the lead fiddle, a " e nf1ed on a horse past my hotel, on the b rid ge just this side of ter the wreck. There serms to be they have managed to keep out o f jail j an(i through the principal streets of obliged to pass through Coquille, and putting a bridge deep M yrtle Point und was also over the 00 reason why the stranded boat up to the hour of going to press. The the Capital Since this is almost a anywhere but right here, when one is so much needed road iu several places. cannot be rescued from the beach E*celsi°r Fiddling Band is composed of daily custom , one ought to be par- here, can we be expected to “stand in?” A t Pow ers the water was almost and tow ed into the harbor for re the following persons: Slim Flinders, doned the thought that the K in g is A , ' i >, C a ta h g tVo. — Vjr - cy-xgw; ot Bergmann Shoe v - r In the last Saturday Evening Post, Eugene Manlove Rhodes makes John Wesley Pringle say of the lightning bug: The lightning bug is brilliant But he hasn't any mind; He wanders through créât inn H ith his headlight on behind. Is that what is the matte • with our city council that it doesn’t pass a license ordinance that will cover merry* go-rounds and skating rinks, but waits till a merry-go- round or skating rink has come and gone and then con cludes that it is too late to do anything? B a s k e t B all T h e C oquille H igh school tram chattered the Dispatch and went to Bandon F riday night, accnmpauied by a royal bunch of rooters. H ow ever, they met defeat at the hands of the Ban Ion bunch bv the score of 33 to 18 It w- .s a good gam e, hut C o q u ille’ s team was crippled badly by the h ss m C bas. P erilin g suffering from a bro k er col 11c. N either their p layin g ;.ini w ork cam up ta their s tia standard by a good deal. If O erditlg had been in the game there m ight h ave bet 11 a different story, lor the Coquille ■ team defeated the Bandon 'earn here • several weeks ago with case. The Dispatch leit B don -hortiy »iter lite g im e ivas finished, but on as high as st the last freshet. No one was forced to move out of their home this tim e. The water is now fast receding N o damage has as yet been re ported. except a few fences being washed up. The recent high water seems to be w orryin g the fishermen more than anyone else, as tUc fish won't take 1 bait >t the present tune. Home people who planted pota toes a coo pm of weeks ago on the lowlands, have fouud th .ro aeljrS to be out of luck The mail has been arrivin g about every forty-eight hours which is really more than can be expected when one figures out the hardships the stage men have to contend with i-orniug over the mountains. Every one from the kids up to the oldest settler, agree* tbst this season has got 'em all skinned for high water and snow balls The last and treat news is that the barom eter n pointing toward fair pairB. Autos Collide Fidity Flinders, Raz Barlow, Tobe Moseley, Atlas Peck, Dock Hocks and far too progressive for the old teud al customs w hich he apparently Columbus Allsop. ignores. Bridge Pointers T h e most interesting building I Q uite a lot of excitem ent was) have ever visited is the Rosenborg caused h e r e Saturday afternoon T h isb n ild - Farm ers wLo have been rushing Castle in Copenhagen when two Ford cars, driven by John their sp rin g w ork are somewhat in g tepresents historical conditions Aasen and Joint Lew elleo collided chagrined by tbs late snow storm. from 1449 down to the present dav, in front of Folsom ’s Con fo ctio u ery. The school play shed, although although the bu ild in g itself was L ew ellen who drives a F o rd on the not finished, was initiated last Mon built by Christian Fourth three M yrtle Point stage hoc, was travel day by the boys and girls I t is I hundred years ago. It was occu- in g down the street ju st in front of proving to be a great convenience P’e<^ K in g s o f D enm ark for A (sen. The si le curtains were all to secure good exercise at intermis- ■ Kenerations, but has finally been draw n on the L -w ellen car and he sious d u rin g the bad weather. I turned into a great m useum . T he was unable to s,e well, but despite Mrs Murphy >s v,string friends F ° nt ° ‘ BaP,ism f" r the R oyal f.m i this fact he made a half circle in the hundred at M arshfield an 1 will return H o. IluS duri° * ,he PaM ,h r" street, with the intention of turning j years, as well as the three h u geem - j week. clear around. Rut a half a circle blam atic silver lions used at all Adm in W’ eltch and H arry H -user waa alt he com pleted. A asan ’s car coronations, are to be found here. ! h ive gone over to Powers lo work cau gh t him am isbips and lu o u g h t T h e ancient throne of D enm ark is I in the lo g g in g camps. him up with a short stop. T a'k also among the relics o f the palace. R. C. E n dicott, our “ village It would tie truitless to attempt to about your torpedoing a boat! Why John Aasen would win fame on the blacksm ith,” is rushed with work enum erate the treasures o f this es high seas if he could run a Ford these days. tablishment. M y own crude Yan- car there. The left ft-nJer was torn G eo. Crunk, of Rock Creek, tn ade’ kee thought was that every day front I(Cwe!len's car and both radius a lly in g trip to Brt lge Saturday til 1st have been Christm as in tile rods were sprut g on A asen’s car evening to secure medicine sent by R ya! F am ily (or about 300 w a rs, ami a fender slightly damaged. It 1 Dr Hteniter for his m other who is and that all the rich presents of the Ne w Ho me Users Are Quality Choosers For Sale By COQUILLE FURNITURE CO. Coquille, Oregon The New Horn: Sewing Machine Company San Francisco California