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About Coquille herald. (Coquille, Coos County, Or.) 1905-1917 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 24, 1914)
SUPPLEMK N T TO T he C oquille H erald VOL. 33. C O Q U ILLE , COOS C O U N T Y . OREGON. TU E S D A Y , N O VEM B E R 24. 1914. NO. 9 P E R Y E A R $1.50 Having purchased W . O. Laird’s stock of complete house furnishings, and intend ing to move my present 3 tock to the Laird building I have made a substantial cut (about 25 per cent) in prices on all articles in the old store. This will continue until the date of removal Nov. 30. Sale price on the TTP Laird stock will be in force until same date. J m L " m v I I PIANO VOTES Double Votes Given On Anderson-Drane Piano Contest on all subscriptions, new or old to the Herald, turned in on SATURDAY. N O V E M B E R 23 th - IS mmoBsmàSm ~n ir ..... 9 Bang! Another Blowout! HEN you have a blowout on the road or your engine goes wrong or something else gets out of gear we are at your service. We tow “ dead” cars home or we •epair them on the spot I f you can reach us with your own power we guarantee to locate the trouble at once and fix it right at least cost to you. W This garage is at your service at all hours for quick repairing. Just phone. Y o u will re ceive prompt and efficient attention. KI ME & VONPEGERT ISSUED AT OLD STAND AS USUAL The page ran on the errand, stop ping to ask the head usher where World’s Greatest Agricultural Display to Be Senator Clay sat. Then he asked: It was a very hot day and the Made In Vast Palace of Agriculture at Panama- "W ho is it that has only one1 eye?” fat drummer who wanted the Pacific Exposition, San Francisco, 1915 The usher, thinking it is a ques twelve-twenty train got through the j tion in mythology, replied: "W hy, gate at just twelve-twenty-one. Cyclops, ol course ” The ensuing handicap was watched The page deliveted bis message with absorbed interest both from “That Air” in this astounding way: "Senator the train and the station platform. Cyclops wants to see you in the At its conclusion the bieathless and Miss Rosy Nohall had just re perspiring man wearily took his turned from a finishing school, and cloakroom.” way back and a vacant-faced "por- | bad evidently fulfilled all that was ter” came out to relieve him of bis ! requited of her in the scholastic line D r iv in g a B a r g a in . Old Mr. Beemau was decidedly penu grip- She aud her lather were settiug rious. but as his premises were becom ‘ •Mister,” he inquired, "was you in the dining room. ing overruu with rats be decided to en tiyin' to ketch that Pennsylvania “ That air----- ” remarked her gage a professional rat catcher, when train?” the following conversation took place: relative. "There. Mr. Reemnn,” said the rat “ No, my son,” replyed the “ Father, dear,” interrupted Rosy, catcher, “ T’ ve cleared your premises patient man. \N o, I was merely “ it’s vulgar to say, ‘that air.’ You of the varmints, and I take 'em all chasing it out of the yard should say ‘that something there,’ j away with me. Yiyfll have no further ♦ • ♦ trouble with rats. I assure you. and or, preferably, just ‘ that.’ ” you won’t have to bother about the . Apples to Siberia. “ Well, this ear----- ’’ commenced dead ones either. I’ ll put ’em right in this box. The hill is $.V Oregon apples are finding a mar her father; but he was cut off again. Mr. Beemau peered anxiously over “ No. father,” smirked the dutiful the rims of his silver rimmed specta ket in far-away Siberia and the call for stock this year is unusally heavy. daughter. “ That’s just as vulgar cles. "Don’t I get anything for the he inquired. —Denver Repub A shipmeut some time ago of 125 You must avoid such expressions as rats?" lican. . boxes of Hood River apples to Vlad 'this ’ere’----- ” ? ' «!><• - s>- ' r . -i* R e d u c e d H im . Father became irate ivostok was received in excellent A London advertising expert w «4 “ Look here, my girl," said he, praising in New York the change tb: t condition and met with ready de mand from the natives. Within “ I ’m going to say what I mean. has come over the advertisement "In HE accompanying photograph was taken of the Palace of Agriculture before t! e Esplanade was given the asphalt pavement which it now the last few days other shipments That air is bad tor this ear of mine, j advertising, as in other things." » e said, “ it has been found that hones v have gone forward, being routed by and I ’m go.ng to shut the window. pays, and today, throughout the world, has. This facade of the Palace of Agriculture looks out upon the After that Rosy said no mure. the successful advertiser is mode t way of Puget Souud from which Marina and the waters of San Francisco bay. and conservative in his statement point they will go by steamer to The outside height of this building is ninety-six feet. It is 579 by 031) feet Advertising is no longer mistrusted. W ho Wanted Him and was erected at a cost of $425,010. The opening at the' left opens on the Japan, thence to Siberia. No advice Things are no longer ns they were In the architectural wonders of the has been received as to the ptices at Phatt’s day lie weighed over 4< 0 Court of the Universe, which is to he one of Senator Tillman sees more with pounds. Well, he saw an ad iu the pa entire Exposition. which these apples are sold to the The portals shown at the right are beautifully wrought and rich In color. his one eye than many men do with per—’Fat folks reduced. $;V—and I e The central niche is occupied by a sculptured figure of the Conquistadera. On ultimate consumer. answered i t ” “ Did he get any reply7” two; nevettheless those who see1 either side of this in slightly lower niches are figures of the Pirate, which asked a listener. “ Oh. yes: it was him cannot help noticing his mis just as advertised.” "That’s good. stand eleven feet high. Carlyle said This: The wall surface is of imitation Travertine and present a pinkish ocher No man oppresses thee, O tree fortune. Some lime ago he clapped IIow much was he reduced?” "Why, tint. At the eaves other tones are used, and the dome shown here is o f orange, just as the advertisement said—$5.” while the base of the dome hears a blending of pinks, copper green and blue. and independent franchiser! but his hands for a page from the cloak This palace is directly opposite the yacht harbor, which is to be the scene does not this stupid pewter pot op room, and a new one responded. of thrilling events in 1915. ___ “ Tell Senator Clay,” he said, press thee? No son’of Adam can bid thee “ that I want to see him in the cloakroom.” come.or go, but.thisjlabsurd pot of Not What it Looked Like heavy-wet can and does. Thou art the thrall not of Cedric the Saxon, but of thine own brutal appetites, and this accursed dish of liquor. And thou pratest of thy liberty, thou eutire blockhead! T S T O P NOW BUY GIFTS BARNYARD HYGIENE ELECTRICAL Wonderful Bargains in Electric Flat Irons The gift electrical is the gift practical. 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