It s /Notice to Dealers <JWe have taken the agency for Albers Bros. Milling Co., Portland and San Francisco and will carry a stock of Feeds, Flour, etc., in our warehouse at Coquille for your accommodation. We solicit your orders for direct shipment as well as from warehouse for Feed, Flour and Cereals. Our salesman will call on you. :<3 Nosier S t Norton C o q u ille , O r e g o n Phone H om e 111 F arm ers 4 8 3 S itickineyjfia s< )li in e Ei 1 # nes f i» V a» ! 1 r * m t 1 wn c Ifc S T Hu. r Buy Brains and Honesty Loam is loam and clay is clay, but there ts a vast difference In the values of adjoining farm s caused by the men who work them. Iron Is Iron and steel Is steel, but the difference between gasoline en gines produced o f iron and steel is caused by the brains and honesty of the maker. This is why the Stickney Gasoline Engine gives universal satisfaction. N osier & Norton EXCLUSIVE A G EN TS NO SLER & N O R T O N - C oquille, Ore. Roseburg-Myrtle Point Stage Line J. L. LAIRD, P ro p rieto r ^ L eaves M y rtle P o in t d aily a t 8 o ’clock p. in ., c a rry in g m ail an d passengers. A rrives at R o seb u rg follow ing evening. S tage leaves R o seb u rg d a ily a t a t 6 a. m . S pecial rigs for p a rtie s a t a n y tim e. L e a v e s C oquille a t 5 p. m. Daily °ff,c*Al Laird’s Livery Barn, Myrtle Point Farm ers Telephone 156 Coquille H erald is now fully equipped with modern faces of type and accessories for the execution of T h e red sta irc a s e is very a n c ie n t an d very m em orable in th e history of R u s sia. F rom th e C h u rch of th e A ssum p tion. w h ere ail th e c z a rs ure crow ned, it led to th e old p alace of tlie K rem lin, as now it leads to th e new. T h is m ar ble s tr u c tu r e w as built on the s ite of th e fo rm e r church by the E m p e ro r N icholas, b u t he le ft the historic s ta ir case u n d istu rb ed . I t w as on th e red sta irc a se th a t Iv an IV’.. know n as "th e T e rrib le .” stood w hen he received th e celeb rated le tte r from K u rb sk i. ills tr a ito r g eneral, who from a sa fe place of refu g e seut a m es sa g e o f defiance by his se rv a n t. T h is h a u g h ty cz a r Is said to have nailed th e foot of the m essenger to th e red 8 tu lrc ase w ith his fam ous iron sta ff w hile th e le tte r w as being read to him. T h is sa m e Iron s ta ir in th e h an d s of th e a n g ry cz a r a fte rw a rd killed his son an d heir. G re a t an d tierce w as th e so rro w o f Ivan over th is ho rrib le trag ed y , an d a s he stood on th e red s ta irc a s e one night m ou rn in g fo r his son he saw th e com et w hich, he be lieved. fo reto ld his ow n d eath . A n o th er historic scene on th e red sta irc a se b egan w ith th e rin g in g o f th e 400 bells of Moscow, re la te s th e New York H erald. R eg im en ts of soldiers, n u m b erin g th o u sa n d s, follow ed by a g re a t crow d o f people d rag g in g can n o n , w ere m arch in g to th e K rem lin. T h ey h ad been roused in to fu ry by a false report th a t a b ro th er o f N atalia, w idow of th e C zar Alexis, had seized th e crow n a n d th a t Ivan, th e h eir of th e R u ssian th ro n e , had been m u rd ered . R e ach in g the palace, th ey clam o red for vengeance. S uddenly th e tu m u lt w as quelled as N atalia a p p e a re d on th e p la tfo rm of th e red s ta irc a s e w ith her tw o children beside h e r—Iv an , her fee ble, im becile stepson, an d I’e ter, her ow n b rig h t, han d so m e boy. N atalia trem b le d a s she faced th e a n g ry crow d, who h ad placed lad d ers a g a in s t th e ra ils an d clim bed up To th e p la tfo rm , b ut th e y o ung prince. D eter, a f te r w a r d D eter th e G re a t, sto o d an d looked a t them w ith o u t sh o w in g a sign o f fear. On Ju ly 6, 1682, th e sa m e y o ung boys. Iv a n an d Deter, a p p e a re d on th e red s ta ir c a s e su rro u n d ed by b o y ars and nobles, but u n d er very d ifferen t c ir cu m sta n ces. D eter looked on th e cro w d w ith th e sa m e calm gaze as w hen he stood holding th e tre m b lin g h an d of his m o th e r befo re a m ob in s a n e w ith rage. T h e people now g reet ed him w ith joy, an d th e g re a t p ro ces sion th a t preceded a n d follow ed th e tw o b ro th e rs passed slow ly d ow n th e red s ta irc a s e on its w ay to tlie C a th e d ra l o f th e A ssum ption, w here, am id th e pom p, m agnificence an d cerem o n ial o f th e R ussian ch u rch . Iv a n a n d D eter w ere crow ned czars by th e p a tria rc h . T h e ste p s of th e red s ta irc a s e h av e been ascen d ed by c o n q u e ro r an d con q uered. N apoleon ascen d ed th e s e ste p s w hen he took possession of Moscow, an d p e rh a p s he felt fo rebodings o f bis d e s tin y w hen he p assed over th e m for th e la s t tim e. The Earth EREDE Coquille Valley Real Estate Co. S o a p M a d s th a B o a t Go. WM. ODDY, M an a g er T w o Door» S outh P. O. FARM No. 10. C oquille, O re. PROPERTY 186-acre Ranch H ig h ly im p ro v e d , one m ile an d a h alf from C o q u ille ; two resid en ces an d tw o b a rn s, one of w hich is th e fin est in th e co u n ty ; th ir ty h ead of fine blooded cows, six h o rses, w agons a n d farm in g tools go w ith vhe place. Price $30,000. Good Terms No. 76. 85 Acres Good b o tto m lan d , n early all in c u ltiv a t i o n ; fine 8-room resid en ce, a ll m odern an d u p -to -d a te , good wood h o u se 26x28 tw o -sto ry ; sp len d id spacious b a rn w ith su p e rb e q u ip m e n ts; nice fam ily o rc h a id an d all k in d s of fru its an d b erries. Two an d o n e-h alf m iles from C oquille. All farm in g im p lem en ts inclu d ed in p rice asked. T h is is a good b u y . L et us show you th is property- Good te rm s. Price $17,500 No. 124. 151 Acres T w enty-five acres bo tto m , 86 acres in c u ltiv a tio n ; good new house a n 1 b a rn ; fine sp rin g w a te r; good o rch ard ! 25,000 feet fine tim b e r; close to good school an d c h u rc h ; o n good co u n ty ro ad e ig h t m iles from C oqi.ille. A m oney m ak er. R e aso n ab le te rm s. Price $60 per Acre No. 12S. 160 Acre's Good new h o u se am i b a r n ; 35 acres of b ottom la n d in c u ltiv a tio n ; 20 acres good tim b e r; close to school an d c h u rc h ; nicely located e ig h t and o ne-half m iles from C oquille. A g en u in e sn a p . T erm s to s u it p u rc h a se r. No. 130. 10 Acres No. 138. 220 Acres F in e stock ra n c h , b e s t in Coos co u n ty an d ch e a p e st on o u r list, all th in g s co n sid e red . T h irty acres b o tto m lan d in c u ltiv a tio n ; 7 acres h ill lan d in oats; a good q u a n tity of saw t i m b e r 1 fine stre a m w a te r ru n n in g th ro u g h p lace; good o u t range for stock new 9-room resid en ce ; good b a rn and o u tsid e b u ild in g s; good o rch ard ; place veil fenced. All farm in g im p lem en ts, m ow er, ra k e , c u ltiv a to rs , plows t ml o th e r tools u su a lly found u p on a first-class ra n c h ; w agon, h arn ess; 150 h ead of old goats a u d 10 or 50 kids go w ith th e place. Good te rm s. in a style unexcelled and at prices equally as inviting as can be obtained from others In D en m ark , a s in o th e r co u n tries, Price $4,000 they a re tro u b le d w ith m en I h u m i tire d , men w ho a re "snow sh o v e lers in su m j m er a n d h a y m a k e rs in w in ter." Deu m ark ta k e s th em firm ly, but kindly, CITY PROPERTY an d p u ts th e m to bed. In bed It keeps them a s long as m ay be necessary. No. 43—One (-ro o m resid en ce an d lo t F o u r d a y s are. a s a rule, sufficient for 50x100, w ith in four blocks of postoflice. th e m ost o b d u ra te cases. At th e end T erm s if d esired . P ric e $1,500. o f t h a t tim e th e Idler is found to be No. 47—One good resid en ce a n d lot fev erish fo r work. w ith in five blocks poetotfice, $1,500. H a u t U rU ' tii No. 51—Choice resid en ce and lo t 50 x T h e good fairy called her a s sista n t 100, four blocks from postoffice, $1,800, an d show ed her :» golden box "T ak o th is box." she said, "an d lock No. .V»— Nice house am i b a rn , 1 It earefn ll} in the safe* It co n tain s acres, tine or ir d ; e ig h t blocks from good advice." postoffice. P rice $4,500. "M y m istress,” rep lied th e a s s is ta n t, J “ w hy should we lock up good ad v ice? i No. 61—Good 7-room resid en ce , all No one will ev e r ta k e i t ." —Duck. m odern conveniences, h o t an d cold w ater, nice b arn , o rch ard a n d all k in d s S y m p ath etic Ju ry . of b erries, s ix lota, fo u r of w h ich are " H e r e ’s a d isp a tc h a b o u t a tnan who good bo tto m — th e b est for g a rd e n in g tried to choke his landlady to d eath purposes. Two blocks from c o u rt house. and got off w ith a sm a ll fin e " "M ust h ave been trie d by a Jury of P rice $2,500. 0 3 E ID l / \ ] C N e ed le ss. P R IN T E D P R O M P T L Y AND ACCURATELY E] W ork entrusted to us will receive the personal supervision of a pratflical printer who takes pride in the proper execution of every detail hoarders C ut it dow n to seventy-five w ords an d put a one line head over it.’*—C hicago T ribune. Too m any w ish to be happy before • becom ing w ise —N ecker Thco. BergmanShoe Mfg.Co. I n c o rp o ra te d . M a n u fa c tu r e r s o f The Celebrated Berg man n 8 hoe Give Us a Trial Order The Strongest and Nearest Water 'oof shoe made for loggers, m iu e rs prospectors and mill men. 21 T h u r m a n F o b t la n d , O regon , T h e V it a l Q u e stio n . T h is o v e rh e a rd co n v ersa tio n is full o f m a tte r fo r co n sid eratio n . T he s p e a k e rs w ere girls, one a p p a re n tly young, th e o th e r try in g to a p p e a r young. G et th e su b tle d istin c tio n ? W ell, o n e o f th em w as sa y in g : "I m et Jim m y T ep p ld y e ste rd a y . You kuow Jim m y , d o n ’t y o u ?” "S u re I know’ him , o r I .used to. Did you tell him 1 w as g oing to be m a r ried so o n ?” “ I su re did!" "D id he a sk how soon?" "W ell, h e ask ed so m e th in g like t h a t ” "D id n ’t lie say, ‘H ow soou?’ ” "N o, d e a rie ; h e said , ‘H ow loug?* ”— C lev elan d P lain D ealer. A t a D is a d v a n ta g e . W h ile a w a itin g tlie com ing o f h er frien d , th e m other, a v isito r to a B al tim o re household w as holding a d esu l tory co n v ersa tio n w ith one o f th e little g irls in th e d ra w in g room. " W h e re a r e y o u r tw o little siste rs? " th e c a lle r asked. "Oh, th ey ,” observed th e little girl w ith th e a ir of one u p o n w hom respon sib ilitie s rest h eav ily —" th e y ’re out so m e w h ere to h av e w h a t m o th er calls ‘m isc h ie f an d w h a t th ey call ‘fu n .’ ” "A nd why d id n ’t you go to s h a re in th e ‘fu n ? ’ ’’ ask ed th e caller. T h e ch ild sighed. "M o th er tr u s ts m e so d re a d fu lly ," sh e ex p lain ed , " t h a t I c a n ’t h av e m uch fun.*’—L ip p in co tt’s. H ¡6 W a y of H e lp in g . W hen he ex am in es in civ ics th e pet q u estio n of a c e rta in te a c h e r is: " W h a t would you do to c u t dow n th e ex p en ses o f ru n n in g th e city ?" T h a t q u estio n ap p e a ls to y o u th fu l p a trio ts an d em b ry o financiers, and civic re fo rm e rs ev o lv e b rillian t sch em es fo r lopping se v era l m illions o f do llars off th e a n n u a l budget. B u t a t th e last e x a m in a tio n th e pro b lem w as tack led by an u n im ag in ativ e you th , w ho seem ed u n ab le to sa v e th e city by sp e c ta c u la r m eth o d s H a rd fa c ts had a g rip on him , an d he finally w rote: “ Run e rra n d s fo r th e m ay o r an d not ch arg e a n y th in g fo r it.” —W ash in g to n S tar. Coquille Valley Real Estate Co. C oquille, O re. FIR ST N A T IO N A L B A N K O P C O Q U IliU B , O R E G O N . T r a n s a c t a a G e n e ra l B a n k in g B u s in e a a Is a r d sf Director». | Correspondent». R. 0. Dement, A. J . Sherwood, I National Bank o Commerce, New York Ci L. Harlocker, L. H. Hazard, j Crocker Wuolworth N’lBank, San F ra n ci Isaiah Hacker, R .E . Shine. F irst N at’l Bank of Portland, Portland. R . S. K n o w l t o n , P re sid e n t G e o . A . R o b in so n , V ice-P re s. R . I I . M a st , C a sh ier. Farmers and Merchants Bank COQUILLE. OREGON Opened tor Busines March, 1909 co r respo n d en ts : ¡jj; L add & T ilto n B ank, P o rtla n d N a tio n a l P a rk , N ew Y ork F ir s t N atio n al B ank, S a n F ra n c isc o F ir s t T ru s t & S av in g s, Coos Bay W ALLIN G ’S AUTO LIVERY SPECIAL T RIPS Anywhere—Any time NEW CAR AND GOOD SERVICE Rates Reasonable P h o n e. H om e 106 F arm ers Day 4 8 6 N ight 2 6 3 Stands ( BAXTER HOTEL | COQUILLE GARAGE O L D R E L IA B L E — E Q U IP P E D W IT H W IR E L E S S STEAMER BREAKWATER A L W A Y S ON T IM E F ro m P o rtla n d 9 A. M. J u ly 2, it, 14, 19, 24, 29 A u g u s t 3, 8, 13. 18, 23, 28 F ro m C oos B ay A u g u s t 5, 10, 15, 20; 25,- 39 PAUL L. STERLING, Agent Phone Main 181 All S ta n d a rd S izes C o n sta n tly on H an d . Special S izes to O rd er BEE STTU’ I.IKK O rd e rs T ak en fo r Ita lia n Q ueens J. h. O E R D IN G P h o n e M ain 2 4 3 COQUILLE, O R EG O N A lm o s t a T ra g e d y . M E A S U R E OK SUCCESS. It is one of the appointed condi tions of the labor of men that in proportion to the time between the read sowing and the harvest is the fullness of the fruit and that gener ally, therefore, the farther off we place our aim and the less we de sire to be ourselves the witnesses of what we have labored for the more wide and rich will be the measure of our success.—John Ruskin. CHICHESTER S PILLS W j r w T I IK D IA M O N D l l R \ M i . a I-« « II p * I A » l y o u r l » r n | | l . | f ,r / \ O il-o h e«-1I»litm n ii« l U rn n .l/^V \ 1*111» In R t t l .in<l 4 .» lit t- m l lie - 2 T O T Q I " '<•«. sealer! w ith B lue R itL o n . V y J T « k * n o c»lhee l i » iy o f y o u r ” W r t t H l . l . A k I r ( l i l t If K * i - T F l t ’A n iA l» « N O I IH \M » P i l l *, f , » 6 y e a rs k now n.as B e s t.S a fe s t. A lw ays Kell «11» A (kaU SOLD BV DRIGGISTS EVf RVttHfffK M anager T w o Door» South P. O. 0. C. SANFORD, Asst. C ash isr L. N. HAZARD, C ath lsr " I t w as a lovely n ig h t T h e s ta rs w ere tw in k lin g , th ^ m o o n w as shining, th e dogs w ere how ling, an d th e c a ts w ere holding fo rth in chorus. I w as stro llin g along th e tra c k w hen sud d euly 1 saw a beam lying acro ss th e rails. I looked at it. but. m uch a s i w ished, I h a d n ’t th e p ow er to move I w as In a trem ble. I did not know w h a t to do. fo r ju s t a t th a t m om ent I h e a rd th e ru m b le a n d ro a r an d ra ttle o f a com ing ex p ress. N earer an d n e a r e r it cam e. L ouder and louder grew th e noise. W h at w as I to do? I w as pow’erless. And th en th e en g in e leaped a t th e b e a m —an d passed on u n sc a th e d It w a s—it w as a m oonbeam !” —London I A n sw ers. Choice residence lots in all p a rts of th e city from $200*up. ’P artie s h av in g p ro p e rty for sale or houses for r e n t will find it to th e ir ad v an tag e to list sam e w ith th e R. E.SHINE, V .-P re a . A J. SHERW OOD PfSS. J u ly 0, 11, 16, 21, 20, 31 No. 68—Four-room ho u se an d tw o lots for $650. A good bu y . WM. ODDY, S tre e t A pig poker is a d e a le r In p ig s—not th e la rg e an d po rtly fellow w hom you m eet uow an d ag ain a t th e co u n try m a rk e t w ith a carg o o f n h u n d re d or m ore pigs o f all ag es, sh a p e s an d sizes fo r sa le, b u t a little m an who fo r the m ost [»art c a rrie s his w ares upon his back or occasionally p e rh a p s in a w h eelb arro w . A "p o k e,” of course, Is a p ocket o r sack, an d a pig poker th e re fo re , is one w ho d e a ls iu pigs ca r ried round from place to place in a poke. T h e old p ro v erb a n e n t th e fool ish n e ss o f "b u y in g a pig in a poke” hay its orig in , of course, in th is tim e lion ored m ethod o f pig p u rv ey in g .—London Globe. Price $52.50 per Acre J u d g e d b y T h e ir Face». B u rn e-Jo n es held original id eas a s to th e a d m in is tra tio n o f ju stice. A fte r a visit to th e D arnell com m ission he w rote: "L eg al testim o n y doesn’t affect me a t all. 1 w an t people trie d for th e ir faces, so I spent the tim e hi court set tlin g tld u g s all my ow n way I tried th e ju d g e s first a n d ac q u itte d out*, so th a t he s its in c o u rt w ith o u t a blem ish on his c h a ra c te r, and one 1 ad m itted to iitercy, an d o f th e o th e r 1 postponed the tr ia l fo r f u r t h e r evidence. T hen 1 tried tlie counsel on both sides, and one o f them . I am so rry to say. will h ave to be han g ed for his face.” A w rite r in S cience te lls of a n in g e n ious little sk iff ab o u t tw o in ch es long w h ich he c o n s tru c te d an d provided w ith u piece o f so ap fo r th e m otor T h e bo at w as of wood, p aratliu ed to repel th e w ater. T h e so ap fo rm ed th e s te m b o ard of th e skiff. T h e bout w as p laced on still w a te r in a b a th tu b and began to m ove a s soon a s th e w a te r cam e in c o n ta c t w ith th e soap. A fter g a th e rin g h ead w a y it re a c h e d u veloci ty o f tw o in ch es a second. T h e pow er w as d eriv ed fro m th e p o ten tial en erg y of th e s u rfa c e w a te r film set fre e by th e d im in u tio n o f s u rfa c e ten sio n , th is red u ctio n b eing d u e to so lu tio n of th e soap. A P ig In a Poke. In one b uilding co m m u n ity w a s a m ech an ic who used to fiddle aro u n d th e m ail box to look o v er th e le tte rs O f th o se th a t seem ed In te re stin g he o pened som e, and a f te r hav in g read them he w ould w rite on th e envelope: "O pened by m istak e." T h is h ap p en ed so m any tim es th a t the r e s t o f th e shop force got on aud Price $3,000 becam e re se n tfu l. T h e offender w as in th e h a b it of b rin g in g a fine lunch w ith him. and th is he h ad sp re a d out w hen th e con No. 132. 10 Acres sp ira c y w as planned. A phony call to th e telep h o n e took him aw ay , an d F ine residence; o r c h a r d ; h alf b o tto m w hen he ca m e back a piece of pie w ith lan d ; good im p ro v e m e n ts ; o n e m ile a se m ic irc u la r m in u s bore a card read frem C oquille. R easo n ab le te rm s. log: Price $3,000 " B itte n by m ista k e ." —C hicago Dost. T h e y G et a n A p p e t ite F o r W o rk . P 1 W e Sell No. 1 b en ch lan d , one m ile an d h a lf from C o q u ille ; six acres ir» c u ltiv a tio n all in o rc h a rd an d stra w b e rrie s ; good 5-room house; two b a rn s and a silo; 15 sta n d s of bees; th re e dozen c h ic k e n s ; ill h o u sehold fu rn itu re ; h o rse, buggy an d farm in g tools. A d an d y , p ro fitab le am i p le a s a n t little ho m e. H alf c ash , balan ce to s u it p u rch ase r. A S im il a r M is t a k e . AUTOMOBILE SERVICE COQUILLE-MYRTLE POINT * Home Telephone 4Ó1. S t e p s th® S e e n « of M a n y F a t e fu l a n d H is t o r ic In cid e n ts. # I l a thu fo llo w in g q u a in tly fo rm al let- I te r th e p a re n ts o f W elsh b rid es so m e tim es hid th e ir frie n d s a tte u d th e w ed d in g an d bid th em also not to com e j em p ty h an d ed : "W h a te v e r d o n atio n I you m ay be [»leased to besto w will be • th a n k fu lly receiv ed a n d ch eerfu lly re paid w h en ev e r called fo r on a sim ila r ; occasion. T h e p a re n ts o f th e bride | an d b ridegroom elect d esire th a t all g ifts d u e to th em w ill be re tu rn e d to th em on th e above d a te a n d will be th a n k fu l fo r ull fa v o rs g ra n te d ." Subscribe for T he Herald. : V w w w w W a ls h W e d d in g C u s t o m . ' RUSSIA'S RED STAIRCASE. '“Yes, Madam, this fabric shows identically the same details and color as would be shown in broad day light. You see I'm displaying the goods under the clear white rays of this wonderful new General Electric Mazda Lamp. It’s really the equiv alent of daylight, and that’s why all up-to-date stores are using it. O f course there are also other vital reasons, one of which is this: the G -E Mazda Lamp gives tw ic e the light of the ordinary car bon incandescent lamp—and c o s ts le ssto burn.” The invention of the Mazda Lamp has caused thous ands of people to have their houses and stores wired for electric light. If you are n o t now using it, come in for a moment to-day and let us p ro v e to y o u r entire satisfaction that this wonderful new lamp has made electric light as cheap as it it convenient Coquille River Electric Co ||