P u A IN N WOMAN’S C E BREAST R W « .* m BEGINS a SM ALL LUM P U K E THIS ami ALW AYS P O I S O N S D EEP GLANDS M T H E ARMPIT AND K I L L S Q U I C K L Y “ OLD GLORY” SMITH A Story of a Raid I WILL GIVE $1000 IF I FAIL TO CURE any CANCER or TUMOR Mexican I TREAT BEFORE it Poisons Boat or Deep Blands No KNIFE or PAIN By C L A R IS S A MACKIC Is Pay Until Cm K o X Kay or other ■windle. An bland plant makes the cure "Never!” declared Ellen Bradley, with emphasis. Any TUMOR, LUMP or! Murk Smith frowned Impatiently, Sore on the lip,, face "But, Ellen, listen for a moment,” he or body long is Cancer It Never Pains until last said. •tags. 120-PAGE BOOK “ Never!” repeated Miss Bradley 1m Mot free; testimonial* of thousand* cured at home placably. w ests to bom b _ _____ "Then It’s all off. You won't marry ANY LUMP IN WOMAN’S BREAST ] me, after all?” Mark moved toward Ie C A N C E R . We refuse thousand* Dvina, the door o f the adobe bouse. Cane Too Late. We have cunyd 10,000 in 20 yra. "Never unless you get rid of that Address OR. & MRS. DR. CHAMLEY & CO. ridiculous nickname.” A 436 VALENCIA ST.. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL "IIo w can 1 hell» It If my neighbors KINDLY MAIL this to some one with CANCEB call me 'Old Glory’ Smith?” demanded Mark heatedly. " I t might be worse. “ Of course you can stop It,” she re torted. "Just cease waving the stars and stripes every time you open your lips. I believe In being patriotic. You know I am proud o f being an Am erl can and a Texan, but no one ever called my father by such a name, and you are a jest all along the border. Every Mexican” — "That's enough, Ellen,” Interrupted, Mark hoarsely. " I thought you under stood the reason why, but I am mis taken. Perhaps you are right I d send lng me away. Goodby." He disappeared down the path, and a moment later came the thudding sound of horse's hoofs as he rode away. Alexson Building Ellen’s father stirred from his seat East End First St. on the veranda and spoke through 'the open wludow. " I s'pose you know what you’re about, Ellen, sending Mark off that way?” PROPRIETOR "O f course I do, father,” returned Ellen in a strained voice. "H e Is so sensational about his patriotism that If I married him every one would l»« calling me Mrs. ‘Old Glory’ Smith.” “ Well, I reckon there’s more dishon orable appellations than that. I sup You never received a reply to It, and pose even your feuinle brain bas you wonder If it was delivered or If it was lost. I f your name and address had been on the envelope it would have been returned to you if the addressee could not be found. ABSO LU TE GUARANTEE THE SKOOKUli RESTAURANT Rooms in Connetion GEO. C. T H E R A U L T That Letter— Let us show you how cheap we can print 500 or 1,000 envel opes. W e will also print letter heads. The material, workman ship and price will be right. Str. Elizabeth Regular as the Clock » 7.50 3.00 E. & E. T. Kruse 24 California Street, San Francisco For Reservation* NOSLER & NORTON Agent», Coquille, Oregon THE HERALD W ill Accept & Fi rewood à -O N - SUBSCRIPTION Every Part of the Art of LAUNDERING Has Had Our Careful Attention It is our business, so it is necessary that we use the very best and latest methods to turn out the best work possible V\ Our service is at your command. If you are not already a customer we would 1>e triad to add you to our host of satisfied patrons. S M IT H BODE U P TO T H E W H IT E FIO U B E . MOTIONLESS glimmer of the reasou why Mark bus whooped up the stars and stripes all along the border, eh?” ” 1 don't see any special reason why he should make himself ridiculous lu that manner. I ’m patriotic, father, but"— "Humph."’ Interrupted Mr. Bradley. "A lot you wimmen know about the meaning of such words. There’s Siyith. lie ’s patriotic and democratic and politic, and when the varmints will let him he's pacific; but, above nil. he’s patriotic, and he advertises It loud and long, so that every greaser along the border will understand that there's one little setUement that won’t stand for cattle stealing and Incendia rism, and that’s the little town of Yeager, U. S. A.” Air. Bradley's chair came down with n thump, and Ellen heard the scratch of a match ns her father relighted bis pipe. Within the cool dimness of the living room Ellen stood with lifted chin and stormy eyes. That was always the way, she thought- her father Invariably took sides with Mark Smith In the younger man's campaign of blazing enthusiasm, but now for the first time Ellen began to realize that there might be a reason for her lover's attitude. But It was too late for repentance. Mark had gone for good. Out on the edge of the settlement Mark Smith stood In the doorway of bis adobe ranch house nnd talked rapidly with the travel stained half breed who had tumbled wearily off his horse n moment before. “ You are sure. Manuel?” questioned Smith sharply. "Sure, senor. 1 heard Vados himself —he wns drunk with pulque—boasting that lie would bum Yeager fiat to the earth Slid bring hack Senor Smith a prisoner to tho Hacienda Vuilos before j another day.” "They will not dare.” laughed •Old Glory” Smith. "No. senor; they would not dare If they were not wild with drink. Now they will dare anything." BUTTER W RAPPERS A T THE COQUILLE LAUMJKV & ICE CO. THE * I e * ; e * j e ; J j e ! 2 e e e e ROAD. I sing you an ode O f the country road, The lumpy road And tha bumpy road That jolt* the wagon and spills ths lo a d ; Mud to the hubs when the rain comes down; Filled with ruts when the fields are brown And the sun is hot and the air Is dry. It ’ s clogged w ith gravel and packed with sand, So built and graded and laid and planned That it takes a team And sometimes two To do the work one horse should do. It racks the wagons with jolts and Jars. It ruins horses and motorcars, Keeps back crops from the market place, Piles up debts on the farm er’s place. The old time road Is a plain dis grace. But the modern road is a different thing, A w orthy theme fo r the bard to B in g - Wagner's Second Marriage. ^ • «««C C C C C C «« The Paris Weekly Kevue relates s. K n o w lt u n , President G eo . A. R obinson , Vice-Pres. from letters hitherto unpublished the exciting story of Wagner’s second mar \ R. H. M a s t , Cashier. riage. All the world kuows that he married, after the necessary divorce, the wife of Ilaus von Bulow. but all the world does not kuow that there was a rival applicant for his heart and bund. This was Mai wine Scbnorr, the IO C 0 Q U ILLE. OREGON singer who hud Just created the part n o of Isolde in his “ Tristan,” and the cuuse of Mai wine Schnorr was chum <«> Opened tor Busines March, l g 9 0 pioned by another artiste named lsi dore de Reuter, who announced her !*> I ** self us u prophetess, charged with a : * CORRKSPONDENTS: <•> divine message to the musician. The • w C T & Tilton Bank, Portland First National Bank, San Francisco 1 w message was to the effect that Wagner National Park, New York First Trust & Savings, Coos Bay must marry Mulwiue and must at th same time persuade the king of Ba vuria to marry Isidore herself. Wag ner tells the story of his emburruss ment iu a letter to bis friend. Auguste Roecker, and it appears that he onl, O L D R E L IA B L E — E Q U IP P E D W IT H W IR E L E S S succeeded in peacefully marrying the lady of his choice after the king had at her request, expelled the two other ladies from his dominions. A L W A Y S O N T IM E R. Farmers and Merchants Bank STEAMER BREAKWATER Put together For every weather, Smooth and dustless and good to see And graded right, as a road should be; Useful alw ays and muddy never, A thing o f beauty, a Joy forever. —Bellefontalne (O.) Examiner. Thin Glass and Thick. Glass Is a substance that we cannot figure the strength of as we can great many other things with wide we are familiar. It varies greatly In itself. The strongest glass, us a rule, breaks into the greatest number of fragments. Comparing tbe strength of thin glass with thick, the former is rel atively the stronger. This Is a thing NOVEL SUGGESTION TO very often lost sight of. Then, again AVOID MANY ACCIDENTS. as to the difference between rough plate and polished plate, we find pol ished plate the stronger. This is per Plan Would Necessitate Slow Speed of haps to be attributed to the fact that all these very tine surface hair crucks Autos When Crossing Tracks. are polished out. These only go Into the glass to a certain depth, and when In order to avoid accidents at rail they are all or nearly all polished nnd road crossings, which have claimed ground off there is less chance for such a large death toll In recent some of them to form the basis of a months, a novel suggestion has been crack, and thereby the glass is increus ed in strength. Tysts have been made put forth which it appears will at and some formulae have been arrived least lesson the danger of a collision at. As was to be expected, they show between a train and passing carriages very Irregular results us to the strength or automobiles. of glass. i f the highway crossings were divid Women Who Do Not Count. ed and offset with sharp turns at the The female of the species in Monte track, as per the sketch accompanying, the crossing could not be made at high negro is chiefly a beast of burden. Her status Is low on account of her sex It matters not that she bears men; she does not bear the rifle and is not there fore a fighting unit. She is. in fact, introduced to the world with an a pol ogy. A man will announce the birth o f a daughter to his friends with the words. “ Comrades, excuse me—a girl.” —\ Until thirty years ago the population was only counted as so many “ rifles” — V that is to say. supposing one of the ft/Oft WAY Vf MCI ¿5 walled villages to contain 200 men, Aftrro/r/m each with his “ handjar” and rifle; 200 women, 300 children, with forty lusty boys, of whom thirty were able t shoot and had guns. and. say. sixty ol men and women, then that place would ¿/G//r-/rfû be said to have 230 inhabitants, non 4T £ND /?T X fighters going uncounted.—“ Peeps at Many Lands.” H E R A L D O F F IC E J I * | l!,l Sails from Portland at 8 . P. M. ’ Every Tuesday Sails from Coo* Every Bay Saturday at Service of Tide ißl Tickets on sale to all Eastern points and information as to routes and ratet cheerfully furnished £ & W. L K 0 LM, Agent * t Phone M ain 1 8 1 a ..i. d ü « 4 * 3 4 * i> O O O O O O O O O O O < > O O < > O ^ O O O 0 0 O < Fred Von Pegert C. I. Kime KIME & VON PEGERT MECHANICAL S H O P G e n e r a l ''lacksinithing Wagon Making, Machin. " o r k , Pattern Making and Casting, Automobile Work. COQUILLE, OREGON 0 < ^ > 0 0 i> ;> 0 < > 0 0 < > 0 0 < > 0 0 < Rosburge-Marshfield Auto Stage Via Cijquille and Myrtle Point Leaves Marshfield.......5 a. in. Arrives Host*burg 1 p . m. Leaves Rose burg 0 a. m. Arrives Marshfield afternoon. Janes Bradley and his wife had cotne over in a buckboard with some • f their most precious belongings. Make reservations in advance at Ov> I Where is Ellen?” asked Smith as Drug .Store, Marsslield. lie assisted Mrs. Bradley to the ground. Ellen’s parents cast startled glances •round. Why, isn’t she here? She started •IT on her horse and said she would Office at Laird’s Livery Barn, Myrile Point, Both Phones ; here first.” Bermuda. 1*11 fetch her,” gritted Mark savage SUGGESTED P L A N F O R CROSSINGS. Bermuda enjoys the distinction of A. J. SHERWOOD Prei. ly, uiid, throwing himself on a horse, R. E.SHINE, V.-Pres. t tore away toward the town speed. Thus the driver would be go beiug the only British colony mention 1. rt. HAZARD, Cubiti 0. C SANFORD, Asst. Cashier But in the deserted town there was ing slow enougli to see a train and ed in Shakespeare. And his wuy of spelling it—the “ still vexed Bermooth ► trace of Ellen Bradley. Mark found stop, If he used his senses at all. In many instances it is impossible to es’’—is more correct and grammatical Mmself riding franticully in pursuit of the girl who hud flouted him for a build overhead or tunnel crossings, and than that used today. Bermuda is plu O F C O Ç U IL iL iB , O R E C O fl. whim. At last he dushed toward the aside from that the expenses are very ral, not singular. It Is really an arch! river and followed a fresh trail along great. Such a scheme as this would pelago or cluster of 300 small islands T r a n s a c t s a G en eral B a n k in g Busine»*- the bank. Possibly Ellen was taking not, of course, eliminate all accidents, —very small, seeing that all told they do not aggregate more than nineteen tho longer way, but she must know it but the number would be greatly di square miles. Bermuda is less than was a dangerous way today. Vados minished. Board of Director*. Correspondent*. Colonel Cornell of the National High GOO miles from the coast of the United might be lying In ambush, welting for L C , Dement, A. J. Sherwood, National Bank o Commerce. N r » Ym k < the friendly night to cover his move ways Protective society reports that States. The exceptional mildness and L. Rarlocker, L . H . Hazard, Crocker Woolworth N ’lBank, San Franci the number of automobilists killed in salubrity of its climate have made it ments. Ieaiah Hacker. R. E. Shine. First N at’l Bank of Portland, Portland. It was dark when he reached the New York state alone lu 1913 up to during recent years a favorite winter river. Here a strange sight met his Aug. 1 has been seventy as compared resort with well to do Americans. Ac with fifty-two last year and seventy- cording to statistics, these visitors startled eyes. Mark This was the narrowest part, and it two seriously injured as against fifty- number some 30,000 a year. w l i here that the outlaws would cross eight in 1912. F. A. Brown of Detroit Twain was a regular winter resident of Bermuda. If they were to reach Smith’s ranch says in the current number of the Spe' that night, as they had threatened. A tutor that “ more than 95 per cent of An Absolute Vacuum. narrow w’ooden bridge spanned the automobile accidents are due to care lessness.” Q.—When a bottle of milk is emptied river. it contains air; when the air is pumped A dark bulk of shadow resolved into stationary horse and white clad TAR TO SAVE FRENCH ROADS. out there Is a vacuum. My friends cannot tell what is in the bottle. Cun rider. Above tbe rider there appeared to float in midair a large transparency Public Works Minister Plans to Spend you explain? A.—But tbe air cannot be entirely $50,000,000 on Them. with the stars and stripes painted viv idly on four sides. Within the trans Not less than .$."»0,000,000 will be pumped out. Humans so far have not parency there burned a light that spent in the next ten or twelve years secured an al)solute vacuum. I f they putting a tar coal on G ,000 miles of could, then the bottle by some Is sup threw the flags into strong relief. Mark Smith had carried that trans highway or one-quarter of the roads posed to contain ether. But the ex parency in the last political campaign. of France, according to the minister istence of ether has not been proved. And then the IfOttle might contain three of public works, M. Thierry. That wns not all. The new tourist department at his or four septillions free electrons, all There w as an ominous crackling, with the smell of burning wood. Suddenly ministry is grappling with the prob beyond human research to discover.— (0 I the bridge burst into flames and dis- lem of overhauling the roads for the Edgar Lucieu Ijirkiu iu New York losed on the opposite bank a para benefit of the motor traffic, wdilch has American. lyzed group of ruffians, Vados and his already reached huge proportions and A Cosmic Reflection. band. They stared at the motionless is threatening to ruin the splendid “ Here,” said tbe man of pensive mien, figure garbed in white upholding the highways for which France is famous. M. Thierry is convinced that the only “ Is something that I dashed off in an glowing transparency, then at the burning bridge, and with one accord way to combat tin* wear and tear is Idle hour.” “ Well,” said the man beside tbe they turned and fled in drunken terror to undertake systematic tarring of the toward the hills. Another day would roads. He purposes to meet the heavy waste basket, “ that’s no reason for find their heads clearer and their cour cost by a graduated tax on automo printing it There Is no use of Idly age renewed and they might return to biles ranging from $10 for twelve consuming both time and space.” — Yeager, but by that time the troops horse power cars to $50 for all over Washington Star. sixty horsepower. ouhl have arrived. The Principal Thing. M. Thierry also says that the tourist Now Smith rode up to the motion Mother—Katherine, what are the in less white figure on the horse and department is going to see France pro vided with clean, comfortable and hy tentions of that young man you are found it to be Ellen Bradley. She was crying with terror even gienic hotels, which are found in Ger permitting to call on you so often? while she bravely upheld the emblem many. Austria and Switzerland, but Daughter—Never mind that, mother; I are lacking in the republic, although kuow what my intentions are.—Boston of ail Indomitable country. ‘‘My girl—my own girl!” cried Mark everywhere the food obtainable in Transcript as he lifted her from the horse and French country inns is excellent. Strawberries. held her. together with the pole of the transparency, tightly in his arms. The A great many people are under the Build 263 Mile Road In One Day. transparency waved triumphantly over A new road 263 miles in length was impression that the strawberry is of them ns he kissed her again nnd again constructed In one day In Michignn European origin. As a matter of fact, ‘I wanted to be worthy of you and through the conceited efforts of mo it is derived from tbe Chilean berry, the name,” sobbed Ellen on bis shoul torists and others along its route. It which is native to the Pacific coast der. “ I f they must call me Mr*. ‘Old was the Huron shore trunk line high lory’ Smith I want to lie worthv of way, extending from Bay City to the Bamboo Lighthouse. the name.” She laughed freakly. strait of Mackinac, and for its con A lighthouse of bamboo which is in “ They will think you brave enough struction Alpena City alone supplied use in Japan is said to hare great pow to be called another Molly Pitcher,’’ 300 volunteers, sixty automobiles and er of resisting the waves and does not cried her lover warmly. P R IN T E D ¡P R O M P T L Y fifty teams. Work was begun at sun rot like ordinary wood. But 1 he Yengorites compromised by rise nnd continued until sunset, the AND A C C U R A TE LY dubbing her “ Miss Star Spangled Ban only stop being for luncheon, which One never knows what is enough tin ner” until she actually became Mrs. wns furnished by the ladies of the I less one knows what is more than E l “Old Calory” Smith. townships through which the road euough. passes. _____________________________ _ Stages, Myrtle Point lo Roseburg, Carrying Baggage and United Slates Mail J. L. LAIRD, Proprietor FIR ST N ATIO N A L BA N K San Francisco a n d Bandon First-class fare only Up freight, per ton "True, true.” returned the American thoughtfully. “ Get you to the kltcbcu. Manuel, and tell cook to give you something .0 eut and drink, and then you must go and rest. After you huve eaten I will settle with you. You huve eurued your reward.” .Manuel grinned appreciatively and led his tired horse tiromid to the eorral, while Mark Smith paced up and down the hard baked path before tbe door, He had staved It off for mouths, hut now It had come. Vados. the outlaw, had held his men with an Iron baud, and not once had he permitted drunk- euuess to spoil his wild raids upon the peaceful eettlements over the bor der They came and went lu the ulght Hke shadows. Vados knew Ills half BHTHge followers, and be had not dured ■How them liquor. But now he had broken loose blin- eelf, end his men were quick to follow their leader. Whet chance hud law and order, eve* the emblem of a great govern sunt. Ih the face or madness? And these were nothing better uow that they had had a taste of the pulque. While Mark Smith acknowledged this, he set his jaw tight and, mount- lug his horse, rode from one to another • f the outlying ranches, giving wuru in» of the coming raid. He advised Us neighbors to gather at bis place. His line was druwn closer ns he Mared tbe town, and at lust there remain«* only one house, thutof J nines Artldley. Huieu'a father was at the gate when Ifbrk rode up. “ I've beard all about It. Whut’s your •fito Mark?” he asked. ‘'Gather all the women and children •A B y place with an armed guard. 1 V U t the men to go with me to meet Y«dos and try to wipe lilm out before ta> does any damage. I ’ve sent IS]¡lie of messengers to Arko to tcle- Mpb for assistance from El Paso." “Good I ’ll bitch up and bring my toms over. I hope you'll let me be on Mo skirmish Iftie,” added the old man Wistfully. TWH yourself, blit we need n steady 1 bold the fort, you know,” smil- *J| Mark wearily. ilm t at sunset the Inst of the fugl- J t m rode through the gate of Mark Smith's ranch. It was a very martial ¿filtht that met their eyes, and It re- MCWed courage In many a timid heart. 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