FAOE FOU» The Sentinel which public office mean* nothing.' Fatuous Fragments Governor Martin issued a state­ A GOOD PAMS IS A GOOD TOWN ment uPfcing every person in the state H. V »04 N« and M. D. GRIMM to co-operate with the Stream Puri­ Publia hers fication league of Oregon in ob­ II. A. YOUNG. Miter serving “Help Clean Up Our Rivers” -sn^m-l week which started Sunday. AuoscripUea Rs It is proper that we do this,” the S2.00 governor said, “because the rivers too Six Alunths ....................... Three Months ................... ............. 40 and streams of Oregon comprise one No subscription taken unless paid of the state's great assets, not only for in advance. This rule is impera­ from the recreation and health tive standpoint but as avenues of com­ merce for our shipping, and as es­ L> splay advertising 30 cents per sential units in the successful propa­ ■ncii No advertisement inserted for gation and preservation of our com­ less than 50 cents. Reading notices 10 cents per line. No reading notice, mercial fishing stock.” u advertisement of any kind, insert­ 'd for less than 25 cents. There were 455 fewer traffic acci­ dents during May than during the .niered al the Coquille Postoffice as same month last year, Secretary of Second Class Mail Matter. State Earl Snell reported this week. tffice Corner W. First end Willard St It was the best single month record in many years and brought the five- WHAT AIL8 BU8INE88 mouth totals for accidents, injuries Here's a letter from a man in Wau­ and fatalities well below the figure sau, Wis., who signs his letter to the for the same period in 1937. Christian Science Monitor with the Approximately 2500 «electricity con­ nom-de-plume, “Fedup.” A news- paper column would not make his sumers in Clackamas and Yamhill meaning more plain than what he counties will be able to save about condensed into a few lines when he $13,000 annually as the result of rate reductions by the Portland Gen­ wrote: eral Electric Co. “I am a retail grocer in constant ___ The P. G. E. Co., this week, filed and intimate toubh with conditions as they exist on the average in this reductions in minimum monthly country. If anyone in my position charges for customers formerly serv­ cannot probe this problem of recov- ed by the Molalla Electric Co., and f*» ♦hi *1» can. Things were going along good last year until this goofy Wagner Act was put into operation. It simply turned all industry over into the hands of racketeering labor organ­ izers who for the most part were ac­ tuated by no other motive than selfish gain and self-advancement. These are now exploiting labor and indus­ try for all they are worth, and while they do this, industry cannot recover, cannot undertake -anythingof- an err«- terprising nature, because these rack­ eteers will wreck* it with labor troubles.” CHEAPE8T 18 MO8T EXPENSIVE You get just what you pay for in this life, whether it is an individual or a community who doe^the buy- Twenty years ago, or about that, the city council of Coquille, to save a few dollars, possibly a th^fd on the coat of the pipe, put in a wood pipe mein between the east side of the court house block, on Second Street, and on Willard. Naturally it rotted and ten or twelve years ago it was replaced with Matthison steel pipe, at a small sav­ ing in material but nothing in lay­ ing. Now a new line for that four blocks is being laid, of cast iron this time. Had cast iron been used when the first line was laid, It would still be in good condition. The first cast iron water pipe that the manufactur­ ers know anything about was laid 275 years ago and it is still in use, and many instances are known of that kind of pipe which has been in use for the past hundred years. Of course a growing city has to enlarge its main supply lines and looking at it from that point of view, perhaps the cheaper pipe was justi­ fied, but the city has had to pay nearly three times what it should have cost in experimenting with slightly cheaper pipe. the Portland General system. The state hydro-electric commission was this week requested to investi­ gate the advisability of creating a McKenzie River Peoples* Utility Dis­ trict. The district would include an area extending from a point one and a half miles east of Vida to about two miles aboove McKenzie bridge. BY FERNANDO FABRICATUS At a convention of the American Newspaper Publishers’ association, its president declared that journalism schools are the«bunk and the gradu­ ates not property trained for their chosen work. It would be hard to make one of said graduates believe that; although all great journalists are like poets—bom and not made. The pitiful pictures in last Satur­ day’s Oregonian of some of the desti­ tute in Cleveland, where relief funds are exhausted, made us remember a friend telling about a letter received from there recently. The writer of the letter stated that conditions were terrible in that city and that graft was universal, even the captains of police cashing monthly relief checks. “Vicarious pleasure” were only words to us in our youth, devoid of meaning and quite beyond our com­ prehension. Now, however, our less­ or joys of living are often thus ex­ perienced. z A day or two ago we saw a youngster coasting downhill on a bicycle and for a fleeting instant we were a child again rushing against the wind on a downward flight. It's wonderful to have Nature as an ally. When the New Deal adopted the doctrine of scarcity, the drouth in city. And now Nature takes a hand in China and by floods is snuffing out more lives than all of the Japanese bombers could ever hope to. While you can’t say they have been hoist by their own petard, in both cases Nature’s help has proved very embar­ rassing. The “Salmon Bake” at Roseburg last Sunday was quite an undertak- rtmpttfypnt ‘An invttsrtton to fee«fr alt romers handling of unemployment claims has naturally drew quite a crowd. After been made by the state unemploy­ watching the trap-shooters shatter the clay pigeons to the best of their ment compensation commission.. Beginning last Sunday the com­ ability, we moseyed over to the tables mission adopted the calendar week, where the barbecued salmon was be­ It smelled tanta­ ending each Saturday at midnight, ing handed out. as the claim week for benefits to cov­ lizing. The line waiting to be served ered jobless worker» tathe state. stood six abreast and to. our hungry They previously designated an in­ eyes extended back a quarter of a dividual's claim week as the seven mile. We decided to eat the lunch consecutive days following initiation we had brought minus the salmon. And yet there must have been of claim, but hereafter when a claimant files an original claim on plenty for everyone with a little pa­ any day of the week, the first week tience. They had baked 1800 pounds of such claim will be the calendar of salmon and estimated they served week in which the claim is filed. 4,000 people. Probably there were more than that there for if each pota­ Farmers dominate the list of 141 tion was a third of a pound, more republican and democratic candidates than 5,000 were fed because the big who will battle for the 76 legislative pans were all scraped clean. One positions to be filled this fall. hundred and fifty gallons of coffee An occupational survey reveals were also dispensed free. that 32 at the 141 candidates are The crowd was typically American. farmers. Next high is the legal pro­ Figuratively speaking, representa­ fession—with 29 lawyer-candidates. tives were there from every walk of Three candidates are stockmen, two life and what impressed us most was dairymen and two fruit growers. The that they all came by private convey­ USE Crown Dairy Feeds and Poultry P C. G. Stem, chiropractic physi- USE Crown Silver Sheen Fox Feeds Dr. candidates are engaged in 38 occu­ ance. Thirty years ago most of us Feeds for better results. Coos Feed}dan, > foot «. correctionist, electric ther- ... . .. for Coos Feed Ac pations. Others an brokers, physi­ were dependent on shanks-mares. 8t Seed Stores. apist, 292 Moulton St., phone 86J. tf f _____ • Seed Stores. cians, automobile dealers, secretaries, 1 clerks, real estate men and timber The code of a southern gentleman workers. ....___ _ could well be emulated by some of s the pseudo-squires of other sections Farm security loans totaling $2,- of this country. The news reports of 207,400 were made to 2900 Oregon Garner’s refusal of a large sum of farm families during April, according money reminded us of a story about to a report filed with state officials Robert E. Lee. Mr. Gamer, when by the Farm Security Administration. offered a munificent stipend for a The loans were made to farmers who writing contract, declared that what were unable to secure adequate John Nance Gamer could write was commercial credit for livestock, feed, not worth a nickle and what the Vice seed and farm equipment. President of the United States had to say was not for sale. Even if he had The Salem Linen Mills this week heard the following tale, at least he received a contract for supplying was living up to the tradition of honor 15,000 pounds of flax twine to the set by Lee: United States navy through the ef­ At the close of the war of the re­ forts of Governor Martin. A Scot­ bellion, Robert E. Lee was offered the land firm had submitted a lower bid presidency of an insurance firm at the than did the Salem firm, but the gov­ salary of $50,000 a year. When Lee ernor telegraphed navy department doubted his services would be worth officials that he belived the contract so large a sum, he was told, “We don’t should go to a United States firm. want your services, we want your name.” “That,” replied Lee, “is not The state supreme court this week for sale.” decided Henry Albrecht, of Baker, [The above was written and in was entitled to $29,000 damages for type before the current issue of the personal injuries received while rid­ i&turday Evening Port was received. ing in an automobile with his broth­ In it is an article on “White House er-in-law, H. M. Howard, district No-Man," which confirms the spirit manager for Safeway Stores. The if not the letter of the story about the court upheld the opinion of a jury vice president.] and Circuit Judge Calvin S. Sweek, of Pendleton. Albrecht contended For the benefit of ,our mid­ that he was not a “guest” in How­ western friends we state that we have ard's car, but had gone along to help just ordered a ton of coal to see us his brother-in-law. through the summer. gasolines are those that give you Governor Martin has returned to his office after a two-week vacation in the Mt. Hood ana -and again aroused speculation as to whether or not he would attempt to find a way around a state law which forbids a primary candidate from running in­ dependently in the fall elections. It was the governors first vacation since the strenuous primary cam­ paign. One at the first things he did was to confer with his campaign manager, Edgar W. Smith, where it was presumed he was testing polical winds. After the conference neither the governor nor Smith would admit or deny that the meeting had any political significance. However, ob­ Following the 1936 riot at the state servers hero still believe that Gov­ penitentiary, 10 men were placed in ernor Martin will not be a candidate solitary confinement. The 16th was in November. released this week as his sentence at the institution had expired. A former republican vice-president gave the governor a pat on the back Bids for paving and widening the this week. The “pat” was a wire North Summer street approach to the from Charles G. Dawes, vice-presi­ new state capital will be opened at dent of the United States under the Portland June 30. Coolidge administration and ambas­ sador to England. His message road: . Well Drilling “I am at home and well again af­ ter seven weeks in the hospital at For that new well, see or write New York. I want to congratulate W. F. Kernin, Roseburg, Ore. 16tl3* you upon your splendid courage and the great reputation you have made as a law enforcing governor of Ore­ gon. 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