I A J. SHERWOOD Pr §. which any employee of the firm is merchants and manufacturers of the R. I.SHINE, V.-Pres. NATIONAL TASTES IN EGGS. L. H. HAZARD, Cashier entitled to a membership, and ouiy country, resulting from the recent 0. C SANFORD, Aaa t. Cashlar employes can become members. currency legislation, which he be­ The Spaniard Boils H i t a Minute and Oregpn Power Company and The Iuvestmeut Club was primarily lieves is a panacea for all the bank­ Then Drinks Them Down. How do you eat an egg? organized to encourage their em­ ing evils that have existed since the Its Business Method o p C O Q U H . 1 . B , O R E G O N . To a stranger the manner In which ployes to save. Members can sub­ days of shin plasters in Missouri. you eat this par* of your breakfa t T r a n s a c t s a G e n e r a H a n k i n g R t i s i u e s E Breaking the record for this city scribe for stock in the “Club” mid IOWA CONGRESSMAN TO BE E LE C TE D may indicate your nationality. Near 7 every nationality has some especirl Iu this way and Myrtle Point the Oreg in Power pay for it monthly. Iowa is to be the scene ot a Con­ way of cooking and serving eggs for cf Olrsctar,. Cornapondenti Company which is supplying elec­ many of the meu now own stock in gressional election iu the disttict of breakfast, and, quite unconscious!/, R.G. Dement, A. J. Sherwuod, N»tl«n«l Bank o Uoimuerce. New York C . trical energy in the two towns, and their own company. the late Mr Pepper, The Congres­ the average person’s order of eggs wi 1 L. Harlooker, L. H. Hazard, Uroeker Woolworth N’lBank, San Fraud reveal his nationality. which is managed by the I. M. The system of taking care ot the sional Campaign committees of the Isaiah Hacl- -r. R E. Shine. First Nat’l Bank .»f Portland, Portland. Americans are said to prefer poachc 1 No need having piles any longer Bylllesby Company of Chicago, has business of the firm is similar in all old partieds find it extremely de- eggs. The foreigner when travellc ? No need of suffering another day! been successful iu supplying service i(g different office, for careful utten- who sees a man order a couple of eg*, s Steams' Pile Remedy (complete with tliru the holiday season just passed, tion is given to even the smallest lighllul to have au opportunity lot poached on toast almost immediate / R. S. K now lton , President G eo . A. R obinson , Vice-Pres. tube) will help you or I T C O S T S to the gratification of tver^.-mer detail, and in this way is sh wn activity In single districts in off jumps to the conclusion that only &n R. 1!. M ast , Cashier. YOU NOT ONE CENT- could have given the orde •. This remedy Is a combination of chant of our city, for the lights have the reason that the smallest towu years, largely for the reason that American Hard boiled eggs, served whole, aio the lately discovered, high-priced Ad­ i been at the service of tbeir pitrons on tho line receives just bb good their campaign revenues measure another American dish, and “devili-l renalin Chloride with other powerful up to about that size When it eggs.” where the yolk Is mixed wit a curative principles, and I T S T O P S during every minute of the day and service as the largest one, for their comes and to general national cam­ T H E P I L E P A IN IN O N E M I N U T E ! various condiments, is strictly Amei - 1 motto ‘ Service" means just as much paigns these committees find their can. Fried eggs, too, are more com­ So sure are we that Stearns' Pile I night. COQUILLE. OREGON Remedy will benefit you that we At this lime it may bo interesting in <»ue community as in another. j in America than elsewhere. will REFUND YOUR MONEY if to kuow a little something of the I n Coquille the company has i consolation in the wonderful mem­ mon Hard boiled eggs are eaten in Ger­ you are not satisfied. ory cf other days, when corpora­ too. but they are usually pr>- This is the only pile remedy that inner workings of this organization, made many improvements since tuk- tions and interests knocked the many, Op ned for Busines March. 1890 pared in a glass, chopped with butte *, we can guarantee and we know you which has ‘'Service” for its motto. ing over the properties aud have will thank us for telling you about it. heads out ol the barrel and spilt salt and pepper. The German likt 9 The word “Service,” to them not planned many more for the early their money into the laps of the ids soft boiled eggs very soft. Indeed, CO R RESPO N D EN TS: We have the exclusive agency. and breaks the contents Into a ch in only means a continuous supply of spring, both for here and iu Myrtle Ladd & Tilton Bank, Portland First National Bank, San Francisco R. S. K N O W L T O N bosses. | cup, eating them from the cup. Tie National Pa-k, New York First Trust & Savings, Ooos Bay electric energy but also the prompt Point. ‘‘egg cup” is an invention of German. , T H E PR O TECT IO N OF N IA G A R A attention of it’s employees to any One improvement which is now but the German cups are large enough The brake of legislation is about , to contain several eggs. “Sour egg* ’ request of it’s patrons. Oue means under way is the rebuilding oi their | are eaten in Germany too. ..f taking care of lhi.il customers in lines on Front street. Arrange­ to be applied again to the attempts The average Englishman likes h.s to” milk” the Niagara Falls through this city was the creating of a ments have been made with the egg boiled for three and a half mln- OLD RELIA BLE— EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS |j) trouble department which has a Home Telephone Company whereby the use of such an amount of water I utes, no more and no less. He is par­ ticular about the time. He prefers a man on duty every evening to take the latter are replacing their pres­ for power as to materially affect its small egg cup that holds one egg, the care of any trouble calls such as ent line of wires with a cable and scenic beauty. Both the New York shell of which is not removed. The ALWAYS ON TIME “lights out” at the place of business the Oregon Power Company will legislature and the National Con­ Englishman then removes the top of the shell. Bread and butter, instead gress haye measures under way to Sails from Portland at 8 P. M., or the residence of any of its cus­ then move their wires to the tops of the toast of the American, is eaten Every Tuesday tomers. Since creating this depart­ of the poles thus making a big im­ prevent the extension of reckless with the Englishman’s eggs. Sails from Coos Bay at Service of Tide ment a little over three mouths ago provement in the looks of Front water power enterprises The Frenchman removes the top of Every Saturday The forest service collected 40,- his egg, too, but then he stirs the con­ over one hundred such calls have street as it will dispose of over half Tickets on sale to all Eastern points and information as to routes tents vigorously and adds hits of bread 000 pounds of tree seed last year and rate? cheerfully furnished been answered by the“ trouble"man. of the wires now iu use. and butter to the egg. Sometimes The squares of bread are dipped Into the In operating an electric plant Wheueyer it is possible,al* mater­ for use in reforestation work ‘I l/J. L. KOLM. Agent Phone M am 181 continuously, many hardships are ial is purchased locally and this total area reforested was about 30, egg. No Spaniard would dream of letting encountered of which the public coupled with the large payroll 000 acres. an egg boll three minutes—that is. if never hears. For instauce, iu case which they have had during the TRUSTS AND TRUST LAWS he prefers his eggs prepared strictly in the native fashion. The egg is al­ of storms damaging the lines the last five mouths, hi.s beeu felt by Vice President Marshall used a lowed to boil only one minute and is Fred V o n Pegert C. I. Kime men are sometimes called out in the the merchants and business houses little of the language of the stn ets then broken open and the contents middle of the night to take care of of the I o w d . in describing the trust situation poured into a glass, the real Spanish the trouble. In every plaut and of The taking over of the electric when he declared that “ the trusts epicure drinking it off as if it were wa­ fice a list of the meu is posted which business of this city by such an or­ are eating out of the Attorney Gen­ ter. In Italy eggs, to be perfectly pre­ shows their address and telephone ganization has meant and will con eral’s hand.” The futility of per pared are started on their boiling by number so that they may be reached tiouo to mean a big thing in the sistent evasion of the Sherman anti­ being put into cold water. When the water comes to a boll the egg Is don*. on very short notice. In Coquille growth of the community. S H O P trust law seems to have “ sunk in" It is eaten on a large plate with bread. this system has helped twice in the CHICHESTER S i Û L S —Chicago Tribune. upon the telephone and telegn ph T I1K »IA SIO N I» URANI». a General I'.lacksmithing. last four months in giviug continu­ Wagon Making, Machin. monopolies, and the United Shoe FR O M T H E N ATIO N AL CAPITAL W ealth of Detail. Work, Pattern Making and ous service for twice during storms Company, which operates a "trust” Casting, Automobile Work. Former Governor 1‘roctor Knott of -------------------- ----- . y o u r Driisflflnt, Ask fori 111.» IIK S-T EIT S lines have been blown down and in its line, is negotiating a set le­ Kentucky used to tell a story of a na­ DIASIONT» KHA N!» 1 i Ll.S, for t& years known as Best, Safest. A!ways R ell i!da aud then replaced before mornirg Events of Interest Reported COQUILLE, OREGON nient with Washington. The At­ tive who appeared as a witness Ih a SOLD BY ORUGOISTS L i . HVVYHEB* necessitating the men working a mountain murder trial where Knot for The Herald torney General says he has “ enough was an attorney. The mountaineer > ooo^ ooooo^ < ^ cooo< > ^ ( greater part of the night. law,” and a part of the Adminis­ took the stand, chewing tobacco, and Their organization has amopg its tration are opposed to further legis­ gave his name. Ills age and his place (By J. E. Jones) of residence. Then one of the lawyers members several men who have lation. They will, however, bow to asked him to describe his first meeting MARK H A N N A ’ S D A U G H T E R Incorporated been in the employ of the Byllesby the will ol the President, who lias with a certain person who figured In Manufacturers of Company a number of years, and A new campaign Manager has made it known that he wishes to the ease. And Auto Line The Celebrated tierc/mann Shoe the latter company is noted for the come to Washington, and she Is at conduct under government super­ “Well.'’ drawled the native, “he rid through our place n-straddle of a due The Strongest and N earest Water Leaves Myrtle Point 5 a. m. Proof shoe made for loggers, miners treatment giveo all their employees. the head of the congressional com­ vision one of the most exhaustive colored critter a-blowtn’ of a fox hunt To encourage the men to put forth mittee of the National American investigations of this subject ever In’ horn and a-wearin" of a bearskin Arrives Roseburg, next day prospectors and mill men. Leaves Roseburg 6 p. m. their best efforts, they, whenever Woman’s Suffrage Association. given to a condition of the govern­ overcoat, ami hit was hot weather. I 1 Thurman Street axed him If the critter he were a-ridin' Arr. Myrtle Point by 10 p. m. P o r t l a n d O beoon . an opportunity is afforded, promote The charming lady is Mrs, Medill ment, with the idea ultimately in were a geldin' or a ’rlginal. which h Make reservations in advance at Ow 1 'lowed It were and driv on.”—Saturday them to higher positions. This is McCormick of Chicago, daughter view of more laws and better ones. Evening Post. Drug Store, Marshfield. shown by the fact that many of their of the late Senator Mark Hanna. P O L K ’ S' managers of today started with the M McCormick has been somewhat Musical Tones In Architecture. Carrying Baggage and United Slates Mail Heroic Rescue of OREGON and W ASHINGTON firm in lower positions and have of a politician on his own ac­ It bas long been believed that each J . L . L A IR D , P r o p r i e t o r of the mammoth buildings of the count, but there is mote or less of worked their way up. Describing the Christmas festivi­ world will vibrate in response to some Office a t Laird’s Livery Barn, Myrile Point, Both Phones A D irectory o f each C ity , Tow n an d Another way of encouraging the a suspicion that his charming wife ties at Agnes-s.the Gold Beach Globe special musical tone. Architects be V illa g e , g iv in g d e s c rip tiv e s k e tc h o f Mrs McCor­ correspondent tells of this thrilling Hove they have found the tones foi [ men is by giving them the oppor- bas urged him on each p lace, location, p op ulatio n , t e le ­ such famous structures as the cathe graph, sh ip p in g and b a n k in g p o in t; mick has for several years been an incident: | tuuity to purchase securities of the also C lassified D irecto ry, c o m p lied b y dral at Cologne, Notre Dame in Paris business and professlon- I'company. To do this they have active suffragette, and she has es­ A blaze from a gasoline lamp and St. Paul’s in London. Certainly it R . L . P O L K & C O .. S E A T T L E | organized an “ Investment Club” to tablished a wide reputation because started a fire iu the kitchen of the is true that each of these buildings re turns to the ear of the listener that of her work in behalf of votes for Lyric during the entertainment and one tone intensified and augmented to women. The suffragettes ol Illinois a panic was narrowly averted. It a surprising extent. The corollary give her a large part of the credit that this keynote, if sound is at such times that the true cour­ statement for the victory of their cause in that age of men are best shown. At no ed long enough and with sufficient top force, would bring disaster bas ntver state. Mrs. McCormich is splen­ little risk to himself Charles Scnu- been proved.—Christian Herald. didly adapted to national leader­ lon plunged into the burning room Human Skin as a Polisher. ship, because of the strength she who.o the babies are put when I had always supposed that the possesses in circles where the laws asleep, and spyiog through the chamois possessed the skin best adapt­ of the country are hatched. smoke, two little feet protruding ed for polishing purposes, but recently in a leading jeweler’s shop 1 learned IN THE BARN S T A T I S T I C S ON D E A T H from tbe burning covers and seizing otherwise. Nothing, it seems, can Im­ Uncle Sam has figured out that the little one while its garments part such a luster to plate as the hu­ the death rate during the past year were blazing, lie rushed with it to man skin, aud all the best articles are U à % polished, quite literally, by hand—rub­ E a sie r to U se has been 13.9 per thousand popula­ safety. That in this this instance bed gently by the lower arch of the tion, showing that notwithstanding the darling was stuffed with cotton hand at the base of the thumb. “We C h e a p e r to U se the high cost of living and the in­ instead of good things from the keep a girl to do nothing else,” said my informant, and 1 reflected that 1 creased sporting proclivities of the table, cannot effect tbe quality of had discovered a new industry and a American people, that they live courage that inspired the young new definition of “palm oil.”—Loudon Opinion. longer than in 1911, when the rate man in his heroic effort. IN THE was 14 2 per thousand. In figuting W ho Gets the Medals? “1 understand that yon have a fine out where where one can reside, Another Lecturer Coming track team here.” said the visitor to the and live longest, the state of Wash­ guide who was showing him through ington seem to be the health zone, U ST as much as The widespread demand in Ore­ the eollege. "What Individual holds as the death rate recorded in that gon communities for teaching in most of the medals?” you want — no more The guide pondered. "Well, sir.” he state was 8 7 per thousand. Min­ popular, praclical biology is indica­ said. ”1 guess It Is the pawnbroker — comes out o f the nesota comes next, with 9 8 per ted by the long period for which the downtown.”—Exchange. new sifting top. You CHICKEN HOUSES thousand; while the mortality in time of Dr. Clifton F. Hodge, of the I No Wonder. add a lot of water, and Maryland, New York and Rhode University of Oregon Extension “You are always talking about tbe Island exceeded 23 per thousand. the strongest cleanser faculty, is scheduled ahead. high cost of living.” Seattle, Washington, is the most “Well, that's about all I hear at During January Dr. Hodge has known is ready for use. healthful city, according to mortal­ appeared or will appear in 18- Ore­ home." It is liquid muscle. “From your wife?" ity statistics, of any city in tht gon towns Some of these towns “No, from my wife’s father. We are W herever there is Union, for 9.1 per thousand is the want to hear hii teachings on bird living with him. you know.”—Cieve dirt, wherever germs death rate. Albany, New York, protection, some want talks on con land Plnln Dealer. breed, wherever there has a mortality of 19 5 servation of wild animals, some pre­ IT WILL MUKE YOU HAPPY ¡GIVES SATISFACTORY SERVICE F IR S T NATIO NAL. B A N K 1 Farmers Merchants Bank THE HERALD STEAMER BREAKWATER Will Accept à Fi rew ood KIME & VON PEGERT SUBSCRIPTION ME C H A N 1 C A L Roseburg M yrtle Point Stage Business Directory Herald SPREAD OUT! Subscribe For The ÌM BABBITTS LYE NEW SIFTER CAN J is an offensive odor— for house, barn, any­ where— there is noth­ ing that can equal it in effectiveness. Highest in Strength But Not in P rice 10c You Use Loss— It Lasts Longer Writ* for booklet showing many use». Valuable presents for the labels. Write for catalog. B. T . B A B B IT T P .O .B o x 1776 New York City Strong on Bills. EX PECTATION OF CHAMP CLARK fer a lecture on plant breeding. ! Winkle—My wife would make a good More and more, however are call­ congressman Hinkle—Why? Winkle —She’s always introducing bills into ing for his instruction in how to rid the house —Judge. a community of flies. Repentance is a goddess and the pre­ His dates for Coos county are: server of those who hare erred.—Ju- January 26, Marshfield; January lien. 27, North Bend, at the library; Jan­ uary 28, Bandon, at the library; January 29, COQUILLE, BE-i FORE T H E PUBLIC SCHOOLS; January 30, Myrtle Point public schools. Champ Clark declares “ there is a big business move coming on as sure as shooting ” Likewise the Speaker pays his comnliments to Colonel Roosevelt by saying that “ if an anaconda down in South America should swallow Colonel Roosevelt the Progessive party would lie down and die in about six weeks.” This “ humorous” remark is followed by the sugges- ,n t___ ion: "But I guess Teddy will scare the anacondo out ” Speaker Clark There, are reasons for repentance 1 finds a possible cure for panics in ill lives, bt t saying too little is through easy money for the small' oue of lue rarest o f them. t BUTTER WRAPP ERS AT THE HERALD O FFICE K eep your business on the move. L et us help you ! Y ou r stationery must be done in the best possible form. W e will print it. W e do Job W o rk of every discription for the progressive merchant. Cards, Letterheads, Billheads, Everything.