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h » v e y o u a te le p h o n e ? I f not, you should place y o u r o rd e r im m e- m ediately to be listed in th e new d ire c to ry . i A re \ o u properly Hated? T his com pany m a k e s an e ffo rt to p ro p e rly list th e num ber, nam e, classilicntion an d location o f ev ery telep h o n e .subscriber in its d ire c to ry . P le a s e advise o f any ch an ces from la s t d ire c to ry . I (»0 Y ou A d v e rtis e ? I f so, vou can n o t afford to overlook th e te le phone d ire c to ry as a m edium hav in g th e la rg e s t c irc u la tio n in C<« a C ounty. I t is consulted dally by; 15,0W> people a t n early 3000 telep h o n es in Coos an d C u rry C ounties. I F o r full in fo rm atio n ab o u t telep h o n e ra te s, d ire c to ry listin g s and a d v e rtisin g , call C hief Oi»erator. I i C o o s a n d C u r r y T e le p h o n e C o Souvenir From George W ashington’s Estate W a tc h C harm : Made from th e bean of th e K en tu ck y Coffee T ree. T his tr e e w as p re se n te d by T hom as Je ffe rso n and p la n te d by G eneral L a F a y e tte , and is still living and flourishing a t M ount V ernon. P ostpaid 75 cents. C om pass Notice to Creditors N otice is h ereb y given th a t th e u n d ersig n ed h a s been duly a p p o in te d a d m in istra to r o f th e e s ta te o f E liz a b e th ! E. D av en p o rt, d eceased, an d t h a t all persons hav in g claim s a g a in s t said e s ta te , a re h e re b y notified t h a t th ey a r e req u ired to p re s e n t th e sam e, duly v e ri fied w ith th e vouchers th e r e fo r to th e i undersig n ed a t th e o ffle a 0if A. J . S h e r wood, in Coquille. Coos C o u n ty , O regon, i w ithin six m o n th s from th e d a te o f th is ! notice. D ated th is 20th day o f A p ril, 1915. E. E . D a v e n p o r t , A d m in istra to r o f th e e s ta te o f E lizabeth E. D av en p o rt, D eceased. 4-30-51 Notice lo Creditors N otice is hereb y g iv en t h a t th e un d ersig n ed h as been duly ap p o in ted ad- n iin istra to r o f th e e s ta te o f D avid M. D rew , deceased, an d all p erso n s h a v in g claim s a g a in s t th e said e s ta te a r e h ere by required to p re s e n t th e m , w ith th e p ro p er vouchers, w ith in six m o n th s from th e d a te o f th is notice, to th e u n d er signed a d m in istra to r, a t th e law office o f J . J . S tan ley , in th e C ity o f Coquille, Coos C ounty, O regon. D ated th is 13th d ay o f A pril, 1915. from W o o d o n th e E s t a t .: H a tc h e t, 50 c en ts; g av el, su ita b le for I.odges, 75 c e n ts ; m atch holder, 50 c e n ts ; pin tr a y , 30 c e n ts. E ach a r tic le sta m p e d w ith a p ic tu re of M ount V ernon M ansion. A ny a rtic le se n t 4-13-5t p o st paid. B o u '- e n i r s M O U N T V ER N O N , TH E HO M E OE W A S H IN G T O N , is th e nam e of a b e a u tifu l new book, m ade in Colonial Colors, an d indorsed by th e b e s t a u th o ritie s. I t co n tain s 33 illu stratio n s. I t is a sto ry o f a t r i p to W a sh in g to n ’s old hom e, to y o u r shrine— if you love y o u r co u n try . M akes a fine souvenir, g i f t book, o r addition to th e choice th in g s o f th e hom e lib ra ry . $1 p o st paid—and if you a re n ot satisfied w ith it, send it back w ith in te n days, and y o u r m oney will be re tu rn e d . G uy D re w A d m in istra to r o f th e E s ta te of D avid M. D rew , D eceased. In th e C ircuit C ourt of th e S tate of O re- gon for Coos County W . J . CONRAD, P lain tiff vs. E . D. M c A r th u r , K. E. F a l c o n e r , R. C. F a lco ner and U n know n O w n e r s and H . G. H i l l i a r d and A. J. H a c k e t t , SU M M O N S FO R PUBLICATION IN FO RECLOSU RE OF TAX L IE N D e fen d an ts. To R. E. F alco n er, R. C. F a lc o n e r, H. G. H illiard, A. J . H a c k e tt an d U n know n O w n ers th e above nam ed d e fe n d a n ts Send one dollar for a plant from In th e N am e o f th e S ta te o f O reg o n : . You a r e h ereb y notified th a t W . J . the green houses on the W ash C onrad th e holder o f C e rtific a te o f D e linquency num b ered 33 issued on th e ington Estate 6th d ay o f J a n u a ry , 1909 by th e T a x C ollector o f th e C ounty o f Coos. S ta te W rite us about Mount Vernon of O regon, fo r th e am o u n t o f T h re e & 52-100 D ollars, th e sa m e being th e Souvenir Spoons and plates am o u n t th e n due and delin q u en t fo r t a x W e G u a ra n te e E v ery A rtic le J u s t as es f o r th e y e a r 1907 to g e th e r w ith p e n a lty , in te r e s t an d co sts th e re o n upon S ta te d A bove th e real p ro p e rty a ssessed to you, o f w hich you a re th e ow ner a s a p p e a rs o f U . S. P R E S S A S S O C IA T IO N record, s itu a te d in said C ounty and S ta te , an d p a rtic u la rly hounded and B o n d B u ild in g d escribed as follow s, to w it: L o ts 29- W a s h in g to n , D . C . 30-31-32-33 & 34 in Block 10; L o ts 1-2- 3 & 4 in Block 11; L o ts 3-4-5-0-25-26-1:7 & 28 in Block 21 in P o rtla n d A ddition to B andon, Coos C ounty, O regon. OVER e e YEARS* You a re fu rth e r notified th a t said W. E X P E R IE N C E J . C onrad h as paid ta x e s on said p re m ise s fo r p rio r o r su b se q u e n t y e a rs w ith th e r a t e o f in te r e s t on said a m o u n ts as follow s: T ax R a te Y e a r’s D a te R e c ’t of T a x P aid No. A m ’t In t. T rade M a rk s Í 48911 D e s ig n s 1908 M arch 26, 1909 - 4892 V $2 16 15 C o p y r i g h t s A c . A n to n e ■ending n sk e tc h a n d descrip tio n m ay 14893) quickly iiscerlnin o u r opinion fre e w h e th e r an 1909 “ 15, 1910 4373 $4 65 15 Invention la prolm hly p a te n ta b le , Com m unica tions strictly coinidcntlal. HANDBOOK on P a te n ta 1910 “ “ 1911 3270 $6 29 15 ■eut free. Oldest auency fu r secu rin g putuntn. 1911 A pril 1, 1912 6405 $10 40 15 P a ten ts tak en th ro u g h Riunii A Co. receiv e tp /ria l notice, w ith o u t d iu rn o, In Lho 1912 " 7, 1913 6814 $12 96 15 y. 6, 1914 1914 $14 72 VI 15 1913 F e b ’y. Said H. E. F a lc o n e r, R. C. F alconer, A handsom ely illu stra te d weekly. T.areest c ir H. G. H illiard an d A. J . H a c k e tt as culation o f imy a d o n tin e Journal. T e rm s, |:i a y e a r: fo u r m o n th s, $L Bold by all new sdealers. th e o w n ers o f th e le g a l title o f th e above describ ed p ro p e rty as th e sa m e & a p p e a rs o f record, an d each o f th e o th Brauch Onice, f25 F 8t.« W ash in g to n , D. C. e r persons above n am ed a re h e reb y f u r th e r notified t h a t W . J . C onrad will ap- ! ply to th e C ircu it C o u rt o f th e C ounty j an d S ta te a fo re sa id f o r a d e c re e fo re closing th e lien a g a in s t th e p ro p e rty j above described, an d m en tio n ed in said ' certificate . And you a re h ereb y sum - | m oned to a p p e a r w ith in six ty d a y s af- ! te r th e first pu b licatio n o f th is sum 1 m ons exclusive of th e day o f said first publication, and d efe n d th is actio n or pay th e am o u n t due a s above show n to g e th e r w ith co sts and accru ed in te r e s t and in case of y o u r fa ilu re to do so. a d ecree will be re n d e re d foreclosing th e lien of said ta x e s and co sts a g a in s t th e land and prem ises above nam ed. T his sum m ons is p u b lish ed by o rd e r o f th e H onorable J o n n S. Coke, Ju d g e of th e C ircu it C o u rt o f th e S ta te of O regon for th e C o u n ty o f Coos, and D M Y I R C O I / O said o rd er w as m ade an d d a te d th is 28th day o f A pril, 1915, a n d th e d a te o f th e firs t publication o f th is sum m ons is th e l lth iiav of M ay, 1911b | All process an d p a p e rs in th is pro- ! ceeding m ay be se rv e d upon th e u n d er- I sig n ed resid in g w ith in th e S ta te o f Or- | egon, a t th e a d d re ss h e r e a f te r m en- I tioned. J o h n C. K e n d a l l A tto rn e y fo r th e P lain tiff l! I FAIL to CURE any CANCER or TUMOR I triâ t 5-1 l-7 t before It POISONS deep glands or attachas ta beat A ddress, M arshfield, O regon. Scientific American. tVIUNN Co.364 B,o*d"*5 New York W IL l/IA M d ö N H A F F IN E R C D ENGFAVERS-TRINTEKS tOllUJ (aun STAK f I I i I A WILL N GIVE C E $1000 R F0 KNIFE, NO PAIN, M0 P A Y UNTIL CURIO W R ITTEN GUARANTEE 1 Vo X-Ray or ather s w i n d le . A n ls ln n d i a n t make« t h e c u re s NY TUMOR. LUMP OR SORE o n t h e lip . fa re or b o d y lo n g Is CANCER 1?0 PAGE BOOK Sant Fret T e n t! m e n i a ls o f 10.000 CURED. W rite t " so m e HURRY r Is often unav o id ab le, an d w hen It Is .vou can d epend on 11s to throw* th e clu tch over to th e th ird speed an d do I t a lw a y s Boisons d»«p (lands and KIlLS QUICKLY Job p rin tin g ns quick ns an y concern. P o o r c u r e d a t h a lf p r iv e il c a n c e r i» y e t « m all B ut w e p re fe r to h a v e m ore tim e—tim e Mbrm Old Dr. K Mrs Dr. flum ltïtCodgffl in which to do th e very b est possible 434 4 436 Valencia St , San Francisco, Cal. work. ANY L U M P in WOMAN'S BREAST is CANCER KINDLY MAIL THIS to som ion* with CANCLR Notice to Creditors N otice is h ereb y given th a t th e under- ■iy re d hna In en duly app o in ted admin-1 i t t n i tr i x o t th e e s ta te o f C h a rles R. P em t, an d th a t all persona ha That Job Printing h ' el»y notified t h a t th e y a re req u ired to p re se n t tie im e, duly verified w ith Yon w ill need soon should be o rdered th proper v o u ch er thi t ’for, to th e im- now T hen It will be read y w hen you d igneil a t th e oilier :f A. J . Sher- w ant It No o n e will be h u r rie d ........i, in C oquille, ('m e C ounty. O re s ' , w ithin six m onths from th e d a te If you are thinking about o f th is notice. D ated thin 10th day o f M ay, 1915. having some printing done L aura J . H a n s e n , A d m in istra trix o f th e E s ‘‘next week" please see us ta t e o f C h arles R. Phil- i about it today. lip s D eceased. The Job Uncle Ben Did By SADIE OLCOTT •Uncle," a sk ed a little w h ite ch ild of . s e p tu a g e n a ria n neg ro In A lab am a, "w e re you lu th e w ur betw een th e s ta te s ? ’’ ! "Yes, honey, 1 w a r In d e w uh. I.oust | a w ay s 1 w u r d n r.” "Diet you kill an y bo d y , uncle?" "No. i d id n 't kill nobody, h u t I sav ed som ebody’s life." "H o w w a s th a t? Tell m e a b o u t It." "W ell, honey, w hen d e w a h b ro k e out »11 de n ig g ers on de ole p la n ta tio n ” — “ W hy d o you say ’th e old p la n ta tio n ?’ ” “C ase de p la n ta tio n s now a in ’t w h a t dey w as den. Now dey all out up, som e o f ’em ow ned by -de niggers. Den dey w ah big an d lots o’ n ig g ers on 'em . As I w ah a-sa y ln ’, honey, m o st all de n ig g ers w o’k ln ’ on d e ole p la n ta tion d u g o u t ’ce p t me. My m a rs’, yo’ g re a t-g ra n d pop. w ah m ig h ty kind to me. am i I w a s n ’t a field hand. 1 did Jobs a b o u t d e house. I w ah a c a rp e n te r an d could m a k e a n y th in g d n t w ah needed on d r prem ises. , "Y'o‘ - g reat-g - rn n d p . o p . w en t off to d e j wall, an d y o ’ g ran d p o p w e n t oft to de j w ah De Y ankees cum d ow n h v er mid ! took persesstou. De ole p la n ta tio n | d ld n -t |(x)k Uko lt n0 n tto r de Y anks cum . Dey used up de fen ces fo ’ firewood a n d ru n off all d e stock. “ Yo* g ran d p o p w ah g w ln e to m arry yo' g ra n d m a ’bout d n t tim e. Yo’ g ran d p o p w hen he w e n t to d e w ah l e f M issy L ucy w h a t he w a r g w ln e to m arry w ith his m ndder. O ne d ay w hen de Y anks w a r liver yo* g randpop, M arse E d w a rd , cum th ro u g h d e linos fo’ to v isit Missy Lucy. l i e wall d re ss ed In com m on fo lk s’ clothes, case he had no b u siness, bein’ an o sslfo r In de so u th ’n a rm y , to bo In am o n g de Y anks. W h ile he w ah v isitin ' Ids mn an d his sw e e th e a rt one o’ d e ole p la n tatio n h a n d s cum In a n d said dnt som e body tole d e Y anks tint h e w a r dah . Dey w ah cornin’ som e tim e in d e n ig h t to ta k e him . “ M arse E d w a rd w ah cotch ed like a ’possum In tie tra p . lit* d n ssen ’t lig h t out. fo* d e Y anks had cum tint d ay and cam ped all ab o u t, anti he d a s s e if t sta y w h ere he w ah. Yo’ g ra n d m a se n t fo’ m e an d sh e sa y s, s a y s she: “ ‘Ben, M arse E d w a rd com e liver to see me. E f de Y anks cot.ch him h y er dey h a n g him fo’ a spy. C an ’t y o ’ m ake so m ep ’n w h a t he k in hide In d a t dey w on’t s u s p e c T “ 1 sc ra tc h e d m y h ead and done a lot o’ th ln k in ’. Den I said. ‘I don’t know , m issy, w ot I kin do u nless I m ak e a double bottom to d e w ood box, w h a he kin craw l In.’ “ ‘De berry t ’ln g / said m issy, an d I w ent to wo k rig h t off. De wood box w ah in de k itch en a n d w ah a g re a t ldg un. I c u t up som e h o a’d s a n d p u t in a bottom high nough ft)* n m an to lay dow n under, leab in ’ plen ty o’ crack s fo' b r e a th in ’. I h a d n ’t m o’n g o t lt d o n e w hen M iss Lucy seen de Y anks s u r ro u n d in ’ d e house. M arse E d w a rd got In u n d e r de wood, an d d cre w a h a loud rap a t tie do’. Missy to l’ m e to go to de do’, an d 1 w ent. “ ‘W ho d a h ? ’ I axed. “ ‘O pen de do’ rig h t off,’ said a m an I opened de do’, an d w ith o u t a s k in ’ leave d ey sc a tte re d all o b er de house, lookin’ fo’ y o ’ grandpa. M arse E d w ard . Dey sa rc h e d from d e g a r re t to d e eel- ler. lookin’ into d e clo sets a n d u n d er de beds a n d in tie cubbertl in d e d in in ’ room . W hen dey cum to d e k itc h e n I w ah d a r, an d I had de lef’ h a n d co rn er ob m y right eye lookin’ rig h t a t ’em. De r e s t oh my eyes w a s on de wood box. D inah w ah cookin’ tie su p p e r on tie stove. Seein* an o sslfe r lookin’ a t de wooti box. I*went, to d e sto v e, pulled open tie do’ anti says to D inah: “ ‘W h a ’ fo you let tils fire go o u t? ’ And I goes to de wooti box an d th ro w s up d e lid. and I tak* out a n a rm fu l o’ wood an d p u ts it In tie stove. “ E f d a t osslfer Imd any Idee d a t a n y body w ar hidin’ in dat wood box I p u t It o u t ob Ids head rig h t off. Do o ssife r k ep ’ rig h t on a -h u n tin ’, g w ln e d o w n ro lle r A fter b u n tin ’ all o b er d e house he com es up to mo an d lie sa y : " ‘Yo’ niggers know yo’ ow n folks, d o n ’t yo?’ “ ‘R eckon,' I says, w ith a w ink lu de lef’ h an d corner ob ray rig h t eye. “ ‘D en tell me w h a r de spy Is h id in ’ “ I p u t m y m otif dow n close to he y ear, a n d I sa y s so f’ly: “ 'L ook in tie sm okehouse.' “ W ith d nt lie d raw ed off lie m en from de house, an d I reckon he w en t out to do sm okehouse, fo' 1 d id n ’t heah n o th in ' mo from him. “ W hen de Y anks had gone aw a y we tins had a con’til’a tlo n how M arse E d w ard gw lne to git o u t o’ tie trap . De w ay lie done It w a r to ru b lie face w ith soot, an d Missy Lucy sh e kinked he h air w ith h e r c u rlin ’ tongs, an d lie put on d a rk y clothes, an d he jist w alk ed th ro u g h d e Y ankees ns e f he w a r as m uch n Y ankee as any ob ’em. S e x ' day he rode in to tie Y ankee lines u n d er i a w h ite flag w ith som e so u th ’n prison era. "W h o d ’y ’ «’pose w a r de fu s t Y ankee I he m et?” * j “ I d o n 't know , un cle; tell m e.” “D e o sslfe r w ot w ah h u n tin ’ fo’ him tie day befo’ M arse E d w a rd ban saw him th ro u g h a crack an d know ed him I right off M arse E d w a rd larfotl and ! tole him ’bout lt all. b u t sa id he w a s n ’t a sp y ; he only cum to see his nia an d | Missy L ucy “ No. honey, I d id n ’t kill nobody dur- j In’ de w ah. b ut 1 did a m ig h t’ good Job sailin' yo’ g ra n d p o p ’s life. E f I d id n ’t do d a t yo' w o u ld n ’t lieon h y er n ohow .” GET Y O U R IA Stagecoach! I Romance ! ; It Contracted With Travel ; these Latter Days " By THOMAS R DAWN A g e n tle m a n rid in g In a lu x u rio u s p a rlo r c a r on th e C en tral Pacific ra il ro ad read a novel w hich a p p e a re d to bore him , closed It, y aw n ed , c a s t a g iftiu e th ro u g h th e window, y aw n ed a g a in an d w as a b o u t to se ttle h im self fo r a n a p w h en a w h ite b earded se p tu a g e n a ria n lu th e ch air n e x t to him s a id : i “ D ull tra v e lin g now adays. Isn’t It?” T h e bored m an looked a t th e o th er as m uch a s to say, “ 1 have no ac q u a in ta n c e w ith you. sir, a n d 1 d o n ’t w ish a n y .” T h en he g ru n ted a n a s se n t an d w as se ttlin g h im self fu rth e r fo r slu m b e r w hen th e old m an con tin u ed : | “ W hen I tra v e le d ns a y o u n g ste r th e re w as so m e th in g to keep a fellow ' aw ak e . At te n y ears o f ag e I w en t fro m P itts b u rg h acro ss th e A llegheny m o u n tain s, p a r t w ay by stage, p a rt | w ay by ca n a l an d th e r e s t on a sn o rt in g s te a m b o a t o n a river. On th a t ca nal bo at th e re w a s n ’t an y porcelain bowl to w ash up us th ere is on th is car. T h e re w ere only a tin w ash basin a n d a piece o f b a r soup, w ith a roller tow el to w ipe on. B u t th e re w as so m e th in g b e tte r th a n th e re is here. H e r d I d O ffic e F IR S T N A T IO N A L B A N K IDLE MONEY Farmers Merchants Bank and Roseburg M y r tle Point S ta g e STEAMER BREAKWATER “SH E H A D ME CO V ER ED .’ T h e re w ere tw o of th e m o st e m in e n t le c tu re rs in th e U n ited S ta te s ab o ard , an d one ev en in g th ey both g av e th e p asse n g e rs a ta lk .’’ T h e m an w ho w as o bliged to ta k e all th is m ad e a v irtu e o f necessity and listened. “ I ’ve crosst J th e p ra irie s o f Illinois in a stagecon h w ith a p arty th e mem b ers of w hich had n e v e r seen one a n o th e r liefore s ta rtin g an d b efo re th e end o f th e trip becam e frie n d s fo r life. One m an w ho h ad a ste n to ria n voice said he n e v e r felt he h ad room enough to sin g ex cep t w h en he w as on w h a t w as th e n called th e g ra n d p ra irie of Illinois. W e tu rn ed In. s ittin g s tr a ig h t u p a s w e were, a b o u t 10 o’clock an d w ere ja r re d from sid e to sid e an d Jolted up an d d o w n a ll n ig h t B u t a f t er th e first n ig h t w e sle p t well an d w ere read y to crack jo k e s a t o n e a n o th e r in th e m orning. T h e re w ere tw o m atrim o n ial m atch es m ad e on th a t trip. C urious, w a s n ’t it? T h e p a rtie s h ad no a c q u a in ta n c e b efo re .” A rough looking m an n o t q u ite so old. s ittin g In a s e a t opposite, h a d been listen in g to th is c o n tr a s t b etw een th e oltl an d new m eth o d s o f tra v e l an d a t th is p o in t spoke up: “ M ebbe you g e n ts w ould like to h ear one of th em stag eco ach ro m an ces.” T lie old m an acq u iesced . T h e o th er p assen g er looked a s if lie w ould like to call th e < »nductor a n d h av e both m en p u t off th e tr a in ns n u isa n ces. “ I d o n ’t look like a m an ns h as had a rom ance, do I?” th e th ird p a rty w e n t on. “ 1 w as b e tte r lookin’ b efo re a feller w e n t g u n n in ’ for me In th e Al h am b ra g am b lin ' saloon at, C heyenne in 1868 an d give m e th e sc ar. You talk a b o u t tra v e lin ’ f u rd e r e a s t In th e fo rties an d fifties. You d id n ’t hev no sleli p laces to sto p n s C h ey en n e w hen it w as th e te rm in a l o f th e U. P. And ns for yo u r can al b o ats, w ith le c tu re rs on ’em , th ey c o u ld n ’t ’a ’ been ns lively as a stag eco ach w ith ro ad a g e n ts stop- piifi tiie w ay an d lin in ’ u p th e passen g ers fo r th eir v alu ab les. I w as s ittin ’ on th e box w ith th e d riv e r o f n coneh one d ay tlie Inside w a s e m p ty —w hen rig h t o u t on th e p lain , w h ere th e re w a 'n 't a n y th in g b u t c a c tu s an d gopher holes not a tree o r ev en a s h ru b to sh a d e h er--w e com e u p w ith th e pur- tie st g;il i ev er see w a lk in ’ In th e hot sun. She looked a w fu l tire d a n d hot, and I su g g ested to th e d riv e r to ta k e h er up. H e said If sh e w a n te d to ride slic'd have to pay h e r fare. I asked h e r w hy lie w a s w alk in ’, an d sh e said sh e h a d n ’t no m o n ey ; sh e'd ru n aw ay from Imme on a c c o u n t of a ste p m o th e r and w try in ’ to g et to som e civilized to w n w here sh e could lo cate an d m ake a liv in ’ “T ile upshot of It w as I ag reed to pay h er fare, an d sh e g o t inside. T h e m on ey w a’n 't n o th in ’ to nie. seein ’ T’d Ju st rak ed In som e $3.000 a t faro, an d I d id n ’t m ind a little su m like th a t w hen HOTEL T H E IM A M O N O l»K \ \ 1». a Ir. l l c i l A s k y n n r l ) r n c | | « t fo» A \ * hi-cHcw-ter * O l a m o n d T l r n n d / ^ V \ IMIm In K e d #n I «...1.1 n i e t . i M i c \ V / t . 'x . s e a le d w ith B lu e T a k e mo o t h e r . R i ’. S o b . Bay of your v h runist. Ask tot rin.<Tn>:«.TFR « 1M AM OX D II HA A I* I ’ l l l s . f r f , . year; known as Ik s t, Safest, Always Reliaiqe | SOLO BY DRUGGISTS tVtKW.HERE Have you paid the Printer? BAXTER M. M. YOUNG, Proprietor SELLJhATOLD Automobile That old watch Photograph outfit of which you arc tired Your caf, dog or shoat That old wagon, horse or cow Churn, wheelbarrow, tools for which you have no use The unused shed that ought to be tom down The lot that you don't need LK ’S CHICHESTER S PILLS O P R O E C O N a n d W A S H IN G T O N B utter W rap p ers A T TH E i>: • p a r ty gal w a s concerned. T h e tear« A. J. SHERWOOD. PRIX R. E. SHINE, V-Piti. alm o st com e Into h e r ey es w hen she L H. HAZAKJ, Casi»« i 0. C. SANFORD. Assi. Cashier th a n k e d m e fo r d oin’ o f It, a n d I w ish e<l 1 had som e ex cu se to g iv e h e r a lo t m ure. “ W aal, a f te r a spell I clim b ed dow n O F C O Q U I lili ■ . O R IG O fW . and got lu side th e coach. T h e old ooachln’ d a y s lu th e e a s t back In th e fo rties m ig h t 'a ' been sociable, b u t I T r a n s a c t s a G e n e r a l B a n k i n g B u e i n e e i K reckon a feller seldom had a coach al to h lsself w ith a p u rty gal. A nd m eb B«arB ef 01 «cter». be th e re w a’n ’t n o th in ’ to s t a r t a love K (J. Deuirut, A. J Sherwood, N atio n al B a n k o f C o m m erce,N ew Y o rk C ity a ffa ir on oue o’ th em Illinois o r Alle- L. Harlocker, $. H . Hazard, C ro ck er W o o lw o rth N ’l B ank, S an F ra n cisco ghen y m o u n tin g rides. In my case Isaiah Hauke-*, lt. E. Shine F ir s t N a tio n a ll B ank o f P o rtla n d , P o rtla n d th e re w as a m ighty big fa v o r to sta rt one. A gal as h as Jtst been saved fro m w u lk ln ' on a n alk ali p lain In th< h o t su n an d tra n sfe rre d to th e leathei s e a t o f a stag eco ach Is In a m ighty good con d itio n to be m ad e love to b.\ th e m an as done it. •'She told th e p itifu le st sto ry of th at ste p m o th e r o’ h ers 1 ev e r heered. It Is useless money. If you alm o st m ad e me weep. 1 co u ld n 't un d erstu m l how th e gal could ’a ’ stood ^ have sny cash that isn't work It, or, r a th e r, would ’a ’ stood It, seein ing put it to work for you us th a t sh e w a ’n 't uo m easly, bony littU you worked for it Open a th in g , b u t a real stra p p ln ', s tro n g girl “S u d d iu t lt o ccu rred to me th a t till.*- savings account with this hank w as u good ch an ce fo r m e to reform and your money will at once an d s e ttle dow n. 1 tole th e girl about be,{in earning interest for you m y self a n d offered If s h e ’d m a rry « galo o t I'd q u it g am b lin ’, p u t th e Tflon and will keep at the task 24 ey 1 liuil lu m y p ocket Into sto o k in ’ 0 hours n day, 7 days a week sto re a n d w e’d be a s h ap p y ns tw o and 52 weeks in the year. Do tu rtled o v e s. She said It w as aw fu l su d d iu t, b u t se ein ’ sh e d id n ’t know it today. w h a t on a lr th sh e w as g o ln ’ to do— h ere sh e covered h er face w ith her h a n d k e rc h ie f an d b lu b b ered —sh e reck oned s h e ’d b e tte r ta k e up w ith in* ev en If I w as a stra n g e r. 1 kissed her and prom ised to m ak e h er n good h u s band. T h en she cried a leetle m ore an d said su ch a g en ero u s m an d e se rv ed a w ife th a t w o u ld be kin d to him an d sh e 'd d ev o te th e hull o f h e r life to me. “T h e re 's so m ep ln 1 h eered n b o u t *n And Auto Line ru lin ’ p assio n ,’ an d I reck o n 1 had one on ’em In th e m days. I g o t tired l.t»ivc M y rtle P o in t on a rriv a l of o’ lovemnkin* a f te r aw h ile, Jist a s b r a t lA'iu l an d o n . A u to to Hock som e m arried p u rso n s w a n t to come Cie* k ai d fr< m C aiin s; o nly 14 hom e an d sto p loafin' b efo re th e lion m ile“ oi s t a g i n g . A c m e s hi Rose* burg 7 ‘30 p. in. c o n m c tii g w ith eym oon h as com e to a n end. H appen n o rth bound tra in . Arrive M yrtle In’ to p u t m y h a n d lu my co a t p o ck et, P o in t 4 p. hi . I fe lt a p ack o f k eerd s an d . tn k in ’ ’em M ake r. m rv a tio n s in ad v an ce at Ow I out, ask ed th e g al if sh e k n ow ed any Drug b to ie , M arsh field . gam e. She said sh e ’d n e v e r seen any k eerd s before. 1 allo w ed I’d te a c h h e r / II Faggage I'and'cJ Fare From Myrtle Point $7.00 a leetle poker, an d , sh e s ittin ’ o n th e J . L . L A IR D , P r o p r ie to r back se n t a n d I on th e fro n t, w e m ade a ta b le o’ th e m iddle one. I loaned Office at L a i r d ' s S t a g - Barn, Myrtle I Vinl , Built B l u m s h er som e m oney to begin on. “ She w as so stu p id a b o u t it a n d play, ed so bad. bet tin ’ w h en she h a d n 't ' -r* 7 -r> 3 -t. S n o th in ’ an d lay in ' d o w n a full hand, th a t 1 soon won all I’d le n t her. She OLD RELIABLE—EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS said If I ’d try lt a g ’in sh e th o rt sh e could do b e tte r, so 1 loaned h er som e m ore m oney, a n d w e w e n t on w ith th e gam e. T h is tim e sh e did b etter, al ALWAYS ON TIME th o u g h sh e .w as m ig h ty stu p id . “ H ow m uch is one k in g w o ’th ? ' she Sails from Coos Bay asked. E v e ry S unday a t 9 a. m. “ ‘N o th in ’,’ I an sw ere d . “ ‘T w o k in g s?’ From Portland 8 a. m. M ‘Not v ery m u ch .’ E v ery T h u rsd a y a t H a. m. M ‘F iv e k in g s?’ “ 'T h e re a in ’t n o steh th in g .’ T>cke*s or sale at Portland City Ticket Office 6th & O ak St. “ ‘W ell,’ sh e sa id , ‘I ’m gain* to b lu f P. L.-STERUNG. Agent phone Main 181 th is tim e .’ “ I th o rt I'd sh o w h e r th a t it d ld n ’’ pay to tell sh e w as g o ln ’ to bluff, and h av in ’ th re e aces. 1 w en t fo r h er A fte r s h e ’d e x h a u s te d w h a t I 'd loane h er sh e borry ed som e m o re a n d raise* m e a n d k ep ’ b o rry in ' an d ra isin ’ til th e re w as a big p o t on tlie ta b le W hen I th o rt I’d d o n e en o u g h to giv< Under New Management h e r a good lesson I called her. Having based this well-equipped hotel, 1 propose “ D ’y e know , th a t gal held fo u r k ing an d clean ed m e o u ten $400. 1 larfe« to condu t it in such a manner as to merit pat an d th o rt I’d show h e r how easy i ronage and give satisfaction to the traveling w ould be to win it all back, and s ta rte d in. In an h o u r sh e had m; public. pile in h e r bag. “ ‘My d e a r.’ I said , ’se ein ’ I 'tick yoi in to th is y e re coach o u t o* th e broilin su n an d p aid y e r f a re an d consid erin th a t I le n t you th e f u s t sta k e , I rt??koi you 'll n o t refu se to lend m e som epln t« s ta r t in w ith to get rev en g e?’ “ ‘No.’ sh e said, ‘I b e tte r n o t Seein y o u ’re goin’ to be m y h u sb a n d am I ’v e g o t to refo rm you, I ’d b e tte r hob on to an y cash th a t com es in to m; hands. Your p assio n for gam blin m o u g h t git th e b e tte r o’ y e r in sp ite o all y e r good reso lu tio n s.’ “ I d o n ’t like to spile y er Idee o ’ thi> y er stag eco ach ro m an ce by to llin ’ th e rest o’ it, ’cau se it d e g e n e ra te d from <° love a ffa ir to a d ra w , n o t a d raw I11 a g am e o’ poker, b u t a d ra w a f te r a g am e o’ po k er, th e differen ce b ein ’ th a t th e a rtic le d raw ed w a s n ’t a keerd , but a w eepon. I w as so gol d a rn e d d is g u ste d w ith th e gul t h a t I tole h er I w o u ld n ’t tro u b le h er to keep m y cash ns m y sw e e th e a rt o r m y w ife n u tb e r an d sh e could Jist tu rn o v er th e win n in ’s. “S he an sw e re d th a t th e d a y s w hen w im m en kn u ck led d o w n to m en w as o ver an d she proposed to sta n d fo r her rig h ts. W ith th a t sh e tu k her hand from u n d e r a ja c k e t site w ore, an d be fo re I could «ay J a c k R obinson she h ad m e covered. “ ‘U p w ith y e r h an d s, y ’ m easly ga loot,’ sh e hollered, ‘o r I’ll bore a hole th ro u g h th a t stu p id skull o’ y o u rs.’ “Som ehow h e r voice d id n ’t so u n d so so ft ns b e fo re —fact is, it sounded like a m an 's. '" W h o lie you, anyw ay?* I asked. '" J im m ie th e K id!’ “ My b rain becom e illu m in a ted sud- din t. Jim m ie th e Kid w as n d esp er ado w ith a face a n d voice ns so ft a« n g a l’s. FTe had lots o’ w ay s o’ doin' stra n g e rs , b u t his fa v o rite one w as th e gnl rack et. I k n ow ed th a t m y m oney w as gone a n d if I give th e feller any rjis I’d go up too. “ ‘I reckon you kin w alk th e re st o th e w a y / h e said. ‘W alk in ’ w as good enough fo r me. am i It’s good enough for niv h u sb a n d th a t is to be. Seein' th e w im m en is g e ttln ’ th e tip p er h an d I’ve calcu lated to h e one o f 'em my s e lf/ “ O penin’ th e door, he told m e to g it an d I got.” Th e Herald W ant Ads. W ill Do It For You! Business Directory A D i r e c to r y o f e a c h C ity , T o ir n 8-od V illa ffc . g iv in g d e s c r i p ti v e s k e tc h i t e a c h p l a c e , lo c a tio n , p o p u la tio n , t e l e * R T aph. s h ip p in g a n d b a n k i n g p o in t; a l s o C la s sifie d D ir e c to ry , c o m p l i e d b y b u s i n e s s a n d p r o fe s s io n K. L P O IJ C « C O ., K K A T T L 1 .