M MIAV, HKt'KMIIKIt 114, lOlfl daily itogi'K itivt:a c ot hi Kit PAGE BETE 51 KERBY . Affair In Kerby have been very quid (or aotii time until the Ivy Tatting flub Infused new lira Into Ihit I'uiiiinmiliy. The last meeting of Ihn'cluli wa field with MIm Robinson lu the Pio neer hotel. At that meeting MIm Robinson proved herself equal to Hie occasion, all the member have a good word for her and her ability to entertain. From' the late hour at which the mooting adjourned ' and from report of those who attended ttj meeting a very enjoyable time was had and the refreshment anrved were delicious. Under the present management, with Mr. Max Tuff a president the club gave a dinner at the banquet room of the I. O. 0. F. on Wednoa day night at about 6:30 p.. hi, whloh waa attended by about 85 people consisting of member of the elub and tbolr fanillle and friend, The dinner waa prepared by Mr. Anna Colemari, Mr. Frank Hart and Mine Genevieve Roblnaon. The company waa entertained before dinner ey an orcheetra compoaed of MIm Hague, pianist, Geo. Duncan, vlo llnlet and J. Q. Wllllts. eornetlat. Then came the dinner In audi abun dance and In the beat of style eueh aa good women of Kerby know ao well. The company feasted, talked and mad merry for an hour, and then retired to the lodge room where the orchestra furnlihed more muale while the "cook" were having their tin at feastln Then llowt pretty little Chrlatmaa tree loaded with the annual gift from the mem ber of the club to each other. Ban la Claue appeared and delivered the present to the recipient. Mr. Tuff then favored the com pany with a couple of very pleaalng piano aolo. In which he proved her telf no novice at the piano. Then game of varloua ktnda were Indulg ed In until nearly 10 o'clock., Before adjourning the Invited guest united In a unanlmoua vote of thank to the tatter for their magnificent method of entertaining During the lent two year the club ha revolutlonlied the social condition In Kerby. Hurrah for the tatter? Let the good work go on. A grand la to take place In the W. O. V. hall on Saturday night under the auaplclee of the W. O. W. Mimic I to be furnished fcy the Dun can orcheetra. Piano, volln and cor net piece are engaged. All look for a good time. " Chrlatmaa exercises were held by the grades at the choo house on Tuesday afternoon ushering In the holiday vacation. 8chool la now ad journed until Tuesday after Christ mat. 1 A program I belug prepared for the exorcise at the church on Sunday evening. The program li being ar ranged by the member or the Sunday choo with Mr. Morden a leader. A good time la anticipated. 8everal private Christina tree are also being mde ready for ChrUt m day. May all have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Tear. I GRIFFIN FERRY j E. C. Neely and eon, Harry, are residing In Oranta Paaa for the pres ent, the former being In charge of the feed barn for the time being. P. T. rfverton. Joe Ferguson and Nlok Mellhoff assisted T. J. Huaaey In butoherlng hog Tuesday. MIm Mao McAllater and her broth er, Roy and Herbert, were vUltor at Mr. and Mr. Lester L. AldridgM Friday night. D. 0. Robinson and son, Harold, made a trip to Grants Pan Tuesday. MIm Audrey Qrlfflln Is spending her Christmas vacation at the horn of hor parent, Mr. and Mr. 0. H. Griffin. , Mr. Nellie Shelley and daughter, Onnaile were in thla neighborhood 8unday after ferns for Chrlatmaa dec oration. ' D. M. Robinson took a load of spud to Grant Pas Wednesday. . Mr. F. N. Robertson and wife and mother made a trip to town Thurs day. D. 0. Robertson I preparing about 30 tttrkeya for shipment. K, 0. Neely made a trip to hi ranch Wednesday taking his wife back to town with Mm that evening. , Frank Thompson, of Merlin, tiaa a niece of land rented of F. N. Rob- ortion and ha been working It the last week. The Russian Chrlstma. : The RuNlnn Chrlstmim I divided Into three dn.va-mia tlevotiil to Christ, one to Ills mm her tind one for her fort fat her A classified ad will give results. ' Yule Song High ire heart in hat and hall Cry "Noell" ting "Hoel!" And in itall . Lowly kneel the cattle all. To the merry Yuletide bell Shout "Noel I" Beei in slumber buried deep Cry "Noel!" ling "Hoel I" Out of ileep Into mellow murmur leap To the joyou Yuletide bell Shoot "Noel I" At the dawning if ye mark Cry "Nod!" ling "Noel !" Ye may hark 1 Toicei in each airy arc To the bleued Yuletide bell Shout "Noel I" v Angela that with triumph thrill Cry "Noel!" ling "Noel!" Echoing still "Peace on earth, to men good will !" To the gladsome Yuletide bell Shout "Noel!" Clinton Bcollard in Lippincott's. CAPTURED THE AUDIENCE. Ned Harrlgao'e Pies at the Critical Point In a Play. Kdwsrd Harrigan uuce said that the nit trying moment lu bl tbcaitlral career ocruried lu New Orleans soon after the war between tb elates, lie bad gm aoutb with bis cnmiaiiy and. yielding sonwwhal to popular request put on "The Hlue and the tirsy." TU play bad In-eii a success up nor ill. but down winli, with tbv lr till full of the bllterupus of the war, It ilnnneroM experiment. Tony Hart ns to repreneni ilu Confederate lii.ny, so lie huuled up a uniform of the I.niilxlatia Tiger, ami wlien be came niiirchliiic on, youuu. tnnrt. finiiit some. Hie typical mdiller Iwy hi the licloved uniform, ibe bonne, uieu and women, cheered and shouted and cried for all their ben mi rmlxxlUM lu this Imv. llarrlgun, standing lu the wings lu his iioiihern blue, uniting to go on. Imil Jiiht one thought -"They'll kill mv'." Then he stepped out, tb em bodiment of the enemy, end cold, d-nd silence fell iiimiii ilw bouse. Not buml moved for Int. The audience was tense with emotion, ind there a only an Instant lo act If the play waa to be saved, llarrlgan, big, kindly, good looking. i mo swiftly down to Hie front and stepH'd over the fortnight gutter, Irsn lug down to thetu. "For the love of heaven, wou't you give the Yankee a hum!?" he exclaimed. At oma the house was caiuiht and alt the pentup feeling turned the right way. There waa a yell of applause and the audience, waa won. WHAT SHE WANTED. Santa Clau Brought Black Sarah'e Gift, Dasplt Her Advanolng Ytare. Dr. Aniiu Howard tfhaw'a InHtunceof an Ideal ChrlNtmos gift la connected with her colored mold, a girl of fifteen when she entered her service. At tbe approncb of ChrtKtmna Miss Hhaw told her of the habit of each member of the family to write out a long uud abeurd list for the benefit of Sautn Clau ad' vising him of all mauner of thing that would be welcome and keeping It con plcuoua so that the old gentleman might do what be could. But Sarah timidly explained that It would be lm possible for ber to do anything of the sort. 'Ob, try," said Miss Shaw. "There are certainly thing you want, aud you'll be sure to get something on that llat" . But black 8u rah said the only want ed one thing and "wanted It bad." She could not tell It. becnu every one would laugh at her. Wbeu ab waa as- tured that all smiles would be omitted Sarah confided her longing for a doll with real hair and eye She had owned rag dolla and other eubetltutea but never a real doll, mid, In plt of her advanolng years, Surah thought ahe would die happy If ahe could hold oue thnt wna her very Owu. When ou CbrlutniRa day a large and lovely dolly with remarkable hair and eyea waa put Into her arma Sarah held It against her heart snd fairly aobbed for Joy, Thereafter for two yenr ery Thursday ou her "day out" Sarah carried hor doll proudly ou "or arm. CIHUHTMAS VACATION CAUSW OF X)AL RHORTAflK Dallas, Texas, Dec, 33. -All rail road 'wet of Chicago fac the pos slblllty of being forced to cease, or at least curtail, operations, It coal miners take their annual layoff dur lng the holiday season, a high of fictal of the Missouri. Kansas k Texas railroad wtated today. Job printing of every description n the Courier office. TWELVE DAYSJF YULE. ObMrvatlen Net Conflnsd to Oee. 25 a Contury Ago. The 'New Kiiglinid custom during tbe early year of the nineteenth century was to observe Christ uia from Tec. 25 to Jan. &, tbv twelve diiy being gener- lly given up lo receiving and return ing family visit. Contemporary with thla custom was the heller, Inculcated la the minds of ibe children, that If they would visit Hie cow stable at midnight of Chrlstmim eve they wouia see the cattle kneel before the man gers. A poem of the twelve day shows the gift for tlm Ural day of Christmas to be a parrot uu a Jutiljier tree uitd of partridge on a pear tree.' TO verse for the twelfth day. wblcb em bodied the entire list of day and gift." waa a followa: "Tbe twelfth day of Christmas my truv love tsav to ma twelve gnus booting, cloven beurs chasing, ten men bunting, nine fldJiers playing, eigne ladlea dancing, seven swans swimming. sis chests of linen. Bve gold rings, four coffee bowls, three Freuch bens, two turtle doves and a parrot on a Juniper tree." John Itodemeyer, Jr., in New York Sun. . Real Chrlstma. Real Christmas can only be bad by thinking Christmas thoughts snd by giving gifts of cbeer. A cheerful smile and greeting on Christmas morning nesn far more than tbe costusst girt ever given. Portland, Dec. 21. Today's mar ket quotations wsre: Hogs Best live, 1.75. Prim steers, 7.76; fsncy cows, 1.(0; best eaJres. 7.00. Spring lambs', 10.00. Butter City creamery, 38; coun try. 18. Egga Selected local extra, 38. Hens, IS; b, oilers, II; geese, 11. Copper, 30. ' CHARGE WILSON New York, I)cc.23 George W. Perkins Issued a statement today In which he. declares President Wilson's note of yesterday breathes hypocrisy snd Secretary Lansing'a statement Vreathes Incompetence. Perkins' ststement follows: "Any schoolboy ought to have enough Intelligence and patriotism to blush with ahame at their actions." the statement said. "In the first place, the president's letter ' waa weak and pointless and offered a gratuitous Insult to the allies when he said 'each aide dealrea to make the riffhta and privileges of weak peoples and smaller states secure.' The letter bears every Indication of having been written for the sole pur pose of 'butting Into' the situation. No wonder l-ondon prevented ' the publication of the note on Its receipt. "When I read the statement Lan sing Issued at noon yesterday, I could scarcely believe' my eyes. It ibears all earmarks of 'a man who la rattled and Incompetent Within six or eight 'hours he practically took back hla first statement by Issuing a second one. Imagine our secretary of stats saying to the entire civilised world that he did not realise the meaning of the words he had used to an Important pronunclamento un til the meaning wat pointed out to htm iby others. "Mr. Wilson' note hreathea hy pocrisy. Mr. Lansing's statements breath Incompetency. Imagine the U. 8. standing Wore the world at thla great hour of peril and crisis, represented toy two such men. Sure ly our cup of humiliation Is full to overflowing." "Skirl" f the Bagpipes. It Is claimed for the Scottish bagpipe that It la louder than any other va ilety of Instrument. This Is probably because It wss originally designed to cheer the clauameu When they were fighting. In tbe hand of a skilled per former tbe strains of a Highland bag pipe carry about atx miles, and uudor specially favorable conditions aa far aa ten nillea. Tbe Duke of Sutherland own a bagpipe which figured In the battle of rrcatonpana, mid must there fore be nearly 200 years old, yet It ctn be heard at a distance or eight mlles. I.nndon Globe, Must Hava the CnsuHaur, In Chile, while automobiles are quite common, the two sou ted runabout Is not common, ami when seen generally has a small sent behind for the chauf feur. This Is demanded by custom, for even though tbe owner of tbe car la driving be must always bnve the chauf feur with lilin lu ciuo of ueed, a It would uovcr do fur tbo owner to chunge a t'.i'c or to crnuk the machine hi marl I SANTA CLAUS AT THE WHITE HOUSE Washington, Dec. 21. I)ry, es pre wagon and tbe malls ' tup planted Santa Clau' well known Icigh today In delivering Chrlatmaa package to tbe White House. Not since President Wilson took office ha there been uch a tremendou In flux of holiday rememberancea from frlenda and acquaintance. Her are some of the things: Several barrela of holly, aaveral twrrela of jnlstletoe, hundred of book of all descriptions, canes, luck piece and trlnketa by the acore, foodstuffs of varloua kinds snd var ieties from turkey, vegetables and candy to Imported liquid. Within the White Houae every body I busy preparing for the cele bration of Chrlatmaa day. Little El len McAdoo, the president's grand daughter and Josephine , oCtbran, grand niece of President ' Wilson, will be hostesses when tbe big Christ mas tree, Isden with gifts Is ready for the family oMnday morning. Dec oration of the tree la under way to day. President Wilson plana a quiet week. He has few engagements snd will devote tils time to the family. His daughters. 'Miss Margaret, Mrs. McAdoo and Mrs. Syre, together with other relatives of troth, the president and Mra. Wilson will be with him on Christmas. ' Tuesday evening he will press s button which will Illuminate Hum boldt park, Chicago, opening a "big Christmas celebration there. Paul Rltter, Swiaa minister, called at the White House and conveyed Christmas greetings to the president through Secretary Tumulty. Holiday greetings flooded While House In letters snd grams. the tele- NO XMAS CHEER FOR JOE ANTONE San Francisco, (Dec. 23. Out at Land'a End, where the storm beat the sea Into a fury, Joseph Antone, a Cuban, crawled Into a chill cave to die. A night above tbe howling of the wind and the thunder of the sea upon tbe rocks he could hear the Joyous shouts of Chrlatmaa rollick- ers on their ; wsy to the beaca re sorts. He crouched In his cave, like some atorm-drlven animal to await the coming of death. Joseph has learned that the world does not want film, and he has learn ed to do without the world. There Is an ugly, cancerous scor on his face. It is not pleasant to look upon. Joseph Antone has become accus tomed to people avoiding him, and hutting their eyes as though he were a leper. The 'Wind of Portland was chill. 8ome one told him that If he went to the south, it would be warmer and there would Ibe less pain. He might even be made well some day. He walked. For days he walked. some times food less, sometimes with only a crust. Three day a ago he passed Land's End. To Antone It seemed to be the only place in all nature more lonely than he. 8o he crawled Into the cave to die. But Antone was not to die. Mounted Policeman Dolan heard that a man waa living In the cave. eH arrested Antone who, for three days, bad not eaten and who wanted to die. Today he vai taken Into court Judge Fltxpatrlck heard the story and ordered Antone sent to the county hospital. XI::'. Antone Is not an American oltlxen, o he waa de nied fdmlsslon to the hospital. Then Judge Fit spat rick went Into his purse.' So did others. ; "I will eat now and gain strength," said Joseph Antone, with childlike simplicity. "Then I will walk to Los Angeles, where they say the air la warm." Antone hid his face from the eyes of the crowd and walked out Into the storm again. Hoaulam. Wash,. Deo 23 Two thousand logger came Into town to day and drew $300,000 In wage from ' sevoral lumber companies, closed for the holiday. Many of them will spend their money here, tiUSSAjBSBnBBasBBMMwSaasaSBBBasaasasBi 4lMt M" Ilia la Md ilM awulkc i ,a m (, IM. maIm una Blua RiMim. IN SlU ranlM. A.l. fml'IIM IIKR.Tra'S' UNONIt IIHANU lll,l.a,kM ym known lil.l. Kl.lHi,AIy It If LU1 S0l0P.YW!UP!)!5.r.a'ERV,.nff Classified Advertisi ng ANOEL CAKES Phone orders to No. 190-J. 737tf ALFALFA, KED CLOVER and all grass seeds sre cheaper now. than later. Write for samples and prices. Strictly fancy stock. Ralph Waldo Eldcn, Central Point, Ore- ; gon. 80tf WINONA BERKSHIRE3 Three July 27, 1916, daughters of Winona Violet champion out of Rookwood Lady 106th, a sister of Laurel Champion. - Winona Ranch, R. 1, Box A, Granta Pass, Ore. tf FOR SALE Work mare for sale ' cheap, will work single or double, R. K. Ross, R. F. D. 2. Phone 604-F-2. S0tf GOOD 150-acre ranch on the Abaqua river near Silverton, Oregon, Fin est soil, abundant ' crops. . Price $6,000. Terms. B. J. Taylor. 134 FOR 8 ALU Homestead relinquish ment, 120 acres, three miles from Oranta Pass, bouse, ' 225 fruit trees, springs of water, 4,000 cords wood. Price for ten days, $250. F. Bailer (14 South 6th street S4 TO EXCHAJTOS FOR EXCHANGE Forty acre of good land San Bernardino county, California.- Price $l,25-. 0. vant houae and lot or something In Grant Pass equal value. W. C. Rice, 683 South Pj'k, io-nona, Cal. - 3 TO KKJtT FOR RENT Six-room, home, 205 C street, opposite Central school; $10 per month. Inquire on premises, tf FOR RENT New and used planoa and organs. One year's rent to apply on purchase price. Tbe Music . and Photo House, Stanton Rowell. proprietor. 937 -4- HOTEL AND EATING HOUSE for rent The Clarke hotel and eating shfiuse at Glendale, Oregon Is for rent or lease, furnished. 1 dally passenger train for dinner. For particulars write or call on A. G. Clarke. Glendale, Oregon. 939 FOR RENT Irrigated dairy and stock ranch. For Information phone 164-J or 173-J. 937 WANTED WANTED A capable and reliable man to canvass Josephine county for us. Permanent If satisfactory. Write ns today for particular. Ore gon Nursery Company, Orenco, Oregon. Largest fruit and orna mental nursery in the weat 940 CALIFORNIA JUNK CO. We boy all kind of Junk, bear hides, tura, rags, brasa, copper, xlnc, old pap era, magaxlnes. Call 403 South 6th Street, or phone 199. 943 WANTED Old papers, magazines, hides, pelts, rags, sacks, rubbers, metal snd Junk of all kinds. High est prices, beet service. Phone 21 J. Union Junk Co., 603 South 6th. i 947 SUDAN GRASS SEED WANTED Mall half-pound sample, and state quantity. Ralph Waldo Elden, Central Point, Oregon. . 935 WANTED To 'buy $1,000 worth of county warranta. V. A. Clements' law office. 914 VOVRD. FOUND Witch chain and fob. In quire No. 2293 Courier. 934 TIME CARD The California and Oregon Coast Bailroad Company Effective December 5, 1916 Tuesdsys, Thursdays and Saturdays Train 1 Ir. Granta Pass.. 10.09 a. m. Train 8 It. Waters Creek , 1.00 p. m. All trains leave Grant Pas from the corner of O and Eighth streets, opposite the Southern Pacific depot. For all Information regarding freight and passenger service call at the office of the company. Public Ser vice building, or phone 131 tor same. OFFICER'S SHARP EYE GETS XMAS TURKEYS Pendleton, Deo. 83. Twelve Pend leton families that expected to have corned 'beef for Christmas dinner and pretty lucky, at that will dine on turkeya and geese, thanks to the keen eye of Lou Raytvurn, a night officer. Ray burn won nine turkey and three geese at a turkey shoot and Immediately had the police de partment distribute them to needy families. PHYSICIANS L. O. CLEMENT, M. D. Practice limited to diseases of the eye, ear, nose and throat. Glasses fitted. Office hour 0-12, 2-5, or on ap pointment. Office phone, 62; resi dence phone 2S9-S. 8. LOL'GHRIDCE, M. D., Physician and surgeon. City or country calls attended day or night Residence phone 369; office phone 182. Sixth and H. Toff Building. J. P. TRDAX, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. Phone; Office 225; resl- . dence 824. Calls answered at all hours. Country call attended to. Lundburg Building. . DR. ED. BYWATER Specialist oa diseases of tbe eye,, ear, nose and . throat; glasses Atted. Office hours: 9 to 12 a. m., 2 to 5 p. m. Phone Residence 234-J; office 257-J. Schmidt Bldg, Grants Pass, Ore. ' A. A. WITH AM, M. D.. Physician and surgeon. Office: Hall Bldg., corner Sixth and I streets. Phones: Office nc; residence zsz-j. Hours: 9 a. m. to, 4 p. m. DENTISTS E. C. MACY, D. M. D. Flret-clais dentistry. 109 South Sixth; street, Grant Pass, Oregon. BERT R. ELLIOTT. D. M. D. Mod ern dental work.,Maud B.-Bradford, dental assistant Rooms 4 and 5, Golden Rule Bldg. Granta'' Pass, Oregon." Phone 265-J.' ATTORNEYS H. D. NORTON, Attorney-at-taw PraeUce in all State and Federal Courts. First National Bank Bldg. COLVIG ft WILLIAMS Attornera- at-Law Grants Pass Banking Co. Bldg, Grants Pass, Ore. E. S. VAN DYKE, Attorney. Practice in all courts. First National Bank Building. - EDWARD H. RICHARD, Attorney-. at-Law. ' Office Masonic Temple Grafts Pass, Ore. W. T. MILLER, Attorn ey-at-Lew. , County attorney, for ' Josephine County. Office: Schallbbrn Bldg. O. S. BLANCHARD, Attorney-at-Law Grants Pass Banking Co. Bldg. Phone 270. Granta Pas, Ore. V. A. CLEMENTS Attorneyt-Law Practice In , state : and federal courts'. - Rooms 2. and 3, over Golden Rule store. . . MTSICAX, INSTRUCTION J. S. MACMDRRAY, teacher of voles . culture and singing. Lessons gives at home of pupil If requested, Ad dress 716 Lee street 851tf JESSIE C. KNAPP Piano and voice. Chorus and choir directing. Studio residence, 614 North Second street Phone 523-R. . . - 880tt DRAYAGE AND TRANSFER COMMERCIAL TRANSFER CO. All kinds of drayage : and transfer work carefully and promptly done. Phone 132-R. .Stand at freight depot A. Shade, Prop. F. G. ISHAM, drayage and transfer. 8afes, planoa and furniture moved. ' packed, shipped and stored. Phone , Clark A Holman. No. 50. Resi dence phone 114-R. . . ,. THE WORLD MOVES; so do we. Bunch Broa. Transfer' Co. Phono 15-R. . - LODGES ' GRANTS PASS Lodge No. 84 A. F. A. If. 8tated Communica tions 1st and 3d Tuesdays. Visiting brethren cordially invited. A. K. Cass W. If. Ed. O. Harris, secretary. MISCELLANEOUS- TAXI STAND at the Mocha Cafe. Any where In town 10c, Phone 181-R. Residence phono 34 1-L tf DANCE at Rogue ;Rlvr, given by Powell orchestra, on Monday, De cember 25, Good time assured. AS8AYER8 E. R. CROUCH Assayer, chemist, metallurgist. Room 2pl-20S Pad dock Building, Granta Pass. VETERINARY SURGEON DR. R.. BBSTUL, Veterinarian. Office In Winetrout Implement Bldg. Phone 113-J Residence Phone 805-R. . DECORATORS AND PAINTERS PAPERHANGINO, graining, paint ing. For the best work at lowest prices, phone 295-J. C. O. Plant, South Park street - . Calling cards at the Courier,'