T he C oquille H erald
VOL. 33,
NO. 24
COQUILLE, COOS COUNTY, OREGON, TUESDAY, MARCH 2, 1915.
CITY DIRECTORY FROM THE NATIONAL CAPITAL [ are brought before
PER YEAR $1.50
the nation day Teaching the Angels to Fly at the Panama* Ray Watson and J. F Schroeder
danced the old-fashioned dance
byplay as a result of the European
Pacific International Exposition
Frate mat and Benevolent Order
called the "Valsovienna ” No one
war, and if the men in charge of
Events of Interest Reported
could play the music for this dance, New Idea Sprung on U . of
the government were as ready to
F. & A. M.— Regular meet
meeting of
• Chadwick Lodge No, (18 A. “ F A A .
For The Herald
so Mrs Watson sang it; but Mr.
O . Student*
resent insults, real and imaginary,
M., at Masonic Hall, every Saturday
Schrotdei soou became winded and
as are most of the public.the United i
night in each month on or before the
(By J. E. Jones.)
full moon.
D. D. Flutes, W. M.
University of Oregon. Eugene—
protested that she sang too fast.
States would undoubtedly have
R. H. M a st , Secretary. t h e a t t a c k o n m o u n t v e r n o n
At miduight refreshments were Three firms handling a line of the
been at war with most every nation
K. 8.— Reguiar meeting of lleulah
Another effort is being made by
served. All uresent enjoyed them same grade in the same territory re
in Europe before this. The moral
• Chapter No. t>, second and fourtn
selves until a late hour, aud voted vealed to an investigator their ad
Friday evenings of each month, in Ma of the idle agitators who breed in is: Keep Cool and this applies with i
prolific numbers at the national cap equal force to every class of people.
sonic Hall.
vertising and their selling cost fig
the afiau a success.
M aky A. P ikbck , W. M.
ital,
to
stir
up
sentiment
against
the
ures:
A nna L awrence Sec.,
STATE IMMIGRATION LAWS
management ot Mount Veinon on-
A
Local
Sensation
C spent $29,000 in advertising:
California has brought herself in
[ O. O. F.—Coqullle budge No. 53, 1. O. the Potomac, the borne ol General
his
selling cost was six per cent.
1 . O. F., meetB every Saturday night
to prominence in consequeuce of
Washington and bis family.
As
Among the marriage licenses in B spent $49.000 in advertising: bis
u Odd Fellows Hall.
auli-alien
laws,
but
the
tnauner
in
H. It. M o o r e , N. G.
usual, the critics pick out particular
last week's edition of the Herald selling cost was four per cent. A
J . S. LAWRENCE, Sec.
which Arizona has tackled the
iucidrnts to make it appear that the
was one reading: “ Harold Moore spent $85,000 in advertising: his
question
is
unique.
A
bill
which
I
AM1F. R EBEK a H LODGE. N o . 20 "clutch of greed” is apparent iu the
and Nellie Church."
Upon read selling cost was two and one half
has recently passed the lower House ,
I. O. O. F., meets every second and
ing this, Dr. Moore, lather ol Har per cent.
fourth Wednesday nights inOdd Fellows administration of Mount Veinon. of the state forbids any persons to i
Hall.
E m a A nderson , N. G,
However, the facts are that about
old of this place, got an idea. Of
Naturally A ’s price to the consum
engage iu hazardous occupations
A n s i v . L aw kkkck , Sec.
the time of the civil war the govern
course the license wasn’t issued to er for a line of the same grade in
unless able to read and write. This
his son Harold, but. upon going the same territory could be no
/'-«OQU ILi.E ENCAMPMENT, No. 25 ment of ibe United States and the
U I. O. O. F., meets the first and third Commonwealth of Virginia had per law is described As "water-tight
home,
Dr. Moore conveyed tlie im greater than B's and B's no greater
Thursday nights in Odd Fellows Hall.
against protest by Japan.” Most
mitted the mansion at Mount Ver
pressiou
his wile that tbe Harold than C’s.
J. S. B arton , 0 . I*.
Vet though A spent
any kind of occupation can be dis
J . S. L awkknck . Sec.
non to become a delapidated old
named in the paper was their own nearly twice as much in advertising
covered to have a hazard if the com
n i g h ts o f f y t h i a s . —bycurgus structure, and the entire estate was
offspring. Mrs. Moore became so as B, his selling cost was nearly 50
petition of cheapness of labor be
Lodge No. 72. meets Tuesday nights
in a condition of shameful neglect.
excited that the doctor beat a retreat per cent less. He lowered his sell
in W. O. W. Hall.
comes too pressing An editor of
K. R. W atso n , K R. S.
Mount Vernon was actually saved
uniil Harold appeared at the house. ing cost by selling more goods, and
one ot the leading newspapers of
O. A. M inton yk , 0 . 0 .
to the people of this country by the
Wbeu H rold aud his mother bad he sold more goods because he ad
tie country comments that “ if the
i j YTHIAN SISTERS—Justus Temple Mount Vernon Ladies Association,
finally adjusted the difficulty, after vertised more. H ’s profits grew as
1 No. 35, meets first ami Third Mon
legislature passes the law of its own
toundcd by Miss Ann Ramela Cun-
lots of arguing on Harold's part, his selliog cost decreased. Accord
day nights iu W. O. W. Hal!.
Mss. G kikok D a v i s , M. E. C. ninghan, known as the "Southern volition it is entitled to most of the '
the doctor appeared no the scene ingly, the man who paid the cost of
M r s . F rkd L inkoar , K. of R
credit for the ingenious evasion ofj
Matron.” The Mount Vernon La
and informed them that most every A ’s extra advertising over B was
p ED M EN —Oouuille Tribe No, 46, 1. dies Association has had among its the spirit which annulled its pre-,
body in town was under the im B, and the man who paid the cost
I V O. R. M., meets every Friday night
vious effort.”
members some ot the most promi
pression that Harold was married. of B’s extra advertising over C was
I n W. O. W. Hall.
J. S. B arton , Sachem.
WHERE WILL TAXATION END?
nent women of the ?ountry, among
In the meantime, Willie Schroeder C.
A. P. M ii . i . kr , C. of R.
In view of the fact that the feder
whom are the present Regent, Miss
and several others were busy get
W. A. -R egu lar meetings of Bea
This illustration was used to
ting a bunch of boys together and
• ver Camp No. 10.550 in M. W . A. Harriet Clayton Comegys, a mem al government has been turning
hammer
home an advertising epi
Hall, Front streer, first and third Sat ber of one of the best Deleware fam short corners to escape deficits that
posting them on the state of affairs,
gram before tbe class in advertising
urdays in each month.
ilies; Mrs. Phoebe Hearst, mother run into many millions, the warn
and later, with the doctor’s assis'-
C. D. H udson , Consul.
at the Uuiversity of Oregon recent
L. H. I r v i . n k , Clerk.
F course angels By. Thut's why they have wings. A visit to the Panama- ance, they had a regular "charivari”
of the great publisher: Miss Alice ing of Leader Underwood, of the
ly. The lecturer was C F. Berg, of
Pacific
International
Exposition
at
San
Francisco
any
day
that
tile
N. A.—Regular meeting of Laurel Longfellow, daughter of the immor House of Representatives, is of mo
winged ladies are taking their places on the roofs of the exhibit palaces party arranged for Harold tor that Portland, vice president of Lennon’s,
. amp No. 2972 at M. W. A . Hall,
tal poet; Mrs. Mary T. Leiter, wife ment. Mr Underwood says that will be convincing If the accompanying photograph docs not serve that night.
Front, street, second and fourth Tues
the widely known glove, hosiery
of the great Chicago financier; Mrs. mere must be some systematic meth purpose. The particular winged ladies In question are called "the acroterta.”
day n gilts In each month.
The boys descended upon the un
and umbrella firm of Portland and
There
are
to
be
thirty-two
o
f
them
distributed
about
the
various
exhibit
pal
M ar y K krn , Oracle.
od of "control” devised for appro
at about 7
L aura B randon , Itec. J. Dundas Lippincott, whose family
aces. They are thirteen feet In height and weigh about 1,400 pounds; hence suspecting Harold
Seattle. The epigram was as fol
is known to the publishing world priations, otherwise it will he im the presence of the locomotive crane to assist In their flight to the roofs ot o’clock, and he was dragged from
lows:
W .— Myrtle
amp No. 197,
the buildings.
the house and many were the con
meets every Wednesday at 7:30 throughout the country; Mrs Jane possible to predict "where the bur
"The man who does not adver
p. m. at W. O. W. Hall.
A. Riggs, the fame of whose family den of taxation of the American
gratulations that were showered up
Lee Currie, C. C.
tise
is the man who pays the cost
people
will
end.”
in banking is known whereever
on him. He was then escorted by
Southern Pacific to
J ohn L knkve , Sec.
G am e Laws Made to
ol tbe other fellow’s edvertising.”
Ex-President Tait is devoting
banks
and
bankers
exist;
Mrs
Hor
torce
to
Leneve’s
confectionery
Show W onder Spots
Favor Portland Sports
t £VENINGTIDE CIRCLE No. 214,
This is not the only advertising
store and ordered to "set 'em up;”
meets second and fourth Monday ace Maun Towner, wife of Congress most of his energies to this same
point
driven home by Mr. Berg,
nights in W. 0 . W. Hall.
problem,
and
perhaps
the
deter
man Towoer, of Iowa, and many
but he refused to do this, and de
A nnie B ur kkoi . d e k , G.N.
A reproduction of the Pacific Editor Herald:
but it was the one that made the
other equally well known women mined effort being made upon the
M ary A. P ikrcr , Clerk.
parted,
swearing
vengeance
ou
his
Some one got a bill through the
Coast wonder spots in miniature -
greatest impression upon the stu
The Advisory Committee for 1914 part of some of our great public
namesake.
TJ'ARMERS UNION.— Regular nieet-
that is the main exhibit of the last Legislature, to prevent the
dents, of whom many will some
U ings second and fourth Saturdays in also indicates the high character of men may result in greater efficiency
Southern Pacific i'impam which shooting of quail at any time in the
eacli month in W. O. W. Hall.
day be consumers of advertising
and
economy,
and
a
definite
policy
people
called
by
the
Ladies
Associa
Baxter
in
a
New
Role
F rank B urkho ld er , Pres.
The deer season was also
1915 visitors to the Panama-Pacific year.
themselves and who are now trying
O. A. M intonyk , Sec.
tion to their counsels.
The com in fixing the extent of appropria
International Exposition will see in shortened two weeks,and it is re
to
learu the methods and results of
tions
by
Congress.
mittee
is
as
follows:
Chief
Justice
r?K A T E K N A L AID No. 398, meets the
Charlie Baxter, on his recent trip
the cowpany’s own building on the ported that they tried to pass a bill
advertising
so that they may waste
F second and fourth Thursdays each White, Washington, D. C ; Henry
THEY ALL DO IT
exposition grounds at San Francisco. to preventthe shooting of all kinds here from the Bay, undertook to as little money as possible when in
month at W. O. W . Hall.
Cass Ledyard, New York, N, Y.;
M rs . C i i a s . E vi - a n d , Pres.
There has been considerable com The entire exhibit will be enclosed of upland birds, even down to assist J. P. Topper in some light
business.
M rs . L o r a H a r k i n u t o n , Sec. Honorable George Gray, Wilming
plaint manifested in the House of in a miniature woodland, with hawks. A law was also passed pro- carpentry work. He was standing
"Consumers read the costly full
ton, Delaware; Colonel William Representatives over the alleged ex-
trails leading among real trees ancj hibiting the use of dogs iu hunting on a rather high box trying to nail
Educational Organizations and Clubs Anderson,
page
ads. of great national adver
Lexington, Virginia;
up
a
transom
over
the
door
of
a
travagance ic the use of automo- foliage; with wild flowers growing what few up-laud birds we are al
O Q U I L L E E D U C A T I O N A L Honorable Edwin Warfield, Balti
tising campaigns and think they
building
After
several
futile
at
lowed
to
kill.The
man
that
got
that
biles by William B. Wilson, Secre- j on natjve soil, aud the horticultural
LEAGUE— Meets monthly at the
pay the ultimate cost,” said Mr.
High School Building during the school more, Maryland.
taiy of Labor. Wilson was placed beauties of California and other bill through evidently never had a tempts to hit the nail, Charlie lost
year for the purpose oi discussing edu
Berg. "But they don’t. Neither
The Mount Vernon Ladies As
his
nalance
and
fell
backward,
and
in the Cabinet because he was a j coas, states blossoming in full bloom gun in his hand, or never even saw
cational topics.
does the manufacturer, who can
sociation hjjs caused an admission member of the mine-worker’s un
B irdik S kee lb , P ie s .
in
doing
so
he
managed
to
knock
a
quial,
grouse
or
pheasant.
Tak
according to season.
E dna H ak lockkr , Sec.
not decrease the quality of bis arti
fee of twenty-five cents to be charg ion, and now it is claimed that he
Passing from the foyer into the ing everything into consideration, down a stove and several yards of
cle
or make it cost more to the buyer
ed all visitors, and the funds have has four automobiles, all paid for by
stove
pipe.
He
was
seen
limping
central part of the building the vis that is the way they have our duck
social organization. Hall in Laird’ s been used to restore Mount Vernon
thau a rival article.
Neither does
to
the
railroad
station
on
a
very
the
government.
The
garage
char
law
fixed,
a
man
might
just
as
well
itor will find himself in a dif
building, Sevond street.
the
jobber
or
retailer
pay
the cost;
to
its
old
grandeur.
First-class
L J. C a r y , Pres.
ges for Secretary Wilson's machines ferent world. The entrance leads sell his gun and dog. It is a mys game leg, and it is rumored that be
W. C. E ndicott , Sec.
their
profits
remain
stationery.
men have been employed, and they amounted to $596 41 during 1914.
had
to
cancel
a
dinner
engagement
through the heart of a California tery that some one didn’t try to get
OMMERCIAL CLUB— L ko J. C ary h ave g iven t h e ir 'in t e llig e n t indus-
' The successful firm’s advertising
big tree, just as the road passes a bill through to prevent the shoot as a result of his fall. It is a good
PROTECTING
THE
TREKS
L.
II.
H
azard
,Secretary
try
and
]
;ves
t0
tb
e
w
o
r
k
0
f
perpet
Piresident;
tbiug for Charlie that his bones are is bought and paid for by the fit ms
ing of blue rock pigeons.
through
the
famous
"Wdwona”
in
The forestry squad in Washing
uating and preserving the place.
that are less successful.
Taking a number of things into well cushioned.
Transportation fa cilities
the Mariposa Big Tree grove.
_ They have very properly been paid ton have invented a tank-wagon
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"Take 10 stores, each doing $100
view,
it
is
very
evident
that
if
a
cer
Here and there are the views of the
■p RAINS—Leave, smith bound 8:10 a. good salaries, but perhaps less than that carries a large supply of sul
T o Shoot for Cup
a
day
business, each with overhead
tain
per
cent
of
Coquille’s
sportsmen
best
known
scenic
features
reached
L m. and 2:40 p. m. North bound the same class of sei vice would have phur and lime. This is mixed with
expense of 25 per cent of goods
were million dollar men, as Port
9 :26 a. m. and 4 ;26 p. m.
by
the
company’s
lines.
Mossbrae
cost the government itself, had it water and by means of a long hose,
land's sportsmen are, the duck law
The Coquille Rod and Gun Club sold, and each with 25 per cent pro
OATS—Six boats plying on the Co- dene its duty in acquiring Mount the highest ot
trees are sprayed. | Fal1- near
Shasta Springs, with her
would
be
a
good
deal
different.
is
going to bold a shoot for the fit. One of the ten owners sets
quille river afford ample accommo
Washington is literally a city 0! E v e n in g
waters, is just
before the
dation lor carrying freight and pa3sen Vernon. There is no historic relic
Around Portland they have large Fred Gilbert loving cup at this aside to per cent of his sales receipts
gers to Bandon and way points. Boats in the world better preserved, and trees, and the development of means entrance, while Yosemite Valley is
lakes, all of which are rented by place between March 15th and 20th. and doubles his sales. He thus re
eave at 7 :30, 8 :30, 9:20 ami 9:C0 a. m.
the management of which ought to for more effectively preserving this j seen ’ a tbe distance on the right these big clubs. The ducks are fed
and at i -.00, 3 :30 and 4 :45 p. ir..
Fred Gilbert is unquestionably duces his overhead expense to I2j4
great wealth of natural beauty has and Lake Tahoe on the left.
As
t^TAG E—J. 1,. Laird, proprietor. Im be fieer from criticism than Mount
throughout the year, and it is easy tbe most popular and expert trap per cent and his advertising expense
parts 5:30 p. 111 . for li »»-burg via Vernon.
The institutions under furnished the Forestry Department! the trails are lollowed through the for the Portlanders to get shooting shooter that ever lived
His profits,
The cup to fiye per cent.
Myrtle Point, carrving the United Slates
woodland other scenescorae iu view.
government control do not, as a au opportuuity to directly observe
mall and pasengers.
at auy time of the day they wish is given in honor of Mr. Gilbert’s accordingly, are increased to 37J4
There
is
Crater
Lake,
Ore.,
repro
rule, show good care, and the splen the progress of many methods which
OSTOFFICE.—A. F. Llnegar, post
duced with a faithfulness even e x The way they have the time law 20th anniversary as a trap shooter. per cent, less the five per cent ad
master. The mails close as follows: did results which every observer have been produced from time to
fixed we have to quit shooting at
The Dupont Powder Company vertising expense, or seven and one
Myrtle Point 7 :40 a. m. 5:20, 2:35 p.m. beholds at Mount Vernon, are clear time. While a good deal of the ex acting the identical color ol the
the time the ducks start to fly of an has secured a large number of these half per cent more than in the be
Marshfield 9:06 a. m. and 4:15 p. m.
water.
Again
there
is
Mount
Shasta
Bandon, way points, 8:45 a m. Norway proofs that attacks upon the Mount perimenting has been done locally,
evening. So now isn’t it very plain cups, and one will be given^to each ginning. His additional sales to a
and AragoI2:55 p.m. Eastern mail 5:20 Vernon Ladies Association are out still the whole country has been with her towering snow-clad peaks;
p. m. Eastern mail arrives 7 :3 0 a. m.
and a picturesque view of the Santa if we get no shooting, or very little club making the proper request for great extent mean correspondingly
rageous. The agitators are asking benefited from the methods that
here of a winter, that that will make one At a recent meeting of the decreased sales among the other
City and Countv Officers
for a congressional investigation. nave been tried out in Washington. | Clara Valle>’ and Lick Observatory. it all the better for these clubmen Rod and Gun Club it was decided nine owners: they have paid bis ad
on the
RAILROADS
REGAINING
COURAGE
Tbere
*s
Midway
Point
on
.... A. T. Morrison Perhaps s u c h an iuvesligation
the following winter.
For when to send for a cup, and it will be vertising bill, increased their over
Mayor......
The railroad people have evident Monterey Peninsula; the Santa
....J. 8. Lawrence would be a good thing, as it might
Recorder
the ducks leave here iu the spring awarded to tbe man making the head proportionately and lessened
Barbara
Mission;
Cataliua
Island;
.......... R. H. Mast
Treasurer
ly regained courage, as they hava
P. M. Hall-Lewis clear the atmosphere of the untruths
Engineer
the Riverside Orauge district; Palm 00 amount of low water they go in- best score out ot a possible hundred, their profits proportionately,
........... \. P. Miller that have been circulated against ceased hanging about the doors of
Marshal
to the lakes around Portland by the at the traps. There must be at
Mr Berg described the benefits
Oscar WicKham
Night Marshal
Washington, and whether the in Canyon; the headgates of the True
Water Superintendent S. V. Epperson the women, who have performed so
thousanc^, not only from this county least ten members compete for the brought to farmers and rural resi
kee
Carson
Irrigation
project,Neva
Fire Clue:
W. C. Chase noble and patriotic a duty in be crease in rates is responsible or not,
but from many others.
So now enp, and, from the interest shown dents by advertising. "Millions of
Councllmen—Jesse Byers, C. T. Skeels
their reports to the Interstate Com da; the Roosevelt Dam and Cliff
C. I. Kline, Ned C.Kelley, W . H. Ly half of their country. Congressmen,
Dwellings, Arizona; the famous old [ « “ ’t it plain to you why we want at the last meeting, tbe entire club dollars in labor-saving devices are
ons, O. C. Sanford. Regular meetings or individuals who look into the merce Commission show a more
Alamo of San Antonio and a Louis- our du<* law changed and extend will likely be out after the cup, and annually sold to farmers through
first and third Mondays each month.
affairs at Mount Vernon are always healthful and encouraging condi
iana plantation on Bayou Toche.
ed> and wky Portland sportsmen(?) as the club cosists of perhaps fifty the press,” be said.
convinced that the best possible re tion. Since the first of the year
Justice of the Peace.......... J. J. Stanley
An idea of the pains taken by the want theirs to stay just as it is. members, a lively shoot is antici
"When an auto has to ascend a
$30,000,000 in orders for locomo-
Constable........................... Ned C. Kelley sults have been obtained.
.
.
.company to accentuate the local Don’t think that we are envious of | pated
hill, you do not pinch off the gas
lives, cars and equ.pment have been j ^
of each view may ^ gajned Portland for we cer!ainlv are not.
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GOVERNMENT ENVELOPES
to save money: you turn on more
County Judge ............... James Watson
P
,ce
■
I
from
the fact that it has obtained w e i u»t simply want a fair show at
W ill go to Fair
A total of 2,500,000,000 stamped
gas. Now, business is all uphill:
Commissioners- W. T, Dement, Geo. J.
t h e PATENT o f f ic e
card
load
after
carload
o
f
soil,
shrub-
Armstrong
the birds in a sportsmanlike m anner
envelopes are used annually iu the
there
are no level grades. Adver
The officials of the patent office b ery, etc. from each district repre-
Clerk...................
Robt. Watson
Harry Lockwood, of Bandon, tising is the gasoline of business.
Alfred Johnson, Jr. conduct of official business ot the at Washington report that there are *ented ,“ ,lhe exhibit' For ««ample and do not wish to bog the w hole
Sheriff ...............
Treasurer......... ............ T. M. Dimmick government. There are three hun-
.
.
..
1 Santa Clara county sent several business.
was in town last Friday. He is get Use it with judgement, but do not
Assessor.......... ... ............
T. J. Thrift
47.000.000 coptes of patents scatter-1 car,oadso| (tM9 and toliage; A f ,_
S portsm an
ting together a bunch of boys to at try to make your saving on it
..... Raymond E. Baker hundred and fifteen different styles,
School Snpt.
Surveyor...........
C. F. McCullock sizes and grades of wrappers used ed about the establishment, "stack-; zona severa| cars of cactus and
"Local dealers should use local
tend the San Francisco Fair Cbas.
ed on wooden shelves and exposed other plants. The whole is intended
F. E. Wilson
C oron er.............
Knight* Entertain
papers
in connection with national
and
Vannie
Willard
of
this
place
...Dr. Walter Culin at the Capitol and in the Depart to danger from fires,”
Health Officer
This condi- to give the exposition visitors a
ments.
None of these envelopes tion has existed for years, and some' faithful idea ol ibe scenic and other J
have volunteered to go, and he says campaigns by manufactures.”
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are of any use to the general public, day the old rattle-trap, which looks 1 features to be found on the Pacific, j <ast Tudsday e v e n i n g t h e that he expects to have at least
Mr. Berg’s lecture was illustrated
Societies will g e t the very best
as they are of the class that are like a "hur ah’s nest” may be de- coast— to show the man who thinks Kni b|s eDtertajDed at the w 0 1 tweuty from Bandon, Coquille and by advertising results secured by
stamped "penalty tor private use to stroyed, with its priceless records, of Europe in contemplating a jour-
PR I N T I X G
Marshfield to represent Coos coun well-known manutacturers of autos,
avoid payment of postage $300 ’’
just as the officials have been pre- ney or vacation that he is missing W ' ha11 ln honor of ,he K ‘ of P
at the office o f Coquille Herald
dieting year after year for a quarter something RF-AL when he fails to anniversary. The evening was giv- ty. They*1ntend leaving in a cou watches, hosiery, rooting and other
THE STRUGGLE OF NEUTRALITY
lines.
See America First.
:en to games and dancing.
Mr».* ple of weeks.
The most perplexing problems of a century.
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