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¡JS 2 S 2 S 2 S 2 SZSZSt R E.SHINE. V I » P r » A J. SHERWOOD P r » . 0. C SANFORO, Asst. Cashier 1. H HAZARD, Cashier FIR ST N ATIO NAL BA N K A Surprise O P C O Q U I ii U B . O R B Q O f l. Bv MARTIN BRADFORD T r a n s a c ts o G e n e ra l B a n k in g B u s in e s s Beard of Director». Correapeadoftta It. C. Dement, A. J. Sherwood, L. Harlocker, L. H. Hazard, Isaiah Hacker. K. K. Shine National Hank o Commerce, New York Ci Crocker Wool worth N’lBank, San Franci Firet N a ll Bank of Portland, Portland. Indigestion causes heartburn, sour stom ach, n erv o u sn ess, nausea, impure blood, and more trouble than many different kinds of diseases. The food you eat ferments in your stomach, and the poisons it forms are ab sorbed into your whole system, causing many dis tressing symptoms. At the first S'gn of indigestion, try I am a college professor mid add to my Income by lectures on astronomy One November day I started to walk from tbe town of A., where I hud Just given a lecture, to tbe town of I t . where I was to give one th a t uigbt. The w eather was Indian sum m er and delightful. Some of the trees were late In shedding their lenves, and the woods were here and there still decorated w ith patches of scarlet, brown and deep green. On emerging from n c u t through which the wood ran I saw a man w alking ahead of me. 1 don't mind p companion now and then in my walks, so I hastened my pace and caught up with him. I found him to he about thirty years old, dressed in shabby gen the old, reliable, vegetable teel clothes and of an Intellectual cast liver powder, to quickly of countenance. 1 addressed him, cleanse your system from speaking of the beauty of the scenery, the autum nal glow and the Invigorat these undesirable poisons. ing atm osphere. He responded appre ciatively. AVs. Riley Laramore, of A fter chatting aw hile on general top Goodwater, Mo., says: “ I suffered for years from dyspep ics he asked me where 1 was going, sia and heartburn. Thedford’s and my purpose to give n lecture th a t Black-Draught in small doses, night a t B. on astronom y came out. Cured my heartburn in a few lie said th a t he bad alw ays had a d e days, and now 1 can eat without sire to know som ething on th a t su b distress.’’ Try it. ject and regretted th a t ills education had been neglected, for If it bnd not \ Insist on been he’ would certainly have devoted some tim e to tb e study of the stars. Would I tell him som ething about them ? I t occurred to mo th a t th is would be a good opportunity to rehearse my lec ture. My subject w as to be. “The So lar System," and. beginning with the central orb, I gnve Its dimensions nnd weight nnd then passed to the planets in their order of distance from it, e n d ing w ith an account of the discovery of the farthest, Neptune, by m eans FOR of the perturbations of U ranus, then supposed to be the m ost d istan t sa tel lite of the sun. My companion seem ed greatly interested in this m arvel ous power of a m an to reach out into space and take cognizance of a world invisible to the unaided eye nnd greed ily absorbed nil I told him. though, be ing expected to lecture to n popular T H IR D D IS T R IC T audience, I did not enter upon the marvelous developm ent of knowledge of the constitutional ingredients of our system w ith th e in terpretation of the I will impartially enforce the crimi lines on the spectrum . In other words, nal laws without fear or favor. I contented m yself w ith stating the sim plest tru th s known half a century Im portant to secure pub ago and w ithin the grasp of ordinary lic confidence in intellects. the courts Now and again iu his com m ents on the inform ation I gave him my com pd adv. panion astonished me by an observa tion indicating a natu ral aptitude for a subject of which ho w as ignorant. He wondered how the bent of the sun could pass through realm s of space in finitely cold w ithout being lost. H e asked i f we were sure th a t Neptune was the m ost d istan t planet of our sys tem. These and other points he sug gested convinced me th a t if he were uneducated he a t least possessed an original or a t least a n inquiring mind. W hile we were conversing I felt a giddiness to which I am subject and wldcli is alw ays followed by a disabili ty for either hours or days. My com panion kindly guided mo to a fa rm George & Madison, Props. house beside the road nnd m inistered to my wants. I told him th a t I was very much troubled a t the prospect of not being able to keep my engagement to lecture, and in order to help me out G eneral photographic of the difficulty, since lie was going to it., he offered to call on th e m anager of w ork, p o rtra itu re and the course and explain my unfortunate view ing, developing position. 1 told him to say th at past and prin tin g for am a experience had taught me th at 1 would not he able to lecture the sam e night teu rs. Call and see us oven if 1 were able to get to I!., but tlie and g e t price. Branch lecture m ight be put off till the next a t M yrtle P o i n t . evening or such tim e as I hail recover ed. lie promised to bear my message, hut put a dam per on my anticipations by asking for a small loan. I gave him w hat he asked. In the course of a few hours I felt so much better th a t I m ade a bargain with the farm er with whom 1 was lodged to hitch up a team and drive me into B. I would reach the town too late for the lecture, but th at would have been postponed anyw ay. On driving into I t . which I reached about half an hour a fte r the hour set for the lecture, I was surprised to see the hall iu which it was to he given C. A . H A R R I N G T O N , Pro p. illum inated I asked the farm er to pull up. I got out and entered the hall. To say 1 was astonished corn eys little idea of my condition. There on the rostrum was the man who had taken my message, speaking easily and gracefully on the solar system. Ill short, he was delivering my lecture, but so much more easily and graceful ly thnn I could have done It, so e n riched with entertaining facts nnd with so much poetic inspiration, that I sank into a hack sent and listened spellbound. No one present had ever seen me S. B. Leghorn $1.00 Setting rile man had palmed himself off for me and was speaking for me fa r better S C. White, $1.50 than I could have spoken for myself. W hen he came out I jollied him. He felt very uneasy and drew me aside Is quickly as possible to tell me th at Indian Runner Ducks, $2.00 j lie lind not tieen paid for the lecture j and had no idea of iierpetrating a j swindle. ( lie turned out to he an Oxford grad COQUILLE uate who had eomo to America and ] got run down I took hint with mo to my college and suoooodod In get tine. Idm n chair which for awhile he ffllci' ably B ut there w as a screw louse In | him. One day he disappeared, and i I never heard from him again. Day-old, Barred Rock — .* • . Bedford's Black-Draught' J. H. OERDING MANUFAOTUK ER AND DEALER IN LUMBER, LATHS, SHINGLES MO ULDING, C EM ENT BRICKS AND BLOCKS, SAND AND GRAVEL ................................ OREGON C O Q U IL L E , ^ZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZSZS^'^^NZSZSZSZSZSZSZS 3 Every Factor of Typewriter Supremacy Belongs to the Remington The superior strength and durability of the Rem ington and its greater reliability under every condition of service have always been recog nized. 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