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About Coquille herald. (Coquille, Coos County, Or.) 1905-1917 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 9, 1913)
I WATCH YOUR STEP! Telephones Makes Guys Awful Fresh —The Conductor PANCER L f R. 8 . K n o w l t o n , President R . H . M a s t , 1« WOMAN’S BREAST Farmers ^ V A L W A Y S BEGINS a SM A LL LUMP LIKE THIS and ALWAYS P O I S O N S DEEP GLANDS IN THE ARMPIT AND K I L L S Q U I C K L Y " I ’m sore on telephones. " I f any guy’d come to your IF I FAIL TO CURE any CANCER or TUMOR frout door an' holler in your faceK I TREAT B EFO R E it Poisons BoooorDoop Glands 'H ello, w hat's your name?’ that No KNIFE or PAIN fellow’d hit th ’ sidewalk so quick No Pa» Until Cui No X Ray or other he’d think you was the W hite Hope. swindle. An island plant makes the cure "W e got a telephone in our ABSOLUTE GUARANTEE. A n y TUMOR. LUMP or( house, I and Lizzie have. It's 418 Bore on the U p ,.face b o d y long is Cancer Party W. You see th ey ’s some it or Never Pains until last s ta g e . 120 PAGE BOOK body else on the same wire, but Sent free; testimonials of cured at home you ca n ’t hear wbat they say, 'cept thousands W B IT B T O S O M B _ _ sometimes ANY LUMP IN WOMAN’S BREAST " T h ’ other m oruin’ about day la CANCER. We refuse thousands Dying. light, ju s’ wbeu I ’d got over hav Came Too Late. We have cured 10,000 in 20 yro. in ’ a night horse, an ’ was sleepin’ Address DR. & MRS. DR. CHAMLEY & CO. A 436 VALENCIA IT., SAN FRANCISCO, CAL to beat th ’ band, 1 hat fool telephone KINDLY MAIL this to some one with CANCER rang like a trolley gong. I jumps out o’ bed like a fireman an ’ got my loot in th ’ wrong leg o ’ m\ IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY pants try in ’ U get ’em on. Lizzie keeps hollerin’ at me, ‘Go a n ’ auswer it. Don’ k e e p ’em w aitin’.’ A n’ I says, ‘Now, woman, don’t aggravate me; I ’m h u r r.iu ’ last ’s can. I ’m not gonna run aroun’ th ’ house bare-legged jus’ ’cause that d om ed telephone makes a uoise like a Marm clock struck by light- n in ’.’ No need having piles any longer! "B ut I got to it on th ’ jum p, a n ’ No need of suffering another day! says I: ’Hello, hello, hello, w hat’s Bteams' Pile Remedy (complete with tube) will help you or IT C O S TS th ’ m atter?’ A n’ some guy on th ’ Y O U N O T O N E C E N T - This remedy Is a combination of other end of tb ’ ’phone hollers: the lately discovered, high-priced Ad " ’W ho is that talkin’?’’ An I renalin Chloride with other powerful curative principles, and IT S TO PS says: T H E P IL E P A IN IN O N E M IN U T E ! ‘W ho are you, you big crazy So sure are we that Stearns’ Pile Water Set, regular $20.00, special price_____$15.00 I horse, callin’ people up 4 o’clock in Remedy will benefit you that we Water Set, regular $17.50, special price______13.00 REFUND YOUR MONEY lf Water Set, regular $12.00, special price______ 9.00 lh ’ ruornin’ askin’ ’em who they ■will you are not satisfied. Water Set, regular $8.00, special p rice............6.00 6 he?’ This is the only pile remedy that Cut Glass Bowls, 8 in., regular $5, special__ 3.75 ‘S ay,’ sa vs he, ‘them calves’ we can guarantee and we know you E " 4.50 .Will thank us for telling you about 1L Cut Glass Bowls, 8 in., regular $ 6 , special__ We have the exclusive agency. Cut Glass Bowls, 8 in., regular $ 8 , special... brains 6.00 o’ youis is th ’ lim it.’ “ ’En I shot back at him, ‘ My R S. K N O W K TO N Cut Glass Bowls,"regular $12, special price__ 9.00 brains ain ’t much good, but if Cut Glass Vases, regular $3.25, special price.. 2.40 Cut Glass Vases, regular $5.50, special price. 4.00 you’ll put your pants on a n ’ come Cut Glass Vases, regular $6.50, special price.. 4.85 Every Part of the Art of over here I ’ll make you eat a pair Cut Glass Vases, regular $7.50, special price.. 5.60 o ’ knuckles th at’s goin’ on 40 years CutGlass Vases, regular $9.00, special price.. 6.50 old, you fresh mut, you! W hat d ’ Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular price $3.50, special price________________ 2.60 Has Had Our Careful y’ mean callin’ up honest people Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular out o’ bed this time o’ night?’ Attention price $4.00, special price_________________3.00 "A w , ring off, ring off,’ he hoi Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular price $6.50, special price_________________5.60 lers. ‘I want th ’ butcher W ha'ts Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular your number? Ring off, ring off!’ price $9.00, special price........ ............ 6.50 “ A n ’ ju s ’ then I hear a nice Water Bottles, regular $3.50, special price__ 2.50 It is our business, so it young girl break in, saying to me: Water Bottles, regular $5.00, special price__ 3.75 Other Cut Glass too numerous to mention all at J off " ‘W hat number did you want?’ is necessary that we use "C an you beat it? T hey’s no the very best and latest use try in ’ to be a gent with one o’ methods to turn out the 14k solid gold with 15 inch chain and Car them things in th ’ bouse. Its a men pendant, regular $18.00, special price..$12.50 best work possible good th in g th ’ Bible was writ au ’ 14k solid gold with 15 inch chain and Car men pendant, regular $15.00, special price._ 11.00 all them goody goody guys lived 14k solid gold with 15 inch chain and pen long ’fore they had any telephones dant set with pearls and amethysts, reg ular price $7.50, special price____________ 5.50 Nobody ever told them fellows to Our service is at your command. 14k solid gold with 15 inch chain, pendant ‘ring ofT without g ettin ’ somethin set with Re Con Ruby, reg. $7.50, special. .. 5.50 If you are not already a customer handed to ’em. 14k solid gold with 15 inch chain, pendant we would be glad to add you to set with diamond, reg. $14.00, special......... 10.00 “ I ’m sore on telephones our host of satisfied patrons. 14k solid gold with 15 inch chain, pendant "Be careful g ettin ’ on there! set with diamond and topaz, regular price "D o n ’t block them people’s way. $24.00, special p ric e ___________________ 17.00 Gold filled La Valiers, regular price $2 to Let ’em on! $ 8 , special price________________ $1.50 to $6.00 "W atch your step!" AXT'E are giving a General Re- * ’ duction of 25 per cent for : the Holiday trade. Below we give a partial list of the goods on which we oifer reductions. Note the special prices. Remem ber that similar low figures are made throughout our extensive stock, and save money on your purchase for the Christmas time Silverware Manicure and Toilet Sets 5 piece Manicure Set, in leather case, reg ular price, $3.00, special price___________ $2.75 6 piece Manicure Set, in leather case, reg ular price $4.50, special price....... .................3.25 6 piece Manicure Set, in leather case, reg ular price $5.0C, special price____________ 3.75 7 piece Manicure Set, in leather case, reg ular price $4.50, special price____________ 2.75 8 piece Manicure Set, in leather case, reg ular price $6.50, special price____________ 4.85. 8 piece Manicure Set, in leather case, reg ular price $7.50, special price___ ________ 5.60 11 piece Persian Ivory Toilet Set, regular price $9.50, special price________________ 7.10 4 piece Persian Ivory Toilet Set, Military Brushes, Hat Brush and Comb, regular price $7.50, special price__________ ____ 5.60 3 piece Sterling Toilet Set, comb, brush and glass, regular price $20, special price.. 15.00 3 piece Silver Toilet Set, comb, brush and glass, regular price $13.00. special price__ 9.50 2 piece Silver Toilet Set, comb and brush, regular price $4.00, special price_________ 3.00 2 piece Silver Toilet Set, comb and brush, regular price $4.50, special p rice ............... 3.25 Silver Military Brushes, reg. $6.50, special__ 4.85 Silver Military Brushes, reg. $6.00, special__ 4.54 Persian Ivory Military Brushes, reg $ 6 , spec.. 4.50 9 piece Persian Ivory Toilet Set, regular price $6.50, special price_________________ 4.85- Merchants Bank and C 0 Q U IL L E . OREGON I WILL GIVE $1000 4 piece Tea Set, regular $15, special price__ $11.25 3 piece Tea Set, with tray, reg. $32, special 20.00 Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular price $5, special price_____ _____ _______ 3.25 Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular price, $7, special price____ ____________ 5.25 Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular price $7.50, special price_____ ___________ 6.50 4 piece Smoking Set, regular $ 8 , special____ 6.00 Bread Tray, regular $4, special____________ 3.00 Bread Tray, regular $4.50, special_________ 3.25 Child’s Cups, regular price $1.75 to $3.00, special price____ _____ ___ ___ 1.25 to 2.00 Shaving Mug and Brush, reg. $4, special..___3.00 Shaving Mug and Brush, reg. $7, special____ 5.25 Jewel Cases, reg from $1.75 to $ 6 , spec.. 1.25 to $4 Bake Dish, regular $ 8 , special............................ 6.00 Bake Dish, regular $9, special _____ 6.75 Bake Dish, regular $12.50, special_________ 9.35 Sterling Paper Knives a t.......................... ........ .50 Pearl Handle Toilet articles... . .. ............ .75 Op-ned tor Busm es March. 1 8 9 0 correspo n d en ts Ladd & Tilton Bank, Portland National Park, New York fji try osfryg € ALWAYS ON TIME Sails from Portland at 8 P. M., Every Tuesday Sails from Coos Bay at Service of Tide Every Saturday Tickets on sale to all Eastern points and information as to routes ami rate cheerfully funnelieil ; W. L. KO l M, Agent Phone Main 181 ¡>ooooooooooc>oooooooooooo< F red V o n P egert C. I. Kime KIME & VON PEGERT MECHANICAL S H OP G e n e r a l Hlacksmithing, Wagon Making, Machine Work, Pattern Making and Casting, Automobile Work. COQUILLE, A' - , COQUILLE LAUNDRY & ICE CO, OREGON :> > >O0<>O«C“> 4 > © 0 O O O O C « ¡•oseburg iv'ynle Point Stage > And Auto Line I. cmv * s M yrtle Point 5 a. m. A i rives Roeeburg, next day Leaves Rote burg 6 p m. Arr. Myrtle Point by 10 p. m. Make r. §t rvatione in advance at Ow I Drug Store, Marshfield. Carrying Baggage and United Stales Mail J . L . L A IR D , P ro p rie to r Office at L aird ’s Livery Barn, Myrile Point, Both Phones * . J . SHERWOOD Pré». R. E SHIRE, L. H. HAZARD, Cashier La Vallieres o p C O Q U IIiiiB , O R B C O fl. T ran sa ct» a General B a n k in g BuFire^i Board of Directors. Correspondent» H. Ü. D em ent, L. A . J . Sherw ood, j National Bank o Coniine»r*. V v A . il t Harlot ker, 1». H . H azard, j O rocker W oolw orth N ’lB a n k , Sati Frau« Isaiah H acker. R .K . Shine. I Firt*l f i a t ’l Bank of P o rtla n d . P o rtlan d . P f □ E THE C o q u ille H e ra ld is now fully equipped with modern faces of type and accessories for the execution of Hand Painted China Diamond Rings Xmas Gifts for All Watches W. H. SCHR0EDER Theo-l5er2inaiiSliuc M fe.Co. S V.-I’res. 0. C SANFORD, As*t. Cashier FIRST N A TIO N A L BANK _ 14k, 18 in. rope pattern, reg. $7.50, special .. $5.50 10k, 22 in. rope pattern, reg. $9.00, special__ 6.50 14k, 15 in. kerb link, reg. $7.50, special_5.50 14k, 15 in. kerb link, reg. $11.00, special____ 8.00 The Tramp Town 14k, 18 in. kerb link, reg. $7.50, special .... 5.50 14k, 18 in. kerb link, reg. $12.50, special _9.00 (Gold H ill News) 14k, 22 in. kerb link, reg. $10.00, special 7.50 Hard Looks is the copartner and 14k, 18 in. fancy, regular $5.00, special_ 3.50 14k. 20 in. fancy, regular $9.00, special_6.50 ! fellow-bum of that whining men 14k, drop neck, regular $14.00, special______ 10.00 dicant, Hard Tim es. Together Children's solid gold neck Chains with heart I they go down the dusty pike, ap- 7 piece Berry Set, regular $3.50, special ... 2.50 or cross, regular price from $2.50 to $4, 1 propriate com panions—just travel special price _________________ $1.75 to $3.00 7 piece Berry Set, regular $4.50, special____ 3 00 in ’ T he frowsy chap who beats Gold filled neck chains, too numerous to 7 piece Berry Set, regular $4.75, special.. 3.25 itemize regular price from $3.00 to $6,00, 7 piece Berry Set, regular $ 6 . 00 , special ____3.50 the local freight may be a blase special prices from___ _________ $2.00 to $4.90 Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular millionaire in disguise—but the price $1.50, special price _ _____________ 1.00 | community terms him a bum .at.d Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular price $2.50, special price_____ ____ 1.50 is generally correct A ppearan n s J Carat, set in Tiffney___________ $37.00 to $45.00 Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular are dead against him, anyway — | Carat, set in Tiffney..... .......... 45.00 to 60.00 price $3.50, special price_________________ 2.25 i Carat, set in Tiffney________________ 60.00 t j 75.00 and there is a handicap that few Cream Pitcher and Sugar Bowl, regular } Carat, set in Tiffney.................................. 87.00 to 100.00 out-run. I t’s the same way with price $4.50, special price________________ 2.60 Diamond Brooches, i carat stones.. 18.00 to 25.00 Cups and Saucers from 90c to $4.00 at. _____ i off towns You may congregate a gal Plates, Cake Plates, Spoan Trays, and all axy of business talent and good other pieces in China a t__ ____ _________i off fellows in a single com m unity, but One Fourth Off Regular Price the unpainted buildings, the dilapi dated walks, the vacant lot jungle, Gold filled Cuff Links fro m ................$1.00 to $2.60 16 size boy’s 7 Jewel Watch in Mihle case Solid gold Cuff Links from............ ..$4.00 to $12.50 with gold filled chain, only__ __________$ 6 . 00 ' will largely offset their well intend 18 size Waltham or Elgin 7 jewel Watch in Scarf Pins, solid gold mounting_____$1.00 to $6.00 ed efforts to create a live town in a 20 year gold filled c a se...................... ......... 10.00 Gents’ solid gold Signet R in g s______ 5.00 to 10.00 vicinity that suggests the morgue. 18 site Waltham or Elgin 15 jewel Watch Ladies' solid gold Signet Rings _____ 4.00 to 7.50 in 20 year gold filled case... _________ 11.50 Towns go on the bom, just like Misses’ solid gold Signet Rings ____2.00 to 4.00 18 size Waltham or Elgin 17 jewel Watch folks. When a dog-fite creates Children's solid gold Signet Rings____ 1.50 to 2.00 in 20 year gold filled case.. ___ 13.50’ Children's plain band and set Rings.. 1.00 to 2.50 more genuine enjoym ent than a Ladies’ Waltham or Elgin 7 jewel Watch Other ladies' set rings, too numerous to in 20 year gold filled case .......... ............. 12.50' musical concert, when the corner mention from__________________ 2.00 to 16.00 Ladies’ W’althum or Elgin 15 jewel Watch pavement is polished by the appli in 20 year gold filled case. .............. 15.00' All Signet Rings Engraved Free cation of loafing trousers, and the arrival of a way-freight is an event —that town is going to seed It is a safe wager that yon need not walk a block to discover a broken window pane, stuffed with a pillow. 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