fJThe Herald, the o ld estab­ lished reliable newspaper of the Coquille V alley in which an “ a d " always brings results. il jo b Printing— N ew presses new material and experienced workmen. A guarantee that Herald printing will please 5 V O L. 32, Fraternal and Benevolent Orders A F. & A. M.—Regular meeting ol . Chadwick Laxlge No. 08 A. F. A A. M.. at Masonic Hall, every Saiurday night in each month on or before the full moon. t>. D. P kkcb , W. M. R. H. M ast . Secretary. Regular meeting ot lteulah O K, . g,— Chapter No. 6, second and fourth Friday evenings of eacli month, in Ma­ sonic Hall. M ary A. P ikkck , \Y . M. A nna L awrence bee., Coquille Lodge No. 53,1. O. I . O. O. O. F., F.— meetB every Saturday night n Odd Fellows Hall. C. H. C l e a v e s , N. G. J. 8. L awrence , Sec. M N o .20 1. o . O. F., meets every Becond and fourth Wednesday nights in Odd Fallows Hall. E mily H ehset , N. G, m A nnie L awrence , Sec. /C rehekah C O Q U I L L E , C O O S C O U N T Y , O R E G O N , T U E S D A Y , J A N U A R Y 2 7 , 1914. N O . 18 CITYDIRECTORY a m ie = lodge , e n c a m p m e n t , No. 25 I. O. O. F., meets the first and third Thursday nights in Odd Fellows Hall. J. S. B arton , C. I*. J . S.L awrbnce , Sec. o q u il l e SYNOPSIS OF FHQM ME NATIONAL CAPITAL! SEES MANY EVENTS K (By J. E. Jones) THE NEWS IN TABLOID FORM Condensed for the Quick As­ similation of Busy Men and Women— General Round- l p of a Wide cope Madame Lillian Nordica, the fa­ mous singer, is reported critically ill Lord Stratbcona, IJigb Commis­ sioner of Canada, died last Wednes­ day. A new army altitude record of 10.600 feet was recently made at San Diego. o f p y t h i a s .—Lycurgus Mss. GEiHoE D avis , M. E. C. M rs . F red L inegar , K. of R. R Lincoln Beachey recently looped ED MEN—Coauille Tribe N o .it , 1. the loop five consecutive times from O. R. M., meets every Friday night a height of 750 feet. 1 n W. O. W. Hall. J. S. B arton , Sachem. A. P. M iller , C. of R. Under the new tariff, eggs are being shipped to this contry from W . A.—Regular meetings of Bea- Germany for the first time. . ver Camp No. 10.550 in M. W . A. Hall, Front street, first and third Sat­ The city ol Chicago will finance urdays in each month. a chain of grocery stores and coal C. D. H udson , Consul. L l H. I rvine , Clerk. yards to sell at cost to the poor. N. A.— Regular meeting of Laurel In Norway the government is . Camp No. 2972 at M. W . A . Hall, Front street, second and fourth Tues­ about to utilize the plentiful water power by electrifying the railroads. day nights in each month. M ary K ern , Oracle. The son of the late J. Pierpont E dna K eli . ey , Rec. O. W .—Myrtle Camp No. 197. Morgan says that the $60,000,000 . meets every Wednesday at 7 :30 worth of art treasures left by his p. m. at W . O. W . Hall. father will not be disposed of. Lee Currie, C. C. J ohn L eneve , Sec. South Bend, Wash., will limit VEN1NUTIDE CIRCLE No. 214, employment on city work to Ameri­ meets second and fourth Monday can citizens or those who have nights in W . 0 . W. Hall. O ra X . M aury , G. N. taken out their first papers. M ary A. P ierce , Clerk. A British submarine which drown­ ARM ERS UNION.— Regular meet­ ed her crew by failing to come up ings second and fourth Saturdays in was located alter a long search, in each month in W. O. W. Hall. F rank B urkholder , Pres. 200 feet of water. 0 . A. M intonye , Sec. Kaiser William has issued an r a t e r n a l a i d no . 3»8, meets the order fordidding officers in the Ger­ second and fourth Thursdays each man army from taking the arm of month at W. O. W . Hall. M rs . C has . E vland , Pres. a lady when walking with her. M rs . L ora H arrington , Sec. St. Louis is to have two women Educational Organizations and Clubs judges in the police court, to bear O Q U I L L E E D U C A T I O N A L cases in which women and girls are LEAGU E—Meets monthly at the on trial. High School Building during the school The Cross of the Legion of Honor year for the purpose ot discussing edu­ cational topics. has been bestowed upon Sarah R ena A nderson , Ptes. Bernhart.The first woman to be so E dna M inakd , Sec. O KEEL KLUB—A business men’ s honored. social organization. Hall in Laird’ s In Montclair, N. J., the public building, Second street. schools have courses for house­ A. J. S herwood , Pies. F' red S lag le , Sec. wives— cooking, marketing and OMMERCIAL CLUB J. E. N orton household work. President; J. C. S a » age , Secretary Life in the army is now shown in moving pictures exhibited free Transportation Facilities by aimy officers un^ler orders from RAINS—Leave, south bound 9:00 a. m. and 3:00 p. m. North bound the war department. i O :40 a. m. and 4 ;40 p. m. It is proposed to establish a sub­ OATS—Six boats plying on the Co­ quille river afford ample accommo­ merged weir or dam at the outlet dation lor carrying freight and psssen ot Lake Erie for the purpose of rais­ gers to Bandon Htid way points. Boats ing the water in the Great Lakes. I eave at 7 :30, 8 :30, 9 :20 and 9 :o0 a. m. and at 1 :00, 3 :30 and 4 :45 p. rr„ A Russian aviator has built an TAGE—J. L. Laird, proprietor. De­ aejoplane weighing three ions, hav- parts 5:30 p. m. for Roscburg via i lg engines ol 400 horsepower, and Myrtle Point,carrying the United Slates capable of carrying 20 passengers. mail and pasengers. OSTOFFICE.—A. F. Linegar, post­ A flotilla ot French aeroplanes master. The mails close as follow s: will make a 1400 mile flight across Myrtle Point 8:40 a. m. and 2:35 p. m. Marshfield 10:15 a. m. and 4:15 p. m. the desert of Sahara, starting from Bandon and way points, Norway and Oran, Algeria, and landing at Tim- Arago 12:45 p. in. Eastern mail 4:45 bnctoo. a. m. Eastern mail arrives 10: a. m. More than 120 million board feet City and County O fficers of timber was given away free last M a yor................................A. T. Morrison year by the government to settlers R ecorder.......................... J. 8. Lawrence Treasurer................................ 'R. H. Mast and miners living in or near the City Attorney................ L. A. Liljeqvist national forests. Engineer....................... P. M. Hall-Lewis Marshal........................... C. A. Evernden Wild horses are doing much dam­ Night Marshal..................... John Hurley Water Superintendent S. V. Epperson age to settlers in western Alberta Fire Ohie:........................ Walter Oerding and eastern British Columbia, kill­ Councilmen—D. D, Pierce, C. T. Skeels \ W. C. Laird, G. O. Leach, W . H. Ly­ ing domestic horses and leading ons, Leo J. Cary. Regular meetings away valuable mares. first and third Mondays each month. Now Colombia wants $25,000,000 Justice of the Peace.......... J. J. Stanley as compensation for the canal strip, Constable........ .................. v • ivciiey and to be made a partner in the ca­ nal without investment as compen­ ........... John T. Hall County Judge Com m iseioners—W. T. Dement, Geo. J. sation for her fractured “ honor.” Armstrong Algin, a new product ol seaweed, Clerk ............ ........ James Watson . . \V. W. Gage is now used in the manufacture ol Sheriff .................... ...... T. M. Dimmick T. J. Thrift non-inflamable cinematograph films School Supt............ Raymond E. Raker and in the treatment of paper to A. N. Gould F. E. Wilson make it water, flame and germ Coroner Health Officer............. Dr. Walter Culin proof. Rev. W- F. Ineson, pastor of the Methodist church at North Yakima, Wash., is in a peck ot trouble be­ cause he announced that he did not believe the story of Jonah and the I whale literally. M R w E F F K C r B S P THE __________ HANDWRITING IF YOUR INCOME OVER $3000 Events of Interest Reported Writer in Liquor Journal Thinks Nation-Wide Prohibition You Must Make Report Be­ for The Herald fore Mar. First is Coming-Says it is Liquor Dealers’ Fault A Copenhagen brewer, recently Lodge No. 72, meets Tuesday nights deceased, has left $40,000,000 for in W. O. W. Hall. art purposes. R. R. W atson , K R. 8. O. A. M intonyb , C. C. The latest craze in Washington, t j YTH IAN SISTERS—Justus Temple I). C., society is the study of psy­ 1 No. 35, meets first and Third Mon­ chology and ethics. day nights in W. O. W. Hall. n ig h t s P E R Y E A R $ 1 .5 0 The following extraordinary art­ ! it must go it will be banished. T H E W A R G A M K IN A C O U N T R Y OK icle appears in tbe National Liquor We are not discussing the beuefit Dealers’ Journal. For that reason, or justice of prohibition, but its pos­ PEACE we pronouncs it extraordinary sibility and its probability in pres­ 1 here appears to be a new oppor­ as showing that the more intelligent ent circumstances. tunity for the “ oldest inhabitent,” of the friends of the liquor dealers To us there is “ the handwriting or the “ only survivor” of the Fiji- themselves are at last seeing the on the wall,” aud its interpretation Australian war to fix the time when bandwriting on tbe wall, and that spells doom. tbe American lords of the army and they realize that the threatened e x ­ For this the liquor business is to navy did not bemoan the unprepar­ edness of our fighting machines, tinction of the liquor traffic is the blame; it seems incapable of learn­ and the lack of men,to properly up­ fault of the liquor dealers and no ing any lesson of advancement or one else. But the article must be any motive but profit. hold the peace aud dignity of our read to be appreciated. It runs as To perpetuate itself it has formed great country. This we are re­ follows: alliance with the slums that repel minded by the declaration of Gen­ When the people decide that it all conscientious and patriotic citi­ eral Wood, chief of the staff of the zens. army, is just simply tee-rri-b-l-e-- must go it will be banished. A truthful statement of how mat- It deliberately aids the most cor­ % pl 11s a big T and a vowel. Ah, but but let us hail the Senator from ters stand publicly on the great rupt political powers, and backs Oregon, who adds a dash ol hope liquor question— a look at things as with all of its resources the most to his remorse. "A n army with they are. It is always best lor nor­ unworthy men, the most corrupt mal people to look at things as they and recreant officials. It does not out adequate material for war is are. Reality may be obscured tith e aid the purification cf municipal, useless.” says Senator Chamberlain, sick or feeble-minded in certain cir­ state or National administration. and he adds that he believes in pur­ cumstances, but deception is a poor Why? suing a liberal policy toward tbe evidence of friendship. Partisan­ Because it has to ask immunity army. While the generals of the ship with blinded eyes only leads for its own lawlessness. army are bewailing the conditions the way to ruin, and self-deception That this condition is inherently in their end of the war game, the is tbe worst of all. and inevitably necessary we do not Admirals of tbe navy are crying Let us look at things as they are, believe, but it has come to be a fact, enough tears to float one of those to pass on extra ten million dollar ships that and in the face of the enemy dare and the public, which to consider and concede their tbe matter in its final analysis, be­ they want Congress to vote. The strength. Knowing his plan ot bat­ lieves anything bad that anybody Sectelary of the Navy declares that tle, we can better arrange our forces can tell it ol the liquor business. we are going to have an "air navy” for his defeat; rightly estimating Why? Let the leaders of the along with other instrumentalities his strength, we can better provide trade answer. of destrdctiou, aud be wants to sup­ Other lines of business may be as ply every ship with a flying ma­ to meet it. The prohibition fight henceforth bad or even worse, but it is not so chine. Senator Burton of Ohio will be Nation-wide, aud contem­ plainly in evidence. points out that about one-third ot plates writing into the National The case of the liquor traffic is all the money raised by the govern­ Constitution a prohibition of the called for adjudication by the ment goes into the war game, or in paying the damage, through pen­ manufacture and sale of all alcohol­ American people, and must be ic beverages. To accomplish this ready for trial. sions, etc. And he wonders why, Other cases may be called later, as do millions of others, since we result will require the ratification are a people of peace! Still, “ won­ of 36 out of the 48 states in the but the one belore the court cannot Union. be postponed. But, as in the past, dering" counts lor little, since the the men most concerned are play­ Of these nine are already in line gentlemen whom Uncle Sam deco­ rates with his finest gold cord and through state prohibition— Maine, ing for postponement, not for ac­ tassel are able to demonstrate any Kansas, North Dakota, Oklahoma, quittal. Is it because they fear the Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, weakness ol their defense that they day in the week how onr “ niggard- ly ” goverment has impoverished the North Carolina, West Virginia. fear to go to trial? There are billions of property in­ army and navy so that mostly any The last five have been added with­ volved, and an industry of great in a period of six years. old tenth-rate power could lick the In addition to these there are 18 employing and taxpaying ability; boots off us. There is hope though, since that red-headed Congressman states in which a major part of the but when the people decide that the from New York, Fitzgerald is about people live in territory made dry by truth is being told about the alco­ due to arise again and make a local option, in which we may be holic liquor trade, the money value statement. A twelve month ago he assured prohibition seutimeut pre­ will not count, for conscience aroused puts the value of a man blew the foam from the high seas dominates. If tbe people in these states who above all other things. which broke over his banquet The writer believes that prohibi­ “ schooner” and told an assembly are opposed to the liquor traffic de­ tion is theoretically wrong, but he mand it, their Legislatures will un­ of military and naval men some­ knows that theories, however well thing like this: “ You said that if doubtedly ratify a National amend­ sobstantiated, may be overthrown we would build the Panama Canal ment. by conditions, as has often been The most influential argument it would be easier to protect onr seacoast: now you want the num­ against prohibition is that it is not done in the world’s history. In this country we have recently ber of ships doubled; you said for effective; that “ prohibition doesn’t swept aside one of the fundamental prohibit.” the same reason we would need This is not basic or moral; the theories ot the framers of our Con­ fewer soldiers, yet you want to put 50,000 troops on the isthmus. For fact of failure to enforce is no argu­ stitution in going from represent­ heavens sake why don’t you play ment against even the expediency, ative to direct government; we are fair, and tell the truth, about what much less agaiust the moral issue on the verge ol universal instead of male suffrage, and there is a spirit you do need— and what you simply involved. Ultimately all questions must be abroad which recks little ot tradi­ want?” Fitzgerald belongs to Tam­ many Hall, and equally deplorable settled by moral standards; only in tion, of precedent, or of vested is the fact that he is a New i York this way can mankind be saved rights; and on liberty used licen­ lawyer. But let jossticks be from self-effacemeut. Tbe liquor tiously and destructively it will burned before his tabernacle in traffic cannot save itself by declar­ work short sbrift. Prepare the defense, Iriends; thankfulness that he is chairman of ing that Government is incapable make your case ready for court; of coping with the problem it pre­ the committee of appropriations in sents; when the people decide that the trial caunot be postponed! the House of Representatives. T H E N E R V i OF SOME P E O P L E metropolis. Bidding them not to remember STAN D A RD IZATIO N OF T H E POST how he succeeded in convincing OFFICES the best medicine men of the army Standardization in the postoffices and navy that he “ couldn't live six of the country is aimed at by Post­ months,” and thereby securing a master General Burleson, who has pardon from prison,— former Ban­ selected some of his best postoffice ker Morse of New York, has asked inspectors to tour the country, es­ Congress and the Department of tablishing uniform methods of Justice to investigate the matter of handling mail in some of the larger his conviction. He alleges in sub­ offices. stance that be “ wasn't any worse” than the rest of the big plungers in T U B E R C U L O S I S A N D C A N C E R C U R E S Secretary Lane’s energy in cor­ the New York finicial game in 1907, but Morse went to the pen and the nering the radium beds so that can gel $100,000 others did not.; When Al. Jennings everybody was restored to lull citizenship after worth, and thereby get rid of having been pardoned from prison his cancer, a la Congressional style, where he was serving a sentence meets with the approval of the na­ for train robbery, it was just after tion. Along with this comes a he had helped pull off a moving story that the public health service picture stunt at the White House oft.he federal government is optimis­ showing how a wolf could Ire caught tic over experiments being conduct­ by hand Now Jennings is talking ed in New Mexico by which air is of running for governor of Okla | pumped into tbe patient’s pleural hotna. Washington admired the i cavity every day or two to maintain Jennings nerve, just as New Yorki pressure, and the result observed by The lung, does that of Morse, who indepen­ meaDs of tbe X-ray. dent of his recent Washington ex­ figuratively speaking, is put into an cursion, is getting together a lew “ air splint’’ aud nature is given a little “trusts” and syndicates at the chance to cure. For the Home Town County Treasurer Dirmuick has received from Milton A. Miller, col­ lector of Internal revenue at Port­ land a supply of blanks relative to the income lax The law provides that this return shall be made by every citizen of the United States, whether residing at home or abroad, arid by every person resiJing it tbe United Stat, though not a citizen thereof, having a net income of $3000 or over for the taxable year, and also by even nonresident alien deriving income from property own­ ed and business, trade, or profession carried on in the United States by him. The law as to failing to make returns is as follows: “This return must be filed on or before the first day of March suc­ ceeding the close of the calendar year for which the return is made. “The penalty for failure to file tbe return within the time specified by law iB $20 to $ 1000 . In case of refusal or neglect to render the re­ turn within the required time (ex­ cept in case of sickness or absence), 60 per cent ehall be added to amount of tax assessed. In case of fa'ao or fraudulent return, 100 per cent shall be added to such tax, and any person required by law to make, render, sign or verify any return who makes any false or fraudulent return or statement with intent to defeat or evade the assessment re­ quired by this section to be made shall be guilty of a mis lemeanor, and shall be fined not exceeding $2000 or be imprisoned not exceed­ ing one year,or both, at the discre­ tion of the court, with tbe costs of prosecution. “ When the return is not filed within the required time by reason of sickness or absence of the indi­ vidual, an extension of time, not exceeding 30 days from March 1 , within which to file such return, may be granted by the collector, provided an application therefor is made by tbe individual within tbe period for which such an extension is desired.’’ Regarding the income of farmers, the law provides: “The farmers, in computing the net income from his farm for big an­ nual return, shall include all mon­ eys received for produce and ani­ mals sold, and for the w o l and bides of animals slaughtered, pro­ vided such wool and bides are sold, and he Bhall deduct therefrom the sums actually paid as purchase mon­ ey for the animals sold or slaught­ ered during the year. When animals were raised by tbe owuer and are Bold or slaughtered he shall not deduct their value as expenses or loss. He may deduct the amount of money actually paid as expense for producing any farm products, live stock, eto. In deduct­ ing expenses for repairs on farm property tbe amount deducted must not exceed the amount actually ex­ pended for such repairs (luring the year for which returni s made. The cost of replacing tools or machin­ ery is a deductible expense to the extent that the cost of the new arti­ cles does not exceed tbe value of tbe old.” An unmarried individual or a married individual not living with wife or husband shall be allowed an exemption of $ 3 , 000 . When husband and wife live together they Bhall be allowed jointly a total ex­ emption of only $ 4,000 on tbeir ag­ gregate income. If the town has a lot of vacant stores, idle factories, mills running on half time, there can be no sub­ stantial value to property. There­ fore, to keep the stores rented, the dwellings occupied and a general good tone to property values it is necessary that you give to your home people your entire support Patronizing mail order houses is . » #■ » ------------------ — not altogether limited to poor peo­ ple or to farmers or to people who It's no honor to“ hold the record’ do not know the hurt they are do­ in jumping at conclusions. ing the home town, but it is a com­ If a man is square, it is easy to mon practice among certain well- kuown, well-to-do men. I believe put up with his sharp corners. this is more the result of thought­ It is evident that the wild-cat lessness and of being misled bv em­ bellished and highly exaggerated real estate schemes which will give descriptions than through a spirit a black eye to this section with the of antagonism to the home mer­ advent of the railroad are already chant. Moreover, I firmly believe beginning to bob up. We note in ! the Portland Telegram a display ad- that when you think over this mat­ ! vertisement of lots in “Coos Bay Ui- ter seriously and carefully analyz­ ' ty," from $50 up and on terms of $3 ing it in every detail, hereafter you | to $5 per month. Did any one in will give your home merchant your j Coos county ever hear of “ Coos 1 Bay City?" Don’t all Bpeak at once. trade.— Herkimer County News OREGON NEWS BRIEFLY TOLD EVENTS OF W PAST WEEK Transpiring in Oregon Boiled Down to Least Number of Lines and Yet Make the Subject Understood. A good roads league is being or­ ganized in Clackamas county. Parisian dancing masters are now teaching 200 steps of the tango R. R. Turner has been appointed Receiver at the Roseburg land of­ fice. The State Federation of Labor held a convention in Astoria last week. Extensive logging operations have begun in the Whitman nation­ al forest. Plenty of rain and snow in the Gold Hill mining district insures a good season. Members of the Portland fire de­ partment will hereafter have one day off in six. The Portland police department took care of 175 homeless men one night last week. The Oregon Short Line railroad has asked permission to close its sta­ tion at Copperfield. James Henry McFarland, a resi- den of Lane county since 1853, died last week at Cottage Grove. The Oregon Developement League is fighting LaFollette’s sea­ man’s bill, now before the House. A $ 150,000 fire occurred at the plant of thb Portland Lumber Co. in that city last Wednesday night. Tbe new court house at Hillsboro is now being occupied, though it has not yet been accepted from the con­ tractors. A party of 25 American teachers will go to Germany in April to take a course in the trade schools of that country. The Day’s Creek Telephone Go., in Douglas county, give free service, not only to its subscribers but to outsiders. Governor West and C. T. Good­ win, prosecuting attorney of Baker county, have been having a hot newspaper war. Portland 10-year 6 per cent im­ provement bonds were scrambled for by many bidders at premiums ranging from 2.56 to 3.681. The recent storms uncovered fresh agate beds on the beach in Tilla­ mook county, and the gem hunters have been reaping a harvest F. M. Gill, of Dufur, aspirant for the Progressive nomination for gov­ ernor, announces his belief that the Btate Senate should be abolished. Tbe LaGrande commercial club has filed with the Railroad commis­ sion a complaint agaiust the rates charged by the lighting company in that city. J. N. Teal has been appointed by the Portland chamber of commerce, to go to Washington and lobby for a bill providing $ 1 , 600,000 for an­ other bar dredge for the Columbia. Two young couple of the U. of O. at Eugene lost their way while re­ turning from a trip to Spencer’s butte, and thinking they heatd a cougar they spent the night in a tree. Tbe recent high waters and storms have given a big impetus to the sentiment for good roads in Washington county, nnd the farm­ ers are finding out that permanent roads are the cheapest. The Oregon Lumber Company has applied for au injunctiou to pre­ vent the farmers from using the waters of the east fork of Hood river, alleging that it necessitates the shutting down of their sawmill. The state Federation of Labor at its convention in Astoria passed a resolution in favor of abolishing the U. S. Senate, on the ground that it is "a useless, when not positively mischievous, body and adds greatly to the expense of the government”