A j . SHERWOOD P ra t. Str. Brooklyn A Village Enigma BUYING A CLAIM P lying B etw een By M. QUAD San Francisco and Bandon C o p y r ig h t. 1913. b y A « « o c la t .d e ra ry P ress. L it OP small charge of 25 cents. Send the entire family wash and be rid of the hardest of the home work. : : : : : : Theo. HeinniiinShoe Mfg.Co. In c o rp o ra te d . M a n u fa c tu r e r s o f , The Celebrated tiergmann 6'hoe COQUILLE LAUNÜKY & ICE CO. The Strongest anil Nearest Water P ro o f s h o e m a d e fo r l o g g e r s , miners prospectors an ' m ill men. 21 Thurmsn Street P o b t l a n d , O b eo o n , C OQUILiüB, O R EG O N . T r a n s a c t s a G e n e r a l B a n k i n g B u s in e e ib By TIM OTHY W. BARLOW F iret-claas fare o n ly .................$7.50 It Halverson O C SANFORD, Asst. Cashier F IR S T N A T IO N A L B A N K k It w as th ree y e a rs a f te r Mrs. A n drew W akefield becam e a w idow th a t U p freight, per to n ................. 3.00 th in g s began to liappeti to d is tu r b th e la-ace of mind of th e to w n of H ooper- S u d d e n & C h ris tia n s e n vllle. Mr. W akefield bad been a matt w ith o u t am bition or energy a n d a d d ic t Agent«, San Francisco, C alifornia ed to Intoxicauts. an d th e m ain s u p ■<% p o rt o f the couple bad been th e e a r n F or R eservation« ings o f th e w ife w ith Iter needle. Mr. W akefield som etim es com plained NOSLER & NORTON Itecaii8e he w as uot m et on ev en te rm s A gents, C oquille, O regon by th e th e best citizens, b u t th e w ife never com plained of her lot. If sh e j expected a m e rc h a n t’s w ife to assoel- 1 a te w ith her d re ssm a k e r on te rm s of I eq u ality she never g av e u tte ra n c e to I th a t fact. And never, th a t an y one ! could recall, did sh e ask to be eonsider- | ed a m a rty r or find fa u lt w ith her | husband. W hen o th e r w ives told her w hnt they w ould do In su ch a case ¡sh e som etim es sm iled, b ut never eom- ' plained. A fter try in g fo r y enrs to m ake her o u t people decided th a t sh e w as a n enigm a. | "A nd w h a t In th e nam e o f c a ts is j th a t? " ask ed good old D eacon P e te rs ; o f his w ife w hen sh e applied th e term . "W hy. Moses, d o n 't you know w h a t a n enigm a is? ” "T h ey 'v e In v en ted so m an y d a rn ed th in g s In th e last few y e a rs th a t I ’m all m ixed up." "A n en ig m a is a th in g you d o n 't u n d e rsta n d ." "W aa l, Is Mrs. W akefield a n en igm a?" "F o lk s say so.” •‘Mobile s h e Is. She s trik e s m e ns a w om an w ho Is w a itin g for so m e th in g to h ap p en .” S om ething finally happened. I t w a s n ’t a n y th in g o f g re a t Im portance—Ju s t th e d e a th of Mr. W akefield. L u te r th e W idow W akefield w as le ft a g r e a t sum o f m oney by E nglish re la tives. I t w as all In th e p ap ers, a n d h e r la w y e r confirm ed It. S he becam e th e ric h e st w om an in th e s ta te alm o st In a day. And o f course t h e query w ith ev erybody w as: " W h a t will sh e do w ith It?” T h e re w ere e v e n ts In th e h isto ry of th e w idow th a t H ooperville had not tnk en cognizance of. She cam e from a n a ris to c ra tic fam ily. At eighteen sh e had fallen In love a n d eloped w ith an d w ed a y o ung m an w ho m ade a w o rth less husband. H e r f a th e r had c a s t h e r off. an d she b ad been living h u n d red s of m iles from him. She had fe lt th e b itte rn e ss o f th e slig h ts p u t upon her, h u t h ad realized th a t th e s it GARDEN u ation could n ot be ch an g ed for th e b e tte r by open rese n tm e n t. S he h a d n 't F E R T IL IZ E R S lived h e r real life, b u t a fa lse one. and had th u s com e to be an en ig m a to such SUPERPHOSPHATE a s w ere In te re ste d enough to discuss For General Gardening her. SULPHATE OF POTASH W hen th e m oney cam e th e w idow set For Potatoes a b o u t g e ttin g even w ith H ooperville. T h e re w as no m alice in it. b u t Ju st a NITRATE OF SODA sense o f sa tisfa c tio n . A b rid g e over For Special Purposes th e riv e r had long been u n sa fe , b ut th e tax p a y e rs had h u n g off a b o u t re p a irin g J. E Q U IC K it. tru stin g th a t th e L ord w ould d iv ert C O Q U IL L E O R E G O N all th e accid en ts to o th e r bridges. T h e w idow hired a la w y e r to ta k e th e m a tte r up, a n d th e b rid g e w as co n dem ned a n d replaced by n $G,000 s tr u c ture. T he ta x p a y e rs how led. She h ired a su rv e y o r to go over th e lines of the stre e ts , a n d it w a s discov has installed a modem Steam Pres ered th a t all th e sto re fro n ts e n c ro a c h sing machine, and is prepared to serve his trade better than ever. ed nnd th a t h ard ly a fence occupied Its legal position. All e n c ro a c h m e n ts w ere Bring me your work. ordered rem oved. SPRING SAMPLES ARE READY T he spire of th e M e th o d ist c h u rch See my display of suitings for spring edifice had a decided le a n in g to w a rd and summer. New and nobby pat sunrise. T h e w idow se t th e law a t terns at lowest prices. work, and It co st th e co n g reg atio n $700 Bring your Repair Work to me. to brace up its spire. T here w as a n old o rd in a n c e a g a in st K. H ALVERSON hitching horses to sh a d e trees. T h a t Front Street wus also su ddenly en fo rc ed a n d $50 In fines collected th e first day. T h ere w as a n o th e r n b o u t ch im n ey s being cleaned ev ery y e a r. N early 100 house ow ners w ere b ro u g h t to c o u rt and fined $5 on th e ir ad m issio n s th a t th e ir chim neys h a d n o t been cleaned for teu years. T h ere w as a d e a d o rd in a n c e a b o u t the use of p ro fan e la n g u a g e in public. T he W idow W akefield rev iv ed it an d had six ty m en fined th e first day. Am ong them w ere tile m ayor, all the alderm en und th e Judge w ho Inflicted th e fines. "M oses, w h a t on e a r th is th e w om an ; a t? " the good w ife o f D eneon l ’e te rs would ask a f te r each new move. "S he’s p a y in g us back, I g u ess.” “ Hut It d o n 't seem a s If sh e could do V . R. W I L S O N , O. D m uch m ore.” "Yon w a it und see. W h a t w a s i t you Errors of Vision Scientifically called her?” Corrected “ An enigm a.” C O Q U IL L E ; OREGON "So tw a s W aal, y o u ’ll le a rn th n t N e x t door to S k e c ls’ S to re th ey 'v e gol d a w s . S he'll w ind up h ere w ith a g ran d w hoop." W hen th e d ay finally cam e th a t th e law y er could su g g e st n o th in g m ore to Paid the printer lately ? u p se t th in g s he w as in stru c te d to re n t the gristm ill, th e saw m ill, th e ta v e rn nnd tw o sto re s an d five d w ellin g s for a year. T h e ta n n e r an d th e cooper Y O U R L A C E C U R T A IN S w an ted to he counted In, and th ey w ere accom m odated T h e re n t w as paid In advance, nnd th e buildings locked up nnd th e In d u strie s closed dow n. T hen th e W idow W akefield sen t to will need laundering this th e city for a n a u to and ch au ffeu r and spring. Send them to P a ris gow ns an d lints nnd. d ressed In th e la te s t sty le nnd reg a rd le ss of ex us. We wash Quilts at liense. m ade a slow to u r o f th e tow n 15 cents, Comforts at 25 an d d e p a rte d from It forev er "M oses, w h a t has It cost th e to w n ? ” cents. We will wash ask ed th e good w ife o f D eacon P e te rs your Wool Blankets for "A b o u t $.70,000, I g uess.” •'And b ecau se sh e w as m ad ?” you better than you can "No. B eeause she w as a n "en ig m a, do them and for the or w h a te v e r c r itte r you call It. CM d arn th e ir hides!" ft. E sh in e , V .-P re a . I . H. HAZARD, Cashier Board of Diroo tor» . Correspondent» A. J . Sherwood, National Bank o ( ’oixjmeice. Net» York C t Billy W u tk in s w as u lo v ab le so rt ot R. O. Dement, L. Harlocker, L . H . Hazard, I Crocker Woolworth N ’lBank, Sail F ra n ti a fellow . Indeed, he w as too lovable Isaiah Hacker. R .K . Shine, i F irst N at’l Bank of Portium), Portland to ev e r m ak e a n y th in g o f him self. H e ' h ad som e c a p ital an d s ta rte d a bu sl ness o f his ow n. Any one w ho is e x p erien ced in b u sin ess k n o w s th a t so m e £ R . S. K n o w l t o n , P re s id e n t G e o . A . R o b in s o n , V ic e -P re s. body alTout th e p rem ises m u st sta n d £ R . H . M a s t , C a sh ie r. w ith a clu b to keep b ack all so rts oi in ro a d s upon th e tre a su ry . E v ery b o d y th a t h as a n y th in g to sell th e concern in v e n ts all so rts of sto rie s a s to w hy it sho u ld be b ought. E v ery b o d y em ploy ed h a s a reason fo r in c re a se o f sulnry. CO Q U ILLE. OREGON And so it goes. If th e re isn ’t som e one to tu rn a d e a f e a r to su ch ta lk b a n k Optned (or Busines March. 1890 ru p tc y is su re to com e. Billy p aid uie a b ig sa la ry to be a b u ffer b etw een him a n d p erso n s who c o r u k spo n d en ts : w a n te d so m e th in g . B ut In sp ite o f all Ladd & Tilton Bank, Portland First National Bank, San Francisco I could do th ey w o uld g et p a s t m e to National Park, New York First Trust & Savings, Coos Bay Billy h im self, an d th e co n cern w as su re to be “o u t” som e m ore. “ J o n e s,” ««*««««« «««« «««« 4 Billy w ould say to m e, “ h a s sic k n ess in his fam ily a n d n eed s a n a d v a n c e o i «tS-SSNOr-fei* t£3-S> > sW-a-ii i s «J- $100,” or. “ T h a t d ru m m e r w ho w as is h ere th is m o rn in g sh o w ed som e b eau ti OLD RELIABLE-EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS ful goods. Besides, h e’s been h av in g h a rd luck lately. I ’m su re h is w ares § w ill go off like hot ca k e s.” T h e resu lt 0 w ou ld be th a t Jo n e s would q u it u s in d e b t, a n d th e goods w ould rem ain in V ALWAYS ON TIME stock unsold. O f c o u rse th e in e v ita b le red flag S a ils from P ortlan d a t 8 A . M., ca m e in tim e. A fte r w e w e re sold o u t March 5, 12, 19, 26 1 lo an ed Billy $200 fo r p re se n t e x p en ses. W hen 1 lo an ed it 1 n e v e r ex S ails from C oos B a y a t S e r v ic e o f T id e p ected to ask fo r it. Billy sa id th a t March 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 w h en lie g o t on his fe e t ag a in he w ould p ay it, a n d 1 k n ew he w o u ld — PAUL L. STEHLING, Agent Phone Main 181 if he e v e r g o t on his feet. B u t I w as ta k e n ill soon u f te r I le ft ills serv ice 1 ^ 4 » ■> id; iJs-SJS-Ci! , a n d w a s o bliged to s u b m it to a n im p o r ta n t o p eratio n . T h e co n seq u en ce w a s th a t th e g re a t sp e c ia list w ho o p er a te d on me, h o sp ital b o ard bills and loss of tim e took all I had. I ap p lied for a p a y m e n t o f m y loan, b u t Billy h ad given so m uch in sy m p a th y t h a t he h a d n ’t a n y th in g w ith w h ich to p ay ills j u s t d eb ts. H e sold so m e heirlo o m s fo r a m a tte r of $20, Perhaps it is our fault that you do not realize the injustice you I are doing yourself—and your family. ^ w h ich he g a v e me, an d w h en I w as Perhaps you do not know that Baker’s Bread is immeasurably A obliged to apply to him ag a in so ld his better and far more healthful than that baked at home. j? o v e rc o a t a n d s e n t me th e proceeds. I That’s why we are using this means of enlightening you. Bj| d id n ’t know o f e ith e r of th e s e sales That’s why we want you to consider this a p-e-r-s o-n-a-l invita- B or I w o u ld n ’t h av e accep ted th e sa c ri tion to buy and try (and compare with your own) a loaf of Baker’s ^ fice. T h e sa le of his o v erco at b ro u g h t Bread made in our modern bread factory. ® on a cold w h ich w a s follow ed by p n e u Do this t-o-d-a-y, please. |W m onia. an d Billy ca m e o u t o f a h o s Yours for your own good, Bj p ital m ore d eeply in d e b t th a n before. Not b ein g ab le to w ork a f te r m y C O O K B R O S ., P r o p s . | o p eratio n an d n o t k n o w in g o f B illy ’s real financial co n d itio n , I ap p lied to him se v e ra l tim es in succession, g e t tin g less a n d less a m o u n ts each tim e, till a t la s t I receiv ed a silv e r dollar. A fte r th a t I d id n 't tr y to sq u e eze an y m ore blood o u t o f a tu rn ip . O ne d a y a very n ice looking lady called on m e a n d a sk e d fo r Billy. I J . L . L A IR D , P r o p r ie to r fan cied b e ow ed h er m oney, so I w as c h a ry a b o u t g iv in g h e r his ad d ress. Leaves Mrytle Point daily at 7 O’clock “ Mr. W a tk in s c a n ’t pay an y bills,” a. m. Arrives at Roschurg at 2 o’clock I said . “ H e’s aw fu lly h a rd u p .” “ D oes he ow e y ou a n y th in g ? ” she Leaves Roseburg daily at 7 a. m., ar a siied. riving at Myrtle Point at 2 o’clock. “ A bout a h u n d red nnd fifty d o lla rs.” Special rigs for parties at any time. “ W h a t will you ta k e fo r y o u r claim ?” “ A n y th in g you like to offer.” “ H o w w ould $50 s u it y o u ?” “ M ake it $75 an d it ’s a go.” I said, m ore to follow tlie th in g up fro m c u rio sity th a n in th e e x p e c ta tio n th a t she C arryin g U n ited S ta te s M ail an d P a ss e n g e r s ’ B a g g a g e w ould ta k e me up. Office at L a ir d ’s I.ivery Barn, Myrtle Point “ I ’ll sp lit th e d ifferen ce an d give you $02.30.” Home Telephone 461 Farmers Telephone 156 “ All rig h t,” I ag reed , w o n d erin g w h a t it all m ean t. She pulled a little checkbook o u t of a re tic u le a n d w ro te m e a cheek fo r th e am o u n t, a n d I assig n ed m y claim on Billy to her. Be in g a w om an I d id n ’t su p p o se th a t she would do a n y th in g m ean in th e p re m ises. th o u g h a f te r I had m ad e th e tra n sa c tio n I w as so rry fo r it, fe a rin g sh e m ig h t w a n t th e claim to g e t re v enge fo r som eth in g . I d id n 't see Billy a f te r t h a t fo r som e tim e. Indeed, I d id n ’t c a re to m eet him . fo r th e m ore I th o u g h t a b o u t th e w o m an ’s bu y in g a claim a g a in s t him th e m ore 1 believed sh e had d o n e it to se cu re som e rev en g e. I feared to h e a r o f his being p ro secu ted in som e w ay. O ne d a y I saw Billy com ing on th e s tr e e t I w ns a b o u t to dod g e in to an alley w hen a second g lan ce show ed m e th a t he w as m uch ch an g ed . H e w a s d ressed h an d so m ely , w ith a c h ry s a n th e m u m in h is b u tto n h o le a n d sw u n g a s m a rt can e. As soon a s he c a u g h t sig h t o f me he m ad e a d iv e fo r me. I w aited as a m an will s ta n d fo r nn au to m o b ile he expects- to ru n him dow n , n o t k n o w in g w h e th e r o r n o t I w ould receiv e a sh o w e r o f rep ro ach es. W hen com ing u p to me he p u t his a rm s a b o u t me, g iv in g m e a b e a r’s hug. “ W h e re th e d eu ce h av e you been k eep in g y o u rse lf? ” he said . “ I ’ve been w ish in g to see you to tell you o f th e luck I’ve had N ot long ago an old flam e of m ine w ho once refu sed me 7 ,./ se n t m e a check fo r $87.50. sa y in g th n t n claim a g a in s t m e had been tr a n s f e r red to h e r fo r less th an it w a s w orth , th a t 1 w as w elcom e to th e differen ce fo r a s long a tim e a s I liked. W ell, I "Yes, Madam, this fabric shows identically the took tills fo r a h in t to ask ag a in , a n d I did. w ith th e d e sire d resu lt. W e’re same details and color as would he shown in broad day to be m a rrie d n ex t m onth, an d I w ish light. You see I’m displayin {the goods under the clear you to be my b est m a n .” white rays of this wonderful new General Electric Mazda “ W h n t a r e yon going to lir e on?’* “ Oh. my g irl’s rich I would like to Lamp. It’s really the equivalent of daylight, and that’s go in to b u sin ess, b u t sh e sa y s sh e h as why all up-to-date stores are using it. O f course there en o u g h fo r me to do to ta k e c a re o f h e r are also other vital reasons, one of which is this: the G -E p ro p e rty .’’ “ \Vh>«e claim did th e Indy b u y ?” Mazda Lamp gives tw ic e the light of the ordinary car “ I d« n ’t know. Sho w on’t tell m e.” bon incandescent lamp—and c o s ts le ss to bum. Billy an d his w ife concluded to m ake T he invention of the Mazda Lamp has caused thous a to u r in E urope b efo re se ttlin g dow n. Farmers and Merchants Bank STEAMER BREAKWATER Ï i Perhaps It Is Our Fault I TTOW TIHiE ÏÏÂPPŸ. GRIP A C lever Royal Recipe T h a t la W ell W orth T rying. A b e a u tifu l F re n c h p rin c e ss w ho liv ed over fo u r c e n tu rie s ago fouud a w o n d erfu l reciiK*. It w as uo less th a n one for w h a t every h u m an h e a rt seek s fo r —hap p in ess H e re i! Is in her o w n w ords: “T h re e oi: i es are n ecessary , th e first of pntiein t hen of repose «and of peace Of eons« it i■ one e n tire pound is need ful Of p :nes. too, of all so rts (oil. w ise prin « * sh o u ld be g a th e re d as m uch as Un u n d can hold. “Of p ica- :st m em ories a n d of hope th ree good* d ra m s th e re m ust bo a t least. T hese should be m oistened w ith a liquor m ade from tru e p le a s u re w hich rejoices the heart. “T h en of love’s m agic drops a few. B ut th e m use sp a rin g ly , for th ey Kring a flam e w hich nought b u t te a r s can drow n. “G rin d th e w hole nnd mix th e re w ith nn ounce o f m errim ent. Vet even ail th is will n ot b rin g h a p p i n e s s ex cep t you lift y o u r petit'ir.n to i : 11 w ho holdeth also th e g if! of A H om e R em edy O v e r H alf a C en tu ry Old. T h e g re a t ladies of a h u n d red y e a rs ago w ere u s w ell g rounded in th e ho u se w ifely a r ts a s in social g races. T hey perso n ally su p e rin ten d ed th e m an a g e m en t of th e ir fh rm s, g ard e n s a n d k itc h ens. T h ey h ad a sto re of tre a su re d fam ily recip es an d prid ed th em se lv e s on th e sk ill w ith w hich th ey could cope w ith th e m in o r ailm e n ts o f th e body w h en ev e r a n y of th e ir fam ily w as in disposed. R u m m ag in g in a n old d ra w e r, th e d e sc e n d a n ts of a c e rta in fam o u s g ra n d e d a m e of six ty y e a rs ago ca m e acro ss a rem edy fo r influenza, o r g rip , w h ich w as th e n epidem ic in th e c o u n try for th e first tim e. A p h y sician to w hom th e recipe w as sh o w n sa y s th a t a s a p re v e n tiv e o f or a re c u p e ra tiv e a f te r th e g rip th e re is m erit still in th e old tim e rem edy. It is a s follow s: B eat tw o y o lk s of eggs well an d th en ad d one tnblespoon- fii 1 of cin n am o n w a te r an d . lastly , a tn- blospoonful of b ran d y . S erv e a w ine g lassfu l of this m ix tu re n b o u t 11 o'clock in th e m orning. A n other recipe in th is co llection w as one to cu re « olds q u ick ly . It is as Tor- low s: Beat th e w h ite a n d yolk of an egg w ith a tab lesp o o n fu l of siru p ot cloves and tin* sa m e of siru p of c in n a mon. a tcasp o o n fu l of lem on siru p nnd tw o teasp o o n fu ls of rum T h is qu.in til.v is sutiicieuf for tw o p erso n s; th e re fore d ivide it in to tw o tu m b le rs and (ill each tin bier g ra d u a lly w ith boiling w ater, s tirrin g q u ick ly nil th e tim e. an e th e am azed looks of th e • ad es in w a itin g nt th a t gay an d o iirt of long ago w hen th ey •«•’cil the m y sterio u s secret recipe cir princess. ■ :Y h e a rts a re th e sa m e in all ages. • ; .-l im ps som e o f th e d a in ty d em o i selles an d silken co ated y o u th s took th e little lesson to h e a rt n n d did try to com pound th e in g red ien ts. But all wise old recipes re m a rk of c e rta in in g re d ie n ts th a t th ey a re to be ad d ed “ to ta s te ,” you know . A N «at B andeau. A n e asy w ay to m ak e a b an d e a u is to ta k e a cro ssw ay s tr ip o f black v e l v e t a b o u t th irty in ch es long an d th re e in ch es w ide. Join it nnd m ake a hem on each side, s titc h in g w ire In one sid e a n d ela stic in th e o th er. D raw u p to req u ire d size, an d th e b an d eau is com plete. C leaning F latiro n s. T o cle a n flatirons ta k e a piece of wood a n d tack over i t a sh e e t o f e m ery p a p e r (not too oarse). R u b th e iro n s to a n d fro nnd w ipe on a d u s te r befo re using. T h is keeps th em sm ooth a n d clean. A Pig In a Poke. A pig poker is a d e a le r in pigs, n o t th e larg e an d p o itly fellow whom you m eet now’ an d a g a in a t th e c o u n try m a rk e t w ith a carg o of a h u n d red or m ore pigs o f all ag es, sh a p e s and sizes for sale, b u t a little m an. w ho fo r th e m ost p a rt c a rrie s h is w ares upon his back o r occasio n ally p erh a p s in a w h eelb arro w . A “ poke.” of course, is a po ck et o r sack, a n d n pig poker th e re fore is one w ho d e a ls iu pigs ca rrie d ro u n d from place to place in a poke. T h e old p ro v e rb a n e n t th e foolishness of “b u y in g a pig in a poke" h as its origin, of course, in th is tim e h o n ored m eth o d of pig p u rv e y in g .-L o n d o n Globe. G U A RD Y OU R TONGUE. T o keep a guard upon one's longue at ail time, is a good rule to follow. Nothing is more foolish and tact less than the pleasure some people lake in “speaking their minds." A man of this kind will say a rude thing fo« the mere pleasure of say ing it when different behavior might have preserved his fnends or made his fortune. CURE. FLOWLR FURNISHINGS. D raw ing Room s D eco rated In F loral T ints. A new fad in fu rn is h in g is to ta k e m flower for w orking out a color schem e in ihc draw i . ; room it is said to have o riginated in E n g la n d w ith th e C ount ess of K entm ire. She chose a forget ,m eu o t and lmd th e w alls of her o u te r d ra w in g room d iste m p e re d b rig h t blue, while the in n er m om w as d istem p ered a soft gray g reen like th e leaf of th e flower Lady T ree, e m u la tin g h er e x am ple. chose a daffodii an d leaf and evolved th e p re ttie st sch em e of yellow and green foi tier d ra w in g room in a n old H am p stead house. C leaning th e Ceiling. W hen th e ceilin g ab o v e th e g a s Jet h a s heroine b lack en ed ap p ly a la y e r of sta rc h an d w a te r to It w ith a piece of clean tlannel. Let It d ry . T h en b rush off ligh tly w ith a b ru sh , a n d no m ark s will rem ain i A n o th er N uisance. 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