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DAILY HOGl'K 1UYKU CUVlUUt
MONDAY. JASTVABY W, 1917.
j PER52NAL
lyton Sutton, of William, nas
.;or In th c"v tl.y.
A. Q. Churchwood left today ror
Pickett creek to spend a week in that
district.
K. A. Cart of Applet! left today
for Fort Jones, Cnl., to spend a short
Urn.
V. J. Mromby, of Whittier, Cal..
hi atopplug at the Grants Pass tor a
abort Urn,
Ralph White returns to Rogue
Rivwr thla afternoon after a short
tint In the city.
J. K. Turnbnlt spent th week-end
at hi horn hsrw, returning to Med
tord thla morning.
H. C Seymour, sui t;ader. f in
dustrial duo work In in the city tor
a tow day.
Faaey flowered petticoat in alt
tht new style. Mr. B. Rshkopf. tt
Mr. Andy McCarthy left thla morn
la for Marshfteld and other points
to spend a week vtsittng.
Mr. Rari Kennedy arrived thta
morning from Portland and will visit
relative at William creek.
Mr. O. H. Kestersoa, who haa been
vtaltlnt with her mother at Cray
Harbor, returned tht morning from
that place, i
Mr. and Mr. Carl Bangha retora
ed to Salt Lake City today after a
week spent U visiting here with Mr.
U R. Kerley.
Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Ptk have
keen flatting her wtth Mr. Pike
par-tatt, tearing thta morning for
their host at Oliver. Or.
Gay Harvey spent Sunday at hi
horn ta the city, tearing thla mora
tax for (told Mill where he hi work
ta on the irrigation canal.
We hav Just received a car of
QREEX cedar shinties Grants Pass
twr On.
Mr. and Mr, rred JUrsou returned
to Lo Aaeete thi morals after
slattta. with the F. V. Otpp family
f Frwitdsi far the past week.
M. R. Voorhee 4' CUinrfrM. N. ..,
represeststiv t Yrhea A Co
?w Tork City , in tV city to-lay
a basinees cone'! with hi com
Mra. Fred Merrill went to Mod ford
this morninc called to that plo by
the death of her rather; Oaloway
Hod. Th funeral of Mr. Hod ire
waa held at Med ford this afternoon.
i. A. Thomas returned to the
mines above Roroe tUvr this mora
tftg after spending a wee In the city.
Th weather ha been too coW for
the operatic of the mine, the smalt
ereea feeing frown up.
Mr. sad Mr. R. V Elfstrom re
turned to Concordia, Khsw. thr
morning after visiting here for a
week witk R. A. X. Reyroera, Mr.
Blfstrcm't nncl.
Coat at red seed prk; aim wool
and silk dresses, Mr. E. Rchkopr. tf
Mia Bertha Taylor. of GoJd Hill, is
vlsfting with Mr. C A. Hoag. She
earn down yesterday, aeewrtpanying
her ter. Miss Jeiis, who its ai
her way to Sslcm.
Mr. and Mrs. Jim Hill, of Helix.
Ore-, spent a few days here vl iritis
sfth Mr. and Mrs. Stanton Rowell.
They left this mom ; 1 for Salcnt
PorUaad and Otympla Mr Hill t a
sheat sn-v.-er at Helit.
Jo rnstitg of every dom-r! prion at
the Cnrier cWc
Calling cards at the Courier.
V lH
(CLASSITTKD JiD RATES ii
tw tssvsa, lit. atx las,
t; ) ssoata, tl . hw paid ta
des a set paid ta advaaca,
' P f'-e per h.
PlXTY of ltch mcei to 1,-b ea
real eetar sevnrity See ljw
ftess, fi
SriJOVDin WORK TK.tM-Wori
any where. Weigt.t alvat
lbs. Phse rurSisrr snd
Richard. f;
MR. FlO V MARxaV-lVar
Foy4, I an . SaJfnt i:h Vs.rc
vrytK,ig It seU)ed. Ton- fk-fT
1 rry 11", Te5ecrajV mi
wtedUreiy. Mrs F M Hsrcel,
N' ttth St.. Sew r tht
WIVVtXA RK.RKSHIRBS Sfx-cr:
flw 7nng, ssmwer. and rl)
danghterw and sons v Ulsons
Chalo?.oa Ith ct dsug.te- T
RorneJsnds jnar?H . Onaliiv
HPeediTiR. sire. pessviti)r rs
WYlte ws. Winons Ranch. Kfu
I, X-Box If. ; Prnw,, r
- S.Ttf
W AXTEtV-rf b.f hM)er ts f wry.
dto Phone P. MT. Hershherrer.
. m m:
sfcvvvd h tvn rmxiTniK t.
ed lUrmoad'a Second Rand
ftAr, Sit C Street. I
2 LOCAL
j Heltehalw Txmlht-
Btaa Reoekah lo.liie No. 4 will
1 meet tontttht whtn there will be both
Installation and tultiatlon. Meeting
jostled promptly at T : 30.
' New Setuerter lUins -
j Th new seniMter of srhool stsrted
today wtth twelve new purils in trto
I htith school. Thee sr thi ursmutoj
jo the elRhth rad who took the
state examinations a few wock ko.
,
i Mask- t'lub TwemlM)-
i The C.rsnts Pass Munio t-lub sill
I meet for chorus practice tomoruiw
jevenint; at 7;t."i In the Commercial
'club rooms. While there was a oi
'attendance at the last meeting. It is
, the wish of th club that mnnr more
'will turn out tomorrow.
Ira Ted MArrW
A letter to friends here fives the
I news of th weddlttf on Jsnusry 13th
'of Ira Tee! and Miss Minnie tlras.
at Uoa Anrelea. They were school
I mate at Santa Cms. Mr. Teel left
her several year aire to join the
navy and since that time haa been on
th U. S. 8. Ore (ton.
Tear thtiww ttaiklliur
Th two small frame bulldincs on
Sottth Sixth occupied by the O. K.
Moor trocery and th Salvation
Army, ar to b torn down to make
room for th new brick gars. Mr
Moor has mox-ed his stock of gro
ceries to the (building formerly oc
cupied by the bottling works. The
; Salvation Army hav changed their
.headquarters to SIS K street, where
th water company had their offlcea.
' AtteaWI Farmer' Ctwh
8vral business men of this city
attended th Wllderville's armers
club, They report a most interesting
and profitable meeting a the farmers
ar getting weH organised along the
; different line of work. Th dub la
dsdes all th farmer of Wilderville.
th lower Applegat and Jerome
i Prairte. Those going from here
; were, C. U Vpson. X. F. Macduff, and
iCkmnty Agriculturist Thompson.
Th beat milk, 4
1 sad lew orsas.
PhOM til.
tt
Mthtm- r)te Pawns Awy
Mathew Pyle led at hia home .la
Soath Grants Pass. Suadsy. Jaaasry
Jlst, after suffering for some time
with dropsy. The deceased was bom
in Wisconsin, on November 1st. IMS
being st the time of his desth C
yesrs, i months and 2 days of sgw.
He wss married to Sarah Tysoa. in
Nebraska, ta 170, and th wife,
with one son. Henry Pyje, of this city
swrriv him. The fnaeral services
will be held Tuesday afternoon at i
o'clock, from Hall's chspel.
COJOTTO ITCTfl 4
Jsa it. Monday -Tr-of. W. U. Fin
ley, stale bwJotist, bird d ani
mal moving pictarcs at the ftijoa
T IS Free t school childrea in
the aftersooa. Evening, lie,
Jan. ii. Tuesday Chorus prat-tic
of the Grants Pss Mac cinb in
the Coiumerrtal cl, rooms s:
T 4i p. m.
FV. i, Monday Parent-Teacher as
socaalioa meeting in Oommercial
rtsb rooms at S p. .
T ST TFS AGRKR OS
OSM.CM1UA n RISOHTWS
Washiagroa. Jan. tt. Oregroa and
Washington mc )t msched as
agreem! regarding cose treat jr
4sdrtion the water of the Col
nmbia rivet and It tributane. ta
conaertMvn ith tt,r bsaiag indvistry.
bat I srie S bas not k'd. the
deal
Ijlki Jen the sesate )udK'lair
committee .-ernmnM-sdcd jsvace of
he hoiw wll rsttfying the compart
The seaai has a4 bad time to do tt
Wbai's more. oa"t h time na
til the sesmon Meantime tbeur
two states will hs to worrv sloiit
-tthot federal cTidnmemest of their
T-art.
Vrrs i C'e.
Oue of lir .im.K.-in wti Jfwlures t
Trees. It'e It, s iUiUh itlcr Is the
ksrge bantu of small isms or aisnd
along the revt kc ttj venders of
peanut, cakra. routanvwuTV. fmWa.
d the litr on ti. b ibr cowl antd
are srrsnced Is svusll pttfw Ti sale si
a wmsll pWe-a handfnl of peanuts fnr
1 cash, for ess mt.tr. a wswdfol f
lhes tor 1ft wb. or a cesu. tnd
a. Pnsserstry pat twa xUeir Jt cash
cm ptecrw. i. p tbeor purchsse
4 proted ts Miosuaie R.
m mm is u :
""" Q Star
Krank Alotschan. manager of the
Josephine hotel, returned from Md
ford Sunday evening and he 'brought
frtm th Jackson county metropolis
Mrs. Frank Metst-hsn, who Is now
duly Installed at the head of the Mct
svhan househttld. Th wedding
which Joined in the bond of matri
mony Mr. Aletschan and Miss Maud
Miller, of Medford, was performed
by th Rev. Hamilton, at Bv o'clock,
ttsturday evening. Th newly-weds
ser xpi!teil to return to this city
Sunday evening.and some friends of
the couple. made elaborate prepara
tions for their reception, Th hotel
bus was decorated with all kinds of
tinware and other paraphernalia In
dicating how glad the people were
to welcome th manager of the hotel
and his bride to th city. The Met
achan quarter hsd been taken In
hand by the decorator, and though
th most of th furniture hsd been
removed, th plae was a model of
its kind. Rut Frank was one too
many for thus who would give him
such a noisy and an elaborate recep
tion, and escaped from th train with
his bride unseen by th mob waiting
with pockets of rice and other weap
ons of bridal warfare. Though
search sraa mad over th city for
him. h remained nnfound. hut ap
peared behind the desk at th hotel
this morning with a most expansive
smHe which betokens his state of
mind.
RAIDER CHANGES
OPERATING FIELD
Bueao Aire. Jan. J!, Abswac
of accounts of depredations by the
German raider or raiders occur
ring within the past week and the
1 fact that a vaat cordon of allied war
vessels and guardisas of neutrality
hav failed as yet to loest her, led
to the beNef today that th terror
,or terror had changed th Tild of
operations.
Since the raider dispatched the
Japsnese steamer Hudson Mars to
Pernambuco. loaded with prisoners
ino definite word of th veosel's
whersaboats has been received. This
was on Jsa 11 tea days aro. The
packet boat Bahia reported her be
lief that th raider had passed her
far off sad speeding northward, off
the coast f Rio Crasde dl N-
Th most careful
survivor Isnded -hss
failed to elici. I -V
agreement as to t f"
pesrsace. The wid '"
devWoped. giving add) 1 tu.
to th detailed story t. .
of the captured BrIUsh '
norshir. that th raider " rk
and equipped at least o-
jtnre. prewumably the "
:St ship 9t. Theodore.
The south Atlantic today v
Jerslly swarming with searehet V
I the ship, or ships responsible fot "
i Now at allied commerce.
, Bnstil added to her fleet of w
,vecls wstchlng to ptwent rlolatio.
If neutrshly by detaching a aamber
j of veseel from her Beet. They w UI
patrol RracPaa terrilorial waiera.
Ncutrsl merchant ships arnMng at
j various South Ameriraa port re
liTorted allied wr Irwin slnoM poa
.stsally -.n sight Flo steamships
Ivanov-sly reported as merfhsttmen
I snd cruisers were said to be lurking
'Ntween Provoacso and Y scare,
j ltdi of My recent Information lo
cating the Germans in sdyscest South
, Ameriraa ssier has so impress d
j Chile stth the belief thst the rover
jha changed It field of operations
(stMt :ht tl.is nts held may he the
jsmiihera Para fir. that the Chileaa
ny hss lMe railed on for vignrus
1 patrvi duty
I rijithes from Rio de .Use-.ro to
1 day v-amed vigorous denial of the
i Rrarihaa snthonties of reports thst
jGermaa vessels iatemeat there In
oindinc a Germsa gunboat-ksd
jbeea permirted to outJH and tsVe o
;npplies The rsmnr had devektrwd
I to widewpread report here thst snch
j eeaeta sere i.reparlng to make s dssh
for the open sea to Join the raider
The steamer Time's eswape snd re
ports o! her stftiseqtient tneetirj with
s Ocrtraa vemrl at sea were rerlced
;as eideticing extenait-e Ormsn pre
iprstor.s for tbr raid
A !.
WHlls-What qwtess da the rafli
tary reatdaoes work os? OfiUw-Oae
person runs rb ssst-hin. aad the
er to Jour a twenrr. inn both of rhg
tcht TiUls-4 ae. ik HI teste
sua -led Toled klsde
I I HUj y
The immortal "Lady Dainty" of the
"ST
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40 YEAR RECORD
St. Paul, Jan. 11. A blluard.
breaking; records tor 40 years, hold
th northwest ta its grip. Minneapo
lis and St. Paul reported th heaviest
fall of now, with IT laches.
Trains and street car traffic was
paralyted Sunday. Th majority of
trains scheduled out of St. Paul
were annulled. A milk horUg was
predicted today by creamery men of
th twin elite. They claimed th
farmers throughout th surrounding
country on whom they depend for
j their milk supply hav notified them
that it will he Impossible to ship for
several day.
Red Wing. Minn., seems to b th
hardest hit of th northwest cities by
th storm. It reports a fall of IS
inches of snow. Th city Is complete
I ly cut off from rail communication.
witn only a limited supply of coal on
hand and sever cold weather pre
dicted. Th Chicago Great-Wester rail
road discontinued its trains on the
Rochester-Red Wing division at noon
Suaday and train on other line
hav been annuled
The Mora are covers South Dak
ota, southrrs Mtaneaota. central
Minnesota, esters Wisconsin, and
extends to th great lake.
North Dakota, Montana aad Mani
toba report oaly a small fsll of snow,
bat rapidly lowering temperature.
The temperature In the twin cities
at . m. todav registered IS belaw.
"la Jluks eajoylag hia automobtler
"I doa't see bow b ca b. 11 s
had It for thre nsootba. aad h tens
oe It bas never cost him a aiagt ts."
- tUltimor America a
Town My wif never tiles me to
refer t her ag. Brown-My wif'
runny that way too. Sh doesn't want
use to reawtabcr her ag. soj yet sh
crt mad If I forget her birthday.
Fnewd-Ah. doctor, bow did yew
nuke "its that cranky pstient of
Ji:r ib sr"r both on th
md to m.iirt livable to be abowt.
and I m .i.uj I? m till Cicfcana
Wben e 1 in 1 1 a trvr ar ar doing
bst : ! a.ikr ..ur plsbet S
aue :- i. nt hjvirt dwellta:
pts f. w f tnr sfler n. if
Wtt tat on-j-te - imiw vtetidet!
ll.Hmr.
"This r-r&tg a kMin. i rrrtaiat
dors nuke Ms of snc eitej tn;t
what tlH-i in An
"W e'l tot nsiwder rb ;iporniiilrirs
It realty forte a msa for btosrvac
hh nsii bom '
Suitor-Ki you tvd ytssr father I tut
I wss ea:tg a rear Wbii
did be say'
Th Girt-He 4 be tnrw yoa were
retting that mtv-h but be d nhnsd yo
war earning ti.
rr got a lot of braus my srrttig."
aid rbe pretty wtWv -vn Usee
rrmT"
"Wen, I A bse s nt ritm. .ti
th Rto. s9 rented (be etiial C'M
BsJtlisor Asttertcaa
Mrs p rshWn-SThrrr . tlie utn.
tag paper' Mr. C F.-tMmt ont
d yon want wkh the awrnint -Mrs
D Fas blow-1 snt t. '
play ww wlt-aewsed ISI sight -
or hd--Ne V.rt Veeily.
469 PRISONERS M
TAKEN BY TOE RAiafi
Wsshlnrtfn. Jan II The stal
department's first officia word s the
Get teas raider' earns re of prisoner
ta th south Atlantic toclvdlai 1 M
aentrwla. earn from AasbaasadoT
Oerwrd today ta a Tannage awyttic rbe
total prisoner numbered C. Thesw
waa mention of Ameriotw ta th
Tiee. nfirlal wsrtd.
Tb ateaars referred ta pnsosers
TONIGHT
and TUES.
erite Clark jl.
Ail
1 on the Yarrowdale, which has ar
I rived at a tier man port, running th
tallied blockade.
Th department announced that
It had Inquired of Germany whether
American were Involved. At th
same time. It indicated that It sill
demand their release, if Americana
war aboard; ' will stand pat on its
position that th Yarrowdal wa a
peaceful merchant ship. Inasmuch as
sh lerd as such from New York ;
will hold that Germany had no right
to tak any American members of
her crew prisoners.
Th department will maintain Ger
many haa no right to convert ships
ob th high seas Into raiders.
Th coromaslcatVoa from the pres
ident follow:
"My dear v1reirestdent: There
is. a communication concerning the
Ld Lit. Miataks.
On f th big faster structural com
pasiea, having a cootrsct to bond
traveling era a ahov a coal handling
plant at dock, derided Co employ a
surgeon to nrasaln "on lb Job." The
hurwiced aie was given a not which
read, "Please hand this to th foreman
In charge ami tell hia that yen will
look after any of lb mew who may be
tojarwd by (suing tress the work." The
doctor wttbimt sdo west oat . to the
plant He looted ap at the fahs work
that was being bnilt ta prepsratloa for
th crane, and It was so high thst the
mra on It hated like lilllpntistrs. 11.'
thought of th poihilit)r If one of
them shonM fall t th dock, snd he
sstd to the forrwta "I think th com
pany msd a mtstsk. It sbouM hare
addressed this letter to so andertskcr.
Argons ut.
tag Art snd Mtin Pietxrss.
As a form of entertauiment, not In
atrocttflo, th motkM pjctui wUI prob
ably develop along the Hues of free,
evea fautsMic, rosnsuce, of nackslrsms
sod of lmil nsrrstlie. The stssr.
frw from lite Uirdr of 1 Uig Ibew
forma of estcnaiuBieM. will ixll.lt
cowcrstrste Mtnr the ta.-4iu n(
the spoken writ. wbk-ti'K in concet
idea and liiuuiiustr Uaractt-r, un titr
creatiaa uf '. ivtLi-tc iuUs.o iS
reality and 00 the -irturtal art o,' sw
painting. Ttte imn ksi and th r.ias.c
drams srr n"t o sntsg-trHic as we
at fiftg pclnuikil.v sui4Kiwt Tiiue.
w tbuik. win prove to os ttisl la n-al
Ity they are tw-o diferrst forms of art.
aa different a fwloling and srwiptnr
Amrrk ss Vcar BwA.
Tw Bull f Fhslaris.
Perillss of Atbcns ts sstd by the a n-
CH-nt authorities b bsr tavesited for
l-.. ..arts, lyrsnt of Agrigearasa, B. C
5 u s hrssrn tmll wbkl otwtied OS) the
st.'? t admit virtlass who wet to be
rjied to death by th fire which wa
tw t ondcrntwth. The dying grossm of
the sufferers closely rcrial.)ed the
"r r.ug eg s audd'Wd bui):" hence tha
usikf tbst was r;ni is the tnventioa
It is refmihiag to know ihft later on
tbe ftor-ulaor iwr agsim rbafarta and
bm-ued the tJTSot ta the bull that he
ho i msd to be the cause of 4cth to
many others.
A BwtSar Teas.
"I BoderMsnd yootig Brlcftess Is
abssst to Biarry ilw cUnciilrr sf old
Bends, tb sui'.lkmsirrr
"Yea. n I in told"
"WUI b glee up ue tow tKJresr
"Tea. H id die r.j. tUc tsw wi
awas and go rum the son In las tusl
Cvr: P;nr.
Ton csa tusk cuort 1 luster st b,tnr
by sprewdbig rhtsa tl k with a prriw
rs'um made by dis.)cine ..nr- iait f
hslilsss ts tm part of si-r stid
artmsard srrsinmg It tbronch muslin
Add tws parte f tliKtur of Iwsisotn
-New York Tetrcrsm.
Casy MarVa.
Tbu world would 1 a ptossnntei
titse tf tb.- were not so many fools
vs it "
'Tea. Inn tt would la ttxirr difftrnli
make a Heine "-Boato Trsnsrrlpi
"V. bb la ml .isy a frump."
Tlie bwuliir b I ta Aoaht SBost r
the Hss. And I Beldam smt tnans tbss
kowr r trnm iw " Lo lrjn Ccwr
InrJauraal.
thy Carta nad Chy
artlxtaa aaiong lb tbnw lawsot
Next Attnrtloa
thvrn Mixre ami
Marguerite Oturtot, In
"Holllng Stone."
stage and screen
tSUVi
foreign relations of the country
which I think It my duty to make to
th senate and which I should very
much Ilk to make In person.
"I would to very much obliged If
I might h afforded an opportunity
to do so Monday, January ll. If it can
b arranged without lncoovenl4ic to
the senst.
"I know of no othsr than thla In
formal way la which to convey this
slsh to th sessions. I hav spoken
to Senator Stoo, th chairman of
th commltte on foreign relations,
about It. and hav asked him to con
fer with you.
"Cordially aad sincerely yours,
"Woodrow Wilson."
Senator Kern. 8ton. Overman,
Galllnger and Kenynn were appoint
ed to notify th president that the
senate would hear htm at one o'clock,
Trsosr hhls.
It 1 on thing to stop kostll bat
tsry hi an artillery duel and another
problem alt-LcHivr tu hit It Tb s
callly may be well known, but the
rang difficult tu determine. To slBr
pllfy suiters In this reect "tracer"
shells St umI. Into the bss of the
shell a metal ess la screwed runtsin
tug a mstrrial shklt is self tgnltlttg
a th pcv)ctla rustles ltuuuh space.
For bight oprrstiuus tlir nialrriui lusnl
In tb "trace" butsls lulo a brillisul
ass, but by day the "Ira i-r" leaves 4
trail of dense black suo'-e Ity lki
means tb gssners are able to wabh
and Urn tb shell rght up to lb mo
Bieat th rxptosiua lakes place, and
by kaoatiif tUc locality Id which th
shell bursts tb sdJiMmeut to th
rsas of l be taivrt to com pars tire ty a
simp) mstter. Ixaidun Mall
Just B Aeodsnt.
Two buys bsd Indulged la a physical
encounter ua the playgrouuL At th
ml of the affray tbry weie summuoed
brfore the ti-s-brr to git an account
of their BiUslerUs. One of them bad
bloudy ai. T!e teacher kwked nm
this ssiMruhisn feature with horror
sad radeaviet to ttiMIU In Its tnUkior
certatu . ilK- pnnip.
"N.w. Billy." sL i think yu
Might lo a.viii' to J.uiiu.i."
"Huh: I alu t lu tu lugts for
no servient T Hilly snmere.l.
"Aoci.k-tt? U 'by. It.lly, bow can yo
call It su sc. ) '.i-it ? ic.lu t yo iotewd
to bit Jliiimli- n ll neV
"No. rwro I il'ln't. I snung fer
hts eye s mi.-t'"-4'levetand Plain
Dealer
Settling a B.il.
Wbea Amlivw J,k lived at Kalis
bury. N. C be inr attethled court at
Rari fool, tui'ii ibr county scat of Bar
ry, snd ten withmit aylng hi bill,
which wsstiuly clwrgcd up sgsltist him
on lb hotel reg liter, which sefss t
hsv tu the bold M&t st that time,
sad o stood tiir many yes is. When
th Bears of th vklury of th tfc of
Jsnusry, lSl.t, was received la that
then remote section the old landlord
tnrned bark th leave of tb register,
took his pea snd wrot under th ac
count against Andrew Jackson, Settled
In fall by the Nut of New Orleans."
eSlts ts Pravsnt Esrthuskaa,
"1 rememlr.- ssvs Addison hi the
tw huiidrel and f.-nieth TaMer.
"when our 1mIp HsihI was shake)
Vtth aa eartliquaWr some year ago
there wa an Impudent moUDtehank
who sold pills which, ss h Md
the coon try people, sere -very good
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