AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE NOTES Coquille Harald. HAVE YOU A COUGH? PUBLISHED EVKKY THUU8DAT. Application made Jan. 12, 1911, lor entry at Coquille poetoflice as second class matter, under act of March 3,1879. Knowlton’s White Pine Cough Syrup will at U*. & J. E. U PD IK E PU B LISH ER Attendance Devoted to «be material and eooial op bildinsof the Ooqoille Valley particularly and o f Ooos Ocunty generally . Sunbsoriptioo, peryear.lt> advance, l.flO once relieve it Has THE S PEED MANIA. Increased Sixty Per Cent This Year Phone, Main 354. Knowlton's Drug Store Oregon Agricultural College, Cor­ vallis, Jan. 18.—The enrollment for the winter short course work at the Oregon Old Uncle Jimmy Burke, an octo­ Agricultural College has increased over genarian of this place and well known, 60 per cent this year. The students are whohaslieen making hia home with still registering and indications are that Mr. I.ehnherr for some time, passed in­ the registration may be increased by to the great unknown on Friday night another 10 per cent or more. The and was buried on Saturday afternoon. course in horticulture has attiacted the Mm. Jas. Brown, who has been visit­ greater number of students, having 120 ing in southern California for several enrolled. The other courses also show months, returned on the 13th. Her a decided increase in attendance. many friends are glad to welcome her Practically every section of the state is represented for enrollment. The work home. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Dickey of near for the first week indicates that the Porterville, Cal., who are here visiting courses are going to be more popular Mrs. Dickey's parents, Mr. and Mrs. D. and more successful than ever before. The student council of thirteen mem­ Giles, will have another member of their family to return with, a fine bers, which is to act as the governing lusty boy having arrived on the 13th, body under the new self-governing re­ Dr. Culin of Coquille being in atten­ gulations adopted bv the students of the Oregon Agricultural college, lias dance. Tho result of these Lloyd Jarvis, whose home in now at been elected. Seattle, is down on s visit with his re­ elections has been the choice of a very able body of young men. These will latives, Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Arrington. There have been several cases of Ger­ take their oath of office January 15 and man measles in town but so slight that the new system will then be put into the patients hardly knew they wsre operation. In an address to the short course sick. Mr. C.|E. Broadbent started for San students President W. J. Kerr proph­ Francisco Friday, going by steamer esied that the population of the state of Oregon would pass the million and from Marsefield. Mr. L. H . Pearce returned from a one-half mark within the next decade trip to Portland on Monday He and that the State College of Argicul- ture would, in the same period, allow brought with him as a present to his an increase to over >4,000 students. He wife a full blood Boston brindle bull­ dog and a parrot. It is to be hoped also stated the demands upon the state college from the people of the state for they won’ t have a dog and parrot time help in the solution of their agricul­ of it,—as the old story goes. tural and industnral problems were News came this morning that the constantly increasing, and had already wife of Ernest E. Bender, who has reached the point where the facilities been sick for a long time, passed away of the college were entirely inadequate in Portland the last of the week. for the work. That the Agricultural college will lie B AN C R O FT placed in a position to carry instruc­ tion in agricultural, domestic science The first snow * f the season fell and art, commerce and mechanical en­ Tuesday and Wednesday o f last week gineering to the people of the state in­ to the depth o f several inches. Some stead of compelling the people to come of it is lying on yet. to it, seems now to be very probable. Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Fish made a The information has reached the col­ business trip t « Myrtle Point through lege to the effect that several state or­ the snow, and Mrs. Fish had some ganizations are preparing bills which teeth pulled. carry appropriations to meet the ex­ There was a basket social at Bridge penses of the very great extension of school house Saturday evening for the work. purpose of raising funds to buy an or­ I f these appropriations are carried gan for the uae of the school. Some­ there will be more farmers institute thing over $20 was raised. work, more lecturers put into the field, H. G. Cameron o f Rock creek met more demonstration trains run, a great with a painful accident on Thursday increase in the number of itinerant morning after the snowstorm. He had schools, a broader circulation of bul­ been out on the hill to see about his letins, circulars and other publications goats and on coming back his dog ran and a more general use of personal cor­ againat him and he fell and broke his respondence in dealing with the various leg just above the ankle. Dr. Easter problems. School ol agriculture, com­ was called and set the limb and left merce, domestic science and art and him in a fair way to recovery. Mr. mechanics will be held in the various Cameron was already a cripple, hav­ towns and cities of the state to give in ing lost an arm and being otherwise struttion to the people of these local­ injured in an engine accident. ities. Farmers will be taught how to farm scientifically and farmers’ wives will be able to learn the best scientific methods of housekeeping wit hout leav­ ing their home communities. A very significant and far reaching step toward tlie inauguaration of the P R E S B Y T E R IA N CHURCH. extention work on a large scale for the women of the state has already been Services as usual next Sunday, Jan. taken in the selection of Mrs. Clara 22 . Waldo, mem lier of the board of regents Bible School at 10 and preaching at and lecturer for the state grange, and 11 a. m. general organizer of this branch of the A Part of our evening service begin woik. Mrs. Waldo is considered to be ning at 7:30 will be the soprano solo by peculiarly filled by education, exper Miss Esther Johnson and a ladies’ ience and by virtue of her wide ac­ quartet under the direction of Mrs. quaintance in the state to carry this Morris. work forward with great success. F R A N K H. ADAMS, Pastor, M Y R T L E PO IN T. Work Done in any finish Kodak Finishing a Specialty DEAN’S STUDIO Three doors North of Drane’s Store Coquille, Oregon All Work Guaranteed if A Bake Shop Tes»t Ï m r c «ùUlivrui -JlûUUldl I m c c f> «N fe ; - I. Is made of every milling that Olympic Flour is made of. One of the best bake shops any­ where is run in connection with the mill that makes Olympic Flour. Every bunch'd flour that goes through tho mill is tested. It has to be up to the highest standard—has to make the best bread possible, else it doesn't go into the Olympic sacks. That is the reason your bakings of bread, biscuit and pastry are always uniformly good when you use Olympic. Your bakings can’ t be expected to be the same always unless the dour is. Therein lies the beauty of using Olympic. THE PORTLAND FLOUR MILLS CO < ! V Y ’ x>o0 o o o o o 0o o o o o o o o o 0 o oo eo < x “1 want to give every person not using electric light th r e e vital reasons why the General Electric Mazda Lamp should make them have their house, store, office or factory wired. First— T he G -E M azda Lamp gives nearly three times the light of the ordinary carbon incandes­ cent. CHURCH NOTES Second— It costs no more to burn. Third— THE WAY TO RIZZLE. METHODIST EPI8COPAL. T he quality of light “i vastly superior—a clear white light like sun rays.” The Sunday service will be held at ttie usual hours. Bible School at 10 o’clock. The subject of the morning sermon will lie Paul’s advice on what we are to follow. League service 6 :30. Special, every member try and 1 » present. The evening subject will be ‘ ‘The Scarlet Line in the Window.” Midweek services Thursday evening at 7:30, The life of Christ is being studied. E. S. MACE. T h e General Electric M azda Lam p represents the high-mark in the evolution of incandescent electric lighting. It blends inventive triumph and manufacturing skill— and you reap the benefit in the form of dollars and cents, and freedom from eye s' ain when using artificial light." ‘ I want the chance to p r o v e to y o u r entire satisfaction that this wonderful lamp is even b e t t e r than represented. Com e in today ind see for yourself. Your call places you under no obligation, and i: apt to be decidedly to your profit." Be careful to see that every . metric lamp you buy bears the G . E . monogram. Coquille liivfT Lied lie Co. CHURCH OF CHRIST. The meetings conducted by evange­ list Williams will continue for some time. There have been confessions every evening for some time. Up to Tues­ day night, 24 have responded to the invitation. The pictures this week are illustrat­ ing the life o f Christ. Good singing and a solo by Miss Roy each Service. Come without prejudice, but bring your Bibles. fm J. n . O E R D I N G l M AN UFACTURER AND DEALER IN ^ LUMBER, LATHS. SHINGLES MO ULDING, CEM ENT B RICKS AND BLOCKS, SAND AND GRAVEL ............................... C O Q U IL L E , . - OREGON g v Y a v x < a 8*35 C 1SZS& -2K K 32& ' SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS. j Services ns usual Saturday, Jan. 21. Sabbath school 10 a. m. and Bible study 11 a. m. Sunday, Jan. 22 service at 2:30 p. m. Subject the same as was announced for last week, but was postponed. "God Loves Even M e.” A welcome to all. E. H EMMERSON. “ I believe that I owe a great den) e f my good health to the fact that I rizzle every day,” said a well known physician of this city. ‘‘ What ? Don’t you know how to rizzle? It is a most wonderful aid to perfect health. I masticate m food very carefully at dinner am make sure to have my family and friends entertain me wfth bright talk and plenty of fun. A fter din­ ner it is understood that I am go­ ing to rizzle. So I retire to my study, and, having darkened the room, I light a cigar, sit down and perform the operation. How to de­ scribe it I don’t know, hut it is a condition as nearly like sleep as sleep is like death. It consists in doing absolutely nothing. I close my eyes and try to stop all action of the brain. 1 think of nothing It only takes a little practice to b6 able to entirely stifle the brain. In that delightful condition I remain at least ten minutes, sometimes twenty. It is the condition most helpful to digestion, and it is that which accounts for the habit ani­ mals have of sleeping after eating. I would rather miss a fat fee than that ten minutes’ rizzle every day."i — New York Press. C • " I t!i > »W C owed thè Cow. voti hi Introduce a real Inti! "H ow t’ "Didn't frightened ■i eli- opera.” vnrk?” it all. The tnllkmalds cow.” —Pittsburg Post Watch for opportunities best done in sen hod . T h in g s a r# 8«nsations That Com« With a Rid* In a Ftacing Motor. Imagine yourself In a big racing mu chine plunging over a course ai elgbty miles ao hour. For the average umu the aeusatlou Is awful, but the spetsl kings rertl In It. Down Ibe rood streaks the car. I.asb.sl into a typhoon by tbe appalling speed, the ■till air roars la your ears. You think you will never regain your bearing. The resistance of the atmosphere Is fearful. The slightest forward move­ ment Is an effort. Distant objects loom up suddenly before you aud Jump by. The landscape la a streaky line of green, blotched here and there as bouse Is passed. Tbe gale seems to cut your face, aud you feel yourself belug gradually flattened out against the back of tbe seat. It seems that the glass In your auto goggles la oo the point o f breaking. Particles of dust are driven back lu your eyes. You may become blinded. The vibration o f tbe engine is teiVlfle. Mysterious Indicators fluctuate alarmingly. It may mean that tbe engine Is on the point of exploding. Wbat makes the floor tremble so? Surely something will happen now! And then you benr explosions boom Ing from tbe exhausts as fbe drivers ‘‘abut off.” A sharp turn Is ahead The uolse Is deafening. The terrlflc speed does not seem to buve been checked. Tbe outline o f the turn grows more distinct. It Is sheer folly —maybe death—to rush at it at such a pace. You dare Dot breathe ns (he car tears Into the bend. It skids and a wall of dirt Is thrown up alongside you as the driver, with a sharp twist of the wheel, sends the car once more back In the middle of tbe road. You are safe—until another turn is encoun tered.—Hampton's Magazine. A Painful Infsrenoe. A teacher was Instructing a class of boys and hnd spent half an hour try Ing to drive Into their heads tbe dif­ ference between man and tbe lower animals, but apparently with little sue cess. ••Tommy." he said coaxlngly to a Ut­ ile chap, “ do you know the difference between, say, me and a pig or any other brute?" "N o." replied Tommy Innocently, but another teacher standing by laughed. London Auswers. A P r e v e n t iv e M e s s s s s Six year-old Harriet announced her Intention of giving up her German les­ sens with fraulcln. "She hugs and kisses me all the time I'm at lessons, and—ugh—I do hate Dutch!” Harriet explained. Father, who is something of a diplo­ mat, reasoned with her. "See here, my little girl. I have read German and French with fraulein ever since I was your age, aud she has never tried to bug or kiss me." "Father,” observed the child dryly, “ you had better touch wood.” —Success Magazine. A l i t i tu good {ionie keepi’/Y give ^ie)i ^oiiwîlWtjniifc J < i J t e e lí'J a / y ¿ t . A ( j j M f c . fto u it T lU lk t 1 NICE nth. homeloveh:- mib. homeSoveh, Would \athe\ have you eome home and áay^ uju ¿ t ÿo down to the juhnituie \to\e and joiek out anything you want ^33 than anything efoe. men ohe not ve\y joaltieulah^ Sut Women a\e^ and when m\±. homeSoveh ¿ neuphSoi^ eome in hhe wouSd ¿ike jo\ them to hee he\ home looking like ¿he waà frloud oÿ it. we would Seÿlad to have you eaSS. you\b PiuSy^ W. C. LAIRD F O R S A J j E 10 acre tract all cleared, suitable $3500.00. for orchard and nice home located 40-acre ranch, all improvep Nice A characteristic anecdote Is told of about one mile from Coquille. house and good barn. Fine or­ Cherubini, tbe most jealous of th« lr chard. Located on the Coquille rUable genus of composers. He had Price $1000.00. been prevailed upon to be present at This Is one ot the best bar­ 7 acres. About 4 acres of bot­ river. the first representation of the work of gains to be had in Coos oounlv. a confrere, and during the first acts, tom land all in cultivation. House, Located about J mile from Price $4,000.00. which were much applauded by the etc public, he had kept a gloomy silence. business part of Coquille. Price 160 acres timber land, estimated The third act was less favorably re­ cruise 8 million feet of fir aod ce­ ceived, and a certain passage especial­ $1800.00. Terms. W hy H s A p p la u d e d . ly seemed to cast a cold blanket over the spectators, when the old maestro to the astonishment of his friends, was seen to applaud heartily. “ Do you really like that duo?" asked one of them. “ I should have thought It was one o f the poorest and coldest In the whole opera.” "You Idiot," answered the maestro, with genuine naivete, "don't you see that If I did not applaud It he might possibly cut It out?” i60-acre lanch. About 25 acres bottom land, mostly in cultivation. House and barn and good orchard. Price $2,500,00. Terms on part. 80 acre farm. Nice house and good barn. Located on county road. Price $6500.00. 10 acres with new bouse and about one hundred nice young fruit trees, two years old. Located Dear Coquille. Price $1600.00 160 acres. 40 or more acres bot­ tom land. 20 acres in cultivation. 80 acres in pasture. Good or­ chard. Good house and two barns. 15 or 20 tons grain hay. Price Stage Repartee. Paris actors are very fond of saying things to one another on the stage which will confuse them and make an answer very awkward. A few days ago, during the progress of a costume play, one o f the actors who was wear­ ing a sword knocked the thunder plates down In the wings. Thunder plates are sheets of tin which are shaken to produce thunder, and the uolse of the fail of a couple of them can be Imagined. The king, who J. W waa upon the stage, turned lo one of the pages and haughtily asked, ‘‘What­ ever Is that?” To his surprise the page, who, as stage pages often are, was a charming young lady In real life, answered, “ Thirty deaf mutes are down below, sire, asking for conversation with your majesty." The king, without moving a inuecle, although the audience laughed, replied. “ Are you quite certain they are dumb?" "They say so, sire," replied the page with great solemnity. "W ell,” said the king, “they make an awful noise about It.” WAVE YOUR HAND TO CARE, /■^.ET out Into th« morning And breathe the blessed air. Light up your soul with sunshine And wsre your hand to care! i'TO where the streams are singing. Stand where the skies are fair. God's bells of Joy are ringing— •o ware your hand to care -Frank 1«. Stentoa. Price $4500.00 House and lot, a good buy for $400 00. 2 lots and a nice new bungalow, just finished for $1600.00. 320 acre dairy farm, mostly all bottom land, with house, dairy barn and creamery for the farm. Located near the Coquille Biver on county road. Price per acre $75.00 Terms. W e have all kinds of property, city, small acreage and large farms Also timber lands. Correspon. denee solicited P A C I F I C R E A L E S T A T E CO. FRANK BU R K H O LD E R , Manager. LENEVE, Secretary. r STEAMER According to Scripture. A tailor of very strict principle* was In the hnbtt of excusing th« fault* of his assistants only If they coaid jus­ tify themselves by Scripture. One day a woman entered bis shop and aaked to aee some material, but refused to buy It because It was too cheap. After showing her some other goods the as­ sistant brought back the same mate­ rial, this time asking a higher price, whereupon the cuitomer bought I t Afterward the proprietor, who bed wit­ nessed the transaction, reproved his assistant severely. The latter, remem­ bering the rule* o f the establishment, _ to Scrip replied: “ Oh, It's according ture all right. She was a stranger, and I took her in.” dar. 8 *- BREAKWATER Sails from Ainsworth Dock, Port lard, at 8 P. M., euery Tuesday. Sails from Coos Bay euery Saturday at service of tide. Reservations will not be held later than Friday noon, unless tickets are purchased. PAUL L. STERLING, Agent Phone Main 181 p iO N E E R M E fIT M A If t E T We Carry Lard, Hams, Bacon, Sausage, Fresh and Salt Meats. We are headquarters for everything in the meat line, You wants always receives prompt attention. COQUILLE|VALLEY PACKING CO.