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> R. I.SHINE, V .-F re s. A J. SHERWOOD Prss. K. Halverson h a s in sta lle d a m odern S te a m P re s sin g m achine, and is p re p a re d to M rv e h is tr a d e b e tte r th a n ever. B rin g m e y o u r w ork. SPRING SAMPLES ARE READY See m y display o f su itin g s fo r sp rin g an d su m m er. New and nobby p a t te r n s a t low est prices. B ring y o u r R e p air W ork to m e. L. H. HAZARD, CaiHler H e Left a C lew Behind Him P r e s id e n t W ils o n a t H is D esk, Facing D u t ie s o f H is P o sitio n By GROVER | GRIFFIN 1 w as dow n on my luck and a lto g e th e r d iscouraged. 1 had com e to the K. H A L V E R SO N city six m onths before w ith $400 In F ro n t S tre e t my pocket to look fo r a position. All b ut $7 w as gone, a n d 1 hud not found the position. B esides, I ow ed a board bill w hich 1 cou ld u ’t pay. 1 decided GARDEN to go hom e, b u t d id n ’t like to rem ove my b aggage w ith o u t paying my in F E R T IL IZ E R S d eb ted n ess, so 1 left my tru n k an d ull my clo th e s ex cep t w h a t I absolutely SUPERPH O SPH A TE needed. T h e se f rolled in a bundle F o r G en eral G ardening and c u rrie d o u t u n d e r my arm . 1 S U L P H A T E O F PO T A SH would w rite my lan d lad y from borne F o r P o tato es th a t 1 b ad le ft and w a s n o t com ing N IT R A T E O F SODA back. F o r S pecial P urposes On m y w ay to th e sta tio n , p assin g a tru n k sto re, I th o u g h t 1 would go In j T e . q u ic k and buy u cheap bag in w hich to c a r C O Q U IL L E O R E G O N ry my belongings. My tic k e t to my hom e w ould be $5.50, so 1 h a d n ’t m uch to sp a re for th e lu x u ry of a satch el I found a m an in th e sto re looking a t som e s u it cases. H e bought one an d tra n s fe rre d som e clo th in g au d a p ack age to it from a s u it ca se th a t i th o u g h t R egular as th e Clock as good a s th e one he p u rch ase d an d asked th e sto re k e e p e r to th ro w th e la tte r aw ay . As soon a s he w as gone I ask ed th e sto re k e e p e r w h a t he would ta k e fo r th e case th a t h ad been left, and w hen he said 50 c e n ts I bought it. *7.50 F irst-class iare only. I did not no tice till I w as b oarding 3.00 U p freight, per ton th e tr a in th a t it w a s m ark ed on one end w ith th e le tte rs “ E. R. N.,” and th en m y atte n tio n w a s called to them by a m an sta n d in g n e a r th e c a r ste p s E. & E. T. Kruse looking a t them w ith co n sid erab le a t 24 C alifornia S treet, San F rancisco tentlon. H e follow ed m e in. took a se a t d irectly behind me an d . pulling o ut a new spaper, began to read. It F o r R eservations w us not till w e had le ft th e city lim its th a t he leaned fo rw a rd a n d said: NOSLER & NORTON “H ow a re you. N a y le r? ” A gents, Coquille, O regon “ My nam e is n o t N ayler,” I said. “ You a r e m istak en in y o u r m an.” “ You a re E d w a rd N ayler, alias Bill S hanks, alias P e te Devon, a n d you don’t w nnt to deny it w ith your Initials on th e end of y o u r su it case. T h e only th in g th a t puzzles m e Is th a t you should a tte m p t to g e t aw ay w ith th e P ly in g B etw een sw a g w ith such a d e a d g iv e a w a y a b o u t you.” I told th e m an how I had com e to buy th e suit case an d , o p en in g it. sh o w ed him th a t it co n tain ed n o th in g b u t clothes. H e believed m y story an d ut once asked me If 1 w ould know the F irst-claas fare only $7.50 m an to whom th e c a s e had belonged. U p freig h t, |»er to n ............... 3.00 I to ld him I w oukl. T h en he said th a t O the fellow h ad been a v a le t in an Im m ensely w ealth y fa m ily an d h ad w alk Sudden & Christiansen ed off w ith som e $80.000 w orth o f Jew A gents, San F rancisco, C alifornia els. A m aid in th e sa m e service who w as Im plicated in th e th e f t had con fessed to m y in fo rm a n t th a t N ayler F or R eservations w as to leave th e c ity on th a t train , b u t NOSLER & NORTON he w ould do u b tless be disguised. “ H e will probably w e a r th e sa m e clothes A gents, Coquille, O regon a n d m ake up os w hen you saw him in th e tr a n k sto re .” ad d e d th e m an behind me, “ for he w o u ld n ’t have had tim e to m ake a change. I w ish you would go th ro u g h the tra in an d sp o t him .” “ W h a t is th e re in it fo r m e?” I asked. T h e m an w ho w as w orking fo r a To CLA U D E C. MOON, P rop. w ard of $20,000 offered fo r th e recov e ry o f th e je w e ls dickered w ith me for som e tim e, offering me am o u n ts ra n g ing betw een a te n th an d a h a lf o f all he w as to g e t o u t o f I t I closed w ith Fishing Tackle him on a half, an d , going rapidly th ro u g h th e tra in to th e baggage car, 1 Fishing T ackle tu rn e d and w alked back slow ly, look in g ca re fu lly a t ev ery one. I recog nized m y m an in th e n e x t c a r ahead of Fishing Tackle th e one I h a d been rid in g In. Fishing Tackle My frie n d —D aw son w as his n am e— w as d elig h ted , and, ta k in g som e p ap er an d a fo u n tain pen fro m his p o c k e t he w ro te an a g re e m e n t to pay me w h a t he h a d verbally ag reed to pay in case of success. T h en w e changed o u r se a ts In to th e n e x t c a r fo rw a rd , w here w e CLA U D E C. MOON, P rop. could keep an ey e on Mr. N ayler. D aw son w ro te a teleg ram to th e ch ief o f police a t th e first la rg e place on ou r ro u te to h a v e a force a t th e sta tio n to a r r e s t a m an, an d a t our first sto p I g ot o u t an d s e n t it, h a v in g first a rra n g D o n 't w ait I ed w ith th e c o n d u cto r to hold th e train i u n til y o u d r o p for me. 1 y o u r e y e ija ss - On a p p ro ach in g th e place w h ere th e ' es a b d b re a k a r re s t w as to be m ad e I stood a t th e f th e m b e fo re y o u fro n t door an d D aw son a t th e rear, so th a t from w h ich ev er door he w e n t o u t r fin d o u t a b o u t w e could keep tra c k of him. T h a t he w ould leave th e tr a in a t th a t point w e felt confident, for th e conductor had C o m e i n a n d l e t us s h o w y o u h o w I in fo rm ed us th a t his tic k e t w ould c a r I c o m f o r t a b l e t h e y a r e a n d h o w f irm ly ry him no fa rth e r. If he did not w e I they h o l d w i t h o u t p in c h in g . w ere to hail a policem an from th e p la t form . O u r m an le ft th e c a r by th e fro n t door. I follow ed him a n d saw several V . R. W I L S O N , o . D. m en in police u niform looking up a t th e train . I beckoned one o f them an d E rro rs o f Vision S cientifically pointed out Mr. N ayler. H e w as th e C o rrected C O Q U IL L E ; OREG O N m ost su rp rised m an l e v er saw . H e tu rn e d ns w h ite ns a sh e et, an d w hen N e x t door to S k e c ls’ S to re one o f th e policem en took his s u it case from his hand I th o u g h t he w ould drop. We took him to a police sta tio n , w h ere Ills su it case w as opened, an d I sa w YOUR LACE CURTAINS th e package lie had tra n s fe rre d In th e tru n k sto re T h e o u tsid e w ra p p e r be ing tak en off disclosed a box an d Inside the box a display o f Jew elry w o rth y of th e w indow o f n high g rad e Jew el will need laundering this er’s shop. W ell, w e all re tu rn e d to th e city to spring. Send them to pother, w here o u r c a p tiv e w as landed us. We wash Quilts at In Jail. 1 w ent b ack to my b o ard in g house aud said n o th in g ab o u t hav in g 15 cents, Comforts at 25 utarted for hom e In d u e t i a e th e re cents. We will wash w ard w as paid—h a lf to D aw son and h a lf to me T hen 1 s ta rte d for hom e your Wool Blankets for ugaln. b ut th is tim e w ith my baggage. you better than you can W hen I retu rn ed to th e city 1 set up a detective office an d h ave been since do them and for the reasonably successful. San Francisco and Bandon The Sportsman Fishing Tackle Fishing Tackle The Sportsman S h u r= O n COQUILLE LAUNDRY & ICE CO. In c o rp o ra te d . M a n u fa c tu re rs o f The Celebrated Bergm ann 6 'hoe OR C O Q U I l l U B , O R B Q O f l, T r a n s a c t » a G e n e ra l B a n k in g H u sin e sh l a i r * a f D lraa ta ra. ; C a r ra a p a a d a a t a . R .O . Dement, A. J . Sherwood, National Bank o Oonimeree, New York Cl L. Harlocker, L. H. Hazard, Urocker Woolworth N 'lB ank, 8an F ranci Tom B rink w a te r begun life a s a Isaiah Hacker. I t . K. Shine. First N at’l Bank of Portland, Portland. foum iry m an an d becam e a m u ltim il lionaire. W hile m ak lu g his m oney he m arried u w o m an w ith social a s p ira tions. Mrs. B rin k w a te r’s d esires 1 b R . 8. K n o w l t o n , P re s id e n t G e o . A . R o b in s o n , V ic e -P re s. th is resp ect w ere gratified in th e placB R . H . M a s t , C a sh ier. w h ere she lived, a w estern c ity , b u t no sooner had sh e conquered In th a t field th a n sh e grew am b itio u s fo r s larg er an d m ore Im p o rtan t one. Hut h er h u sb an d did not becom e a m n tllm illio n aire till th e tw o had been COQUILLE. OREGON m arried long enough to h av e a d a u g h te r se v en teen y e a rs old. To in tro d u c e th is d a u g h te r. KoHitmond, into th e big Opened lor Busines March. 1 8 9 0 gest, rich est an d a t th e sa m e tim e th e m ost difficult social sw im in th e w est ern w orld th en becam e Mrs. Brink- correspondents : w a te r’s am b itio n . As fo r R osam ond, L add & T ilto n R ank, P o rtla n d F ir s t N atio n al B an k , S an F ra n c isc o she w as very well satisfied w ith th e N a tio n a l P a rk , N ew Y ork F ir s t T ru s t & S av in g s, Coos B ay frien d s sh e hud and did not ca re to e n te r a new field. She w as m uch be loved by 'th o se w ho knew h er in tim u ts- ly an d . th o u g h no one knew it b u t h er self. w as v ery m uch p red isp o sed to a ce rta in y o u n g m an. M acD onald S h er ) O L D R E L IA B L E — E Q U IP P E D W IT H W IR E L E S S ° 1 m an. a y o u n g law y er, as a life p a r t ner. N ot even Mr. S h erm an w as a w a re th a t a h e a rt w as read y for him to g ath er, an d ev en If he had been th e ra p A L W A Y S O N T IM E idly g ro w in g fo rtu n e of Mr. B riu k w a te r would h av e m ade tho you n g m ao Sails from Portland at 8 A. M., b ack w a rd In g a th e rin g it. M arch 5, 12, 19, 26 T h e re w ere th re e g rad es of refine m en t in th e B riu k w a te r fam ily. Tom 9 w as p re se n ta b le am o n g well b red p e r Sails from Coos Bay at Service of Tide sons, an d th a t w as all th a t can be said M arch 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 of him Mrs. B riu k w a te r had acq u ired a good deal o f th e «avoir fa ire o f a so W. L. K0LM, A g e n t Phone M ain 181 ciety w om an. R osam ond w as a lovely girl in h er ow n hom e an d am o n g her In tim ate frien d s, but th e re w a s a n u n d erly in g cold n ess a b o u t fash io n ab le so ciety th a t repelled her. F red V on P e g e rt T h e finding th a t th e doors o f tho C. I. Kim e elect of New York society w ere closed a g a in st h er only stim u lated Mrs. Brink w a te r’s a m b itio n to effect an en tra n c e , an d sh e begau th e stu d y o f th e situ s tion. U n lim ited m eans w ere a t h er d is MECHANICAL posal. but th e re w ere h u n d red s of w ealthy fam ilies knocking a t th e s o cial doors w ho w ere not ad m itted . Mrs. B rink w a te r b u n ted th e dog m a r ket fo r th e h ig h est bred poodle and G e n e r a l B lack sm ith in g , bought one th a t took first prize In a W agon M aking, M achine dog show . In th is way sh e got som e W ork, P a tte r n M aking and C astin g , A u to m o b ile W ork. free a d v e rtisin g in th e new spapers. T hen a sp an of horses she bought a t COQUILLE, OREGON tracted sim ila r atte n tio n in th e an im al horse show . By th ese tw o coups the lady’s n am e w as becom ing so m ew hat __ > 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 » 0 0 ’» 0 0 0 0 0 0 0<l know n, b u t sh e knew th a t If sh e re laxed her effo rts it would soon lie lost again. So she Joined th e su ffrag e tte s an d g av e larg ely to th e cause. T h is last move w as probably the J. L. LAIRD, Proprietor m ost effective o f all Mrs. B rin k w a te r’s moves, sin ce it b rought her in touch wy- L eav es M ry tle P o in t d aily a t 7 o ’clock with a n u m b er of New York’s social leaders. B ut th is did not m ean a social a m. A rriv e s a t R o seb u rg a t 2 o ’clock acq u ain tan ce . T h e goal w as not yet L eav es R o se b u ig d aily a t 7 a. m ., a r even in sig h t. T he a s p ira n t had not riv in g a t M y rtle P o in t a t 2 o ’clock. -yet been In v ited to th e house o f a s in gle fam ily p ro m in en t socially. S p ecial rig s f o r p a r tie s a t a n y tim e . One day w hile d iscu ssin g su ffra g e tte b u sin ess w ith a lady who seem ed In clined to be friendly Mrs. B riu k w a te r told h er w h a t she had done to g et Into society an d ask ed w h a t m ore sh e could Carrying United States Mail and Passengers’ Baggage do. T hen and th e re for th e first tim e Office at Laird’s Livery Barn, Myrtle Point tin* h u n te r for th e portal by w hich sh# m ight e n te r had th e se cre t rev ealed to H o m e T e l e p h o n e 4 6 1 F a r m e r s T e le p h o n e 1 5 6 her. It w as th e touch of gold, b u t th e gold m u st be expended In th e right way. T h e in fo rm an t knew a fam ily who had lieen l>om In th e sw im . T h eir fo rtu n es had failed. THE T he sa m e ev ening w hen Mrs. Brink- w a te r told h er h u sband th n t sh e had found th e key to New York society and th a t it w as money he replied, “ I’ll d raw you a check for a h u n d red th o u san d a s soon a s you w a n t it.” “ Not so fast. T he w ay It is done is more im p o rta n t th an th e m oney. You a re a d irecto r In several co rp o ratio n s is now fully equipped with modern D oubtless som e one of them needs an officer fo r a y e a r a t a sa la ry o f $50,- faces of type and accessories 000.” for the execution of Not long a f te r th is Mr. Von G. re ceived th e ap p o in tm en t. H e w as g iv en a rosew ood desk a t th e office of the B riu k w a te r M an u fac tu rin g com pn ay. an d his sa la ry w as paid in a d B____ 0 vance. O ccasionally som e d u ty w as assig n ed him. b u t he w as n o t req u ired to p erfo rm it u nless he chose to do so. T he B rink w a te rs w ere in v ited to d in n er a t th e Von G ’s an d a t th e houses o f se v era l o th e r fam ilies con fleeted w ith th em , all in th e sw im T h ese doors having been opened, o th ers follow ed suit. W ithin h alf n y ear W uft«*r th e tu rn in g of th e golden key th e a sp ira n t, h er h u sb an d and h e r d au g h te r found th em se lv e s m em b ers of the ch arm ed circle. in a style unexcelled and at prices But Tom B iink w afer spoiled th is so cial ach iev em en t. O ne of his fo rm er equally as inviting as can be b u sin ess asso ciates, who had also obtained from others m ade his m illions, cam e from th e w est w ith a s p ira tio n s sim ila r to th o se of ■ Mrs. R rin k w ater. Tom w a s asked | how he did It an d let th e c a t o u t of i the b ag As soon a s It w a s o u t it ran i m eow ing th ro u g h th e gilded parlors. I T he B rink w a te rs w ere dropped. | Mrs B rink w a te r w as fu rio u s. Tom | w as c ru sh e d w ith rem orse a t w h a t he had done. Only one of th e fam ily w as not d isap p o in ted . R osam ond Rrink- I w a te r found th e co cktail d rin k in g and c ig a re tte sm o k in g of th e w om en in th e sw im not to her ta: te She w en t hack to h er fo rm er hom e on a visit and did not re tu rn . W hile th e re Rhe m arried th e young m an sh e w an ted P R IN T E D P R O M P T L Y and finds th e society o f h er n a tiv e A .N D {A C C U R A TE LY city f a r m ore refined th a n th a t h er fa th er paid a sm all fo rtu n e to e n te r only to be s h u t o u t a t th e b eg in n in g o f th « first a c t. ^ Farmers and Merchants Bank STEAMER BREAKWATER San Francisco an d Bandon Str. B ro o k ly n F IR S T N A T IO N A L B A N K By ELSIE ß MATTESON Str. Elizabeth small charge of 25 cents. Send the entire family wash and be rid of the hardest of the home work. : : : : : : THE GOLDEN KEY 0. C SANFORD, A««t. Csskisr x>ooooooooooooooooooooooo< P hoto co p y rig h t, 1918. by A m erican P r e s s A s s o c i a t i o n . E R E you see P re sid e n t W ilson a t his desk in the W hite H ouse office ready fo r w ork a s th e first em ployee of th e land. H e has sa t ju st like th is for d a y s sin c e his in a u g u ra tio n listening to the so licitatio n s o f se n a to rs an d re p re se n ta tiv e s an d m en of note who urged him to ap p o in t th is m an o r th a t to v ario u s im p o rta n t Jobs a t his disposal H u n d red s • f office se e k e rs w ere b arre d from facin g th e p resid en t a t his desk by his own o rd er issued rig h t a f te r he took hold, w hen he decreed th at lie would see no Job h u n te r u nless personally s e n t fo r or recom m ended by heads of d e p a rtm e n ts H IT IS UP TO YOU! I f e e f r e e b o r n c i ti z e n g e t s u p w h e n de w Is on t h e g r a s s A n d s e e s h i m s e l f r e f l e c te d in a t r u s t m a d e l o o k i n g g la ss . A t r u s t c o n t r o l s t h e s o a p h e finds at le n g th upon the stand. A n d t h r o u g h t h e f a v o r o f s o m e t r u s t he t a k e s h is c o m b In h a n d . H i s sh o es , s us pe nd «1 rs, s h i r t a n d s oc k s , t h e b u t t o n s on bis co a t. H i s h a n d k o n ' i- f . his m.-oUtia a n d t h e c o l la r ror.rd h s th ro a t All c a m e f r o a f a c t o r i e s t h a t t r u s t s p e r mi t to o; v, to: A t r u s t a l b s h i m to h a v e coal to pile u p o n tb<- g r a t e . B y y ie l d i n g to t h e s u g a r t r u s t h e m a k e s h i s cof fee s -v.-et; B y b o w i n g to th e bee f t r u s t h e maj> h a v e a s t e a k to e a t : T h e c r a c k e r t r u s t , t h e flo ur t r u s t , t h e coffee t r u s t , likewise. T a k e t r i b u t e f r o m t h e m a n w h o d w e ll s w h e r e f r e e d o m ' s b a n n e r flies. H e r is e s f r o m t h e t a b l e w h i c h a t r u s t l e a v e s in his c a r e A n d on t h e t r u s t m a d e h a l l t r e e fin d s a t r u s t m a d e h a t to w e a r . N o w s ee th e f r e e b o r n ci tiz en u p o n t h e tru st ow ned ca r; By p a y i n g t r i b u t e h e m a y r i d e t o w h e r e hN duties are l ' e s i 1 s l.i f : e a t r u s t m a d e d e s k —a t r u s t h a s ai I he m a y — *i:d tu in . f r e e a n d e q u a l, h e to i ls fot t • t.-ust al l d a y : \ t rr ':t a t r u § t p r o v i d e s h is lig ht , a n d w!i n h is p r a y e r s a r e s a id The iitv r o w n e d k i n g d e v o u t l y k n e e l s be- f i le i 1 1 us t m a d e bed. T h u s all h fs t r u s t ' s b o u n d u p In t r u s t s t h a t t r e a t h im a s t h e y pl ea se . H e lives t h r o u g h f a v o r o f t h e t r u s t s : to t h e m h e b e n d s h is k n e e s. Ah. l e t u s t r u s t t h a t w h e n h e d i e s a n d l e a v e s t h i s w or ld o f c a r e S o m e t r u s t will w a f t h im t o t h e s k i e s and g i v e h i m g l o r y th e r e . Obsolete C u re s. I t w a s fo rm e rly believed th a t ep ilep HEREDITY AND THE EYES. B lu e or G r a y E ye d P a re n ts Can no t H a v e B*«own E ye d C h ild re n . S ince blu e an d probably g ray eyed p a re n ts h a v e no brow n p igm ent in th e m iter s u rfa c e of th e iris th ey c a n n o t tr a n s m it b ro w n to th a t p ortion of th e ir c h ild re n ’s eyes. T h is a b s e n t c h a r a c te r istic m ay be one th a t h a s been lo st or It m ay n e v e r have been acq u ired . I t is kn o w n in h ered ity lan g u ag e a s a re cessive. H ence, to re p eat, tw o reces- Bives produce in th e ir o ffsp rin g only th e ir recessive condition. T h e h ered itary b eh av io r o f b ro w n eye color, how ever, is v ery d ifferen t. In b row n eyes actu al p ig m en t o ccu rs in th e iris. H ere th e re is so m eth in g ac cu m u lated to h an d o n dow n to su b se q u e n t g en eratio n s. T h e am o u n t th a t can be tran sm itted , h o w ev er, d ep en d s on o n e’s ow n h e re d ita ry h isto ry a s w ell a s th a t o f one’s co n so rt. I f bo th o f S m ith ’s p aren ts belo n g to b ro w n eyed stra in s , th en S m ith ca n h av e only b ro w n eyes. And sin ce S m ith h a s been giv en , as it w ere, a do u b le d o se of b ro w n his eyes w ill be d a rk brow n. S m ith will have, in his tu r n , only b row n eyed children, w h a te v e r m ay be th e color o f lus w ife’s eyes. In th e la n g u ag e o f h ered itary , S m ith ’s b ro w n eye color dom in ates o v er b lu e or gray. W hen S m ith 's b ro w n eye color h m been d eriv ed from o n e p a re n t only, th e n his ow n eyes w ill te n d to b e lig h t e r in color and only h a lf of h is germ cells will h av e th e p o te n tia lity fo r m a k in g b ro w n eyes. H en ce, i f he m a rrie s a b lu e o r g ray eyed w ife, o n lj’ h a lf o f his ch ild ren will have b ro w n eyes, a n d a lig h t brow n, too, b e c a u se of tw o g e n e ra tio n s of dilutio n . In case S m ith ’» w ife also has b row n ey es d eriv ed from one o f h e r p aren ts o n ly , th e n th re e o u t of fo u r o f th e ir c h ild re n will h av e b ro w n eyes, b u t only one of th e th re e w ill g e t a don hie d o se o f b ro w n ; hence S m ith 's brow n ey ed ch ild ren w ill not all tra n s m it b row n In th e sa m e degree. T h u s it is |H*ssible fo r a brow n eyed p a re n t to have o n e-h alf o r o n e-q u arte r o f his ch ildren blu e o r g ra y eyed. B u t It is nev er j ssible fo r tw o blue or g ray ey ed p a re n ts to h a v e browm eyed ch ild ren .—In d ep en d en t. sy could lie cured by w e a rin g a silver rin g m ade front a coffin nail. Seven d ro p s o f blood from th e ta il o f a cat a n d blood from a re cen tly ex ecu ted crim inal w e re said to be v alu ab le re m edies fo r epilepsy. T o cu re a felon or run a ro u n d hold th e finger in a c a t’s e a r fo r h alf an hour. 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