f I t V u Coquille HeMit \ öl . 24: No. 39. Entered a* ancnnd-claea m atter May 8, 1905, at the postoffice at C equille, Oregon, under act o í C ongre»» o í M ardi 3,1879. DR. RICHMOND PH YSICIAN AND SURGEON. Ollice at Slocum’ » Drug Store. C oq oiLLB, O regon . Fbone M ain’(123. A. F. Kirshman, D entist . Gffioo two doors South o f Poet office. . Coquille - . O regon. W. E. THRESHER Food and D ru g B . Everyuody will agree with Pro­ fessor Joseph Remington that the pure-food law is one of the most beneficial pieces of recent legisla­ tion. Even if, as he says, the com­ mon adulterations of food and drugs are Dot poisonous, they are none the less exasperating. Wheq a per­ son pays his money for coffee he ought by good rights to get coffee, and not bread pills. Nor does it make the matter right to insist that the bread pills are not lethal. If the purchaser bad desired that mild Confection he would have uaked for it, and not for coffee. Are we all babes without reason, that our grocers must dole out what we shall oat and dritik regardless of our wishes? Still more irritating ¡ h it to go to ; the drugstore and pay for opodel- W kddekhurn - - - - - O regon j j doc only to have a deooction of I dried bark of the bland “ qunkeuasp’ I foisted upon us. We lush to the PACIFIC REAL ESTATE CO., | apothecary in the midst of an ague FRANK BURKHOLDER, MGR. fit shrieking for quinine and he dis­ Farms, Timber and Coal Lands. penses wheaten flour. To be sure the flour does not kill, but neither Residence and Business Property. does it cure. There would be some Mining Stock. mitigation to the bite of these COQUILLE, - OREGON wrongs if our grocers ’ nd druggists regulated their prices according to the articles which they provide. We can stand it to receive a mix­ E. D, SPERRY ture of typhoid germs and dirty Attorney and Coancellor at Law. water when we ask for milk; what Office in Robinson Building exasperates is to be forced to pay the price of milk for this brew, which can be furnished much cheaper than the pure product of W. C. CHASE, the cow. A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W ATTORNEY-AT-L AW Oflioe in Robinson Building, Upstairs C. R. BARROW, Attorney and Counsellor at Law First-class References Fifteen Years’ Experience C o q u il l e C i t y , O re J. J. STANLEY LAW YER Martin Building, - Front Street C o qu ille , O regon A. J. Sherwood, It is wrong to be angry, but if anger is ever pardonable it is when a man pays his druggist for calomel and gets chalk Still, there is a silver lining to the cloud, dark as it is. It is a comfort in the circum­ stances to remember that, according to our leading physicians, most drugs are useless anyway. Their effect is purely mental and so long as we believe we are swallowing ipecacuanha we shall experience all the medicinal effects of that balmy herb, no matter what goes down the gullet. So long, then, as the drug­ gists do not poison us we can for­ give them. Since most of their stuff is rubbish, it makes little dif­ ference whether we take one dose or another.— Oregonian. A ttobnky - at - L a w , N otaby P u b lio , Coquille, : : Oregon Walter Sinclair, A ttorney - at -L aw , N otaby P u b l io , Coquille^ : : Oregon. Hall & Hall, A ttobneyb - at - L aw , Doalei in R eal E state o f a ll k in d s. Marshfield, Oregon. C. A. Sehlbrede, Attorney-at-Law , Notary Public. M a r sh f iel d , Phone 761. O r egon . E. G. D. Holden, L aw ybb . J ustice of the P eaob O. S. ComnÙBHioQer, General The story of the New Orleans kidnaping tragedy reads like one of those tales from the heathenish districts of the Old "World where outlawry thieves and neither life nor property is safe. The crime is one of the results of the indiscrimi­ nate admission into the United States of all kinds of humanity from beyond the seas. There were no “ Black Hands” nor “ Inner Circles’’ in the United States a few years ago, and that they are now here and are kidnaping, murlering and dynamiting innocent people who fail to pay the price for immunity is the fault of our loose immigration laws. The yellow races across the Pacific are not regarded as desire- able timber for American citizen­ ship, but the “yellowest” heatbeD that ever came out of China or Japan could hardly committ worse crimes than are traced to the “ Black Hand” and the “ Inner Circle.” — Oregonian. --------------- ►<#. ■»— ■■ , Insurance The decision to continue build­ Agent, and Notary Public. Office ing the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. in Robinson Building. Paul to the coast wag reached by Coquille regon. a close vote. If the president had said the word work would have been suspended in May. That it is being pushed is evidence of the faith financiers have in the manage­ ment of that road and in the future S tr . D I S P A T C H of the west It is a great relief to the lumber interests to know that Tom W hite, Master this great system is pushing its ex­ I,saves I Arrives Banden . . . . . 7 A-H. I Coquille .. . 10 a m . tension with vigor.— West Coast Cooullle...... 1 r-M. I Bandoo .. .. i r-M. Connects at Coquille with train for Marshfield Lumberman. COQUILLE RIVER STEAMBOAT CO and steamer E.-ho for M yrtle Point. S tr . F A V O R I T E ,T. C. Moosaaw. M u te r , aye I Arrives rgrade BICYCLES, T IK E S and SUNDRIES at PR ICE S B E L O W any other manufacturer or dealer in the world. JL DO N OT B U Y A B IC Y C L E or on any kind o f terms, until yon hare received our complete Wmm Cata­ logue* illustrating and describing every kind o f high-grade and lo w i n g * bicycles, old patterns and latest modela, and learn o f our remarkable L O W l ’ KICES and w on d erfu l new offers made possible by selling from factory direct to rider with no middlemen's profits. W E S H IP O B A P P R O V A L tmthomi a cent deposit, P a y th * F ru fght ao4 allow 10 D ays F re e T ria l and make other liberal terms which no other house in the world will do. You will learn everything and get much vain» able information by simply writing us a postal. We need a R ldm f» A g m n i in every town and can offer aa opportunity to make money to suitable young men who apply at once. 0 PUNCTURE-PROOF TIRES 9 8 * 0 0 per pair. To In — trod otto W o WIIJ tm plo ^ ___O nly ■ ¿J F WON’T Wi LEt out the air (CASH WITH ORDER 9 4 .8 6 ) NO MORE TROUBLE FROM PUNCTURES. Result o f i s years experience in tire Serious punctures, lik e intentional k n ife cuts, can b e vulcanized like any other tire. 1 am in tbe market for tbe pur­ chase of good fir, or cedar claims, for spot cash, in favorable locations. Let me hear from you at once, at Port Huron, Michigan. A n ou s O. M ack a y . lass . i K From all thoroughbred stock— 8. C. Brown Leghorn, $1 per setting or $5 per 100. Black Menorca and White Plymouth Rocks, $1 per set­ ting. No hundred lots. Also some young registered Jer­ sey cattle and fierckshire pigs. J. G. W a t s o n . Coquille, Oreg. - ♦ -C in / in / ín / in 7T\ / in / in / in / in / in / in / in / in / in / in / in / in / in 7r\ 7 in / in making. No danger from THORN S»__ TUS/PINS. NAILS. TACKS or GLASS. Timber Claims ir s t Successor to J. T. Little Eggs For Hatching ----- -- t r ic t l y Hay, Grain» Feed. Opposite I. O. O. F. Hall. /I n T in / i \ 7 tn / ear at last any o th e r T, ELASTIC am é E AST K ID INO. It is lively and easy riding, very durable and lined In Mute la all ver becomes porous and which closes up small ..TuTa special'quality o f rubber, which never »mail puuct puncturaa without allowing the air to escape. We have hundreds o f letters from satisfied customers stating that their tires have only been pumped up once or twice in a whole season. They weir h no more thaa an ordinary tire, the puncture resisting qualities being given by several layers o f thin, sp prepared fabric on the tread. That •'Holding Back" sensation commonly felt when riding on asi or soft overcome by tread which sir from »'All roads rUIU3 ia IS UVCIvumc uy the 11«; patent K-**■'-*“ "Basket Weave" ----- — . ------ — —.— r prevents _ , ------- all ------. ----- . t •HU.Mid out between the tire And the r e d thu, overcoming .11 miction. The regular price of « tlT cii. p r o p e r pntr, but for .dvertHing pu rp o^ , we «re m»kiu^ . «necUI fa eton ^ rk t^ tp tbei o f only U 80 per pair All order» «hipped ««m«_d«r letter U received We «h ip C O.D. o o «p p n You do not p «r » cent until yoa h»ve » « m in e d and found them atrictly u repreaented. ___ _ We will allow a w l > dtoronnt o f 5 per cent (thereby making the price »«• * * per pair\ if yow aM j FULL CASH W IT H O B O S R and encloae this advertiaement. We will alao a n d one nickel plated bra«» hand pump and two 8 .mpaon metal puncture cloner« on full paid onlere (the«« wet« } puncture cloaera to be used in caae of intentional knife euta or heavy ,aahea). Tirea ta be rrturuad i t o v a ezpenae U tor any reaaon they are not aatiafactory on examination ____ __ . . _ We are perfectly reliable and money aeot to na ia u aafe aa to a bank. Aak your PnafaaaaN*. Banker. Kxpreaa or Preia»» Agent or the Editor o f thia paper about na. I f you order a p .f r « » them tire«, you will Sndthat they will ride eualer, run Aater, wear better, U attonger and look Sner than any Ure you have ever uvad or aeen at any price. W e know that yon « t il be an well plaaaad that when you want a bicycle you will give ua your order. We want yon to aend a » a nnaU trial nrdcr at once, hence thU remarkable tire oHer. . . . ___ ._____ . Two Hundred Thousand pairs now in actusl use. Over Seventy-fire Thousand pairs sold Iasi year. O O A S T E R -B R A K E S , ^ c ^ b f ^ e r e « Z ^ » ~ BUTOM R bicycle or a pair o f tire« from anyone nntil yon know the new and It oa ly coata a poWal to taarn everything. Write It MOW. O O R O T W A IT ■ui crac covar,- o »» l “ j i” ciioim , il l